Dumbest Game I've Ever Played

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  • @weekendthreat5576
    @weekendthreat5576 11 місяців тому +11403

    "First of all, I just want you to know that I am a mother. Just as a mother is to her children, I am to them." -- this shit has me in tears, brilliant

    • @Beepisz99
      @Beepisz99 11 місяців тому +718

      What argue? I wonder about what
      😢😢😢😢

    • @benw1544
      @benw1544 11 місяців тому +385

      I regret that not being my senior yearbook quote

    • @apaultarter1184
      @apaultarter1184 11 місяців тому +637

      First of all, I just want you to know that this is a reply. Just as a reply is to a comment, it is to this.

    • @petroleumjam
      @petroleumjam 11 місяців тому +42

      Such prose, bravo!

    • @BocchiTheAWP
      @BocchiTheAWP 11 місяців тому +63

      >Not know!

  • @zeos26
    @zeos26 11 місяців тому +5901

    "This boy is not normal as hell" fucking killed me

    • @scotthewitt258
      @scotthewitt258 11 місяців тому +162

      That will be the new "It's six AM, and already the boy ain't right".....

    • @Fergus-H-MacLeod
      @Fergus-H-MacLeod 11 місяців тому +58

      That's how I would describe myself

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic 11 місяців тому +105

      In fact, he hospitalized long time in mental institution

    • @keps_ksk
      @keps_ksk 11 місяців тому +122

      the detective fucking hates the kid for no reason it's fucking hilarious

    • @epj0211
      @epj0211 11 місяців тому +35

      @@keps_kskI wouldn’t say he has absolutely no reason, but he does take it to a very extreme and unprofessional level.

  • @jacksonhill7552
    @jacksonhill7552 11 місяців тому +6668

    It’s like a bad translation of a bad translation, the dialogue truly is magical

    • @forbiddenbox
      @forbiddenbox 11 місяців тому +185

      hey, this boy is not normal as hell

    • @Kamui3821
      @Kamui3821 11 місяців тому +4

      What a beautiful dwang.

    • @ozzy_z
      @ozzy_z 11 місяців тому +116

      like they translated the dialogue from english into japanese then back into english

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ozzy_z Lmao

    • @connorbennethum8465
      @connorbennethum8465 11 місяців тому +26

      *Mmh* *Hmm* Dedective. We are Married. You know?

  • @mingima282
    @mingima282 11 місяців тому +998

    the detectives beef with the son for no reason is honestly amazing

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 18 днів тому +3

      Fr, the detective may just be ableist or something, he has such an irrational hatred for him xD

  • @nuqi
    @nuqi 11 місяців тому +5201

    The dialogue in this game is so wild, it’s like they took a thesaurus and just threw it at the wall to see what stuck.

    • @phila1417
      @phila1417 11 місяців тому +54

      It honestly feels like they let Emma Stone's character from Poor Things write the script, y'know before she became one of those French girls and expanded her mind

    • @letstawkerrboutmsm8386
      @letstawkerrboutmsm8386 11 місяців тому +26

      Okay check mark guy, make some good comment instead of commenting crappy comments

    • @locket-7714
      @locket-7714 11 місяців тому +4

      @@p-__that’s not possible

    • @sheepthehack
      @sheepthehack 11 місяців тому +46

      It would seem the dialogue is TRANSLATED rather being terrible AI.. as moist said... even AI would have done better... you can tell really by the BAD ASS BOYFRIEND.. they say bad ass.. but everyone acts like hes a scum bag boyfriend.. which is what i think its supposed to mean.. im sure most people got this!!

    • @ignatirabo
      @ignatirabo 11 місяців тому +7

      This has to be like a google translated game?

  • @Legless_Amphibian
    @Legless_Amphibian 11 місяців тому +2459

    "Not normal as hell" is such a great phrase

  • @db2ez
    @db2ez 11 місяців тому +2366

    "Age 70 but fountain works" is all-time rizz

    • @thecolombian8909
      @thecolombian8909 11 місяців тому +45

      100% canthal tilt

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 11 місяців тому +35

      ​@@thecolombian8909golden ratio ogee curve

    • @heathburnet5261
      @heathburnet5261 4 місяці тому +1

      dedective

    • @Lullaglim
      @Lullaglim 4 місяці тому +1

      BRO i was scrolling and i read your comment just as this part of the video was playing, spooked me o-o

  • @jonolas1626
    @jonolas1626 11 місяців тому +1794

    "Age seventy but the fountain works, huh?" goes even harder than "that was a double flusher"

    • @Ready_Man804
      @Ready_Man804 11 місяців тому +92

      Old but still got that WAP.

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 11 місяців тому +41

      “But I only heard one flush”

    • @bshap495
      @bshap495 11 місяців тому +116

      The fact that she doesn't even look close to 70 really adds to it.

    • @GravityButterfly
      @GravityButterfly 11 місяців тому

      ​@@bshap495the magic if money.

