Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Greg Heffley and the Ballistic Missile

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @Real_George_Orwell
    @Real_George_Orwell 3 роки тому +261

    I hate it when a random ballistic missile flies right at my town and forces me to run and hide in a bunker

    • @PopHappi
      @PopHappi 3 роки тому +19

      I know man it’s so annoying when it happens!

    • @grantwilliams2571
      @grantwilliams2571 3 роки тому +20

      It's the most inconvenient thing ever. I didn't reach a bunker in time when it happened last time. I survived, but now I have an extra head that shouts racial slurs!

    • @isaacgodby9848
      @isaacgodby9848 2 роки тому

      just ohio man

    • @Gaymorr
      @Gaymorr Рік тому +3

      Like every day right bro

    • @joao_1986
      @joao_1986 Рік тому

      ​@@PopHappiYour pfp makes it 10 times funnier

  • @ZorrotheArtist
    @ZorrotheArtist Рік тому +147

    Greg's entire family saw Manny die and legit went "Well shit. Anyways."

    • @jamezycatboy9926
      @jamezycatboy9926 Рік тому +10

      Same for the dad! But they didn’t even remorse about it either! But when Rodrick, the dude who bullied Greg his whole life, was getting beaten, he decided to help him out and was like “He CoUlDvE dIeD!1!” What the frick?

    • @earthwormsstudios1742
      @earthwormsstudios1742 Рік тому +7

      Probably the adrenaline from THE FUCKING BALLISTIC MISSLE INBOUND

    • @ZorrotheArtist
      @ZorrotheArtist Рік тому +3

      @@earthwormsstudios1742 Well clearly they didn’t care about the missile all too much. They seemed pretty chill the whole time, until the dad got assassinated.

    • @ipasmor
      @ipasmor Рік тому

      That's very sad anyways

    • @Niamh_oliviasversion
      @Niamh_oliviasversion 4 місяці тому

      😭

  • @honestguyintelligent3022
    @honestguyintelligent3022 3 роки тому +145

    There's another one that ends with, "At least the sun's beautiful tonight."

  • @darns3464
    @darns3464 3 роки тому +207

    An absolute classic, one of the most well know llbs to exist, big boom happens and everyone die.

    • @atsign_
      @atsign_ 3 роки тому +11

      The most well known is 20 years later, followed by breaking point

  • @ClassyGamer-s1r
    @ClassyGamer-s1r 3 роки тому +137

    When it comes to fanfics, Manny is like Kenny from South Park
    Always dying

  • @stardragon7893
    @stardragon7893 3 роки тому +40

    "Manny is on a shooting rampage." I can't say I'm surprised.

  • @jesuspernia8031
    @jesuspernia8031 2 роки тому +63

    There’s no way you can read this whole thing with a straight face or without cracking up even a little

  • @Amp67
    @Amp67 3 роки тому +73

    This is a certified hood classic

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 3 роки тому +188

    Dude Rodricks charactization is always so inconsistent in these.

    • @marteater19zz
      @marteater19zz 3 роки тому +15

      Rodrick could be a saint to good ol' lucy and everything else in these DOWKLLBs

    • @jamnnjelly3102
      @jamnnjelly3102 3 роки тому +30

      I think this is just an outlier because in most of these Rodrick cares about Greg a lot

    • @Skibster-w9l
      @Skibster-w9l Місяць тому

      Almost all of them are like that

  • @nicolecorbett9877
    @nicolecorbett9877 2 роки тому +13

    Manny: murders a man
    Rodrick: GOOD JOB MANNY!

  • @poisonous2491
    @poisonous2491 3 роки тому +21

    This one was really cool. All the random events made it funnier.

