"i'll train, i'll have me fish" I love how despite eating fish and ricecakes all day he still considers one bit of fish in particular to be the true dinner
However they didn't foresee the arguments that would occur between French and British fishermen over who gets to catch fish in the channel. This potential disruption to the supply of fish might be the one thing that could make this guy politically active.
Not only could he have said my diet consists of only fish and rice cakes and I train at 4pm but the look of complete concentration while he repeatedly describes the most basic diet known to man is just hilarious.
@@MrRorySteel Well he could've added the approximate calorific intake, plus any supplements such as vitamins (and possibly steroids if he was a naughty boy - not saying he was/is). What are you getting defensive for anyway, are you his trainer? Rory "The Fishmonger" Steel in the house! Hard as rice and twice as nice!
I’ve heard this saying before, if you give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day. If you teach a man to make fish and rice cakes and he’ll have fish at 8 with a rice cake, some fish at 10, then some more fish at 12......
Production could have asked him spell it out after him saying he just eats fish and rice cakes? “So at what times would you eat what then mate?” He then proceeds to give them what they asked for, admittedly with some pause for thought but he is only 16 and got a massive (it’s noughties so it’s huge) camera in his face so yeah…?? 🤷♂️
8:00 - fish and a rice cake 10:00 - fish 12:00 - fish and a rice cake 2:00 - fish 4:00 fish and a rice cake After training - Fish Come home - fish and a rice cake Before bed - fish
if you measure by effort, he puts more into his schedule than astronauts do. a poorly timed rice cake would be his personal Apollo 13. so kudos to him.
He has 2 options. Fish or fish and a rice cake. Why does he have to take a few seconds to think about what he has to eat? I thought fish was brain food lol.
Bet they love him in Asda... "What are you looking for sir?" "I'm looking for some fish... And a rice cake... Oh and have you got any fish... While your at it I'll need a rice cake, oh and don't forget me fish..."
yep, had no idea who he was, Honestly can't see what all the fuss was about, he could have been that kid that stuck a remote up his ass when his mum cancelled his wow account
🤣 Me! I actually felt sorry for the guy it was quite interesting seeing what effects a simple meme can have on someone. They are still people at the end of the day
came back to this video because he was just on the British TV show "first dates" !! The date didn't go to plan but he will return for a second date ! He came across as great guy and a great sense of humour!!
@@johnmartinez7440 That was a dumb joke by a common Brexiter. If you follow their "joke" through, the European Union are somehow responsible for the falling population rates of wild fish, which obviously makes no sense. Disclaimer: I am a Eurosceptic, but I'd never want to be associated with the kind of idiots that fell for the lies of the likes of Nigel Farage and other right-wing conmen/women that manipulated a large, mush-headed section of the population whose political analysis goes as far as "immigrants are takin' are jobs!!1" into voting for Brexit. Meanwhile, those wealthy grifters who had a lot of friends in the right wing media stood to gain economically from Britain leaving the EU whilst the politically illiterate numbskulls who voted for Brexit had no real understanding of what they were voting for. I'm not sure that it even worked out for the most outspoken/prominent Brexiters, however, given that Nigel Farage himself has been relegated to the position of selling Cameo style vids for money, or advertising some shady gold-brokers who advertise on UA-cam videos. tl;dr: it was a dumb joke, told by a dumb person who is pro-Brexit, and who unfortunately is representative of an incredibly dumb section of the British population. Similar to people who vote Tory and clap for the NHS, whilst failing to understand that one of the Tory Party's most serious ambitions is to sell the NHS to private interests, turning our healthcare system into an American style one, which any half-way intelligent American person will tell you is an absolute mess. Yep... ENGERLAND!
I did bodybuilding for a number of years, and let me tell you, this shit gave me flashbacks. I would have to go through the same regimens but usually with chicken breast. Couple decades later and I can BARELY eat chicken, still.
The thing you gotta realize is, he is in such a (caloric) deficit that his brain is foggy. Eating fish (without oil) and ricecakes for days on end while training intensely will make a fighter spacy af. Dude isn't dumb, he is training and cutting hard. 2 stone for a guy in his weight category is intense.
