@@thehoerscorral8565 I've been watchin him for like 7 or 8 years. His banters always been great. Idk how I discovered his channel but I'm so glad I did.
I'm so happy for Benedict, the guy who picked up Ryan's sandwich from subway and the woman who ordered a rainbow unicorn drink from Starbucks but picked up Ryan's coldbrew instead are getting married for the third time but having a child-free wedding (all imaginary btw)
I wanna see the commentary of Northernlion now over his first Speedrun now that he knows all tricks and stuff. Edit: *Read in Northernlion's mocking voice* Wow I can't believe it i got 100 upvotes, that's incredible.
@@sirevilmustache9567 The general idea of teaching children that racism is bad is fine, But not everyone has the exact same idea of what racism is. Where you draw the lines on what exactly constitutes racism and how racism should be handled matters and is heavily political. I can reduce pretty much all of the horrible things that have happened as someone "doing what they thought was best", the things that have happened are still exactly as horrible, I'm just making them sound better.
Most Subways have a mobile pick-up sign above the cash register so you don't have to wait in line. That's the idea. You're supposed to go up to the cash register/mobile pick-up so you're not clogging up the line/store.
The DS1 route uses the black knight halberd, and Thats a 1/3 drop chance, sadly i Don’t Think he’d run the game Because of that. Other than that, it Isnt really too hard, one can hope!
@@VictoryVII Nah i see two variations now that i look it up, estoc and black knight halberd, both sub 20. No drake sword, Do You have a link or something i could check?
I wasn't prepared for the banter value of these Mario speed runs. Since he's not aiming for a WR he can just go on autopilot for half the run and chat it up. It's perfect.
NL I've been watching your channel for 7 years. I grew up watching you. When I had no one else, your channel was always there with great banter to distract me. You're basically the only UA-camr I watch. Through the good and bad, your videos were always there for me. From the deepest well of my heart. Thank you for the amazing content. Also your sniper had a medkit.
An owner might try to upsell you or recommend the most expensive thing. But a regular employee will always suggest the thing that is the easiest to make.
"You know the people: they have bluetooth earbuds in - 100% of the time - just talking about fucking nothing." Wow, that is...extremely evocative of a specific type of person that I myself have experienced many times.
Ive worked at subway for 6 years, and yeah, that is how they do mobile orders, even before the racks were put in store. When the mobile orders became a regular thing they were advertised as "Skip the line with new mobile ordering"
I have never been in a subway where you don't just go to the register to get the mobile order, they have like a sign that says to go here for your mobile order pickup.
40:00 i checked frame by frame in youtube, and there is literally zero angular perspective difference when he does the Right-Left final camera spin before running off the bridge. I suspect its a supersticion by the original trick inventor, that just lasted all this time.
People only hate U2 now because like 8 years ago they forcibly downloaded a bad album to everyone’s iPhone, and it’s still there invading my Bluetooth radio to this day
As a Dad, i am forced to watch many terrible movies, the movie du jour is Sing 2. Which features bono, and where the streets have no name. Which reminded me that joshua tree is unfuckwithable
NL: “You should be able to publicly rate people to affect how they can do business.” Also NL: “I can’t believe people can get completely cancelled for something they did in the past.”
God imagine a Sesame Street vs Muppets platform fighter. I hate that I had this idea because I know it will never come to be but the damn POSSIBILITIES.
I am glad to be in the narrow group of people who know about the terms for the title to not be gibberish but not enough for it to be obvious. I didn't actually know what gold split meant lol
Hey nl I gotta tip for you when you hit the regeneration heart before you go into the lava you don’t have to heal all the way as long as your regenerating u could fall into the lava and it will keep regenerating you until you got full health
Can someone tell me if NL just has bad timing or are bowser throws really that hard to time right? It looks so easy in my head but I haven't played this game since I was like 6.