  • @justampeg4file
    @justampeg4file 3 роки тому +145

    when the ballistic missle hits city, we all know that the ballistic missile will be the ballistic missile.
    I can see the cast...
    Greg heffley -- heg greffly
    The ballistic missile -- The ballistic missile
    the even more ballistic missile -- the ballistic missile
    the most powerful ballistic missile in existence -- The rock

    • @offscreenvoice359
      @offscreenvoice359 3 роки тому

      EVEN MORE powerful ballistic missle: *THE* 🪨

    • @justampeg4file
      @justampeg4file 3 роки тому

      I think nobody saw my name joke

    • @khushidudy6293
      @khushidudy6293 Рік тому

      @@justampeg4file omg you have the cheese touch

    • @justampeg4file
      @justampeg4file Рік тому

      @@offscreenvoice359 yep. The rock.
      Nice rocks. I love rocks.
      Did you know rocks a natural resource?
      Did you know rocks are hard to break?
      Did you know rocks are common resources?
      Did you know if you grind a rock the grinder will break if the rock is large?
      Did you know...
      Rock?

  • @misterbigg104
    @misterbigg104 3 роки тому +56

    susan:let manny kill it will make him happy
    manny:elimanites the whole town
    rodrick:*good job manny

  • @CubeRazn
    @CubeRazn 3 роки тому +14

    Lol all these LLBs involve Manny being killed and Susan being the biggest psychopath of psychopaths

  • @sweep_swoop
    @sweep_swoop 3 роки тому +11

    This one’s a classic, been looking forward to your version

  • @bruhstudios8315
    @bruhstudios8315 3 роки тому +17

    Rodrick was left his family to die
    Pilot twist:rodrick died when the car exploded by gun shots from the other people

  • @beanieweenie1349
    @beanieweenie1349 2 роки тому +11

    This has got to be my favorite Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfiction, so funny!

  • @ReturnofDarkSoul
    @ReturnofDarkSoul Рік тому +5

    I like how they start panicking that there’s a ballistic middle while when the dad is telling Greg and rowley he is just talking chill, and the mom on the packing scene is just smiling while a missle is on the way

  • @monkestudios2927
    @monkestudios2927 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you this is actually my favorite diary of a wimpy kid fanfic thank you

