Dumbest Game I've Ever Played

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  • @jacksonhill7552
    @jacksonhill7552 8 місяців тому +6455

    It’s like a bad translation of a bad translation, the dialogue truly is magical

    • @forbiddenbox
      @forbiddenbox 8 місяців тому +177

      hey, this boy is not normal as hell

    • @Kamui3821
      @Kamui3821 8 місяців тому +4

      What a beautiful dwang.

    • @ozzy_z
      @ozzy_z 8 місяців тому +109

      like they translated the dialogue from english into japanese then back into english

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ozzy_z Lmao

    • @connorbennethum8465
      @connorbennethum8465 8 місяців тому +25

      *Mmh* *Hmm* Dedective. We are Married. You know?

  • @weekendthreat5576
    @weekendthreat5576 8 місяців тому +11049

    "First of all, I just want you to know that I am a mother. Just as a mother is to her children, I am to them." -- this shit has me in tears, brilliant

    • @sn4ketooth220
      @sn4ketooth220 8 місяців тому +702

      What argue? I wonder about what
      😢😢😢😢

    • @benw1544
      @benw1544 8 місяців тому +380

      I regret that not being my senior yearbook quote

    • @apaultarter1184
      @apaultarter1184 8 місяців тому +611

      First of all, I just want you to know that this is a reply. Just as a reply is to a comment, it is to this.

    • @petroleumjam
      @petroleumjam 8 місяців тому +42

      Such prose, bravo!

    • @BocchiTheAWP
      @BocchiTheAWP 8 місяців тому +60

      >Not know!

  • @nuqi
    @nuqi 8 місяців тому +5097

    The dialogue in this game is so wild, it’s like they took a thesaurus and just threw it at the wall to see what stuck.

    • @phila1417
      @phila1417 8 місяців тому +51

      It honestly feels like they let Emma Stone's character from Poor Things write the script, y'know before she became one of those French girls and expanded her mind

    • @letstawkerrboutmsm8386
      @letstawkerrboutmsm8386 8 місяців тому +26

      Okay check mark guy, make some good comment instead of commenting crappy comments

    • @locket-7714
      @locket-7714 8 місяців тому +4

      @@p-__that’s not possible

    • @sheepthehack
      @sheepthehack 8 місяців тому +46

      It would seem the dialogue is TRANSLATED rather being terrible AI.. as moist said... even AI would have done better... you can tell really by the BAD ASS BOYFRIEND.. they say bad ass.. but everyone acts like hes a scum bag boyfriend.. which is what i think its supposed to mean.. im sure most people got this!!

    • @ignatirabo
      @ignatirabo 8 місяців тому +7

      This has to be like a google translated game?

  • @mingima282
    @mingima282 8 місяців тому +918

    the detectives beef with the son for no reason is honestly amazing

  • @db2ez
    @db2ez 8 місяців тому +2226

    "Age 70 but fountain works" is all-time rizz

    • @thecolombian8909
      @thecolombian8909 8 місяців тому +43

      100% canthal tilt

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 8 місяців тому +33

      ​@@thecolombian8909golden ratio ogee curve

    • @heathburnet5261
      @heathburnet5261 2 місяці тому +1

      dedective

    • @Lullaglim
      @Lullaglim 2 місяці тому +1

      BRO i was scrolling and i read your comment just as this part of the video was playing, spooked me o-o

  • @zeos26
    @zeos26 8 місяців тому +5639

    "This boy is not normal as hell" fucking killed me

    • @scotthewitt258
      @scotthewitt258 8 місяців тому +158

      That will be the new "It's six AM, and already the boy ain't right".....

    • @Fergus-H-MacLeod
      @Fergus-H-MacLeod 8 місяців тому +54

      That's how I would describe myself

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic 8 місяців тому +101

      In fact, he hospitalized long time in mental institution

    • @keps_ksk
      @keps_ksk 8 місяців тому +116

      the detective fucking hates the kid for no reason it's fucking hilarious

    • @epj0211
      @epj0211 8 місяців тому +31

      @@keps_kskI wouldn’t say he has absolutely no reason, but he does take it to a very extreme and unprofessional level.

  • @Legless_Amphibian
    @Legless_Amphibian 8 місяців тому +2393

    "Not normal as hell" is such a great phrase

  • @jonolas1626
    @jonolas1626 8 місяців тому +1741

    "Age seventy but the fountain works, huh?" goes even harder than "that was a double flusher"

    • @Turd_Burglar804
      @Turd_Burglar804 8 місяців тому +93

      Old but still got that WAP.

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 8 місяців тому +40

      “But I only heard one flush”

    • @bshap495
      @bshap495 8 місяців тому +115

      The fact that she doesn't even look close to 70 really adds to it.

    • @GravityButterfly
      @GravityButterfly 8 місяців тому

      ​@@bshap495the magic if money.

