Regret: "Do you have any idea how valuable our halo ring was to the convenant?" Arbiter: "I don't know, maybe, 2 or 3 hundred credits?" Audience: "Booooooo" Arbiter "What, was I wrong?"
"This bomb has enough firepower to level a small African city. So just one question...what if you miss?" "Cortana, I have no idea.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOLYSHITAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---"
Lol I almost burst out laughing when a Arby screamed when he was electrically shocked. Also the Jeff Steitzer voice inserts were hilarious! Great job on this! :D
SpreeKeller the kicker is they could have made it 4 player. With the whole 4 spartans thing. Cannot see how they could have missed that golden opportunity
Actually thats not a random prophet, its a San 'Shyuum (basically just a random citizen of the prophets species) Prophets are higher class leaders of the Covenant.
This was absolutely stunning. The voice work was top notch. The lip syncing was a little off at times, but it's forgivable. I was chuckling the whole time, and I'm really looking forward to the next one.
Oh God, that was so gut wrenchingly hilarious. but my main concern is: the Moon is colonized in Halo, so why can I not see any hermitically sealed buildings and facilities?
"You have the microwave, Cortana. As soon as you get a chance I want a fresh batch of chapotlè." Bee tee dubs, Master Chief is basically Caboose in this series.
Dude, I absolutely love how you portrayed everyone, particularly the covenant and especially the prophets. I can't wait to see how you're gonna treat the heretic.
When lordhood said "Give it a quick scratch Master chief." And, "That was not a fart..." I never laughed so fucking hard in my life before, i nearly passed out. Thak you Teh Spearhead.
Its...a dub that ACTUALLY IS FUNNY. I haven't seen one of these since the Bad Lip Readings of Hunger Games and Catching Fire... AND THE DUB MATCHES THE LIPS TOO HOLY SHIT
lol this was pretty funny, and nice usage of Jeff Steinzer for the bomb, although when MC blew up that carrier I was also expecting MC or someone else screaming: Allahu Akbar! oh well it's awesome and I can't wait for the next episode
"Do you have any idea how valuable a Halo ring is?!" "I-I don't know, uh, like, uh, what.. ten, ten.. twenty, twenty-five bucks, maybe? Uh, you-you're gonna kill me now, aren't you?"
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Goddamn dude, I'm surprised I never saw these videos before!!! Goddamn Lord Hood was great!
Love your videos
The Act Man Wow never expected you here Act Man
The Act Man you are so right. CHIPOTLE 😂😂😂
A man shouldnt wage war on an empty stomach.....
U SMELL DELICIOUS LORD HOOD
Lord Hood: Excuse me miss we're handing out medals here. Oh, I forgot we let women serve.
I died
"And much like my sex life, we're going to have to make this quick" lmaoo
"Unhh.. my nose itches... ah!"
"Give it a quick scratch, Master Chief..."
*pbbbbbbt*
"That was not a fart..."
"Look who I got, everybody... It's the heretic..."
Damn it, Caboose went to the Halo Reach campaign, and now his brother went to Halo 2 remastered campaign. *sigh*
yea those were good times we swap stories mine is obviously better
yeah
Michael Caboose It’s Michael J Caboose!
Regret: "Do you have any idea how valuable our halo ring was to the convenant?"
Arbiter: "I don't know, maybe, 2 or 3 hundred credits?"
Audience: "Booooooo"
Arbiter "What, was I wrong?"
Regret: Everyone shut the fuck up!
P.O.M. Keeper
I don't think I can afford that. Not all of us can sit on floating thrones of awesomeness.
Nathan Cameron My wife is going to be seriously pissed, can I at least have financial aid?
Navisiul 97 Truth: No
Misbehaven123
You got mixed up between Mercy and Regret.
you have now entered the world of Caboose
Ryan Zimmerman yesss
"And now for some copyright infringement" *Star Wars blaster noises* I fucking died
"Soon the tax man will come and when he does all of your posesions will be taken and nothing will be left behind" I subed after that
"THROW DAT BUM OUT, HE AIN'T GOT NO MONEY" I'm so weak 😂
Mercy: Everyone Shut the fuck up!
OMG IM CRYING :D
Frr!!
Yeah! Haha, that was the best part.
iamRJANO Also...
'You smell delicious Lord Hood'
Finally someone mentioned a funny part lol
Howard EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
"This bomb has enough firepower to level a small African city. So just one question...what if you miss?"
