Certainly Not Love | ASMR | Tsundere Levi Ackerman x Listener (Ft. Hanji Zoë)

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @Anngel23
    @Anngel23 4 роки тому +585

    "how dangerous do you think it would be-"
    "20 😑"
    PFFFTT 🤣

  • @lucad6408
    @lucad6408 4 роки тому +717

    hanji rlly said “spill the tea, sis. 🍵”

  • @tahliawilliams6506
    @tahliawilliams6506 4 роки тому +497

    Hanji: Maybe they look up to you
    Levi being 5'2 and me being 5'8: ...nahh

  • @Lioru92
    @Lioru92 4 роки тому +292

    "Question" "NO" lolol, love all the banter in this

  • @NonExistent70
    @NonExistent70 4 роки тому +123

    Hange be like “ can I tell my titans that you love them ”
    Me be like “ I can hear you over there”
    Levi “ shit shit “

  • @Anthophobia
    @Anthophobia 3 роки тому +373

    Us: *cleans really well*
    Levi: ❤️👄❤️ AWOOGA

  • @Molly_coin
    @Molly_coin 3 роки тому +170

    Hanji in the background being like
    *im about to ruin this mans whole career*
    Omg my phone autocorrected hanji to banjo 🙏🏻

    • @kaes0234
      @kaes0234 3 роки тому +16

      Hahaha Banjo Zoë

    • @-burnout-2584
      @-burnout-2584 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @scratchesNcracks
      @scratchesNcracks 3 роки тому +6

      I choked on my heterosexual tea-
      guess I'm ✨gay for Levi✨

    • @WithLoveRaven_
      @WithLoveRaven_ 2 роки тому +2

      I HAVE A BANJO- I’m gonna be calling it Zoë from now on

    • @mysterysoloman7477
      @mysterysoloman7477 10 місяців тому

      ​@@WithLoveRaven_ omg i also have a banjo it's name is also Zoë

  • @crusadrian5010
    @crusadrian5010 4 роки тому +244

    You're a content machine, wtf.
    Don't burn yourself out.

  • @yourveryownidiot6305
    @yourveryownidiot6305 4 роки тому +178

    Titans like give me the tea sis

  • @Naylaaax
    @Naylaaax 4 роки тому +304

    15:45 That "no" was the cutest thing I heard all day!
    I'm dying- 🤧♥️

  • @ik.avlynnn7769
    @ik.avlynnn7769 4 роки тому +130

    HANJI SAID SPILL THE TEA 🍵🙄💅

  • @katherine-oq2wy
    @katherine-oq2wy 3 роки тому +89

    There is so much spilled tea on the floor not even Levi can clean it

  • @phoebebonner3271
    @phoebebonner3271 4 роки тому +452

    Hangi: I'll never be satisfied
    Me: is that right?
    My inner theatre kid is showing

  • @christianjigmalm1315
    @christianjigmalm1315 3 роки тому +36

    Hange: "Spill the tea, sis🍵"
    Me : *cleaning*
    Levi : "No,🖕❤"

  • @simpheaven3315
    @simpheaven3315 3 роки тому +31

    Hanji: Spill the tea sis 🍵
    Levi: No you titan loving freak 😐

  • @Fbrank_isalone
    @Fbrank_isalone 3 роки тому +55

    hanji:"Maybe they look up to you''
    Levi being at eye level with my shoulders
    me: uh fam somethin ain't right here 😐🤔

  • @marisuzuki1567
    @marisuzuki1567 3 роки тому +44

    Our queen Hanji really said “The TEA ✨Kween✨”

  • @GlitchFox
    @GlitchFox 3 роки тому +42

    Hanji: Maybe they look up to you
    Levi being 5'2 and me being 5'4 ish: Ya hangi totally

    • @WhoknowsHeyhey.9
      @WhoknowsHeyhey.9 Рік тому +3

      I'm 5'3🐸, so.... Yeah I don't think so(if that makes sense 🐸)

  • @nofuckingcluetbh4143
    @nofuckingcluetbh4143 3 роки тому +47

    Ok but like I can't imagine what it would be like if Hanji got a birthday party letter her name would be spelt like 100 different ways then Levi's would be ' Dear Four Eyes fuck off you ain't coming '

  • @Zzzfilms.
    @Zzzfilms. 3 роки тому +36

    Levi: starts talking math
    Me: I ain’t have a clue what’s going on here but I’ll act like I do

    • @gwendolynparr
      @gwendolynparr 3 роки тому +3

      Naruto reference!!!!!

