Dumbest Game I've Ever Played

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  • @weekendthreat5576
    @weekendthreat5576 3 місяці тому +9036

    "First of all, I just want you to know that I am a mother. Just as a mother is to her children, I am to them." -- this shit has me in tears, brilliant

    • @sn4ketooth220
      @sn4ketooth220 3 місяці тому +565

      What argue? I wonder about what
      😢😢😢😢

    • @benw1544
      @benw1544 3 місяці тому +299

      I regret that not being my senior yearbook quote

    • @apaultarter1184
      @apaultarter1184 3 місяці тому +517

      First of all, I just want you to know that this is a reply. Just as a reply is to a comment, it is to this.

    • @petroleumjam
      @petroleumjam 3 місяці тому +32

      Such prose, bravo!

    • @BocchiTheAWP
      @BocchiTheAWP 3 місяці тому +44

      >Not know!

  • @jacksonhill7552
    @jacksonhill7552 3 місяці тому +5217

    It’s like a bad translation of a bad translation, the dialogue truly is magical

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +4

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @forbiddenbox
      @forbiddenbox 3 місяці тому +130

      hey, this boy is not normal as hell

    • @Kamui3821
      @Kamui3821 3 місяці тому +2

      What a beautiful dwang.

    • @ozzy_z
      @ozzy_z 3 місяці тому +85

      like they translated the dialogue from english into japanese then back into english

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@ozzy_z Lmao

  • @dismantledbrain5910
    @dismantledbrain5910 3 місяці тому +2856

    25:52 I love how the detective knows the kid has schizophrenia, and he still drops a "Fucking asshole" lmao

    • @scooterbobscout
      @scooterbobscout 3 місяці тому +83

      Threw me for a loop 😂😂

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 місяці тому +76

      say what you will about Nathan Morgan, Detective - but dude def has good taste in cars and mental health-related opinions

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 3 місяці тому +190

      It’s hilarious that the kid with schizophrenia is literally the only person in the entire game Nathan constantly cusses at. It’s like he’s personally offended by his very existence.

    • @high_stakes_ikea7087
      @high_stakes_ikea7087 3 місяці тому

      HEY hey hey, man… it’s 2024. Mental health isn’t an excuse and equality means that you can be a fucking asshole with or without schizophrenia lol

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner 2 місяці тому +42

      Their dynamic is absolutely brilliant, he's so fed up with him for no reason, it looks like having to deal with him will end up making him quit his job

  • @db2ez_
    @db2ez_ 3 місяці тому +1221

    "Age 70 but fountain works" is all-time rizz

    • @thecolombian8909
      @thecolombian8909 3 місяці тому +19

      100% canthal tilt

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 3 місяці тому +19

      ​@@thecolombian8909golden ratio ogee curve

  • @zeos26
    @zeos26 3 місяці тому +4269

    "This boy is not normal as hell" fucking killed me

    • @scotthewitt258
      @scotthewitt258 3 місяці тому +125

      That will be the new "It's six AM, and already the boy ain't right".....

    • @King-O-Hell
      @King-O-Hell 3 місяці тому +45

      That's how I would describe myself

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic 3 місяці тому +75

      In fact, he hospitalized long time in mental institution

    • @keps_ksk
      @keps_ksk 3 місяці тому +89

      the detective fucking hates the kid for no reason it's fucking hilarious

    • @epj0211
      @epj0211 3 місяці тому +25

      @@keps_kskI wouldn’t say he has absolutely no reason, but he does take it to a very extreme and unprofessional level.

  • @nuqi
    @nuqi 3 місяці тому +4367

    The dialogue in this game is so wild, it’s like they took a thesaurus and just threw it at the wall to see what stuck.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +16

      my farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @phila1417
      @phila1417 3 місяці тому +43

      It honestly feels like they let Emma Stone's character from Poor Things write the script, y'know before she became one of those French girls and expanded her mind

    • @letstawkerrboutmsm8386
      @letstawkerrboutmsm8386 3 місяці тому +20

      Okay check mark guy, make some good comment instead of commenting crappy comments

    • @locket-7714
      @locket-7714 3 місяці тому +4

      @@p-__that’s not possible

    • @sheepthehack
      @sheepthehack 3 місяці тому +41

      It would seem the dialogue is TRANSLATED rather being terrible AI.. as moist said... even AI would have done better... you can tell really by the BAD ASS BOYFRIEND.. they say bad ass.. but everyone acts like hes a scum bag boyfriend.. which is what i think its supposed to mean.. im sure most people got this!!