    • @isovas_og
      @isovas_og 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@bshap495the 70 year old the game is talking about is most probably the dead guy

  • @Bizzeplayn
    @Bizzeplayn 8 місяців тому +944

    Player to Devs: "Did you hire a proofreader before releasing this game?" Devs: "not know"

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 8 місяців тому +80

      But fountain still works!

    • @lester5927
      @lester5927 7 місяців тому +7

      well well well if it isnt the bizze himself

  • @nikolascoates
    @nikolascoates 8 місяців тому +691

    Imagine you're Richard, and this detective walks up, takes your tissues and nudie mags, and just leaves

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 8 місяців тому +49

      And that's the most normal interaction in the game.

    • @williamwallace7206
      @williamwallace7206 4 місяці тому +4

      Pov: im Richard- "Be careful, most of some of those are stuck in to pages pulled apart will rip"

  • @ZachNation
    @ZachNation 8 місяців тому +789

    The weird replies makes for a great difficulty slider, imagine investigating a death and everyone in the area tries to give you a headache at every step.

    • @aldo1814
      @aldo1814 8 місяців тому +4

      😂😂

    • @mechwarrior13
      @mechwarrior13 8 місяців тому +38

      Kinda true in certain cases irl lol

    • @wit6665
      @wit6665 8 місяців тому +12

      I'd be worried I'm having a stroke and get an ambulance there on the double for me.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 8 місяців тому +5

      It’s like talking to the riddler that got kicked in the head

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 8 місяців тому +7

      Then the final twist is that the whole crime scene was in a toxic swamp and the first victim actually just died of hypoxia-which is slowly working its way through everybody else, including the player character.

  • @frozenwarrior1354
    @frozenwarrior1354 8 місяців тому +742

    20:16 imagine a detective walking up to you and just saying "i need to go" and then walking to another person to question

    • @amromsr5463
      @amromsr5463 8 місяців тому +43

      Commander Shepard apprpves

    • @cerealchimp6957
      @cerealchimp6957 8 місяців тому +20

      It's like walking up to your crush and suddenly getting too nervous

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 8 місяців тому +8

      kinda feel like that would be more intimidating than direct questioning

  • @dismantledbrain5910
    @dismantledbrain5910 8 місяців тому +3687

    25:52 I love how the detective knows the kid has schizophrenia, and he still drops a "Fucking asshole" lmao

    • @scooterbobscout
      @scooterbobscout 8 місяців тому +99

      Threw me for a loop 😂😂

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 8 місяців тому +107

      say what you will about Nathan Morgan, Detective - but dude def has good taste in cars and mental health-related opinions

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 8 місяців тому +266

      It’s hilarious that the kid with schizophrenia is literally the only person in the entire game Nathan constantly cusses at. It’s like he’s personally offended by his very existence.

    • @high_stakes_ikea7087
      @high_stakes_ikea7087 8 місяців тому

      HEY hey hey, man… it’s 2024. Mental health isn’t an excuse and equality means that you can be a fucking asshole with or without schizophrenia lol

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner 8 місяців тому +66

      Their dynamic is absolutely brilliant, he's so fed up with him for no reason, it looks like having to deal with him will end up making him quit his job

  • @rawbertrapsnwf7738
    @rawbertrapsnwf7738 8 місяців тому +222

    The talk to James ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES THE DEAD GUY
    ABSOLUTELY SENT ME

  • @randomgarbage5938
    @randomgarbage5938 8 місяців тому +394

    30:38 '"talk to james"......... what do you MEAN talk to james hes the DEAD GUY! hes fucking dead! james is the victim! talk to him via what, ouija board??' has to be my new favourite chat interaction. not only the reaction but the absolute shut down and silence as it slowly sinks in before the outrage

    • @optiTHOMAS
      @optiTHOMAS 8 місяців тому +13

      Indeed! 😅🤣👌🏻

    • @nicholasdubendorf6824
      @nicholasdubendorf6824 6 місяців тому +28

      At this point, I think talking to James the dead man would've been the only way he'd have gotten a straight answer given the circumstances 😂

    • @haydenstout2347
      @haydenstout2347 5 місяців тому +5

      theres a schizo in the chat

    • @lmabacus404
      @lmabacus404 3 місяці тому +3

      @@nicholasdubendorf6824 Given Nathan's inability to ask appropriate questions, I think even asking James isn't going to solve the murder. He'd be like:
      Where were you at the time of incident?
      Has ever Alicia said you to find an another job?
      Everyone in the family seems dysfunctional. Is that the reason you took vacation?
      Why have you indulged to Thomas' bloodlust? He is not a good fit with society.
      DETECTIVE SENSE: I haven't talked Thomas in some time, better to cuss him out some more.

