After the selfie incident, hes like so utterly terrified, even while killing the rabbit, you can te hes still consciously mortified by the prospect of being found by the person
The author of the joke is a comedic genius, its amazing how he diverts your expectations throughout it, normally you wouldn't expect a stone sword of such an incredible size, truly astonishing joke.
It’s like when someone tells a joke you don’t understand but when you give a light laugh to not make it awkward they just keep ramping up the joke until you have to tell them you’re confused then they’re confused why you’re confused and try to explain the joke which might allow you to understand the joke but the joke kind-of doesn’t make sense anyway and it’s not funny anymore so you try to run away but they try to change the subject and it’s like can I just go please but you can’t say that because you’re too anxious
I got two notifications a day ago, and I was up to 5 likes, I get one more notification and I’m at 438... that escalated quickly... Good to know over 400 people have thumbs which they can put up! Let’s give it up for the opposability squad!
i actually love the awkward way that carson interacts with people. its so awkward and as a person with social anxiety, i can relate to it so hard. its awesome
okay, you have like 6 monkies and they go wild go ham, that's sector 6, sector 7 however has like these 5 kids who are learning how to eat dimensions mechanically, however they're not doing the best. after that, you have like sector -68 and they like cash and drama and content, you probably know who that includes, lincoln and his gang. ifnally, you have fundy
TELL ME THE FUCKING DEAL I NEED TO KNOW. IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THE ANSWER EVER SINCE I HEARD ABOUT AIRLINE FOOD I JUST NEED TO KNOW PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE *FOR GODS SAKE JUST TELL ME.*
It's videos like this that make me miss the old Carson era. He just vibed so well with his old crew, especially Jawsh. At least we'll have these videos for the memories.
I watched these streams, they were really chill hope he plays more on FTB. He said he wouldn't make a video cuz nothing funny happened, proved wrong i guess.
the "What is this?" had the same feeling has "Dude, what's wrong with airline food?" and I love It Would really like if there were more videos on this server, LOL
This was too much Carson for one sitting, had to take a break after how consistently awkward he was for 45 minutes straight. I can’t tell if it’s a bit or anything anymore. I’m going to go outside now. In other words, great work Carson!
He won’t come back from this, or at least not on the internet. The dude fucked up really badly, he now needs to face his consequences and build his life in the real world, outside of his UA-cam career. His reputation online is pretty much 6 feet below.
Carson: The socially awkward new kid in the school Jawsh: The new kid’s childhood friend who’s also socially awkward but doesn’t care Ludwig: The class president Altrive: The weird jokester who quickly fits in with the new kid and his childhood friend’s vibe Chocobars: The really nice and bubbly next-door girl who quickly accepts the new kid Kkatamina: The psychotic quiet girl Ash: The nerd Ryan Higa: The cool popular kid that everyone admires Ottomated & Sleepy: The pranksters Teanakitten: The other socially awkward girl who has a small crush on the new kid Baboabe: The only sane person in the class This is honestly one of the most enjoyable vids on ur channel :)
I love how their way of greeting people is just harassing them until they either join in or kill then.
You either join the clan or die a loner.
Die a loner sounds good
@d its weirdchamp
Every interaction Carson had in this server feels like a weird fever dream.
This whole video felt like a fever dream
2.3K likes
reaction!
thats what i love about carson
Every interaction Carson has ever had feels like a weird fever dream
yeah dude holy shit
After the selfie incident, hes like so utterly terrified, even while killing the rabbit, you can te hes still consciously mortified by the prospect of being found by the person
selfie incident?
Ok
Ozone, you pinned it right
I haven't watched the video yet and now I'm not sure I want to
I mean, do you blame him?
“Ay dawg can I get a sword?”
“Only a stone sword.”
*comically large stone sword*
The author of the joke is a comedic genius, its amazing how he diverts your expectations throughout it, normally you wouldn't expect a stone sword of such an incredible size, truly astonishing joke.
Timestamp?
@@hz-qy8mq
it's a reference
@@oddsdenver9673 ah, okay
only a spoonfull
Gotta love how Carson can't talk to people and is awkward around women, but serenades an OG youtuber with his own song moments after meeting him.
he's not even only awkward around women, he's awkward around everyone, it's great
yo check this out
It's the chaos factor
what is this .?
@@RunAwayNau dude do you no what this is
The way Altrive gets introduced in the video is just him saying "Let them free", this man is chaos incarnate
the second I read this he said it
He’s based
@@adamb.4404 Based on what?
