Aliens Hired a Human Janitor, Now Their Spaceship's Too Clean to Find Anything|best hfy stories
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- Опубліковано 8 тра 2024
- Aliens Hired a Human Janitor, Now Their Spaceship's Too Clean to Find Anything|best hfy stories
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So ... They can build a space ship, but they can't wipe a table down?
A tribute to the humble nobility of a lowly Janitor in their menial tasks‼️❤👍
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A simple janitor became a celebrity but stayed humble.
Seriously I'm telling you,I know that Guy!
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Story reminds me of the time my station got a new custodian... She was a borderline functional germophobe... darn place got REALLY clean. Made me appreciate the concept of utilizing peoples phobias or mental issues into something positive.
This is one heck of a OCD
Every com officer ever knew was OCD clean
I know this problem. After my wife gets so disgusted with how my garage looks and cleans it, I can't find nothing in it.
ah yes the alien flagship with the USS prefix. cause even aliens are american
I'm going to name a ship "USS prefix" if I can, LOL
@@ContagiousRepublic that would actually fare better, because its funny
America!
I noticed that too. My brain pretzeled at first
United Star Systems
Jack's names reminded me of:
In the sea, flailing around in the waters is what appears to be a drowning person desperately clinging to a piece of drift wood.
They immediately pull him up and it's clearly another fellow pirate, with long dark hair, a red bandana and eye liner that seem to defies the will of the sea by staying on perfectly at all times.
And after spitting up enough water to drown a lesser man, the stranger introduces himself by saying "Today will always be remembered as the day that you rescued Captain Jack Sparrow."
Janitor ? you mean a specialist in cleaning robots.
Mop jockey' been there, done that' 😃
There is much material to be mined from Humanity"s various mental quirks. Human OCD, neurosis, and phobias, fanaticism are good for stories.
I perfectly understand, when the mighty fart, will clog the filters use cataclean, perfect anti fart cleaner, the universe is saved.
I wouldn’t be the best janitor lol.
9:54 sounds like Khaara
I need this in a movie now XD
Why can't you make a story without bits missing? It's not hard to proof read before posting.
reality: captain: hey jack you broke the engine room, stop cleaning that or youre fired. end of story
A real professional! At a boy Jack.
The exact OPPOSITE of Roger Wilco. ;)
Glad I wasn't the only one with that thought, or old enough to remember 😬😊
This sounds a lot like there's some chunks that were from an AI generator. By that I mean look we need some grease and grime look my hands they are shiny and smooth and clean. Your hands are not what are clean.
it was an OK story, but do you need fifty-seven words just to say "Hi"?
🤣 this is deffinitlly one of the most stupid stories.. 😂
MAKE MORE OF THIS STORY ! AS TO, HOW JACK MAKES THE ALREADY CLEAN SHIP EVEN MORE SUPERCLEAN AND CHANGES DIMENSIONS AS A RESULT OF IT! 😄😀😀😃😄😁👌