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  • Опубліковано 28 тра 2009
  • Karaoke de la cancion hebrea: Hava Naguila
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  • @lgoderdzishvili
    @lgoderdzishvili 3 роки тому +11570

    when the art school accepts the austrian kid

    • @breadbuttrjam1604
      @breadbuttrjam1604 3 роки тому +360

      no no no! I don't like where this is going.

    • @jwoejesplasj7729
      @jwoejesplasj7729 3 роки тому +44

      @@breadbuttrjam1604 why?

    • @steven-py9cy
      @steven-py9cy 3 роки тому +228

      @@breadbuttrjam1604 exactly, but he didn't...he got denied and joined politics which led to, today's timeline

    • @breadbuttrjam1604
      @breadbuttrjam1604 3 роки тому +20

      @@steven-py9cy yeah :D

    • @steven-py9cy
      @steven-py9cy 3 роки тому +53

      @@breadbuttrjam1604 but he was actually jewish and became how he did due to his father, so this is saying that he joins art school and all is well for he jewish people

  • @wumpusbumpus1412
    @wumpusbumpus1412 3 роки тому +4552

    When Iran's best nuclear scientist has an "accident"

  • @Eitbitman
    @Eitbitman 10 місяців тому +1695

    This song is a banger, whoever made this should be put in charge of the music industry

    • @triple7marc
      @triple7marc 10 місяців тому +141

      We already are in charge of the music industry 😎

    • @ziobeermann
      @ziobeermann 10 місяців тому +97

      @@triple7marc you people are in charge of everything XD

    • @wavetome6806
      @wavetome6806 9 місяців тому +3

      haha erm maybe some news for you.

    • @ZuX88
      @ZuX88 9 місяців тому

      The Jews are charge of everything.

    • @svarogbg8212
      @svarogbg8212 9 місяців тому +1

      Soon will be on Tottenham games with "Manor, oh Manor, Manor oh Manor .. Solomon". Can't wait to hear that.

  • @radosawsolarski1075
    @radosawsolarski1075 Рік тому +2620

    I showed my Argentine Grandfather this, he was so happy we started screaming angry German words, truly a great song.

    • @MisanthropicStorm
      @MisanthropicStorm Рік тому +49

      ja verstehe

    • @sift954
      @sift954 Рік тому +10

      I don't get it

    • @micahlasam5992
      @micahlasam5992 Рік тому

      @@sift954 it’s related to h8tler or something

    • @benjaknose6498
      @benjaknose6498 Рік тому

      ​@@sift954 los nazis escaparon a argentina

    • @Fucshit-this
      @Fucshit-this Рік тому +79

      @@sift954 don’t worry dude. I get it so that you don’t have to lol

  • @floridaman348
    @floridaman348 3 роки тому +1599

    Damn I’m surprised the comment section is still here

  • @UP7729
    @UP7729 4 роки тому +4507

    When you haven't been kicked out of a country in 70 years....

    • @xXPurpleLoliTranceXx
      @xXPurpleLoliTranceXx 4 роки тому +53

      I guess you can say the same about America 😂 except it's much longer

    • @fikusasvazone928
      @fikusasvazone928 4 роки тому +189

      Let’s get them 110 countries

    • @alijaleel8167
      @alijaleel8167 4 роки тому +1

      Shadow_Reich lmaooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123
      @ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123 4 роки тому +5

      Johnny Populus is this a glow in the dark register?

    • @GlazeBattleBorn
      @GlazeBattleBorn 3 роки тому +9

      @AshleyNie Miller lol no it hasn't

  • @terrachad24
    @terrachad24 Рік тому +1874

    This song makes me want to dance possibly even during a tragedy.

  • @chibiemo100
    @chibiemo100 4 місяці тому +214

    They're in my walls

  • @newenglandmapping7587
    @newenglandmapping7587 2 роки тому +5758

    Can’t believe I listened to this for free

  • @marh122
    @marh122 4 роки тому +3026

    I've been circumsized just listening to this

    • @cpi3267
      @cpi3267 4 роки тому +117

      Circumcision should be illegal

    • @cpi3267
      @cpi3267 4 роки тому +7

      @J85 #metoo

    • @mesoc
      @mesoc 4 роки тому +4

      @Susan Moran lol you mad??

    • @elehtinhalil871
      @elehtinhalil871 4 роки тому +3

      Stop Spamming They are Jews not Catholics.

    • @distinkt88
      @distinkt88 4 роки тому

      @Susan Moran not true, what's a mohel then?

  • @ziglind
    @ziglind Рік тому +48

    So good to be getting back in touch with my American roots!

  • @dumbmemes4180
    @dumbmemes4180 Рік тому +242

    14 million views? In 3 years?

    • @Bolognabeef
      @Bolognabeef Рік тому +18

      Lmao

    • @ackshually404
      @ackshually404 4 місяці тому +3

      Legend 😂

    • @kengoldblum7668
      @kengoldblum7668 3 місяці тому +6

      now it is 14 years with 16 million

    • @RoachDogg_JR
      @RoachDogg_JR 26 днів тому +3

      Seems a little far-fetched...