    • @isovas_og
      @isovas_og 11 місяців тому +9

      ​@@bshap495the 70 year old the game is talking about is most probably the dead guy

  • @Bizzeplayn
    @Bizzeplayn 11 місяців тому +1031

    Player to Devs: "Did you hire a proofreader before releasing this game?" Devs: "not know"

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 10 місяців тому +89

      But fountain still works!

    • @lester5927
      @lester5927 10 місяців тому +7

      well well well if it isnt the bizze himself

  • @nikolascoates
    @nikolascoates 11 місяців тому +776

    Imagine you're Richard, and this detective walks up, takes your tissues and nudie mags, and just leaves

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 10 місяців тому +54

      And that's the most normal interaction in the game.

    • @williamwallace7206
      @williamwallace7206 6 місяців тому +6

      Pov: im Richard- "Be careful, most of some of those are stuck in to pages pulled apart will rip"

  • @dismantledbrain5910
    @dismantledbrain5910 11 місяців тому +3792

    25:52 I love how the detective knows the kid has schizophrenia, and he still drops a "Fucking asshole" lmao

    • @scooterbobscout
      @scooterbobscout 11 місяців тому +104

      Threw me for a loop 😂😂

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 11 місяців тому +113

      say what you will about Nathan Morgan, Detective - but dude def has good taste in cars and mental health-related opinions

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 11 місяців тому +280

      It’s hilarious that the kid with schizophrenia is literally the only person in the entire game Nathan constantly cusses at. It’s like he’s personally offended by his very existence.

    • @high_stakes_ikea7087
      @high_stakes_ikea7087 10 місяців тому

      HEY hey hey, man… it’s 2024. Mental health isn’t an excuse and equality means that you can be a fucking asshole with or without schizophrenia lol

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner 10 місяців тому +69

      Their dynamic is absolutely brilliant, he's so fed up with him for no reason, it looks like having to deal with him will end up making him quit his job

  • @gunkwizardry
    @gunkwizardry 11 місяців тому +1630

    this game shouldve been called AI Noir because theres no way this was even prompted by a human

    • @gunkwizardry
      @gunkwizardry 11 місяців тому +111

      also for how insane the dialogue is, im surprised by how cinematic some of the scenes are. while its not even accurate to how suspects are treated in investigations, i did enjoy that little cutaways to suspects getting mugshots taken as a sort of introduction. plus the graphics look decent enough, but im not entirely sure how easy it is to make games in unreal engine now, so these might all be drag-and-drop assets or something

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 11 місяців тому +74

      It's most likely a bad translation and lazily having text-to-speech/AI voices instead that dragged what would normally be a not-too-bad game into a fun-bad game

    • @zippo718
      @zippo718 11 місяців тому +47

      AI is way better than this. They machine translated this shit but used a translator that was clearly not powered by AI. Seems like they even tried to translate some stuff themselves, I mean how else did they end up with "gluck"? Then they used some basic ass text-to-speech and called it a day.

    • @randomname9723
      @randomname9723 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@gunkwizardryYeah the animation at times is honestly pretty good but usually it's freaky and over exaggerated. I might guess they have some automation process for that too and it happened to look good at times.

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 11 місяців тому +4

      "LA Noir at home"

  • @ZachNation
    @ZachNation 11 місяців тому +821

    The weird replies makes for a great difficulty slider, imagine investigating a death and everyone in the area tries to give you a headache at every step.

    • @aldo1814
      @aldo1814 11 місяців тому +5

      😂😂

    • @mechwarrior13
      @mechwarrior13 11 місяців тому +41

      Kinda true in certain cases irl lol

    • @wit6665
      @wit6665 11 місяців тому +13

      I'd be worried I'm having a stroke and get an ambulance there on the double for me.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 11 місяців тому +6

      It’s like talking to the riddler that got kicked in the head

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 11 місяців тому +7

      Then the final twist is that the whole crime scene was in a toxic swamp and the first victim actually just died of hypoxia-which is slowly working its way through everybody else, including the player character.

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 11 місяців тому +647

    "Of course! I have no one I can sleep together anymore!"
    "This boy is not normal as hell..."
    🤣🤣

    • @LawrenceofCanadia
      @LawrenceofCanadia 11 місяців тому +15

      I am absolutely losing it at this line 😂

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 11 місяців тому +55

      "mocking with me is not the time, your father is dead, you know?"
      'yes, but he's not the only one died. hahahaha'
      "what do you mean?"
      'that's what i exactly said'
      "did the death of your father not get you down?"
      (sarcastic) 'yes, i have no-one i can sleep together anymore'
      this is award-winning writing, let's be real. gold medal for 'most unintentionally comedic dialogue'