@@yannyy5216 I mean it in a good way
@@Feixiiao lol same thing happened to me
I like how Jawsh reminds me of some NPC, always in one place, always working
@@dthbdbsfgh yet somehow they’re decked out.
what is that ??
@@dthbdbsfgh oh no
@@dthbdbsfgh dad?
I think you mean a woman
The way Carson just nonchalantly says "nigahiga" without fear is a power only gods have.
@@illdowhateveryouwant.thenp4865 same thing
@@illdowhateveryouwant.thenp4865 dope polygon reference in your username
I cringed 4 a sec, but nobody wanted to add on to that statement, so it wasn't bad. XD
Well it's the guy's name lol
The interaction with Kkatamina filled me with so much anxiety i don’t know why
It was... Just weird.
Was that katerino
It’s like when someone tells a joke you don’t understand but when you give a light laugh to not make it awkward they just keep ramping up the joke until you have to tell them you’re confused then they’re confused why you’re confused and try to explain the joke which might allow you to understand the joke but the joke kind-of doesn’t make sense anyway and it’s not funny anymore so you try to run away but they try to change the subject and it’s like can I just go please but you can’t say that because you’re too anxious
@@JaxMax no lol
I won't say she's crazy, but, its probably because she's crazy
carson saying "when's the party" and getting no response hits too close to home
Same
it’ll be all good though
Agreed
fuck, dude. i need some friends.
@@mazarine_44 nerd
Whenever they interact with people it feels like when you join a Gmod RP server and mess with people who take it seriously.
they dont really take it that seriously. hell, they nuked the server like a month ago just to start over. nothing really matters
Daniel bro shhh
Yes but nobody takes life less seriously then the lunch club
I agree, Josh Ua
i love how everyone in this server is either clinically insane, helpful, or just kinda there
So, everyone is just a person?
@@wafflemcmulligan9186
they’re all NPCs
"the bug is under cobblestone they placed it under cobble."
Carson: *proceeds to not check under the only cobblestone block there
Yo
@@lightningfun6486 You've ruined the post by commenting >:(
@@totallynotanerd9571 ?
@@totallynotanerd9571 what
he was checking under cobblestone, just not the right type of cobblestone
the “what is this item?” bit has the same energy as Eric Andre buying a sock at the Democratic National Convention
Do you maybe have a link for that ?
@@befer ua-cam.com/video/soDG0276JEs/v-deo.html starts at 0:25
without a doubt
that’s exactly what came to mind lmao
It has the energy of Eric Andre's bit where he goes "What is this?" at Lauren Conrad while holding up some kind of clamp
I like how joshes first reaction to a some walking into there base is “what do you want”.
He’s like a grouchy old man answering the door.
I FUCKING READ THIS AND IMMEDIATLEY AFTER HE SAID IT
Of course, he's the only one doing all the shit at the base.
Yeah!😂 And their not there
PTSD from SMP Live
I lost it when Jawsh said “Carson, I lost everything,” after he played Black Jack lmao
"It's all gone"
This feels, Alright.
alright indeed
Ok SalyCC
I am, stimulated.
Love at first fight
Yoo, what is this thing? Check It out
carson and sleepy communicating is something I did not expect
Something we needed though
I was thoroughly shocked.
Wait what do you mean by this did they have beef?
@@geraldlobster7695 they come from completely different communities and I guess you could say background.
@@geraldlobster7695 no sleep plays ow and carson is carson so its winds wild to see them talk to each other
Carson this is the most awkward you've ever been unironically.
perfection
Just wait for his among us video with Sykkuno, Corpse, Poki etc. Its even worse
@@olc7222 yeah can't fuckin wait for more among us that i've been seeing for the past season 25/8
@@knox1392 true, but he actually makes it funny. Also its proximity, so bits actually work
“I’m gonna hang glide out of this loser emporium”
Every interaction he had sounded like a Skyrim NPC giving him a sidequest.
What is this thing?
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@@KanadianKaiser yo what is that?
@@KanadianKaiser YOOOO what is that??
@@KanadianKaiser what is that tho?
@@KanadianKaiser YOOO wtf??? what is that???
“Chaos starts now”
I’m pretty sure this whole video has just been chaos incarnate.
I got two notifications a day ago, and I was up to 5 likes, I get one more notification and I’m at 438... that escalated quickly... Good to know over 400 people have thumbs which they can put up! Let’s give it up for the opposability squad!
jesus you made an entire movie what the heck
A Turtle approved Jesus's movie.
hello again
@@TurtleChad1 Turtle
yuh
Carson's not funny.i miss the old carson
Nearly 47 minutes of “how *not* to interact with any human being”
i didnt even know you could carry that long
to be fair i definitely would not have done any better
I dunno, it was Pretty Funny I Think.
