“Better than being crushed against a tree?” I mean, I’m not wrong. Petra kinda asked for it by being close to the trees. Edit - 55 likes gueez I didn't know it was that funny Edit 2 - 229 likes, holy crap Edit 3 - HOLY MOLY, I never knew you guys though I was actually good at making ppl laugh over Petra! Edit 4 - 327!! The freak
Levi: I’m also able to read a clock Me: but have you cleaned the clock? Levi: *looks at the clock and narrows eyes* oh no this isn’t right *jumps out of the chair and starts scrubbing at the clock*
@Ramen And boba you are correct Hanji/Hange is non-binary if you listen close you can hear Levi say they,them and there wheal referring to Hanji/hange and also the anime it self say it so hange/hanji is in fact non-binary.
Levi:better then getting crushed my a tree? Me:pfft...ahahhahahaah!! Levi:do you have any idea what you just said? Me:ahahhah!!a girl named petra getting crushed by a tree...from a female titan!😂😂😂😂 wheezing* My sister:is she possessed?
"Wouldn't dieng because your tired be embarrassing?" "Better than being crushed into a tree" "Take that back" *burst out laughing*s-sorry I can't I-it's 😂😂😂
Hi um question grell x neko listener part 2 where Sebastian come back and listener meet’s him and grell gets kinda jelly cause “sebby likes you more” buts it really just cause the listener paying a bit more attention to Sebastian
@@Divinity_The_Devil look all you gotta do is lower the volume to one and put the speaker close up to your ear and I promise you if they are more than 8-15 ft away they can't hear anything 👩💻 I know this because I do this all the time when my pods are dead
Me with an impulsive mouth and with a forgetful brain: better than being crushed by a tree Levi: what did u just say Me: I honestly don't remember but I will assume it's really bad so I'm going to apologize and act like I did remember 😗
I found it so funny that I keep listening to these audios about Listener being worried about someone staying up late and watching this at 6:02 AM knowing I only sleep during the day like a animal💀💀
Hi! This might be a weird request, but if you have the time could you do an Armin x Listener where Armin asks to take a bath with the listener?? Nothing gross, just fluffy stuff like Armin putting shampoo in their hair and taking care of them and stuff (or maybe even the other way around! I honestly adore that idea just as much.) That stuff just makes me so soft- Anyway, thank you so much for your hard work on this channel and I’m looking forward to whatever you make next!!
Levi: you better take that back right. Now. Me: *terrified* TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭 Levi: Excuse me? Me: OH SHIT IMMA DIE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
can you do another Karma akabane one? maybe a part two to classroom kitty i liked that one a lot by that i mean before this i watched it for the 50th time maybe part two could be in class and he would cheat off us taking notes like nagisa makes notes about koro-sensei? because i would take notes or maybe look at us drawing? (i draw alot to get rid of stress that or im working on a edit) I would be drawing him ngl
Levi: “Would you really want to die because you were tired”
Me: “yes”
That was my response too
Me: * Has insomnia *
Well ummm.....i-i...
No comment-
Is that a challenge?
100% willing to die for sleep
It's a bubble win😃
“Better than being crushed against a tree”
OH WE FUCKED UP REAL BAD
IKR??😂😭🖐
@@a_sense_of_unease Fr like i loved Petra i will NOT be bringing up her death
OMFG WHEN I HEARD THAT DISHISWJ WE ARE IN TROUBLE
Ummmm hehehehe im out
IKR 💀✋🏽
“Better than being crushed against a tree?”
I mean, I’m not wrong. Petra kinda asked for it by being close to the trees.
Edit - 55 likes gueez I didn't know it was that funny
Edit 2 - 229 likes, holy crap
Edit 3 - HOLY MOLY, I never knew you guys though I was actually good at making ppl laugh over Petra!
Edit 4 - 327!! The freak
You could say she really connected with nature LMAO
@@melikefood202 omg yes
correction, close to those big ass trees.
Let's make that 268 :33
325 likes omg!!
