Though to be honest. In my opinion, it deserves a continuation of that story. Really, in all smexual sounds just has the most sense. I give this matter, that it's been a year since the last upload, which was four months later I did GMOD video version. I did not make this any follow-up, because I believe that I am not worthy continuation of this wonderful work. So on behalf of all the fans please its sequels. I hope you will listen to my message :3
MASTERPIECE! No, it freakin' seriously is! No doubts about the continuation of the amazing series (although the video is old already, I still hope), and adding the subtitles would be pretty cool too. Because, you know, it's pretty difficult to understand some phrases at first. But it's *amazing*! I only wonder why this doesn't have part 2 at least.
FULL TEXT TRANSCRIPTION (warning: a lot of text ahead.) SCOUT: You, you know what hits the spot? Cakes. Look at dis! SNIPER: HOLY CAKE! SCOUT: Yeah! SNIPER: Let's have a gob full! ...on cake! [funny flesh noises] SCOUT: Um... Oh-oh. I am FAT! SNIPER: Hahah! Well I'll be stuffed! SCOUT: Diagnosis? Hard arteries stop bullets. SNIPER: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ha-ha-ha! You know what "potato" means? SCOUT: Um... SNIPER: *funelastrakashtchradutieraskanorlsaerte*... GRAVY! ...*remonamsletsmaneolapletits. The end. How do you like that?* [tun-dunnnn] SCOUT: Wohoohoo! Four hundred thousand crates! ...Aurgh! I hate crates SO. MUCH. Just be a gun already. SNIPER: *Oww. Hate to break it to ya.* SCOUT: WHAT? SNIPER: Now THIS... is a knife! SCOUT: I cannot believe this! Are you even tryin'? SNIPER: Nah. Standin' around like a phony scoundrel! SCOUT: Yo I'm not even wearin' a cap. SNIPER: Aargh, I'm sorry, mate! SCOUT: What do we learn? SNIPER: *Luck always beats skill.* ENGIE: Nope. SCOUT&SNIPER: Aargh! ENGIE: This here a Miracle Spencer! SCOUT: Uh... no. Wisdom Spencer. ENGIE: ... ENGIE: *R-R-R-R-I-I-I-G-H-T!* Hahaheheheh!.. ENGIE: Well... I am drunk ;] Ya oughta stand back a lil' more, like from me and my *macheenes*. This one's ours now! SNIPER: Oi! SCOUT: No way! It's our Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: Ye! SNIPER: *If your strategy is* inventn' LOADS of new ways to kill me, *it's working.* ENGIE: Dehahahahah! Buildin' a MEDI-sentry! SCOUT&SNIPER: GWAAAAAAGH! ENGIE: This all's what happens when you fight a coward. SNIPER: OYE! GIVE! A!.. SCOUT: No! Say NO! ENGIE: Nobody likes this cute little gun. [bebebep!] SCOUT: GAH! Running! ENGIE: Dahahahah... Packin' up! This here a Miracle Spencer. And another thing... you shoulda oughta brought more cakes. [teleporter breaks down] SNIPER: *NNNNNNGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* SCOUT: Ooh, my beautiful Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: Don't forget about the cake! SCOUT: We are stupid, stupid, stupid! SNIPER: Yeah, that seems about right. Right then. SNIPER: *Now I'm gonna make a* cake! *again.* SCOUT: No! SNIPER: Aww. SCOUT: Where is your precious two hundred dollar car? SNIPER: HERE COMES THE CAR! SCOUT: Hit the road, dumbass! [car flies] SNIPER: All right! SCOUT: Hehehey! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOO! Um. Car moving backwards! SNIPER: Hahahahah! *I'm actually getting impressed.