It's moderately difficult. Your brain expects the throw to carry through angular momentum, but it doesn't do that. Instead, bowser flies off in a perfect line. Weirdly, that's harder for the brain to calculate. For certain people.
what's worse then line cutters at subway is lyft/uber drivers that pull up in the middle of traffic blocking a lane with there hazards on, and when you honk or tell them to move they are like i am a uber driver! and look at you like your insane. it doesn't madder who you are your blocking traffic get out of the road.
@@Philgob don't care. its illegal and they act like they have the right to do it. they also drive around the collage campus pedestrian only roads like mad men.
@@Philgob if they did it for like a minute or two it would be tolerable but they will do that for like 10 15 minutes just parked there like its a parking spot.
@@nacho77766 so what’s the solution? have them look 15 minutes for parking FOR EVERY ORDER? there would be 0 drivers for that much of a hassle and shit wage also it’s tolerated, they never get ticketed for doing that
Pretty much. Just go find a spot to park most of the time I see them do that there is somewhere to park but they just choose to inconvenience people because its convenient for them. It might be different in a big city like NYC but in downtown Portland there are plenty of spots to pull over without blocking traffic.
It's called a credit score. No one thinks of Equifax, Experian, or TransUnion as dystopian. I wonder why. I wish the USA/the west had the version of Social Credit that conservatives/racists say China has. It would solve so many problems.
The 25:12 is uploaded on UA-cam. He sometimes uploads great runs to youtube so that people coming to the stream the next day are not completely out of the conversation and then goes back to the normal schedule
i have lernt your run and im not the fastest. ont even close, my bowser fights suck and i cant bomb clip yet but ive had a lot of fun revisiting my number one game of all time and trying to speed run it. just for the fun of it. so thanks.
What’s honestly infuriating is that he treats the bowser levels like a third person rpg and always facing forward instead of having the camera set up sideways where he doesn’t have to adjust it at all
"Piece of shit ready for asshole" was a beautiful hypothetical
Kate saying "So long gay bowser" was quite comical.
It's also funny when Mario says it
The entertaining banter and ability to do well at the game amazes me
Seriously, I discovered him from his crossword videos, but all his content is hilarious; his constant running banter is amazing.
@@thehoerscorral8565 I've been watchin him for like 7 or 8 years. His banters always been great. Idk how I discovered his channel but I'm so glad I did.
@@joshwoods1107 probably isaac or spelunky
@@Kiteon i discovered him with counter strike. Everyone has their own story on how they discovered NL
NL saying "three two one go" and audibly hitting the button a half-second after 'go' causing me psychic damage every time
NL’s banter is insanely good this episode
It's been very enjoyable watching nl grow as a mario 64 speedrunner. I just started running it last friday and i just had my first sub 30 run!
nice! if i didn't have good games to play i'd try myself
I find myself becoming a sesame street stan through NLs anecdotes
I honestly wasn't convinced until he mentioned Elmo saying "yeah baby", now I'm in
I'm so happy for Benedict, the guy who picked up Ryan's sandwich from subway and the woman who ordered a rainbow unicorn drink from Starbucks but picked up Ryan's coldbrew instead are getting married for the third time but having a child-free wedding (all imaginary btw)
Is Ryan invited to the wedding?
I wanna see the commentary of Northernlion now over his first Speedrun now that he knows all tricks and stuff.
Edit: *Read in Northernlion's mocking voice* Wow I can't believe it i got 100 upvotes, that's incredible.
That's a great suggestion, hope Egg considers it.
its just that interstellar crying meme but for 90 minutes straight
I wanna see nl do commentary over a comp of him doing commentary then for him to commentate over the commentary of the commentary
I just want a 120 star run
@@Kirisame312 buy a lottery ticket, you'll win that first
In this episode: NL introduces China's social credit system in the form of yelp in the first 10 minutes. My pog is at maximum
I love how long he let "Yelp for private citizens" hang in the air before continuing
Lmao NL endorsing a social credit score within the first 10 minutes of the vid 😂
Yeah, right after endorsing American political propaganda in children’s shows.