  • @mingima282
    @mingima282 3 місяці тому +595

    the detectives beef with the son for no reason is honestly amazing

  • @Bizzeplayn
    @Bizzeplayn 3 місяці тому +387

    Player to Devs: "Did you hire a proofreader before releasing this game?" Devs: "not know"

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 3 місяці тому +37

      But fountain still works!

    • @lester5927
      @lester5927 2 місяці тому +4

      well well well if it isnt the bizze himself

  • @Legless_Amphibian
    @Legless_Amphibian 3 місяці тому +1928

    "Not normal as hell" is such a great phrase

  • @jonolas1626
    @jonolas1626 3 місяці тому +1409

    "Age seventy but the fountain works, huh?" goes even harder than "that was a double flusher"

    • @Turd_Burglar804
      @Turd_Burglar804 3 місяці тому +82

      Old but still got that WAP.

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 3 місяці тому +33

      “But I only heard one flush”

    • @bshap495
      @bshap495 3 місяці тому +101

      The fact that she doesn't even look close to 70 really adds to it.

    • @meme13100
      @meme13100 3 місяці тому

      ​@@bshap495the magic if money.

    • @isovas_og
      @isovas_og 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@bshap495the 70 year old the game is talking about is most probably the dead guy

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 3 місяці тому +424

    "Of course! I have no one I can sleep together anymore!"
    "This boy is not normal as hell..."
    🤣🤣

    • @LawrenceofCanadia
      @LawrenceofCanadia 3 місяці тому +10

      I am absolutely losing it at this line 😂

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 місяці тому +35

      "mocking with me is not the time, your father is dead, you know?"
      'yes, but he's not the only one died. hahahaha'
      "what do you mean?"
      'that's what i exactly said'
      "did the death of your father not get you down?"
      (sarcastic) 'yes, i have no-one i can sleep together anymore'
      this is award-winning writing, let's be real. gold medal for 'most unintentionally comedic dialogue'

    • @danieln6700
      @danieln6700 3 місяці тому +8

      No one I can sleep together anymore lmao

  • @nikolascoates
    @nikolascoates 3 місяці тому +316

    Imagine you're Richard, and this detective walks up, takes your tissues and nudie mags, and just leaves

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 3 місяці тому +25

      And that's the most normal interaction in the game.

  • @gunkwizardry
    @gunkwizardry 3 місяці тому +1191

    this game shouldve been called AI Noir because theres no way this was even prompted by a human

    • @gunkwizardry
      @gunkwizardry 3 місяці тому +86

      also for how insane the dialogue is, im surprised by how cinematic some of the scenes are. while its not even accurate to how suspects are treated in investigations, i did enjoy that little cutaways to suspects getting mugshots taken as a sort of introduction. plus the graphics look decent enough, but im not entirely sure how easy it is to make games in unreal engine now, so these might all be drag-and-drop assets or something

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 3 місяці тому +56

      It's most likely a bad translation and lazily having text-to-speech/AI voices instead that dragged what would normally be a not-too-bad game into a fun-bad game

    • @zippo718
      @zippo718 3 місяці тому +41

      AI is way better than this. They machine translated this shit but used a translator that was clearly not powered by AI. Seems like they even tried to translate some stuff themselves, I mean how else did they end up with "gluck"? Then they used some basic ass text-to-speech and called it a day.

    • @randomname9723
      @randomname9723 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@gunkwizardryYeah the animation at times is honestly pretty good but usually it's freaky and over exaggerated. I might guess they have some automation process for that too and it happened to look good at times.

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 місяці тому +4

      "LA Noir at home"

  • @fitzcharles33
    @fitzcharles33 3 місяці тому +2656

    This game had to be written by someone who doesn’t speak English and then used a bad translator. That has to be the reason for the stroke inducing dialog.

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 3 місяці тому +273

      Its like someone translated, retranslated it into a different language again using google translate, then copy pasted that into an even worse translator back into english😭

    • @kimbaet3592
      @kimbaet3592 3 місяці тому +210

      The only other available VO language is turkish, so I would guess that's the original language of the game.