    • @sl2547
      @sl2547 16 днів тому

      And it took that Austrian painter 9 years to get to 6 million.

  • @daysiperez7955
    @daysiperez7955 4 роки тому +4043

    I can't believe this comment section still available XD

    • @tomasdererste
      @tomasdererste 4 роки тому +208

      I can't beleive the comments are available for free. xD

    • @tomasdererste
      @tomasdererste 4 роки тому +61

      @AshleyNie Miller, please use commas, they're free, too.
      It is not clear what you mean if you don't use them.

    • @carthaginian1153
      @carthaginian1153 4 роки тому +55

      @AshleyNie Miller Shlomo is not happy about this one. Oy vavoy!!!

    • @carthaginian1153
      @carthaginian1153 4 роки тому +19

      @Jake Swanson Yes.

    • @coffee4682
      @coffee4682 4 роки тому +4

      @AshleyNie Miller
      Heads up dumbfuck, he can do as he pleases as well. Suck it.

  • @PanSaltzCaballeratos
    @PanSaltzCaballeratos 5 років тому +2888

    "insert coin to replay song"

  • @tonkuriihq8133
    @tonkuriihq8133 4 місяці тому +62

    popping out of an underground tunnel like

  • @GrumpyAboutEverything
    @GrumpyAboutEverything 15 днів тому +12

    I searched "Iran's President helicopter" and this showed up

  • @SUPERDICKMENKANNONNEN
    @SUPERDICKMENKANNONNEN 5 років тому +2996

    "-Danm, Schlomo, that's a nice watch!"
    "-Thanks, my father sold it to me before he died."

    • @LBibina
      @LBibina 5 років тому +71

      POOTIS that’s gotta be the best comment I’ve seen here

    • @tommyboy3425
      @tommyboy3425 5 років тому +14

      💀😂

    • @adan3956
      @adan3956 4 роки тому +3

      Hol up

    • @lexithomas3163
      @lexithomas3163 4 роки тому +2

      Wot I don’t get it

    • @lexithomas3163
      @lexithomas3163 4 роки тому +3

      Recep Tayyip Niggadoğan ah thank you😂

  • @gretathuumberg
    @gretathuumberg 4 роки тому +2094

    I called the Federal Reserve, and this was their hold music

  • @monicamusso1659
    @monicamusso1659 Рік тому +324

    I'm italian and I heard for the first time this song in a movie when I was a child... from that moment on it's still in my heart

    • @patternrecon5271
      @patternrecon5271 Рік тому +45

      Get replaced

    • @dajjukunrama5695
      @dajjukunrama5695 Рік тому

      No you are not “christian” especially not “Evangelical” , Italy has been occupied for almost 1500 years and you love your occupiers? Disgusting

    • @AnnamariaLeprini
      @AnnamariaLeprini Рік тому +3

      Idem, uguale

    • @Bolognabeef
      @Bolognabeef Рік тому +6

      @@patternrecon5271 we barely have 3,5% Ns, at this speed and with our fertility rate it's gonna take 200 years. I'm not worried

    • @justonefyx
      @justonefyx Рік тому

      ​@@Bolognabeef It only takes 13% of Ns to commit 50% of the crime. It's now 60% in the Jewnited States

  • @sebastianvakarian9773
    @sebastianvakarian9773 Рік тому +179

    With music like this, it's no wonder those Israelis couldn't help themselves but dancing. I rate this 9 out of 11.

    • @marin_1441
      @marin_1441 7 місяців тому +1

      11 out of 10

    • @DiamondsRexpensive
      @DiamondsRexpensive 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@brunswickgamingYou didn't 😂😂😂😂

    • @Felspar
      @Felspar Місяць тому

      ​@@brunswickgamingYou're really laughing at a tragedy huh, whether it's 9/11 or the Holocaust or any other tragedy there's nothing funny about it.

    • @tuliteitel850
      @tuliteitel850 22 дні тому

      That's hilarious. Maybe not

  • @jaytea4093
    @jaytea4093 4 роки тому +3351

    I listen to this song on loop while I do accounting homework.

  • @mistermystery1999
    @mistermystery1999 4 роки тому +5018

    When you give birth to a boy and have to leave a tip for the hospital

  • @mardoredardin2995
    @mardoredardin2995 5 місяців тому +16

    cant believe we hear it for free

  • @Svenhansson
    @Svenhansson Рік тому +22

    Pov: Youre reading a MSM article in the US

  • @ranfodar8888
    @ranfodar8888 3 роки тому +2528

    When Biden sends 735 million dollars to Israel:

    • @ethnicsovereignty2369
      @ethnicsovereignty2369 3 роки тому +17

      Did he really do that?

