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    This Fake Guru Keeps Embarassing Himself...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 374

  • @FernandoVieira-mn4gn
    @FernandoVieira-mn4gn Місяць тому +346

    “Sppin Johnny walker in the war room” bro was an shrooms

    • @thebanj0271
      @thebanj0271 Місяць тому +5

      Like him or not, theres no doubt hes giving more value to people than a copy paste commentary channel like Acheeto...

    • @VoxelPioneer
      @VoxelPioneer Місяць тому +1

      Bro said it himself, he was alone but with Tristan, so he was just having a schizophrenic episode.

    • @joostjansen1954
      @joostjansen1954 Місяць тому +10

      @@thebanj0271how can you bring value with stupid advice. At least the commentary channel is entertaining. Not all his advice is bs but cmon how can you take someone who says Johny walker … seriously

    • @jvike4584
      @jvike4584 26 днів тому

      @@thebanj0271That’s funny bro 😂

  • @pixline3400
    @pixline3400 Місяць тому +141

    "Would you cheat on your wife for your bag of chips?"
    I would file a divorce for a can of soda

  • @asianman_4563
    @asianman_4563 Місяць тому +194

    "I've learned how Asians move" is the equivalent to
    "I've learned how black people- (my lawyer advised me not to finish this joke)

  • @SpectreXS
    @SpectreXS Місяць тому +105

    You know the Tristan Tate story is total BS when he describes the whisky as "Johnnie Walker", as if the brand doesn't have a bunch of different ones, and we just call them "Green Label", "Blue Label", etc.

    • @jenna_tulls
      @jenna_tulls Місяць тому

      Get at me when you a Makers Mark Cellar Aged *man* Tristan 🙄🙄😂

    • @JC-hf7zt
      @JC-hf7zt Місяць тому +1

      Even funnier if he really did just get some random Johnnie Walker thinking it was his favorite whiskey only for it to be one he hated lmao, a grimace after every fake forced sip while listening to this dude ramble on

    • @dannys9074
      @dannys9074 Місяць тому +1

      Dude I was thinking this. The cheaper bottles of jonnie walker taste like shit too

  • @LeFonkeMonke
    @LeFonkeMonke Місяць тому +300

    What the sigma is happening with UA-cam right now

    • @live_kiryu_reaction
      @live_kiryu_reaction Місяць тому +18

      L gen A

    • @PancakeMx
      @PancakeMx Місяць тому +22

      Erm what the sigma

    • @LeFonkeMonke
      @LeFonkeMonke Місяць тому +4

      ​@@live_kiryu_reaction what year is Gen A? Isn't it 2011 or something?

    • @R-MAN-mp5tw
      @R-MAN-mp5tw Місяць тому +11

      Here's the correct form, "What the heck is happening with UA-cam right now?" *proceeds to get r/wooooshed*

    • @NerdIsMean
      @NerdIsMean Місяць тому +1

      @@LeFonkeMonkeI assume it is since my brother was born that year and says the most brainrotting sentences.

  • @Drop11thDimensionPleaseee
    @Drop11thDimensionPleaseee Місяць тому +45

    “Doing tricks on it” is crazyyy 💀💀💀

  • @bored-ni3nu
    @bored-ni3nu Місяць тому +83

    Acheeto tweaking in this video 😭

    • @andidyouknow8208
      @andidyouknow8208 Місяць тому +3

      ong

    • @SSSweakened
      @SSSweakened Місяць тому +3

      I enjoyed it

    • @derrickjuinor
      @derrickjuinor Місяць тому +1

      Fr

    • @Mfewx
      @Mfewx Місяць тому

      Fr

    • @triggerlicious9464
      @triggerlicious9464 10 днів тому

      Tbf, the "alpha" guy in the video compared eating chips to cheating on your wife, and said to do mushrooms and drink alcholol instead.
      So... i cant really blame em for being pissed off

  • @bdasher8556
    @bdasher8556 Місяць тому +20

    You've successfully brainwashed me into laughing at nothing but the phrase "Johnny Walker"

  • @asentienttoaster9763
    @asentienttoaster9763 Місяць тому +46

    Mr. Cheeto, it is my pleasure to award you the critically acclaimed Certified Banger Award. You may put it next to your macaroni and cardboard Nobel Peace Prize.

