Let's make this clear. There are only 2 biological genders. (3 if you count intersex). That's a fact, thats backed up by science that everybody's got to accept. For me personally I am transphobic, because I see it as a sign of weakness, autism, schizophrenia, strong body dysmorphia and maybe throw some lung cancer in there as well. Then add an eighth cup of honey with 2 cups of all purpose flour, an egg and half a cup of milk in a bowl and whisk till creamy. Enter in a pan, and you got yourself the perfect mix of Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate and The whole Eiffel Towers gyatt. Enjoy
yk shit about to go down when he pulls out the 95’ speed crocs.. IN SPORT MODE!!1!(i know it’s lighting mcqueen i didn’t want to make it obvious. 💀✋ btw what the sigma! i never meant to get this many likes 🙍♀️)
Actually *clears throat* RED AUTOMOBILE WITH LIGHTNING BOLT WITH 95 WITH THE SPONSOR RUSTEZE AND THE OTHER SPONSORS BEING OCTANE GAIN, RPM, REVOLTING, AND CLUTCH + AID
@@14mgod bro I think he's well aware he wasn't picking out mf video game shoes. I'm pretty sure he was just making a "Joke" could be a foreign concept to you perhaps.
At this point. You become PRIME MVP Derrick Rose. You unlock curry shooting and. Dwayne wade speed with lightning McQueen crocs. Put some VKTRY insoles in em. And you get Ja Morant vertical.
The crocs will destroy the ex
Time to fix the no replies problem
Fr 💀
@@adamg3356bot
Kachow
Fr
The ex is done for💀
158 like and no comment?
Fax
Let's make this clear. There are only 2 biological genders. (3 if you count intersex). That's a fact, thats backed up by science that everybody's got to accept. For me personally I am transphobic, because I see it as a sign of weakness, autism, schizophrenia, strong body dysmorphia and maybe throw some lung cancer in there as well. Then add an eighth cup of honey with 2 cups of all purpose flour, an egg and half a cup of milk in a bowl and whisk till creamy. Enter in a pan, and you got yourself the perfect mix of Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate and The whole Eiffel Towers gyatt. Enjoy
Bro Fr bouta cook him sigma sigma on the wall who is the skibityist of them all it’s ME😂
@@elijah6735tf💀
Bro about to end his whole family dynasty in 1 move
Dynasty🤨
yk shit about to go down when he pulls out the 95’ speed crocs.. IN SPORT MODE!!1!(i know it’s lighting mcqueen i didn’t want to make it obvious. 💀✋ btw what the sigma! i never meant to get this many likes 🙍♀️)
Lightning McQueen actually ☝️🤓
@@user-bl4ow7op5nhis number was 95 !! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@@user-bl4ow7op5n but lightning mcqueen's number is 95..
Actually *clears throat* RED AUTOMOBILE WITH LIGHTNING BOLT WITH 95 WITH THE SPONSOR RUSTEZE AND THE OTHER SPONSORS BEING OCTANE GAIN, RPM, REVOLTING, AND CLUTCH + AID
"sigma"💀
The ex gotta count his days bruh 💀
FR
That was his last
He got no days to count after that
that ex is absolutley cooked
He ain’t gonna be able to come back to society.
Shits about to go down
Fr
Fr
Fr
Down what? The toilet 👎🪑🪑
Fr
Put them speedsters in sports mode and let's go to work my boy 😤💨
I thought this was gonna be a dropshipper’s ad at first
"kachow" voldemort stated calmly.
Albus "Harry! Did you steal my crocks!?" Dumbeldore
HEELLLPPP IM CRYING 💀💀
“Avada Kachowda”
Him as he apparates across the court: “I am speed”
Harry your are speed
Blud bouta say "kachow" every time he breaks those ankles 😭😭😭😭
Edit: I honestly did not expect this comment to be this funny lmfao
@@demonillizzer underrated comment
it finna sound like: “kachow” **squeak**
I can't stop laughing to this 💀
The bm
I can imagine him saying "Speed. I am speed." Before the game already 😭 @@bobmightbehim
"Faster than fast, quicker than quick"
Ain't no more sports mode, bro gon turn on turbo mode 💀
Bro put those things in sports mode 🥶🥶🥶
They are always in sport because they are speed
Help I'm snorting
That's insanely powerful
@@tinfoilhat288…
McQueens in sport mode is an instant 99 speed
Bro ain't gon know what got em until he sees what my g is wearing 💀💀💀
Straight fire 😈
How can he see what he’s wearing if hes going faster than the speed of light?
