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  • @UnixMan100
    @UnixMan100 Рік тому +221

    Dale literally was doing technical support for two hours and achieved nothing lmao. Started talking about aliens and shit and got scared when Kani called him on his BS.

  • @shadicpro21
    @shadicpro21 Рік тому +192

    Kanirose was roasting Dale but dude was so thirsty he had to hold himself back lol

  • @sly_tendencies87
    @sly_tendencies87 Рік тому +123

    "I'M NOT WEAK TO THE FLESH." LTG

    • @arthurdaffos1490
      @arthurdaffos1490 Рік тому +18

      That's for his viewers. When he smells the PH of a girl he loses all his macho sigma composure and turns into a simp

  • @kurxsai
    @kurxsai Рік тому +251

    This part of the stream was strange, bro was simping over Kani expecting another Alaina.

  • @5TailFox
    @5TailFox 11 місяців тому +47

    He actually thought all that metaphysical bullshit about Telekinesis was charming! 😄😂🤣

  • @Buff_Drio
    @Buff_Drio Рік тому +54

    1:15 Kanirose cut this crispy peanut butter felon to precise 😅

  • @TheBBCSlurpee
    @TheBBCSlurpee 11 місяців тому +41

    Crazy how when she was born dale was 18 the fuck

  • @azalax3266
    @azalax3266 6 місяців тому +35

    where my hug at unc rizz

  • @johntruman2126
    @johntruman2126 Рік тому +95

    She only talks with him to troll too 😂😂

  • @Eleechee
    @Eleechee Рік тому +52

    Damn she had him on her little finger nail and dragged him around till his leash got tangled

  • @cptvalkyr4132
    @cptvalkyr4132 11 місяців тому +23

    Dale is litteraly 39 years old and worse yet I dont even know if the dude can read.

  • @CTRAINMK
    @CTRAINMK Рік тому +36

    3:30 "so you just sit there patiently" lol yea bro controlling your emotions is a wild concept

  • @amj8031
    @amj8031 11 місяців тому +22

    27:17 Dale pickup lines be like... what is an extra-terrestrial? im crying🤣 😭

    • @Cosmicmorales
      @Cosmicmorales 10 місяців тому +6

      He wants to pick up new age chicks so baadd

  • @anyquestions321
    @anyquestions321 Рік тому +103

    pretty evident dale has no interest in women from this convo... its time for men, dale.

    • @user-yt9ro7md2h
      @user-yt9ro7md2h Рік тому +10

      Yeah his ex can’t fool me. Dude is def in the closet,there’s too much obvious and subtle evidence lol

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 11 місяців тому +12

      He's definitely a bottom 🤣

    • @jib6984ify
      @jib6984ify 10 місяців тому +9

      Probably why he likes this chick so much... she sounds like a 14 year old boy and looks like a famous male football/soccer player.

    • @0RDERVsCha0ss
      @0RDERVsCha0ss 4 місяці тому

      ong, he sounds like he’s into trans women or femboys.. I saw a dude built like ltg at a restaurant wit a femboy, and he was proud! Unc might need to just accept who he is..

    • @d.godummyy
      @d.godummyy 4 місяці тому

      @@jib6984ifythis is a self report😂 the voice I’ll give you but…👀

  • @senoralejo9353
    @senoralejo9353 Рік тому +59

    Watching dale attempting to win a woman over and failing is like watching a Nascar race and waiting to see the driver crash

    • @masterPyo
      @masterPyo 2 місяці тому

      hehe

    • @madduxnagel6935
      @madduxnagel6935 2 місяці тому +1

      It's like watching someone slowly fly a zeppelin into an oil rig.

  • @xxxguarnicion2.051
    @xxxguarnicion2.051 Рік тому +39

    1:08:37
    Dale: Oh yeah?
    Kani: ¿ oH yEaH ?oH YEah ¿
    Lmfao she cracked dale's demographics off the Richter scale the whole stream

    • @PrinceOfLancaster
      @PrinceOfLancaster  Рік тому +29

      Whats crazy was that he didn't even defend himself when kani mocked him multiple times, especially when she gave him a reality check

  • @jeff3229
    @jeff3229 Рік тому +79

    The trolls are legends 😂

  • @LooneyBlade113
    @LooneyBlade113 Рік тому +36

    So glad she was just roasting him the whole time lmao

  • @JCM-x84
    @JCM-x84 Рік тому +63

    Immo342 is LTG's version of Sean Ranklin, even the mere mention of his name sends him into fight or flight 😂😂