  • @Sanatiago
    @Sanatiago Місяць тому +40

    This png that you have become bounces as much as a child on caffeine at a birthday party

    • @jenna_tulls
      @jenna_tulls Місяць тому

      It's meant to represent the over elated attitude Acheeto has but can't physically express himself due to his *prolapsed anus*. 🤫🤫🤫

  • @spicynoodle8046
    @spicynoodle8046 Місяць тому +34

    Dude, I went to a local coffee shop recently and you know people bring their laptops and stuff which is normal right? And people play board games and there's this one table that's pretty big. It can probably sit like eight people or more. But anyway I'm walking around to find a table and there's this dude sitting at that eight-person table all by himself with his laptop, which is fine but I s*it you not bro. Bro had two foldout screens on either side of his laptop taking up the entire space of the table, and he was looking so intently at each one like he was tracking some major criminal or some s*it. It was great 😭

  • @X66966
    @X66966 Місяць тому +17

    These guys could just be inspirational by promoting getting fit, discipline-I mean anything positive to men-but they chose to cheat on them and fake being money gurus and stuff. Look at how many followers they're gaining just by faking; they could do so much by being genuine. As Jean-Paul Sartre said, 'Man is not the sum of what he has already, but rather the sum of what he does not yet have, of what he could have.'

    • @abaofifsz
      @abaofifsz Місяць тому

      Yeah but none of that is rocket science.

  • @DerrickMuturi-bd2iz
    @DerrickMuturi-bd2iz 18 днів тому +5

    The 'I studied bro' hits me😂

  • @trisssybear08
    @trisssybear08 Місяць тому +16

    I refuse to believe this guy is real he must be Ai generated 😂

  • @3DCommando
    @3DCommando Місяць тому +13

    Luke Belmar has a delusional way of telling people to be kind to others.

  • @bdasher8556
    @bdasher8556 Місяць тому +8

    "He's like a soundboard" 💀

  • @jenna_tulls
    @jenna_tulls Місяць тому +10

    "If you drink Johnnie Walker you have a big computer and a big dick" lmfao. that so reminded me of some shit MoistCrit would say

  • @GGtheArt1st
    @GGtheArt1st Місяць тому +18

    pov acheeto intro: boing boing boing

    • @jenna_tulls
      @jenna_tulls Місяць тому +1

      boinging Acheeto make eyeballs go brrrr

  • @YoDavidK
    @YoDavidK 18 днів тому +5

    You are putting words in his mouth, he isn't saying he BLEW tristians mind, he is saying that the way to make connections is to learn about them and give something of value to them, in some ways that can be just something personal like what brand you know they like. If you watched the video where he was in the war room talking with Tristian they were talking bout that, and about "studying" the person you are going to outreach to.

    • @user-bf5bt1py9j
      @user-bf5bt1py9j 12 днів тому

      Why are you defending him? You sound like a homo simp

    • @darrenjackson8854
      @darrenjackson8854 9 днів тому +1

      100%, 2nd video in a row like this. Clicked off. People are actually just so fixed minded and just mentally absent it's crazy. Everything has to be laughed at

    • @NextMRV
      @NextMRV 3 дні тому

      @@darrenjackson8854exactly

  • @alejandrojones8279
    @alejandrojones8279 Місяць тому +10

    Khan academy 💀💀

  • @sakey1186
    @sakey1186 Місяць тому +33

    love it when acheeto fills me up with content everyday

    • @PancakeMx
      @PancakeMx Місяць тому +3

      I’m not dirty minded I’m not dirty minded I’m not dirty minded I’m not dirty minded I’m not dirty minded I’m not dirty minded
      Fuck

    • @Void_Aimer
      @Void_Aimer Місяць тому +2

      woah there pal

    • @kent4975
      @kent4975 Місяць тому +2

      Let me make it faster

    • @sakey1186
      @sakey1186 Місяць тому

      @@Void_Aimer mb gang

    • @jenna_tulls
      @jenna_tulls Місяць тому

      UNNGH 😩😩

  • @southparkfirefly
    @southparkfirefly Місяць тому +3

    "And i'd drop what he did last week" Yes. There's a word for that. It's called Stalking.

