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Man studying the ancient texts of Nickelodeon
That’s what my parents said to!
The punisher was right about this.
@LionScarf only if you change your username to “man begging for likes”
Edit for context: I was replying to a bot comment.
That's why there's a Smite crossover :o
Do not cite the ancient texts to me, Man, I was there when they were Carried
“DO NOT CITE THE ANCIENT MAGIC TO ME, WITCH! I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN!!!”
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
I DID NOT
PLEASE CITE THE SOURCE IT SOUNDS INTERESTING @@ItsQubic
@@thecheesen The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
@@thecheesen narnia
sick reference bro
everyone knows your references are out of control
And now Nickelodeon literally just deleted 2 shows from existence for some fucking reason lmfao
Probably to get back at us for calling them out
Which shows?
@@avatheloser18 Big nate, the Rugrats reboot, and the Blue's Clues reboot.
which shows?
@@avatheloser18Big Nate and the Rugrats reboot were wiped off the face of the earth with every mention of them gone from nicks site and paramount+,
but they also removed some shows from paramount+ that aren’t exclusive like the blues clues reboot
I like how Quinton Reviews has just become accepted as the internet’s leading authority on Nickelodeon sitcoms at this point
By accident too, he really had no intention of doing this lmao.
@@yeszoplusfriends exactly... He wanted to be the leading authority on Garfield!
I thought he was the Garfield guy?
@@fanime1 tbf he probably is also the leading authority on garfield. didn't he uncover a lost garfield strip at some point or did I misremember that?
God I've known about this infohazard for at least 10 years, it all started when a friend just pointed out "Yeah, they did a lot of things with their feet, didn't they?" And we were all forever changed within our friend group.
“You’re 26 years old.”
“You’re 26 years old.”
Problem is, they both have a point.
I can't like this comment because it's at 26.
He's not actually 26 though, is he? That makes me feel old
*laughs in 30 years old*
Pretty sure he is only 26.
it is kinda wild though because for some reason I assumed all the stuff about Schneider was well known at this point but I guess I was just in a bubble of people within that sphere of knowledge
actually though, like how is this just now breaking the news? this has been known for years
@@miickydeath12 documentary about it just came out and it's reaching a wider audience than just People Online
Check out "We don't talk about Dan Schneider" by Quinton Reviews. If there's one thing you should take away from this, it's that Schneider was only part of the problem. The industry is disgusting.
I think it was more that for the longest time it was treated as a joke. People saw the awkward selfies with the uncomfortable teenagers, heard about the feet stuff, and went "Ah, it's the internet being the internet, seeing shapes in the clouds"
Quinton even mentioned this in that last video. Hammering home the 'feet stuff' as a joke kind of devalued the clear evidence of him exploiting minors for what was almost certainly fetish content.
I assumed it was well known too but I guess I was just recommended a video others were not.
Those guys at Nickelodeon really should have read the fine print when they signed that demon contract, now the man carrying the weight of their sins has come to collect.
Your pfp goes so fuckin hard
@@dopey473 thank you Solid Snake
What print are you referring to?
@@GabePerez7050Real Like on a contract. The joke here is that they signed a demon
Contract with small details that they didn't pay attention to and now they are facing deserved consequences.
UA-cam commenters trying not to be overdramatic challenge:
I can’t believe Dan Schneider caused a 5 car pile up on the I-10 just so he could amputate someone’s crushed foot
In my life, I've heard interstates be called "I-(number)" as well as "the (number) freeway" but never "the I-(number)" 😂
@@andrewhaywood1262 I've noticed it from people on the west coast, or at least in and around Seattle
@@andrewhaywood1262 It's european coded. Source - am from Europe
I like how "you are 26 years old" sounds both like "you are just a child" and "you are too old for this shit" at the same time
"It's like a Chuck E. Cheese advertisement that says, 'You can throw soda at the rat, no one gives a shit!' Cool, man. I'm thirty-five." - Noah Caldwell-Gervais
Man Carrying Feet?
Man Carrying Feet indeed 😋
no.
@@ManCarryingThing yes?
@@ManCarryingThing It's too late.
@@ManCarryingThing Maybe in the future then
Feet is the mind killer
As it was written
BRO 😭😭😭😭
Lisan al Feet.
Ok bro I am dead dude
AS WRITTEN
It's still wild to me a documentary was necessary to put enough pressure so that nickelodeon couldn't ignore it after one of their actors released a whole book about it.
i love this channel's constant battle of having an idea, realizing the idea sounds stuck up, and then making fun of yourself for having that idea.
That's how dialectics works!
Very Kaufmanesque…
Was that pretentious to say?
I, uh, meant it ironically
Man Carrying Self-Awareness
as a guy who has no idea what's going on with Nickelodeon this is so relatable
FEET
May I recommend all 24+ hours of quinton reviews Nickelodeon media
Hollywood behind the scenes. …And sometimes in the scenes, apparently.