Spot on. But in a way, that is kinda dumb, the fact he agreed to this ridiculous diet is kinda dumb lol anyone should be able to see the issue there haha
We can all have a laugh but his dedication, discipline and consistency must at least be given a passing acknowledgement. He’s on a stricter diet (self imposed) than he’d get in prison.
The two greatest things about this video is... 1. "Then I'll have ME fish" as if thats different to all the other fish he has, or as if he hasn't had fish yett 2. The big pause - "Then I'll have...(racks brains to dig up massive variety of food he consumes)...fish." Ah yes, that's the one, good old fish. :)
Saw this when it originally aired, Bbc documentary at its finest I believe. Still stuck in my memory, recognised it from the title nearly 20 years later. And no, the rest of the show is not any better.
He’s a lovely man. Hunky but humble, a real sweetheart. He was just a 15 yr old and has been royally ribbed for years, but is quite philosophical about it. Not nearly as thick as this made him seen. Bloody hilarious though. Gets me every time.
It takes him literally 30 seconds to explain his diet schedule. What is there to think about? Everything he does is alternating between fish and fish/rice cake every two hours, son hahahaha
@@thanosthelord5594 a know but tbf, it's just "fish and a rice cake", then after 2 hours it's just "fish", then back to "fish and a rice cake" and back and forth like that 😂😂 bless him though, he's probably not got enough carbs and was only 16 at the time hahahahaha
Eight o'clock in the morning, I'll have Doritos and a Mountain Dew. At ten o'clock I'll have Doritos. At twelve o'clock I'll have Doritos and a Mountain Dew. At two o'clock I'll have Doritos. At... four o'clock, just before I post on Reddit, I'll have Doritos and a Mountain Dew. I'll post on Reddit. I'll have me Doritos. Ehh, I'll come home and have some more Doritos with a Mountain Dew. And then have some more Doritos before I go to bed. And then that's it for the day, should start gaining the fat.
How can anyone be famous on redditor when you think about it the whole premise of being famous means being recognised publicly for something. No one would recognise you in the high street or you're face online. And if you were known for something it would be for something completely pointless and counter production to the intelligent progression of man kind which is nothing to be proud of
I heard that on a cheat day he has rice and a fishcake.
lol
damn, lol'd loud at this.
Lmao😂😂
Best comment on the thread 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
i love how he has to think about what he's having next haha
Mercury poisoning will do that to you
He's thinking when he'll have it, not what.
@@rstewart8712 even then it's every 2 hours xD not hard to think about
Yeah plonker
Hes Carb depleted . So his brain has no glucose to use. Hence the slow cognitive response
I love how he pauses mid sentence to say “I’ll have me fish…” like we don’t already know he’s going to eat more fish.
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And a rice cake
@@stormskies3861 then some fish
@@jebbus8387 and then some….. fish and a ricecake
@@nickydooty then some.... ricecake and fish
"Thats it for the day."
After eating an entire ocean of fish
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🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated 😭
Plot twist - his trainer is actually a fishmonger who was struggling with sales
Classic buy your own stock scenario. I hope he is business is thriving after everything he’s purchased off of himself!
Brilliant 😂
He was on sabbatical from Seaworld
Classic Methadone Mick 😂👌🏼
@@KeeleyParton methadone mark 😉😂
Who's his trainer, Captain Birdseye?
😂
God damn it... You beat me to it! 😂💯
@@faizanhussain1788 ffs 😂
@Nick Wilson you beat me by 4 weeks
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"i'll train, i'll have me fish" I love how despite eating fish and ricecakes all day he still considers one bit of fish in particular to be the true dinner
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Looking all day forward to me fish
Most underrated comment here lmfao
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Looool 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine what he'll do once discovers rice and fishcakes.
stolen comment
F**kin' 'ell. He did and he got huge.
😂🤣
Nah came straight from the dome but wouldn’t be surprised if someone else had the same thought before I did
He will rival the man who eats rice and a fishcake at 4 pm
His diet was one of the sticking points in Brexit negotiations
😂😂😂😂😂
Extremely underrated comment OP.
@@feelzgoodmane6517 How?