    • @danieln6700
      @danieln6700 11 місяців тому +10

      No one I can sleep together anymore lmao

    • @stmsly
      @stmsly 6 місяців тому

      NOT KNOW

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 3 місяці тому

      @@κεηγση I read in the kids' voice lmao

  • @randomgarbage5938
    @randomgarbage5938 11 місяців тому +434

    30:38 '"talk to james"......... what do you MEAN talk to james hes the DEAD GUY! hes fucking dead! james is the victim! talk to him via what, ouija board??' has to be my new favourite chat interaction. not only the reaction but the absolute shut down and silence as it slowly sinks in before the outrage

    • @optiTHOMAS
      @optiTHOMAS 10 місяців тому +13

      Indeed! 😅🤣👌🏻

    • @nicholasdubendorf6824
      @nicholasdubendorf6824 8 місяців тому +30

      At this point, I think talking to James the dead man would've been the only way he'd have gotten a straight answer given the circumstances 😂

    • @haydenstout2347
      @haydenstout2347 7 місяців тому +5

      theres a schizo in the chat

    • @lmabacus404
      @lmabacus404 6 місяців тому +5

      @@nicholasdubendorf6824 Given Nathan's inability to ask appropriate questions, I think even asking James isn't going to solve the murder. He'd be like:
      Where were you at the time of incident?
      Has ever Alicia said you to find an another job?
      Everyone in the family seems dysfunctional. Is that the reason you took vacation?
      Why have you indulged to Thomas' bloodlust? He is not a good fit with society.
      DETECTIVE SENSE: I haven't talked Thomas in some time, better to cuss him out some more.

  • @theelusivera1der575
    @theelusivera1der575 11 місяців тому +879

    I love how you just go through the house taking all their expensive belongings. "Ah yes, I need this expensive jewelry box, along with this designer purse for my investigation!!!"

    • @Boney4000
      @Boney4000 11 місяців тому +46

      They're utilizing old school RPG logic. Other's possessions are your loot

    • @mister_lad
      @mister_lad 11 місяців тому +66

      maybe that's why the detective fled the scene at the end

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 11 місяців тому

      Ah, a delicious bottle of Dom Pérignon, yes, we'll need this for the investigation.. is that watch a Tudor ? I will definitely need to confiscate that. I'll put it on my wrist for safe keeping. Is that your car parked in the garage?
      😂
      it's hilarious until you find out that a surprising amount of police departments actually do this, keeping up to 90% of profits without the need of charging anyone with a crime or even give a reason. Just search 'policing for profit' and your find wild statistics, and hundreds of cases where people's cars, valuables, even their life savings are confiscated as civil forfeiture.

  • @Shade-qu1dn
    @Shade-qu1dn 11 місяців тому +764

    The more the detective asks questions, the more the English language breaks down.

    • @RealRushinRussian
      @RealRushinRussian 11 місяців тому +69

      Exactly, it starts off with some mildly weird choices of words here and there only to slowly devolve into an incoherent mess, man I swear I wouldn't pull it off this well if I intended it. I love this game so much lmao

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 11 місяців тому +19

      It's like he's getting violently bludgeoned over the head every time he interviews a new witness.

  • @fitzcharles33
    @fitzcharles33 11 місяців тому +3085

    This game had to be written by someone who doesn’t speak English and then used a bad translator. That has to be the reason for the stroke inducing dialog.

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 11 місяців тому +302

      Its like someone translated, retranslated it into a different language again using google translate, then copy pasted that into an even worse translator back into english😭

    • @kimbaet3592
      @kimbaet3592 11 місяців тому +231

      The only other available VO language is turkish, so I would guess that's the original language of the game.

    • @horusreloaded6387
      @horusreloaded6387 11 місяців тому +233

      ​@@kimbaet3592Yeah, the devs are Turkish.
      The "badass" boyfriend having a Turkish name was so out of place lol, then the credits rolled. Deniz Bozkurt - translates as Sea Graywolf, which is a perfectly normal name and surname, believe it or not.

    • @Fergus-H-MacLeod
      @Fergus-H-MacLeod 11 місяців тому +107

      Dialogue is truly not good as Hell, would say I

    • @chrisball3778
      @chrisball3778 11 місяців тому +85

      Yeah, most likely an AI translation of dialogue written in another language fed into an AI text-to voice program. This is why having loads of actual skilled translators able to write subtitles or dubbed vocals is an amazing gift to humanity that lets us all share culture. If we let Chat GPT negotiate at the UN it'll be DEFCON 1 in minutes.

  • @rawbertrapsnwf7738
    @rawbertrapsnwf7738 11 місяців тому +237

    The talk to James ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES THE DEAD GUY
    ABSOLUTELY SENT ME

  • @DJPINK907
    @DJPINK907 11 місяців тому +394

    “age 70 but the fountain works huh?” is absolutely diabolical

    • @ghost3337
      @ghost3337 10 місяців тому +20

      Never would have guessed she was 70 tbh

    • @B1g_B0sssss
      @B1g_B0sssss 10 місяців тому +4

      Im taking that phrase for the future.

