When You’re LATE for Class
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- Опубліковано 10 тра 2021
- How you be explaining yourself to the teacher when you’re late for class!
Editor: Tumi Mamabolo
DOP: Kelvin Muvevi
Content Director: Nathi Ndlovu
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Between the three, Which one would you say it was/is you
Loved it, you’re doing an amazing job😭❤️
Yebo kakhulu😂❤
Of cos😹😹❤
Yes❤
Yes sir😭🔥
Whoever thinks Lasiswe needs to be a stand up comedian and is abit underrated.
Say I🖐
👋I
That's a bit far-fetched don't you think? 😬😬
@@keotshepileselloe8998 Nope, Its your opinion I guess, I respect that though, Everyone's opinion matters. God bless💗😊
I ❤❤❤❤
I🤚
“Just tie your hair and sit down”
WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE THAT THE TEACHERS CARE MORE ABOUT HAIR THEN THE ACTUAL STUDENTS-
U nailed it😂😂😂😂
Is ur name xander
I love ur pfp
@@chloenaidoo6817 ty
Especially when your hair is long👀
It's Lorenzo for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 " voetsek"😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did they say it means go away ? I was told it was a swear word.
I'm dead bro!
🤣🤣🤣I did not expect that 🤣🤣🤣
Lasizwe is a jitz kullid, yoh yoh yoh
@@owami it's a rude way of saying go away in afrikaans. It's offensive
“ It’s your father that’s absent” 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you, you killed me today. I’m dead now. This is me typing from the afterlife.
Lol
This sent me😂😂😂😂😂
You typing from the after life then how do we get it like weft everyone knows you lieing every one in the cmts knows they do Brun they do next time type so thing that makes sense like do it next time bye
@@luyandatakane958 dude she just means she was laughing chill
@@luyandatakane958I can see that you are hate on people she meant that she was in the after maybe she got her phone in her hand
"is it because i'm black" .🤣🤣🤣😭
“Noboohlie” 😭ya no the white teachers stay butchering our names 😏
Lorenzo's storytelling abilities are so accurate! My friends be describing a WHOLE MOVIE. lmaoo😂
'Me mam I can organize a toitoi"😭😭😭😭when last last I used that word
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Say ngwe😭😭😭😭
"I know das right!"😂😭
Athi say ngwe
We all have that one RCL who uses the meetings as an excuse to be late for class😹.
"You jumped into my words" 😂😂😂
“Ma’am chase him out” 😂
Memories 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Eish i always hated those ones
there is a whole freedom fighter in this class 😂😂😂
A whole Sarafina
😂😂😂
"Me I'm not like Muzi ma'am. Who is always early but getting zeroes!"
Lmaoo💀💀😭
😂🤣😂🤣😂
She murdered Muzi😂
Brush 🤣😅😅
@@osikoayisa4645 yohh😂😂
@@osikoayisa4645 z
"Say ngwe" 😩😂😂 The call for itoyitoyi being egged on by the students sent me
Am I the only one who heard "If you need a shoulder to cry on I am here" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was like "I seee what you did there"
😅😅😅Its the Luncheon vibes
And it sounded like Nomatriquency 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣Mr Smeg
Mr Smeg😂😂😂
“She’s always absent”
👈🏾 your father, ubabakho loyo🥵
Hai😂😂😂
🙉
NGPHELILE🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your father 🤣🤣
I felt that burn, yhoo😵
You’d swear Lasizwe was a cocky one at school during his times
“Is it because I’m black ma’am?” “Say ngwee!” 😂😂💀
How does lasizwe come up with this Afrikaans teachers names?😂😂
"Van Voeg"...
Sooooo good...🇿🇦
lorenzo and his teacher should have their own reality show 😭
Guys Laziswe’s colored accent is on point 🔥🔥🤞
Can we make Nobuhle a series please 😭😂
I also enjoyed Nobuhle
Hahaha she'd be a good wife for Durkie
@@joshuamayala9259 mixed...