    • @horusreloaded6387
      @horusreloaded6387 3 місяці тому +212

      ​@@kimbaet3592Yeah, the devs are Turkish.
      The "badass" boyfriend having a Turkish name was so out of place lol, then the credits rolled. Deniz Bozkurt - translates as Sea Graywolf, which is a perfectly normal name and surname, believe it or not.

    • @King-O-Hell
      @King-O-Hell 3 місяці тому +96

      Dialogue is truly not good as Hell, would say I

    • @chrisball3778
      @chrisball3778 3 місяці тому +76

      Yeah, most likely an AI translation of dialogue written in another language fed into an AI text-to voice program. This is why having loads of actual skilled translators able to write subtitles or dubbed vocals is an amazing gift to humanity that lets us all share culture. If we let Chat GPT negotiate at the UN it'll be DEFCON 1 in minutes.

  • @randomgarbage5938
    @randomgarbage5938 3 місяці тому +185

    30:38 '"talk to james"......... what do you MEAN talk to james hes the DEAD GUY! hes fucking dead! james is the victim! talk to him via what, ouija board??' has to be my new favourite chat interaction. not only the reaction but the absolute shut down and silence as it slowly sinks in before the outrage

    • @optiTHOMAS
      @optiTHOMAS 2 місяці тому +7

      Indeed! 😅🤣👌🏻

    • @nicholasdubendorf6824
      @nicholasdubendorf6824 13 днів тому +4

      At this point, I think talking to James the dead man would've been the only way he'd have gotten a straight answer given the circumstances 😂

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 3 місяці тому +425

    "That boy is not normal as hell." is such a great way to describe someone that laughs manically, says there was more than one person that died, and admits to having slept in the same bed as his father.

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 2 місяці тому

      to be fair it says in his description it was because he was scared of the dark. And if we believe the "doctors say my brain age is 7" (and the fact he is schizophrenic) then it's just Nathan being a massive asshole to someone who is severely mentally ill.

  • @KinreeveNaku
    @KinreeveNaku 3 місяці тому +903

    8:40 “I am a mother, and because mothers are mothers, I think you should know that because I am a mother, I am a mother.”

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 3 місяці тому +39

      they could be lying but affirmation they did

    • @EALoArt
      @EALoArt 3 місяці тому +14

      What is all this speaking?

    • @Goozero1
      @Goozero1 3 місяці тому +2

      That's whatever you want to understand

    • @DanDoesStuffs
      @DanDoesStuffs 3 місяці тому +19

      Shakesphere WISHES he was this good at dialogues

    • @samhilton4173
      @samhilton4173 3 місяці тому +9

      Nice Kamala Harris impression.

  • @Shade-qu1dn
    @Shade-qu1dn 3 місяці тому +573

    The more the detective asks questions, the more the English language breaks down.

    • @RealRushinRussian
      @RealRushinRussian 3 місяці тому +56

      Exactly, it starts off with some mildly weird choices of words here and there only to slowly devolve into an incoherent mess, man I swear I wouldn't pull it off this well if I intended it. I love this game so much lmao

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 місяці тому +10

      It's like he's getting violently bludgeoned over the head every time he interviews a new witness.

  • @aytugk
    @aytugk 3 місяці тому +210

    The moment i saw "Age 70 but fountain works" I understood the dev is Turkish haha. In Turkish that saying is "Yaş 70 iş bitmemiş" and the dev actually did good job translating that even though it might sound weird for native English speakers. Also this is pretty much the same reason for every dialogue weirdness in the game.

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 місяці тому +23

      big turkiye W - their translations carried this game
      Pog or Dog game show idea:
      turkish->english translation OR AI-generated dialogue?

    • @mieszkopol
      @mieszkopol 3 місяці тому +29

      There was a Turkey map of earthquakes in one of the rooms. devs are 100% turkish

    • @grdjf
      @grdjf 3 місяці тому +1

      What does the phrase actually mean?

