@@pranav3151 All of the stuff he did with Notch was WAY after Notch's era. To tell you just how much minecraft was changed, Notch hardly knew how to sprint, and didn't know that jumping while sprinting made you go faster. Try playing minecraft beta and you will lose your mind
@@pranav3151 well, that's pretty much what beta was like. beta had a few blocks in creative mode and that's pretty much it. Hope you are able to get minecraft if youre interested
Dannyrus k because, she thought you could cook an apple, she’s never beaten the ender dragon, she didn’t know you had to beat the ender dragon to go to the end fortress, shes never played the new nether update, she didn’t have any good plans or thinking ahead
Wisp got a spawn that could have easily even been a world record run, -a village, 2 desert temples, nether portal almost finished and lot of gold for trading, great nether spawn...... #wispspreedrun
Hay bales gives you less fall damage,If im correct,landing from a 50 block tall building if u use the hay bale u might have half a heart left,In simple words,MLG Hay Blaed
Bro a girl. AND A GAMER My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!
AutumnsHarvest He actually used to do a lot of content back then, mostly Hypixel UHC, but lost motivation due to loads of hackers, also it’s not a DREAM THING with UA-cam Analytics, idk if you’re joking about it but that’s basic UA-cam stuff and almost everyone says it nowadays because apparently no one can press or click a button anymore.
Wisp: Gets enchanted god apple and 3 god apples Girl: I still got this Wisp: Tames horse and puts a saddle on it Girl: Oh no its over Me: What the f...
Blushi: How do you get to end city? me after watching dream's 5 hunters rematch: make a redstone flying machine, get pearls and craft firework rockets.
"im not into girls... I'm into Minecraft"
Wisp 2020
2 years later... i think you know where i’m going with this........
Gazey 05 tbh thought he was gonna say something else instead of I’m into Minecraft
Minesexual
He’s also gay so
Same I Like Minecraft More Then Girls 😜
Wisp irl: *hey* *wanna chase me in Minecraft?*
Wisp in mind: *DONT SIMP DONT SIMP DONT SIMP*
I was thinking, "simp!"
he said: “i have 69 diamonds 😏”
Lmaooo
Whats this -> 1:46
1:47
Wow nice to see your mind yo!
'Slow and steady wins the race'
'the turtle is an idiot'
'I am the turtle and I give u turtle vibes'
WHAT WAS THIS CONVERSATION
JJ Playz @ but for real that turtle should not have won!
@@randomraccoon9792 why u spoil i didn;t watch teh whole thing
@@astinkypieceofbread6247me to
@@randomraccoon9792yea
Why did u go into the comments before u finished the video@@astinkypieceofbread6247
“Can I cook apples ?”
-Blushi 2020.
Not on discord right now?
Lol
Pffff hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha PFFFFFFF
I can't beat the ender dragon
No
"imagine hiding in the trees"
*everyone in mcu hiding from techno*
@I A Khan dream is a goddd
@I A Khan dream defeated notch even with goerge helping notch he Sina god's
@@pranav3151
All of the stuff he did with Notch was WAY after Notch's era.
To tell you just how much minecraft was changed, Notch hardly knew how to sprint, and didn't know that jumping while sprinting made you go faster.
Try playing minecraft beta and you will lose your mind
@@randomperson2526 hey I don't play minecraft I play minecraft trial
@@pranav3151
well, that's pretty much what beta was like. beta had a few blocks in creative mode and that's pretty much it. Hope you are able to get minecraft if youre interested
"i spoke to a girl for the first time"
me: "and the last"
I didn’t get the joke XD
@@sai-gn7kg like, it’s the first time he’s talking to a girl , and the last time because he’s gonna kill her.
@@sai-gn7kgMilk: translation:same
Blushie: Can you cook apple?
Me: ‘Has stroke’
Blus
Lol
u can't cook apples i tried it once it taste bad it's discusting
Moooooooooo
And also blushie can you craft a saddle
Wisp: oh I gotta kill it before it lays eggs
Me: it was a enderman...
This is basically a world record speed running seed has two desert temples probably near by lava and a village
Not really. There's much better
Dustin k yeah dReAm the best speed runner
@@alvvsu dream being a good speed runner has nothing to do with a minecraft seed
Dustin k sorry i thought you meant something else :/
@@dustink5461 yes but luck help's very much
Dream fans: hey I've seen this one before
People who haven't seen dream: what do you mean you've seen it before, its brand new!