  • @gunkwizardry
    @gunkwizardry 8 місяців тому +1569

    this game shouldve been called AI Noir because theres no way this was even prompted by a human

    • @gunkwizardry
      @gunkwizardry 8 місяців тому +108

      also for how insane the dialogue is, im surprised by how cinematic some of the scenes are. while its not even accurate to how suspects are treated in investigations, i did enjoy that little cutaways to suspects getting mugshots taken as a sort of introduction. plus the graphics look decent enough, but im not entirely sure how easy it is to make games in unreal engine now, so these might all be drag-and-drop assets or something

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 8 місяців тому +71

      It's most likely a bad translation and lazily having text-to-speech/AI voices instead that dragged what would normally be a not-too-bad game into a fun-bad game

    • @zippo718
      @zippo718 8 місяців тому +44

      AI is way better than this. They machine translated this shit but used a translator that was clearly not powered by AI. Seems like they even tried to translate some stuff themselves, I mean how else did they end up with "gluck"? Then they used some basic ass text-to-speech and called it a day.

    • @randomname9723
      @randomname9723 8 місяців тому +10

      ​@@gunkwizardryYeah the animation at times is honestly pretty good but usually it's freaky and over exaggerated. I might guess they have some automation process for that too and it happened to look good at times.

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 8 місяців тому +4

      "LA Noir at home"

  • @fitzcharles33
    @fitzcharles33 8 місяців тому +3037

    This game had to be written by someone who doesn’t speak English and then used a bad translator. That has to be the reason for the stroke inducing dialog.

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 8 місяців тому +299

      Its like someone translated, retranslated it into a different language again using google translate, then copy pasted that into an even worse translator back into english😭

    • @kimbaet3592
      @kimbaet3592 8 місяців тому +228

      The only other available VO language is turkish, so I would guess that's the original language of the game.

    • @horusreloaded6387
      @horusreloaded6387 8 місяців тому +231

      ​@@kimbaet3592Yeah, the devs are Turkish.
      The "badass" boyfriend having a Turkish name was so out of place lol, then the credits rolled. Deniz Bozkurt - translates as Sea Graywolf, which is a perfectly normal name and surname, believe it or not.

    • @Fergus-H-MacLeod
      @Fergus-H-MacLeod 8 місяців тому +105

      Dialogue is truly not good as Hell, would say I

    • @chrisball3778
      @chrisball3778 8 місяців тому +84

      Yeah, most likely an AI translation of dialogue written in another language fed into an AI text-to voice program. This is why having loads of actual skilled translators able to write subtitles or dubbed vocals is an amazing gift to humanity that lets us all share culture. If we let Chat GPT negotiate at the UN it'll be DEFCON 1 in minutes.

  • @theelusivera1der575
    @theelusivera1der575 8 місяців тому +863

    I love how you just go through the house taking all their expensive belongings. "Ah yes, I need this expensive jewelry box, along with this designer purse for my investigation!!!"

    • @Boney4000
      @Boney4000 8 місяців тому +46

      They're utilizing old school RPG logic. Other's possessions are your loot

    • @mister_lad
      @mister_lad 8 місяців тому +66

      maybe that's why the detective fled the scene at the end

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 8 місяців тому

      Ah, a delicious bottle of Dom Pérignon, yes, we'll need this for the investigation.. is that watch a Tudor ? I will definitely need to confiscate that. I'll put it on my wrist for safe keeping. Is that your car parked in the garage?
      😂
      it's hilarious until you find out that a surprising amount of police departments actually do this, keeping up to 90% of profits without the need of charging anyone with a crime or even give a reason. Just search 'policing for profit' and your find wild statistics, and hundreds of cases where people's cars, valuables, even their life savings are confiscated as civil forfeiture.

  • @aytugk
    @aytugk 8 місяців тому +361

    The moment i saw "Age 70 but fountain works" I understood the dev is Turkish haha. In Turkish that saying is "Yaş 70 iş bitmemiş" and the dev actually did good job translating that even though it might sound weird for native English speakers. Also this is pretty much the same reason for every dialogue weirdness in the game.

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 8 місяців тому +32

      big turkiye W - their translations carried this game
      Pog or Dog game show idea:
      turkish->english translation OR AI-generated dialogue?

    • @mieszkopol
      @mieszkopol 8 місяців тому +40

      There was a Turkey map of earthquakes in one of the rooms. devs are 100% turkish

    • @grdjf
      @grdjf 8 місяців тому +2

      What does the phrase actually mean?