"Better than being crushed into a tree?"
oh sht did i rlly say that?--
I love your name btw
Ikr didn’t know listener was that bold
I STARTED CRY LAUGHING WHEN WE SAID THAT
@Marvine Landu Suamunu LMAOAHAGSHHSH
@Emma Trammell petrified 🚶
Levi: *starts addressing our issues*
Me: that’s my time to go- I think it’s my time to GO-
AHAHAH
*IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU-*
IM COMING- I SAID IM COMINGG-- WAIT
@@iatrobia3740 come now this is no place to die!
@@ninss6934 and you too!
Levi: I’m also able to read a clock
Me: but have you cleaned the clock?
Levi: *looks at the clock and narrows eyes* oh no this isn’t right *jumps out of the chair and starts scrubbing at the clock*
@꧁Eri Chan꧂ hi
Hello!
I SAW YOU ONE TIME AND NOW I CANT LOOK AT A COMMENT SECTION WITHOUT YOU
Levi: Better than being crushed against a tree
Me: AHAHAHHAHHAHAH OMG *puts hand over mouth* IM SORRY GOD I HAD TO LAUGH
I WAS WHEEZING😭
why was that so funny🤣🤣
I ain't sorry I said that 😂 🤣*dies*
“If you pull a stunt like this again, it will probably work.”
Me: Love your honesty my dude 😺
We would otherwise just tease him about that it worked a second time if he said otherwise
Y/N"Rather die tired than being crushed by a tree"
Also me: PFFFFFFFFFT* Spits out tea,darn it Petra!!!
Plot twist
He was talking to his Minecraft cat
One of my minecraft cats drowned and now that I think about it the irony to this is sad 😭😭
noooooooooooo 😂😂😂
@@hallucination2.05 R.I.P 😺
Ahahahaha!
🤣👏
Levi: Sasha and Connie
Emma: first off Conny is dead
Gabi: and second I killed-
Me: shut up Gabi!
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
@@Moalover. after all the JBA characters .... its her ... 😭😭😭
@@Moalover. I love ur user ❤️😉👍 and that is not a lie U-U
@@Dazai_Husband Omg 💀✋🏽❤️ Hello Kokichi 🎲🍇
@@Moalover. hello my little simp
Imagine Captain Levi vs Captain America Lol
Captain America would turn into captain 6ft under
Oop
I would love that-
@@TR0X3N no tf he wouldn't
@@postaldude8027 Levi wins anyday
I feel like I'm going to drown sometime during my stay with Levi
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
The whole mood of this is the “guess I’ll die” meme
fr 😭
Hanji is our new comender
Me:she will be a good comender
Levi:oh hell naw
Chaos commander we love her
Tbh...I will be scared of levi😓
@Ramen And boba you are correct Hanji/Hange is non-binary if you listen close you can hear Levi say they,them and there wheal referring to Hanji/hange and also the anime it self say it so hange/hanji is in fact non-binary.
@Ramen And boba np i’m happy to help 😊
Levi:better then getting crushed my a tree?
Me:pfft...ahahhahahaah!!
Levi:do you have any idea what you just said?
Me:ahahhah!!a girl named petra getting crushed by a tree...from a female titan!😂😂😂😂 wheezing*
My sister:is she possessed?
Me: better that being crushed against a tree.
Also me: ohhhh...I fucked up..
Me: sees 'Levi' and 'Neko' and 'insomniac productions' on my suggested page
Me: *INHUMAN SCREECHING*
Oh my gosh!!!ahahahahahaha!same here
☺️ we’re all probably the most inhuman things this world has ever seen
"Wouldn't dieng because your tired be embarrassing?"
"Better than being crushed into a tree"
"Take that back"
*burst out laughing*s-sorry I can't I-it's 😂😂😂
Hi um question grell x neko listener part 2 where Sebastian come back and listener meet’s him and grell gets kinda jelly cause “sebby likes you more” buts it really just cause the listener paying a bit more attention to Sebastian
I full heartedly support this idea
Yessss
Great minds think alike
The powers out so my airpods arent charging... imma be praying my parents dont hear me.
I immedietly lower the volume of my phone when the tv either gets muted or stuff
@@ichigoshi9 same but i have hard hearing so its all a fucking gamble
The pain tho😩
@@ichigoshi9 Ik
@@Divinity_The_Devil look all you gotta do is lower the volume to one and put the speaker close up to your ear and I promise you if they are more than 8-15 ft away they can't hear anything 👩💻 I know this because I do this all the time when my pods are dead
The way i actually cope by helping others, this got personal👩🏻🦯
Levi: “better then being crushed against a tree. Do you have any idea what you just said”
Me: “I- RUN BITCH RUNNNN!”