  • @EveOTW
    @EveOTW 3 роки тому +10

    I was waiting for this one, this is a classic

  • @sanrio3785
    @sanrio3785 3 роки тому +9

    I love how in these fanfics, nobody cares when manny dies xd

  • @yes3206
    @yes3206 3 роки тому +9

    the only book where rodrick is the evil guy

  • @tinyrhysherbert7537
    @tinyrhysherbert7537 3 роки тому +8

    Iconic fan fic

  • @tip69420
    @tip69420 Рік тому +6

    Diary of a wimpy kid “The man”: Dads always saying that eating vegetables are “healthy” but I HATED them. One time I even threw up after eating some broccoli that was in the freezer for like an entire DECADE. Manny always makes me jealous by eating vegetables and making mom proud while Rodrick and I are coming up with a prank to pull on manny. (Thursday) Today our entire family had to go visit grandma and let me tell you it was not fun at all “Awww come here” *hugs*. Manny loves grandma because he’s the youngest and gets everything HE wants, while Rodrick and I are just sitting there watching Manny getting everything in the world. Mom and dad tried their best to give us anything we wanted but they were just so lame. One time, my mom bought me and Rodrick a toy car and here’s what mom expected. “Thank you so much mom!” (Friday) Today at school when Rowley and I were in class, some kid spit at the teacher and blamed on US. “It was Greg and Rowley!” Later when it was lunch, me and Rowley had to stay in the principals office. We tried to entertain ourselves by playing Rock Paper Scissors but I guess it didn’t end up well. “What are you two doing?” “We are just uh.. doing nothing ya know?” (Saturday) today’s the weekend so this morning at 8 am I invited Rowley to my house and went up stairs to play games together. The best part is, mom and dad are leaving for a meeting so me and Rowley and I had a BLAST. “Bwahahahahhhahha!” It was almost 6 pm and Rowley and I realized we have been playing for 10 HOURS straight. Rowley and I stopped and took a break and looked outside of the window and saw a man in a mysterious suit in our front yard, Then Rowley started to shudder like he was gonna explode or something. “Shudder, Shudder” 2 hours later, when mom and dad came back Rowley and I just remembered that Rowley has to go home before 5 o’ clock, and let me tell you, it WASN’T easy for Rowley to sneak out of the house. Rowley: “Shudder, Shudder” Greg: *whispers* “get your fat ass out of here.” (Sunday) This morning I was awaken by an loud siren outside. “REEEEEEEEEEEEE” Greg: “OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!!” Well that wasn’t the right time to scream because mom came in and scolded me. “Why did you say that?” *scolds* When I was eating breakfast today, Rodrick but a fart balloon (OK I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S CALLED OK?) Under my chair, and it was very embarrassing. “PFFFFFFFFFFFF” I guess I had to be a little careful next time. (Monday) Today at school, everyone was looking at me like a was some kind of celebrity or something, and I realized something. Remember that time where Rowley and I got sent to the principals office for getting framed? Well they were laughing at me and taking pictures of me and DON’T ask me how they brought phones to school. “Flash, Flash, Flash” “Haha Dork!” When I came back to school today, mom and dad said that we were gonna move out to a different city. Well that was pretty sad because I will have to leave my best friend Rowley here. (Tuesday) today was the day we have to move out and it was CHAOTIC. Manny started running around the room like he drank some mysterious potion or something, and Rodrick was dancing around like a STUPID monkey. I went to Rowley’s house and said goodbye to him and stayed there for a couple of hours. Later, mom and dad were done packing their stuff and called a truck to carry all the stuff. “RRRRRRRRRR” The best part is, I didn’t have to go to school today and lemme tell you, I would rather go to school than stay in this car, because it was like a NIGHTMARE. Rodrick: “WASSUP, IM SO COOL, I HATE SCHOOL, AND I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A TOOL.” Manny: “WAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Today when we arrived at our new house, mom told me to go upstairs and got the smallest room you can ever imagine. Me: “but mom this room is so smal-“. Mom: “Nuh uh uh, stop being picky, THIS is gonna be your room.” Then mom started talking about when she was little she only had rooms smaller than the room I HAVE. Mom and dad went outside and took Manny and Rodrick and except for me, ya know. When I walked back into the house I saw a man that was sitting on a couch that looked familiar. IT WAS THE MAN WE SAW ON SATURDAY. “OH, MY, GOD, PLEASE DINT KIDNAP ME.” Man: “listen here kid, I’m not here to kidnap here.” He started to describe himself and said his name was Max, well pretty lame to be honest. He said upstairs he left a mysterious box in the closet and left. I went upstairs to check what’s inside the mysterious box and saw three little toys that might in a cartoon movie. One of them was dark red and could stretch up to about 6 inches. The other one was blue, and had GIGANTIC muscles, and the other one looked like Flash from Marvles ya know that movie? I started having fun with the one that could stretch. Later, mom and dad including Rodrick and Manny came back. We then ate dinner and brushed our teeth and went to bed. I put the one that could stretch under my lamp and went to sleep. (Wednesday) today, we weren’t done moving in the furniture, and that made me late on the first day of school. “Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.” Today at school I took the stretching toy to school and I encountered two bullies that were about TWICE my height. They threw my left shoe on a tree and I tried to reach for it but I couldn’t, but you know what happened? MY HAND SOMEHOW EXTENDED ABOUT 60 INCHES AND I GRABBED MY SHOE. “STRECTHHHHHHH.” Me: “BRO WHAT THE HECK IS THIS HELP ME I HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS.” Well after that I stuffed my arm into my shirt and don’t ask me how I didn’t break my bone. I went to class and everyone was sitting quietly waiting for me. The teacher seemed disappointed that I was late on the first day of school and introduced me to the whole class. “This is Greg Heffely, he will be the new student. That means he will go to recess first and lunch first.” The whole, class “why is there a long arm sticking out of him?” My teacher was called Mr. Phil and he’s pretty nice. I asked Mr. Phil to go to restroom and he said that class was about to start so I gotta hurry. I didn’t know where the restroom was so the teacher asked someone to lead me to the restroom. Then I noticed that the bullies from earlier were in MY class. The bullies “teacher, I will lead him to the restroom.” Well he did lead me to the restroom but kept freaking me out by saying there’s a giant spider in their and something like that. I quickly focused hard and somehow shrink it to a normal size of a hand. I didn’t really use it so when I came back to class and sat down, I needed to pee, but I didn’t want to embarrass myself by using the restroom every 5 seconds.

