Different students getting their test results - Lasizwe

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  • @LasizweDambuza
    @LasizweDambuza  4 роки тому +1207

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    • @dreasarchive
      @dreasarchive 4 роки тому +19

      Video was funny as always ❤️

    • @mudiwazharare4634
      @mudiwazharare4634 4 роки тому +8

      YES ilysm❤❤❤😹

    • @thandiegirl2173
      @thandiegirl2173 4 роки тому +10

      That has made my day 👍🏽👑

    • @unathivundisa7731
      @unathivundisa7731 4 роки тому +9

      We enjoyed it as always ❤️👍😊

    • @kaeylibee7880
      @kaeylibee7880 4 роки тому +7

      Hhehe... Everyone's eyes is quiet now.. big ears with their mouths shem🙆😅🙈😂

  • @vuyiwedyantyi7892
    @vuyiwedyantyi7892 4 роки тому +1191

    "Whether you pass or fail, I still get my full salary" -a national anthem of educators

  • @dreasarchive
    @dreasarchive 4 роки тому +2128

    Who else loves lasizwe’s sense of humor and he’s originality 🤩

  • @kaitlynhendricks3878
    @kaitlynhendricks3878 4 роки тому +983

    "i dont care whether your father is the president of the mars or the moon or the earth"
    Im dead 🤣💀💔

  • @rufarochabedi5125
    @rufarochabedi5125 3 роки тому +146

    Lol the 40% student is way happier than the 95% student.😂😂

  • @tlotlegomokalake6347
    @tlotlegomokalake6347 4 роки тому +185

    "Whether you pass or fail, I'm still going to get my salary with a bonus" , my high school teachers loved that phrase 😂😂

  • @thulaganyomolosiwa
    @thulaganyomolosiwa 4 роки тому +349

    4:05 The way they started singing Lorch when the teacher said her name killed me😂👐🏽

  • @heiditemba314
    @heiditemba314 4 роки тому +911

    😂😂😂.Everyone in Africa relates to this. 😂😂😂😂😂 and specifically those that went to public schools.

    • @hombakazimagazi3849
      @hombakazimagazi3849 4 роки тому +17

      7
      I think it's especially public school kids😂😂😂

    • @cinnagirl_0714
      @cinnagirl_0714 4 роки тому +10

      I go to a private school.

    • @heiditemba314
      @heiditemba314 4 роки тому +14

      @@cinnagirl_0714 i also went to a private school and this was still common

    • @FreyMayBeHere
      @FreyMayBeHere 4 роки тому +10

      @@heiditemba314 exactly. Bruh. Having to spend the whole lesson listening to the teacher popping off on everyone one

    • @f.anatty3254
      @f.anatty3254 4 роки тому +2

      I went to an international school and I can relate to all this

  • @kathrynwoods6150
    @kathrynwoods6150 4 роки тому +879

    *We need a whole movie at this point* 😂😂

  • @Fatima-rg1ox
    @Fatima-rg1ox 4 роки тому +244

    i'm a teacher and it gets frustrating when my students fail what you've taught them.You just end up being sarcastic about their performance but deep down im laughing my ass off. very relatable Lasizwe

    • @Raccocooney
      @Raccocooney 2 роки тому +7

      maybe that's because the education system isn't tailored to deal with individual needs for each student and some of them are simply incapable of dealing with how the learning system is set up, homework is a flawed system and schools don't care about learning disabilities like adhd, dyslexia and a ton of others. I feel sorry for all the people you've taught before if you think it's funny that they're failing when a lot of them never stood a chance with dealing with how the education system was set up in the first place.

  • @jessicakissasi7718
    @jessicakissasi7718 4 роки тому +169

    “I got 95% when I was supposed to get 99%” yohhh I hate such💀😐

    • @osbiplo
      @osbiplo 3 роки тому +6

      Hey

    • @lunareclipse3079
      @lunareclipse3079 2 роки тому +6

      those people be acting like their life is over

    • @lovie_Zoe
      @lovie_Zoe 2 місяці тому +3

      But some of us have high expectations to reach from our parents

    • @thebestiesthesisters
      @thebestiesthesisters 25 днів тому +1

      @@lovie_Zoe Yea, seems like you guys don't understand...