😂😂😂
However they didn't foresee the arguments that would occur between French and British fishermen over who gets to catch fish in the channel.
This potential disruption to the supply of fish might be the one thing that could make this guy politically active.
turns out his trainer was a dolphin
Dont use bait on the end of your line just throw this lad headfirst and watch results
chinese dolphin
@@00pingvin00 i came here to say chinese dolphin. just letting you know you are me
"Fack yur, Dorphin" - Japanese Fisherman
LOL 😂
Not only could he have said my diet consists of only fish and rice cakes and I train at 4pm but the look of complete concentration while he repeatedly describes the most basic diet known to man is just hilarious.
You would have no reference of 'scale' there though eh, smart arse.
@@MrRorySteel Well he could've added the approximate calorific intake, plus any supplements such as vitamins (and possibly steroids if he was a naughty boy - not saying he was/is). What are you getting defensive for anyway, are you his trainer? Rory "The Fishmonger" Steel in the house! Hard as rice and twice as nice!
Yapping on UA-cam
He's a bodybuilder. Comes with the territory
Love how the camera showed the frozen fish in the pan, and then next shot, that same fish just completely and utterly destroyed
I wonder if this dude accidentally eats a rice cake when he’s not supposed to. Throws him of his whole diet.
I think that very action created the global pandemic
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i genuinely cannot breath
What happens if he eats a fishcake
@@anima6035 You dont wanna know
I’ve heard this saying before, if you give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day. If you teach a man to make fish and rice cakes and he’ll have fish at 8 with a rice cake, some fish at 10, then some more fish at 12......
Underrated comment lmao!
Yes sir
Best comment!! Ha!
With a rice cake
This is actually such trash comedy get better at making jokes
I cannot fathomably understand how this is not satire. It is perfect.
He reminds me of Dave from the Royle Family
I love how he almost forgets what he's having for his next meal
he is genuine , nice guy and he doesn't even know how funny he is
he doesnt even know who HE is
@@quarky6395 you are what you eat, He's Fish and a Rice Cake
he doesn't even know WHEN he is
[David Attenborough Voice] Alas, we all share the common struggle of not knowing *why* we are
@@quarky6395 Yeah could be true ! Classic ))))
I bet this lad cleans his TV with the cat.
Best comment on youtube ever!
Ahaha
***** you sir, win the internet.
***** Haha!
I wash me telllaah with da caaatttt
Then ah av me fiiisssssh with a rice caakke
this man is singlehandedly carring the British fishing industry
legend has it he's still trying to remember if his next meal is fish, a rice cake or fish and a rice cake...
I love how on the ladbible interview he says it's edited to make it look worse... literally one extended shot with not cuts hahaha
Production could have asked him spell it out after him saying he just eats fish and rice cakes? “So at what times would you eat what then mate?” He then proceeds to give them what they asked for, admittedly with some pause for thought but he is only 16 and got a massive (it’s noughties so it’s huge) camera in his face so yeah…?? 🤷♂️
@@terryoconnor5262 16? Fucking hell he looks 23 here
@@terryoconnor5262 16 jesus christ he looks 30 with 2 kidd
@@terryoconnor5262
AYO HES 16??!!
@@terryoconnor5262 haha yeah must have had a tough paper round, looks about 29 here
8:00 - fish and a rice cake
10:00 - fish
12:00 - fish and a rice cake
2:00 - fish
4:00 fish and a rice cake
After training - Fish
Come home - fish and a rice cake
Before bed - fish
🤣
thanks for the quick summary, you're a legend
It must be nice not needing to decide what to eat everyday
it's everything a growing man needs!
Thank you king
Watching him fry that fish in the pan straight from frozen gave me a heartache, poor soul, bless him 😂
That thing looked hella sad I won’t lie
Pretty sure this guy has no taste buds
Cheapest way to do it
@@billymabum3514 It would be cheaper to defrost first
@@Joe11924 why’s that
Always puts me on the edge of my seat wondering if there will be a ricecake without the fish
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I hope all that omega 3 has helped with his memory
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Clearly not.