  • @frozenwarrior1354
    @frozenwarrior1354 11 місяців тому +759

    20:16 imagine a detective walking up to you and just saying "i need to go" and then walking to another person to question

    • @amromsr5463
      @amromsr5463 11 місяців тому +44

      Commander Shepard apprpves

    • @cerealchimp6957
      @cerealchimp6957 11 місяців тому +20

      It's like walking up to your crush and suddenly getting too nervous

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 11 місяців тому +8

      kinda feel like that would be more intimidating than direct questioning

  • @TheWideMurloc
    @TheWideMurloc 11 місяців тому +599

    All of the budget went into the lighting for the first cutscene

    • @IMLLAMALIFE
      @IMLLAMALIFE 11 місяців тому +24

      All the budget went into the main menu 😂

  • @Luxray2000
    @Luxray2000 11 місяців тому +684

    “Im starting to think there wasn’t a murder. I think the husband killed himself”

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 11 місяців тому

      The Husband was the only normal one, he killed himself to escape the society of ChatGPT NPC.

  • @aytugk
    @aytugk 11 місяців тому +385

    The moment i saw "Age 70 but fountain works" I understood the dev is Turkish haha. In Turkish that saying is "Yaş 70 iş bitmemiş" and the dev actually did good job translating that even though it might sound weird for native English speakers. Also this is pretty much the same reason for every dialogue weirdness in the game.

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 11 місяців тому +32

      big turkiye W - their translations carried this game
      Pog or Dog game show idea:
      turkish->english translation OR AI-generated dialogue?

    • @mieszkopol
      @mieszkopol 11 місяців тому +42

      There was a Turkey map of earthquakes in one of the rooms. devs are 100% turkish

    • @grdjf
      @grdjf 11 місяців тому +2

      What does the phrase actually mean?

    • @aytugk
      @aytugk 11 місяців тому +74

      @@grdjf It means exactly the way what people thought. Age is 70 but sexually still functioning 😂

    • @uniquehandle-u9p
      @uniquehandle-u9p 10 місяців тому +15

      i dont get why people would put so much effort into making a game and then google translate the writing

  • @KindaKin7
    @KindaKin7 11 місяців тому +165

    "This boy is not normal as hell" is the only coherent sentence in this game

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 11 місяців тому +16

      i love the awkward intonation of some dialogue. like how alicia really put HEAVY stank on 'yes sir, i'm SO sorry.' @ 16:54

  • @scotthewitt258
    @scotthewitt258 11 місяців тому +620

    Simultaneously, Nathan is fortunately the best detective in their small town and unfortunately the best detective in their small town.....

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 11 місяців тому +4

      Just like a detective is to a small town he is a detective to a small town.

    • @thequietfox
      @thequietfox 10 місяців тому +4

      hes the best choice and the worst choice

  • @SalKhayer
    @SalKhayer 11 місяців тому +2570

    If this game came out in 1998, it would have been so revolutionary.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 11 місяців тому +52

      I turned 11 that year and this is so true hahaha

    • @MisterChubz
      @MisterChubz 11 місяців тому +48

      1898

    • @unmorcipan
      @unmorcipan 11 місяців тому +66

      Almost every game from the past 10 years would've been revolutionary in 1998

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 11 місяців тому +48

      Not really? 1998 had amazing games, it was one of the peak years for the industry. Metal Gear Solid released that year. Ocarina of Time, Resident Evil 2, Silent Hill...

    • @SubjectDelta20
      @SubjectDelta20 11 місяців тому +22

      Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time came out in '98 and you would've needed a hacksaw to get me away from that game. '98 was a big year.

  • @KinreeveNaku
    @KinreeveNaku 11 місяців тому +1094

    8:40 “I am a mother, and because mothers are mothers, I think you should know that because I am a mother, I am a mother.”

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 11 місяців тому +44

      they could be lying but affirmation they did

    • @EALoArt
      @EALoArt 11 місяців тому +16

      What is all this speaking?

    • @Goozero1
      @Goozero1 11 місяців тому +2

      That's whatever you want to understand

    • @DanDoesStuffs
      @DanDoesStuffs 11 місяців тому +26

      Shakesphere WISHES he was this good at dialogues

    • @samhilton4173
      @samhilton4173 11 місяців тому +9

      Nice Kamala Harris impression.

  • @OdinCasts
    @OdinCasts 11 місяців тому +102

    "her fuckin' badass boyfriend" almost killed me IRL, I was eating a slider and nearly choked to death

  • @CartiForPresident
    @CartiForPresident 11 місяців тому +108

    I like how picking up a painting unlocks new dialogue options but finding a literal knife doesn’t

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 11 місяців тому +528

    "That boy is not normal as hell." is such a great way to describe someone that laughs manically, says there was more than one person that died, and admits to having slept in the same bed as his father.

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 10 місяців тому

      to be fair it says in his description it was because he was scared of the dark. And if we believe the "doctors say my brain age is 7" (and the fact he is schizophrenic) then it's just Nathan being a massive asshole to someone who is severely mentally ill.