    • @aytugk
      @aytugk 3 місяці тому +50

      @@grdjf It means exactly the way what people thought. Age is 70 but sexually still functioning 😂

    • @martin-pz6ds
      @martin-pz6ds 2 місяці тому +6

      i dont get why people would put so much effort into making a game and then google translate the writing

  • @rawbertrapsnwf7738
    @rawbertrapsnwf7738 3 місяці тому +151

    The talk to James ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES THE DEAD GUY
    ABSOLUTELY SENT ME

  • @ZachNation
    @ZachNation 3 місяці тому +631

    The weird replies makes for a great difficulty slider, imagine investigating a death and everyone in the area tries to give you a headache at every step.

    • @aldo1814
      @aldo1814 3 місяці тому +4

      😂😂

    • @mechwarrior13
      @mechwarrior13 3 місяці тому +36

      Kinda true in certain cases irl lol

    • @wit6665
      @wit6665 3 місяці тому +11

      I'd be worried I'm having a stroke and get an ambulance there on the double for me.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 3 місяці тому +1

      It’s like talking to the riddler that got kicked in the head

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 місяці тому +2

      Then the final twist is that the whole crime scene was in a toxic swamp and the first victim actually just died of hypoxia-which is slowly working its way through everybody else, including the player character.

  • @tylerwatson9079
    @tylerwatson9079 3 місяці тому +570

    “Im starting to think there wasn’t a murder. I think the husband killed himself”

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 3 місяці тому

      The Husband was the only normal one, he killed himself to escape the society of ChatGPT NPC.

  • @DJPINK907
    @DJPINK907 3 місяці тому +269

    “age 70 but the fountain works huh?” is absolutely diabolical

    • @ghost3337
      @ghost3337 2 місяці тому +13

      Never would have guessed she was 70 tbh

    • @LeonardoStupidKenway
      @LeonardoStupidKenway 2 місяці тому +3

      Im taking that phrase for the future.

  • @OdinCasts
    @OdinCasts 3 місяці тому +43

    "her fuckin' badass boyfriend" almost killed me IRL, I was eating a slider and nearly choked to death

  • @theelusivera1der575
    @theelusivera1der575 3 місяці тому +775

    I love how you just go through the house taking all their expensive belongings. "Ah yes, I need this expensive jewelry box, along with this designer purse for my investigation!!!"

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      my farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @Boney4000
      @Boney4000 3 місяці тому +42

      They're utilizing old school RPG logic. Other's possessions are your loot

    • @mister_lad
      @mister_lad 3 місяці тому +58

      maybe that's why the detective fled the scene at the end

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 3 місяці тому

      Ah, a delicious bottle of Dom Pérignon, yes, we'll need this for the investigation.. is that watch a Tudor ? I will definitely need to confiscate that. I'll put it on my wrist for safe keeping. Is that your car parked in the garage?
      😂
      it's hilarious until you find out that a surprising amount of police departments actually do this, keeping up to 90% of profits without the need of charging anyone with a crime or even give a reason. Just search 'policing for profit' and your find wild statistics, and hundreds of cases where people's cars, valuables, even their life savings are confiscated as civil forfeiture.

  • @frozenwarrior1354
    @frozenwarrior1354 3 місяці тому +646

    20:16 imagine a detective walking up to you and just saying "i need to go" and then walking to another person to question

    • @amromsr5463
      @amromsr5463 3 місяці тому +41

      Commander Shepard apprpves

    • @cerealchimp6957
      @cerealchimp6957 3 місяці тому +18

      It's like walking up to your crush and suddenly getting too nervous

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 місяці тому +7

      kinda feel like that would be more intimidating than direct questioning

  • @maximum8414
    @maximum8414 3 місяці тому +109

    "This boy is not normal as hell" is the only coherent sentence in this game

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 місяці тому +14

      i love the awkward intonation of some dialogue. like how alicia really put HEAVY stank on 'yes sir, i'm SO sorry.' @ 16:54

  • @PinEthan
    @PinEthan 3 місяці тому +56

    I like how picking up a painting unlocks new dialogue options but finding a literal knife doesn’t

  • @SalKhayer
    @SalKhayer 3 місяці тому +2373

    If this game came out in 1998, it would have been so revolutionary.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 3 місяці тому +53

      I turned 11 that year and this is so true hahaha

    • @Based_Gigachad_001
      @Based_Gigachad_001 3 місяці тому +66

      No way. Stuff like fallout existed.