Child abuse
@@Mylo8328No, thank you.
I love that Quinton completely ruined my understanding of what a "long video" is supposed to mean. Now I look at 2 hour long video essays and can only think how short they are
For real, We Don't Talk About Dan Schneider felt like it took half an hour
It’s contrapoints for me. I watch a 3 hour video essay and then get sad that it wasn’t longer
Hbomb, Contra, and Shawn are like the trifecta of long ass video essays for me. My sister complains about sitting through a ten minute video. Meanwhile I have watched that one Pathologic review over 20 times.
Patrician TV has a retrospective on skyrim that's over 20 hours.
How anyone watches over 2 hours of a stuck up dickhead like Quinton is beyond me 😂
I hate that I immediately knew who you talked about, what part you're talking about and the fact that I heard that Gibby part at least 3 times.
🎼One day at a time, bein' a man... GIBBBAY!!🎵
This whole week or so has just been me rehearing the same Dan "get in the van" Schneider feet facts that already blew up in 2017.
Thats how I felt when they blew up in 2017! I used to browse 4chan wayy back in the day and they were making those jokes back in 2012 💀
i know its common to go "how relatable" to one of your sketches but i have never felt more represented in a piece of media before today
Love the Quinton Reviews shoutout.
Someone had to suffer through all the research and horrible Nickelodeon practices for our sake
I too have studied the ancient texts of the terrifying realm of Nikal-Odion:
"In those days, those ancient days, when Dan son of Shnay-Dare did sniff the feet of the maiden Cosgrove; in those nights, those ancient nights, when the one called Ke-Nan Tamsen saw but did not speak"
But the almighty trainer, Jayre-E, though he could not prevent all, still fought against the influence of Dan
Nickerodion
Ud reaaa
@@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd usoooooo rah ea...
*QUINTON REVIEWS MY BELOVED* ❤❤❤
I've known about it for so long that I assumed it was common knowledge. The reaction after the documentary dropping made me realize that the vast majority didn't know and also that I'm better than everyone else in all possible ways because I did know.
The correct takeaway.
I am both proud and ashamed of the fact that I saw jokes about Dan Schenider being a creep back on 4chan like 15 years ago with, "Dan 'put em in the van' Schenider" and whatnot.
To be fair, they just randomly spew bigotry left and right anyway. Broken clock being right twice a day and all that..
@@TomJacobWI haven't been on 4chan, but I hear it depends on the board. /pol/ is full of nazis, but that doesn't mean the entire site is
@@TomJacobW It's a hub for the mentally ill.
That's what forums in general are. 90% of the autists are largely inoffensive.
i love how he refers to the dan schneider lore as "ancient texts." i feel like everyone has or will one day view all of those old documentaries, it's insane how historical it is.
meanwhile there's me who instead chronicles the asset and document leaks from nickelodeon because i am a big fan of the now leaked spongebob official soundtrack.
The first 6 seconds were silent for me, until I realised I forgot to pair my earphones, and I thought it was gonna be some experimental piece representing how our minds aren't able to fully digest new and negative perspectives on such formative memories at our core. I wish I was lying.
Fancy college man trying to find excuse for is own stupidity
I learned of Schneider's sins when I saw 4chan's very long list of insults for him many moons ago. Truly, I am the most powerful gatekeeper, for this was before Quinton covered Nickelodean.
I remember that list. Oh my god the names got worse and worse.
The biggest surprise to me is how many people get (all) of their information from a documentary when this stuff was pretty widely known. Especially anything pertaining to Dan Schneider.
Because the documentary features cast and crew who worked with Dan, which makes it more legitimate than a bunch of randos making drama content farms.💁♀️
26?!?!?! You're only a year older than me? I thought I had time... I haven't carried a single thing 😭😭 what am I doing with my life
I’m four years older and I’ll never carry half as many things.
I'm 30, about to turn 31, and I'm constantly amazed and baffled when someone I follow is younger than me, especially when they give off vibes of "this is a guy in his 30s with a lot of experience and knowledge in what he's doing"
As a 26 year old that ending gave me existential dread
Quinton mentioned 🔥
ALSO THE FOOT VARIANT OF THE LOGO THAT WAS PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED AT THE FRONT GATES OF THE ANIMATION STUDIO (live action shows were mostly done at Nick on Sunset) WAS MADE BEFORE DAN SCHNEIDER WAS EVEN HIRED
Man thing carry has far too much dad energy to only be 26. This is a compliment
Man finishing watching the Quinton review
Man Carrying Dan "ZAMN! She's 12?!" Schneider
Nickelodeon is essentially watching Spongebob 24/7 at this point.
Cartooon Network/ Warner Bros Discovery : First time?