Who’s here after seeing him on LADbible
seriously had not heard of this video until i saw it on LADbible, glad he’s learned to laugh at it haha
YUP. I’d never even seen it lamo
Not me, I'm just looking for 2 Droids.......
I'd seen this before but this reminded me how funny it was
🙋♂️
Anyone else here after he recreated this 😂
surely someone else noticed him absolutely decimating the fish he was cooking up
I think the true horror is using a metal utensil in a non-stick pan.
if you measure by effort, he puts more into his schedule than astronauts do. a poorly timed rice cake would be his personal Apollo 13. so kudos to him.
lmfao
Pissing myself
Poorly timed rice cake 🤣🤣
@@kinghayes4709 to this day that tickles me 😂
He has 2 options. Fish or fish and a rice cake. Why does he have to take a few seconds to think about what he has to eat? I thought fish was brain food lol.
Lmao
haha he wanted to make sure he didn't leave out any details!
This guy now is huge it was 9 years ago and he hates fish now ha
That's why he's eating the fish, clearly
ChristmasTrax
Toll*
"I'll train, I'll have me fish" 😂 love this vid man
the fact he doesn't even like fish makes it funnier
"I'll train, i'll have me fish..". I like that he has to think before he says what he is eating.
Maybe he meant, after training he goes fishing... gotta get all that fish from somewhere...
lol I just realised this comment is 6 years old...
Maybe he’ll get fish and a rice cake at Dorsia
@@lifeisgood420365 fucking algorithm is bullshit but brilliant at the same time, fish, fish an a an a and um a rice cake
@@baconrastas that's just how it is... sometimes we get a fish, and sometimes we get a fish and a rice cake 🐟🎂
Let’s see Paul Allen’s diet
Bet they love him in Asda... "What are you looking for sir?" "I'm looking for some fish... And a rice cake... Oh and have you got any fish... While your at it I'll need a rice cake, oh and don't forget me fish..."
love how you put me fish at the end!! quality
they also stole his bucket :/ where he stored his fish and rice cake
Jesus!! This has fukin killed me😂😂😂
You’re*
@@predictivetextisforaunts lol, what a sad life.
I've just come on to cheer myself up. Danny has made millions laugh.
No wonder the EU had Fishing quotas when the UK was in the EU, this Guy was a threat to fish numbers in the seas around the UK.
Who’s here after the Wealdstone raider interview
Me
yep, had no idea who he was, Honestly can't see what all the fuss was about, he could have been that kid that stuck a remote up his ass when his mum cancelled his wow account
Guilty...
Me haha
🤣 Me! I actually felt sorry for the guy it was quite interesting seeing what effects a simple meme can have on someone. They are still people at the end of the day
His bodybuilding trainer must be fucking captain birdseye
*Life is like fish and rice cake, you never know what you gonna get*
_Forrest Gump_
came back to this video because he was just on the British TV show "first dates" !! The date didn't go to plan but he will return for a second date ! He came across as great guy and a great sense of humour!!
He's squinting and frowning as if he's struggling to remember the fish 😂😂😂
This man is singlehandedly responsible for the falling population rates of wild fish
That would be the EU 🙄😂
@@humancorruption9718 ...what?
@@johnmartinez7440 That was a dumb joke by a common Brexiter. If you follow their "joke" through, the European Union are somehow responsible for the falling population rates of wild fish, which obviously makes no sense.
Disclaimer: I am a Eurosceptic, but I'd never want to be associated with the kind of idiots that fell for the lies of the likes of Nigel Farage and other right-wing conmen/women that manipulated a large, mush-headed section of the population whose political analysis goes as far as "immigrants are takin' are jobs!!1" into voting for Brexit. Meanwhile, those wealthy grifters who had a lot of friends in the right wing media stood to gain economically from Britain leaving the EU whilst the politically illiterate numbskulls who voted for Brexit had no real understanding of what they were voting for.