  • @thulaganyomolosiwa
    @thulaganyomolosiwa 4 роки тому +495

    “Why you smiling, who’s your mother’s joke, I’m not your mother’s joke”😭😂🙌🏽im so dead

  • @boipelomotshabi
    @boipelomotshabi 4 роки тому +447

    When he skipped the paper and saved it for the end. This moment will kill you 😂 everyone wondering whose paper it is, and why is it at the bottom. This is usually the highest mark, or the lowest mark in the class . And with it, comes a lecture😂😂

  • @Sindi-N
    @Sindi-N 4 роки тому +141

    “One, two, three, four both of you”😂😂😂😂! I can’t 🙆🏽‍♀️😂

  • @kiaraparsuram600
    @kiaraparsuram600 4 роки тому +224

    4:19 This is the most famous line!! 😭🤣*Whether you pass or fail I still get paid my salary* 🤣😂🤣

  • @24kgoldnfan84
    @24kgoldnfan84 4 роки тому +358

    Teacher: Neo you got 45 percent
    Class:😂😂😂😂
    Teacher: shes the highest
    Class:

    • @shaaraki6409
      @shaaraki6409 3 роки тому +17

      So true and relatable 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dmt7264
      @dmt7264 3 роки тому +13

      We wrote a test and the highest had 24%

    • @ampro8731
      @ampro8731 2 роки тому +2

      @@dmt7264 💀

    • @thobilentombela9402
      @thobilentombela9402 2 роки тому

      @@dmt7264 haybo no 😭😭

  • @emerentiamay58
    @emerentiamay58 4 роки тому +351

    "i got 40 percent"
    "do you think 40 percent is a pass?"
    That moment is funny!

  • @graamraaa9600
    @graamraaa9600 4 роки тому +203

    The way thembi Nkosi was turning the whole time to talk to the people asking to see her result .She felt like repunzel

  • @nikitakraya7659
    @nikitakraya7659 4 роки тому +254

    "It is what it iiis" 🤷‍♀️😂😂 and that "Thembinkosi unumber 10" part 😂😂😂

  • @Ad-Lo
    @Ad-Lo 4 роки тому +195

    “This class is an ambassador’s ship of failing!” 🏆

  • @lisathembani9657
    @lisathembani9657 4 роки тому +236

    Yhooooo 40% I can relate shem that is exactly me when I get my Afrikaans marks🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tessaharrison372
    @tessaharrison372 4 роки тому +350

    "ThIs CLasS Is aN amBasSAdoRshIp of FAILING !!!" I can't 😂😂😂

    • @blessedisaacolupot
      @blessedisaacolupot 4 роки тому +1

      I kennat even breath further 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mlindos
      @Mlindos 3 роки тому

      I literally laughed out loud.

  • @Covenant_living
    @Covenant_living 4 роки тому +213

    Everyone's eyes are quiet 😹
    Failing with flying colours🤣

  • @mvelo.melani
    @mvelo.melani 4 роки тому +255

    I kept on repeating the " Thembinkosi number 10 " part tjoo🤣🤣🤣

  • @amogelangmoeca5337
    @amogelangmoeca5337 4 роки тому +134

    "Everyone's eyes is quiet now?"😂😂😂. "Everyone has big ears with they mouths"😂🤣😂

  • @emilianafisa7824
    @emilianafisa7824 4 роки тому +218

    These wigs😂😂💀i can’t dealll

  • @LuxuriousGlamourStudio
    @LuxuriousGlamourStudio 4 роки тому +493

    I mean there’s always one who’s upset about a 95% a whole 95%!! 🤦🏽‍♀️ Meanwhile all I just want is at least 60%

  • @Elsie_Akoth
    @Elsie_Akoth 4 роки тому +327

    “Failing with flying colors”, sounds like my chemistry teacher 😂😂 busy getting marks in chemistry that look like ph scale numbers 😂😂😂😂

    • @LivingSoftly
      @LivingSoftly 4 роки тому +12

      Not the ph scale 💀😂

    • @bohlalenchabeleng1370
      @bohlalenchabeleng1370 4 роки тому +3

      Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

    • @kiwigirl359
      @kiwigirl359 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kiwigirl359
      @kiwigirl359 4 роки тому +2

      I can't yhoo😂😂😂

    • @insertyn5073
      @insertyn5073 4 роки тому +4

      Failed with falling colours

  • @LwaziMgandela
    @LwaziMgandela 4 роки тому +166

    Can we just talk about how Thembinkosi’s wig is literally wigging 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