    • @aytugk
      @aytugk 8 місяців тому +71

      @@grdjf It means exactly the way what people thought. Age is 70 but sexually still functioning 😂

    • @martin-pz6ds
      @martin-pz6ds 8 місяців тому +13

      i dont get why people would put so much effort into making a game and then google translate the writing

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 8 місяців тому +623

    "Of course! I have no one I can sleep together anymore!"
    "This boy is not normal as hell..."
    🤣🤣

    • @LawrenceofCanadia
      @LawrenceofCanadia 8 місяців тому +15

      I am absolutely losing it at this line 😂

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 8 місяців тому +52

      "mocking with me is not the time, your father is dead, you know?"
      'yes, but he's not the only one died. hahahaha'
      "what do you mean?"
      'that's what i exactly said'
      "did the death of your father not get you down?"
      (sarcastic) 'yes, i have no-one i can sleep together anymore'
      this is award-winning writing, let's be real. gold medal for 'most unintentionally comedic dialogue'

    • @danieln6700
      @danieln6700 8 місяців тому +10

      No one I can sleep together anymore lmao

    • @stmsly
      @stmsly 3 місяці тому

      NOT KNOW

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 Місяць тому

      @@κεηγση I read in the kids' voice lmao

  • @KinreeveNaku
    @KinreeveNaku 8 місяців тому +1066

    8:40 “I am a mother, and because mothers are mothers, I think you should know that because I am a mother, I am a mother.”

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 8 місяців тому +44

      they could be lying but affirmation they did

    • @EALoArt
      @EALoArt 8 місяців тому +16

      What is all this speaking?

    • @Goozero1
      @Goozero1 8 місяців тому +2

      That's whatever you want to understand

    • @DanDoesStuffs
      @DanDoesStuffs 8 місяців тому +25

      Shakesphere WISHES he was this good at dialogues

    • @samhilton4173
      @samhilton4173 8 місяців тому +9

      Nice Kamala Harris impression.

  • @Shade-qu1dn
    @Shade-qu1dn 8 місяців тому +742

    The more the detective asks questions, the more the English language breaks down.

    • @RealRushinRussian
      @RealRushinRussian 8 місяців тому +68

      Exactly, it starts off with some mildly weird choices of words here and there only to slowly devolve into an incoherent mess, man I swear I wouldn't pull it off this well if I intended it. I love this game so much lmao

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 8 місяців тому +18

      It's like he's getting violently bludgeoned over the head every time he interviews a new witness.

  • @SalKhayer
    @SalKhayer 8 місяців тому +2558

    If this game came out in 1998, it would have been so revolutionary.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 8 місяців тому +53

      I turned 11 that year and this is so true hahaha

    • @MisterChubz
      @MisterChubz 8 місяців тому +48

      1898

    • @unmorcipan
      @unmorcipan 8 місяців тому +65

      Almost every game from the past 10 years would've been revolutionary in 1998

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 8 місяців тому +47

      Not really? 1998 had amazing games, it was one of the peak years for the industry. Metal Gear Solid released that year. Ocarina of Time, Resident Evil 2, Silent Hill...

    • @SubjectDelta20
      @SubjectDelta20 8 місяців тому +22

      Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time came out in '98 and you would've needed a hacksaw to get me away from that game. '98 was a big year.

  • @DJPINK907
    @DJPINK907 8 місяців тому +376

    “age 70 but the fountain works huh?” is absolutely diabolical

    • @ghost3337
      @ghost3337 8 місяців тому +20

      Never would have guessed she was 70 tbh

    • @B1g_B0sssss
      @B1g_B0sssss 7 місяців тому +4

      Im taking that phrase for the future.

  • @CartiForPresident
    @CartiForPresident 8 місяців тому +103

    I like how picking up a painting unlocks new dialogue options but finding a literal knife doesn’t

  • @daminox
    @daminox 8 місяців тому +518

    12:37 this whole sequence with the kid is a fever dream

    • @ImTanasinn
      @ImTanasinn 8 місяців тому +18

      that made me laugh so bad

    • @CanoCapo
      @CanoCapo 8 місяців тому +3

      Haha nice one Mate 😂

    • @TheMosayat
      @TheMosayat 8 місяців тому +2

      It legit made my brain malfunction

  • @scotthewitt258
    @scotthewitt258 8 місяців тому +605

    Simultaneously, Nathan is fortunately the best detective in their small town and unfortunately the best detective in their small town.....

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 8 місяців тому

      Just like a detective is to a small town he is a detective to a small town.

    • @thequietfox
      @thequietfox 8 місяців тому +2

      hes the best choice and the worst choice

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 8 місяців тому +524

    "That boy is not normal as hell." is such a great way to describe someone that laughs manically, says there was more than one person that died, and admits to having slept in the same bed as his father.

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 8 місяців тому

      to be fair it says in his description it was because he was scared of the dark. And if we believe the "doctors say my brain age is 7" (and the fact he is schizophrenic) then it's just Nathan being a massive asshole to someone who is severely mentally ill.

  • @KindaKin7
    @KindaKin7 8 місяців тому +158

    "This boy is not normal as hell" is the only coherent sentence in this game

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 8 місяців тому +16

      i love the awkward intonation of some dialogue. like how alicia really put HEAVY stank on 'yes sir, i'm SO sorry.' @ 16:54

  • @OdinCasts
    @OdinCasts 8 місяців тому +95

    "her fuckin' badass boyfriend" almost killed me IRL, I was eating a slider and nearly choked to death

  • @Luxray2000
    @Luxray2000 8 місяців тому +670

    “Im starting to think there wasn’t a murder. I think the husband killed himself”

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 8 місяців тому

      The Husband was the only normal one, he killed himself to escape the society of ChatGPT NPC.