    • @MisterChubz
      @MisterChubz 3 місяці тому +41

      1898

    • @unmorcipan
      @unmorcipan 3 місяці тому +55

      Almost every game from the past 10 years would've been revolutionary in 1998

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 3 місяці тому +42

      Not really? 1998 had amazing games, it was one of the peak years for the industry. Metal Gear Solid released that year. Ocarina of Time, Resident Evil 2, Silent Hill...

  • @Stak0
    @Stak0 3 місяці тому +2198

    Voice acting is almost as good as Vaudevillle. Must be AAAA.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +4

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @bananafactory4508
      @bananafactory4508 3 місяці тому +57

      Pretty sure it’s ai generated

    • @dreamcast.0
      @dreamcast.0 3 місяці тому +6

      I cant believe its not made by the same people! OR it is and they're using another name

    • @ZOOMONETAPS
      @ZOOMONETAPS 3 місяці тому +34

      These Quadruple A games are outstanding

    • @_Lucalan_
      @_Lucalan_ 3 місяці тому +7

      I’ll have you know that the God-tier game devs at Ubisoft are capable of creating the coveted AAAA games 🙄

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 3 місяці тому +77

    I love how it starts out "okay" with the dialogue, despite the speech to text.
    But as you go along, it just begins devolving and getting worse in its grammar and sentence structure.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 місяці тому +7

      It's like a fucking Caretaker album.

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 3 місяці тому

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Can you explain that? Sorry, I'm not sure what that means 😅

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 місяці тому +7

      @@DragoNate the Caretaker? That's the guy who does all those albums that simulate the advancing stages of dementia, like _Everywhere At The End Of Time._

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 3 місяці тому

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Oh interesting, I think this is the first time I'm hearing about this. Just took a listen to Stage 5 - yeah, definitely just slightly disturbing lol

  • @_timC_
    @_timC_ 3 місяці тому +56

    “Age seventy but fountain works” got me dying 💀

  • @daminox
    @daminox 3 місяці тому +485

    12:37 this whole sequence with the kid is a fever dream

    • @ImTanasinn
      @ImTanasinn 3 місяці тому +16

      that made me laugh so bad

    • @CanoCapo
      @CanoCapo 3 місяці тому +3

      Haha nice one Mate 😂

    • @TheMosayat
      @TheMosayat 3 місяці тому +2

      It legit made my brain malfunction

  • @scotthewitt258
    @scotthewitt258 3 місяці тому +555

    Simultaneously, Nathan is fortunately the best detective in their small town and unfortunately the best detective in their small town.....

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 3 місяці тому

      Just like a detective is to a small town he is a detective to a small town.

    • @thequietfox
      @thequietfox 2 місяці тому

      hes the best choice and the worst choice

  • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
    @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 3 місяці тому +58

    "This boy is not normal as hell."
    -A normal as hell dude

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 3 місяці тому +28

    With just how much the game emphasizes the boyfriend being a badass, I half-expected him to show up out of nowhere and drop-kick the sheriff when he pulled out the gun

  • @SemperFi_EDC_Guy
    @SemperFi_EDC_Guy 3 місяці тому +621

    "70, but fountain works!"
    That's gonna be my new line to "what's up".

    • @NormalManE
      @NormalManE 3 місяці тому +24

      "DEDECTIVE" 💀

  • @scotthewitt258
    @scotthewitt258 3 місяці тому +238

    Age 70 but fountain works had to be the BEST euphemism EVER for "The guy was old, but didn't need blue pills".....

  • @legrandtheiii2572
    @legrandtheiii2572 3 місяці тому +21

    "Like, why am I picking up Condoms and Pearl Necklaces?!" question of the century right there.

  • @MewronYT
    @MewronYT 3 місяці тому +148

    So bad that it's actually good.

  • @eadiblecheese7593
    @eadiblecheese7593 3 місяці тому +467

    i love the ai voice really immerses myself into thinking the game was chatgpted

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @Vuuduu
      @Vuuduu 3 місяці тому +1

      *Don't translate……*
      *भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

    • @BrianOrEric
      @BrianOrEric 3 місяці тому +1

      Ok

    • @kidd4551
      @kidd4551 3 місяці тому +41

      Yeah It does feel like a human didn't really revise this game at all. They just let ai take the wheel and called it day. While I don't mind the ai voice too much, it doesn't help its case

    • @ArchangelExile
      @ArchangelExile 3 місяці тому +3

      Is that first comment ChatGPT'd?