* SCOUT: Oh this ain't good. SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAARGH! [boom] DEMO&HEAVY: Ahh! SNIPER: WEHHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAA! SCOUT: Thanks for the ride! Car crashin' dumbass, what the hell is wrong with you? You got anything smart to say NOW?! SNIPER: All right. I own LOADS of boocks. DEMO: ...whaaaaaaAAAA.... SNIPER: *Once upon a time...* DEMO: *DWAARGHEHAREAAARGH!!!* DEMO: You fahken' eedeeats! Whoh the fohk are YEEW?! HEAVY: Welcome to New Seaworld! DEMO: NO! New SEE-land! SNIPER: One of you rough-types see you the drunk! DEMO: I'm not... bloody... DRUNK! SCOUT: Oh, I'm sorry, I AM the Sage Scout. Where's that Wisdom Spencer? DEMO: What manner of witchcraft is that? HEAVY: But you are wizard? SNIPER: Ye. Here! *This one's simple.* Apple pies... INCOMEEANG! [apple pie falls] DEMO: I... hate wizards! EVERYBODY. BLOODY. HATES. YOU! HEAVY: Yes! Magic is STUPIT! SCOUT: No wait, Heavy... HEAVY: ...what? SCOUT: We're gonna make you slightly more handsome ;) HEAVY: Yes! SCOUT: Come on... come on! Work, dammit! HEAVY: Wahh... SCOUT: OH CRAP! [transformation sound] SCOUT: Boom! Heheey, look, Heavy shapeshifted into a cow! HEAVY: *MOO!* DEMO: BLOODY HELL! SNIPER: Where'd you doctor *coffee* cake *in see*-world! DEMO: *FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!* DEMO: By God I'll fahking kill you for that! HEAVY: What was that? DEMO: KEELLEEN'! HEAVY: Kill them all?! DEMO: Yes! HEAVY: Good idea! WAHAHAHAHA! SCOUT: Oh this ain't good. SNIPER: PISS. SCOUT: Look, I broke your stupid crap! Sorry! SNIPER: Yea, sorry! *Nothing personal, mate.* HEAVY: Ohohohoh. I promise you PAIN WITHOUT sandvich! SNIPER: *Someone's about to have a very great day.* DEMO: To the thousand fORttn we know! HEAVY: Very yes! DEMO: Go to hell with Private Block Head, and tell the asshole I'm coming for him next! SCOUT: WHAT? I'm battin' a thousand! And cratin' HEAVY: WOOGH! SNIPER&SCOUT: OOOOOOOOAAAAAGH!.. HEAVY: WAAAHAHAHAHA! [after the falling] BLOCKHEAD: WeeW! BLOCKHEAD: Oh, hello, faggots! SNIPER: What's up, Prophet EggHead? BLOCKHEAD: No, sir. I am Private BLOCK HEAD! [SCOUT is mumbling at the background] SNIPER: *Ahh, shit.* Sorry, Prophet *PumpkinHead.* SCOUT: Is-is anybody even payin' attention to me? SNIPER: *N-N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O!* BLOCKHEAD: Welcome to the United States of my Tea Party! SNIPER: *Tea? Ohh... You.* SNIPER: *Are.* SNIPER: *Funny* :Ɔ BLOCKHEAD: Yes! We are having tea with cake! SNIPER: HOLY fhaking CAKE! SCOUT: Wohohoo! SNIPER: All right! SCOUT: Wait! Um... Blockhead? BLOCKHEAD: seY? SCOUT: Where's that Wisdom Spencer? BLOCKHEAD: With Engineer! SNIPER: Where's the Enjenear?! BLOCKHEAD: Right here! [TUUN-TUN-DU-DUUUUN!] SCOUT: WHAT?! SNIPER: Crikey! SCOUT: You gotta be kiddin' me! BLOCKHEAD: Where's that drunk?.. Oh, there he is! ENGIE: (dam dag dammit! dammit dammit dammit dammit! dam dag nabbit! dammit naggit nabbit daggit!) [drops out] ENGIE: Awww! Hell! went... got me mad! BLOCKHEAD: Engie! I am going to pull out Merasmus Spencer outta your ass! SCOUT&ENGIE: NO!/NAAH! Wisdom Spencer! / Miracle Spencer... UGH! SCOUT: Return the frickin' Wisdom Spencer! BLOCKHEAD: ...maggots! ENGIE: Now just stop tryin' ta mess with my Miracle Spencer! SNIPER: EENCOMEEENG! BLOCKHEAD: ...I will rip of your next of kin and crap into Basbo Bibbilov~ [something falls] EVERYONE: HUH? MEDIC: Hah, hrrr. MEDIC: I AM er-meh-kill your SCHTUPID bones! ...or NEIN! ENGIE: Doctor! MEDIC: What? ENGIE: Don't touch my bones! MEDIC: ALL I CAn tell you about thIS NECKST PRocedure, is zat I will *KILL YOU.