Yeah, totally not ironic at all dude, probably Trevor was speakin the Truth when he said they all hate each other too, right? COW CHOP IS ONLY A BUISNESS
Guys thanks so much I was sad because I haven't seen my mom for 16 years and you guys allways make me happy and im grateful that I have a roof food a life to live and you guys,,, just thanks
After Aleksander Marchant's rehabilitation period, he had been issued anti-depressants to take before the Amazon sets. His doctors say that his Pyromania may still be severe but much less serious than before his rehabilitation. Aleks has shown many signs of progress and has been in a good condition for quite a while now.
Aleks has depression. I have diagnosed this through my superior intellect and my vast knowledge of aleks and his body. He has a very masculine peni... peninsula.
though supposedly only the most cold and collected badasses are supposed to be able to wield lightning,though azula and firelord ozai aren't exactly very calm people,then there's the factory workers in LoK.....
Can there be a video where you guys show when you guys place your orders lol. I wanna know the thought process or how you guys find these things on Amazon.
That electric shovel... Looks great to have during winter. Though I imagine it's not as robust as an actual snowblower and will most likely break during the first winter, isn't it.
Ahh... I remember the first time I participated in a pain olympics. It looks quite different from when I was a participant, though. It's almost completely different...
Oh you guys finally got Aleks a script
Welcome back to the UA-cam wrong side of the show
Yeah, totally not ironic at all dude, probably Trevor was speakin the Truth when he said they all hate each other too, right? COW CHOP IS ONLY A BUISNESS
Tahkos yeah
Tah
Tahkos l
Every time I see prime time, I get worried for the couch.
Joe Colleen every time I see the couch I worry for the couch
Joe Colleen rip
*Domovi on Aleks' Shoulder:* "Burn it down Sasha. Burn it to the ground."
Joe Colleen anxiety
Don’t you mean “cowch”
I can't believe Cow Chop is scripted. Was Aron even real?
no, it was just brett in a costume
Samuel Samuel he was actually a white guy pretending to be Asian.
Samuel Samuel that was filler he’s not canon
Brett isn't real either, he's just James sitting on Aleks shoulders and CGI
Aron hit puberty and changed his name to Jacob
Can we have an episode where stuff is thrown at aleks' face and he just screams "I don't like shit on my face dude" for 10 minutes
Did James say "I can't even make snow angles for my children" at 14:40 😂😂
so youre the type of person that likes to assume what someone said. 🤔 you do you i guess 👍
@@alientranslink6764 that's your only comment on the entire channel. Weird choice
HAHAHA. Was not expecting that from the Electric Shovel
I bet you didn't use it the same way. Lol.
nice. lol.
I thought that it was gonna be just another worthless gift, but I guess that there is snow in LA all along...
the power of cow chop and rooster teeth's budget comes alive.
I'm having a rough night, It's a relief to see you guys have uploaded a new vid.
*I N N O V A T I O N*
Dat nigga, STOP
Dat Please leave me alone
This nigga comments on every video he *sees*
Dat, I'll say it again you are the new PressFartToContinue.
Dat My nigga... *D O N '* *T*
Aleks can read?!
MegaMikeStudios no, him reading a script was scripted, he was actually taught by torture
no, him reading a script is fake, the script was in braille (?)
MegaMikeStudios no
it was written in his mother tongue
Autism?
Guys thanks so much I was sad because I haven't seen my mom for 16 years and you guys allways make me happy and im grateful that I have a roof food a life to live and you guys,,, just thanks
I knew this show was scripted. How else would they have pulled off the fire burning stunt on the couch?
What?
StopDropAndFrag what do you mean what?
Luis Rivera it was a joke abt the script thing . 💀
NAHITKA BUNNPAN he was also joking
For lack of a better name What
After Aleksander Marchant's rehabilitation period, he had been issued anti-depressants to take before the Amazon sets. His doctors say that his Pyromania may still be severe but much less serious than before his rehabilitation. Aleks has shown many signs of progress and has been in a good condition for quite a while now.
Aleks has depression. I have diagnosed this through my superior intellect and my vast knowledge of aleks and his body. He has a very masculine peni... peninsula.
Not funny at all
How can a piece of land be masculine
You need a high IQ to understand this sophisticated humor, also don't take this seriously.
Nick Raymond rick and Morty fan I see
The peninsula that is his penis
When cowchop is able to provide wonderful distraction for 16 minutes but after it's over your life spirals back into shit
Just never stop watching
That top shelf is backwards
you god damned animal! HOW COULD YOU!?
WolfPack they know
WolfPack That's a dank, spicy meme my friend.
It has been since they moved in the warehouse. Welcome to cow chop!
WolfPack BE QUIET
I keep rewatching these amazon vids love them haha
I like how james just waddles away when he gets the "snow" in his eyes, it has me dying
I saw the title Pain Olympics then realized that UA-cam couldn't handle something so spicy.
Omg James is so innocent with the snow it's adorable
this is the purest form of comedy
"Thats a pile of snow right there"
10:11 *LMAO*
It's not Cow Chop unless someone is causing physical harm to another over classical music.
Aleks: "James you give the worst gifts"
Also Aleks: *gives James novelty socks*
Lets pray for no fire this time and no contacting spirits.