  • @baleofigoitse5874
    @baleofigoitse5874 4 роки тому +134

    123 "both of you"
    Kante Lasizwe wats wrong with you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @simssally9876
    @simssally9876 4 роки тому +250

    "fail with flying colors"... Wow that has to be a total fail😂

  • @KeagsX
    @KeagsX 4 роки тому +182

    “One two three four,BOTH OF YOU!” 😂🤣😂 the screaming has me dead💀🤣

  • @oleratomokwetli7925
    @oleratomokwetli7925 4 роки тому +539

    I'm not first
    I'm not last
    but when he posts
    I click fast
    Edit: Omg tysm for da likes I didnt think I would get 400! Likes💗😊

  • @vinoliaseshoka7907
    @vinoliaseshoka7907 4 роки тому +40

    In Matric there was a guy like Sphiwe. He bunked periods & his friends followed.come january he passed with a D & all his friends failed drastically.

  • @phathiswaportiagaba2914
    @phathiswaportiagaba2914 3 роки тому +15

    "Whether you pass or fail I still get paid my salary with a bonus"
    -Every teacher's favorite line🙄😂😂😂😂💔

  • @EnderAngel-or1on
    @EnderAngel-or1on 4 роки тому +301

    Everyone’s eyes are quiet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_little_miss_fit
    @_little_miss_fit 4 роки тому +103

    'It is what it is mam'
    RIGHT JENS IT IS WHAT IT IS😂🤣😎

  • @sandybae7932
    @sandybae7932 4 роки тому +183

    Who else click so fast to see this lovely guy❤️❤️❤️❤️😍👌

  • @dangerdave888
    @dangerdave888 4 роки тому +146

    You as a teacher is my favorite part of 2020 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @user-jc8dy2sl7k
    @user-jc8dy2sl7k 4 роки тому +67

    I’ve relived my schooling days - High School - Anxiety birthed 😬

  • @Zoe_Langa
    @Zoe_Langa 4 роки тому +74

    When the teacher hands you your test folded, you KNOW you failed 😂

  • @praise.v9852
    @praise.v9852 4 роки тому +110

    Teachers love that line' whether you pass or fail i still get my salary

  • @ihertha
    @ihertha 4 роки тому +40

    "Wait till you go to varsity" felt that 🥺👉🏾👈🏾😩

  • @anitanotico7788
    @anitanotico7788 4 роки тому +46

    I just keep on going back to "Thembi Nkosi number 10" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @robynrossouw2343
      @robynrossouw2343 3 роки тому +1

      Brah!!! Me 2!!! Over and over!!! My 6 year old is even repeat/singing it now

  • @boitymabitsela2410
    @boitymabitsela2410 4 роки тому +14

    "1 , 2 , 3. Both of you, move back!" 😭😹😹

  • @lifeaskhanyi
    @lifeaskhanyi 4 роки тому +93

    Lasizwe really coming through with this lockdown content😂🔥🔥...as for “Everybody’s eyes is quiet”💀

  • @tsatsimodjadji-
    @tsatsimodjadji- 4 роки тому +37

    "1, 2, 3, 4 all both of you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @matthewghambi9251
      @matthewghambi9251 4 роки тому +1

      He reminds me of my teacher who once said 1,2,3 both of you come here to grade 11s l tell you people laughed at him Lol

    • @Lebogang_Bothman
      @Lebogang_Bothman 4 роки тому

      I died 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeanetseanego4802
      @jeanetseanego4802 4 роки тому

      Lol I can't deal

  • @tiktokvids3455
    @tiktokvids3455 4 роки тому +107

    Imagine having lasizwe as your teacher

    • @amina.sururu
      @amina.sururu 4 роки тому +6

      Oh my gosh, it would be so funny!!!

    • @bubbly080
      @bubbly080 4 роки тому +5

      I would go to her class just to listen to her jokes.. and not do my homework

    • @boni448
      @boni448 4 роки тому

      i would actually study hard

  • @quintongopaul4321
    @quintongopaul4321 4 роки тому +35

    "What's wrong with this class?" That's when you know the teacher is angry

  • @Nimoyoo
    @Nimoyoo 4 роки тому +18

    His one of us 😂😂how friends usually motivate you when you fail especially back benchers.😂I love the originality, it is what it is.

  • @ZandileX
    @ZandileX 4 роки тому +38

    😂😂😂 I felt that "voetsek nina!" 😂😂

  • @editsxc9725
    @editsxc9725 4 роки тому +41

    As for "Thembi nkosi" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙈😂Aaaah that one was THE one !