I enjoyed her🤣🤣🤣
Yes please
Everybody's fireballs are looking at me 🤣🤣🤣
I died 😭😂😂😂
"You are causing eyes for me"😂😂😂😂😭
@@taniasmith9240 lol
I LOVE THIS GUY😂😂
LOVE FROM ZIMBABWE🇿🇼
" me maam I can organize a toitoi now "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"say ngwe!"🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yhuuu I died!
Its the coloured guy for me😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
That "Fotseke, tsek"😂😂😭
"Ma'am She's always absent"😂😂😂 The reply- 👈🏽That's your father 😂
Nobuhle is the gherl she thinks she is🙈🙈🙈 I love the power "I know that's right"😂😂😂
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Her: It's your father who is absent💀😭🤣I enjoyed shame he always finds a way to put a smile on my face 😊
Candice: "He's lying ma'am..."
Lorenzo: "Voetsek..........voetsek"
😂😂
It's Nobuhle for me 😂😂😂🔥
“Mam he’s lying” 😂😂😂
There's always that kid in class who comes early and gets low grades😂
It’s the “yewena Lorenzo” for me🤣🤣🤣
Ma'am you jumped into my words....organize a toyi toyi wena girl😂😂😂I love you @Lasizwe
"Chomi,Loren if you need a shoulder to cry on I'm here baby girl"😂😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"you see your kids Ma'am?"
I knew Nobuhle was trouble when she talked about tuck shop while late… fire scene 🔥🔥🔥
Your learners are provoking me every body's fireballs are on me😂😂😂😂😂
Yoh lasizwe you never disappoint "your father is absent" i died
"Mam, the problems I have" Lorenzo🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Lasizwe's acting is everything 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You jumped into my words
"Did you just swear in my class "😂😂😂 I'm dying.
I was such a Nobuhle... Even made my Biology teacher cry and leave the classroom. These teachers had a tendency of jumping into our words! 😂😂😂
Hai man lasizwe since when are you depressed 😂😂😂😂😂
"Why is everybody's fireballs looking at me"😂🤣
Jo,it's your father that's absent ❤️💔
I'm not gonna lie😹🙌🏽 Lorenzo caught my eye😻🔥
*Lauren*- Is that smart girl in your class, she is in a school representative counsil, or even the head girl , she is nice to everyone. She has neva been in trouble and she doesn't even know how detention room looks like. She is very naive when it comes to relationships or maybe don't date at all and ofcourse she participates in a lot of things at school. The only reason she gets called at the principals office is because of her accolades.
*Lorenzo*- my God he is a liar , liar, liar always making up stories and excuses but his lies always get him out of trouble. Ofcourse he s the school's casanova, he is cute, he has an iphone, his parents are middle class and when it comes to school work he ofcourse he gets zeros on his homeworks but during tests imbuzi weJesu akakopeli akakopeli. He doesn't care about high marks as long as he gets a fair marks that enough. Somehow he is able to have average above 50.
*Nobushley(Nobuhle)*- uphumasilwe nje ke loyo akabhedelwa. She is very talkative and always ready to fireback. Because she is so outspoken uyadelela it had landed her in trouble many times but she passes so well. She does her school work and her marks are impressive mara attitude yagivana strong. Wazi izindaba zabanye abagive ngazo😂😂 ukuthi uthisha bani ojola nothisha bani or who is cheated on😂😂 uhluphile ugirl. If she is a class representative just coz she is passing well she doesn't lead by example fusegisa wonke umuntu 😂😂😂 you say something mean to her or if a teacher is trying to embarrass her she won't have it. Hence her parents are ALWAYS called at school coz of her smart mouth 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 literally
@@LasizweDambuza please make it a series. like a mini yizo yizo call it 'it it's it it's' hayi if you don't get this pun angazi ke nami
@@LasizweDambuza 🙌🙌🙌🙌❤️❤️ really loved this!