@@csguy3223 Oh no! Teaching children that racism is bad? What's next? Communism?
It wasn't social credit it was customer credit
@@sirevilmustache9567 The general idea of teaching children that racism is bad is fine, But not everyone has the exact same idea of what racism is. Where you draw the lines on what exactly constitutes racism and how racism should be handled matters and is heavily political.
I can reduce pretty much all of the horrible things that have happened as someone "doing what they thought was best", the things that have happened are still exactly as horrible, I'm just making them sound better.
You Americans already have that. Its called a credit score, sweety (im sooooo deep man)
Most Subways have a mobile pick-up sign above the cash register so you don't have to wait in line. That's the idea. You're supposed to go up to the cash register/mobile pick-up so you're not clogging up the line/store.
Yeah NL just made a low T play
Petition for NL to start speedrunning DS1. Or just do another randomizer cuz the last one was pog central
The DS1 route uses the black knight halberd, and Thats a 1/3 drop chance, sadly i Don’t Think he’d run the game Because of that. Other than that, it Isnt really too hard, one can hope!
@@JotteXD i think the new speedrun route actually uses the drake sword and is faster than the halberd, check it out its pretty awesome
@@VictoryVII ah, i havent ran it in a while apparently then
@@VictoryVII Nah i see two variations now that i look it up, estoc and black knight halberd, both sub 20. No drake sword, Do You have a link or something i could check?
@@VictoryVII Could always use the super old school route with the drake sword until anor londo then the crystal halberd for the rest lol.
3 Super Auto Pets AND SM64 in one day??! I’m pogging out of my mind!!
I think he posted an extra SM64 run because one of them was just the Dan training arc, which was still great to watch
someone’s gotta pay that baby’s bills
I wasn't prepared for the banter value of these Mario speed runs. Since he's not aiming for a WR he can just go on autopilot for half the run and chat it up. It's perfect.
The Starbucks bit sent me to the stratosphere
I hate when you drop the baby - NL giving parenting advice
NL I've been watching your channel for 7 years. I grew up watching you. When I had no one else, your channel was always there with great banter to distract me. You're basically the only UA-camr I watch. Through the good and bad, your videos were always there for me.
From the deepest well of my heart. Thank you for the amazing content.
Also your sniper had a medkit.
Yo are you a banter god through osmosis tho?
@@hadisyuaib8613 negative
NL: talks about a guy cutting in line for about 30 minutes
NL: 30:00
This is why we're subscribed lmao
An owner might try to upsell you or recommend the most expensive thing. But a regular employee will always suggest the thing that is the easiest to make.
you're forgetting tipped employees though
"You know the people: they have bluetooth earbuds in - 100% of the time - just talking about fucking nothing."
Wow, that is...extremely evocative of a specific type of person that I myself have experienced many times.
6:40 Northernlion invents libertarian social credit score
Ive worked at subway for 6 years, and yeah, that is how they do mobile orders, even before the racks were put in store. When the mobile orders became a regular thing they were advertised as "Skip the line with new mobile ordering"
I dreamed a dream… and now the bljs have found me
i love the confusion when he accidentally enters the pyramid
Havent watched nl in awhile, is this man a speedrunner now?!
Yes
@@girlcannibal666 legend
Im sure he's 1st place in the 16 star NBLJ banter% category
I have never been in a subway where you don't just go to the register to get the mobile order, they have like a sign that says to go here for your mobile order pickup.
Yeah the mobile app advertises "skip the line with the subway app"
Source: worked at subway for 6+ years dude trust me
the fumble on the bowser 1 hurt my soul
17:50 best joke by far
I am beyond impressed that nl is nailing a lot of these tricks
Nothing like an old man complaining about eating at local restaurants for an hour, UA-cam content is constantly evolving
Similar to merging into traffic as late as possible, what is most efficient and correct is not always what feels most considerate.
im so pogged. seeing NL getting better and better at speedrunning is nice
40:00 i checked frame by frame in youtube, and there is literally zero angular perspective difference when he does the Right-Left final camera spin before running off the bridge. I suspect its a supersticion by the original trick inventor, that just lasted all this time.