  • @astrooptics5258
    @astrooptics5258 3 місяці тому +313

    imagine if you woke up one day and everybody started talking like they do in this game

    • @milehighyt2097
      @milehighyt2097 3 місяці тому +44

      i would start questioning if i had a stroke

    • @martinpadilla5224
      @martinpadilla5224 3 місяці тому +20

      That actually sounds terrifying 😱

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 місяці тому +3

      Prayge hope ppl talk like this somewhere on earth

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@ChopsManyon southern India.

    • @Skelz1196
      @Skelz1196 3 місяці тому +4

      I think I'd just wander off into the woods by myself forever if that happened, lol.

  • @deepdesai6882
    @deepdesai6882 3 місяці тому +35

    “Age seventy but fountain works”
    Jesus😭😭😭

  • @uselesscattle
    @uselesscattle 3 місяці тому +39

    Screw the murder, homie just wants to know why she is staying at a job she hates

  • @loooongneck
    @loooongneck 3 місяці тому +263

    I was listening to this through an earbud at work and “Age 70 but fountain works” had me fucking cracking up in public

    • @Viktorreznov1942
      @Viktorreznov1942 3 місяці тому +16

      That's literally what I just did, I was fussing at coworkers and in a bad mood and then that part made me laugh out of nowhere so now I look like a lunatic 😂

  • @Drakken780
    @Drakken780 3 місяці тому +716

    Caught the last half of the stream on this game. Peak cinema.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +1

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 3 місяці тому +16

      Same, haha. That was painfully tedious for him but it was hilarious. Gotta give him props for the determination, lol

    • @frozenwarrior1354
      @frozenwarrior1354 3 місяці тому

      @@p-__ timothy 2:12

  • @KjVicious
    @KjVicious 3 місяці тому +40

    " I need to go. "
    " I need to go. "
    " I need to go. "

  • @chamwow168
    @chamwow168 3 місяці тому +20

    "age seventy but fountain works" is wild. I couldn't come up with that if I tried for months

  • @seangiglio
    @seangiglio 3 місяці тому +123

    I like that no matter who you choose as the murderer, it’s implied they would find the sheriff’s fingerprints on the gun anyways like 20 seconds after you pin the suspect

    • @xuanbachlai5371
      @xuanbachlai5371 3 місяці тому +16

      maybe who you choose will be the murderer? multiple endings? lol

  • @serenity8839
    @serenity8839 3 місяці тому +278

    "The sound of silence" Is a banger of a song though.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 3 місяці тому +7

      Millennial here, Simon & Garfunkel is one of the better boomer groups imo.

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@ember-brandtBoomers made the best music. All the spare time and money they had gave them lots of opportunity for creativity.

    • @drvictorvondooooom103
      @drvictorvondooooom103 3 місяці тому

      Lmao not even close ​@@drunkenhobo8020

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 3 місяці тому +2

      That fact you saw me an thought im not a Millennial just aged me into a boomer, thanks chief. @@ember-brandt

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 3 місяці тому +17

    If Oblivion NPCs and these characters ever met, reality would implode

  • @RozettaVyper
    @RozettaVyper 3 місяці тому +60

    "Doctor's say my brain age is 7"
    Good. I'm happy we were told the developer's intelligence.

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 3 місяці тому +1

      More like 7 months

    • @hwacha4911
      @hwacha4911 19 днів тому +1

      He is clearly not stupid tho. It’s not easy task to complete a video game, he had to learn coding, write a script, find right assets etc. You will never know until you try to undertake something like this.
      His only mistake was not hiring someone with good English or even using something like chatgpt or grammarly to fix the dialogue. If he did though, we wouldn’t get this gem lol.

  • @alexhancock6316
    @alexhancock6316 3 місяці тому +56

    Best part is 19:00 where the detective asks the KANSAS resident if he has a license for a gun, in KANSAS, USA

  • @reesebuholtz5114
    @reesebuholtz5114 3 місяці тому +56

    I now have abs from laughing non stop dear god that was hilarious

    • @daveeyes
      @daveeyes 3 місяці тому +4

      "He is trying to fling mud on me!"