I was looking in the comments for this
Yeah me too man
It’s a rerun
A re-speedrun
No hate but how did dream fans see this before when it uploaded 9 hours ago
@@doblockphysics same man
24:06: "YOU'RE NAKED! HAHAHA!" -Wisp
me: GURL NAKED? WAH- (also I’m a boy I’m just on my sisters account XD)
Wtf pervert
ChickenzYT indeed youngling
At 1:46 You can hear a moan for our king 👑 ✌️
His naked means no armor, wat are u guys thinking. He thought she dosen’t have armor
Blushi: “Slow and steady wins the race” Wisp: “Says who?” Blushi: “The turtle who won the race” Wisp: “ The turtle is stupid” Blushi: *laughs*
I actually watch blushi, she moved to her collage house and she is actually pretty good at bedwars, and she has a lot of simps by her side
Wisp joins the chat the other people simp
You know who's the worst simp pokimane simps and I say she's 1/10
Every community has simps 😂 if a 16 year old British kid can get millions of simps by his side what makss you think a 21 year old can’t
@@tateleonhardt1456 dream simps are worse they literally made a gender and religion after him
When the description says “when I take damage, everyone gets diamonds”
hahaha
He copy-pasted the wrong message
Hehe whoops
🤣🤣
It’s snas guys not sans!
Dream: 1speedrunner vs 3 hunters
Wisp: ...
Dream a few days later: 1speedrunner vs 4hunters
😂
SHADOWW PG3D Lol!
SHADOWW PG3D P.s I subbed to you.
Oof
Alexander Scola why everything gotta be about dream?
Can we just talk about how this girl was so positive even when she lost her stuff man
no
Absolutely ffking not
She was positive tho-
No😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the best video describing how not to get a girl lmao “you suck” “laughs at girl”
Wisp: *laughs* in (youtuber language)
Anti simping
he’s not trying to get a girl... he’s trying to G A M E
LMAO
“Just stop talking”
-Wisp 2020
b e s t way to talk to a girl
I love how she said yes I will chase you
“Wisp bullying a girl that doesn’t know how to play minecraft for 30 minutes”
"i'Ve NeVeR bEaT tHe enDeR dRaGoN"
"i DoNt' ThInK I'Ve pLaYeD tHe NeThEr uPdaTe"
Bruh you are soooooo righttt he is a bully she doesn’t know anything bro wisp is bully
y
Dannyrus k because, she thought you could cook an apple, she’s never beaten the ender dragon, she didn’t know you had to beat the ender dragon to go to the end fortress, shes never played the new nether update, she didn’t have any good plans or thinking ahead
girls like getting bullied lol
Blushi: almost kills wisp
Wisp: hits blushi once
Blushi: CHILL MAN CHILL
LMAO
man hunt be like
@@jwoidsc5t LMAO LMAO LMAK
I laughed like a heater lol
HEH LOL
Wisp: “I never lie.” Says the guy who has a “diamond helmet”. Bro doesn’t even have armor and the advancements in chat.
me: *sees title*
my brain: "geooorge... geoooorge!"
where'd you go george?
I didnt know george was a girl
@@Strqtum ua-cam.com/video/OgtRV2Hy6h0/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/H46dzcNMM1g/v-deo.html
GEORGIA WHERE ARE YOU GEORGIA
*george not found*
10:48 my man found a natural pink sheep
Wow
@Oofies Oofies no
holy shi-
Noice
No
Me:*reads the title*
Also me: that’s just sad
HEY ANOTHER PERSON OF THE HAPPY POTATO ARMY LETS GO!
Another :) love ur name!!!
@@SacredPotatoPower I'm in army I love it I just don't have the pic :( my mom won't let me
I
@@terryhistevenson5404 its fine, as long as your potato at heart and your fry fists strong!
Wisp: you better not cry
Blushi: OK..
minecraft simphunt: a 3 part series
This left me dying
Today i try to speedrun and beat Minecraft, while 3 girls try to kill me
lokki987 your right XD
He said you suck to a girl he is not a simp XD
Yes
" It wasn't me, I'm not an arsonist "
-Wisp 2020
Good to know
I saw a comment like this in his another video and he gave a heart to that comment! :))
*makes video of him being able to step on a block and set it on fire*
Oh but when I do this in real life I get arrested for "accepting prostitution".