    • @JoeJoseph79
      @JoeJoseph79 3 роки тому +89

      @@ethnicsovereignty2369 More like 3.6 billion dollars annual aid. It's not exactly for free. The Israeli government has to buy weapons from American weapons manufacturers.
      So basically, American tax money goes back into the companies and they fund politicians campaigns

    • @pengudiegu
      @pengudiegu 3 роки тому +9

      @@JoeJoseph79 this shit’s always been happening iirc

    • @druganema8219
      @druganema8219 3 роки тому +3

      @@ethnicsovereignty2369 yes

    • @reveecon15
      @reveecon15 3 роки тому +1

      🤗

  • @josefferda6222
    @josefferda6222 4 роки тому +1889

    When you wipe out the dinosaurs and blame it on the meteor.

  • @Helnest
    @Helnest 9 місяців тому +182

    A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. Your all truely wonderful.

  • @TheMan05555
    @TheMan05555 17 днів тому +6

    When you’re the first to report that the Iranian President died in an helicopter accident.

  • @nachoherrera5678
    @nachoherrera5678 3 роки тому +2429

    More than 6 million views? I don't know man sounds surreal to me

  • @RealTrapNiggafromKalamazooMich
    @RealTrapNiggafromKalamazooMich 3 роки тому +565

    “Iranian Scientist has been assassinated”

    • @1800khaskii
      @1800khaskii 3 роки тому +8

      @「Matghast55」 USA?

    • @LessEcothanMyboost47
      @LessEcothanMyboost47 3 роки тому +4

      The EU

    • @zofo2559
      @zofo2559 3 роки тому +1

      @Rabbi Shekeltranstein Feminizionberg why are you God? God is all love? Are you Satan? Satan is all hate? Shame coming from a human of faith!

    • @user-ev3bh2rg2o
      @user-ev3bh2rg2o 3 роки тому

      🤣

    • @pouryaazizi6967
      @pouryaazizi6967 5 місяців тому

      "Scientist" (coming from an acutal iranian)

  • @aquaboi5054
    @aquaboi5054 Рік тому +417

    I'm Arab but this is still a mad vibe

  • @lulilulu8172
    @lulilulu8172 4 місяці тому +19

    They’re onto us Rabbi!

  • @shugafoo2847
    @shugafoo2847 3 роки тому +689

    Alternate Title: Federal Reserve Simulator Main Menu OST

  • @gosling8308
    @gosling8308 2 роки тому +3096

    "A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants' Guild."

  • @Baseds_Backup_Account
    @Baseds_Backup_Account 8 місяців тому +19

    Currently playing in my head during the attacks tbh.

  • @OriginalLuffe
    @OriginalLuffe 10 місяців тому +40

    I'm from Finland and my Sister used to play these hebrew songs while she was young and newborn Christian. I learned to love this one cd, and learned few songs by heart. This is the only one after 30 years I still can sing-along, never alone because of my horrible singing voice... But I love this song❤ I'm Christian, but that doesn't stop me 🥰

    • @OriginalLuffe
      @OriginalLuffe 10 місяців тому +1

      There was another song I could sing like karaoke version, but Can't remember anymore. Very beutiful song ❤

    • @draken_ryuuguji
      @draken_ryuuguji 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Communistcoputtp-wc4fuleast deranged communist:

    • @motornine5636
      @motornine5636 9 місяців тому

      @@Communistcoputtp-wc4fucommunism is a disgusting Jewish ideology

    • @ntdisciple
      @ntdisciple 6 місяців тому

      No such thing as a jew....
      Philippians 3
      5 For I was circumcised on the eighth day, being of the race of Israel, of the tribe of Benjamin, a Hebrew of the Hebrews; according to the Torah, a Pharisee; xref-3 [xref-1]
      2 Corinthians 11
      22 Are they Hebrews? So am I. Are they of Yisra’ĕl? So am I. Are they the seed of Aḇraham? So am I
      ( the term jew was 1st used in the 13th century per Merriam Webster ) ( scripture was finished in the 1st century ) most English translations have changed Yehudi/Judeans to this moder false term jew...they biblical Hebrews not jews...
      Acts 6
      1 But in those days, the DISCIPLES ( notice not christians) having multiplied, a murmuring of the Hellenists toward the Hebrews occurred, because their widows were being overlooked in the daily distribution.
      ( Abraham was a Hebrew not jew as was Moses, David and Yahshua) side note anyone prior to Abraham was not a Hebrew and especially not a jew...many in Rabbinical Judaism and Pastoral Christianity aka churchianity have no clue what scripture teaches of this only what the HIRELINGS ( Rabbis and Priests and Pastors tell them......
      H5680
      Original: עברי
      Transliteration: ‛ibrı̂y
      Phonetic: ib-ree'
      BDB Definition: Hebrew = " one from beyond"a designation of the patriarchs and the Israelites (noun proper)
      a designation of the patriarchs and the Israelites (adjective)
      Origin: patronymic from H5677
      Part(s) of speech:
      Strong's Definition: Patronymic from H5677; an Eberite (that is, Hebrew) or descendant of Eber: - Hebrew (-ess, woman).
      G1445
      Original: Ἑβραῖος
      Transliteration: Hebraios
      Phonetic: heb-rah'-yos
      Thayer Definition:
      Hebrew
      any one of the Jewish or Israelitish nations
      in a narrower sense, those who live in Palestine and use the language of the country
      all Jewish Christians, whether they spoke Aramaic or Greek
      Origin: from G1443
      Part(s) of speech: Noun Masculine
      Strong's Definition: From G1443; a Hebraean (that is, Hebrew) or Jew: - Hebrew.
      Notice how the NT Koine Greek definition erroneously inserts the term jew but no mention in the OT Hebrew...(food for thought)
      Romans11
      1 I say then, Did not Elohim thrust away His people? Let it not be! For I also am an Israelite, out of Abraham's seed, of the tribe of Benjamin (note) (refs2) xref-3 [xref-2]
      Paul is an Israelite from the tribe of Benjamin and was not a Jew. He is making the point that even though Yahweh has a spiritual nation through the body of messiah worldwide, that it did not nullify His promises to the physical nation of Israel for restoration. (Ezek 36:24-28, Amos 9:14-15 (refs2)).