  • @angus96elliot
    @angus96elliot 3 місяці тому +31

    "The DECEASED professor James Bennet RETURNS EARLY FROM A PLANNED 2 week business trip. Following his unplanned return, he becomes the victim of a MURDER for an unknown reason."
    Literally the 1st sentence of the game and I'm here for 10 minutes confused at this riddle? was he dead and then murdered or murdered then dead?

  • @thelastroseofsummer2817
    @thelastroseofsummer2817 3 місяці тому +19

    “This boy is not normal as hell” - My new favorite phrase

  • @ur_mad458
    @ur_mad458 3 місяці тому +31

    “Not know” killed me 😭😭😭

  • @Cobbler7572
    @Cobbler7572 3 місяці тому +62

    I can’t believe I was there, live, for the “dumbest game I ever played”

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @Stogiewise
      @Stogiewise 3 місяці тому

      😮

  • @Artemis-A24
    @Artemis-A24 Місяць тому +4

    "Mom, I want LA Noire"
    "You already have that game at home"
    *LA Noire at home:*

  • @bebopblue
    @bebopblue 3 місяці тому +23

    The AI voices are hilarious with the broken dialogue. But the facial animations are pretty good. Rose just makes this face right here 5:21

    • @phantomwarrior8686
      @phantomwarrior8686 2 місяці тому +1

      What? These animations are janky and uncanny af
      It's never a great animation, what game you're looking at lol

    • @phantomwarrior8686
      @phantomwarrior8686 2 місяці тому +1

      The people who developed this game clearly didn't know how to use these AI assisted tools to make the facial expressions, the scripts, and the translation, and ended up with this mess of a game. They trusted into them way too much.

  • @LiterallyNobody0
    @LiterallyNobody0 3 місяці тому +36

    “What argue? I wonder about what.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣I died

  • @greyyy.tttmmmccc
    @greyyy.tttmmmccc 3 місяці тому +75

    "What argue? I wonder about what"
    -the detective 💅

  • @sevionus80
    @sevionus80 3 місяці тому +14

    6:23 - He was still thinking about Rose xD

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger 3 місяці тому +11

    The fact the Sheriff was even an option was enough to make it obvious. What a game.

  • @bearidotindisguise
    @bearidotindisguise 3 місяці тому +8

    16:54 yes sir I'm sooooo sorry 😕

  • @garrettcreedon8998
    @garrettcreedon8998 3 місяці тому +18

    That first interaction with Thomas had me TWEEKIN😂😂

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 місяці тому +4

      he deserves a game award nomination for best supporting character

  • @mvlad8725
    @mvlad8725 3 місяці тому +18

    As a translator, I think reclassifying this game to the "horror" genre would be more appropriate.

  • @_KyleR
    @_KyleR 3 місяці тому +28

    one of your best videos ever, this game was so funny to watch

  • @ricomcavoy3724
    @ricomcavoy3724 3 місяці тому +13

    28:56 “what the hell do you think you are telling?” Was crying at this 😂😂

  • @AntivenomOW
    @AntivenomOW 3 місяці тому +11

    5:03 This must be the most awkward thing I‘ve ever heard 😂

  • @eldritchbidoof
    @eldritchbidoof 3 місяці тому +14

    I am convinced that the dialogue in this game was done by just dropping a small octopus on the computer keyboard and letting it flail around a while.

  • @starstruck2348
    @starstruck2348 3 місяці тому +22

    This is the funniest video from charles ive seen in a while bro 😂

  • @nomadikoslykos3386
    @nomadikoslykos3386 3 місяці тому +14

    i do think the little introductory photoshoot is a cool transition

  • @obskewerd3992
    @obskewerd3992 3 місяці тому +29

    This entire game feels like an Internet Historian NordVPN ad.
    “Just going to uh, take these shoes.. as evidence” 😂

  • @one_inch_wonder
    @one_inch_wonder 3 місяці тому +21

    "I suspect him as hell." Agreed mom, agreed.

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 3 місяці тому +11

    This was definitely a game. But at least the fountain is still working at age 70.

  • @GlennGorblin
    @GlennGorblin 3 місяці тому +9

    I fell in love with this game as soon as a heard "a murder" "what?!"

  • @derekeastman7771
    @derekeastman7771 3 місяці тому +5

    The characters all seem to want to play semantic games but the writing is so incomprehensible that you wouldn’t understand even if they were speaking plainly. Truly one of the games of all time.

