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  • Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 251

  • @DOUBLEYOUZZZ
    @DOUBLEYOUZZZ 18 днів тому +131

    Meg said Tahir was left heavy!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @gabrielscruggs2296
    @gabrielscruggs2296 18 днів тому +168

    Tahir be attempting self harm every time he have a all ladies line up 😂 they not showing a freckle of mercy

    • @andrex8003
      @andrex8003 18 днів тому +17

      now why you...ok 😂😂

    • @espie2784
      @espie2784 18 днів тому +4

      This one got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @drebone1986
      @drebone1986 18 днів тому +1

      💀💀💀

    • @KrysInColor
      @KrysInColor 18 днів тому +9

      “A freckle of mercy” is wild. I’m imagining one teardrop shaped freckle under his eyes 😂😂

    • @adielwilson8749
      @adielwilson8749 18 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PlantPusher
    @PlantPusher 18 днів тому +91

    “Your body got skinny, but your tongue still fat!” MEG!! Meg’s a killa. 😂😂😂

    • @Deepbarns
      @Deepbarns 18 днів тому +10

      Then came back with more like “Ozempic gon shrink yo gums”😂😂😂

    • @TheMurricane66
      @TheMurricane66 18 днів тому +6

      In Tahir's defense, he did say fuselage...I'm not sure what Meg thought he said...

    • @PlantPusher
      @PlantPusher 18 днів тому +4

      @@TheMurricane66 Meg just be on one sometimes 😂 savage!

  • @KingKuma909
    @KingKuma909 18 днів тому +104

    Courtney, Roxxy, Meg, and Lou Lou? Tahir you set yourself up this Monday 😂

    • @kennyh6506
      @kennyh6506 18 днів тому +2

      lol him should have add Keysha E into the mix.

  • @keepupwiththejones1759
    @keepupwiththejones1759 18 днів тому +58

    11:20 Meg couldn't wait to snitch on Tahir just like a Lil sister 😂😂😂😂

  • @chelsealove8452
    @chelsealove8452 18 днів тому +64

    I love Roxy’s “right after this” 😂

  • @markevans215
    @markevans215 18 днів тому +25

    Top 20 funny episodes ever. AND with an all woman cast. 🔥🏆🔥🏆

  • @Glitter.Is.Meta87
    @Glitter.Is.Meta87 18 днів тому +24

    Meg came in from cook city! 😂 Tahir had no chance lol😂

  • @A.Simone
    @A.Simone 18 днів тому +21

    Yo when Tahir said "fuschia lodge" and the way they reacted I'm crying 😂😂

  • @anthonysedwick7154
    @anthonysedwick7154 18 днів тому +14

    Reverse pangea with the freckles...that's wild😂😂😂😂

  • @ElephantChatting
    @ElephantChatting 18 днів тому +21

    46:12 “You wanna die like this or like that? Wassup with you?!?!” 🤣🤣

  • @Testtesttest777
    @Testtesttest777 18 днів тому +17

    Big Back Reviews: The Tahir Moore Story. Foreword by Kevin Fredricks 😂

  • @bptboy2
    @bptboy2 18 днів тому +77

    Tahir talking with his after midnight voice....Real beige activity

  • @crazycrazy8
    @crazycrazy8 14 днів тому +2

    This is the fastest ive rewatched an episode. these first 15 minutes are COMEDY GOLD !!

  • @shequitathompson691
    @shequitathompson691 18 днів тому +16

    55:28 The tornado would need another tornado to pick him up🤯😂😂

  • @RayDickulousness
    @RayDickulousness 18 днів тому +19

    Ayyoooo these women are LIGHTING Tahir’s ass up ! ⏸️ 🤣😂🤣

  • @liljune38
    @liljune38 18 днів тому +18

    Meg said that Tahir was slimming down to become one giant freckle...