STERNCROSS burning of the couch made me cringe so hard. If it happens again I'm gonna kill myself
OOF
Wait, First it was Fire, Then there was water. And now there is Ice. Its the elements. Next is earth, Or maybe wind. Oh dear.
though supposedly only the most cold and collected badasses are supposed to be able to wield lightning,though azula and firelord ozai aren't exactly very calm people,then there's the factory workers in LoK.....
What did I just read lol
How nice of KeemstarHD to let Trevor give his first and non stupid and unuseful gift
Aleks got that email notification on for TwitchPlaysPokemon 7:09
When James blows the fake snow and has a tiny smile- makes my day
Each episode just gets worse and worse and i fucking love it holy shit
4:20 "are you comin?" "no" "nOo?" *throws drink* ".. okay fine"
14:38 "I CANT EVEN MAKE SNOW FUCKING ANGELS WITH MY CHILDREN!"
These amazons are just getting better and better
Moistydikdik of DikDik Tribe ot worse and worse
10:08 I laughed so hard watching James slowly dying
I wonder how many times James has yelled about something in his eye.
This episode deserves an Emmy. I sharted my pants laughing and my girlfriend won't look at me the same anymore.
Just went through the playlist of this series, the views, wow.
Nice to see the guys get so many!
10:00 one of the best moments in Cow Chop history in the last month
Scripted confirmed
where is it confirmed ?
Henry Wells aleks can’t read.
Literally waiting for my flight to Cali as I watch this.
I love you guys; keep up the amazing content
James in a leg therapy... oh boy he could really have used that
Just showed up in recommended almost has a heart attack
4 minutes in and I think we have a hilarious video here. You guys are great.
Yassss. Love these videos!!
Also been getting an Ad on almost every video.
You guys should try the BME Pain Olympics
I got a 5 min ad but i let it play just for you guys. I love you.
That was the best Christmas special on Cow Chop of all time
Rest in peace James
James reminded me of Jon Snow when he had the snow in his hair
Masterful editing at 13:27
"previous arm injury..." 😬
Can there be a video where you guys show when you guys place your orders lol. I wanna know the thought process or how you guys find these things on Amazon.
welcome back to the amazing Amazon award show where two grown men give each other gifts that will eventually be set on fire by Aleks
james could probably need that quell massager a few weeks ago...
I had to rewind a few times when james got blasted with snow lmao
I've never been happier to see an ad on a video
Wow I didn't know James had such bad dandruff
It's really getting out of control
I absolutely love Cow Chop!
the side of alex's head looks like the craters in the CNPP.
I just imagine a father with that pain bracelet playing with his sons in the snow and then he starts screaming in pain.
I bet they still have that snow somewhere in that warehouse
Lmfao I don't think James was expecting the shovel to do that. Sweet revenge for Alex though
If only we all knew where we would be a year from this point.
11:17 dandruff
4:12 screensaver boyss
When you gotta act like you’re doing classwork when your teacher walks by you 0:48
With my friend and sidekick *trevor*
Welcome to another episode of Brett not being in the office
That top shelf is still backwards please come back and fix it 🥺
Needed a face morph at 4:14
Wtf is that line in Aleks hair, I didn't realize he was a semi-professional European football player.
That electric shovel... Looks great to have during winter.
Though I imagine it's not as robust as an actual snowblower and will most likely break during the first winter, isn't it.
ahh the classic SALT ANGEL
God I love these NON-SCRIPTED videos
14:42 hilarious!
Aleks is like the Unobx Therapy of Cow Chop
It's good to see an ad on cowchop
It's good that Papa James is supporting startup companies.
That’s a pile of snow right there
Famous last words
The face alex made at 9 minutes and 8 secs to James. looks like alex was pissed off at him
11:48 Previous arm injury?...... not yet ;)
I'm stoned as shit and it's 4 am everyone's asleep. Trying to watch this with subtitles on is so hard
Ahh... I remember the first time I participated in a pain olympics. It looks quite different from when I was a participant, though. It's almost completely different...
All you guys have fun at this thing
I just discovered a Flow Ring. Like a fidget spinner but a bit more satisfying I think. Maybe a good find for the next episode?
Love you guys keep up the good work alex James trever joe bret (sorry if i spelled it wrong) asher and everyone from cow chop and rosterteeth
10:11 top 10 anime betrayals
I have never laughed that hard in my life then I did at the 10:05 segment
I fucking love the classic music whenever there is chaos
Love you Aleks
Alexs bringing it back to 2007 with that hair stripe
Ya know, I want the guys to go to the most haunted place in California and go ghost hunting for Halloween
"Pain Olympics"
Oh God no, I'm not going back, I refuse to go back to 2007.
Today was my 19th birthday and you made me laugh so hard my brother came in the room thinking I was throwing up in my sleep
oh yay a video without drama
aleks is so precious oh my god
CovvChop did it again
I hope they get some spooky scary shit off of amazon next week.
Why does my algorithm hate me ugh
Snow has joined the elements that have visited the warehouse. I mean, it's a subelement of water, but you get me.
Trevor looks classy with that glasses on in the postroll. :^)
Aleks put on his USSR Officer helmet and gave himself a sick fade.