  • @Stak0
    @Stak0 11 місяців тому +2472

    Voice acting is almost as good as Vaudevillle. Must be AAAA.

    • @bananafactory4508
      @bananafactory4508 11 місяців тому +60

      Pretty sure it’s ai generated

    • @dreamcast.0
      @dreamcast.0 11 місяців тому +7

      I cant believe its not made by the same people! OR it is and they're using another name

    • @IMLLAMALIFE
      @IMLLAMALIFE 11 місяців тому +36

      These Quadruple A games are outstanding

    • @_Lucalan_
      @_Lucalan_ 11 місяців тому +7

      I’ll have you know that the God-tier game devs at Ubisoft are capable of creating the coveted AAAA games 🙄

    • @Chasibannac
      @Chasibannac 11 місяців тому +4

      more like AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WTF IS THIS

  • @nafanwittree
    @nafanwittree 11 місяців тому +604

    22:04 “Illegal substance derived from leaves of the coca plant” it’s a fucking cocaine joint. 😂😭

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 11 місяців тому +68

      LOL. The AI (or whoever "wrote" that IDK) doesn't know how to drug. I also like that it was supposed to be marijuana (I assume since it's a joint, and later you find a bong) and says it causes "rapid addiction" lol. As someone that lives in a state with a legal market I find that hilarious.

    • @meodrac
      @meodrac 11 місяців тому +34

      It shows a literal joint but the description is wrong

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 11 місяців тому +32

      Yeah wtf, who is making cocaine joints? Or should I say
      Surprised I am by finding this suspicious hiding drug.
      Just as a user is to his drugs, he is to this drugs, and I am to this finding

    • @totempolejoe1
      @totempolejoe1 11 місяців тому +4

      I know as much about illegal drugs as I do about the politics of Seychelles-jack shit. But I'm pretty sure cocaine-laced marijuana joints are a thing. Kendrick Lamar refers to one on "m.A.A.d. city"

    • @nafanwittree
      @nafanwittree 11 місяців тому +5

      @@totempolejoe1 there is no mention of marijuana coming from an ex pothead that’s a cocaine joint (it doesn’t exist but stop being a party pooper).

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 11 місяців тому +109

    I love how it starts out "okay" with the dialogue, despite the speech to text.
    But as you go along, it just begins devolving and getting worse in its grammar and sentence structure.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 11 місяців тому +8

      It's like a fucking Caretaker album.

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 11 місяців тому

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Can you explain that? Sorry, I'm not sure what that means 😅

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 11 місяців тому +9

      @@DragoNate the Caretaker? That's the guy who does all those albums that simulate the advancing stages of dementia, like _Everywhere At The End Of Time._

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 11 місяців тому

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Oh interesting, I think this is the first time I'm hearing about this. Just took a listen to Stage 5 - yeah, definitely just slightly disturbing lol

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 11 місяців тому +61

    With just how much the game emphasizes the boyfriend being a badass, I half-expected him to show up out of nowhere and drop-kick the sheriff when he pulled out the gun

  • @SemperFi_EDC_Guy
    @SemperFi_EDC_Guy 11 місяців тому +649

    "70, but fountain works!"
    That's gonna be my new line to "what's up".

    • @NormalManE
      @NormalManE 11 місяців тому +28

      "DEDECTIVE" 💀

  • @daminox
    @daminox 11 місяців тому +522

    12:37 this whole sequence with the kid is a fever dream

    • @ImTanasinn
      @ImTanasinn 11 місяців тому +20

      that made me laugh so bad

    • @CanoCapo
      @CanoCapo 11 місяців тому +3

      Haha nice one Mate 😂

    • @TheMosayat
      @TheMosayat 11 місяців тому +2

      It legit made my brain malfunction

  • @SerreNameless
    @SerreNameless 11 місяців тому +714

    I spit my drink out laughing at 5:04, that line came out of nowhere

    • @arxpharms9755
      @arxpharms9755 11 місяців тому +12

      ​@p-__ this little girl has said this on every top comment.... super weird

    • @TeeTime84
      @TeeTime84 11 місяців тому +9

      I doubt you were drinking anything at that time but did laugh🙃

    • @SparhKa
      @SparhKa 11 місяців тому +63

      ​@@TeeTime84yeah, because that's totally the most uncommon thing to ever happen to anyone😬

    • @418jh
      @418jh 11 місяців тому

      @@TeeTime84 drinking ??! theres no way. you've got to be lying ! (you have to be ret*rded btw)

    • @joshuaashford375
      @joshuaashford375 11 місяців тому +2

      @@TeeTime84was thinking the same thing…

  • @legrandtheiii2572
    @legrandtheiii2572 11 місяців тому +30

    "Like, why am I picking up Condoms and Pearl Necklaces?!" question of the century right there.

  • @PhilSwiftOfficial
    @PhilSwiftOfficial 6 місяців тому +12

    This is a real detective game. It makes you need to figure out very basic stuff using the worst possible clues and only talking to lobotomites. It perfectly captures just how confusing being an actual detective is.