  • @Krankidor334
    @Krankidor334 3 місяці тому +11

    Love that the joint you find says "derived from leaves of the coca plant" so it's essentially a cocain cigarette

  • @andrewnguyen6846
    @andrewnguyen6846 3 місяці тому +11

    The mother line is like a minimum word requirement on an essay

  • @lonniecynth2240
    @lonniecynth2240 2 місяці тому +4

    friendship ended with Vaudeville, now Nathan Morgan: Dilemma is new favorite playthrough

  • @aceghost1074
    @aceghost1074 3 місяці тому +11

    What would have been a half cool idea: "maybe this game the detective is having a psychoactive break and words aren't making sense anymore, the more you find the more words start to right themselves and you have to use the new clean dialogue with the scrambled shit, or otherway around"

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 місяці тому

      or flip it and the more evidence gathered = more time passed = accelerated mental break. solve the case before the detective's brain rots

  • @BavarianG
    @BavarianG 3 місяці тому +11

    What argue? I wonder about what.

  • @6root91
    @6root91 3 місяці тому +2

    Every second piece of dialogue from this has me in tears and I'm just a third of the way through.

  • @sydbrown310
    @sydbrown310 3 місяці тому +12

    This sounds like some show my parents would watch as I'm half asleep not really paying attention to what I'm hearing

  • @Pops6185
    @Pops6185 3 місяці тому +7

    I wasn't expecting a comedy. This is gold, and only 6 min in. lol

  • @LethalPigeon7
    @LethalPigeon7 3 місяці тому +5

    God damn I've been passively following this channel for a couple years and this beautiful clusterfuck is the best thing I've ever seen from it, charlie going along with it works.

  • @gwencatz2483
    @gwencatz2483 3 місяці тому +9

    "Age seventy but fountain works" +100 rizz right there

  • @MelodyOo
    @MelodyOo 3 місяці тому +8

    "This boy is not normal as hell" 💀

  • @ivandude1018
    @ivandude1018 3 місяці тому +12

    “ yes. I have no one I can sleep together anymore “ WHHHAATTT

  • @BlueValleyTS
    @BlueValleyTS 3 місяці тому +9

    “The deceased professor” “murdered for an unknown reason” huh, I bet the murder weapon was the poison for James, the poison specifically chosen to kill James, James’ poison. It’s a bad sign when the first sentence is that rambling, and worded so unclearly that it makes me think a ghost went on a business trip.

  • @KCavvy
    @KCavvy 3 місяці тому +6

    Mystery Extravaganza: The Case of the 2 Hour Non-Refundable

  • @ChopsManyon
    @ChopsManyon 3 місяці тому +5

    had this playing in the background while playing chess and the dialogue from 16:20 to 16:33 made me do a mental double-take. both the most braindead dialogue & so-artarded it's like mildly genius

  • @jamesdagmond
    @jamesdagmond 3 місяці тому +11

    "This boy is not normal as hell."

  • @ainakar
    @ainakar 3 місяці тому +2

    I haven't laughed this hard it's such a blast, thanks for pushing through Charlie, you're our unsung hero

  • @shadowozey
    @shadowozey 3 місяці тому +8

    “WHY WASTE TIME SAY LOT WORD WHEN FEW WORD DO TRICK”

  • @painexotic3757
    @painexotic3757 3 місяці тому +15

    man this is the most unintentionally funny game i've seen in a while .. literally couldn't breath laughing so hard.. brings me back to the old penguinz0 days from highschool lol

  • @jayq8354
    @jayq8354 3 місяці тому +13

    … I think we found where Disney gets their scripts from

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 3 місяці тому

      Not woke enough for Disney

    • @Cervidae
      @Cervidae 2 місяці тому

      @@user-os7ec4dm8x disney hates the gays

    • @AlexLopez0506
      @AlexLopez0506 Місяць тому

      @@user-os7ec4dm8x thanks for telling on yourself.

  • @Logic-Is-Uncommon
    @Logic-Is-Uncommon 3 місяці тому +6

    This video is hilarious! 😂🤣
    The insane dialogue and Charles' reactions to it legit had me laughing out loud.

  • @Loki8448
    @Loki8448 3 місяці тому +1

    This one brought me back to your old gameplay and commentary videos, shit had me cracking up the whole time.