    • @aiko-yin
      @aiko-yin 2 роки тому +2

      @@gwendolynparr I was just about to put that comment here-- l o l

    • @V01D3D_YT
      @V01D3D_YT 2 роки тому +1

      Naruto! Get back to training!

  • @halliethealleycat
    @halliethealleycat 3 роки тому +50

    Levi: Hanji, with you, its either 20, 20 squared, or 20x20 squared
    Me:...does he mean 20 cubed or 400 squared?
    (it could be either (20x20)squared - 400 squared which is 160000? or 20x(20 squared) - 20 x 400 = 800 = 20 cubed)

    • @peculiarduckmaster1778
      @peculiarduckmaster1778 3 роки тому +10

      . . .
      Guys we have a mathematician here! To be honest I only understand like ¾ of what you said lmfao

    • @-burnout-2584
      @-burnout-2584 3 роки тому +6

      AAAAAAAAAAAAA MATH

    • @Herb.exe01
      @Herb.exe01 3 роки тому +5

      Uhh, yeah..
      I like your funny words, person.

    • @himikotoga164
      @himikotoga164 2 роки тому +4

      AHHHHHHHHH MATH RUN!!!

    • @ButtHead-hd8jc
      @ButtHead-hd8jc 2 роки тому +3

      Oo smart people can I have advice on haw to be smart?

  • @averytiredemo9969
    @averytiredemo9969 4 роки тому +89

    THE POWER OF BLEACH

    • @ik.avlynnn7769
      @ik.avlynnn7769 4 роки тому +5

      JSKSKAKAHSHSS

    • @eleaverkruyssen398
      @eleaverkruyssen398 3 роки тому +7

      Hey MC how is life doing with the demon bros ?

    • @averytiredemo9969
      @averytiredemo9969 3 роки тому +7

      @@eleaverkruyssen398 Uhhh They're fighting over the remote right now T^T

    • @cadet1827
      @cadet1827 3 роки тому +3

      Hahaha lmfao

    • @KITTsila5202
      @KITTsila5202 3 роки тому +5

      Mc I dare you too call lucifer daddy XD

  • @mightypicklewarrior3247
    @mightypicklewarrior3247 2 роки тому +19

    Levi: When they first got here, I thought they were going to be...
    Me: A room-brightener
    Levi: Useless
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @ninss6934
    @ninss6934 3 роки тому +30

    how is this giving me confidence---------------

  • @whosavery
    @whosavery 3 роки тому +10

    15:45 PLS WHEN THEY SAID “….no 🥺” MY HEART WENT ⬇️↘️↙️⬆️

  • @noodlelord2109
    @noodlelord2109 3 роки тому +18

    The picture goes perfect with the audio and it makes it all the more enjoyable- the dynamic of their friendship is my life

  • @monochrome_Death666
    @monochrome_Death666 4 роки тому +71

    ha! mr and mrs clean

  • @Iffah_ak
    @Iffah_ak 3 роки тому +66

    Plot twist: Listener was found dead in the storage room. They were next to a gun as well...

    • @amydavies9650
      @amydavies9650 3 роки тому +15

      I don’t need you putting angst scenarios in my head, the ones already there don’t need company 😂

    • @Iffah_ak
      @Iffah_ak 3 роки тому +7

      @@amydavies9650 is that meant to be rude?

    • @Call_Me_Gi
      @Call_Me_Gi 3 роки тому +11

      Ohhhhhh the angst machine that is my brain... I'm supposed to be sleeping, why must you stimulate my creativity like this-

    • @amydavies9650
      @amydavies9650 3 роки тому +10

      @@Iffah_ak no it wasn’t, I’m so sorry if it came out that way, it was a Game of Thrones quote

    • @Iffah_ak
      @Iffah_ak 3 роки тому +6

      @@Call_Me_Gi I have no idea what you just said cuz I'm *dum*

  • @ana.vlogs223
    @ana.vlogs223 3 роки тому +16

    Wait- HE FELL IN LOVE WITH MY CLEANING???