  • @devinsethna1287
    @devinsethna1287 3 роки тому +7

    This stuff puts Shakespeare’s writing to shame

  • @SirLukedatgoat
    @SirLukedatgoat 8 місяців тому +1

    Not even a minute in, and Manny already has a gun. Incredible.

  • @CubeRazn
    @CubeRazn 3 роки тому +11

    Someone should make short films of all these LLBs, don’t care how fucked it is lmaoo

    • @mudkip69420
      @mudkip69420 2 роки тому

      didn't expect to see a cubing channel in the comment section of a wimpy kid llb

  • @jonathanzleong4404
    @jonathanzleong4404 2 роки тому +3

    The guy who can’t pronounce brother has massacred innocent pedestrian’s.

  • @blackyhackystudios
    @blackyhackystudios Рік тому +1

    Alternate ending: Rodrick never locked them out, and Greg found his game he thought he forgot from home - it was in the car.
    Thankfully this could have happened

  • @AndrewLeung-uo8qi
    @AndrewLeung-uo8qi 5 днів тому +1

    Greg the gunner 5:02

  • @Estart260
    @Estart260 3 роки тому +13

    This one's nostalgic 💯
    Still can't wait to resee this

  • @somethingrandomidk3
    @somethingrandomidk3 3 роки тому +2

    Currently waiting for the premier. Gonna say, very pog

  • @nocomment8460
    @nocomment8460 2 роки тому +5

    This fandom is both a curse and a blessing

  • @evdawg9258
    @evdawg9258 3 роки тому +3

    This is probably my favorite wimpy kid fanfic

  • @baccupacci
    @baccupacci 3 роки тому +1

    DAMNNN you started quick asf good looks

  • @coldbluebrownie
    @coldbluebrownie Рік тому +1

    You know...
    If Greg did'nt escort Rodrick when he was beaten up, then this story would have taken a less darker tone.

  • @EternallyAFK
    @EternallyAFK 2 роки тому +20

    There’s no way Greg can write in his diary after he died. Unless, he’s immortal.
    Edit: I meant journal pls don’t come after me Greg Heffley.

    • @evertonbraz8253
      @evertonbraz8253 Рік тому +1

      Greg Heffley is after you. RUN!

    • @jakeb_playz7079
      @jakeb_playz7079 Рік тому +1

      I guess some other person wrote the rest for him...

    • @Superplexor
      @Superplexor 3 місяці тому +1

      No he wrote it while it was happening

    • @EternallyAFK
      @EternallyAFK 2 місяці тому

      @@Superplexor bro then he must be a fast writer and drawer tho

    • @Superplexor
      @Superplexor 2 місяці тому

      @@EternallyAFK yep exactly 😃

  • @MOVEDCHANNEL69420
    @MOVEDCHANNEL69420 3 роки тому +6

    This book be like 2 pages long.

  • @Insertcreativenamehere123
    @Insertcreativenamehere123 4 місяці тому +1

    Long haul went wrong

  • @magnus5760
    @magnus5760 3 роки тому +2

    Ohh i love this LLB, Major classic

  • @riversvera
    @riversvera 3 роки тому +3

    This is like a retelling of the Atomic Age stories if the bomb was at their town instead

  • @furycat28
    @furycat28 Рік тому

    Gosh, the ambience playing in this video is so scary it makes the story better!

  • @MrManishrathore
    @MrManishrathore 8 місяців тому +1

    0:46 I’m dieing bro wth??