    • @hhhhkkmmcc3089
      @hhhhkkmmcc3089 5 місяців тому

      Average Christian, jew lovers

  • @johanne8260
    @johanne8260 3 роки тому +1763

    When you look up who is the founder of Buzzfeed

    • @IncredulousIndividual
      @IncredulousIndividual 3 роки тому +38

      @Mossad, Israel did 9-11 thx g

    • @AT-yn9dm
      @AT-yn9dm 3 роки тому +57

      To be fair, Jonah Peretti is only half-Jewish, but even the picture included in the article shows him rubbing his hands together.

    • @johanne8260
      @johanne8260 3 роки тому +68

      ​@@AT-yn9dm if your mom is a jew, you are a full jew according to the talmud

    • @solhamer3502
      @solhamer3502 3 роки тому +1

      666 likes

    • @theequalizer694
      @theequalizer694 3 роки тому +1

      @@johanne8260 what about if it’s your dad

  • @OhManImSorry
    @OhManImSorry 3 роки тому +134

    Тhis song is played daily at the headquarters Ubisoft

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 2 роки тому +1

      @Gundyr 12 ua-cam.com/video/yQZSOtzWuyQ/v-deo.html

    • @roryblossom6589
      @roryblossom6589 4 місяці тому +1

      Elaborate?

    • @alvaroflores1462
      @alvaroflores1462 4 місяці тому

      Why

    • @NathanPa-xo3zj
      @NathanPa-xo3zj 3 місяці тому

      ​@@roryblossom6589 shekels enjoyers lol , also half of their artist and 3 modeler are jewish

    • @mushfiq_ul
      @mushfiq_ul 2 місяці тому

      Money money money ​@@roryblossom6589

  • @Shagyamum
    @Shagyamum Рік тому +18

    When u blow up 3 towers in New York for insurance

  • @Bztour-rr4vg
    @Bztour-rr4vg 6 місяців тому +73

    This was the most beautiful song I heard. I don't know Hebrew, but the music of this song has a deep impact on a person's soul

    • @randomchannelthatexists8483
      @randomchannelthatexists8483 6 місяців тому +25

      and bank account

    • @ahmeterik2012
      @ahmeterik2012 6 місяців тому +1

      This is Yiddish I think?

    • @bubbletea695
      @bubbletea695 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@ahmeterik2012nope it's hebrew

    • @letsenjoyinthenaturewithde2324
      @letsenjoyinthenaturewithde2324 4 місяці тому +1

      I had learnt it in my school in Kolkata (India) about 30-35 years ago! Today I was watching Young Sheldon on Netflix and in Season 2 Episode 17 I learnt the name of this song and I searched here and found my love again after so many years❤❤❤

  • @yeboi5478
    @yeboi5478 3 роки тому +2422

    When the protest was mostly peaceful

  • @johns3927
    @johns3927 3 роки тому +2313

    When Coca-Cola tells their white employees to "be less white".

    • @stijnvdv2
      @stijnvdv2 3 роки тому +71

      fuck coca cola!

    • @Gaba_Ghoul
      @Gaba_Ghoul 3 роки тому +40

      Pepsi is better anyways
      Fuck Coca Cola!

    • @Gaba_Ghoul
      @Gaba_Ghoul 3 роки тому +9

      @Eternal European I mostly drink tea, anyways.
      Soda I drink from time to time, but in cocktails, only

    • @Gaba_Ghoul
      @Gaba_Ghoul 3 роки тому +4

      @The MossadSlayer I’m more of a 7up type of person

    • @TwizzElishus
      @TwizzElishus 3 роки тому +23

      @The MossadSlayer Invented by the "based" people, owned by the "chosen" people.