  • @astrooptics5258
    @astrooptics5258 11 місяців тому +366

    imagine if you woke up one day and everybody started talking like they do in this game

    • @milehighyt2097
      @milehighyt2097 11 місяців тому +55

      i would start questioning if i had a stroke

    • @martinpadilla5224
      @martinpadilla5224 11 місяців тому +22

      That actually sounds terrifying 😱

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 11 місяців тому +3

      Prayge hope ppl talk like this somewhere on earth

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@κεηγση southern India.

    • @Skelz1196
      @Skelz1196 10 місяців тому +5

      I think I'd just wander off into the woods by myself forever if that happened, lol.

  • @scotthewitt258
    @scotthewitt258 11 місяців тому +257

    Age 70 but fountain works had to be the BEST euphemism EVER for "The guy was old, but didn't need blue pills".....

  • @acidicstiletto
    @acidicstiletto 11 місяців тому +387

    13:41 "This boy is not normal as hell" 😭😭

    • @devon7359
      @devon7359 11 місяців тому +49

      “hehehWhoaHAAhaHaa the doctor says my brain age is 7……………………..”

    • @divinecreation6
      @divinecreation6 2 місяці тому

      Now I have no one to sleep together 😢😢

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 11 місяців тому +32

    If Oblivion NPCs and these characters ever met, reality would implode

  • @mvlad8725
    @mvlad8725 11 місяців тому +24

    As a translator, I think reclassifying this game to the "horror" genre would be more appropriate.

  • @seangiglio
    @seangiglio 11 місяців тому +147

    I like that no matter who you choose as the murderer, it’s implied they would find the sheriff’s fingerprints on the gun anyways like 20 seconds after you pin the suspect

    • @xuanbachlai5371
      @xuanbachlai5371 11 місяців тому +19

      maybe who you choose will be the murderer? multiple endings? lol

  • @warpedwhimsical
    @warpedwhimsical 11 місяців тому +287

    I was listening to this through an earbud at work and “Age 70 but fountain works” had me fucking cracking up in public

    • @Viktorreznov1942
      @Viktorreznov1942 11 місяців тому +16

      That's literally what I just did, I was fussing at coworkers and in a bad mood and then that part made me laugh out of nowhere so now I look like a lunatic 😂

  • @haydenhouts
    @haydenhouts 11 місяців тому +647

    10 seconds in and Charlie already has reached the first stage of grief DENIAL

    • @haydenhouts
      @haydenhouts 11 місяців тому +1

      uhh pardon?

    • @guyholdingobject
      @guyholdingobject 11 місяців тому

      @@p-__ ain't you that bird from that pbs show i can't remember the name of

    • @ultraexcalibur1728
      @ultraexcalibur1728 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@haydenhouts his farts are better than Charlie's Farts

    • @Maiqthelair0
      @Maiqthelair0 11 місяців тому

      @@ultraexcalibur1728 have you seen this first hand?

    • @ultraexcalibur1728
      @ultraexcalibur1728 11 місяців тому

      @@Maiqthelair0 no not really I just thought it was funny

  • @timcbeats
    @timcbeats 11 місяців тому +72

    “Age seventy but fountain works” got me dying 💀

  • @uselesscattle
    @uselesscattle 11 місяців тому +48

    Screw the murder, homie just wants to know why she is staying at a job she hates

  • @eadiblecheese7593
    @eadiblecheese7593 11 місяців тому +491

    i love the ai voice really immerses myself into thinking the game was chatgpted

    • @BrianOrEric
      @BrianOrEric 11 місяців тому +1

      Ok

    • @kidd4551
      @kidd4551 11 місяців тому +42

      Yeah It does feel like a human didn't really revise this game at all. They just let ai take the wheel and called it day. While I don't mind the ai voice too much, it doesn't help its case

    • @ArchangelExile
      @ArchangelExile 11 місяців тому +4

      Is that first comment ChatGPT'd?

    • @Brich1278
      @Brich1278 11 місяців тому

      That English was chat gpt

    • @littlegirlshowSynch
      @littlegirlshowSynch 11 місяців тому +9

      chatGPT wouldve made better dialogue lol

  • @JdmZack
    @JdmZack 11 місяців тому +95

    This feels like a game I would’ve been watching you play 10 years ago way before the face cam

    • @Stogiewise
      @Stogiewise 11 місяців тому +1

      Accurate comment

  • @Drakken780
    @Drakken780 11 місяців тому +726

    Caught the last half of the stream on this game. Peak cinema.