  • @yumekojabami3307
    @yumekojabami3307 3 роки тому +38

    Levi: saying math I’m too tired to attempt to understand
    Me: Gon help me! We can both be bad at math together!

  • @cassiechetty4754
    @cassiechetty4754 3 роки тому +18

    Levi :I am attempting my love
    life to a crazy sciencet
    Hange:Oh it a love life now ....😏😏😏

  • @elise2579
    @elise2579 3 роки тому +36

    I wanna see either a part two, or this as a series! I love this so much!💜

  • @kaisetic3150
    @kaisetic3150 3 роки тому +14

    idk why I keep coming back to this, it's just too cute

  • @Keira66142
    @Keira66142 3 роки тому +24

    Wait wait hear me out I just thought of this
    Levi: don’t f#ck with me I have the power of bleach and anime on my side

    • @-burnout-2584
      @-burnout-2584 3 роки тому +3

      BHAHAHA

    • @V01D3D_YT
      @V01D3D_YT 2 роки тому +1

      And INSTED of yelling at the end it’s just Levi shouting ‘ HAAAAAA’ or ‘ KENNYYYYTT’

  • @jessroy.1537
    @jessroy.1537 4 роки тому +52

    ABHAGSISJSIIS I LOVE U AND THIS BAHAHAHAHAHAH MY CHEST HURTS I LOVE IT SM

  • @taylenotfound4199
    @taylenotfound4199 3 роки тому +13

    Me who likes to clean: yess levi judge my cleaning please.

  • @beautifultitan306
    @beautifultitan306 3 роки тому +23

    Hange is so cute😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @x_kiwi_x5657
    @x_kiwi_x5657 3 роки тому +11

    Me: *dances while cleaning shoes on(they have cloths on them for cleaning) and sings*
    Levi: I- TF! ❤️👅❤️

  • @name_______1535
    @name_______1535 3 роки тому +7

    Hanji : maybe they look up to you
    Me being 5.6 tall :naahhhhh

  • @user-lv3go6ej2k
    @user-lv3go6ej2k 4 роки тому +38

    This is amazing

  • @WithLoveRaven_
    @WithLoveRaven_ 2 роки тому +4

    Not hanji in the background looking like she’s about to end his whole career

  • @kaito_thedumbass8297
    @kaito_thedumbass8297 3 роки тому +24

    It's sad how I love Levi and Erwin yet due to my age,look, skills and probably anything about myself they would never love me even if I was in my own aot world.

    • @peculiarduckmaster1778
      @peculiarduckmaster1778 3 роки тому +1

      Oxbdhfjfb
      Facts and mood
      #relatable mah dudeee

    • @dearone5000
      @dearone5000 3 роки тому +7

      dont be so hard on yourself my bro!! I feel like levi and erwin wouldnt like anyone in a romantic way becuase of their job. Even so, if you're nice to them and gain their trust they would most likely be your friend. I dont think the survey corps thinks about looks or anything since it's not important in their world.

    • @kaito_thedumbass8297
      @kaito_thedumbass8297 3 роки тому +4

      @@dearone5000 Fair, and to be honest you are right.
      But that comment was more of my self confidence (and as you can tell there ain't alot) speaking so I couldn't help but write something like that, haha. Thank you aswell, this was sweet ( ◜‿◝ )♡

    • @dearone5000
      @dearone5000 3 роки тому +3

      @@kaito_thedumbass8297 aw I struggle with confidence too. just know u are enough in every way homie

    • @kaito_thedumbass8297
      @kaito_thedumbass8297 3 роки тому +2

      @@dearone5000 Thanks bro, appreciate it. I hope you're doing good ^^

  • @NonExistent70
    @NonExistent70 4 роки тому +73

    I wanna see a part two this is funny

  • @emily-zl3wk
    @emily-zl3wk 4 роки тому +37

    When are you going to upload the new video this week? 💞✨

  • @lilylane-aharonian7217
    @lilylane-aharonian7217 4 роки тому +15

    pleaseee do more of these me and friends love them!!!!! you do these so well

  • @not_m4ds.l0l
    @not_m4ds.l0l 3 роки тому +4

    Hanji: maybe they look up to you..
    Levi being 5'3 and me being 5'0 i mean yeaa i guess