  • @chrisbenultraboyisback8344
    @chrisbenultraboyisback8344 4 місяці тому +8

    What Cartman hears in his nightmares😂

  • @TaiganTundra
    @TaiganTundra Рік тому +23

    "If I don't steal it someone else will steal it" -Israeli proverb

  • @unknownuser2885
    @unknownuser2885 4 роки тому +3753

    When you hear “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”.

    • @Gabsboy123
      @Gabsboy123 4 роки тому +202

      When Christians are being referred to as "Easter worshippers"

    • @Samuel-gc2rm
      @Samuel-gc2rm 3 роки тому +12

      Wtf does that mean?!

    • @lylserb7818
      @lylserb7818 3 роки тому +45

      Well Jesus wasn't born in December either sooooo

    • @freeman48is71
      @freeman48is71 3 роки тому +17

      christmas ? when jesus was born from a roman soldier lol

    • @chester6746
      @chester6746 3 роки тому +5

      ayo you got 420 likes

  • @BioChemistryWizard
    @BioChemistryWizard 3 роки тому +955

    When you use the black chess pawns to keep the white pieces in check.

  • @babaaj906
    @babaaj906 11 місяців тому +15

    300,000 at best, no more, no less!

  • @45acpisdope
    @45acpisdope Рік тому +15

    Money Simulator Theme.

  • @annatar_tgd
    @annatar_tgd 2 роки тому +2885

    An old Argentinian friend of mine doesn’t understand how this has 12 million views.

    • @orkkojit
      @orkkojit 2 роки тому +217

      Managed only 6 million 😉

    • @sonofsanto
      @sonofsanto 2 роки тому +156

      @@orkkojit 500,000 of disease at the best

    • @kireba268
      @kireba268 2 роки тому +8

      @@sonofsanto ???

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 2 роки тому +1

      @@kireba268 he is a holocaust denier.

    • @sebastianmanay
      @sebastianmanay Рік тому +19

      I got the reference lol

  • @osiria391
    @osiria391 3 роки тому +842

    It's really sad that the composer of this song, Pinhas Lavon, was caught having an affair and was subsequently disgraced. Look up "Lavon affair" for more information

    • @hastytkd5768
      @hastytkd5768 3 роки тому +175

      Fucking genius

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 роки тому +141

      @@JosephDWmPelobello No it was definitely Pinhas Lavon, lool it up.

    • @erikcordova1713
      @erikcordova1713 2 роки тому +55

      Based, now let's talk about US false flag incidents 🙋

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 2 роки тому +10

      @@JosephDWmPelobello it's a joke fren

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 2 роки тому

      What is it?

  • @mktnativo82
    @mktnativo82 Рік тому +12

    I can feel my circumcision again

  • @bran5868
    @bran5868 4 місяці тому +22

    This song makes me want to dig underground tunnels for something something...

  • @sc1418
    @sc1418 3 роки тому +801

    "If I don't take your house someone else will."

    • @Sun_n_Steel
      @Sun_n_Steel 2 роки тому +40

      @Sofie the Randomness Master Oy vey

    • @erikcordova1713
      @erikcordova1713 2 роки тому +9

      Based

    • @nihilsinedeo9472
      @nihilsinedeo9472 2 роки тому +3

      our house dog we're the better fighters, we were attacked by 6 countries and still prevailed

    • @sorrymosquito3897
      @sorrymosquito3897 2 роки тому +13

      @@nihilsinedeo9472 Those were bs attacks by corrupt leaders, just wait for the real battle.

    • @druganema8219
      @druganema8219 2 роки тому +1

      @HADRIAN The Great Roman Emperor yaakov

  • @SaltySteff
    @SaltySteff 5 років тому +2821

    When you're shopping and you see a 2 for 1 deal

    • @centerpawn191
      @centerpawn191 5 років тому +117

      When you want to destroy a nation and you find some colored bois ready to do it for you for free.

    • @callmed4n116
      @callmed4n116 5 років тому +24

      @@centerpawn191 its forever Israel nation
      Israel did better than all the Arabic nation in technology and other things

    • @gregsander8439
      @gregsander8439 4 роки тому +3

      @@callmed4n116 Doubtful. Look at history.

    • @callmed4n116
      @callmed4n116 4 роки тому +6

      @@gregsander8439 i think u need to look at the history

    • @heidi3576
      @heidi3576 4 роки тому +1

      @@callmed4n116 canaanites

  • @randomchair6866
    @randomchair6866 19 днів тому +4

    this song makes me want to own a bank

  • @georgedavies5042
    @georgedavies5042 Рік тому +8

    When you listen to Erika a few to many times and you have ti remind yourself there’s Jewish bangers too😂

  • @dcoulter2685
    @dcoulter2685 4 роки тому +1479

    When you’re playing Risk and you control all of America

    • @hqrlock
      @hqrlock 4 роки тому +50

      GOLD.