  • @Ashmcballwad
    @Ashmcballwad 3 роки тому +3

    this looks like a creepypasta its funny

  • @antfarm5845
    @antfarm5845 3 роки тому +8

    I have a question: WHY DOES MANNY AND DAD ALWAYS DIE IN THESE

    • @11x11_
      @11x11_ 3 роки тому +2

      mm, frank not so much

    • @antfarm5845
      @antfarm5845 2 роки тому

      @@24problems makes sense

  • @certifiablyRad
    @certifiablyRad 3 роки тому +2

    Another one so soon? Nice

  • @Unknown-sg4tv
    @Unknown-sg4tv 3 роки тому +2

    How To Make Future Changing On it's Own Extremely impossible
    1. Invent time machine.
    2. Travel to 22nd century.
    3. Invent a machine that can change probability to make probability certain that future changing on it's own is Extremely impossible Forever.

  • @ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLifee
    @ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLifee Рік тому

    Please never stop making content

  • @ΑγγελοςΚοντιζάς-ρ9ρ

    3:06 gta 5 reference

  • @Zapizard
    @Zapizard 3 роки тому +3

    this story is a classic

  • @Wiry-05
    @Wiry-05 Місяць тому +2

    Why does Manny die in Every story?🗿

  • @WaiseiHanabi
    @WaiseiHanabi Рік тому

    Love how rodrick congratulates manny when he fuck1ng kills someone.

  • @West_Coast_Mainline
    @West_Coast_Mainline Рік тому +1

    Diary of a wimpy kid greg commits warcrimes

  • @chronosgod1
    @chronosgod1 2 роки тому +1

    The missile became the least of their worries

  • @colettehugo3182
    @colettehugo3182 3 роки тому +2

    this will be good

  • @fan-vy7tt
    @fan-vy7tt 3 роки тому +8

    Rodrick kinda a Chad in this one doe

  • @trash-lol
    @trash-lol 3 роки тому +5

    this story is so horribly funny i hate that i remember the entire plot

  • @mrguitar296
    @mrguitar296 7 місяців тому

    what is the lore behind a missle hitting his town, i'm curious

  • @JunkerTheIV
    @JunkerTheIV 3 роки тому +2

    What a name

  • @benjaminbarkho6862
    @benjaminbarkho6862 8 місяців тому

    'so we taped manny's legs to the roof of the car' is crazy 💀

  • @kathystrong8573
    @kathystrong8573 3 роки тому +3

    Why did he say 50 minutes left

  • @kqww11
    @kqww11 3 роки тому +2

    BRUH YOU GOT 700 SUBS IN A 3 DAYS DAMN BRO

  • @omarpikm2101
    @omarpikm2101 3 роки тому +2

    greg heffley and the balls

  • @kolby125
    @kolby125 3 роки тому +10

    Sooooo... onto the real topic.
    *WHO FIRED THE MISSILE??*

    • @MichelleW870
      @MichelleW870 3 роки тому +1

      people say its north korea, but what if, it was secretly a plot by south korea, firing the missile near the border between nk and sk, and people will then assume it was mk as they got a bad rap, and then sk will get off scot free?

    • @Flibbityjibbity13
      @Flibbityjibbity13 3 роки тому

      @@MichelleW870 that is a good theory

    • @generalkermit6421
      @generalkermit6421 3 роки тому +1

      fregley from antarctica

    • @Superplexor
      @Superplexor 3 місяці тому

      Probably fregley

  • @stephanieschanel4710
    @stephanieschanel4710 3 роки тому +3

    Great video 10/10

  • @ExpertCobra-tn1vt
    @ExpertCobra-tn1vt 3 роки тому +1

    I started reading big shot and was confused when there wad no weird shit then realized those are the fan fics… bruh

  • @nerdy8644
    @nerdy8644 3 роки тому +5

    This proves how much of a bad person rodrick is

  • @dangerouslyslurp7404
    @dangerouslyslurp7404 3 роки тому +1

    thats weird... i didnt get any notif for this video!