WHEN I HEARD THIS PART I WAS LIKE: YO DID WE REALLY JUST- *yeets phone*
Same!!😂😂
Im watching this like for the 8th time!!
Hange trying there hardest after Erwin died its hard for them also Levi needs to sleep more then work he needs a break
May she have the strength to stay in one piece
This is no hate but Hange is non-binary
@@Leo_139 I didn't realize that at the time thank you
@@Mothiebones it’s not a problem I’m sorry if I offended you
We were being bold with that "better than being smashed against a tree"
That sad moment when you realize there is no part 2
Levi: why do I put off sleeping? Simple.. nightmares..
Me: bitch I-
Not me laughing at making the joke of petra and the tree...😂😂 My mom is now looking at me weird!!
Ahahahah!!I know it sound stupid!but...I accidentally ship petra and a tree😂😂😂
@@MrsCake-xu7up Same!!! People should make fanart of it!!😂😂
can you do more neko listener x levi? im addicted ;-;
WOW THEY ACUTELY RESPECTED HAJES PRONOUNS. THSNK U
My Oc:It's better then being crushed against a tree.💁♀️
Levi:Ecxuse me.
Me irl:OH SHIT HERE WE GO.haha he finna die...😰
We’re all going to hell, good bye!
Me who actually copes the way the listener is said to cope: 👁👄👁💧
Levi: *”better then being crushed against a tree?”
Me: OH SHIT WE MESSED UP SO BAD-
"That was hard enough to draw blood"
GOOD!
PLEASE I STARTED LAUGHING AND ITS LIKE 2 AM BECAUSE THE LISTENER SAID ITS BETTER THAN BEING CRUSHED AGAINST A TREE AND I THOUGHT OF PETRA SHSHDHEHA
This made me realize I might need to sleep
Yes u do Nishinoya
Yay we kitty with levi :3 ♥️
Indeed we are
@@earlyinthemorningoldkids4844 :3
5 views
46 likes
15 comments and I can’t see them
UA-cam is drunk af 😔
You'd think a neko person would have mastered the art of cat napping. Why sleep at night if you can get the healthy 8 hours in ten minute increments.
I have to admit I'm always a bit skeptical when it comes to Neko/Vampire...stuff. But I gave it a shot and I liked it!
I cope with this by taking naps until when I wake up I forget what happened....it actually works *tHaTs tHe rEaSoN iM aLwAyS sLeEpInG* 😭
I’ve just realised something since Titans don’t eat animals and only humans then if we transform we wouldn’t be eaten because we’re a cat
i clicked so fast that the flash couldnt keep up-
Levi: you have trauma
Me: I mean yeah, have you met my parents?
“Better than being crushed by a tree😃” damn ngl I really did not care bc I never saw her actually 😟
Me with an impulsive mouth and with a forgetful brain: better than being crushed by a tree
Levi: what did u just say
Me: I honestly don't remember but I will assume it's really bad so I'm going to apologize and act like I did remember 😗
Duuuuuude did we really slander Petra like that!? I actually liked Petra
I'm a cat again?
I'm starting to get use to this
*cries in attchment and trust issues*
Me, reading the comments
Levi: "as a result of your trama."
Me: "ANYway"
Cucumber Approved
I always see u everywhere- 😳
How j-just HOW?!? YOU'R EVERYWHERE
Always had a gut feeling that Levi was a cat person and now it was confirmed!!!!
I am in the middle important event and stopped for this video it better be worth it 🙃
I am 2:12 seconds in and this video is worth it. 🙂
Im at 3:27
👁👄👁 how fast are you
If I saw the title and I like it, Im that quick
You are. ✨speed✨.
