Aliens Hired a Human Janitor, Now Their Spaceship's Too Clean to Find Anything|best hfy stories

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @alexconroy8695
    @alexconroy8695 7 місяців тому +9

    Story reminds me of the time my station got a new custodian... She was a borderline functional germophobe... darn place got REALLY clean. Made me appreciate the concept of utilizing peoples phobias or mental issues into something positive.

  • @deliveryguy7402
    @deliveryguy7402 7 місяців тому +14

    I know this problem. After my wife gets so disgusted with how my garage looks and cleans it, I can't find nothing in it.

  • @sunshinecarnivores1919
    @sunshinecarnivores1919 7 місяців тому +14

    A simple janitor became a celebrity but stayed humble.

  • @rmhartman
    @rmhartman 7 місяців тому +15

    So ... They can build a space ship, but they can't wipe a table down?

  • @ktoell
    @ktoell 7 місяців тому +23

    This is one heck of a OCD

  • @kenroberts5768
    @kenroberts5768 7 місяців тому +14

    A tribute to the humble nobility of a lowly Janitor in their menial tasks‼️❤👍

  • @cobruh836
    @cobruh836 7 місяців тому +31

    ah yes the alien flagship with the USS prefix. cause even aliens are american

    • @ContagiousRepublic
      @ContagiousRepublic 7 місяців тому +12

      I'm going to name a ship "USS prefix" if I can, LOL

    • @cobruh836
      @cobruh836 7 місяців тому +5

      @@ContagiousRepublic that would actually fare better, because its funny

    • @sakud1
      @sakud1 7 місяців тому +3

      America!

    • @GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx
      @GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx 7 місяців тому +2

      I noticed that too. My brain pretzeled at first

    • @Deliciousfoodofficer
      @Deliciousfoodofficer 7 місяців тому +5

      United Star Systems

  • @jasonbull6560
    @jasonbull6560 7 місяців тому +20

    Seriously I'm telling you,I know that Guy!
    😂

  • @geofthompson3844
    @geofthompson3844 7 місяців тому +3

    Why can't you make a story without bits missing? It's not hard to proof read before posting.

  • @kalfkeith5646
    @kalfkeith5646 7 місяців тому +2

    Jack's names reminded me of:
    In the sea, flailing around in the waters is what appears to be a drowning person desperately clinging to a piece of drift wood.
    They immediately pull him up and it's clearly another fellow pirate, with long dark hair, a red bandana and eye liner that seem to defies the will of the sea by staying on perfectly at all times.
    And after spitting up enough water to drown a lesser man, the stranger introduces himself by saying "Today will always be remembered as the day that you rescued Captain Jack Sparrow."

  • @davidson46100
    @davidson46100 7 місяців тому +2

    There is much material to be mined from Humanity"s various mental quirks. Human OCD, neurosis, and phobias, fanaticism are good for stories.

  • @FLANG3265
    @FLANG3265 7 місяців тому +3

    Every com officer ever knew was OCD clean

  • @woswasdenni1914
    @woswasdenni1914 7 місяців тому +2

    reality: captain: hey jack you broke the engine room, stop cleaning that or youre fired. end of story

  • @danielbenyair300
    @danielbenyair300 3 місяці тому

    what happened with the engines room??

  • @boxfox2945
    @boxfox2945 7 місяців тому +1

    Mop jockey' been there, done that' 😃

  • @DataStorm1
    @DataStorm1 7 місяців тому +2

    Janitor ? you mean a specialist in cleaning robots.

  • @georgearden7075
    @georgearden7075 7 місяців тому +4

    I perfectly understand, when the mighty fart, will clog the filters use cataclean, perfect anti fart cleaner, the universe is saved.

  • @KikuVasNormandy
    @KikuVasNormandy 7 місяців тому +1

    I need this in a movie now XD

  • @marksullivan2978
    @marksullivan2978 7 місяців тому +2

    I wouldn’t be the best janitor lol.

  • @DayTwo-w8n
    @DayTwo-w8n 7 місяців тому +2

    A real professional! At a boy Jack.

  • @rexxbailey2764
    @rexxbailey2764 7 місяців тому +1

    MAKE MORE OF THIS STORY ! AS TO, HOW JACK MAKES THE ALREADY CLEAN SHIP EVEN MORE SUPERCLEAN AND CHANGES DIMENSIONS AS A RESULT OF IT! 😄😀😀😃😄😁👌

  • @eduardostapenko6808
    @eduardostapenko6808 7 місяців тому +1

    9:54 sounds like Khaara

  • @colemanjr
    @colemanjr 6 місяців тому

    Who would have known that Lean/Six Sigma Methodology could make a GREAT story!🙂

  • @marcogarza3720
    @marcogarza3720 5 місяців тому +1

    You guys wanna give me a job at help you get Medbeds pots to save humanity 🛸

  • @AdmiralStoicRum
    @AdmiralStoicRum 7 місяців тому +1

    This sounds a lot like there's some chunks that were from an AI generator. By that I mean look we need some grease and grime look my hands they are shiny and smooth and clean. Your hands are not what are clean.

  • @markcritic2409
    @markcritic2409 7 місяців тому +4

    The exact OPPOSITE of Roger Wilco. ;)

    • @KubaxKristallmond
      @KubaxKristallmond 7 місяців тому +2

      Glad I wasn't the only one with that thought, or old enough to remember 😬😊

  • @brantgentry1463
    @brantgentry1463 3 місяці тому

    Lmbo cracked me up

  • @billt4394
    @billt4394 7 місяців тому +1

    it was an OK story, but do you need fifty-seven words just to say "Hi"?

  • @boxfox2945
    @boxfox2945 7 місяців тому +2

    🤣 this is deffinitlly one of the most stupid stories.. 😂