RE: My Earthling my best and only friend | RE013 | Best HFY Sci-Fi

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  • Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
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    00:10 RE: My Earthing my best and only friend by RegalLegalEagle
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    HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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    Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
    In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 133

  • @noahkleugh9323
    @noahkleugh9323 23 дні тому +86

    Stupid onions.

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu 23 дні тому +10

      It’s amazing how the onions can get through the headphones 😢

    • @Hobbityfus
      @Hobbityfus 23 дні тому

      @@joimumu digital onions, they even got me through my cochlear implants 🥲

    • @noahkleugh9323
      @noahkleugh9323 23 дні тому +4

      @@joimumu True, it is similar to the RF filterable cold virus.

    • @CCKinnison
      @CCKinnison 22 дні тому +5

      It's the evil sneaky ninjas slipping them through the internet like that.

    • @SPY46
      @SPY46 22 дні тому

      Then stop cutting them you jerk, it's reaching all the way over here.

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd 25 днів тому +94

    Good story! In such a universe, humans would be surprised to find that a Earthen dog had been such a hero. Finding out humans are the intelligent race, but dogs are our friends - yep, surprise. Excellent tale and had me crying there. Wonder what they would think of cats? Rodent Police?

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 25 днів тому +16

      Sir Reginald Barkins the first. Knight Archon. Goodest boy.

    • @feldamar2
      @feldamar2 23 дні тому +15

      That would NOT surprise everyone. We have lots of stories of such.
      During 9/11 the search and rescue dogs had to go on break after a while, the number of DEAD humans they found became too much and the dogs were falling apart. They had to get volunteers to fake being stuck to be found by the dogs. They love helping so much and failing breaks their hearts.

    • @Tiewaz
      @Tiewaz 23 дні тому +7

      Depends on the cat. There are some that are as loyal and protective as dogs. It's just not as reliably certain a cat will be that way as dogs. Heck, I've watched a story about a squirrel who attacked an intruder and gave him hell. Never underestimate the loyalty of pack bonded beings.

    • @alexsanderakers1474
      @alexsanderakers1474 8 днів тому +1

      I don't recall the name of the story but cats are the demons of an avian race on their hell world.

    • @eddiethepothos2648
      @eddiethepothos2648 2 дні тому +1

      @@Tiewaz my cat is very dog like she is friendly loves attention follows me around and brings me gifts if she feels im not eating enough i gotta start eating more she ran out of mice and is moving into chipmunks the bunnies are smart they play dead and survive

  • @bananabreadguy7960
    @bananabreadguy7960 23 дні тому +51

    When I was a teenager, I had a dog, only maybe 7 months old. He was sick and I'm just a dumb teenager and my family doesn't have extra money for a vet. So one night when I was washing the dishes, I quickly checked him up. He was laying, resting but he sensed me a looked at me while laying, wagged his tail. He's still responsive. Went back to the dishes and finished it all..
    I checked him up again but.. No response. He was gone. He wagged his tail one last time.. Fck. I'm washing the dishes again in the same place while typing this.. This story reminds me of my boy. Thank you.

  • @BaronUmberslade
    @BaronUmberslade 23 дні тому +32

    That one always got me. I need to upgrade my anti onion ninja defenses!

  • @captbart3185
    @captbart3185 23 дні тому +47

    I really enjoy the stories by RealLeagleEagle. They are not all the bang bang shoot-‘em/underdog humans beat advanced tech galactic empires read by AI. Your skills bring these stories to life and this one REALLY hit home. Today is my 75th birthday and I’ve grown up with dogs since I was 12 weeks old. We had to put several to sleep but the one I called‘faithful minion’ for the way he tried to comfort my bride of 55 years as we decided it was time broke my heart. We decided it was just much pain to do again so she took all the dog stuff to the rescue society and came home talking about this really cute puppy. He’s been with us for 13 years now

    • @taetannim3581
      @taetannim3581 22 дні тому +1

      RegalLegalEagle.

    • @captbart3185
      @captbart3185 22 дні тому

      @@taetannim3581 oops. Shouldn’t reply at oh-dark-thirty when I can’t sleep. Thank you.

  • @erikagehm2805
    @erikagehm2805 23 дні тому +21

    It's hard not to form an emotional bond to dogs. They are the bestest of all.

  • @ArronRatliff
    @ArronRatliff 23 дні тому +11

    I kinda figured out where this story was headed early on, But damn me if it still didn't kick me right in the feels. Damn ninjas tossed an onion bomb through my window. For the algorithm and with energy!

  • @frozenkobold3512
    @frozenkobold3512 23 дні тому +32

    Definitely my favorite story but every time I hear it I cant help but cry.