  • @darrendavis316
    @darrendavis316 18 днів тому +15

    Roxxy saying, “Right after this” when Tahir says it pops me every single time! 12:33

  • @jasonedwards2606
    @jasonedwards2606 18 днів тому +8

    “Do for me” is crazy 😂😂😂

  • @happy_2b_nappy
    @happy_2b_nappy 18 днів тому +17

    Meg is a menace with lou lou’s Panamanian parents accents 😂

  • @drebone1986
    @drebone1986 18 днів тому +13

    19:16 Fight back Tahir, fight back 😂😂😂

  • @dakotalove8015
    @dakotalove8015 18 днів тому +12

    Naw the ladies got it lmaooo the way they got on tahir I am in TEARS!!!😭😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @artmieseelizabeth8074
    @artmieseelizabeth8074 18 днів тому +14

    The way they roasting Tahir is diabolical lmao

  • @dandansama7506
    @dandansama7506 18 днів тому +23

    The tornado 🌪 needs another tornado 🌪 😅😂😂

  • @EH-dn6dr
    @EH-dn6dr 18 днів тому +9

    “Left heavy” is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IAmSyeK
    @IAmSyeK 18 днів тому +10

    Tahir didn’t learn from the last time he got jumped by all ladies 😂

  • @tananoe1556
    @tananoe1556 18 днів тому +17

    This episode is sponsored by Sesame Seeds 😂
    Meg coming in hot

  • @bryonmosley395
    @bryonmosley395 18 днів тому +7

    Ozempic for the tonge is crazy!

    • @wakawaka-e1w
      @wakawaka-e1w 17 днів тому

      spelling is hard for you!!!😂

  • @xXSonTJXx
    @xXSonTJXx 18 днів тому +14

    3:21 BIG BACK REVIEWS?! 😂🤣

  • @jimelwilliams7523
    @jimelwilliams7523 18 днів тому +25

    0:52 Courtney drinking pickle juice straight out the jar 😂 Happy BDay!!

  • @howardholla
    @howardholla 18 днів тому +7

    Darkskin Tahir 😂😂😂 the ladies cooked him this episode 😂😂😂

  • @s8450631
    @s8450631 18 днів тому +9

    Marilyn Egg roll 😂😂😂

    • @s8450631
      @s8450631 18 днів тому +2

      Roxy late because she has to push her car to the house… hilarious.

  • @angelh6345
    @angelh6345 18 днів тому +8

    Lou lou seasoning her food with timberland essence? 😂😂💀💀 23:40

  • @silk12666
    @silk12666 18 днів тому +3

    Why didn’t you put ozempic on your tongue deadass put me in tears 😂. Meg done ruined my mascara!! LOL

  • @hvywrld
    @hvywrld 18 днів тому +11

    This episode should’ve started with… “COMING!!!!! allthewayfromfreckleville USA”😂😂

    • @penance9390
      @penance9390 18 днів тому +1

      This is one of the funniest and most niche comments I've ever seen 😂😂

  • @astrideadrien2816
    @astrideadrien2816 18 днів тому +8

    Dark side of ozimpic 😭😭😭

  • @AlexWoodard-n3f
    @AlexWoodard-n3f 18 днів тому +6

    Tahir getting pieced up today 😂😂😂 When they called him a Great White Shark I was thinking yeah he does look like one of the Street Sharks 😂😂😂

  • @rahmellcaldwell4159
    @rahmellcaldwell4159 17 днів тому +2

    Tahir was dressed like a Dominican Hitman working for a Drug Kingpin 😂😂😂😂

  • @adielwilson8749
    @adielwilson8749 18 днів тому +6

    Meg: I hope the shark is Christian.
    Shark: Thank you Lord for the dinner you have presented on this plate before men. Amen.

  • @justdebs365
    @justdebs365 18 днів тому +5

    Roxxy wanting to know if Tahir is ok because of these topics 😂
    She had some concerns 🤣🤣

  • @HyyHarston
    @HyyHarston 18 днів тому +9

    Roxxy gonna be the first person ever arrested after being saved cuz she wanna pickpocket😂. They’ll understand you ate them but not stealing their wallet😂😂

  • @CVW05
    @CVW05 17 днів тому +2

    It took me about 10 seconds to realize what Meg meant when she said her face would hit the ground before her breast! That's f'king hilarious!

  • @gardner855
    @gardner855 17 днів тому +2

    Tahir should have told LouLou. “ she would use her “Butters” to flavor the pilot lol 😂 she WILDIN! No Cap!