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 11 місяців тому +17

      Same, haha. That was painfully tedious for him but it was hilarious. Gotta give him props for the determination, lol

    • @frozenwarrior1354
      @frozenwarrior1354 11 місяців тому

      @@p-__ timothy 2:12

  • @chamwow168
    @chamwow168 11 місяців тому +24

    "age seventy but fountain works" is wild. I couldn't come up with that if I tried for months

  • @thelastroseofsummer2817
    @thelastroseofsummer2817 11 місяців тому +29

    “This boy is not normal as hell” - My new favorite phrase

  • @abrahamlincoln1681
    @abrahamlincoln1681 11 місяців тому +224

    “We need more bad game night”-Abraham Lincoln

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial 11 місяців тому +2

      Didnt ask. I lUV ANIMAL ABVSE. My content is more entertaining has more substance than this utubers entire career. Eye posted proof.

    • @crispyybaconx
      @crispyybaconx 11 місяців тому +5

      did you ask george washington on his opinion?

    • @KinreeveNaku
      @KinreeveNaku 11 місяців тому +4

      @@crispyybaconxI’m more curious of King George the 3rds’ opinion. I wonder if Abe here can help me too

    • @melkrollwz
      @melkrollwz 11 місяців тому +6

      Thanks Abe

    • @DeprivedofZZZ
      @DeprivedofZZZ 11 місяців тому

      @@melkrollwzyes.

  • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
    @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 11 місяців тому +78

    "This boy is not normal as hell."
    -A normal as hell dude

  • @serenity8839
    @serenity8839 11 місяців тому +286

    "The sound of silence" Is a banger of a song though.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 11 місяців тому +7

      Millennial here, Simon & Garfunkel is one of the better boomer groups imo.

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@ember-brandtBoomers made the best music. All the spare time and money they had gave them lots of opportunity for creativity.

    • @drvictorvondooooom103
      @drvictorvondooooom103 11 місяців тому

      Lmao not even close ​@@drunkenhobo8020

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 11 місяців тому +2

      That fact you saw me an thought im not a Millennial just aged me into a boomer, thanks chief. @@ember-brandt

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 11 місяців тому

      ​@@ember-brandt What are examples of "lesser boomer groups?"

  • @angus96elliot
    @angus96elliot 11 місяців тому +48

    "The DECEASED professor James Bennet RETURNS EARLY FROM A PLANNED 2 week business trip. Following his unplanned return, he becomes the victim of a MURDER for an unknown reason."
    Literally the 1st sentence of the game and I'm here for 10 minutes confused at this riddle? was he dead and then murdered or murdered then dead?

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 3 місяці тому +2

      the deceased, professor James Bennet, returns early from a planned 2 week business trip. Following his unplanned return, he becomes the victim of a murder for an unknown reason.
      Makes a lot more sense like this right

  • @dragonwings1273
    @dragonwings1273 9 місяців тому +3

    The fact that the guilty guy has only one piece of solid evidence and no dialogue options pertaining to the crime scene really goes to show how much effort they put into this game.

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 11 місяців тому +71

    The dumbest game you've ever played is the most entertaining one I've ever watched. It never quite misses the mark.

  • @feralperil
    @feralperil 11 місяців тому +99

    the dialogue is giving me a lobotomy

  • @cobbler_7572
    @cobbler_7572 11 місяців тому +69

    I can’t believe I was there, live, for the “dumbest game I ever played”

  • @derekeastman7771
    @derekeastman7771 10 місяців тому +6

    The characters all seem to want to play semantic games but the writing is so incomprehensible that you wouldn’t understand even if they were speaking plainly. Truly one of the games of all time.

  • @bitofalice
    @bitofalice 9 місяців тому +9

    holy shit, apparently the dev has removed all voice acting and subtitles from the game and is "working on replacing it" but man, I wish I could play THIS version for myself... This is killing me!

  • @RozettaVyper
    @RozettaVyper 11 місяців тому +75

    "Doctor's say my brain age is 7"
    Good. I'm happy we were told the developer's intelligence.

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 10 місяців тому +1

      More like 7 months

    • @hwacha4911
      @hwacha4911 8 місяців тому +4

      He is clearly not stupid tho. It’s not easy task to complete a video game, he had to learn coding, write a script, find right assets etc. You will never know until you try to undertake something like this.
      His only mistake was not hiring someone with good English or even using something like chatgpt or grammarly to fix the dialogue. If he did though, we wouldn’t get this gem lol.

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 3 місяці тому

      @@hwacha4911 the story was all over the place. What about the random items you can find as 'evidence'? They're more like collectibles than anything else. The fact you can't interrogate the suspects or press them harder. There were a lot of mistakes

    • @Zamandu
      @Zamandu 2 місяці тому

      ​@@hwacha4911 Game sucks ass, it's barely even a game, just a bunch of unity assets slapped together and a "story" written by a lunatic kid on speed

  • @BasedSquibz
    @BasedSquibz 11 місяців тому +66

    Best part is 19:00 where the detective asks the KANSAS resident if he has a license for a gun, in KANSAS, USA

  • @deepdesai6882
    @deepdesai6882 11 місяців тому +40

    “Age seventy but fountain works”
    Jesus😭😭😭

  • @MewronYT
    @MewronYT 11 місяців тому +161

    So bad that it's actually good.