  • @mrboigren1009
    @mrboigren1009 Рік тому +53

    I'm fighting for my life to get through this first part💀 i can't. I literally can't

    • @bigjah5249
      @bigjah5249 Рік тому +21

      Don’t worry bro. We in this together 😭

  • @udontknowmeg7254
    @udontknowmeg7254 3 місяці тому +6

    The “lightskin” voice mixed with the filter is hilarious 😂

    • @DauthEldrvaria
      @DauthEldrvaria 2 місяці тому +1

      Light skin Monke goes crazy 😂

  • @seren3462
    @seren3462 Рік тому +33

    this is so cringe.. like why doesn't he talk to the girl and ask her questions like what do you like to do? what motivates you? questions getting to know her, etc.. he definitely has no game

  • @Nightmaredamirxd
    @Nightmaredamirxd Рік тому +51

    Vamp sounds sped asl 😂

    • @mutedmutiny9542
      @mutedmutiny9542 Рік тому

      He’s literally the fat, sweaty, sexless incel that he’s always talking about the trolls as being, that’s exactly what his mods and fans are like.

    • @jayjaysheroah2485
      @jayjaysheroah2485 Рік тому +5

      😭 aye listen bro im in a special education school I know It’s a joke but others might not take it like that, apart from that W joke😂

  • @LG_BOII
    @LG_BOII Рік тому +28

    Dale must learned what peon means he calls everyone that now

    • @Thepunisher90thGaming
      @Thepunisher90thGaming Рік тому +21

      Negative, he will always misuse a new word he learns. That's a fact

  • @Pupsterization122
    @Pupsterization122 Рік тому +54

    Is she clout chasing off him? Such a weird conversation between them

    • @justgod3
      @justgod3 Рік тому +44

      Probably

    • @burninoutmyretnas4397
      @burninoutmyretnas4397 Рік тому +1

      100% the bih got nothing but sex appeal to offer nggas that can’t clap women’s cheeks like her I’v smashed plenty hoes that look like her

    • @slaydog5102
      @slaydog5102 Рік тому +17

      obviously

    • @TheBBCSlurpee
      @TheBBCSlurpee 11 місяців тому +2

      Yeah this feels like some shit I’d be watching in a dream

    • @doinkz333
      @doinkz333 10 місяців тому +3

      If he had telepathy he'd know this lol

  • @Knowledge00856
    @Knowledge00856 Рік тому +49

    Seriously, how the hell did he ever get into a relationship with Alaina? I know she was still in high school at the time but these are some serious red flags.

    • @daveynorton
      @daveynorton Рік тому +7

      Must’ve been before she knew his secrets deep inside

    • @PrinceOfLancaster
      @PrinceOfLancaster  Рік тому +47

      She got groomed by dale

    • @Knowledge00856
      @Knowledge00856 Рік тому +3

      @@PrinceOfLancaster I know but still. Even children younger than her would have enough self awareness to know being around this guy is a very bad idea. This fool has no class or game.

    • @thelegacyofgaming2928
      @thelegacyofgaming2928 11 місяців тому +7

      She was 18 btw, she said it herself. Also, she got with him for his looks, not his personality

    • @Midnight_Freefall
      @Midnight_Freefall 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@thelegacyofgaming2928 that tooth got that ass banned tho

  • @bluemajiic1979
    @bluemajiic1979 7 місяців тому +15

    She don't respect him 😂

  • @omgitsmastermind
    @omgitsmastermind Рік тому +7

    7 minutes in and I’m suffering secondhand embarrassment.

  • @Slush06
    @Slush06 Рік тому +29

    Nah bro I couldn’t watch this, their interaction was so awkward bro 💀

    • @Slush06
      @Slush06 Рік тому +12

      Dale scares women away 💀

  • @randomman9231
    @randomman9231 Рік тому +51

    post more Kani interactions, she owns his soul

  • @suchmouse
    @suchmouse Рік тому +17

    1:13:13 wtf is this conversation

  • @oscarnieves9937
    @oscarnieves9937 Рік тому +7

    Snatching defeat from the jaws of mega defeat, that’s how daLe rolls.

  • @lowkeyeli
    @lowkeyeli Рік тому +49

    Dale is visibly attracted to someone who’s NEVER driven a car…you can’t make this up…

    • @thelegacyofgaming2928
      @thelegacyofgaming2928 11 місяців тому +11

      I know women who are 30 and never drove a car. What is your point?

    • @MaskedMazter
      @MaskedMazter 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@thelegacyofgaming2928 damn i agree with him more now

    • @BloopSuperJuice
      @BloopSuperJuice 6 місяців тому +1

      that's the turn off?