Bro when we say "better than being crushed on a tree"
I found it so funny that I keep listening to these audios about Listener being worried about someone staying up late and watching this at 6:02 AM knowing I only sleep during the day like a animal💀💀
Dang... He straight ROSTED HANGE
I love it captain Levi book really handsome as always ❤️😍😍😍
DAMNNNN
WE REALLY PULLED THE LEVI SQUAD CARD ON THAT ONE
Sing it with me ✨ we fucked uppp~ ✨
✨✨✨We fucked up~ ✨✨✨
We fucked up~
oh hey Sebastian-
In my best grell impression ✨BASSY✨
Hi! This might be a weird request, but if you have the time could you do an Armin x Listener where Armin asks to take a bath with the listener?? Nothing gross, just fluffy stuff like Armin putting shampoo in their hair and taking care of them and stuff (or maybe even the other way around! I honestly adore that idea just as much.) That stuff just makes me so soft- Anyway, thank you so much for your hard work on this channel and I’m looking forward to whatever you make next!!
Omg that would be so cute
I know this is like a year old but omg this needs to happen 💕💕
Levi is like Aizawa
Yea but Aizawa sleeps and Levi doesn’t
No he don’t
Oh already know this about to be a banger.
listener rlly just said “fu*k petra i hate petra”
better than being crushed against a tree🤨🙄
Can we just respect that the person who made this has the channel name Insomniac Productions
Levi: you better take that back right. Now.
Me: *terrified* TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭
Levi: Excuse me?
Me: OH SHIT IMMA DIE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@GłTçh when we said dying from sleep is better that getting pushed against a tree.
THIS WAS LITERALLY MY MIND DURING THAT 😭🤚🏼 .
"its better than being crushed against a tree."
y
you are about to get me killed
Ay this is my alt account I love ya man
Greatly Performed ASMR 💖💖💖 Thank You 💖🤗💖😴💖😃💖
Video was 11 minutes ago yet the comments are 21 minutes ago... UA-cam STOP DRINKING
I just sit back and observe 🤏😎🤳
can you do another Karma akabane one?
maybe a part two to classroom kitty i liked that one a lot by that i mean before this i watched it for the 50th time
maybe part two could be in class and he would cheat off us taking notes like nagisa makes notes about koro-sensei? because i would take notes or maybe look at us drawing? (i draw alot to get rid of stress that or im working on a edit)
I would be drawing him ngl
i know i spelled both names wrong- im sorry if i did
Levi: saying that he has to stay up all night doing work
Me:*trying to lick my elbow*
For Levi:***
D-did I just mention.......p-Petra-sama?
Welp time to run
Hehe- I'm early again :>
@꧁Eri Chan꧂ Ah- Hey Eri-Chan!
ANOTHER ME ?!😳
@@ynln5158 Yep! Hey other mee
@@ynln5158 another you as well
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Edit: I loved it😌
@Dawn Nehe :3
with all do respect captain but i’m a cadet and your my captain yet we sleep in the same room🙄 professional my a**
Do Levi x drunk listener
😯
WAIT DID YOU SEE MY REQUEST OR IS THIS A COINCIDENCE??? EITHER WAY TYSM 🙏🙏
Levi " we help humanity
Eren " 😈😈😈😈 i crush them all
he went batshit crazy 😭
Captain can't sleep because of nightmares.... damn this is relatable I'm listening to this because I can't sleep because of nightmares
i love the use of they/them pronouns in reference to hanji!!!!
Yo hes gonna drown us
"Better than being crushed against a tree"
🌝⁉
Also, yt be drunk, no views yet 11 likes
Sasha braus x modern listener pls
👏 I 👏 love 👏 this 👏 channel 👏
👏 same 👏
QUICK WRITE THAT DOWN! HE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR CATS!
YES YES YES THIS IS A DREAM COMING TRUE
i'm praying that my mom doesn't hear me-
We are a neko in this? yes, just yes.
Levi vs Dark side
*Cutley gives Levi dead rat*
👉🏻👈🏻🥺 UwU 🐀🐱 The rat is still warm (/>///
heathy or unhealthy idc i shall help 🤸🏾♀️
7:58 BRO I-
PLEASE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Look I just want you to rest and not overwork yourself. Hope you good. Much love 💘
YES EARLY FOR ONCE
I am in love
Did we just mention Petra? Do we wanna die or something rn
Beautiful titan
WHY DID I BRING UP PETRA?
Nyaaaa ~~~~~~
I see you have found my comment
Be sure to drink some water and stay safe out there
It was three in the morning when I was listening to this
the petra shade 😋