Yeah i dk why people do it, but many top-level speedrunners do it so maybe there is a reason beyond supersition/mimicking
the U2 v. Aerosmith comparison. Could not be more spot on.
Holy shit NL is so mad this episode lmao I love it
Uploaded 1 minute ago, we pogging.
indeed
NL, ALL push notifications, from all apps, can be enabled and disabled on a case by case basis. Makes your life a million times better
this is starting to look really clean
This video could be a farmer's field with all the strawmen NL is using to argue with himself
all the problems with starbucks callouts are solved by using order numbers
People only hate U2 now because like 8 years ago they forcibly downloaded a bad album to everyone’s iPhone, and it’s still there invading my Bluetooth radio to this day
Replace iPhone with Android Device Challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
There was nothing I could doooo dude!
As a Dad, i am forced to watch many terrible movies, the movie du jour is Sing 2. Which features bono, and where the streets have no name. Which reminded me that joshua tree is unfuckwithable
@@MajorasWrath1 I just hate the user interface of every other type of phone
@@daltooinewestwood6380 Jesus Christ get over it. Eat the fucking pizza crust. No wonder apple hit 3 trillion dollars
@@MajorasWrath1 braindead take
NL: “You should be able to publicly rate people to affect how they can do business.”
Also NL: “I can’t believe people can get completely cancelled for something they did in the past.”
mips clip not being called cheese mips will always bring me great sorrow
Back in the 90's NL was in a very famous TV show.
God imagine a Sesame Street vs Muppets platform fighter. I hate that I had this idea because I know it will never come to be but the damn POSSIBILITIES.
if you're looking for game recs, i had a lot of fun with death's door recently. it came out for the switch not too long ago
I am glad to be in the narrow group of people who know about the terms for the title to not be gibberish but not enough for it to be obvious. I didn't actually know what gold split meant lol
unfortunately, I had to leave early bc you started slandering Snuffleupagus
NL vs Mizkif…… NL would dominate.
Mizkif has an 18:xx dude
6:40 NL independently comes up with China's Social Credit System
NL has done it all on UA-cam and twitch …. Except e-girl stuff which I am hoping comes next
He has done a DDLC playthrough though, so that's a start I guess
Hot tub stream incoming 🤭
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the sesame street arc is pogged af
21:47 I legit thought he meant "better morally"
Hey nl I gotta tip for you when you hit the regeneration heart before you go into the lava you don’t have to heal all the way as long as your regenerating u could fall into the lava and it will keep regenerating you until you got full health
Can someone tell me if NL just has bad timing or are bowser throws really that hard to time right? It looks so easy in my head but I haven't played this game since I was like 6.
It's moderately difficult. Your brain expects the throw to carry through angular momentum, but it doesn't do that. Instead, bowser flies off in a perfect line. Weirdly, that's harder for the brain to calculate. For certain people.
They’re pretty hard. Even top runners miss bowser throws here and there.
I think NL was behind me in Starbucks when that chick ordered the "Rainbow Unicorn Frappuccino"... It was good
I've been gone for a while, but is the sm64 speedrun arc for golden goblet or something?
He actually schmooving
No is a content machine today 5 hours of SM64 is making me realize I watch too much UA-cam
starbucks shold start giving people numbers so they know which is theirs when they're called
Probably shouldn't hug strangers in 2020.
120-star run when
Never.
@@MajorasWrath1 I know :( wishful thinking
Egg percent is best percent
shoutouts to northernlion
NL solved tech, just do what black mirror did, but good.