  • @tristankomara5284
    @tristankomara5284 19 днів тому +1

    “Sipping sake with Genghis Kong… I studied bro.” 😂😂😂

  • @elichekable
    @elichekable Місяць тому +3

    7:49 "light up a fucking ayahuasca" 😂😂😂 you drink it, it's like a tea you can't smoke it.

  • @akiramatoi4158
    @akiramatoi4158 Місяць тому +14

    7:48 "light up an ayahuasca" LMFAO funniest shit ive heard hahaha... its a drink 🤣🤣

    • @nikolp9132
      @nikolp9132 Місяць тому +1

      it is literally a type of weed💀

    • @Lennox1224
      @Lennox1224 Місяць тому +7

      @@nikolp9132You don’t smoke it, you make tea out of it and drink it. And no, it’s not a type of marijuana.

  • @whos863
    @whos863 Місяць тому +5

    Been watching for 5 years, I love the new type content ❤❤

  • @dawnfmEnthusiast
    @dawnfmEnthusiast Місяць тому +1

    Lmaooo this is so good. Wanted to pinpoint a timestamp but this entire video is a masterclass.

  • @Millenial_Minuteman
    @Millenial_Minuteman Місяць тому +1

    I can't decide which is better sipping Johnny Walker with 5-year-olds in the Amazon doing ayahuasca or sipping sake in the war room with Genghis Khan

  • @nikolaadzemovic8562
    @nikolaadzemovic8562 14 днів тому +1

    Bieheza is the most reasonable person I have ever seen too

  • @knightingirl
    @knightingirl Місяць тому +1

    0:18 That man talking to him, I've never seen him in a good sitting position. What sort of alpha male pose is that?😂

  • @Lubwa
    @Lubwa 3 дні тому

    He also recently got exposed for faking his whole backstory and actually grew up wealthy

  • @notjoshuafill
    @notjoshuafill Місяць тому

    Crazy because I remember his earlier days on the internet and he actually gave some good advice. I guess he ran out of real quality ideas but saw he was going viral so he wanted more and more and it spiralled into this.

  • @gabrielgard7194
    @gabrielgard7194 Місяць тому +1

    Bro mentions the Bible when talking about eating freaking chips, but then advocates for eating mushrooms when the Bible says to be of sound mind. Ironic

  • @irknoodles690
    @irknoodles690 Місяць тому +1

    acheeto has became one of my favorite UA-camrs cause he just states the obvious on what everyone thinks

  • @ivanvereyn9685
    @ivanvereyn9685 Місяць тому

    “If you don’t shower after the bar what do you do?” type of story

  • @Proxsty
    @Proxsty 24 дні тому

    The beat drops on the music makes it 10x funnier😂

  • @chicolachowsky
    @chicolachowsky Місяць тому +1

    ur commentary was funny af in this video good shit acheeto

  • @theabsolutleyrealjuice
    @theabsolutleyrealjuice Місяць тому +1

    Yo acheeto you’re probably not going to read this but I’ve been a fan for a while (since during Covid) and I’m not going to lie you fell off for a while but your videos have been so much better lately you’re the real sigma rizzler

  • @mattmcewan7080
    @mattmcewan7080 Місяць тому

    He called up his pal Johnny Walker, and his partners Black and Red.

  • @ALEX83566
    @ALEX83566 Місяць тому +7

    I farted.

  • @PROCKYY
    @PROCKYY 10 днів тому

    "everyone should do mushrooms" LMFAOOOO WTF IS THIS

  • @donantonio1428
    @donantonio1428 25 днів тому +1

    Watched this before studying 😂😂😂, it was worth it.

  • @megasailwhore
    @megasailwhore Місяць тому +8

    I'm half Asian. I mainly move horizontally, but sometimes I move in a vertical axis.

    • @rootfish2671
      @rootfish2671 Місяць тому +3

      As a Filipino I love diagonaly, just constantly zig zagging all over the place

    • @megasailwhore
      @megasailwhore Місяць тому

      @@rootfish2671 aha! I'm half filipino! No wonder I loved the horizontal zig zoggin

  • @zekysantangelop
    @zekysantangelop Місяць тому +9

    hear me out, i aint sayin he is, but i have a theory...u know the dude w a shinny and pointy white mask that from time to time pops in your yt shorts? well...i think its luke...