  • @user-bk7wb9uf4u
    @user-bk7wb9uf4u 23 дні тому +24

    i m not crying .your crying .damn mate your good .love this

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic 23 дні тому +21

    I thought the original ended with something to the affect of
    We humans do not let non humans have our dogs. But once we heard of you and your partner. We knew, you understood. Welcome to humanity and this is our best best friend and has been since before we developed permanent settlements.

  • @GEWB2105
    @GEWB2105 23 дні тому +9

    They truly are a best friend to all.

  • @HeilTec
    @HeilTec 23 дні тому +12

    Got something in my eyes.

  • @MrSiren52
    @MrSiren52 23 дні тому +5

    I currently have a senior dog, and we're not sure how much time she has left. She's also a cancer survivor. This hits right in the feels.

  • @saintpaulsnail
    @saintpaulsnail 23 дні тому +5

    This became one of my all-time favorite HFY stories. The emotional depth, the slow reveal, the final punchline, all together make it so great. As an accidental dog owner, I can sympathize with the joy of finding a new companion and the bittersweet final goodbye are both in my own experience.

    • @johncampbell9646
      @johncampbell9646 23 дні тому

      I always take in rescue dogs. They are the most loving when you love them. Dogs are truly our best friends. No matter if you yell at them or swat them for peeing on your bed. They still love you.

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 23 дні тому +6

    Great story; Excellent narration! I was "OK" until the word "Woof". I lost it then!!! Dang Onion Ninjas......

  • @user-ko1cz3ls2p
    @user-ko1cz3ls2p 23 дні тому +3

    God damn it lol got me bawling like a toddler. Dogs are angels absolutely perfect creatures.

  • @blehbleh8552
    @blehbleh8552 23 години тому +1

    I did not expect that twist. XD
    A great story, a very human alien too.

  • @dh599
    @dh599 23 дні тому +3

    What a day for rain...

  • @johncampbell9646
    @johncampbell9646 23 дні тому +1

    True blue and a GOOD BOY to the end. Rest in peace.

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 23 дні тому +1

    Damn onion ninjas ❗ 😭
    Got to love your fur buddies, their time with us is so short to begin with, let alone have to deal with them being taken by disease. Once you win over their trust and love they love you unconditionally till their last breath....😢
    Great story 🐿️💯
    Glad you chose this one to redo, excellent job ‼️

  • @KenRead
    @KenRead 15 днів тому +1

    Right in the feels. I was crying at the end remembering the loss of my own pet.

  • @sunluvinbum
    @sunluvinbum 19 днів тому +1

    WOOF, the tail wag pulled at my heart strings.

  • @mackenziedrake
    @mackenziedrake 24 дні тому +7

    I've loved this story since the first time you read it. Thank you for upgrading it.

  • @najroe
    @najroe 19 днів тому +1

    damn , those invisible ninjas are certainly chopping onions with nearly insane fervour just now

  • @CitizenValve
    @CitizenValve 20 днів тому +1

    Out of every HFY I’ve ever heard, this is my very favorite one! I’m also not surprised it was written by RegalLegalEagle….

  • @terrigunn4947
    @terrigunn4947 22 дні тому +1

    I swear, I didn't fully get it until he said "woof"! Then I'm all tears.

  • @captnaberystwyth2879
    @captnaberystwyth2879 23 дні тому +3

    Gods damn you.. I haven't had my first lip stiffening cuppa yet..

  • @henrybialik8333
    @henrybialik8333 23 дні тому +1

    One of the best stories ever. Eyes started to water.

  • @rylandleyton669
    @rylandleyton669 19 днів тому

    How dare you make me cry this much. All I could think of with this one is my goofy Blue Heeler girl. You hear carpet thumping sound in the house, and all you know is she's playing with her sister, or she's just happy about something. It's a sound that always makes me smile, it's like the sonic equivalent of sunshine.

  • @garysprandel1817
    @garysprandel1817 23 дні тому +1

    These stories always have me searching out the onion cutting ninjas. Had a number of dogs and cats over my 62 years but it was always either dad took the last ride with them,we found them gone one morning or in the case of some of the cats they got up in years and one night just went out and never came home again. Only two of the cats I took the last ride with. One was a family cat that got up in years and I volunteered to save dad having to do it as this was one of the few cats before mom passed that decided dad was her favorite hoomon and despite his hemming and hawwing about his dislike of cats that cat was his fuzzbutt. Since I moved out and got married dad's last two he had to take the last ride a couple months apart as both were close in age and honestly think the one cat missed her buddy. Last one I took the last ride with was mine and my late wife's cat 5 years ago. Cat lived a long,happy and well loved 16 years and I helped each other get through my wife's passing but I'd noticed her slowing down and showing signs of age but it was coming home with a spur of the moment laser pointer purchase from a dollar store and she didn't want to murder the red dot I knew something was wrong further confirmed a couple days later when changing bedding and for the first time in 16 years bedding was changed without feline assistance and supervision. She went downhill fast and returned home from work 2 days later to find her curled up in the bathroom showing clear signs her time was near.
    To this day I still have no how the receptionist at the clinic made heads or tails of the hot flaming, sobbing mess that called to arrange to bring in a cat but she did and I took the last ride with that cat. Last one as far as I'm concerned too darn painful and considering age and current health conditions it's more than likely even an older cat will outlive me and I saw our cat mourn my wife and don't want to do that to another cat.