"Cortana, I have no idea.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOLYSHITAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---"
Holy shit Austin did all of those voices? What a boss
:D
Lol I almost burst out laughing when a Arby screamed when he was electrically shocked. Also the Jeff Steitzer voice inserts were hilarious! Great job on this! :D
that moment you realize this has a better story than halo 5
Halo 5 is like the CoD ghosts of halos only unlike CoD people came for the story more then the multiplayer also those assholes removed slip screen.
SpreeKeller the kicker is they could have made it 4 player. With the whole 4 spartans thing. Cannot see how they could have missed that golden opportunity
Tyler Freeman yet even this a better love story than twilight too
Tyler Freeman i realized that along time ago!
Chief falling through space was one of the funniest things I’ve ever
8:10 I was drinking water while I was watching this, and now my computer is soaked.
***** You don't have to apologize for anything, my computer screen was just a little wet is all. Besides, this hysterical video was well worth it.
I like how when mercy said shut the fuck up sounds like cranky o fonner
And the part where that random prophet said "throw that bum out he ain't got no money "
Actually thats not a random prophet, its a San 'Shyuum (basically just a random citizen of the prophets species) Prophets are higher class leaders of the Covenant.
Hahaha for real and i love how master chief was screaming for like 2 min
patrick kelley his probs just a very minor prophet cuz there a many others minor prohpets other then those 3
brunt chieftain lel
8:07-8:57 CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!
chief reminds me of Caboose in this
XD same hes my favorite character in Red Vs Blue
OMG TARTORUS IS CLEAVLEND
lol i died when he said " take his clothes of i want to see him naked "
Elite "I'm not into bondage"
Tartarus "well I am😉"
stories and games
That Elite was Thel Vadam btw.
this ant right no man can start war on a empty stomach
"You smell delicious lord hood!!!" lost it there. You deserve more subscribers
Tartarus almost sounds like Cleveland Brown.
He straight up does...which is...kind of horrifying to think about
"Eh, here's some copyright infringement."
This was far better than I expected.
Lord Hood: This isn’t right, a man shouldn’t wage war on a empty stomach.
The only thing that would make this funnier would be to make this Master Chief the one from "Master Chief sucks at Halo 3". That would be hilarious.
+Teh Spearhead
Is master chief inspired by caboose?
+Delta D118 funny as hell that shit is funny
The Arbiter isn't very totes and cool because he didn't bring any snacks from his holiday on the halo installation.
The cafe on the halo is very good.
Delta 118 lolololoololol
How does this not have millions of views?
"bomb armed"
"bomb DETONATING"
"What if you miss?"
"Cortana? I have no idea"
Just one of the many golden lines to laugh your ass off to
What I hate is the things much less funny than this get so much more fame. This deserves some credit.
Master Chief screamed through space and I loved it.
Whoever came up with this is a bloody genius
This was absolutely stunning. The voice work was top notch. The lip syncing was a little off at times, but it's forgivable. I was chuckling the whole time, and I'm really looking forward to the next one.
"Bitch, do you ever shut up?"
Made my day. Thank you for this.
Aww, chief's laugh at 6:45 is so child like and innocent
This.... This is... just... BEAUTIFUL..... WHEN CAN I HAVE A DUBBED GAME?!
Love the bits with Tartarus, and the Arbiter! Great job overall!
343 should make a skull that turns all cutscenes into parody. Just like this.
So is Tartarus being Cleveland, too much funny man
When I expect the original voices, these amazing voice overs is what I hear. And it's funny as hell.
Oh God, that was so gut wrenchingly hilarious. but my main concern is: the Moon is colonized in Halo, so why can I not see any hermitically sealed buildings and facilities?
Shiny face's screams are hilarious.
"You have the microwave, Cortana. As soon as you get a chance I want a fresh batch of chapotlè."
Bee tee dubs, Master Chief is basically Caboose in this series.
dude thank you so much for doing this you have brought me so much joy. :) And an excuse to watch these beautiful re-mastered cutscenes again... ;)
"Cortana I have no idea" best one yet
2:01 fave part as always
Got recommended this on Facebook. This is fantastic
Love all that screaming chief is doing!
Cortana: Me inside your head, now!
Chief: Heheheheheh this tickles!