Wait, this is not how you do it?
"Ludwig with the raid! Why???"
That interaction with Kkatamina was like encountering an SCP
and carson barely managed to escape xd
What if you
wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Yo, check this out”
Yo, what is that thing?
Yo what is that thing?
what is this
but god said
"can I take a selfie"
What is that thing?
“Yo what is this?”
-Carson 2020
What is this thing?
"Where's the bathroom i gotta shit"
-someone probably
What is this?
underrated comment
Anyone know what this is?
“Everyone on this server is so good at building... except ludwig”
YEP LUDWIG
Everyone: 'minding their own business'
Carson and Jawsh: yO wHaT iS tHiS?
yo what is this
yo what is this
wait... what is this??
@@Michael-et9sz Dude.. have you seen this? What is this?
@@charredskies what is that? what mod is that from?
35:33 that "Yes" made me laugh for 2 whole minutes
I don’t think josh knows how to handle new people
“This is pretty cool” -New York Times
Thats so true
Thanks OBAMA
Obama
Thank you Obama
Omg its the real oven roasted chicken
8:00 the noise the funny machine makes when grandma gets sleepy
pepeOld WTF
“When COVID is over, I’m going to do a month in LA...”
Pain
actual, pure pain.
If only
nothing less than absolute pain
:,(
"Yeah, Josh is my collateral."
A video in which Carson almost sells his friend into slavery
Don't worry, his friend put him down as collateral too, so they'd be sold into slavery together like good friends
Imagine not including the "me when i'm listening to daft punk" bit in the video.............................
What a letdown.
Now i wanna see it
Carson and Daft Punk? Now I really want to see that
Carson anytime someone confronts carson with anything: pulls out the invalid item asking "what is this thing"
hey, what is this thing?
This man was a big part of me growing up it really hurts to see him gone
im scared he might have killed himself
@@spicynapkin9346 me too. I hope he’s ok
Growing up? He's only been around for like 2-3 years
That explains terra *kid* then
@@spicynapkin9346 pain
"My friend is dead"
Already opening up with a bit of a banger, nice.
This whole thing felt like a fever dream.
i want more fever dreams
Dream
@@ky9660 Dream
@@mihailmilev9909 Dream
@@tang1y Dream
"I'm going to hang glide out of this loser emporium"
I get that reference
Im sad so many people dont know
@@thepapavulture8322 well tell me so I can find out
@@7OwlsWithALaptop its from video game high school lmao
@@nitreaux3011 holy shit I haven’t heard that name in years
@@nitreaux3011 shit now I have to rewatch the whole series again lol
35:16 thanks for the shout out bro. Really appreciate ya.
32:45 , carson tries to learn the woman.
this is the only hearted comment ive seen and it only has 30 likes, this truly shows how peculiar carson's humor is.
This broke me for a good minute
I loved how he learned nothing new from it
impossible
@@huggleston6936 I appreciate this comment and this reply so much now
This is missing the best part, jawsh stole ash's lotto card and everyone in chat thought ash was 12 so jawsh was satan.
Yeah shes not 12 shes british
@@hiddensinix2767 that is such a funny comment
@@androocomo1859 Is this sarcastic?
@@thatoneguyzen8726 I couldnt tell either
@@thatoneguyzen8726 I said it out loud and burst out laughing
"I'm gonna hanglide outta this loser emporium." Don't think you can sneak that Video Game High School line past me bucko I'll tell you what
The law
The law
IM REWATCHING VGHS LOL
@@owenleung4839 The law
The law
The fact that this is probably Carson's last video with Jawsh just hurts me on a spiritual level...
“Hey can i see that real quick?”
*WHAT IS THIS????*
What is this
what is this item?!
"Is the twilight forest on this server?"
Isn't that the biome that just lags the server when it loads and ends up crashing everyone or something?
Its the frogs makin the server lags and crash. So Abe disabled frogs then its all fine
@@rylaicrestfallen5230 damn frogs
@@Orbitz2x taken out of context this can be really racist
@@yahirdoesbadvids how tf are frogs racist??? am I missing something
@@equaius893 frog or frogy (froggie) was, or is, a slur used against French people
“My friend is dead” he says while laughing
And you look like a dead man
Sorry
i love your pfp don't listen to walter 🙏
@@trashcan4082 bro its juice box
@hosct why does your profile picture have a skull on it and a big word saying "lmao imagine death" above it
Carson: “i dont know why all of my interactions with people have been so weird and awkward”
also carson: *”i’m above you. i’m above you.”* (36:20)
there should be a written legend about "The Selfie Serial Killer" in the official CallMeCarson extended universe
callmecarson creepypasta
The CMCCU if you will
"she didn't make it easy" is a *bit* of an understatement...