* ENGIE: ...what? MEDIC [while cutting engineer]: HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAAA! MEDIC: *Wooh. Fascinating.* ENGIE: Sometimes, you just need a little less.... spine... MEDIC: HahahahahaahahahahaH! BLOCKHEAD: OH MY GOD! He's got Engineer's ribs! MEDIC: Anyone still alive? SCOUT: Nahp. Sorry! I'm dead! Wehehehehe. SNIPER: I'll be *dead* too. Thanks, Doc! MEDIC: Anozer successful DUMMKOPF! BLOCKHEAD: AH! I am not afraid of Octoberfest! MEDIC: Oooh... BLOCKHEAD: I refuse to be afraid... MEDIC: WUDESRANEDIRPADUBAHNODACEE BLOCKHEAD: WAAAAAAAGH!... MEDIC: Woh-oh-oh-*oh*-OH-*OH*! HOOhooh. Come on, Soljer! I promise I will KEELL YOOU! WAAAH-AH-AH-HA-HAA!... SCOUT: Check it out! SNIPER: *I'm not done yet.* SCOUT: Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: *Ah my God.* SCOUT: Whaddya think about that? SNIPER: Hahahahahahaha! *Hate to break a coffee table* on the red, *but* that is *the* Mini-Sentry! SCOUT: WHAT? [beep] SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! [power down click] ENGIE: ...Good work!..
What song is at 4:33? I heard that song so many times in my life, but never know what it is. Please tell me. I have been wanting to know for more than 10 years.
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Though to be honest. In my opinion, it deserves a continuation of that story. Really, in all smexual sounds just has the most sense. I give this matter, that it's been a year since the last upload, which was four months later I did GMOD video version. I did not make this any follow-up, because I believe that I am not worthy continuation of this wonderful work. So on behalf of all the fans please its sequels. I hope you will listen to my message :3
This is a great work, both the original and your video. Really hope to see more!
Eyy, Møøse here. I'm the other guy who worked on this video, and I can safely confirm that we will be making a sequel!
St. Brolaf Stonesunder IT'S HAPPENING
DamashiDX i find more and more that has a story like building a building or going to burger king
"Hehey, look! Heavy shapeshifted into a cow!"
"MOO!"
Absolutely my favourite of these.
In my opinion, it's the best. Thanks for great dialogues
"Y' got anything smart to say now?"
"Always! I own *loads* of books."
(Rips page) once upon a time
@@designergravy1669 AAAAAAH!!!! You FU-KING idiots! Who the Fok are you?
"By god, I'll fuhcking kill you for that!"
"What was that king?"
"Kill 'em!"
"Kill them all?"
"Yes!"
"GOOD IDEA!"
Ooh hoo hoo, 400,000 crates. Uhh.. I hate crates so much, just be a gun already.
Dat box soldier :D
If anyone animates this, box soldier should have no body; just a head in an ammo box
"Some time you just need a little less, spine"
Lol.
"Y-you know what would hit the spot? Cakes!" -Sagescout 2013
Oh man, it's like a radio play
MASTERPIECE! No, it freakin' seriously is! No doubts about the continuation of the amazing series (although the video is old already, I still hope), and adding the subtitles would be pretty cool too. Because, you know, it's pretty difficult to understand some phrases at first. But it's *amazing*! I only wonder why this doesn't have part 2 at least.
"...RIIIIIIIIIIGHT...."