    • @0RDERVsCha0ss
      @0RDERVsCha0ss 4 місяці тому

      wait kani cant drive?? no way..💀😂

  • @turgidbanana
    @turgidbanana Рік тому +28

    Dale is so fake. He adjusts his behavior to whoever hes talking to. Like a reguarded politician creep

  • @NazumaTheWeeb
    @NazumaTheWeeb Рік тому +26

    38:48 Dale doesn't take no. That moment showed us that Dale doesn't take no as an answer when it comes to women's rejection. Also, she sounds like a high schooler near early 20s...if she is in her 20s, she's prolly younger or older than me

    • @johntruman2126
      @johntruman2126 Рік тому +16

      She's like early 20's and also has an OnlyFans 😂😂

    • @NazumaTheWeeb
      @NazumaTheWeeb Рік тому +25

      ​​@@johntruman2126Dang👀👀... Ya boi's got a shot.. Nah I'm joking.. But y'all know Dale gonna buy a 3 month subscription to her OF😂😂😂

    • @randomman9231
      @randomman9231 Рік тому

      @@NazumaTheWeebshe has an onlyfans but she doesn’t post nudes etc on there

    • @brandonalejandroblanco
      @brandonalejandroblanco Рік тому

      @@johntruman2126 Her OF is seemingly doesn't have nudes. I think its just people paying for thirst traps.

    • @thelegacyofgaming2928
      @thelegacyofgaming2928 11 місяців тому

      @@johntruman2126 Does her onlyfans contain actual content? Or is it just outfit pics?

  • @DanielGoodLarson
    @DanielGoodLarson Рік тому +18

    this is really hard to watch big ups to immo for breaking the cringe occasionally

  • @OrcsRDorks
    @OrcsRDorks Рік тому +10

    35:00 was funny AF

  • @acheronnchase6220
    @acheronnchase6220 Рік тому +2

    Whenever he drags out his “sssssssssssss’s” he’s feeling someone lol

  • @Jahworks-xe4iv
    @Jahworks-xe4iv Рік тому +8

    Would be funny if he gets her to somehow join his stream again to play somthing with him

  • @fleetway1401
    @fleetway1401 Рік тому +18

    Sorry i had to stop watching and put this aside. He was yapping 90% of the vid

  • @TheBBCSlurpee
    @TheBBCSlurpee 11 місяців тому +9

    If immo wasn’t breaking the extreme awkwardness this would be unwatchable

  • @Slush06
    @Slush06 Рік тому +8

    Dale Emanuel Wilson was projecting so bad at 1:07:46

  • @Cosmicmorales
    @Cosmicmorales 10 місяців тому +2

    1:09:23 that ain't a child at all what is immo talking bout, the age gap is huge between her and dale but still.

    • @davidcastillo4141
      @davidcastillo4141 2 місяці тому +1

      I think he just meant the age comparison, but yeah he should’ve worded it different

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome Рік тому +33

    Yo Vamp if you’re reading the comments section bro, I just want you to know you sound like a legit spe♿️ LOL no 🧢 please never use VC on a Dale stream again. Thanks.

    • @PrinceOfLancaster
      @PrinceOfLancaster  Рік тому +38

      the dude pulled up to the comment section in one of my videos and called trolls obsessed 😂

  • @Lowkey-yb4nm
    @Lowkey-yb4nm Рік тому +28

    I’m not even gonna hold u broc, I PHYSICALLY can’t watch this shit. Like bro the cringe is strong literally have to pause it after every sentence he speaks. This guy’s personality is the internet, nothing more.

    • @PrinceOfLancaster
      @PrinceOfLancaster  Рік тому +15

      His utter failure to rizz kani while she pretty much mocks dale is funny, cringe and sad to watch for me. but i understand why you wouldnt watch it

  • @Maximusls2400
    @Maximusls2400 Рік тому +2

    damn i missed this stream. this was gold

  • @LG_BOII
    @LG_BOII Рік тому +11

    Another low for low tier god

  • @josephsouza9599
    @josephsouza9599 2 місяці тому +1

    bro dale got that rizz where he schools a woman on extra terrestrials and women just being vessels, game too strong