Dude, I absolutely love how you portrayed everyone, particularly the covenant and especially the prophets. I can't wait to see how you're gonna treat the heretic.
I love halo but this was epic. Keep up the great work
LOL The ending was best part lol Master chefe sreaming like Bicht. yet a makes since on his Actions that he took.
Halo 2 anniversary, featuring Chris Tucker as Sergeant Johnson!
7:11 Admiral Hood: "That was not a fart."
Admiral Hood: "That was just my shoes."
I love how Thel is voiced.
8:14 SO FUCKING FUNNY THAT SCREAM seriously that scream
Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life, Thank you! LOL
This is awesome! I cracked up. Also I love how Cheif is the one from Derdect. Keep up the great work!
Well Johnson knows what the ladies like....hats.
This is so funny. I'm hope you'll do the other halos.
Hoping
You have single handedly enhanced my childhood 200% or destroyed it... NAH THIS IS HILARIOUS!
When lordhood said "Give it a quick scratch Master chief." And, "That was not a fart..." I never laughed so fucking hard in my life before, i nearly passed out. Thak you Teh Spearhead.
I have a lack of words to describe what I just saw. I can say though... when is the next episode?
For two years I thought these were taken down for copyright. Now I've finally found them again!
8:10-9:30 Funniest shit in the whole episode!
+Nevvon Dennis It's like hearing a child ride a roller coaster for the first time!
Lt Bicker LOL!!!!!!!!!!
so that's what caboose used to do before he joined blue team.
This was hilarious! Note to other viewer's don't drink anything while watching this
7:23
Cortana: you do realise he just shit himself, right?
Master Chief: oh yeah (would be funny if) he does that all the time.
Its...a dub that ACTUALLY IS FUNNY.
I haven't seen one of these since the Bad Lip Readings of Hunger Games and Catching Fire...
AND THE DUB MATCHES THE LIPS TOO HOLY SHIT
8:11 Me when I'm in a plane
Johnson sounding like Chris Tucker is the funniest shit
8:10 Damn if only caboose saw that shit
he would just stare...
caboose: "i would hate to be that guy"..
+The Loyal Tenno Loki Pretty sure Chief is Caboose's long lost brother, Andersmith
+Dylan V. i think he is
Well, Caboose was Noble Six, so yeah.
The Loyal Tenno Loki Hey there Tenno!
I forget his name but the basically commander of the fleet reminds me of Mayor West and i love it.
This was brilliant! I can't wait for part 2!
This made the most badass cutscene in halo 2 the funniest cutscene in halo 2
I have such great self control that I try not to laugh daring the video and I did it. I mange not to laugh for about 30 sec.
This is friggin hilarious!!! Great as always!
Can't believe this was 10 years ago...
I fucking love this video.
"But a halo was still destroyed. Someones gonna have to pay for it. And since all 3 of us are dirt poor, its gonna have to be you."
lol this was pretty funny, and nice usage of Jeff Steinzer for the bomb, although when MC blew up that carrier I was also expecting MC or someone else screaming: Allahu Akbar! oh well it's awesome and I can't wait for the next episode
Tell your friends about this video, I'll make you happy with my hologram mouth. ;)
I love the Chris Tucker voice for Johnson
damn, you are really talented for this
I cant wait for the rest! This was hilarious!
this is hilarious please make more! :D
10/10 was actually laughing the whole time, and passed it on to one of my friends.
5:34 That shot of the Arbiter always looked off to me.
"What if you miss?"
"Then nothing of importance will be lost."
OR
cue the Medic "I HAVE NO IDEA!"
THE CHIEF'S VOICE ABSOLUTELY BROKE ME! I DIED LAUGHING!
TOO DANG GOOD!! When's part 2 coming?
Great video! Lord Hood was my favourite character!
If you take this like all the characters know whats going on but being overly sarcastic about everything its much funnier.
8:39 me a few hours after mexican food
I fucking love it when he grabs the bomb and screams. I was in tears. XD
DC Young Fly as Sargent Johnson.
"Do you have any idea how valuable a Halo ring is?!"
"I-I don't know, uh, like, uh, what.. ten, ten.. twenty, twenty-five bucks, maybe? Uh, you-you're gonna kill me now, aren't you?"
Very entertaining, the voice work was really good!
"Screw your stupid marriage proposal we're about to get attacked!"
Lord Hood made my day XD
HOW DOSE THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION LIKES YET LOL