  • @Keyiondre
    @Keyiondre 18 днів тому +2

    This might be my best show literally these jokes are top notch

  • @KobraDaWolf
    @KobraDaWolf 18 днів тому +7

    18:10 Tahir, GET UUUUUPPPP!!! 😭

  • @b_t_b_h_
    @b_t_b_h_ 18 днів тому +7

    Fight back Tahir!!! Fight back!

  • @fantomefemme
    @fantomefemme 13 днів тому +1

    “You gotta get shoes before ozempic and after ozempic” 😭😭😭😭

  • @egadvideo
    @egadvideo 5 днів тому +1

    @00:41 I mentally heard 'aight Bet '.....lol

  • @RICHARDBROWN-hs1bi
    @RICHARDBROWN-hs1bi 18 днів тому +25

    Roxy always come on the show with a mouth full of food trying to talk.

  • @therioncoston7424
    @therioncoston7424 17 днів тому +1

    Bruh I almost bout died. I was mid swallow when Tahir said Roxxy was pushing her car😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daviafenty3990
    @daviafenty3990 18 днів тому +4

    The ladies were not playing with Tahir at alllll😂😂😂😂

  • @angelh6345
    @angelh6345 18 днів тому +4

    Happy birthday Courtney 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @drebone1986
    @drebone1986 18 днів тому +3

    40:46 LouLou I found the loophole, become a LouLou impersonator in your new life and you still keep the blessings/memories from the late great LouLou alive 😂

  • @Badhigh22
    @Badhigh22 18 днів тому +4

    Tahir set himself up with all these female guests!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Antwane92
    @Antwane92 18 днів тому +5

    Tahir gotta start fighting back GODDAMN 😂😂😂

  • @foxcero3079
    @foxcero3079 18 днів тому +3

    Do NOT go to an overpass when there’s a tornado. It will become a wind tunnel.

  • @jimelwilliams7523
    @jimelwilliams7523 18 днів тому +9

    Roxie!! 😍😍

  • @DkimDatDude
    @DkimDatDude 14 днів тому +1

    Tahir just needs to Homer Simpson into the bush....🤣

  • @BWen3
    @BWen3 18 днів тому +3

    Another tornado is the funniest shit Lou has ever said on here 😂😂

    • @wakawaka-e1w
      @wakawaka-e1w 17 днів тому +1

      and when she said he looked like a bald headed golden retriever in his throwback pic

  • @jarelington
    @jarelington 18 днів тому +3

    Said Tahir ate the shoe laces like spaghetti noodles? 😂🤣

  • @OG_GREGBELL
    @OG_GREGBELL 18 днів тому +7

    Tahir is the guardian of the glizzys

  • @KJMobby
    @KJMobby 18 днів тому +4

    They should do an all womans squad cast with tahir once a month cuz they're hilarious 🤣

    • @ElRafa515
      @ElRafa515 13 днів тому +1

      There's a period joke in there somewhere.

  • @Stoneyy_YKZ
    @Stoneyy_YKZ 18 днів тому +8

    Right on time ! Finna wake and bake 🫡

  • @krystalgreenkg
    @krystalgreenkg 18 днів тому +3

    This pod was hilariously entertaining. Women are the best guests and a panel full?? Lawd have mercy..❤❤🎉

  • @Coach_Hoodie_d_2007
    @Coach_Hoodie_d_2007 18 днів тому +4

    Gang Gang #SquADD Happy belated bday Court!!!! 💪🏾🎬🥃

  • @Joobkl
    @Joobkl 17 днів тому +2

    Marilyn Eggroll is crazy

  • @sant4992
    @sant4992 18 днів тому +2

    They came in with smoke for Tahir, fight back goddamn it they jumping him

  • @killa9cam
    @killa9cam 18 днів тому +2

    Left heavy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eriqtrillyfpi
    @eriqtrillyfpi 18 днів тому +2

    This was a rough episode for Tahir 😂

  • @AneishaH
    @AneishaH 16 днів тому +1

    meg is BEAUTIFUL omg i was stunned

  • @JamesBond-mc2mx
    @JamesBond-mc2mx 17 днів тому

    Yo this was the funniest first 20 minutes of these in a long time!😂😂😂 Big Back Review? Lou Lou on Tahirs phone??? Baha those had me for a minute

  • @Cheap_suits
    @Cheap_suits 18 днів тому +1

    Right aft.... RIGHT AFTER THIS !!!😂

  • @you_can_call_me_T
    @you_can_call_me_T 18 днів тому +2

    Omg whenever Tahir is the only guy, they cook the shit out of that man 😂😂😂

  • @leannalee-lee8293
    @leannalee-lee8293 18 днів тому +2

    Win the Lottery and Disappear 😂 I’m out

  • @Steffanesworld
    @Steffanesworld 18 днів тому +1

    51:00 LouLou be having STORIES 😅😬i agree with Roxxy. "That's something we should talk about."