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lm@o
There is a million COVID-19 survivors
u wut
Blushing: You better watch out
Wisp: You better not cry 🎅🏼
OR IMA BUST DOWN YOUR DOWN AND I AIN'T TELLIN YOU WHY
I love how he's so... Awkward with her lol
I felt awkward watching this video
Jack Lastname same
@@Mykaininekkkkkahajw same lol
@@Mykaininekkkkkahajw same
@@Mykaininekkkkkahajw same
UA-cam: Are you going to sleep?
Me: Yeah now shut up
UA-cam: *You wanna watch Wisp have Social Interaction Issues with a girl?*
69 likes
@@samuelmedinasolorzano6505 lmao
I cracked up
@Theophilus Oburu plot twist: you read it 7000 more times
I read it 5 times
This game is just her chasing him and when he turns she goes CHILL CHILL and then chases him again lol
I can honestly relate to the hunter… that’s literally me except I’ve never even survived the nether 😅😂😂
“Just -killed- paid a woman, feeling good”
Killed paid?
beeb they fixed it
@@Joe-g2b7u ok
Lol
K I L L E D P A I D
“I’m already living the dream, the Minecraft dream” ummmm dream is living the Minecraft dream
ua-cam.com/video/8dDttS0suYE/v-deo.html
Plot twist: that was his girlfriend.
@@1.n3w its a joke
@@1.n3w wooooshed*
@@1.n3w r/wOooshh
I mean he is worthy
@@1.n3w r/wooooooossshhhh
Wisp: *taking damage in minecraft*
Also wisp: “OUCH”
“Do I give u turtle vibes?”
Wisp: “I’m sorry is this some sort of American joke that I am to British to understand?”
lol
What the heck she was talking about still have no idea
I get it
Wow thanks for the likes guys
@@googoogaga140 what is it
ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW HE SPAWNED ON THE NETHER FORTRESS
Yes
that isn’t impossible to happen. Though it is very rare, it ain’t impossible. Take illumina/nicetwice/dream speed runs.
That happened to me yesterday
@@ParProV12 who asked
You should have wrote in the title
“I paid a girl to..”
probably would have had 2 times the views lol
and then had this hot gamer girl on the thumbnail
That’s the algorithm
i paid a girl to...
kiss me
@@wamwamwam He meant just the name "I paid a girl to..." not "I paid a girl to chase me in minecraft...
thats what we call "clickbait skills"
17:09 The last frame in which wisp had the F2 on, his y-value was exactly 69.420
Nice
bro ur rlly that immature you looked for it?
@@Tryxl I don't remember it anymore, but i probably just randomly stumbled upon it.
Alternate title
" Bullying a girl that doesn't know how minecarft works"
or
"How i lost 100 dollars and used a bed to get it back"
That doesnt sound very good.....
those are bad alternate titles
Eww
that’s straight up nasty
Wait OMG LOL he killed her at the end with a bed for the money back
Her: how do you get to end city?
Wisp: you have to beat the ender dragon first
Me: are you kidding me?!
Haha
@@revendpunzalan545 TRU
Ya u don’t need to kill the dragon
@@AngryBob81 ud rather tho because the ender dragon could destroy u lol
@@AngryBob81 hi'
This is might be the first time wisp has a girl say “I’m coming....” ever
my mind: now its time to get funky
HashaFasha LAMOOO
I’m so confused
@@ravedylan7003 you probably a 5 year old, ask your mom where babies come from
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
girl: needs money
wisp: big simp
”he’s a Minecraft UA-camr, he can’t be interested in girls!”
Tommyinit: *hold my vlog gun*
LMAO
*v o l g g u n*
vlog* ur welcome
@@dicnha u didnt change anything lmfao
*oh no.*
When you get that desperate, that you have to pay a girl to be with you...
To be fair he payed her to kill him...kind of a masochist.
pay her to *chase* you since you're always the one who chases
@@NoOne-fv6yh tag play....
I'm sure it exists.
Lol
Zimb
“I’m so nervous” *continues to eat rotten flesh*
Y
Z
S
E
P
Never fail to impress my man! I can tell a ton of editing went into this one
Bot
💩
Me: Thinking wisp is a simp at the beginning
Also me: realizes that he’s killing her all the time
Wisp: “im not into girls im into Minecraft”
Also wisp in description: “I SPOKE TO A WOMAN”
Haha
@@nethercrocodile5859 haha
That reminds me about Tommyinit
11:18
Pink Sheep: Heyy Wisp, I’m rare- oh u didn’t see me?
