Gmod Scary Map (Not Really) Moments - Follow the Cocktus! (Garry's Mod Funny Moments)
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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14:09, I love how nogla came flying at the screen like a jumpscare but it was the saddest excuse for a jumpscare
I wouldn't say the saddest
Re-watching this in 2021 is hilarious🤣
Relatable
Exactly ⌒ ‿ ⌒
I know lol
Fr
Correct
Nogla was born angry, I love it haha
Hey sheepy!!! I see you around a lot. love your videos :)
He wasn't born angry, He was born Irish.
King melon true DAT proud to be Irish haaha
John Quinn im IRISH
bobby Epic Irish swagger!!
14:47 that noise he made 😂
uuuhf
hufffff.....
Wha-
😂😂😂
sound of despair
nogla's English cracks me up
Marubis Speed Arts
Eggselnt idea...
I'll come to
Sooooo
Zooidberg on toast or somthing
nice one heh.
Marubis Speed Arts please yes leave
engrish iz mi favourit sudjet
Omega_ DOGE_REX it is cause he is actually irish
5:00 aaa tarmen
TARMAN
LOL 😂👌
AHHHH TARMAN
TARMEN
ALPHA chef oh tarman
LOL
Sometimes I feel bad for Nogla... Everyone picks on him...
But it's hilarious... :3 X3
I know. He the one who always die. Lol
You enjoy mental pain and love to be the failure? Lol, that has to have a namr
Cool
Possible, probably
I agree XD
8:20 im crying!
WOAH WOAH
*ØH MÝ ĢÕĐ!!!!*
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 8:19
6:40 when your brain is moving too fast to process words right. lol
😂😂😂
M
Lol
#Cocktus
NVM
7:37 his reaction when he died made me laugh 😂
8:19 woah, WOAH, OHH MYY GAAAWD
macetotheface2 lol
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol lol lol
8:19
10:34
macetotheface2 s
14:48 the sound of a lonely broken heart
From 11:20 -12:20 I've NEVER laughed THAT hard at one of these video's. I was losing my shit
13:59 gawd that is hilarious.
Nogla bring all the joy with his deaths
Protect the cocktus
dickcus
very cool
protect the COCKtus 🌵🔫
Just no no
Ah
6:40 I almost died of laughter no joke
"SPEAK FUCKIN ENGLISH!"
Hahahahah I love that part
*SPEAK ENGLISH!!*
8:20 got me dying 😂😂😂
*SPENGLISH*
2:54 Nogla: "He's moving on his own. He's trynna take the coctus!" Lol xD
Vanoss is either dead or his next video is going to be great!
Moustache_Man360 I hopep he's not dead...
guys, I just found out that he's at PAX which is a gaming convention center. so no need to worry!
Peter Griffin alright thanks peter
He's at pax east U idiot
He is waiting for hrs 5 heist
14:36 that transition though
9:19 "help me help me!" seconds later the kill feed lights up. so funny.
15:05 died laughing 😂
Re-watching in 2018. It's still hilarious 😂
2019
2019
Maria Santos this made me. Squinch my butthole
2078
@@ShrimpBleh 2036
4:59 arrrgh Tar Man!!! 😂😂😂
moldy poop9
XD i love that part too
It's Tarmander
1:17 when she tells you she’s pregnant
15:17 i died
6:39 I want to learn that language
0:41 such a epic choir
4:59 😨
I wonder what kind of music that would be
we still don't know what Choir music was used by vanoss in this video
Hilarious!
I'm a fan of you 😄
i love your videos ded but you're kinda promoting everywhere on youtube
5:29 milk
I loved the troll were the races kid hated mexicans even do he is one.
fucking tarman from "return of the living dead"! XD
13:54 had me dying lmao
5 years now, still funny, the mystery of choir song still holds strong. XD
what is the song anyways?
Vanoss is now using the GTA V model of him...
Awesome!
Hooray!
Wynaut Zoidberg?