  • @冞
    @冞 7 місяців тому +8

    this game could pass as a comedy for how unintentionally funny it is

  • @eldritchbidoof
    @eldritchbidoof 11 місяців тому +17

    I am convinced that the dialogue in this game was done by just dropping a small octopus on the computer keyboard and letting it flail around a while.

  • @reesebuholtz5114
    @reesebuholtz5114 11 місяців тому +67

    I now have abs from laughing non stop dear god that was hilarious

    • @daveeyes
      @daveeyes 11 місяців тому +5

      "He is trying to fling mud on me!"

  • @ur_mad458
    @ur_mad458 11 місяців тому +40

    “Not know” killed me 😭😭😭

  • @vierbee
    @vierbee 6 місяців тому +3

    9:55 simply adore the sudden switch-up of the mom, calling the bf a badass like it's an insult even though it goes hard as hell

  • @grey.themusiccat
    @grey.themusiccat 11 місяців тому +93

    "What argue? I wonder about what"
    -the detective 💅

  • @LiterallyNobody0
    @LiterallyNobody0 11 місяців тому +40

    “What argue? I wonder about what.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣I died

  • @sydbrown310
    @sydbrown310 11 місяців тому +17

    This sounds like some show my parents would watch as I'm half asleep not really paying attention to what I'm hearing

  • @obskewerd3992
    @obskewerd3992 11 місяців тому +36

    This entire game feels like an Internet Historian NordVPN ad.
    “Just going to uh, take these shoes.. as evidence” 😂

  • @Krankidor334
    @Krankidor334 11 місяців тому +14

    Love that the joint you find says "derived from leaves of the coca plant" so it's essentially a cocain cigarette

  • @andrewnguyen6846
    @andrewnguyen6846 11 місяців тому +13

    The mother line is like a minimum word requirement on an essay

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 11 місяців тому +15

    This was definitely a game. But at least the fountain is still working at age 70.

  • @bearidotindisguise
    @bearidotindisguise 11 місяців тому +25

    16:54 yes sir I'm sooooo sorry 😕

  • @BlueValleyTS
    @BlueValleyTS 11 місяців тому +12

    “The deceased professor” “murdered for an unknown reason” huh, I bet the murder weapon was the poison for James, the poison specifically chosen to kill James, James’ poison. It’s a bad sign when the first sentence is that rambling, and worded so unclearly that it makes me think a ghost went on a business trip.

  • @ricomcavoy3724
    @ricomcavoy3724 11 місяців тому +17

    28:56 “what the hell do you think you are telling?” Was crying at this 😂😂

  • @DiariosVideos
    @DiariosVideos 5 місяців тому +4

    This is like the funniest charlie video ever to me. I keep coming back to it and quoting it constantly lol

  • @garrettcreedon8998
    @garrettcreedon8998 11 місяців тому +21

    That first interaction with Thomas had me TWEEKIN😂😂

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 11 місяців тому +5

      he deserves a game award nomination for best supporting character

  • @nomadikoslykos3386
    @nomadikoslykos3386 11 місяців тому +17

    i do think the little introductory photoshoot is a cool transition

  • @foNy_
    @foNy_ 7 місяців тому +3

    whoever made this game accidentally made one of the funniest experiences in gaming, it’s like a giant accidental troll

  • @lordgigapiller
    @lordgigapiller 10 місяців тому +8

    For me the cherry on top of "Age 70 but fountain works" was the response "dedective..."

    • @lmabacus404
      @lmabacus404 6 місяців тому

      Also the little squeal/moan right before that, sounded like they ripped it from a porno.

  • @Santiago3435.
    @Santiago3435. 7 місяців тому +5

    The dialogue really made me doubt my English skills, then i realized charlie wasnt understanding either

  • @MelodyOo
    @MelodyOo 10 місяців тому +11

    "This boy is not normal as hell" 💀

  • @Pancake-lj6wm
    @Pancake-lj6wm 7 місяців тому +6

    Ive watches this video about 10 times now, truly a masterpiece

  • @starstruck2348
    @starstruck2348 11 місяців тому +23

    This is the funniest video from charles ive seen in a while bro 😂

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 11 місяців тому +8

    I swear, this dialogue in this game was written by an alien or a skinwalker desperately trying to imitate human speech.

  • @_KyleR
    @_KyleR 11 місяців тому +30

    one of your best videos ever, this game was so funny to watch

  • @muschi6623
    @muschi6623 11 місяців тому +29

    This is just street smart Sherlock Holmes

  • @gwencatz2483
    @gwencatz2483 11 місяців тому +12

    "Age seventy but fountain works" +100 rizz right there

  • @sevionus80
    @sevionus80 11 місяців тому +19

    6:23 - He was still thinking about Rose xD

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger 11 місяців тому +17

    The fact the Sheriff was even an option was enough to make it obvious. What a game.

  • @GlennGorblin
    @GlennGorblin 11 місяців тому +9

    I fell in love with this game as soon as a heard "a murder" "what?!"