  • @SneviI
    @SneviI Рік тому +1

    The thumbnail goes hard

  • @Cosmicmorales
    @Cosmicmorales 10 місяців тому +2

    1:08:44 this dude is so nasty.. I could never

  • @TheCourierVI
    @TheCourierVI 7 місяців тому +1

    You can tell his feelings got hurt at 38:51 lol

  • @jbob4996
    @jbob4996 Рік тому +2

    Like a senior calling tech support, lol

  • @juliandelmore
    @juliandelmore Рік тому +4

    Dale ass didn’t want to go on pc bc that chat in game was going to be visible 😭

  • @mfyoutubewatcher9352
    @mfyoutubewatcher9352 Рік тому +7

    This shit makes me hella uncomfortable bro golly

  • @SweatyBulgingHogans
    @SweatyBulgingHogans 11 місяців тому +3

    Swag baby roo Roguette

  • @Skatemorales
    @Skatemorales 11 місяців тому

    Bruh the IMMO342 shirt was Perfect !!!

  • @Trey2024GrindTime
    @Trey2024GrindTime Рік тому +2

    Finally a Full stream

  • @MikeDixieWrecked
    @MikeDixieWrecked Рік тому +7

    Why didn't they play Smash ?

    • @PrinceOfLancaster
      @PrinceOfLancaster  Рік тому +28

      dale knew he would've been clapped infront of kani. he couldn't risk getting humiliated.

    • @roc6d
      @roc6d Рік тому +3

      "She want to play super smash brothers but nothing are you"
      Childish gambino

  • @GXTHIE
    @GXTHIE Рік тому +3

    You ever gonna upload of where he was mocking the homeless guy on kick??

    • @PrinceOfLancaster
      @PrinceOfLancaster  Рік тому +2

      I didnt record that. you might have to ask someone else who did

  • @EyeJayAre
    @EyeJayAre 8 місяців тому

    28:16 what’s the music from this come from. It’s very relaxing

  • @jib6984ify
    @jib6984ify 10 місяців тому +5

    Ngl bro i really thought Dale was interacting with a 14 year old boy before i found out it was a chick.

    • @Илия́Фримен
      @Илия́Фримен 2 місяці тому

      I was like “ why tf does he have a little boy in the vc and not spazzing on him, wtf is the stream “ 😭

  • @minime1988
    @minime1988 3 місяці тому +2

    Lmao this filter is crazy

  • @drumworkoutstuff4934
    @drumworkoutstuff4934 Рік тому +2

    Kani ain't got nothing in Alaina as far as the peak comedy she gave owning Dale's cognitive...but Dale still doing behaving like some whiny simp at 39 is fucking wild.

  • @FaeAvalon
    @FaeAvalon 11 місяців тому +6

    Why does he act like he's never spoken to a woman before this is embarrassing bro

    • @FaeAvalon
      @FaeAvalon 11 місяців тому +6

      Like wtf is you doin talking about aliens and roblox 😭

    • @Cosmicmorales
      @Cosmicmorales 10 місяців тому

      Because he never has, he groomed his ex she was 17 he likes cringy zoomer girls and not real women.

  • @dasati3168
    @dasati3168 4 місяці тому +1

    3am is my sci fi time 😂

    • @DauthEldrvaria
      @DauthEldrvaria 2 місяці тому

      This was like a weird sci-fi film so you hit the mark buddy 😂

  • @eltenedor707
    @eltenedor707 10 місяців тому +4

    He got negative rizz.

  • @elld-elld
    @elld-elld Місяць тому

    That filter got me dead 💀

  • @emmanueljames794
    @emmanueljames794 4 місяці тому +1

    The sad part about this exchange is he has to pretend to be smart in order to impress a Kani..instead of just being him....never mind!! Lol

  • @Vibechecks
    @Vibechecks 4 місяці тому +1

    He definitely lost Aura from this plus he still ain’t recovered from the Viscant match 😭😂

  • @sirleeproductions
    @sirleeproductions 4 місяці тому +1

    this is hilarious

  • @effortless4588
    @effortless4588 11 місяців тому +1

    1:07:35 Lmfao im dumbfounded 😭

  • @Cosmicmorales
    @Cosmicmorales 10 місяців тому +2

    1:09:23 that ain't a child at all what is immo talking bout

  • @achillatula2259
    @achillatula2259 Рік тому +6

    She sounds like a kid.

  • @burninoutmyretnas4397
    @burninoutmyretnas4397 Рік тому +23

    You can tell Kani has been smashed by numerous men like dale you can feel it in her voice

    • @PrinceOfLancaster
      @PrinceOfLancaster  Рік тому +45

      She has an only fans as well. The fact that dale was trying that hard to get her should tell you everything about that balrog

  • @kuouserre4108
    @kuouserre4108 7 місяців тому +1

    Low tier god, mid tier simp, high tier bum 😭

  • @DauthEldrvaria
    @DauthEldrvaria 2 місяці тому

    Looking back on it. Was it worth it Dale? 😂😂😂😂

  • @madduxnagel6935
    @madduxnagel6935 2 місяці тому +1

    How she doesn't just hang up the call immediately after some of the shit he says is just mind-boggling. I know she's enjoying embarrassing him but GOD. They should play this video in Gitmo to torture people.