  • @alaida
    @alaida 3 роки тому +8

    Hange in the back all the time : ⚪️~⚪️

  • @KuraiAudios
    @KuraiAudios 3 роки тому +9

    I am literally eating my deku plushie and simping for levi rn

    • @smhhx
      @smhhx 2 роки тому +3

      You're eating your WHAT- 🤨📸

  • @peytonriley1061
    @peytonriley1061 3 роки тому +19

    Levi : you didn’t clean the closet right.
    My POV: well then you should go and do it mr clean freak.🙄🙄🙄😐😐😐
    Me irl: okay Captain.

  • @britbreeandnacho1585
    @britbreeandnacho1585 4 роки тому +37

    Hey, how y’all doing ✨

    • @darkBringer990
      @darkBringer990 3 роки тому +5

      Good
      | (• v•)|

    • @Aki-so2rd
      @Aki-so2rd 3 роки тому +3

      Good
      | (^ ~ ^)|

    • @sunflower1hello52
      @sunflower1hello52 3 роки тому +3

      Gucci
      () ()
      ( O•O )
      ( >🍕
      Want pizza?
      () ()
      (- • - )
      (🍕 < )
      No it’s mine

  • @Va11ha11a
    @Va11ha11a 3 роки тому +6

    The taitans hanji told: the tea do be real hot today hanji 😏🍵

  • @tonyadrexler8946
    @tonyadrexler8946 4 роки тому +37

    I love this one so much! Do you think it could be possible to do a another Annie video

  • @tend0san543
    @tend0san543 3 роки тому +3

    OH MY FRICKING GODDDDDD😩😩😩

  • @yurikyomi5648
    @yurikyomi5648 2 роки тому +3

    Levi wants to talk to us all the time
    🍵🍵🍵
    Us being able to clean
    🍵🍵🍵
    Levi loves us now
    🍵🍵🍵

  • @iidasworshiper
    @iidasworshiper 3 роки тому +5

    i am scared or him 😀 i flinch when he is in the same room as me 🤨

  • @blairbogard9236
    @blairbogard9236 3 роки тому +7

    So just to mention this... Levi really said that when it comes Hange it's always 20, 20 squared which is 400, or 20 times 20 squared which is 8000! What the hell kinda shit is Hange doing?

  • @buffygustafson3642
    @buffygustafson3642 3 роки тому +4

    7:14 Hange: a drag Me: Shikamaru is that you ○~○

  • @kanekiken8908
    @kanekiken8908 4 роки тому +28

    A vid about mikasa comforts u after a nightmare

  • @akumu8541
    @akumu8541 2 роки тому +3

    Levi: “hey!”
    Me: *dies*

  • @Aki-so2rd
    @Aki-so2rd 3 роки тому +8

    Me:Mmmmm Tea😌🍵

  • @Your_Neibourhoodgirl
    @Your_Neibourhoodgirl Рік тому +1

    "they mess everything up..." sounds like me💀 as far i can remember i mess almost everthing up

  • @elizabethcastillo4633
    @elizabethcastillo4633 3 роки тому +1

    I love hanji's every 🥲

  • @-suzuki--1939
    @-suzuki--1939 3 роки тому +6

    levi please *love me*

  • @Iffah_ak
    @Iffah_ak 3 роки тому +5

    I need pt2

  • @hanako2824
    @hanako2824 3 роки тому +1

    Titan are all ways are like BICH GIVE US THE TEA 🍵😎😎😎😎

  • @nothingmatters3576
    @nothingmatters3576 Рік тому +1

    Cleaning is everything to Levi imagine falling in love over Windex

  • @iidasworshiper
    @iidasworshiper 3 роки тому +3

    i can see myself crying to mikasa like this : captain levi hates me and i can’t figure out why 😞 mikasa what do you think i did i don’t remember doing anything to him☹️ maybe i just clean bad but i was always told i leave a place spotless 😥 well by mikasa) end btw mikasa was sleep the whole time