I got the creepiest of vibes from her ngl
This tragedy could've been avoided if Carson won Black Jack
Who is Jack Black?
Who is Jack Black?
Who is Jack Black?
Who is Jack Black?
Who is Jack Black?
i actually love the awkward way that carson interacts with people. its so awkward and as a person with social anxiety, i can relate to it so hard. its awesome
Hang Glider: *Booooooooooooop*
Carson: _The funny has been located._
*funny spotted*
Its just the onboard computer beeping to let you know your airspeed is too low
the interaction was made 20 times terrifying with the edits
There are things going on in this server that I don’t understand.
okay, you have like 6 monkies and they go wild go ham, that's sector 6, sector 7 however has like these 5 kids who are learning how to eat dimensions mechanically, however they're not doing the best. after that, you have like sector -68 and they like cash and drama and content, you probably know who that includes, lincoln and his gang. ifnally, you have fundy
@@CowChuckin Am I having a stroke? Are _you_ having a stroke? Who's having a stroke here?
can i get a selfie
Dw, this video is like 15 hours of livestreams compiled into 46 minutes, I would be confused if I didn’t watch it lol
"I don't know how to read these"
"Well these are letters and these are numbers."
What is the most annoying sound in the game?
*Jschlatt is typing...*
Stal
stal
This was comedy gold, Love how carson turns social awkwardness into a strength(?) and humor lol!
And I said “What’s the deal with Airline Food”
But like, what's the deal with it?
Yeah, WHAT'S THA F*CK-ING DEAL !?!?
WHATS THE DEAL, DAMNIT!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL, HUH!!!??!?!
TELL ME THE FUCKING DEAL I NEED TO KNOW. IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THE ANSWER EVER SINCE I HEARD ABOUT AIRLINE FOOD I JUST NEED TO KNOW PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE *FOR GODS SAKE JUST TELL ME.*
He never got that vacation in LA huh?
Pain
well, covid isnt over yet
“What is this thing?”
God when he made Carson
You really need to keep making these, this is phenomenal content.
19:40 I never thought I'd see Carson and Sleepy anywhere near each other
I love both of them and I was very happy too
Never expected sleepy to show off his pogchamp sword.
I have no idea who sleep is
@Deadpoppin yeah
I think sleepy sucks
It's videos like this that make me miss the old Carson era. He just vibed so well with his old crew, especially Jawsh. At least we'll have these videos for the memories.
"handglide out of this loser emporium" Still on the VGHS memes are we hahaha, love it.
When Jawsh dies at the very beginning, you know it's going to be a cinematic masterpiece
"Bruh momentum"
the server in a shellnut
I love the phrase bruh momentum
so true!
@@bit_crushed bruh is too fast
MMMM
Bruh movement
Ted replying "Ted nivison?" with "It is I" is such a fucking power play and the most Ted thing Ted could have done
"What is this thing?"
- Carson, and Jawsh
Yup, we all watched the video too
A quote to charish
@@Retro_Static And we all know that the comment was made to farm likes lol
What is this thing?
@@yeetboy9103
Finally, someone who understands
"They call me doctor cheese"
-Altrive 2020
Im cheesed to meet him.
good morning how are you, im doctor cheese, im interested in things
If Carson ever says a pick up line, it better be either
"They call me Carson"
Or
"They call me King, Carson King"
Do you know what a pickup line is
HE SAID THE NAME
Or “what is this?”
"As I was saying..."
OR, “What’s the deal with aiRLiNe food...”
*7:57*
Today's humor is so broken that sine waves in hang gliders are funny.
Which is a good thing
More laughter
7:38 at this exact moment i got a notification saying "take action you're computer is in danger"
bro I love sleepy. His humor fits so well with carson's
Yes! Sleepy is the best and I'm so happy hes playing on this server
Person having a conversation: hello Jawsh: what do you want-_-
"we don't bite!"
one of the first people he saw: "can I have a selfie?"
Edit: I don't remember commenting this, and why did so many people like it
with his grave mind you
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What is this?
@@Karma-ji6ud yo what is that
@@Karma-ji6ud dude wtf is that
@@Karma-ji6ud yoooo what is that item dude
"I'll ask her for a selfie" *the girl disappears* wow reverse psychology
"Are you not going to help?"