Hour long special on the Bomb and how it forever changed Cartoon Network. Did any one in WB get fired for the Dark Knight Rises fake bomb threats as well? Or it was something like that.
@@PC-tanwdy bomb in cartoon network??
What happened?
@@Jose90867 year and year ago there was this thing that adult swim was doing to promote this one show and one of the thing that they made for it people assumed was a bomb and it turned into this whole thing and people were fired because of it and after that the executive of adult swim/CN stopped letting them have as much creative control as they used to have.
I don’t know how I feel about the fact that I had never watched more than 5 minutes of an NSU show before I started Quinton’s saga and now I feel like I know enough about them to come in clutch at pub trivia if there’s ever a Victorious question. 💀
You probably know more than the people that watched it when it aired lmao. I remembered A LOT of shit I didn't think I knew when watching his iCarly saga
and when i tell you i was literally in the middle of watching quinton reviews’s sam and cat video when you posted this
I can't believe what they did to Fanboy and Chumchum
Bro I KNEW he was gonna reference Quinton as soon as he mention the Gibby spin off show 🤣That dude literally picked the perfect time to make every single one of his videos
Fun fact: the longest piece of English literature is a fan fiction called the Loud House revamped, by James Dean Knudson.
It’s a self insert fan fiction where J.D meets the Loud Family and goes on a lot of bizzare adventures and even visit many other shows like Naruto, Ed Edd n Eddy, MLP, Hazbin hotel, Adventure time, and Family guy.
Also JD is like a god or something. It’s insane.
It ended as of this February, but there is a sequel to it called TLH revamped 2: Embodiment.
Edit: here is some things that happen in this to give you a sense of how bizzare this is:
Bowser sacrifices himself to defeat Thanos
Peter Griffin gets erased from existence 3 times
The main characters get their own harem
The Winnie the Pooh blood and honey trailer is used as a weapon against bad guys
Several Pokémon and a few Digimon become alcoholics
Springfield, Quahog, and South Park are blown up. Like the whole city.
And to cap this off, they fight slenderman in chapter 493. Yes, this is real.
Did it surpass the smash fanfic?
Willy Wanker should have used Revamped as a script for some "Loud House Experience" instead of that mess in Glasgow with the abandoned chocolate factory. Missed opportunity smh.
@@JohnathanJWells yes
I'm just wondering how you can be so certain that it's the longest piece of English literature
Not really, as it has been revealed that it had been copying transcripts from the actual loud house episodes, so who knoes maybe most of it is just plagiarism
The absolute nick! He never lodeons!
Imagine how I feel getting my information from 4Chan back when this was first surfacing.
I always thought everyone knew the Dan Schneider stuff and why I would make fun of him all the time but recently I realize I just have no life
I hope Quinton Reviews takes a long break after making the LOTR extended editions of video essays.
That ain't happening, he just released a 7 hour video covering the lore of Nicktoons Unite.
"there's a dark heart at the centre of this universe; a void from which none return."
so true bestie preach 🙌🙌🙌
This felt like a McCarthian monologue
Always nice to know that the man carrying a thing is subscribed to the same stuff as I am.
Dear gods. I sure we never find out Man was Carrying feet this whole time
It's hard to explain, but hearing someone say "your 26 years old" is what I needed today to put me in my place.
Quinton reviews fans when another Nick executive gets outed:
“Old news”
I was honestly kinda shocked how new some of this stuff was to some people, I mean obviously not all of it and some of it wasn’t proven or anything but I was surprised when people started texting me and stuff saying “did you hear about all this?!” and like I’ve known about it at least in some detail for years. I assumed it was more common knowledge than it actually was.
Wow, spooky coincidence they're both 26 years old. Imagine they were born on the same day, then I'll be really scared.
Quentin reviews finally getting a molecule of respect
Wait Jake are you 26??? Fucking hell man, I’m 26, but my inability to grow facial hair makes me look like I could be your son😭
i got old man jeans. looked 40 since i was 18
@ManCarryingThing If you got your jeans from an old man, they must be comfy at least. Probably pretty worn in.
Thank you for uploading this on my 26th birthday, I felt like I was being talked to directly at the end.
I will say, Toph being from a popular nick cartoon of the era really makes you wonder how deep the rabbit hole goes.
The absolute Dan! He never Schneiders!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lol, I too am a proud member of the Quinton Reviews 40+hrs Nick Content Club!
Really just gave “Knowledge is both a power and curse” a whole new meaning
this is like the shitty version of when your friend gets into a show you watched years ago and tries to tell you all about it
When you said "You're 26 years old" I physically recoiled.
Lmao same. That felt personal.
I'm 29 and I feel this video. Shout out to our boy quntion.
”You're 26 years old."
" ... you're 26 years old."