    • @Necromantra
      @Necromantra 4 роки тому +42

      Alexandre .C Get it? Gold?

    • @Ru5tY68
      @Ru5tY68 4 роки тому +33

      @@hqrlock stein

    • @officialniktheking6891
      @officialniktheking6891 4 роки тому +19

      Brigham Young that’s funny considering that Lenin was a Jew puppet that ruined russian empire

    • @loloy45ful
      @loloy45ful 4 роки тому +2

      True

  • @alidalia69
    @alidalia69 3 роки тому +2257

    When you go to the bank and the cashier says Shalom

  • @Barnooo
    @Barnooo Рік тому +19

    I listened to this while doing Finance Homework.
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    I got straight A's

  • @simonmunchen77
    @simonmunchen77 8 місяців тому +22

    Love it, shalom from Iraq 🙏✝️😍

    • @sursumkorda
      @sursumkorda 8 місяців тому +2

      💩✝️

    • @simonmunchen77
      @simonmunchen77 8 місяців тому +16

      @@sursumkorda Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.

    • @sursumkorda
      @sursumkorda 8 місяців тому

      fk jesus@@simonmunchen77

    • @Crimson19977
      @Crimson19977 Місяць тому

      Christians don't say shalom, Christianity ≠ judaism

    • @simonmunchen77
      @simonmunchen77 Місяць тому

      @@Crimson19977 ??

  • @EveningRepublic
    @EveningRepublic 4 роки тому +2814

    Why did this show up when I searched for "US national anthem"?

    • @aleph.nought
      @aleph.nought 4 роки тому +398

      @Idk Idk When you have no sense for humor.

    • @pancreaticcum2122
      @pancreaticcum2122 4 роки тому +3

      🤔😳🤭

    • @merav2098
      @merav2098 4 роки тому +5

      🖕🏼

    • @aleph.nought
      @aleph.nought 4 роки тому +60

      @Idk Idk But I see not english one because you can't write in english properly.

    • @azh8208
      @azh8208 4 роки тому +8

      but it actually is

  • @kayla-kr5dx
    @kayla-kr5dx 4 роки тому +2332

    my jewish friend always sings this when he gets drunk and honestly it’s a bop and a half

    • @armoredmilkman3288
      @armoredmilkman3288 4 роки тому +250

      do you make shekels jokes and call him schlomo goldstein

    • @wasted6459
      @wasted6459 3 роки тому +76

      Does he dance to it too?

    • @thegame2079
      @thegame2079 3 роки тому +91

      Well I'm sure you'll get that breakthough role in hollywood any day now

    • @faze_fake6962
      @faze_fake6962 3 роки тому +48

      Check if you still got your skin

    • @philardo
      @philardo 2 роки тому +95

      shoutout to you, for the one comment here, that isn't degenerate

  • @somebody759
    @somebody759 7 місяців тому +14

    It's impossible to listen to this 6 million times in 6 years.

    • @taube_g
      @taube_g 7 місяців тому

      Nazi

    • @user-zc7sq8rb8x
      @user-zc7sq8rb8x 7 місяців тому

      9/11 song

    • @Fella12366
      @Fella12366 7 місяців тому

      Best we can do is 271k

    • @TheOneAndOnlyCatfish.
      @TheOneAndOnlyCatfish. 6 місяців тому

      you'd have to kill 10 people an hour per concentration camp, thats VERY possible when you have control of an entire continent, also there was roughly 1000 camps, not 23.

  • @ghouldragoon6436
    @ghouldragoon6436 Рік тому +174

    Great american anthem

  • @Infearmal
    @Infearmal 3 роки тому +32

    When you control 95% of medias thanks to 6 of your corporations and 100% of advertisment thanks to 4.

  • @Swaggaccino
    @Swaggaccino 2 роки тому +3081

    When you’ve been kicked out of 109 different gyms but that’s because they were all jealous of your gains

  • @mfats123
    @mfats123 Рік тому +21

    This comment section is gold. I love gold.

  • @7F0X7
    @7F0X7 16 днів тому +5

    When the president of Iran pulls a *KOBE!*

  • @guilhermecadima4201
    @guilhermecadima4201 3 роки тому +201

    Beirut huge explosion
    "Hamas, was the Hamas
    Was the Hamas"

    • @BigChiken44
      @BigChiken44 3 роки тому +6

      It was aliens, Mr. Foil Hat

    • @amish88r36
      @amish88r36 3 роки тому +1

      @@BigChiken44 инопланетяне 👽... may be

  • @pennsy6755
    @pennsy6755 4 роки тому +422

    so this is what the Last of us 2 writers listen to

  • @jacksonweissenfluh5026
    @jacksonweissenfluh5026 Рік тому +285

    If the music industry could be defined by one song, this would be it.