@@essencereaver7459 he'd be cooked before he lays eyes on those 🔥
@@Darrell3r he will rizz up the ex and they will smash
Bro the McQueen A1s are fire
Bro really said " speed, i am speed " in 95 languages
“Faster than fast, quicker than quick”
"I am SPEED!" 😂
Faster than fast*
“Don’t worry I’ll be fast” or “don’t worry I’ll be fast 😏”
ISHOWSPEED, ISHOWQUICK
1 winner, 1 loser. I eat losers for breakfast
it is a rare occurrence that i actually laugh out loud to a short😭
Same, but this man spitting facts tho, crocs would solo the entirety of the enemy team
@@envixous_402😂
You actually were like hahaha irl because of crocs
we speedy wit this one🗣🔥🔥🔥
NAHHHH SPORTS MODE GOES CRAZY🔥🔥🔥
Everyone’s cooked when he put them in sport mode💀💀
Edit: thank you so much for the likes appreciate it
They already are💀
💀
Fr
BHSHHSHA
I got you to 1k likes 😁
The 1st shoes: a simple gun shot to bros ego 😅
The 2nd shoes: a nuclear strike to bros ego 🗿
Edit: thx for 4.2k likes🎉🎉
Absolutely
Nope
Based
@@troymonroy5199imagine seeing your girl choose a guy with McQueen crocs over you
@@matramaxro4913I'd become best friends with that man
Bros about to go sport mode😮😮
bro said "KACHOWWWWW!!!!!!" after dunking the ex..
Bro locking in at the game: “Speed. i am speed.”
Sports mode in these go crazy
KATCHOW
I’ll show speed 😂😂
Woof woof woof woof woof
speed, i show speed
Those are fire ngl
No replies? I gotcha
@@adamg3356no replies? I gotcha
@@adamg3356😕😕
@@judenyoshi no bitches? same😔
@@judenyoshino replies? I gotcha
WHY NOONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE BACKGROUND MUSICCC MANN (>_😭😭
Bro, whipped out them lightning McQueen crocs
"Float like a Cadillac, sting like a beamer"
"Speed...I am SPEED..."
Fast as lighting but I most move slowly I AM AM I AM SPEED
He need to put these bad boys in sport mode
It's beaver not beamer, but good joke.
@@PizzaEXP The one I said is the one from the movie cars. And in the movie, mcqueen said beemer instead of beaver.
@@KungPaoChicken09 faster than fast!
PUT THEM GRIPPERS AWAY🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️
Just made it the same comment. Smh to my self
its the way i was looking for this comment😭💀
NAH💀
There already in sport mode 💀
@@Sugaboo0705 same
the music makes it so much better :skull:
My boi boutta hit the run 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nah jit had to take out the "I am speed"😂😂😂
Kachow 🗣️🔥🔥
@@Happy_Ghostofjulybeat me to it😢
"Shaboombalakaka"
Has the same energy as "WITH THIS SACRED TREASURE I SUMMON!"
Roses are red Hoe’s are blue with this sacred treasure I summon these shoes that will fuc u
WE SUMMONING LIGHTNING MAHORAGA WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@ゟく womp womp give we don't care
@ゟくyou already have 300
FAX
The Ex finna get A-Trained 💀
Why did i legit go ooooooohhhh when he pulled out da mcqueens
Bros boutta get a 95 pointer 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Underrated comment
136 likes 1 reply let me fix that
Wait I actually 💩ed myself after that comment💀
Bro bro bro bro bro 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
nah bro fr bouta get a 50 kill streak with those crocs on a 1v1💀💀💀💀☠️
It’s basketball not a videogame
@@14mgod bro I think he's well aware he wasn't picking out mf video game shoes. I'm pretty sure he was just making a "Joke" could be a foreign concept to you perhaps.
@@Shmapionjoke has to make sense to be funny bro no need to be so passionate bout a shitty joke.
Thank for your opinion but no one is listening@@opfreak
@@opfreak bro really thought he cooked with that one 🤦
gang might go god mode with them mcqueens 💀🔥🔥
bro was getting freaky with that box
Bro bought to drop 95😭😭😭
Edit: Thanks for 1k likes
Lightning ⚡️
Make this top comment
oh yeah baby cachow
Man I sure wish I could drop 95 with my mcqueens
Type shit
And imagine that he uses sport mode🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Cross up,stepback,pump fake,three!!"🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
The ex ain’t cooked… she charcoaled
That power is to much
Naw it all wheel drive now
@@user-ye9hx6mx8h he charcoaled
Ex be double checking his will rn💀
Bro’s about to be fast out there
Bro finna drop 50 in sports mode 💀
u mean 50 seconds of pt
droppin 95
@@gxdhhs5 huh? What u talking about?
