When You’re LATE for Class
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- How you be explaining yourself to the teacher when you’re late for class!
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Between the three, Which one would you say it was/is you
Loved it, you’re doing an amazing job😭❤️
Yebo kakhulu😂❤
Of cos😹😹❤
Yes❤
Yes sir😭🔥
“Just tie your hair and sit down”
WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE THAT THE TEACHERS CARE MORE ABOUT HAIR THEN THE ACTUAL STUDENTS-
U nailed it😂😂😂😂
Is ur name xander
I love ur pfp
@@chloenaidoo6817 ty
Especially when your hair is long👀
Whoever thinks Lasiswe needs to be a stand up comedian and is abit underrated.
Say I🖐
👋I
That's a bit far-fetched don't you think? 😬😬
@@keotshepileselloe8998 Nope, Its your opinion I guess, I respect that though, Everyone's opinion matters. God bless💗😊
I ❤❤❤❤
I🤚
It's Lorenzo for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 " voetsek"😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did they say it means go away ? I was told it was a swear word.
I'm dead bro!
🤣🤣🤣I did not expect that 🤣🤣🤣
Lasizwe is a jitz kullid, yoh yoh yoh
@@owami it's a rude way of saying go away in afrikaans. It's offensive
“ It’s your father that’s absent” 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you, you killed me today. I’m dead now. This is me typing from the afterlife.
Lol
This sent me😂😂😂😂😂
You typing from the after life then how do we get it like weft everyone knows you lieing every one in the cmts knows they do Brun they do next time type so thing that makes sense like do it next time bye
@@luyandatakane958 dude she just means she was laughing chill
@@luyandatakane958I can see that you are hate on people she meant that she was in the after maybe she got her phone in her hand
Lorenzo's storytelling abilities are so accurate! My friends be describing a WHOLE MOVIE. lmaoo😂
“Ma’am chase him out” 😂
Memories 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Eish i always hated those ones
We all have that one RCL who uses the meetings as an excuse to be late for class😹.
"You jumped into my words" 😂😂😂
'Me mam I can organize a toitoi"😭😭😭😭when last last I used that word
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Say ngwe😭😭😭😭
"I know das right!"😂😭
Athi say ngwe
there is a whole freedom fighter in this class 😂😂😂
A whole Sarafina
😂😂😂
"is it because i'm black" .🤣🤣🤣😭
"Me I'm not like Muzi ma'am. Who is always early but getting zeroes!"
Lmaoo💀💀😭
😂🤣😂🤣😂
She murdered Muzi😂
Brush 🤣😅😅
@@osikoayisa4645 yohh😂😂
@@osikoayisa4645 z
“Noboohlie” 😭ya no the white teachers stay butchering our names 😏
“She’s always absent”
👈🏾 your father, ubabakho loyo🥵
Hai😂😂😂
🙉
NGPHELILE🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your father 🤣🤣
I felt that burn, yhoo😵
"Say ngwe" 😩😂😂 The call for itoyitoyi being egged on by the students sent me
You’d swear Lasizwe was a cocky one at school during his times
Am I the only one who heard "If you need a shoulder to cry on I am here" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was like "I seee what you did there"
😅😅😅Its the Luncheon vibes
And it sounded like Nomatriquency 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣Mr Smeg
Mr Smeg😂😂😂
How does lasizwe come up with this Afrikaans teachers names?😂😂
"Van Voeg"...
Sooooo good...🇿🇦
Guys Laziswe’s colored accent is on point 🔥🔥🤞
Everybody's fireballs are looking at me 🤣🤣🤣
I died 😭😂😂😂
"You are causing eyes for me"😂😂😂😂😭
@@taniasmith9240 lol
I LOVE THIS GUY😂😂
LOVE FROM ZIMBABWE🇿🇼
“Is it because I’m black ma’am?” “Say ngwee!” 😂😂💀
lorenzo and his teacher should have their own reality show 😭
Yoh lasizwe you never disappoint "your father is absent" i died
" me maam I can organize a toitoi now "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"say ngwe!"🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yhuuu I died!
Its the coloured guy for me😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
It’s the “yewena Lorenzo” for me🤣🤣🤣
*Lauren*- Is that smart girl in your class, she is in a school representative counsil, or even the head girl , she is nice to everyone. She has neva been in trouble and she doesn't even know how detention room looks like. She is very naive when it comes to relationships or maybe don't date at all and ofcourse she participates in a lot of things at school. The only reason she gets called at the principals office is because of her accolades.
*Lorenzo*- my God he is a liar , liar, liar always making up stories and excuses but his lies always get him out of trouble. Ofcourse he s the school's casanova, he is cute, he has an iphone, his parents are middle class and when it comes to school work he ofcourse he gets zeros on his homeworks but during tests imbuzi weJesu akakopeli akakopeli. He doesn't care about high marks as long as he gets a fair marks that enough. Somehow he is able to have average above 50.
*Nobushley(Nobuhle)*- uphumasilwe nje ke loyo akabhedelwa. She is very talkative and always ready to fireback. Because she is so outspoken uyadelela it had landed her in trouble many times but she passes so well. She does her school work and her marks are impressive mara attitude yagivana strong. Wazi izindaba zabanye abagive ngazo😂😂 ukuthi uthisha bani ojola nothisha bani or who is cheated on😂😂 uhluphile ugirl. If she is a class representative just coz she is passing well she doesn't lead by example fusegisa wonke umuntu 😂😂😂 you say something mean to her or if a teacher is trying to embarrass her she won't have it. Hence her parents are ALWAYS called at school coz of her smart mouth 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 literally
@@LasizweDambuza please make it a series. like a mini yizo yizo call it 'it it's it it's' hayi if you don't get this pun angazi ke nami
@@LasizweDambuza 🙌🙌🙌🙌❤️❤️ really loved this!