No but for real, I was surprised at how shocked people were at the documentary considering that literally all of this information except Drake Bell coming forward as the victim in that one specific case has been available for years. The only thing that the new documentary did was repackage it all and put it on a more accessible platform.
It's amazing how much of an effect that can have, though.
I didn't know about this Quinton guy, but I Shure already knew about the whole Nickelodeon debacle because there's a variety of UA-camrs talking about it and we'll behind the scenes videos, to the point I was flabbergasted that Nick just ignored the whole thing with Schneider. But it's good that finally someone made the situation be carried with serious attention to the man.
I do feel a bit wiser than the average internet user for knowing about Dan "Give it a Lick or get out of Nick" Schneider for so long.
I love that Quinton has now set the new benchmark for lengthy video essays by spending 43 hours not directly confronting Dan Schneider.
The Gibby Show, was a close call
‘Did you ever here the tragedy of Dan Schneider the Unwise? It’s not a story the UA-camrs with sensible runtimes would tell you…’
I studied both the dark side of Nickelodeon and the dark side of Ruby Franke for years. Both of which are really relevant right now
as a Quinton reviews viewer, I relate to this vid
the absolute legend!
He never misses
Everyone’s acting like Nickelodeons shenanigans haven’t been known for the past 15+ years.
I just discovered Quinton reviews thanks to you. 9 hour videos????? I'm like a kid in a candy store
For real and every single second of them is gold, will be rewatching all of them for the third time in a row soon
26 years old and having still the strength to carrying thing must be amazing
Like I swear to god I thought all this stuff about Schneider and Brian Peck was fairly well known at this point, but people are treating it like breaking news
As someone who has actually watched all of the icarly quinton reviews videos, the unbareable weight of the knowledge i posess makes it harder and harder to live in society as the ancient text remains buried deep inside my skull and it NEVER stops speaking, anyway
He Never Misses The Absolute Legend
Mr thing does it again😂
While I did know some things before the documentary showed a lot more and got voices out there officially while calling attention so I’m glad to see dunking on people treating it like it’s some silly hobby
I’ve unfortunately known for years before even the Quinton Saga but everyone who mentioned it did so TERRIFIED that somehow them even mentioning it would get back to Nickelodeon’s Lawyers
Watching Quinton Reviews latest video was... Deeply disturbing.
man carrying dan schneider to the incinerator
Man Carrying Awareness (of the situation)
"AIN'T NO WAY NICKELODEON ALLOWED THAT"
Me, having watched all quinton reviews videos: oh man you have no clue
While you guys were out partying, I was watching Quinton reviews
I'm 26, and watched all of those Quinton Reviews videos on release 😨
Can't believe you're only talking about it now 😤
I was there, MCT, I was there 3000 years ago... the day the strength of men failed
Oh this reminded that I havent seen yet the last 4 videos of Quinton so I have like 22 hours of content to catch up. Who needs some documentary
Your Gibby show comment reminded me of a reddit user named BigSpongebobFanatic who would post about the Gibby show pilot every day in various subreddits, none of which had anything to do with iCarly. I just went to check and his account has been suspended. The conspiracy goes deeper than we thought
I had my volume up too loud by accident and it really improved this video
We are a people changed, for Quinton hath spoken.
I think there’s like internet knowledge then there’s like knowledge knowledge, like how everyone knew that Bruce Willis was making terrible films because he was losing his memory then Bruce Willis’ family came out with saying that Bruce Willis was retiring because he was losing his memory.
Honestly the most surprising thing about this Nickelodeon thing is that I had no idea what Dan Schneider looked like and I had no idea he looked like an extra from The Disney Channel, like why is he dressing and having hair like a 13 year old when he’s like 12 years older than my dad. Dude’s like 79.
He's 58...
@@belias360 And 58 is like 79 if you like add 20 years to it, it's like when you see someone who looks like 50 you say oh my gosh you're so totally 30 it's like that y'know?
honestly one of your best sketches
I knew of the rumors but thought it was only just that until recently.
How dare you call us out like this- The hours I've spent researching Nickolodeon when I didn't even have cable growing up ^^')
0:35 I feel called out 💀
If the 2000s Nick-coms are the "ancient texts," how old are my memories of You Can't Do That on Television?
Man Carrying the Burden of Knowledge
I remember being high school aged when iCarly was airing, and how some of the bits were clearly some weird pervert foot stuff. Even at the time it skeeved me out, and I remember thinking "there's gonna be some wild documentary about this in ten to twenty years."
*Nickelodeon thing* hits different after seeing that documentary about that man that we already knew was bad in 2018.
this was me when my mom told me about that documentary that came out like "hey you should watch this this is so nuts" and I explained to her that this was public information for years
Thanks MCT, now I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed that I've binged the entire Quinton Reviews catalogue like 3 or 4 times