  • @lezarnscheepers9219
    @lezarnscheepers9219 4 роки тому +126

    Siphiwe:3:18 is that one friend that said he didn't study but then gets the highest marks from the crew 😂

    • @tapiwamumanikidzwa597
      @tapiwamumanikidzwa597 4 роки тому +2

      It is what it is😂 right gents it is what it is😂😂😂. Why are you smiling who's your mother's joke😂😂😂🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼all the way

  • @avusvlogs2122
    @avusvlogs2122 3 роки тому +12

    I love how Thembi was swinging her hair at the end

  • @tapwater4777
    @tapwater4777 4 роки тому +31

    sbwl to be rich kids!!☠️
    "it's generational"😭😂

  • @jabulilebuthelezi2837
    @jabulilebuthelezi2837 4 роки тому +30

    I'm so in love with that yellow blouse 🤣 and that's a very angry teacher shame💔🤣

  • @truezladye1893
    @truezladye1893 4 роки тому +84

    Luckily Thembi Nkosi didn't flick her wig off 😂😂😂❤️❤️

  • @misshlu3232
    @misshlu3232 4 роки тому +40

    When they started singing when Thembinkosi's name got called sent me😂 as well as ma'am wa 40%

  • @parrotholdings9752
    @parrotholdings9752 3 роки тому +16

    The part when he say I was supposed to get a 99% but I got a 95% while the other student I passed I got a 40% I would be happy if I got a 💯%

  • @omaribartley439
    @omaribartley439 4 роки тому +12

    Every time he screams “ this class is failing with flying colors” I DIE!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lebogangmolefe8333
    @lebogangmolefe8333 4 роки тому +221

    "Sbwl chommie"😂😂😂
    "Sbwl rich kid"😂😂😭😭😭😂💔💔💔💔

  • @noellepoelle
    @noellepoelle 4 роки тому +189

    UA-cam:7 comments
    Me: can I see th-?
    UA-cam:vutzek
    Edit:THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 160 LIKES!! You strangers make my day!

  • @lolwethutobi7225
    @lolwethutobi7225 4 роки тому +30

    The beginning 😂😂😂 I swear this is how it really is😂😂😂 The teachers talk too much

  • @amanda-kayromburgh9824
    @amanda-kayromburgh9824 4 роки тому +37

    "it is what it is!"😂😂😂 This is so accurate! Went to school with editor of this video. Even he knows this is how it was!😂😂😂

  • @caulidream
    @caulidream 4 роки тому +12

    "why are you smiling? Am I your mother's joke?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @natashamkhabela7657
    @natashamkhabela7657 4 роки тому +19

    When they started singing Lorch 😭😭😭💀💀

  • @natashamkhabela7657
    @natashamkhabela7657 4 роки тому +31

    "Sbwl to be rich chommie" 😂😂😂

  • @albo3323
    @albo3323 4 роки тому +16

    "1,2,3 and 4 - the both of you"😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣 I hope maam doesn't teach english hahahaha

  • @oceanwave498
    @oceanwave498 4 роки тому +61

    Every public school in africa is like this😂😂even tho students fail the teachers still get their money ☺ ahh it is wat it is😏

  • @its_missmiya
    @its_missmiya 4 роки тому +48

    this so true the teacher's voice go high

  • @gelomogale1909
    @gelomogale1909 4 роки тому +51

    Karabo Khumalo is me when I get 50% with Stats😂😂

    • @phenyoyulenda
      @phenyoyulenda 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😭same

    • @katisop5991
      @katisop5991 4 роки тому +1

      LOL i feel you. our course ongly accepted >80 for matric math but we'd all get like 15% in stats 1A first attempt cos even the question nje hhayi

  • @namibian.narrative
    @namibian.narrative 4 роки тому +119

    Verse 0:23 states that "Everyone has big ears with their mouths when their talking"
    -Lasizwe 2020

  • @bamem.3715
    @bamem.3715 4 роки тому +12

    " This class is an ambassadorship of failing !'' 🤣🤣 like how does he come up with these

  • @StianLewis13
    @StianLewis13 3 роки тому +11

    " Whether you pass or fail, I still get my full salary with a bonus" That should be the national anthem of South Africa😅

  • @mphosello8710
    @mphosello8710 4 роки тому +6

    Thembi's head-swigning at 4:45 had me floored!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dreasarchive
    @dreasarchive 4 роки тому +33