  • @FunkyHorror1
    @FunkyHorror1 2 роки тому

    Hanji and Levi bromine is my FAVOURITE

  • @rocketghoul5450
    @rocketghoul5450 3 роки тому +4

    Part 2 please

  • @kiwrarrara
    @kiwrarrara Рік тому +1

    hanji: "spill the tea"
    *me who is drink tea*: ima just put this down-

  • @sabrinayager2106
    @sabrinayager2106 2 місяці тому

    Nah because the way Hanji read him like an open picture book

  • @erubnovo8823
    @erubnovo8823 3 роки тому +3

    0:56 yo was it levi?!

  • @midnite5603
    @midnite5603 Рік тому

    Smokin that za za and listening to insomniac always makes my night better frfr

  • @zenitsuagatsumafrfr
    @zenitsuagatsumafrfr 2 роки тому +3

    I just got an ad for fucking demon slayer Christmas sweaters

  • @kurkobain777
    @kurkobain777 3 роки тому +4

    20x20 squared is 400 but put in a square

  • @klacov1551
    @klacov1551 4 роки тому +6

    Nice

  • @kanekiken8908
    @kanekiken8908 4 роки тому +13

    I have an idea for a asmr vid

  • @alternative.friend
    @alternative.friend 2 роки тому +1

    I'm sorry but awwwww, he is so sweet in this,... kinda 🤣🤣🤣

  • @reggy1
    @reggy1 Рік тому +1

    "they mess everything up..." he sounds like my mom 💀

  • @kaito_thedumbass8297
    @kaito_thedumbass8297 3 роки тому +4

    My 5'2 a-- still making fun of Levi..even when I was 5' ತ_ʖತ

  • @unknownweirdo3307
    @unknownweirdo3307 4 роки тому +8

    😍😍❤❤

  • @Webstir_yeet
    @Webstir_yeet 9 місяців тому +1

    Me: being 5"6 and levi being 5"3.....bro....

  • @mocha3602
    @mocha3602 3 роки тому +2

    Ok to be honest hange is me and my cousin is Levi at this point in this video

  • @J4zz9
    @J4zz9 2 роки тому

    Me talking about my crush to my friends : but then maybe- my friends: SHUT UP-

  • @user-hx5dh1ql9d
    @user-hx5dh1ql9d 2 роки тому

    Sauny and Bean getting some tea tonight 🙄💅

  • @Fyodors_premium_lice_army
    @Fyodors_premium_lice_army 2 роки тому +1

    ✨💅✨ it’s hilarious✨✨

  • @quinn8824
    @quinn8824 4 роки тому +9

    Hiii😌✌️

  • @deklateriseproductions6499
    @deklateriseproductions6499 3 роки тому +2

    Part 2?

  • @just_st4tic903
    @just_st4tic903 4 роки тому +38

    2 months late👁👄👁👌🏻
    Read more...

    • @just_st4tic903
      @just_st4tic903 4 роки тому +13

      Did I trick you?

    • @venti8642
      @venti8642 4 роки тому +6

      Oof😃

    • @just_st4tic903
      @just_st4tic903 4 роки тому +8

      @@venti8642 damn,didn’t think that would actually work 😂😂😂😂

    • @venti8642
      @venti8642 4 роки тому +6

      @@just_st4tic903 well it did😂

    • @just_st4tic903
      @just_st4tic903 4 роки тому +6

      @@venti8642 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pog_weeb7978
    @pog_weeb7978 2 роки тому

    i- SINCE WHEN DID I FLINCH TO A MAN I ONLY FLINCHED BECAUSE OF MY SIBLINGS

  • @NoraKhalid-s8t
    @NoraKhalid-s8t 5 днів тому

    Can you please make a sick Levi x daughter listener?

  • @itookanapabout4480
    @itookanapabout4480 3 роки тому +5

    Me being six months late:
    *read more...*

  • @shinratensei3878
    @shinratensei3878 3 роки тому +4

    u sound like arbacn on tiktok lmao