Yes so much better
Yeah only noticed at the end
Ikr
8:19 I almost died laughing there
5 years and this is still amazing
4:45 Vanoss Savage moment
Roses are red
Violets are red
oh shit my garden is burning.
Poop.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm a cow.
Moo moo moo.
FIRE IS ORANGE 😡
Jayla Browne Fire can be red. It can also be green.
[insert generic name here]
Roses are red
This part is True
Violets are purple
Not fucking blue
Jesus can walk on water
Cucumbers are 98% water
If I walk on Cucumbers
I'm 98% Jesus
How fucking original -_-
Jesus can walk on water
Babies are 87% water
If I walk on babies
I'm 100% arrested.
Brandon Lubojacky once again how original
Jesus is human
I'm human
Human=Human so ( Jesus = Human = Me )
... i'm Jesus
I am 98% Jesus?? ILUMINATI CONFIRMED ISREAL 69 UHHH
5 years ago it's still so hilarious 😂
I guess you could say Terroriser is...The *Tar*minator.
(Puts on sunglasses) *YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH*
No... just no....
-Insert CSI Miami Theme-
0:13 It's mine
🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵
R.I.P
fucku
🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵
R.I.P. Cocktus🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🎄🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵
ILUKEERVATLO
this one of my first vids i watched by vanoss and i remember giggling hysterically for hours and repeating it on the tv to make my parents watch, still love them to this day
0:43 that music
I Want To Know The Name Of It
me two
Has anyone found the song name
Song?
ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html. Found it.
11:19 Laughing... Can't breathe... Send help!
u updated noting
Michael Wolfe bring amberlamps
Michael Wolfe :?
Michael Wolfe 2018:still hasn't updated
CALL 911 NOW
did anyone else see the headcrab in the window at 12:38
Yah me
+سعود العجمي انت عربي
+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام
+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام
+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام
5:15 I like the way vanoss says “spider” 😂
8:19 I laugh everytime xd
14:10
Jesus can walk on water
Babies are 89% Water
I can walk on babies,
I am......
In jail
Hah
.
A muffin h4O2 would be 400% water
Cph4 is 93% water fish are 93% water i eat fish therefore I am Cph4 babies have Cph4 I am a baby so therefore I...
Have no fucking idea what talking about
Chris R
11:48 im dying lol 😂😂😂
Gearbox20k920
Jason Sherman
Gearbox20k920 is fun
Lol cooktus
“That’s a health pac calm your sheet”
Calm your sheet!😄🤣
Tar man
16:09 lol
1:17 - 1:19 best 2 seconds of my life 😂
3 secs.
I s2g it's just 2 seconds. Not rekt m8. I know my math.
YES
😄😃😂😁😀😊☺😅😆😇😈😉😯😐😢😴😡😬😠😕😑😩😣😤😥😦😧😨
Lol
12:00 shipment spawn trapping
Cucumber are 100% water
Jesus is 95% water
I can walk on Jesus
Im a cucumber
Fail.
Actually cucumbers are 95% water, and jesus was approximately 65-75% water
You need to go to school
No
If cucumbers are 100% water, wouldn't they just be water?
Best group to be with a squid,the Mario brothers,A pig and Arnold swatsnegah
Yeah but vanoss is not luigi any more :/ he is He's GTA guy with the owl mask
8 Years ..
And its still the greatest video i watch as achild, plus the scariest video.m
14:10 that corps lunch and that laugh
Checking youtube every hour for a new vid :(
Wait, wasn't Pax east in February?
Nope it was this weekend
Vanoss is at pax east but he'll be home soon he was there on the weekend
He's at PAX east.
Zombiekillerss10fromps3 Oh that's why XD
remember that time vanoss made
videos
Yeah it was so long
Hes in paxx relax
When was that
Yeah me neither
Nope. It's been so long. (Like if you know the reference)
11:26 Mario: I agree.
I rewatched this countless times and still find it funny
12:11 HEY! There just giving it a nice red coat!