    Yo I clicked so fast 🔥😂

  • @hilmanakawa2366
    @hilmanakawa2366 4 роки тому +86

    Everyone's eyes I quiet now

  • @sphamandlahlela5900
    @sphamandlahlela5900 4 роки тому +41

    "President of the Mars, moon or earth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rendy8188
    @rendy8188 3 роки тому +5

    0:41 "1, 2 3 both of you move back" 😹😹😭

  • @nkosephayomatsebula2838
    @nkosephayomatsebula2838 3 роки тому +12

    I love the way you speak out the situations in real life but with humor 😂and the part where you were like thembinkhosi number 10 ungiphatsakamnadi just killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kennethlwazi
    @kennethlwazi 4 роки тому +24

    “Sbwl Sbwl chommie” 😂😂😂😂

    • @b_tee1755
      @b_tee1755 4 роки тому

      I'll never understand that Sbwl thingy 🤣🤞

    • @estherkakene
      @estherkakene 4 роки тому

      What's does it mean? I like the expression

  • @ionatebogo
    @ionatebogo 4 роки тому +37

    This is accurately my maths teacher😭😭😭

    • @ethanphiri5717
      @ethanphiri5717 4 роки тому

      Iona Stuurman I always behave like the second character in maths

  • @lenoremelwich5096
    @lenoremelwich5096 4 роки тому +13

    Those dislikes are from the ones who are failing with flying colours😂

  • @naturalforme
    @naturalforme 3 роки тому +8

    😂😂😂 “He’s one of us” Lmao

  • @taryneksteen981
    @taryneksteen981 4 роки тому +20

    Geeeezzz lasizwe you are the best! I have literally watched this video 5times and each time I am canning myself🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nataliesamuel1740
    @nataliesamuel1740 4 роки тому +44

    That "Ftsek Nina " sounded like Lindiwe Dikana 😂😂😂

  • @anti6908
    @anti6908 4 роки тому +48

    I love that he is posting nowadays

  • @ibabalesobekwa6451
    @ibabalesobekwa6451 4 роки тому +53

    Why scolding at the kids 😹😹😹😹😹 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️40%🥴🥴🥴😹😹😹😹😹 yho

    • @alexedgar6539
      @alexedgar6539 4 роки тому +1

      Teaching... The struggle is real. 🤣

  • @sanc_livia
    @sanc_livia 4 роки тому +3

    "you failed but technically you passed"🤣🤣🤣

  • @ameliaangie5239
    @ameliaangie5239 4 роки тому +5

    “ it is what it is “ 😂

  • @mutsawashechimbwanda418
    @mutsawashechimbwanda418 4 роки тому +32

    Failing with flying colours that's something else kkkk well done once again Lasizwe

  • @emerentiamay58
    @emerentiamay58 4 роки тому +62

    The 40% child
    Me as the 40% mom:
    We laka pela haha thats my child!!

  • @sbahlechanell3577
    @sbahlechanell3577 4 роки тому +12

    I love how relatable these are.
    My class is LITERALLY like this.😂😂😂

  • @sofortunate5171
    @sofortunate5171 4 роки тому +17

    When he said ' I still get paid my salary" 🤣🤣🤣Sounded like Madam!!!

  • @rainbowcotton6513
    @rainbowcotton6513 4 роки тому +7

    😂"He bunks school but at least he studies" 😂

  • @laseiphowbliss9845
    @laseiphowbliss9845 4 роки тому +15

    Ohhhh my gosh lasizwe made my boyfriend laugh🙄😂... I'm jealous 😂😭

  • @lindelwamchunu1954
    @lindelwamchunu1954 4 роки тому +11

    Wow Lasizwe never disappoints 😁😂I relate , this video takes me back to my high school years 😂😂 when we get our test papers with all the humor that comes along to see our results. #Goodtimes #Goodtimes 😌✨

  • @shantycee5792
    @shantycee5792 4 роки тому +35

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 well put we had them Thembinkosis who never shared their score

  • @biancavanblerk8621
    @biancavanblerk8621 3 роки тому +4

    Really Lasiswe... I can watch your skits over and over and over and will laugh every single time. You are just the best.

  • @nutbutdontella4312
    @nutbutdontella4312 4 роки тому +6

    Yehake!!!! 🤣🤣Everyone's eyes is quiet now!! 😂😂I just love lasizwe