  • @acidicstiletto
    @acidicstiletto 8 місяців тому +377

    13:41 "This boy is not normal as hell" 😭😭

    • @devon7359
      @devon7359 8 місяців тому +47

      “hehehWhoaHAAhaHaa the doctor says my brain age is 7……………………..”

    • @divinecreation6
      @divinecreation6 21 день тому

      Now I have no one to sleep together 😢😢

  • @nafanwittree
    @nafanwittree 8 місяців тому +595

    22:04 “Illegal substance derived from leaves of the coca plant” it’s a fucking cocaine joint. 😂😭

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 8 місяців тому +68

      LOL. The AI (or whoever "wrote" that IDK) doesn't know how to drug. I also like that it was supposed to be marijuana (I assume since it's a joint, and later you find a bong) and says it causes "rapid addiction" lol. As someone that lives in a state with a legal market I find that hilarious.

    • @meodrac
      @meodrac 8 місяців тому +34

      It shows a literal joint but the description is wrong

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 8 місяців тому +32

      Yeah wtf, who is making cocaine joints? Or should I say
      Surprised I am by finding this suspicious hiding drug.
      Just as a user is to his drugs, he is to this drugs, and I am to this finding

    • @totempolejoe1
      @totempolejoe1 8 місяців тому +4

      I know as much about illegal drugs as I do about the politics of Seychelles-jack shit. But I'm pretty sure cocaine-laced marijuana joints are a thing. Kendrick Lamar refers to one on "m.A.A.d. city"

    • @nafanwittree
      @nafanwittree 8 місяців тому +5

      @@totempolejoe1 there is no mention of marijuana coming from an ex pothead that’s a cocaine joint (it doesn’t exist but stop being a party pooper).

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 8 місяців тому +103

    I love how it starts out "okay" with the dialogue, despite the speech to text.
    But as you go along, it just begins devolving and getting worse in its grammar and sentence structure.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 8 місяців тому +7

      It's like a fucking Caretaker album.

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 8 місяців тому

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Can you explain that? Sorry, I'm not sure what that means 😅

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 8 місяців тому +9

      @@DragoNate the Caretaker? That's the guy who does all those albums that simulate the advancing stages of dementia, like _Everywhere At The End Of Time._

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 8 місяців тому

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Oh interesting, I think this is the first time I'm hearing about this. Just took a listen to Stage 5 - yeah, definitely just slightly disturbing lol

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 8 місяців тому +58

    With just how much the game emphasizes the boyfriend being a badass, I half-expected him to show up out of nowhere and drop-kick the sheriff when he pulled out the gun

  • @Stak0
    @Stak0 8 місяців тому +2460

    Voice acting is almost as good as Vaudevillle. Must be AAAA.

    • @bananafactory4508
      @bananafactory4508 8 місяців тому +60

      Pretty sure it’s ai generated

    • @dreamcast.0
      @dreamcast.0 8 місяців тому +7

      I cant believe its not made by the same people! OR it is and they're using another name

    • @IMLLAMALIFE
      @IMLLAMALIFE 8 місяців тому +35

      These Quadruple A games are outstanding

    • @_Lucalan_
      @_Lucalan_ 8 місяців тому +7

      I’ll have you know that the God-tier game devs at Ubisoft are capable of creating the coveted AAAA games 🙄

    • @Chasibannac
      @Chasibannac 8 місяців тому +4

      more like AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WTF IS THIS

  • @eadiblecheese7593
    @eadiblecheese7593 8 місяців тому +485

    i love the ai voice really immerses myself into thinking the game was chatgpted

    • @BrianOrEric
      @BrianOrEric 8 місяців тому +1

      Ok

    • @kidd4551
      @kidd4551 8 місяців тому +42

      Yeah It does feel like a human didn't really revise this game at all. They just let ai take the wheel and called it day. While I don't mind the ai voice too much, it doesn't help its case

    • @ArchangelExile
      @ArchangelExile 8 місяців тому +4

      Is that first comment ChatGPT'd?

    • @Brich1278
      @Brich1278 8 місяців тому

      That English was chat gpt

    • @littlegirlshowSynch
      @littlegirlshowSynch 8 місяців тому +9

      chatGPT wouldve made better dialogue lol

  • @SemperFi_EDC_Guy
    @SemperFi_EDC_Guy 8 місяців тому +646

    "70, but fountain works!"
    That's gonna be my new line to "what's up".

    • @NormalManE
      @NormalManE 8 місяців тому +28

      "DEDECTIVE" 💀

  • @legrandtheiii2572
    @legrandtheiii2572 8 місяців тому +30

    "Like, why am I picking up Condoms and Pearl Necklaces?!" question of the century right there.