@DRAD-lg1hg the number is 95
@@DRAD-lg1hg95 km per milisecond
At this point. You become PRIME MVP Derrick Rose. You unlock curry shooting and. Dwayne wade speed with lightning McQueen crocs. Put some VKTRY insoles in em. And you get Ja Morant vertical.
🗣️🗣️🗣️
Or vice versa 😂😂😂
The glazing is OD ☠️☠️
If u make a hoop , you get Kobe's soul
Lol
Those lightning mamba🥶🥶🥶
bro cursed dudes whole bloodline pulling out those crocs
bro pulled out his ultimate weapon
The ex writing his obituary rn 😭
Bro he’s about to be flabbergasted
blud gonna be kicking upside down with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro done for good with them crocs 💀💀💀
This seems a little overkill like shi them crocs gon end lil bro's life in a flash 😭😭🙏
FR DRIPPY BEST WAY TO DEFEAT HER EX 🔥 🗣️
Bro before the game: "Speed. I am speed."
His bro: "McQueen you ready?"
Put those bad boys in sport mode and he done 😩
Me on my way to like but see 69 likes
“Stacked hopper with the three oh ladies and gentlemen he hits the Kachow “🗣️🔥🔥
Bro saw got to cocky then he got the coc-
My jaw dropped, I'm so jealous 😩
Bro got the movie drip😂
The crocs in the mamba box😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼
Bro's about to be cooked, deep fried, roasted, toasted, chopped up, sauteed, grilled, seasoned, and served. 💀
eaten, digested, and pooped out too
@@LeoPretzel flush disposed of gone, disappeared vanished
@@LeoPretzel w h a t
Ur forgetting baked sir chef
I need to save this comment for a time when i need it
Bro has divine boots💀
This is so relatable, I love it.
bros about to go "Focus. Speed. I am speed" 😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂 That crocs made me scared 😂😂😂😂
bro your saying things wrong
Maybe he is the ex who knows
its just shoes..
"You Are so Cooked" - Dumbledore said calmly
We got da speed McQueen ahh shoes 💀
“How’s your beat me?”
“Wrong question. It’s kachow.”
Why did I think the crocs shoe box was a play station😭😭😭💀💀💀
Bro 1.6k likes holy cow my comment gets more likes then my actual videos😭
Got that damn elite box 💀
Same
Bro keeps his crocs in a mythic lootbox
Because its a kobe box
same
“WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON”
This deserves a million likes.
**spongebob ass kleets**
ITS THE TATTLE TALE STRANGLER
Bros cooking the whole team☠️☠️
THE MCCROCS IS FINNA MAKE BRO FLASH-
Bro got the ka-chow kicks ready
After watching those crocs.... kerosene started playing in my mind 💀
Did bro used bots to like comment🤯
@@Kanalisminiunuttumyine ????
Kerosene started playing irl for me
Rhen Just... KACHOW
@@Kanalisminiunuttumyine Did bro decide to skip English class 🤯
@@Kanalisminiunuttumyinebro gave up on english
He bout to dunk and say kachow🥶🥶🥶🥶
blud is cook for his life💀💀💀💀
The Kobe Mc Queen😂😂 or the Kobe Lightning Mc Queen😂😂
Jokes aside, I would seriously wear those crocs to places
What jokes?
the cap on this app
@@phantom522I've seen people wear it what are you on
that's not a joke, those crocs are a thousand times better looking then the crap he showed before.
average discord mod
Gotta lock in with sports mode
This is the hardest shi i've seen in a while
BROS GONNA BE SPEED IF HE HAD THOSE ON SPORT MODE
"The ex is going to be smoked with this one" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
(Edit)Dang, 268 like in 20h?, thanks
Bro better start praying 🙏
the anklebreaker that springlocks everyones ankles
You know it's boutta get real after he puts these on💀
My man didn’t choose violence he demanded annihilation
Bro didn’t choice violence he is violence
NO FUCKING WAY YOU GOT EM LIGHTING THE QWEEN CROCKS🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
bro's crocs got da speed mode
Sport mode crocs go crazy 🥶🥶🥶
PUT EM IN SPORTS MODE BOYS 🔥🔥🔥
Yessir
Bro got the Speed Mcqueens
WE GETTING IT TONIGHT WITH DIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀
Times when actors wasn't acting:
Bro just wait till they’re on sports mode💀
ngl the crocs are kinda fire
Bro is about to disintegrate those ankles
“With great Lightning McQueen crocs comes great responsibility.” - Lightning McQueen, Cars 2
The most wise words I have ever heard till this day beautiful 😂
132 likes is insane