Al Ru i was gonna mention that
When everyone steals each others comments
In 11:08 and 11:19 u can see the pink sheep
I love this video so much that I watch it 30 times I swear 9:55
Wisp: “I’m not worried at all. Why would I be worried?”
2 seconds later: “AHHHHH”
Before: Welcome Back to Strip Mining With Wisp
Now: Welcome Back to Bullying Women with Wisp
Lol
Blushi be like, I’m gonna be the very best like no one ever was.
What the Freak are you
A Pufferfish with trump lips. What are you?
Ok...🤨😂👌🏻
I'm Ba ...
シ
@Ba Bababa e
"Im not interested in girls... Im interested in minecraft."
*the thing legends say*
I feel bad for the girl not going to have a party with her cat XD
"Imagine hiding in the trees."
*Vietnam flashbacks*
lmao
Imao
lmao
lmao
Lmao
I like how she has so much confidence in herself
Wisp: “I paid a girl to-“
Me: Oh hell nah
Oh WHAT heII very bad word
Heii* in my fam that how I spell hell so I no say bad ward
@@cindyskott You a christian? Mb.
@@cindyskott are you 7?
"Imagine hiding in the trees."
The Vietcong: Am I a joke to you
wisp: swims across the water.
her: how'd you get a boat??
She said your garbage even though she just died under laughing
Girls lmao
Girls lol
Girls haha
Girls mwahaha
girls ZEHAHAHA
Blushi: ur so garbo
Also Blushi: Dies a million times
Dream: goes against 3 medium? pros?
Wisp : goes against a random girl (probably on fiver ngl)
Zhuolin Hu haha nice
Wisp tried to called his friend but none of his friend plays Minecraft
Sam Dingdangdongalong appleenchanted?
Blushi pro gamer with custom bad lion cosmetics and twitch partner
she’s a hypixel/bedwars twitch streamer who plays on 1.8.9
18:28 **Close your eyes and let your imagination go wild**
I got an ad "USAA can do whatever you want"
woah this is kinda cool- *wait*
Oh my lord
and in 0.25 speed on 18:28 lol and also 1:46
Wisp: I’m not into girls I’m in to Minecraft
Minecraft: blushes
lmao
Lol
if he was in a girl 2he would be a dad
Happy birthday 🎈🎉🎁 to the Cat yeah! lol 😂
21:59. Wisp literally walked past a diamond.
Wisp” I have a dream”
Me, a degenerate weeb”kono wisp yome ga aru”
GIORNO WISP
GIORNO WISP
Wisp: "I have a dream"
Me: where's the piano music?
i don’t know why more people didn’t like this comment
Then who killed U.N.Owen?
I! Wisp! Have a dream!
Pretty sure my lost grandad said that
I am not U.N. Owen *giorno's theme plays*
It is so wierd not hearing "ohhhhh dreaaaaaam" 😀
Yup when dream is hunter he is like ohhh goergeee
As well as the music that usually plays lmao
9:37 recognized tune 😆
@@p1e_ It's so quiet I could barely hear it
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😁😁😄😄😃😃😀😀🙂🙂🙂😐😐😐😐😐*flash backs *🤔
Bluhsi:"You better wash out"
Wisp:"You better not cry"
Hahahha
3:03 - 3:06
Wisp: “I have a Dream!”
Blushi: “No No No! No Dream’s here!”
Me: “Yeah... That’s kinda the problem lol” 😂
Wdym
Wisp got a spawn that could have easily even been a world record run, -a village, 2 desert temples, nether portal almost finished and lot of gold for trading, great nether spawn......
#wispspreedrun
Btw that sand escape was pure genius or amazing luck :)
Aryan Goel did you just reply to youre self?-
GachaXxAngelxX 911 yes but he isn’t talking to himself
I guess you haven't watched dantdm's hardcore series it is one of the best spawn I have seen
@@tejas7991 I have. However, despite having 2 temples, there were no villages and his nether spawn later wasn't good at all so.
weird not hearing GEORGE COME HERE GEORGE - DREAAAMMMMM - YESSSSSSSSSSSSS - and a green dude with 1000 iq thought in 1 second
乂ᗪ_フ5 yes
Gavin McAfee *_Yes_*
Yea
Anyone realize he misses diamonds in 22:00?
IKR?
11:18 PINK SHEEP
Yesssss
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
9-YOs: wIsP iS sImP11!1!
Edit: Wow, first comments with more then 6 likes.
Lol
I would like but it's on 69 likes
that's not what i said
Who dare change it to 70?