Captain copper eye crackgineer and kiwibrella headed heavy/heavy cow are great
A true and very nice story
I just heard soldier say "I will rip off your next of kind and crap in your basbobemmibomb" nice
"I am not afraid of Octoberfest. I refuse to be afraid >:c"
sniper and scout on the adventure
you sir make the best lines
FULL TEXT TRANSCRIPTION
(warning: a lot of text ahead.)
SCOUT: You, you know what hits the spot? Cakes. Look at dis!
SNIPER: HOLY CAKE!
SCOUT: Yeah!
SNIPER: Let's have a gob full! ...on cake!
[funny flesh noises]
SCOUT: Um... Oh-oh. I am FAT!
SNIPER: Hahah! Well I'll be stuffed!
SCOUT: Diagnosis? Hard arteries stop bullets.
SNIPER: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ha-ha-ha! You know what "potato" means?
SCOUT: Um...
SNIPER: *funelastrakashtchradutieraskanorlsaerte*... GRAVY! ...*remonamsletsmaneolapletits. The end. How do you like that?*
[tun-dunnnn]
SCOUT: Wohoohoo! Four hundred thousand crates! ...Aurgh! I hate crates SO. MUCH. Just be a gun already.
SNIPER: *Oww. Hate to break it to ya.*
SCOUT: WHAT?
SNIPER: Now THIS... is a knife!
SCOUT: I cannot believe this! Are you even tryin'?
SNIPER: Nah. Standin' around like a phony scoundrel!
SCOUT: Yo I'm not even wearin' a cap.
SNIPER: Aargh, I'm sorry, mate!
SCOUT: What do we learn?
SNIPER: *Luck always beats skill.*
ENGIE: Nope.
SCOUT&SNIPER: Aargh!
ENGIE: This here a Miracle Spencer!
SCOUT: Uh... no. Wisdom Spencer.
ENGIE: ...
ENGIE: *R-R-R-R-I-I-I-G-H-T!* Hahaheheheh!..
ENGIE: Well... I am drunk ;] Ya oughta stand back a lil' more, like from me and my *macheenes*. This one's ours now!
SNIPER: Oi!
SCOUT: No way! It's our Wisdom Spencer!
SNIPER: Ye!
SNIPER: *If your strategy is* inventn' LOADS of new ways to kill me, *it's working.*
ENGIE: Dehahahahah! Buildin' a MEDI-sentry!
SCOUT&SNIPER: GWAAAAAAGH!
ENGIE: This all's what happens when you fight a coward.
SNIPER: OYE! GIVE! A!..
SCOUT: No! Say NO!
ENGIE: Nobody likes this cute little gun.
[bebebep!]
SCOUT: GAH! Running!
ENGIE: Dahahahah... Packin' up! This here a Miracle Spencer. And another thing... you shoulda oughta brought more cakes.
[teleporter breaks down]
SNIPER: *NNNNNNGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
SCOUT: Ooh, my beautiful Wisdom Spencer!
SNIPER: Don't forget about the cake!
SCOUT: We are stupid, stupid, stupid!
SNIPER: Yeah, that seems about right. Right then.
SNIPER: *Now I'm gonna make a* cake! *again.*
SCOUT: No!
SNIPER: Aww.
SCOUT: Where is your precious two hundred dollar car?
SNIPER: HERE COMES THE CAR!
SCOUT: Hit the road, dumbass!
[car flies]
SNIPER: All right!
SCOUT: Hehehey! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOO! Um. Car moving backwards!
SNIPER: Hahahahah! *I'm actually getting impressed.*
SCOUT: Oh this ain't good.
SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAARGH!
[boom]
DEMO&HEAVY: Ahh!
SNIPER: WEHHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAA!
SCOUT: Thanks for the ride! Car crashin' dumbass, what the hell is wrong with you? You got anything smart to say NOW?!
SNIPER: All right. I own LOADS of boocks.
DEMO: ...whaaaaaaAAAA....
SNIPER: *Once upon a time...*
DEMO: *DWAARGHEHAREAAARGH!!!*
DEMO: You fahken' eedeeats! Whoh the fohk are YEEW?!