  • @melissa8580
    @melissa8580 16 днів тому

    54:57 let us not forget that Tahir was able to run away from LouLou when he pranked her. Tahir is FAST!!!

  • @NikoJones-b3q
    @NikoJones-b3q 18 днів тому +2

    Why was the verbal assault worse w/ all the women than when it’s the usual cast 😂 #Diabolical

  • @LamarKing215
    @LamarKing215 18 днів тому +1

    It’s cool Tahir,I’m left heavy too

  • @angelh6345
    @angelh6345 18 днів тому +1

    I love this fkn show
    I hope it goes on forever ❤❤

  • @productbeat9823
    @productbeat9823 18 днів тому +2

    Lou lou 😂 not Big Back Reviews 😂 put that on a T shirt lou lou 😂

  • @stillirise4401
    @stillirise4401 18 днів тому +1

    I look forward to Roxy saying “right after this!” 😂

  • @angelh6345
    @angelh6345 18 днів тому +2

    All the baddies look so beautiful
    Even man baddie tahir
    That smile was smiling i love to see it ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @SIMONE_F
    @SIMONE_F 18 днів тому

    "So we just gone be running!!?" Roxxy reaction to the tornado question 💀😂

  • @Jaqueta84
    @Jaqueta84 18 днів тому +2

    They were lighting Tahir's ass UP 😂

  • @coldwntr
    @coldwntr 16 днів тому

    Tahir is a extra spotted whale shark?.. I thought he would just find a family of manatees and live his best life.😂😂😂

  • @nattyshreddz7933
    @nattyshreddz7933 17 днів тому +1

    Big back reviews 😂😂😂

  • @breakthroughsounds6863
    @breakthroughsounds6863 17 днів тому +2

    Meg always looking tasty with the glasses.

  • @neroclaudious6396
    @neroclaudious6396 18 днів тому

    Watching this before class !!!

  • @coolin4now
    @coolin4now 18 днів тому +1

    It's Tahir almost landing fuselage but tripping all over salvage.

  • @pbbnyc
    @pbbnyc 18 днів тому +1

    Tahir's freckles obviously has taken the shape of a bullseye 😂

  • @batshats8243
    @batshats8243 15 днів тому

    "The electrolytes and Jesus " is a hilarious sentence 😅

  • @who26
    @who26 18 днів тому +1

    A pigeon in tims is diabolical!

  • @alphonsojr6014
    @alphonsojr6014 17 днів тому +1

    Damn.. they was killing Tahir

  • @dsmith6035
    @dsmith6035 17 днів тому

    Lou Lou for the WIIIN!!! I almost choked on my coffee when she roasted Tahir toward the end saying the tornado would need another tornado to do damage to the fat version of Tahir!!!! LMAO!! Yo...Lou be sounding like the female version of Tracy Morgan, but she can slang dem jokes!!!

  • @hodg1gaw
    @hodg1gaw 18 днів тому

    I love that Courtney was still lit from her bday 😂😂.

  • @nattyshreddz7933
    @nattyshreddz7933 17 днів тому +1

    These females roasted tf out of Tahir 😂😂😂😂 I love really funny females!

  • @Run1tBackTV
    @Run1tBackTV 18 днів тому +5

    Man's taking the mountain top at least when I'm sick and tired I can just get to the bottom the fast way
    Fuck the ocean😂😂

  • @judithdaniel
    @judithdaniel 18 днів тому

    This Mando commercial is off the chain 🤣🤣🤣 buy that 💩 👀 lol

  • @deuce-oneunltd5530
    @deuce-oneunltd5530 18 днів тому

    Let me win the lottery, then spend it all on my family and significant other, and then it's still mine. Lol.

  • @everythingfunny3455
    @everythingfunny3455 18 днів тому

    Juking a tornado is crazy work