  • @chamwow168
    @chamwow168 8 місяців тому +24

    "age seventy but fountain works" is wild. I couldn't come up with that if I tried for months

  • @haydenhouts
    @haydenhouts 8 місяців тому +645

    10 seconds in and Charlie already has reached the first stage of grief DENIAL

    • @haydenhouts
      @haydenhouts 8 місяців тому +1

      uhh pardon?

    • @guyholdingobject
      @guyholdingobject 8 місяців тому

      @@p-__ ain't you that bird from that pbs show i can't remember the name of

    • @ultraexcalibur1728
      @ultraexcalibur1728 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@haydenhouts his farts are better than Charlie's Farts

    • @Maiqthelair0
      @Maiqthelair0 8 місяців тому

      @@ultraexcalibur1728 have you seen this first hand?

    • @ultraexcalibur1728
      @ultraexcalibur1728 8 місяців тому

      @@Maiqthelair0 no not really I just thought it was funny

  • @seangiglio
    @seangiglio 8 місяців тому +142

    I like that no matter who you choose as the murderer, it’s implied they would find the sheriff’s fingerprints on the gun anyways like 20 seconds after you pin the suspect

    • @xuanbachlai5371
      @xuanbachlai5371 8 місяців тому +18

      maybe who you choose will be the murderer? multiple endings? lol

  • @astrooptics5258
    @astrooptics5258 8 місяців тому +358

    imagine if you woke up one day and everybody started talking like they do in this game

    • @milehighyt2097
      @milehighyt2097 8 місяців тому +52

      i would start questioning if i had a stroke

    • @martinpadilla5224
      @martinpadilla5224 8 місяців тому +21

      That actually sounds terrifying 😱

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 8 місяців тому +3

      Prayge hope ppl talk like this somewhere on earth

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@κεηγση southern India.

    • @Skelz1196
      @Skelz1196 8 місяців тому +5

      I think I'd just wander off into the woods by myself forever if that happened, lol.

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 8 місяців тому +30

    If Oblivion NPCs and these characters ever met, reality would implode

  • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
    @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 8 місяців тому +77

    "This boy is not normal as hell."
    -A normal as hell dude

  • @scotthewitt258
    @scotthewitt258 8 місяців тому +255

    Age 70 but fountain works had to be the BEST euphemism EVER for "The guy was old, but didn't need blue pills".....

  • @SerreNameless
    @SerreNameless 8 місяців тому +711

    I spit my drink out laughing at 5:04, that line came out of nowhere

    • @arxpharms9755
      @arxpharms9755 8 місяців тому +12

      ​@p-__ this little girl has said this on every top comment.... super weird

    • @TealeavesNoStoneUnturned
      @TealeavesNoStoneUnturned 8 місяців тому +9

      I doubt you were drinking anything at that time but did laugh🙃

    • @SparhKa
      @SparhKa 8 місяців тому +62

      ​@@TealeavesNoStoneUnturnedyeah, because that's totally the most uncommon thing to ever happen to anyone😬

    • @joshuaashford375
      @joshuaashford375 8 місяців тому +2

      @@TealeavesNoStoneUnturnedwas thinking the same thing…

    • @aidenboyle3573
      @aidenboyle3573 8 місяців тому +18

      Nah, 13:45 is where I actually choked on my water. What the fuck was that psycho laugh??

  • @warpedwhimsical
    @warpedwhimsical 8 місяців тому +284

    I was listening to this through an earbud at work and “Age 70 but fountain works” had me fucking cracking up in public

    • @Viktorreznov1942
      @Viktorreznov1942 8 місяців тому +16

      That's literally what I just did, I was fussing at coworkers and in a bad mood and then that part made me laugh out of nowhere so now I look like a lunatic 😂

  • @PhilSwiftOfficial
    @PhilSwiftOfficial 4 місяці тому +7

    This is a real detective game. It makes you need to figure out very basic stuff using the worst possible clues and only talking to lobotomites. It perfectly captures just how confusing being an actual detective is.

  • @timcbeats
    @timcbeats 8 місяців тому +71

    “Age seventy but fountain works” got me dying 💀

  • @Drakken780
    @Drakken780 8 місяців тому +724

    Caught the last half of the stream on this game. Peak cinema.

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 8 місяців тому +17

      Same, haha. That was painfully tedious for him but it was hilarious. Gotta give him props for the determination, lol

    • @frozenwarrior1354
      @frozenwarrior1354 8 місяців тому

      @@p-__ timothy 2:12

  • @feralperil
    @feralperil 8 місяців тому +98

    the dialogue is giving me a lobotomy

  • @serenity8839
    @serenity8839 8 місяців тому +285

    "The sound of silence" Is a banger of a song though.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 8 місяців тому +7

      Millennial here, Simon & Garfunkel is one of the better boomer groups imo.

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@ember-brandtBoomers made the best music. All the spare time and money they had gave them lots of opportunity for creativity.