    • @pikiwiki
      @pikiwiki Рік тому +29

      Absolutely. The entire industry. Every bit of it

    • @laurendaryani4893
      @laurendaryani4893 Рік тому +1

      @@pikiwiki Yes every single one of them is Jewish, right? Stop being 15-year-olds on 4chan.

    • @CAAvgvstvs
      @CAAvgvstvs Рік тому +59

      Along with the banking, mass media, government intelligence, and financial industries as well..

    • @djinntonnick3383
      @djinntonnick3383 11 місяців тому +19

      @@CAAvgvstvs The warmongering! Don't forget the warmongering!

    • @thesovietonion4671
      @thesovietonion4671 8 місяців тому +8

      All industries

  • @tripout3994
    @tripout3994 Рік тому +9

    When you think September 11 is a great day for vacantion.

  • @Idontuploadhereanymore
    @Idontuploadhereanymore 5 років тому +1001

    Set the speed to 1.25 or 1.50 for the real Jewish experience

  • @KnightFox4
    @KnightFox4 4 роки тому +518

    When the US Congress can’t audit the Federal Reserve

  • @justinwolf7490
    @justinwolf7490 Рік тому +5

    When Chick-fil-A starts making chicken sandwiches with bagels

  • @hhhhkkmmcc3089
    @hhhhkkmmcc3089 11 місяців тому +6

    After listening to this i checked my bank account 🏦

  • @14TND88
    @14TND88 3 роки тому +727

    This is me in september 11th 2001 after skipping work

    • @envyme6275
      @envyme6275 3 роки тому +55

      This is literally me in september first 1939

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 3 роки тому +7

      This was me a week ago

    • @whodeyhighlights8536
      @whodeyhighlights8536 3 роки тому +21

      This is literally me in June 8th 1967

    • @UrsineArms
      @UrsineArms 3 роки тому

      Hey I've seen you before

    • @14TND88
      @14TND88 3 роки тому

      @@UrsineArms I’ve made the rounds on instagram and tik tok, where from?

  • @shankaranpillai8825
    @shankaranpillai8825 3 роки тому +83

    Ikea: Take as many pencils as you want.
    *Everybody:*

  • @andhri6508
    @andhri6508 Рік тому +14

    I raised my hand without explication 🙋🏼‍♂️

  • @Magus322
    @Magus322 10 місяців тому +7

    When you find a penny on the floor

  • @mr.profundis3804
    @mr.profundis3804 3 роки тому +130

    Open border for Israel.

    • @conlari178
      @conlari178 3 роки тому +2

      They cant risk getting terrorists in

    • @sananbinh9260
      @sananbinh9260 3 роки тому +27

      @@conlari178 you are "Islamophobe and Xenophobe"

    • @mace4978
      @mace4978 3 роки тому +2

      @@sananbinh9260 RACISM

    • @pepemcpepe
      @pepemcpepe 2 роки тому +9

      @@conlari178 But Europe should because diversity ...

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 2 роки тому

      @@pepemcpepe ua-cam.com/video/yQZSOtzWuyQ/v-deo.html

  • @JohnDoe-lu4rc
    @JohnDoe-lu4rc 2 роки тому +536

    Fun fact : This song was played at the first USO show made on a warship search USS Liberty for further details

    • @ulester3092
      @ulester3092 2 роки тому +95

      “But sir it’s an allied ship”

    • @JohnDoe-lu4rc
      @JohnDoe-lu4rc 2 роки тому +19

      @@ulester3092 shoot it down

    • @matt_dude2446
      @matt_dude2446 2 роки тому +1

      Wow, an interesting incident where Israel accidentally shot down a ship and then compensated the victims with millions of dollars, with the US government finding no evidence of intentionality.

    • @der_Hague
      @der_Hague 2 роки тому +4

      @@matt_dude2446 millions of US dollars given to Israel*

    • @matt_dude2446
      @matt_dude2446 2 роки тому

      @@der_Hague No, Israel absolutely paid the US

  • @novostranger
    @novostranger Рік тому +34

    That moment when you realise that Gen Z is the most depressed generation in history.

  • @10THPROPHET
    @10THPROPHET 5 місяців тому +18

    U.S Government theme

  • @NameOfTheGame590
    @NameOfTheGame590 4 роки тому +855

    When the DNA test says you’re 3% Jewish

    • @karolkowalski3424
      @karolkowalski3424 4 роки тому +21

      I am 77 percent .d

    • @Luki25317
      @Luki25317 4 роки тому +41

      @@ilyaas_1 First of all Khazars were turkic, and genetic studies reveal that Ashkenazi Jews
      are originally from The Middle East.

    • @marus8694
      @marus8694 4 роки тому

      @@Luki25317 jews are from egypt

    • @rvgnar2784
      @rvgnar2784 3 роки тому +4

      @Eagle of Caucasian Jews are sémitic from Palestine Ashkenazi has similar dna with north arabs

    • @emo_girlbymgk8181
      @emo_girlbymgk8181 3 роки тому

      Shushii when you write an unoriginal comment.