  • @RedRipperDragon
    @RedRipperDragon 22 дні тому +1

    You made me happy and sad at the same time.

  • @theshadyprotector8412
    @theshadyprotector8412 23 дні тому +2

    You were a good boy. Maybe one of the best.

  • @DianeBentley-mq2oy
    @DianeBentley-mq2oy 23 дні тому +1

    Wow, sweet wonderful story. I'm crying.

  • @reighniz4488
    @reighniz4488 23 дні тому +1

    This was my favorite story when you first read it.

  • @clararolland
    @clararolland 23 дні тому +1

    Great story! Had to give my dog a hug at the end.

  • @shaunford8529
    @shaunford8529 23 дні тому +2

    damm ninjas with onions

  • @InternetGravedigger
    @InternetGravedigger 12 днів тому

    I wasn't expecting the 'earthling' to be a dog, but that makes SO much sense...
    Guess their files on Earth are REALLY thin.

  • @bananamuffiin9869
    @bananamuffiin9869 23 дні тому +1

    Aggggggghhhh its a dog i was so confused and shocked and the ending like i guess the humans don't let the grater galaxy have dogs cause of how they would treat them, their food and health but with his experience i guess humans would agree to it bit also i love this so much and i guess that part about not liking hospitals makes so muck sense now!!

  • @markparrott114
    @markparrott114 23 дні тому

    I don't cry very often but this one had me bawling!

  • @EricTheKei
    @EricTheKei 23 дні тому +2

    We're not crying...you're crying! ❤‍🩹

  • @deussalt4479
    @deussalt4479 23 дні тому

    He sounds like a truly good boy.
    For thw Agro-rythm!

  • @thorn5061
    @thorn5061 23 дні тому

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 23 дні тому

    Apparently, more than just mans' best friend.

  • @godman5191
    @godman5191 23 дні тому +1

    Damn those onion ninjas. Only the goodest of boi stories get me. 😢

  • @mbdzel
    @mbdzel 23 дні тому

    this is one of the best ones ever...

  • @fzyo0001
    @fzyo0001 23 дні тому +1

    Damn onion ninjas!!!
    😢

  • @chrisangus7078
    @chrisangus7078 23 дні тому

    So sad . Great littel tail .❤

  • @carlpeters1278
    @carlpeters1278 23 дні тому

    That one hit the feels hard. Great job,!

  • @haydenhelton6852
    @haydenhelton6852 23 дні тому

    I'm not crying you're crying

  • @warhorse03826
    @warhorse03826 22 дні тому

    damn good story. I'd type more but I'm in a pitched battle with onion-chopping ninjas. might be a while.

  • @t3h_m0nk3y
    @t3h_m0nk3y 25 днів тому +1

    one of my favorites.

  • @ronoldcross8189
    @ronoldcross8189 23 дні тому

    A good story. "WOOF!"

  • @user-xt1fm9rh6r
    @user-xt1fm9rh6r 23 дні тому

    LOVE THE STORY....... Whoof whoof

  • @bullboo1
    @bullboo1 21 день тому

    Very sad but a good story.

  • @Cordoba25
    @Cordoba25 13 днів тому

    That hit hard.

  • @bf-696
    @bf-696 23 дні тому

    Didn't see that one coming. Very Noice.

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 9 днів тому

    Onion ninjas got me again with the same story

  • @Tiewaz
    @Tiewaz 23 дні тому

    Gods damnit. Good story.

  • @ICountFrom0
    @ICountFrom0 19 днів тому

    I keep thinking, "I don't recognize..." ... and then at the end, I'm smiling, nodding, and remembering... and hay, maybe they WILL get that translator working.

  • @CitizenValve
    @CitizenValve 23 дні тому

    This is the bestest story…..

  • @TheMihail92
    @TheMihail92 23 дні тому

    This one is my favorite!

  • @Hobbityfus
    @Hobbityfus 23 дні тому

    I saw that coming from the moment he mentioned tracking

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic 23 дні тому

    Damn I was just thinking about this one.