Did NL invent social credit during this stream?
what's worse then line cutters at subway is lyft/uber drivers that pull up in the middle of traffic blocking a lane with there hazards on, and when you honk or tell them to move they are like i am a uber driver! and look at you like your insane. it doesn't madder who you are your blocking traffic get out of the road.
if they didn’t do that uber drivers/lyft wouldn’t exist in big cities due to how long it would take drivers to find parking
@@Philgob don't care. its illegal and they act like they have the right to do it. they also drive around the collage campus pedestrian only roads like mad men.
@@Philgob if they did it for like a minute or two it would be tolerable but they will do that for like 10 15 minutes just parked there like its a parking spot.
@@nacho77766 so what’s the solution? have them look 15 minutes for parking FOR EVERY ORDER? there would be 0 drivers for that much of a hassle and shit wage
also it’s tolerated, they never get ticketed for doing that
Pretty much. Just go find a spot to park most of the time I see them do that there is somewhere to park but they just choose to inconvenience people because its convenient for them. It might be different in a big city like NYC but in downtown Portland there are plenty of spots to pull over without blocking traffic.
Yelp for customers would be amazing.
Hundred dollar phone case sounds insane.
i have a flip phone and the only good one i could find was $87 frickin kill me
Oh man the bakery thing was it Pure Bread bakery? That place is anarchy!
Nice to know NL is such a good dog for our capitalist overlords that he wants to be graded by them very pog
NL advocating for social credit scores, what a world.
NL is a brainlet
@@georgecostanza712 -15 Social Credit
It's called a credit score. No one thinks of Equifax, Experian, or TransUnion as dystopian. I wonder why.
I wish the USA/the west had the version of Social Credit that conservatives/racists say China has. It would solve so many problems.
Touch grass
Whats NL’s position on on-screen chat?
mips jackson
i cannot fucking believe you just referenced the of montreal outback commercial
it's this a repost?
This guy is lucky I wasn't in the chat when he started talking smack about snuffy i woulda had to throw hands
am i just missing something or is this very out of order or missing a lot? Every few videos theres a new pb but its never uploaded on youtube
the last two videos are in order i think
The 25:12 is uploaded on UA-cam.
He sometimes uploads great runs to youtube so that people coming to the stream the next day are not completely out of the conversation and then goes back to the normal schedule
The 25:12 is from “new year old game” 1st run :)
it's the new meta. the time dilation meta
Lots of these are posted completely out of order, but this one does continue from the last one posted
NL, they do have a yelp for people. Its called a social credit score.
That's just a REGULAR credit score.
in beginning nl good dad. be like nl.
i am so peeved about that modest mouse take. good news is honestly a worse album than we were dead imo
Grouch is s and big bird might be a tier
i have lernt your run and im not the fastest. ont even close, my bowser fights suck and i cant bomb clip yet but ive had a lot of fun revisiting my number one game of all time and trying to speed run it. just for the fun of it. so thanks.
i’m pogging
please feel free to not bring react court back
I went to Dunkin’ an ordered something common and they just gave me someone’s mobile order who got the same thing. Good waste prevention.
smh... in a world where we begin with Baer having a better PB?
How can I superchat for that Sambal Olek love
Pinkeye see you
I don’t like U2, but only because apple forced me to download their songs on itunes.
starbucks is for chumps
sesame street is pog
Yelp for private citizens? You mean twitter?
What’s honestly infuriating is that he treats the bowser levels like a third person rpg and always facing forward instead of having the camera set up sideways where he doesn’t have to adjust it at all
Yeah, but he's systematically improving sections of the run. So eventually he'll assess his bowser. I believe in him. Maybe a little copium lol
@@jonathanb3899 true true that’s true ^^
Baby is so cute
I like the supermario 64 content, but you arent uploading in a sequential order makes this pb way less hype.
Look at that adorable little halfoid baby.
Watching this while I practice SMW 11 exit speedruns. Marioception?
Just use order numbers instead wth is wrong with you America
when he starts talking about how great the chinese social credit scores are....