  • @MidTierDeity
    @MidTierDeity 7 місяців тому +2

    Typical 40 year old Dale trying to rizz a 22 year old young woman

  • @9tailsYumiko
    @9tailsYumiko 9 місяців тому +3

    This is so hard to watch I’ve debated so hard to not watch this video, I’m a dude and this is beyond shocked and sad to see
    Edit: i was 5 months late

  • @dinitis
    @dinitis Рік тому +3

    😂😂😂 she pied him like a clown.

  • @khikashi6268
    @khikashi6268 Рік тому +2

    This shit is so crazy ! LMFAO

  • @TheBBCSlurpee
    @TheBBCSlurpee 11 місяців тому +3

    Bro Dale really can’t just say “oh yeah they’re trolls” he just HAS to make it all sexual and gay because all he has is his appearance. L old man

  • @thefrostbite
    @thefrostbite 9 днів тому

    Man with deep knowledge of the mysteries of creation unable to set up a kid's game

  • @michaeljustmichael1459
    @michaeljustmichael1459 7 місяців тому +1

    Man watched the movie lucy once

  • @robertgriffin7389
    @robertgriffin7389 Рік тому +2

    Imagine being so down bad you have to cheat on Lies of P and Bloodborne.

  • @cammmin
    @cammmin Рік тому +1

    bro how is immo diffrent from LTG truthfully

    • @TheBBCSlurpee
      @TheBBCSlurpee 11 місяців тому +1

      He’s a sexy Mexican popsicle merchant and doesn’t live in lancaster

  • @AndyMac508
    @AndyMac508 5 місяців тому +1

    You know if he goes out on a dinner date he be boring the F out whoever he's with.

  • @vote4ulvio
    @vote4ulvio 4 місяці тому +1

    When I say bum

  • @Dirkschneider
    @Dirkschneider 5 місяців тому +2

    I can't. The cringe is so severe. I made it 3 minutes in.

  • @TheBBCSlurpee
    @TheBBCSlurpee 11 місяців тому +2

    Lmfao Shaq is way better looking than snaggletooth wilson

  • @rudykadous4005
    @rudykadous4005 6 місяців тому +1

    Dale is the type to get a tummy ache, when a female talks to him

  • @Skatemorales
    @Skatemorales 10 місяців тому +1

    Bro listens to too many Drake

  • @Jabbaro123
    @Jabbaro123 Рік тому +1

    I can't stream this long.

  • @671SUN
    @671SUN Рік тому +1

    COMEDY GOLD

  • @Spaceboy149
    @Spaceboy149 Рік тому +1

    def the weirdest I've seen him in a while

  • @jayjaysheroah2485
    @jayjaysheroah2485 Рік тому +1

    You know if he was in bc with dudes only he wouldn’t be speaking like this

  • @uggupuggu
    @uggupuggu 5 місяців тому +1

    Vamp was a nice boy when i used to talk to him, but then he changed

  • @lorddovahkiin0440
    @lorddovahkiin0440 10 місяців тому +1

    Lol this dude took over 2 hours to make a game 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @overwatchafterhours3936
    @overwatchafterhours3936 11 місяців тому

    Grandpa struggling to play roblox with a girl he’s simping over

  • @DanielGoodLarson
    @DanielGoodLarson Рік тому +9

    if this dude really is 6'5 he could get literally any girl he wants and yet here he is talking to her like me in 9th grade to my crush shit is crazy

    • @superhero420
      @superhero420 Рік тому +7

      The height thing is exaggerated a bit. Most girls just want you to be taller than them. Men under 6ft get plenty of girls too.

    • @thelegacyofgaming2928
      @thelegacyofgaming2928 11 місяців тому +3

      Height matters a lot. A 6'5 dude has a WAY easier time than a guy that's 5'6. As long as both guys look good, the 6'5 will always get more women.

    • @superhero420
      @superhero420 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@thelegacyofgaming2928 You've been sipping to much red pill. So different people look for different things in a partner. The whole 6ft = instant success dating is a myth. Most woman just want you taller than them. The whole 6ft Chad thing is red pill nonsense.