    • @drvictorvondooooom103
      @drvictorvondooooom103 8 місяців тому

      Lmao not even close ​@@drunkenhobo8020

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 8 місяців тому +2

      That fact you saw me an thought im not a Millennial just aged me into a boomer, thanks chief. @@ember-brandt

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 8 місяців тому

      ​@@ember-brandt What are examples of "lesser boomer groups?"

  • @uselesscattle
    @uselesscattle 8 місяців тому +47

    Screw the murder, homie just wants to know why she is staying at a job she hates

  • @thelastroseofsummer2817
    @thelastroseofsummer2817 8 місяців тому +29

    “This boy is not normal as hell” - My new favorite phrase

  • @alexhancock6316
    @alexhancock6316 8 місяців тому +64

    Best part is 19:00 where the detective asks the KANSAS resident if he has a license for a gun, in KANSAS, USA

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 8 місяців тому +67

    The dumbest game you've ever played is the most entertaining one I've ever watched. It never quite misses the mark.

  • @MewronYT
    @MewronYT 8 місяців тому +160

    So bad that it's actually good.

  • @angus96elliot
    @angus96elliot 8 місяців тому +44

    "The DECEASED professor James Bennet RETURNS EARLY FROM A PLANNED 2 week business trip. Following his unplanned return, he becomes the victim of a MURDER for an unknown reason."
    Literally the 1st sentence of the game and I'm here for 10 minutes confused at this riddle? was he dead and then murdered or murdered then dead?

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 Місяць тому +1

      the deceased, professor James Bennet, returns early from a planned 2 week business trip. Following his unplanned return, he becomes the victim of a murder for an unknown reason.
      Makes a lot more sense like this right

  • @mvlad8725
    @mvlad8725 8 місяців тому +24

    As a translator, I think reclassifying this game to the "horror" genre would be more appropriate.

  • @deepdesai6882
    @deepdesai6882 8 місяців тому +39

    “Age seventy but fountain works”
    Jesus😭😭😭

  • @bearidotindisguise
    @bearidotindisguise 8 місяців тому +24

    16:54 yes sir I'm sooooo sorry 😕

  • @cobbler_7572
    @cobbler_7572 8 місяців тому +67

    I can’t believe I was there, live, for the “dumbest game I ever played”

  • @grey.themusiccat
    @grey.themusiccat 8 місяців тому +89

    "What argue? I wonder about what"
    -the detective 💅

  • @sevionus80
    @sevionus80 8 місяців тому +19

    6:23 - He was still thinking about Rose xD

  • @eldritchbidoof
    @eldritchbidoof 8 місяців тому +16

    I am convinced that the dialogue in this game was done by just dropping a small octopus on the computer keyboard and letting it flail around a while.

  • @nomadikoslykos3386
    @nomadikoslykos3386 8 місяців тому +17

    i do think the little introductory photoshoot is a cool transition

  • @reesebuholtz5114
    @reesebuholtz5114 8 місяців тому +67

    I now have abs from laughing non stop dear god that was hilarious

    • @daveeyes
      @daveeyes 8 місяців тому +5

      "He is trying to fling mud on me!"

  • @冞
    @冞 5 місяців тому +8

    this game could pass as a comedy for how unintentionally funny it is

  • @vierbee
    @vierbee 4 місяці тому +3

    9:55 simply adore the sudden switch-up of the mom, calling the bf a badass like it's an insult even though it goes hard as hell

  • @ur_mad458
    @ur_mad458 8 місяців тому +37

    “Not know” killed me 😭😭😭

  • @sydbrown310
    @sydbrown310 8 місяців тому +16

    This sounds like some show my parents would watch as I'm half asleep not really paying attention to what I'm hearing

  • @garrettcreedon8998
    @garrettcreedon8998 8 місяців тому +21

    That first interaction with Thomas had me TWEEKIN😂😂

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 8 місяців тому +5

      he deserves a game award nomination for best supporting character

  • @Krankidor334
    @Krankidor334 8 місяців тому +13

    Love that the joint you find says "derived from leaves of the coca plant" so it's essentially a cocain cigarette

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 8 місяців тому +14

    This was definitely a game. But at least the fountain is still working at age 70.

  • @RozettaVyper
    @RozettaVyper 8 місяців тому +74

    "Doctor's say my brain age is 7"
    Good. I'm happy we were told the developer's intelligence.

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 8 місяців тому +1

      More like 7 months

    • @hwacha4911
      @hwacha4911 6 місяців тому +4

      He is clearly not stupid tho. It’s not easy task to complete a video game, he had to learn coding, write a script, find right assets etc. You will never know until you try to undertake something like this.
      His only mistake was not hiring someone with good English or even using something like chatgpt or grammarly to fix the dialogue. If he did though, we wouldn’t get this gem lol.