  • @FireUpThatBOI7950
    @FireUpThatBOI7950 Місяць тому +1

    Do a part 2. This was entertaining 🤣

  • @specialcannon
    @specialcannon Місяць тому

    "I'm not gay, I just need all men to like me." - Tateology 101

  • @precysewhite3647
    @precysewhite3647 Місяць тому

    Bro I hate to admit it but i always like when channels cover guys from the red pill community there mindset is honestly kinda interesting but insane it’s entertaining and I hate myself for enjoying this 😭😂😂

  • @pc3340
    @pc3340 Місяць тому +2

    damn dude making not want to drink johnnie walker

  • @mikeblxde4735
    @mikeblxde4735 Місяць тому +1

    If you're not sippin Johnny walker in the war room what are you doing with your life after all

  • @robpark93
    @robpark93 25 днів тому

    Bro this is first time I’ve stumbled across your channel and I’ve been thinking about doing a video myself on this clown but you exceeded what I could of done by a mile. This was fucking hilarious had me howling 😂😂 I studied bro 😂😂

  • @graham5990
    @graham5990 Місяць тому

    Calories in a bag of Doritos is about 500
    Calories in a fifth of Johnnie Walker about 1800

  • @TheJuicemaker
    @TheJuicemaker Місяць тому

    The Tates must've made his cheeks a war room if he's still talkin about that day

  • @ilyGhosttt
    @ilyGhosttt 14 днів тому

    love his “most infinite clip”

  • @masterkush626main
    @masterkush626main Місяць тому +1

    Damn your CVS sells liquor? Mine just has flat bud lights 😂😂❤❤❤

  • @SightedTortoiseV2
    @SightedTortoiseV2 Місяць тому +2

    i think hes doing the iawaska with the 5 year olds bc no way hes in his right mind doing this

  • @MartijnHouttuin
    @MartijnHouttuin 29 днів тому

    05:34 - How do you one thing, is how you do all things. It's a spiritual truth.

  • @scottwallacejr
    @scottwallacejr 25 днів тому

    he got it at "Duty Free" ... baller...

  • @xmrxjoexx
    @xmrxjoexx 23 дні тому

    Insane story telling is what gets people on dreamland elusion 😂

  • @TameTigerMusic
    @TameTigerMusic 14 днів тому

    ''Chips'' had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Skoopyghost
    @Skoopyghost Місяць тому

    Even as a dyscalculic. I am shocked how bad some people at math.

  • @Gabe-gv6rb
    @Gabe-gv6rb Місяць тому

    Videos been bangers lately

  • @Ratzfourtyfour
    @Ratzfourtyfour Місяць тому +1

    Wow Johnny Walker is such an exotic rare brand of generic booze to come by.

  • @ImFell
    @ImFell Місяць тому +1

    Bro was on some shrooms making those videos 💀💀💀

  • @Verygoodbread63
    @Verygoodbread63 Місяць тому

    Stray wallpaper in the backround is going hard

  • @hdave5668
    @hdave5668 Місяць тому +1

    if nobody got me that the Johnny Walker got me. Can I get an amen?

  • @notofthematrix
    @notofthematrix 6 днів тому

    nah he has the mindset bro how do you work for 15 years and get $15 million

  • @arrayffs
    @arrayffs 11 днів тому

    bro studied guys he studied

  • @rocknjock872
    @rocknjock872 Місяць тому +1

    I could be wrong, but isn't the guy wearing the gray t-shirt who he is interviewing rich himself? If not, he looks a lot like him. I saw him on another channel, he was a multimillionaire by 19 years old by starting something similar to his own shipping warehouse, or it could be exactly that. That's the guy the kids should be listening to.

  • @The_Cholo
    @The_Cholo Місяць тому

    Why does this guy wanna be alone in a room with dudes he looks up to??? He's an adult and he looks up to... other adults??? Odd.