I'm not sure that it even worked out for the most outspoken/prominent Brexiters, however, given that Nigel Farage himself has been relegated to the position of selling Cameo style vids for money, or advertising some shady gold-brokers who advertise on UA-cam videos.
tl;dr: it was a dumb joke, told by a dumb person who is pro-Brexit, and who unfortunately is representative of an incredibly dumb section of the British population. Similar to people who vote Tory and clap for the NHS, whilst failing to understand that one of the Tory Party's most serious ambitions is to sell the NHS to private interests, turning our healthcare system into an American style one, which any half-way intelligent American person will tell you is an absolute mess.
Yep... ENGERLAND!
Him and Badlands. This guy kept eating all the wild fish, and Badlands chugged the ocean so they all died.
And wild rice cakes
My guy eats so much fish he's basically a mercury thermometer.
I did bodybuilding for a number of years, and let me tell you, this shit gave me flashbacks. I would have to go through the same regimens but usually with chicken breast. Couple decades later and I can BARELY eat chicken, still.
Try fish instead.....less flashbacks
Well, you wouldn’t want to eat moving chicken.
Who watching this again after he was on first dates
he’s my barber😂
Me 😂😂
Me lol
Yep 😂
@@alfiegardner1348 same bro lol 👍
"I'll train.... (deep thought)... I'll have me fish"
The thing you gotta realize is, he is in such a (caloric) deficit that his brain is foggy. Eating fish (without oil) and ricecakes for days on end while training intensely will make a fighter spacy af. Dude isn't dumb, he is training and cutting hard. 2 stone for a guy in his weight category is intense.
Spot on. But in a way, that is kinda dumb, the fact he agreed to this ridiculous diet is kinda dumb lol anyone should be able to see the issue there haha
The amount of micronutrients he's missing out on is huge
Think it was for body building contest not boxing though.
hes a bodybuilder you muppet
This never gets old
We can all have a laugh but his dedication, discipline and consistency must at least be given a passing acknowledgement. He’s on a stricter diet (self imposed) than he’d get in prison.
Are you talking about prison from about 200 years ago? 😂fish and rice cake sounds like a fancy version of bread and water! 😂👍
This man has the most diverse diet I’ve ever seen
Bluds keeping the entire seafood industry in business
Who’s here after seeing him of First Dates?
Yup hahah
Hahaha yes so funny 😂😂😂
Lmao
Me too haha
Me loool
The two greatest things about this video is...
1. "Then I'll have ME fish" as if thats different to all the other fish he has, or as if he hasn't had fish yett
2. The big pause - "Then I'll have...(racks brains to dig up massive variety of food he consumes)...fish." Ah yes, that's the one, good old fish. :)
R u alive?
11 years wow
Hockey boy 246 we need you! Answer our plea!
Hi guys!
@@hockeyboy246 He Lives!
Saw this when it originally aired, Bbc documentary at its finest I believe.
Still stuck in my memory, recognised it from the title nearly 20 years later.
And no, the rest of the show is not any better.
He’s a lovely man. Hunky but humble, a real sweetheart.
He was just a 15 yr old and has been royally ribbed for years, but is quite philosophical about it. Not nearly as thick as this made him seen.
Bloody hilarious though. Gets me every time.
Who’s here after the lad bible documentary😂
Me
Yes!!
Literally who?
apparently made him look stupid?
@@emilioalexandrakis5162 huh
Replace every time he says "fish" with "wank" and you have my life.
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Best comment on here 😂😂😂and there are some belters
..with a rice cake?! eeewwwwww!
@@carpnstuff more like with a soggy biscuit
At least you're honest
This man is a legend. People come and go but memes never die.
Legend indeed. Don't know if you've seen him now but he is now jacked.
He was on British TV recently. On a show called “first dates”. He was looking for a girlfriend but was rejected for being a meme.
I love the variation on his diet. So extremely balanced.
Death row: 'What's your last meal request?'
'Fish and....'
'Yeah yeah ok we got it, fish and a rice cake'
*Jots it down*
Nah, he'll have fish rice and cake!
i love that he has to think so hard about what he eats when he only eats 2 things
Very funny indeed!
I like how he's got a whole freezer in a separate room , just for the fish .
Funny how he's 16 and an absolute unit
I thought he was 22!
His delivery is comedy gold. Couldnt write that. Good lad!