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 Місяць тому

      @@hwacha4911 the story was all over the place. What about the random items you can find as 'evidence'? They're more like collectibles than anything else. The fact you can't interrogate the suspects or press them harder. There were a lot of mistakes

    • @Zamandu
      @Zamandu 6 днів тому

      ​@@hwacha4911 Game sucks ass, it's barely even a game, just a bunch of unity assets slapped together and a "story" written by a lunatic kid on speed

  • @lordgigapiller
    @lordgigapiller 8 місяців тому +8

    For me the cherry on top of "Age 70 but fountain works" was the response "dedective..."

    • @lmabacus404
      @lmabacus404 4 місяці тому

      Also the little squeal/moan right before that, sounded like they ripped it from a porno.

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger 8 місяців тому +17

    The fact the Sheriff was even an option was enough to make it obvious. What a game.

  • @derekeastman7771
    @derekeastman7771 8 місяців тому +5

    The characters all seem to want to play semantic games but the writing is so incomprehensible that you wouldn’t understand even if they were speaking plainly. Truly one of the games of all time.

  • @bitofalice
    @bitofalice 6 місяців тому +8

    holy shit, apparently the dev has removed all voice acting and subtitles from the game and is "working on replacing it" but man, I wish I could play THIS version for myself... This is killing me!

  • @bebopblue
    @bebopblue 8 місяців тому +28

    The AI voices are hilarious with the broken dialogue. But the facial animations are pretty good. Rose just makes this face right here 5:21

    • @phantomwarrior8686
      @phantomwarrior8686 8 місяців тому +1

      What? These animations are janky and uncanny af
      It's never a great animation, what game you're looking at lol

    • @phantomwarrior8686
      @phantomwarrior8686 8 місяців тому +1

      The people who developed this game clearly didn't know how to use these AI assisted tools to make the facial expressions, the scripts, and the translation, and ended up with this mess of a game. They trusted into them way too much.

  • @LiterallyNobody0
    @LiterallyNobody0 8 місяців тому +39

    “What argue? I wonder about what.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣I died

  • @GlennGorblin
    @GlennGorblin 8 місяців тому +9

    I fell in love with this game as soon as a heard "a murder" "what?!"

  • @BlueValleyTS
    @BlueValleyTS 8 місяців тому +12

    “The deceased professor” “murdered for an unknown reason” huh, I bet the murder weapon was the poison for James, the poison specifically chosen to kill James, James’ poison. It’s a bad sign when the first sentence is that rambling, and worded so unclearly that it makes me think a ghost went on a business trip.

  • @dragonwings1273
    @dragonwings1273 7 місяців тому +2

    The fact that the guilty guy has only one piece of solid evidence and no dialogue options pertaining to the crime scene really goes to show how much effort they put into this game.

  • @κεηγση
    @κεηγση 8 місяців тому +7

    had this playing in the background while playing chess and the dialogue from 16:20 to 16:33 made me do a mental double-take. both the most braindead dialogue & so-artarded it's like mildly genius

  • @Santiago3435.
    @Santiago3435. 5 місяців тому +5

    The dialogue really made me doubt my English skills, then i realized charlie wasnt understanding either

  • @andrewnguyen6846
    @andrewnguyen6846 8 місяців тому +13

    The mother line is like a minimum word requirement on an essay

  • @gwencatz2483
    @gwencatz2483 8 місяців тому +12

    "Age seventy but fountain works" +100 rizz right there

  • @lonniecynth
    @lonniecynth 8 місяців тому +4

    friendship ended with Vaudeville, now Nathan Morgan: Dilemma is new favorite playthrough

  • @KCavvy
    @KCavvy 8 місяців тому +7

    Mystery Extravaganza: The Case of the 2 Hour Non-Refundable

  • @obskewerd3992
    @obskewerd3992 8 місяців тому +36

    This entire game feels like an Internet Historian NordVPN ad.
    “Just going to uh, take these shoes.. as evidence” 😂

  • @MelodyOo
    @MelodyOo 8 місяців тому +11

    "This boy is not normal as hell" 💀

  • @_KyleR
    @_KyleR 8 місяців тому +30

    one of your best videos ever, this game was so funny to watch

  • @shadowozey
    @shadowozey 8 місяців тому +11

    “WHY WASTE TIME SAY LOT WORD WHEN FEW WORD DO TRICK”

  • @AntivenomOW
    @AntivenomOW 8 місяців тому +11

    5:03 This must be the most awkward thing I‘ve ever heard 😂

  • @Pancake-lj6wm
    @Pancake-lj6wm 5 місяців тому +6

    Ive watches this video about 10 times now, truly a masterpiece

  • @ricomcavoy3724
    @ricomcavoy3724 8 місяців тому +16

    28:56 “what the hell do you think you are telling?” Was crying at this 😂😂

  • @starstruck2348
    @starstruck2348 8 місяців тому +23

    This is the funniest video from charles ive seen in a while bro 😂

  • @DiariosVideos
    @DiariosVideos 2 місяці тому +3

    This is like the funniest charlie video ever to me. I keep coming back to it and quoting it constantly lol