  • @adan3956
    @adan3956 5 років тому +2079

    What do you called a jew that move slowly?
    Schlomotion

    • @creemyice
      @creemyice 5 років тому +26

      shlomotion

    • @adam422
      @adam422 5 років тому +32

      @@creemyice shalomotion

    • @charlottesmithers9790
      @charlottesmithers9790 5 років тому +6

      Oh god thats so bad why did it tickle me so much

    • @Fablezzz
      @Fablezzz 4 роки тому +38

      Expected horrible antisemitism, got a clever and hilarious pun 10/10

    • @say3184
      @say3184 4 роки тому

      Showamotion

  • @Christian_Maoist.
    @Christian_Maoist. Рік тому +8

    I have a sudden urge to scam someone with a banking deal

    • @ladyhonor822
      @ladyhonor822 Рік тому +1

      🌎🇺🇲🙏🥂🔥👍🥞💯🐕‍🦺❤️🥩🦞💉💉💉🩹🐾🦴🥂🇺🇲🧹🧹🧹

  • @andree8945
    @andree8945 Місяць тому +5

    Knuckles... Brought me here?

    • @bones7267
      @bones7267 Місяць тому

      It's so weird to say that. I wanted to see how many are here after that shit lol.

  • @ryanyu170
    @ryanyu170 4 роки тому +191

    typed in "that jewish song" and was not disappointed

  • @elcachirulo76
    @elcachirulo76 6 років тому +1342

    the hebrew version of kalinka

    • @CommieHamiHa
      @CommieHamiHa 5 років тому +44

      The lamer version of kalinka

    • @Sevoverkill
      @Sevoverkill 5 років тому +171

      @@CommieHamiHa the richer version of kalinka

    • @juri8723
      @juri8723 5 років тому +9

      its not hebrew, its jewish

    • @zeno3096
      @zeno3096 5 років тому +7

      No, hebrew version of Kalinka is lechaim

    • @gicady
      @gicady 5 років тому +4

      @@Sevoverkill Oy , stfu.

  • @e0o9kii
    @e0o9kii 3 місяці тому +4

    Best motivational song if you're studying 📖 accounting or banking

  • @CharlieName33
    @CharlieName33 9 місяців тому +8

    A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild

  • @eliasmiranda5181
    @eliasmiranda5181 2 роки тому +747

    When the multi-million dollar company wishes you "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"

  • @generalfrog4658
    @generalfrog4658 4 роки тому +441

    Came here not for the song, but the comments

    • @alijaleel8167
      @alijaleel8167 4 роки тому +3

      General Frog me too kid . Me too😔

    • @witalian1
      @witalian1 4 роки тому +1

      me three

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 4 роки тому +8

      I came expecting sseth references, what I got was a twinge of hope.

    • @armoredmilkman3288
      @armoredmilkman3288 4 роки тому +9

      @@Morec0 hey hey people

    • @vergildisparda
      @vergildisparda 4 роки тому +2

      Woah we got the same profile pic

  • @MEJZD
    @MEJZD 5 місяців тому +6

    Grzegorz Braun enters the chat

  • @sursumkorda
    @sursumkorda 8 місяців тому +9

    I would say a joke about it but i guess you have heard it 6 millions time

  • @ameno3
    @ameno3 2 роки тому +617

    When war starts and you support both sides.

    • @omertahaerdem8506
      @omertahaerdem8506 2 роки тому +31

      Nigerian Civil War moment

    • @mikefitzgerald18
      @mikefitzgerald18 2 роки тому +28

      also the American Civil war. Marxist jewish north and the Merchant jewish south

    • @Emel_unlegit
      @Emel_unlegit 2 роки тому +16

      @@mikefitzgerald18 Marxist North lmfao im dying

    • @mikefitzgerald18
      @mikefitzgerald18 2 роки тому +5

      @@Emel_unlegit The tyrant Lincoln corrospondend and admire marx

    • @Emel_unlegit
      @Emel_unlegit 2 роки тому +20

      @@mikefitzgerald18my brother in christ, the man probably didn't even know what that was, he was shot before it had gotten relevant

  • @user-mv3zo2ip9n
    @user-mv3zo2ip9n 3 роки тому +129

    Cool! This is what Israelis love to dance to. It's quite interesting
    Look up "dancing Israelis" to see what I mean

    • @user-nc8oi2mq9e
      @user-nc8oi2mq9e 3 роки тому +8

      @@invoicekarbala561 КОНЕЧНО ☦🤝🏻✝️🤝🏻☪️

    • @CaptCool88
      @CaptCool88 Рік тому +10

      yes, Israelis are a very humorous people
      Even in the darkest situations, they manage to laugh about it.

  • @pjesarna4382
    @pjesarna4382 Рік тому +6

    End credits to the world

  • @justin1033
    @justin1033 7 місяців тому +6

    When you successfully raise the rent on a single mom family