Loooool
i remember my excuse was always “RCL meeting” related😭😭💀💀
One teacher threatened to call the RCL head, did i not almost choke on my food?!😭✋🏼
🤣🤣🤣
Me too😹
You're cute🥺 and your hair! 🔥
@@joe_lubinda Thank You🤍🦋🥺
“Say ngwe Ma’am” 🤣🤣🤣😂
🤣🤣don't forget the "my parents pay school fees ma'am" when you're told to leave the classroom😭😂🙌🏽
So icard yomlungu Declined On Saturday..was i not tempted to scream “Iya deline(a)”😭😭✋🏼
😭😂🏃💀 yohhh!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oh my goodness
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hawu nawe mara, why didn't you? Yabonake 😪🤣
I was exactly like Nobushley back in high school!!🤣🤣🔥
“say nwe” 😂😂😂
'"If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here" Is Mr Smeg in the building?
“Everybody’s fireballs are looking at me now”😂😂😂😂💔
I pity the mam that has to take all these explanations 🤣🤣🤣🤣
it's the last scene for me😭🤣
"😂😂😂😂Mam I can organize a protest right now"😂😂😂😂😂😂
We all know Buhle😂😂😂 every class has a Buhle
Lorenzo's storytelling is on point 😂😂
Okay but can we all talk about how nice his matric jacket looked
"Its your dad thats absent" 💔😂💀At this point i forgot my problems
It's the background class members and "chommie Lauren if you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here babygirl" for me 🤣
It’s the “Nobushle” for mee😭😭😭😭
"I know that's right "😂😂😂😭
@lasizwe thank you for carrying us through this COVID pandemic... honestly, you're part of the reason we're reminded how diverse and kwaai our country is. I feel nostalgic man..
This guy never fails to crack me up. I'm so ript I feel like I will pass out 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂. This is so accurate but the "your father is absent " finished me.
"Why you late??! GET OUT" Okaaayyyy..... Soo do I get out or do I tell you why I'm late????.. [I'm not even going to comment on the hair situation 🙄]
'ma'am chase him out' got me 😂😍
NOBUHLE 🙌🏽🙌🏽 A REAL ONE 😂🔥🔥🔥
OMG....I can't believe other countries say "Say Ng'we" to bait somebody before they do something😂😂😂🇰🇪🇰🇪
Hey WhatsApp it's your girl from Kenya too. 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 but I live in SA. Its 21 years this year. I love Lasizwe he's supper hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@monicahnyokabimacua wow! We love SA too.. But hope you're OK considering everything that's going on ❤️
@@whatever0090 yes I'm ok. I live in capetown so there was no looting.
“I can organize a protest”yhoo aii 😂😂😂I’m dead⚰️🤞
"You jumped in my words"😭
Your futsek is becoming legendary....I always try to imitate 😭😂😂😂😂😂
"Mam chase him out just like that "😂
The white child always knows how to talk to her teachee
Quick with the manipulation 😂
RCL meeting 😂😂😭
aii guys Lasizwe is something else😂😂😂😂😂😂"Nobuhle" killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely no one:
Nobuhle: "because ma'am I'll start a Toyi Toyi" 😹😹😭😭
You causing eyes for me😂
Say ngwe ma’am! 😂😂😭
I'm definitely Nobuhle😂😂😂😂💀
"I have a right to be here"😂
I'm definitely that self entitled one
“Your father” 😭😭💀😂I felt that
The accuracy😂😂😂😂😂
Living for these moments
I am so happy that I am on time today
Mem there was shooting , twa twa twa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"And then you jumped into my words"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was Lauren back in high school 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣...atleast she had a letter...mina I had to go back to the RCL president and ask for one...argh I miss the RCL Meetings😭😭😭🙈😭🤣🤣🤣
You gotta love Lasizwe🤣🤣
You're actually a brilliant actor❤
Lasizwe left school a while ago... neh guyss😂
Agreed every south africa class is like this 😂
It's Nobuhle for me🤣💖🤣🤣