Best thing is when he says "i'll have me fish" after thinking about what he's going to have for 5 seconds
He seemed to struggle to remember what he was going to eat next
“Tell em to bring out the whole ocean!”
-DJ Khaled
We can't say "we're having fish" in this house without finishing with "and a rice cake!" been the same for years!
This man has discovered the rest of the 95% of the ocean that's undiscovered
"I alternate between fish and a Rice cake, and fish every two hours from 8am - 10pm"
this man is slowly turning into a FISH
It takes him literally 30 seconds to explain his diet schedule. What is there to think about? Everything he does is alternating between fish and fish/rice cake every two hours, son hahahaha
probably to make sure he got the order correct.
I'll bet he doesn't like the scales
Ha ha thing is he doesn't know that's what his schedule is!!!!
give him a break, he's malnourished
@@thanosthelord5594 a know but tbf, it's just "fish and a rice cake", then after 2 hours it's just "fish", then back to "fish and a rice cake" and back and forth like that 😂😂 bless him though, he's probably not got enough carbs and was only 16 at the time hahahahaha
When you’re on word 1903 out of your 2000 word assignment..
Just say "I have fish and a rice cake for every meal"
I love the way he says "i'll have me fish..." ^^
This is comedy gold right there, daaamn :p
Wait till he tries fish cake and rice; his mind will be blown
oh my haha
Sheeeeiiiitttttttt 🤯
Love it,fucking brilliant,thinking what his next meal is lol
hahahahaha 😂 😂 👌
+Darryl Evans Probably Rice Cake and a Fish
+TechERni ha ha
Lad Bible has a fantastic show on Danny and the Wealdstone Raider interviewing each other. Great guys.
The ocean is terrified of this man
"I'll have me fish"
This is hilarious! Hope he knows we are laughing with him and not at him!
If you look just behind his ears he’s sprouting gills 🐟
POV: This was in your recommended
After 10 years, I still think about this video a lot.
*14
Me too, just before I tren
@@guimcast1 trenbologne sandwiches!
My diet is basically the same thing except with Doritos and Mountain Dew.
- Trilby McTip, Famous Redditor
Hahahaha McTip you crack me up! xDDD
only a redditor would call himself famous
Eight o'clock in the morning, I'll have Doritos and a Mountain Dew. At ten o'clock I'll have Doritos. At twelve o'clock I'll have Doritos and a Mountain Dew. At two o'clock I'll have Doritos. At... four o'clock, just before I post on Reddit, I'll have Doritos and a Mountain Dew. I'll post on Reddit. I'll have me Doritos. Ehh, I'll come home and have some more Doritos with a Mountain Dew. And then have some more Doritos before I go to bed. And then that's it for the day, should start gaining the fat.
How can anyone be famous on redditor when you think about it the whole premise of being famous means being recognised publicly for something. No one would recognise you in the high street or you're face online. And if you were known for something it would be for something completely pointless and counter production to the intelligent progression of man kind which is nothing to be proud of
Trilby McTip That's going to be my diet once ESO comes out to console. Fuck every gain i've ever attained.
No wonder fish in the oceans is no longer abundant than it was before. This guy has been eating them all ever since he was born.
This vid was 9 years ago, This guy is an absolute machine now
What's his name? Lol
Cant remember bro
+MrModZix Danny Andrews
Does he still subsist on a diet of fish and rice cakes?
Fish and a rice cake really paid off😂😂
This geezas just been on first dates so glad he’s put on some size. Looks like fish and rice cakes work a treat. Haha seems a funny lad
In parallel universe there is a great white shark training for a swimming competition who eats humans and ricecake all day
This guy is a danger to the oceans.
slaps the roof of his head, "This bad boy can fit so much fish .."
Made my day lol. Can't stop laughing. What a mad world we live in !!
he is natural, respect. Nobody is natural these days.
My guy keeping a straight face the whole time ahahahahahahh 😂😂😂
i like how he has to think so hard about his meal routine. priceless
why do I keep watching this
+spasman Exactly my problem
The delivery is fantastic.
The most nutritionally bereft diet in history.
First Dates DEFINITELY didn’t bring me here.
I like how he is struggling to remember this complicated diet