  • @addflower5337
    @addflower5337 Місяць тому

    this johnny walker guy gotta stop eating mushroom he found on the side walk.

  • @HmmNahh
    @HmmNahh Місяць тому +4

    He’s living life on sigma mode. Like you constantly have to be on the grind or you’ll be unsuccessful .

  • @JC05
    @JC05 Місяць тому

    Bro started his video like packgod

  • @WhiteChocolat3
    @WhiteChocolat3 2 дні тому

    Bro be careful you may piss off Johnny Walker.

  • @Gato.Lol.
    @Gato.Lol. Місяць тому

    So we’re just slipping and sliding on it like a slip and slide

  • @fernandocontreras1577
    @fernandocontreras1577 Місяць тому

    No way bro compared mushrooms with meth 😂

  • @floatthefolf
    @floatthefolf Місяць тому +1

    New trafficking meta in the red pill space

  • @SmokieMcShatter
    @SmokieMcShatter Місяць тому

    DOODS CAPPIN HARDDD😂😂😂 nobody outta adult age does the ritual with mescaline 😂😂

  • @Yes-ir5xr
    @Yes-ir5xr Місяць тому

    Prime acheeto content, I love it

  • @mikeblxde4735
    @mikeblxde4735 Місяць тому

    Bro studied the graph of Tristan's curved meat before meeting

  • @PROCKYY
    @PROCKYY 10 днів тому

    these style videos are kinda funny lol

  • @chafikthewarrior
    @chafikthewarrior 18 днів тому

    HAhahahahahhaa first time i find this channel this guy made me laugh so much lmao subscribed

  • @16960734
    @16960734 15 днів тому

    The crazy thing is he gets love on youtube but on instagram he gets destroyed

    • @16960734
      @16960734 15 днів тому

      There is a jordan welch video with him that is a really bad and predatory advertisement

  • @aircityryan
    @aircityryan 27 днів тому

    Light up an Ayahuasca? That's not the right way 😅

  • @nicktripz
    @nicktripz 26 днів тому

    This is too good

  • @Hechosaleatorios1
    @Hechosaleatorios1 Місяць тому +1

    Sneako is the most insecure man ive ever seen

  • @SahaniJegarski
    @SahaniJegarski Місяць тому

    this video had me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kuchufuempire4029
    @kuchufuempire4029 Місяць тому

    The Bible verse refers to treat your body like a temple. That’s the analogy. But this guy is insane though

  • @t.1.0.17
    @t.1.0.17 Місяць тому +1

    "1:43" pause, major Pause🤣🤣

  • @almostmybedtime
    @almostmybedtime Місяць тому +3

    acheeto smoking that png tuber pack

  • @threvs
    @threvs 23 дні тому

    Never laughed so hard in my life man.

  • @LordMegatron05
    @LordMegatron05 Місяць тому

    7:21 his ass is not allowed to be playing end of line by daft punk

  • @bigtimthepeasant
    @bigtimthepeasant Місяць тому

    He studied

  • @ivarscheper9775
    @ivarscheper9775 22 дні тому

    You give better advice then its eazy to hate but giving advice atleast he is trying to better the world

  • @Julcy9
    @Julcy9 Місяць тому

    ok! 10 pulls of jonny walker a day no chips and no marriage! got it

  • @theitalianguy9979
    @theitalianguy9979 Місяць тому

    I wonder how much he paid to hang out with them, he was probably standing there taking notes, touching himself as there talking

  • @ze-fear7023
    @ze-fear7023 28 днів тому

    i like luke, mostly from datasets and longer videos, i just did microdose of shrooms and laughing, how ironic. I STUDIED BRO. YOU DEFINITELY STUDIED HOW TO MAKE GREAT VID BRO ❤

  • @y0u_bugg1n
    @y0u_bugg1n Місяць тому +4

    Make acheetodhd bounce more it adds to his character

  • @Rimchallenger
    @Rimchallenger Місяць тому

    the sun rises from the east i studied bro

  • @Cynique_savant
    @Cynique_savant 23 дні тому

    Zombies leading zombies 😂 brain rot era

  • @mrwhiskerz7028
    @mrwhiskerz7028 14 днів тому

    I like to refer to him as “Great Value Elon Musk”.