Dis is so Mejestic 1:05
Karen Daniels song ?
Song name?
2019 still funny 😂😂
2020 still funny 😂😂
@@newbedspread2494 2022 still funny 😂😂
4:59 ARGH TARMAN
It's Tarmander
The tarmanator
TheBigMan87 1111 ii
No its tarmander
12:13 Nogales got triggered. Lol
XD
Adam W Nogales??
Adam W ：
Like the city?
Genesis-_Shock yes the whole city got triggered
20 MINUTES WITH VANOSS! AW YA!
no
Sebastian Serban no what
cocktus
dat cocktus do
its not 20 minutes its 19 minutes
6:30 One of my favorite moments of these guys ever
1:05 so majestic
Anyone know the name of that song?
14:30 i love his reaction
This is one of the funniest videos of all time and it literally never gets old
at 11:53 terroriser is just taking pics on the left
like the cocktus 🌵
Cocktas
1:17 and 5:58 are one of my favorites 😂
Did somebody say cockatus?
lol
Gabriel Leonardo 0
Gold McFlame no its like all cockti are.
Gabriel Leonardo no its coctus
Gabriel Leonardo no.........coctus
6:40 oh hey da ting on da ting issjdndbf
2023 and this is so fun to watch still
CAN SOME PLEASE TELL ME THE ADDON USED FOR FLOPPING AROUND AT THE BEGINNING???!!!!???!!! lol
U gonna do just gold? :-D
Omg hi :3 ilysm and your vids especially the surviv the night :3
Either Ragmorph or just a command.
What they did is this command in the developers console
Bind kill
Slow motion you can just find the addon on workshop. There are multiple addons for slow motion.
ENCHANTED!!! thank you sooo much for the fnaf 2 mandopony survive the night anima!!!
Lil lil lil lil lil can
One of my favorites to this day 1 pm 10/25/2023
I died of laughter when they started blasting Nogla!!
cocktus is love cocktus is life
12:45 the way he said cocktus
9 years now. Damn thing is still funny and nobody has figured out the choir song so far, as far as I can tell at least. XD
9:02 Nogla: I'm hurtin' I'm hurtin' xD
The plot thickens.....
*BANG*
UGU Zach how
Lord of Vampires and so does the coctus
Vault boy 😀
The plot *THICCENS*
Bro seeing these vids again makes me sad and have the best day ever
0:11 its mine! x'D
No it's mine
No this is Patrick!
KawaiiFussel~ no this is sparta!!
No, this is batman!
NO! this is deadpool!
5:29 *OOOAH!*
*Hyperventilation*
*Hyperventilation*
*Asthma Attack*
ISI
ISIZIDABOTOMOFCHDA
*Inhale*
HHHOOOOOO
6:40 pls translate Noglanese
The language can also be called ReTARdation
Oh oh hey! Guys guys guys o-open-o-openadingletingdatwas...
Re-watching the vid in 2021 is still hilarious.
7 years later and killing nogla over and over again is still funny
rE-wAtChiNg iN 2021 aNd iTS StILl FunNy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm sorry
12:38 some zombie at the door wanted to be part of the fun
Watching this in 2017🎉
Yep ^.^
I'm watching it in year one.
2017
McKenzie McClain I'm watching this in 999999999999999999999 (
McKenzie McClain Me too
9:54 😂😂😂😂😂😂
FluZaM 9:53
14:57 *REJECTED*
Jesus could walk on the ground,
The ground is 100% solid,
I can walk on the ground,
I'm 100% Jesus.
...
Jesus can walk on babies
Babies are 100% fleshy
I can walk on babies
Therefore im 100% in jail
pause at 13:08 :)
R,I,P Vanoss
WTF😂😂
***** What is PAX
Jessica Roberto Poop Ariel xenomorph. :)
I'm 10, make more sense plz
Jessica Roberto A gaming convention
Like for mad Nogla.
Hi ej
oh fer fork sek