  • @andrewerickson6690
    @andrewerickson6690 23 дні тому

    Dammit there were ninjas here 😁

  • @derekblack2000
    @derekblack2000 23 дні тому

    Great story and need to find who is cutting onions

  • @bmarshy2307
    @bmarshy2307 23 дні тому

    That was a good one.

  • @Galkhor
    @Galkhor 23 дні тому

    For bestest boys !

  • @robertstoneking7916
    @robertstoneking7916 15 днів тому

    Dog, well that explains why the communication problems continued. They're loyal and intelligent but not built for abstract ideas and complex communication.

  • @darwinskeeper421
    @darwinskeeper421 23 дні тому

    Was surprised to learn that the partner was a dog.

  • @CaptainShield
    @CaptainShield 23 дні тому

    The best boi.

  • @Darth.Fluffy
    @Darth.Fluffy 17 днів тому

    Thats a good one

  • @vonkug
    @vonkug 23 дні тому

    Those onion cutting ninjas again.

  • @ocnier
    @ocnier Годину тому

    Omg 😲.. where the hell did all these onions 🌰 😭 come from.... damn ninjas 🥷 😕

  • @SilverMKI
    @SilverMKI 23 дні тому

    Have a re-like, my bff.

  • @lancehansen6018
    @lancehansen6018 23 дні тому

    My eyes are leaking.

  • @weroleoify
    @weroleoify 23 дні тому

    Hey Agro, I hope you can RE the story "Funeral for a Human". It's the most emotive one you have read in all of tfos in my opinion.

  • @joimumu
    @joimumu 23 дні тому

    I love stories that you can listen twice even when it is so sad 😢

  • @Kathyoftheglade
    @Kathyoftheglade 23 дні тому

    my dude... you just broke me. i loved and hated this story more than any you have told.

  • @brett76544
    @brett76544 22 дні тому

    perfect a new partner.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 23 дні тому

    And now the fun part about explain what dogs are and how K-9's work with police.

  • @Boomer-ri7du
    @Boomer-ri7du 21 день тому

    More broken up about his dog dying than I would be if it was a hoomin

  • @dagainfun
    @dagainfun 23 дні тому

    This story hits me hard, my wife is going through brest cancer, every treatment so far? Sent her into the hospital for a week..

  • @user-tr3py5nz2j
    @user-tr3py5nz2j 23 дні тому

    Yep, dogs are like that. I haven’t had a doggie buddy since I was a teenager. I’m an old man now. I just could take the chance on losing another buddy like I did all those many years ago. Maybe he’ll be waiting for me. I hope he is. But if not, then just fuck it!

  • @adwood201
    @adwood201 23 дні тому

    Been with Dogs for most of my life, I still like 'em more than Human people. Just recently lost my little buddy to a snake bite, no fun when that happens.

  • @Druidor
    @Druidor 23 дні тому

    excellent twist in the tale, or should it be tail.

  • @metaempiricist
    @metaempiricist 23 дні тому

    I'm not crying YOU'RE crying shut up.

  • @TheDocPsycho
    @TheDocPsycho 21 день тому

    Godsdamned onion ninjas.

  • @kimcooper4751
    @kimcooper4751 23 дні тому

    Using wife's phone today not her opinions Ok I didn't expect to be crying from one of your stories but damn every human can relate

  • @voltprime209
    @voltprime209 23 дні тому

    The last one was your favorite this one's mine

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 23 дні тому +1

    4 D algorithm
    4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

  • @geoffcharlick7427
    @geoffcharlick7427 23 дні тому

    I am just about to cuddle my best friend Basil.

  • @H3xx99
    @H3xx99 23 дні тому

    Damn onion ninjas...

  • @wolfos420
    @wolfos420 21 день тому

    Gets me everytime, but bro Im at work, now i look a mess for my customers. How do I explain to them a short fictional story read by someone I only know through YT interactions has caused me distress I want, and willingly dive into said distress knowing how it will cause me to do the human emotions? Gotta tighten up this human suit and act the part I guess. Lol

  • @OldScout45
    @OldScout45 23 дні тому

    this was a good story, as usual but, I just lost my partner of 12 years so the end was a little hard to bear.

  • @davethompson3326
    @davethompson3326 20 днів тому

    a good fren'

  • @sandrolarocca3113
    @sandrolarocca3113 23 дні тому +2

    God dammit its a dog but yea good boi❤

  • @bramslootweg
    @bramslootweg 23 дні тому

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @nigelsmith7366
    @nigelsmith7366 23 дні тому

    For the Squirrel

  • @slowmotion4435
    @slowmotion4435 23 дні тому

    👍

  • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
    @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 22 дні тому

    I hate to be that guy .. but there is a Typo in the Title of the Video.
    Else as always everything for the MechaSquirrel.
    And the Puppies. Best Ambassador Ever. Jonathan Archer had it right :)