  • @veyevseevyou9144
    @veyevseevyou9144 3 роки тому +2

    ONLY 4?! how?

  • @rataqueso2307
    @rataqueso2307 3 роки тому +4

    They should make a sequel of greg becoming a monster with the power of the drummies and radiation ☢️ 😎

  • @Krispymossmobster
    @Krispymossmobster 3 роки тому +5

    "Premieres in 69 minutes" 😏

  • @AlapakiLee
    @AlapakiLee 3 роки тому +3

    Hawaii

  • @CommunistCreeper
    @CommunistCreeper 3 роки тому +2

    This is a classic

  • @cringeboi6763
    @cringeboi6763 3 роки тому +1

    I saw this in my recommended and now I’m wondering about life

  • @GOAT-pi3gl
    @GOAT-pi3gl 3 роки тому +4

    Can’t wait!

  • @Meme-xk9gz
    @Meme-xk9gz Рік тому

    I hate when a nuclear tipped intercontinental ballistic missile hits my small town

  • @masongbcool5069
    @masongbcool5069 3 роки тому +2

    Oh the misery

  • @DJWingoYT
    @DJWingoYT 3 роки тому +2

    The most normal story

  • @jimlangbein1737
    @jimlangbein1737 9 місяців тому

    I was very tense during this video

  • @Chilland-spacenift
    @Chilland-spacenift 13 днів тому

    This happened to me a few times, it’s annoying but nothing more than a slight inconvenience.

  • @BigBunnehFR
    @BigBunnehFR Рік тому

    ngl i got super mad after they died and rodrick just jumped in

  • @susanlozano7530
    @susanlozano7530 3 роки тому +2

    19 mins to go

  • @normanmatukane6983
    @normanmatukane6983 3 роки тому +2

    We need diary of a hero acedamia season 2

  • @colettehugo3182
    @colettehugo3182 3 роки тому +2

    that was nice

  • @AlexS1346
    @AlexS1346 3 роки тому +1

    Haven't seen this in 3 years. Also, Chapter 2 of The Sun Vanished came out.

  • @justanormalchannel69
    @justanormalchannel69 Місяць тому

    Intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile moment

  • @gamerboionyt
    @gamerboionyt Рік тому

    Ok when he said 120 mph a car was going and hit a car that’s exactly the speed I was going in beamng into a car.

  • @Kismyytname
    @Kismyytname Місяць тому

    0:35 💀 bro cooked his friend right there

  • @kearneyzzyzwiczsr.6390
    @kearneyzzyzwiczsr.6390 2 роки тому

    I actually just commented here to meme and sperg out a little but these are genuinely lit

  • @butter2933
    @butter2933 3 роки тому +1

    “International best seller”

  • @franciscoanimations
    @franciscoanimations 3 роки тому +1

    Is there a wimpy kid ww3 fanfiction

  • @Pixxely
    @Pixxely 3 роки тому +2

    Eyyy its finally here

  • @MYR_112
    @MYR_112 2 роки тому

    good job manny

  • @TheIgorGruzdev
    @TheIgorGruzdev 2 роки тому

    I wish this was canon of the wimpy kid series

  • @BigWesProductions
    @BigWesProductions 3 роки тому +3

    This one is amazing lmao

  • @galacticbambo
    @galacticbambo 3 роки тому +1

    GONNA GO BALLISTIC
    ALSO
    just to get a shoutout, this guy is weirdly AWESOME

  • @bruhnamedhunter191
    @bruhnamedhunter191 Рік тому

    2:21 i laughed so goddamn hard here that i almost threw up im a terrible person

  • @plush_vr7727
    @plush_vr7727 3 роки тому +1

    Where do you find these

  • @surratmi4526
    @surratmi4526 2 роки тому

    Guys I gotta theory I think it's because rodrick asked someone to fire a missile just so they can die

  • @FrankieMations
    @FrankieMations 3 роки тому +1

    Oh shit Greg died