HEAVY: Welcome to New Seaworld!
DEMO: NO! New SEE-land!
SNIPER: One of you rough-types see you the drunk!
DEMO: I'm not... bloody... DRUNK!
SCOUT: Oh, I'm sorry, I AM the Sage Scout. Where's that Wisdom Spencer?
DEMO: What manner of witchcraft is that?
HEAVY: But you are wizard?
SNIPER: Ye. Here! *This one's simple.* Apple pies... INCOMEEANG!
[apple pie falls]
DEMO: I... hate wizards! EVERYBODY. BLOODY. HATES. YOU!
HEAVY: Yes! Magic is STUPIT!
SCOUT: No wait, Heavy...
HEAVY: ...what?
SCOUT: We're gonna make you slightly more handsome ;)
HEAVY: Yes!
SCOUT: Come on... come on! Work, dammit!
HEAVY: Wahh...
SCOUT: OH CRAP!
[transformation sound]
SCOUT: Boom! Heheey, look, Heavy shapeshifted into a cow!
HEAVY: *MOO!*
DEMO: BLOODY HELL!
SNIPER: Where'd you doctor *coffee* cake *in see*-world!
DEMO: *FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!*
DEMO: By God I'll fahking kill you for that!
HEAVY: What was that?
DEMO: KEELLEEN'!
HEAVY: Kill them all?!
DEMO: Yes!
HEAVY: Good idea! WAHAHAHAHA!
SCOUT: Oh this ain't good.
SNIPER: PISS.
SCOUT: Look, I broke your stupid crap! Sorry!
SNIPER: Yea, sorry! *Nothing personal, mate.*
HEAVY: Ohohohoh. I promise you PAIN WITHOUT sandvich!
SNIPER: *Someone's about to have a very great day.*
DEMO: To the thousand fORttn we know!
HEAVY: Very yes!
DEMO: Go to hell with Private Block Head, and tell the asshole I'm coming for him next!
SCOUT: WHAT? I'm battin' a thousand! And cratin'
HEAVY: WOOGH!
SNIPER&SCOUT: OOOOOOOOAAAAAGH!..
HEAVY: WAAAHAHAHAHA!
[after the falling]
BLOCKHEAD: WeeW!
BLOCKHEAD: Oh, hello, faggots!
SNIPER: What's up, Prophet EggHead?
BLOCKHEAD: No, sir. I am Private BLOCK HEAD!
[SCOUT is mumbling at the background]
SNIPER: *Ahh, shit.* Sorry, Prophet *PumpkinHead.*
SCOUT: Is-is anybody even payin' attention to me?
SNIPER: *N-N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O!*
BLOCKHEAD: Welcome to the United States of my Tea Party!
SNIPER: *Tea? Ohh... You.*
SNIPER: *Are.*
SNIPER: *Funny* :Ɔ
BLOCKHEAD: Yes! We are having tea with cake!
SNIPER: HOLY fhaking CAKE!
SCOUT: Wohohoo!
SNIPER: All right!
SCOUT: Wait! Um... Blockhead?
BLOCKHEAD: seY?
SCOUT: Where's that Wisdom Spencer?
BLOCKHEAD: With Engineer!
SNIPER: Where's the Enjenear?!
BLOCKHEAD: Right here!
[TUUN-TUN-DU-DUUUUN!]
SCOUT: WHAT?!
SNIPER: Crikey!
SCOUT: You gotta be kiddin' me!
BLOCKHEAD: Where's that drunk?.. Oh, there he is!
ENGIE: (dam dag dammit! dammit dammit dammit dammit! dam dag nabbit! dammit naggit nabbit daggit!)
[drops out]
ENGIE: Awww! Hell! went... got me mad!
BLOCKHEAD: Engie! I am going to pull out Merasmus Spencer outta your ass!
SCOUT&ENGIE: NO!/NAAH! Wisdom Spencer! / Miracle Spencer... UGH!
SCOUT: Return the frickin' Wisdom Spencer!
BLOCKHEAD: ...maggots!