Carson: *hang glider noises intensifies*
The editing in this has be dead 😂
Bro that wasnt editing, that was a live feed
I watched these streams, they were really chill hope he plays more on FTB. He said he wouldn't make a video cuz nothing funny happened, proved wrong i guess.
I think we was being sarcastic lol
@@RBondZ007 With carson, you never know
@@flvx4693 yeah you never know.
I am actually blown away. Dude how did Carson end up being the only normal person in this server. IT WAS SO HILARIOUSLY AWKWARD
Right?! Carson and Jawsh are the only normal people in this vid and it’s insane
2:29 they covered themselves in oil
That intro was beautiful. Truly powerful, a masterpiece in my eyes.
the best thing about the intro is that it uses the invalid item
Hollow
Offline tv the movie..... Carson is also there
In your very hollow eyes...
Hollow
the "What is this?" had the same feeling has "Dude, what's wrong with airline food?" and I love It
Would really like if there were more videos on this server, LOL
He's like an expanding brick wall in the middle of the highway, someone tries to passes it, it expands
Tell ottomated that he should make a turtle that just constantly makes block breaking noises
Underrated comment
EVIL. AS. FUCK!
"I'm scared of you guys... INTIMIDATING"
Guys I think he's talking about girls in general...
God: “how awkward do you want this to be”
Carson: *Y E S*
It's crazy to see how well he got on with literally everybody on UA-cam old and new it's so sad how everyone just dumped him with no return
Oh no CallmeCarsonLIVE actually has a nice intro so i think this is the new main boys
New main? Like channel?
@@twisteddemon1266 bruh
@@twisteddemon1266 *E L B R U H D E L A M O M E N T O*
It pretty much has been for a while.
if somebody greeted me with "im cheesed to meet you" i would be absolutely delighted
I’m cheesed to meet you
I’m cheesed to meet you
I'm cheesed to meet you
I'm cheesed to meet you
Have a gouda day!
I'm cheesed to meet you
This was too much Carson for one sitting, had to take a break after how consistently awkward he was for 45 minutes straight. I can’t tell if it’s a bit or anything anymore. I’m going to go outside now. In other words, great work Carson!
"What do you think a selfie is?"
Immediately after bugging him on being in a "selfie" together, showing she has no grasp on the concept herself
Wow, the editing on this one is almost movie production quality wtf
It's just long
It's just long
Its just long unlike your slong
It's just long
You're talking about the first 30 seconds. The rest a baby could edit with Microsoft paint.
29:34 bottom screen is true comedy
You know it's bad when Carson gets weirded out. That selfie bit was horrifying lmao
the only problems i can think of now are his wellbeing, relationship with lunch club and other creators and how he'll come back from this.
he won't bro, the first girl that was the 19 and 17 relationship isnt the only one.
everybody has left him, he wont ever have a good comeback if he ever makes one..
He won’t come back from this, or at least not on the internet.
The dude fucked up really badly, he now needs to face his consequences and build his life in the real world, outside of his UA-cam career.
His reputation online is pretty much 6 feet below.
it would help if you didn't go back to the "good memory" videos and flood them with the drama and shit
I so wish he could just make a good sincere apology video admit what he did was wrong, and move on with his life online
I feel like Carson’s really finding his footing with his content
Edit: This really did not age well (wish you well carson)
Is it a good thing? Is it a bad thing? WHO CARES!? As long as my brain gets dopamine I’m fine
@@krustykrabpizza5630 ah yes NEW STIMULI
who tf cares
Green
@@prod.immortalized i sure don’t
Sleepy and Carson was the interaction i didnt know i needed this year
watching sleepy’s stream and seeing him interact with carson was so funny, not knowing sleepy’s mic was absolute SHIT on Carson’s side 🧍♀️
2:29 she covered her self in oil
step 5 oil
Step 6 rain
Carson: The socially awkward new kid in the school
Jawsh: The new kid’s childhood friend who’s also socially awkward but doesn’t care
Ludwig: The class president
Altrive: The weird jokester who quickly fits in with the new kid and his childhood friend’s vibe
Chocobars: The really nice and bubbly next-door girl who quickly accepts the new kid
Kkatamina: The psychotic quiet girl
Ash: The nerd
Ryan Higa: The cool popular kid that everyone admires
Ottomated & Sleepy: The pranksters
Teanakitten: The other socially awkward girl who has a small crush on the new kid
Baboabe: The only sane person in the class
This is honestly one of the most enjoyable vids on ur channel :)
this is one of the most enjoyable vids
no