@@jestygervasis8287 it was I kono dio da
Blushi: do I give you turtle vibes
Wisp: what on earth is turtle vibes
Me: laughs to death
Edit: thanks for the likes
R u alive r u ghost
?
that was the most unfunniest thing i have ever heard
@@Moustache_Mysteries yes I am dead
Wisp: *does speedrun while 1 player tries to stops him*
DREAM : WEEEAAK!!!
Also Dream : Ametuer
ua-cam.com/video/8dDttS0suYE/v-deo.html
Watxh that
@Zaviyar XI lol thnx
@taiquan davis ikr
blush:IS he dead!!??
wisp:what do u mean is it ded YOU CAN SEE IT FLY AAROUND THE SKY
me:falls off chair in laughter
Haybales in his inventory be like:
"I've could have been used to save you,but no"
theyre really hard to land tbh he wouldnt have done it
It is not hard to land,I Do it every single time especially in the Nether
safwatun safwatun Just use boats
Does boat still works in 1.16?
Hay bales gives you less fall damage,If im correct,landing from a 50 block tall building if u use the hay bale u might have half a heart left,In simple words,MLG Hay Blaed
Alternative title:Wisp having social interaction issues with a girl
Everyone: “come on win wisp”
Me:you found a pink sheep!!!!!!!
Timestamp?
LOL
Facts 😂😂
@@AcesGym 11:18
I see that
11:19
pink sheep in bottom corner 1% chance of spawning
her: "I have a plan"
Him: finds the end portal"
Him to her: "I'm not gonna let you get the chance"
Bro a girl. AND A GAMER
My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!
what the fu-
@@Scullgaming962 you can say that again-
Wtf is this kid on about
tf
This is a copypasta you eediots
Wisp is talking to a girl
His dad: That’s my son
7:28 bro the zombies stackedd lmao
Me watching Wisp:
Nobody:
Me in my head : CMERE GEORGE CMERE SAPNAP CMERE
*OHHHH DREAMMMMM*
*COME HERE SAP, SAPPITUS NAPPITUS*
*OH BHH OH GORGE OH SAPNAP*
As u can see your not the only 1
Dream: Does speedruns and gets views
Wisp: Let’s do that but twist it...
Slowrun and no views haha
I was gonna say that, he is a dream clone , he even copied dreams intro type with the yt anylitics
@@autumnsharvest1323 yep, thats right
It's really not even different it's just a gender change.
AutumnsHarvest He actually used to do a lot of content back then, mostly Hypixel UHC, but lost motivation due to loads of hackers, also it’s not a DREAM THING with UA-cam Analytics, idk if you’re joking about it but that’s basic UA-cam stuff and almost everyone says it nowadays because apparently no one can press or click a button anymore.
Wisp: Gets enchanted god apple and 3 god apples
Girl: I still got this
Wisp: Tames horse and puts a saddle on it
Girl: Oh no its over
Me: What the f...
Wisp: I am into minecraft not girls.
also future wisp about his girlfriend:Ah ah aa I met her in Minecraft.
"I payed a girl to play bedwars with me" maybeee
😐...😮
@The Real Peppa Pig oh..m that escalated real fast
@The Real Peppa Pig do you like bacon
Oml
Canibal
*Using a girl skin in Minecraft as a boy*
Other people: EWWWW
*Using a girl skin in fortnite*
Other people: your now a normal human
What about my now a normal human
It's cause in minecraft they have the same hight
Alex playzz they do in fortnite too of course
You’re*
SSG_D3rty that’s what I said
Blushi: How do you get to end city?
me after watching dream's 5 hunters rematch: make a redstone flying machine, get pearls and craft firework rockets.
Cringe
@@Miqkua no u
@@Worssix no u
@@Miqkua no u
@@Worssix no u
blushi:i gotchu now boi
wisp: places 1 bed
blushi:i call the hacks card
Openent: Gets blown up.
Whisp: Running through the cave with a god apple, 3 gaps and full iron towards a generated portal
Wisp in 10 years time: And this kids is how I met your mother
🥺
Awww thats cute
Haha lolololol
"I killed her a couple times she just wanted MONEY"
Just no just God no please no
Me: Mom can we get Dream's Minecraft Manhunt
Mom: We have Minecraft Manhunt at home
*Minecraft Manhunt at home*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
you did it wrong ;(
@@manthespoon is this better good sir
umm wdym
this is not manhunt it is man and women hunt
18:28 AYO what was the noise she made?!