Loooool
Candice: "He's lying ma'am..."
Lorenzo: "Voetsek..........voetsek"
😂😂
Nobuhle is the gherl she thinks she is🙈🙈🙈 I love the power "I know that's right"😂😂😂
That "Fotseke, tsek"😂😂😭
Ma'am you jumped into my words....organize a toyi toyi wena girl😂😂😂I love you @Lasizwe
It's Nobuhle for me 😂😂😂🔥
Lasizwe's acting is everything 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Mam he’s lying” 😂😂😂
"Mam, the problems I have" Lorenzo🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
"Ma'am She's always absent"😂😂😂 The reply- 👈🏽That's your father 😂
There's always that kid in class who comes early and gets low grades😂
Your learners are provoking me every body's fireballs are on me😂😂😂😂😂
"Did you just swear in my class "😂😂😂 I'm dying.
@lasizwe thank you for carrying us through this COVID pandemic... honestly, you're part of the reason we're reminded how diverse and kwaai our country is. I feel nostalgic man..
"Chomi,Loren if you need a shoulder to cry on I'm here baby girl"😂😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂
It's the background class members and "chommie Lauren if you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here babygirl" for me 🤣
You jumped into my words
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"you see your kids Ma'am?"
'"If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here" Is Mr Smeg in the building?
"Why is everybody's fireballs looking at me"😂🤣
I'm not gonna lie😹🙌🏽 Lorenzo caught my eye😻🔥
I was exactly like Nobushley back in high school!!🤣🤣🔥
“Say ngwe Ma’am” 🤣🤣🤣😂
“say nwe” 😂😂😂
“Everybody’s fireballs are looking at me now”😂😂😂😂💔
Jo,it's your father that's absent ❤️💔
Hai man lasizwe since when are you depressed 😂😂😂😂😂
NOBUHLE 🙌🏽🙌🏽 A REAL ONE 😂🔥🔥🔥
Okay but can we all talk about how nice his matric jacket looked
Lorenzo's storytelling is on point 😂😂
i remember my excuse was always “RCL meeting” related😭😭💀💀
One teacher threatened to call the RCL head, did i not almost choke on my food?!😭✋🏼
🤣🤣🤣
Me too😹
You're cute🥺 and your hair! 🔥
@@joe_lubinda Thank You🤍🦋🥺
This guy never fails to crack me up. I'm so ript I feel like I will pass out 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂. This is so accurate but the "your father is absent " finished me.
"Yay I'm not lying Candice, voetsek!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Its your dad thats absent" 💔😂💀At this point i forgot my problems
'ma'am chase him out' got me 😂😍
I was such a Nobuhle... Even made my Biology teacher cry and leave the classroom. These teachers had a tendency of jumping into our words! 😂😂😂
it's the last scene for me😭🤣
aii guys Lasizwe is something else😂😂😂😂😂😂"Nobuhle" killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your futsek is becoming legendary....I always try to imitate 😭😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣don't forget the "my parents pay school fees ma'am" when you're told to leave the classroom😭😂🙌🏽
"😂😂😂😂Mam I can organize a protest right now"😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s the “Nobushle” for mee😭😭😭😭
Umuhle kodwa Lasizwe yezwa😭🥰❤️🔥yohh umhleeeeee
We all know Buhle😂😂😂 every class has a Buhle
So icard yomlungu Declined On Saturday..was i not tempted to scream “Iya deline(a)”😭😭✋🏼
😭😂🏃💀 yohhh!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oh my goodness
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hawu nawe mara, why didn't you? Yabonake 😪🤣
"I know that's right "😂😂😂😭
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Her: It's your father who is absent💀😭🤣I enjoyed shame he always finds a way to put a smile on my face 😊
Yoh! Lorenzo.....accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌
I'm definitely Nobuhle😂😂😂😂💀
Living for these moments
"Mam chase him out just like that "😂
“I can organize a protest”yhoo aii 😂😂😂I’m dead⚰️🤞
I pity the mam that has to take all these explanations 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EVERYTIME EVERYTIME I watch your videos i laugh so hard i need to pee. Its so relatable and accurate. Always waiting on new videos. This one was one of the best. Keep making us laugh
"Everybody's fireballs are looking at me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I have a right to be here"😂
I'm definitely that self entitled one
You're actually a brilliant actor❤
"Why you late??! GET OUT" Okaaayyyy..... Soo do I get out or do I tell you why I'm late????.. [I'm not even going to comment on the hair situation 🙄]
You causing eyes for me😂
"It's your dad that's absent" 😭🤣
Lorenzo & Nobuhle though 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s the class in the background for me😹😹😹😹😹😹
Wait 🇰🇪 we say “sema ng’we…” to mean “say ng’we” we’re all so connected….
Hey WhatsApp I'm kenyan too 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 but I live in SA. It's been 21 years now. I love Lasizwe he's supper hilarious. 🤣🤣😂😂
Hai no Nobuhle reminds me of my friend time we were only in primary school😭😂😂😂you are the best Lasizwe pof uyi role model yam, ndiyaku thanda vha🔥❤️❤️
The children in my class will say their driver cam late or they forgot their lunch😂
I am so happy that I am on time today
You gotta love Lasizwe🤣🤣
Absolutely no one:
Nobuhle: "because ma'am I'll start a Toyi Toyi" 😹😹😭😭
"You jumped in my words"😭
😂😂😂 you remind of my high school days😂😂 everything you portrayed there , is exactly what my classmates did
The accuracy😂😂😂😂😂
the accuracy of the coloured boy touching his head while talking hahahaa
"your father is absent" 😂🤣yasis, savage