ENGIE: Now just stop tryin' ta mess with my Miracle Spencer!
SNIPER: EENCOMEEENG!
BLOCKHEAD: ...I will rip of your next of kin and crap into Basbo Bibbilov~
[something falls]
EVERYONE: HUH?
MEDIC: Hah, hrrr.
MEDIC: I AM er-meh-kill your SCHTUPID bones! ...or NEIN!
ENGIE: Doctor!
MEDIC: What?
ENGIE: Don't touch my bones!
MEDIC: ALL I CAn tell you about thIS NECKST PRocedure, is zat I will *KILL YOU.*
ENGIE: ...what?
MEDIC [while cutting engineer]: HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAAA!
MEDIC: *Wooh. Fascinating.*
ENGIE: Sometimes, you just need a little less.... spine...
MEDIC: HahahahahaahahahahaH!
BLOCKHEAD: OH MY GOD! He's got Engineer's ribs!
MEDIC: Anyone still alive?
SCOUT: Nahp. Sorry! I'm dead! Wehehehehe.
SNIPER: I'll be *dead* too. Thanks, Doc!
MEDIC: Anozer successful DUMMKOPF!
BLOCKHEAD: AH! I am not afraid of Octoberfest!
MEDIC: Oooh...
BLOCKHEAD: I refuse to be afraid...
MEDIC: WUDESRANEDIRPADUBAHNODACEE
BLOCKHEAD: WAAAAAAAGH!...
MEDIC: Woh-oh-oh-*oh*-OH-*OH*! HOOhooh. Come on, Soljer! I promise I will KEELL YOOU! WAAAH-AH-AH-HA-HAA!...
SCOUT: Check it out!
SNIPER: *I'm not done yet.*
SCOUT: Wisdom Spencer!
SNIPER: *Ah my God.*
SCOUT: Whaddya think about that?
SNIPER: Hahahahahahaha! *Hate to break a coffee table* on the red, *but* that is *the* Mini-Sentry!
SCOUT: WHAT?
[beep]
SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
[power down click]
ENGIE: ...Good work!..
There is already a better version of gmod.
sagescout_and_wisesniper's_wisdomspencer_quest.gmod
you made it dumbass
Yet said dumbass actually did something instead of insult people...Ricardo.
4 hundred thousand crates.
Insane
Silver Wind™ - DJ-M4RK™
But true.
Alex De'spark 'Tis an inconvenient truth!!
I hate crates sooo much! Just gimme a gun already!
turns out wise sniper wasn't so wise for letting the engineer take s.scouts and his wisomspencer
Really good!
WELL.
I AM DRUNK.
full song list needed.
0:02 Caiks :3
DONT FORGET THE CAKES
Yay New Zealand. I'm from there
New Seaworld
+Cyberdemon2006 Me too!
I. GIVE. UP.
NO! SAY NO!
Nobody likes this cute little gun
*sentry targets sage scout*
gameandwatch909 AH! Runnin!
Packin up. The one here American-spencer. And another thing...you should of brought more cakes. *teleports away*
LOL this story must of took place in gensokyo. X3
This is very inappropriate... I LOVE IT >:D
1:45
You... Are... Funny
Dat Cake
Music at 2:07?
Edit: The description says it. Nice!
Turn automatic subs for more MEEEEEEMMM
There is a sequel? PLEASE TELL ME D:
3 words : SFM
Where's the music from? :)
A smexual with a plot? I approve!
3:43 WHAT IS DAT SONG?
Soul Calibur II - Raise thy Sword
You know what Potato means?
What song is at 4:33? I heard that song so many times in my life, but never know what it is. Please tell me. I have been wanting to know for more than 10 years.
Light Cavalry Overture, Franz Von Suppe.
Sometimes you just need a little less spine.
And then Steve and Larson yell out "YOUR SPIIIIIIINE!"
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Pootisgmodhere
4:13
Lol
.gov
It's rare that you find a smexual with an actual story that doesn't contain buttsecks and whatnot.
And to be honest, I don't prefer it.