Chinese: Fan Edition

[@magpie-yf8gf]

0:41 CONGRATULATIONS YOUR COLONEL NOODLE HAS EVOLVED INTO A SEAL

[@sutamitas4891]

Dang it i pressed B

[@gabrielalfredo5497]

lol

[@duh623]

XD

[@walterthewaffle3330]

2:10 too

[@AD002]

@@walterthewaffle3330 *E*

[@nekozaki_]

2:02 L S D

[@QuartzOfficial]

AUGH

[@sealed3333]

K I K

[@SouthParkTearrance]

T V, L S D

[@mr_originalname]

C H I N E S E

[@sirbriskets]

Omg I’m shaking and crying rn colonel noodle would never say that

[@maylenbeltran1533]

1:19 ...sushi...

[@pfpcultwoo363]

💖 💖 s u s h i 💖 💖

[@gontastoenail]

❤️💖💖💗 *s u s h i* ❤️❤️💗💗

[@Tabbybee]

*✨✨Sushi✨✨*

[@kasiakeen3734]

S U S H I

[@christinabroderick6161]

This is like a playable YTP.

[@Speed_Zamaa]

Ikr?

[@Binglesquirk]

holy shit hell yeah

[@Arasoratzzz]

yes lmao

[@doodlepoodle5509]

Yeah

[@sarahjane6423]

HOLY -sorry this person has been deleted-

[@TheSunfire9804]

This feels incomplete without the maniacal laughter in the back.

[@Attackanimator]

Remember chop chop master onions part

[@reggy4495]

1:14 Me when I order pizza in Italy

[@soda9573]

@@gamegizmo6344 P I Z Z A

[@mianothere1608]

Sushi

[@Binglesquirk]

Pizza, Pizza, Pizza Pizza Pizza.
PizPiPiPiPPizza, Pizza Pizza Pizza.

[@mjdddd3884]

Mogus

[@kirboatyourdoorstep9307]

Sussy people saying Sussy pizza sounds

[@EythanLee]

5:44 "Man those options..."

[@randomcommenter7900]

*A U G H*

[@ii_andre_ii]

Man those options... *OHH*

[@cloveraev]

*MaiOAiaoAhOaha*

[@Slimerite]

@@cloveraev *ÆUGH*

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

@@Slimerite must give must give must give

[@lightningdg5562]

8:10 aiya = damn; oops; oh no

[@juliirubyx]

Now I'll never see Aiya, Damn, or Oops the same way ever again. Because I'm sensitive to "Oh no." Thanks a lot, my stupid brain!

[@remi1112]

1:20 ✨ _s u s h i_ ✨

[@SouthParkTearrance]

PaRappa: *Spams*

[@SigmaAlphaRizzler_Skateboard]

The Player: uh

[@setsers1]

😆

[@bbblue8880]

Eh suh E suh e suh e su esuh esuhe esuhsuhsuhsuhushhsysyshushyehsyheyehyshuehush

[@SigmaAlphaRizzler_Skateboard]

@@bbblue8880 go uhh..

[@skoopercantdraw]

1:19 **awkward silence** *S U S H I*

[@angelinatheweird366]

He's stating facts

[@RubyChocoCookie]

"Dad what's for dinner?"
*"S U S H I"*

[@JavAnimations14]

🍣

[@123wenhuaxu]

1:09 Burger Burger King of the food

[@redmic8957]

Burger King

[@drainagepipe-4150]

Colonel Noodles Note :
I actually love Burger King.

[@spongebobblakeanaya9163]

@Tu Tio ggygevjubyvbyyhfchujhfujgjkdjhkefitkgkthtvjkfhrhjkghgkgtkhghbthrjkfjhhbkfkbhjhjfuthbhkfchbtnckrnhjtckfuckshit
N o o d l e s
ARGH

[@DevouiDevoui]

@@BaconBoi769 parappa says he likes chuck e cheese

[@Fr0staX]

0:41 Colonel Noodle was so fed up with Parappa's freestyles that he basically went like *FUCK THIS!!!* *phoque sounds*

[@burnothere1034]

0:41 Chinese.exe has stopped working

[@yeticoatabrigodeyeti160]

9:40
That was almost a legendary drop.

[@UniEvolute]

Indeed

[@Binglesquirk]

im tax payim im tax

[@jamesplarm365]

9:27 This whole section is gold

[@jaykupthereal]

atatayapaytapaytayatpatyatptataytatohhaoyahohayhaoim

[@kpwitchbrew]

I'm a tax payer

[@cheeseydoodoo]

i'm a lawyer

[@setsers1]

😂

[@SouthParkTearrance]

THAT ROYALE

[@mrwatermelontheexotic3448]

8:00 pro singer

[@AD002]

Lalalala-

[@papyrus9855]

Lalalala

[@lazii5289]

Love kick love punch pu pu punch
Love duck love turn turn turn turn turn turn turn

[@thenonfurry]

ARRRARARRARRARARRAARARARRARARARARARAR-

[@DevouiDevoui]

IYA

[@notsansutplays8178]

2:34 “Man must eat his socks open!”
-Parrapa 2021

[@Benjamin-xc4iq]

3:25 mexigoes

[@eletrigri683]

Nigthbot he eventually says mexico

[@thecursedcombine3951]

Nigthbot MEXICOS

[@aracelinevarez4670]

Mexican mangos

[@ladyduchezz4239]

@@aracelinevarez4670 mangoes

[@purplepizzaboy]

3:05 best part

[@sutamitas4891]

Ok fork repellant with cool glasses

[@duh623]

3:10 Chinese.................................

[@latiiyoutube6468]

cussing war

[@GuestTheGamer]

Djednhehwtwhekhehwhsheyeheyeytegsysysgdtdyfukejddujdueeuyeyeyshshshdufidkxid6djdjdydhehewgwrejetejerekcufejejejejsjsjshsjsiejejjddheggwhwhwyuwuwie

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

Shokobo in a nutshell

[@thesadshrek6284]

2:03 *LSD*

[@molten2010]

I heard *STD*

[@thenooblet7535]

augh

[@TurliTheCat]

This whole video is like LSD nlg

[@RuneBell]

AUGH

[@celinaaleyda3911]

*A U G H*

[@mcguysterpoggerson8958]

2:09 got me laughing so hard and to top it off he said E

[@DevouiDevoui]

AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH *E*

[@UniEvolute]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEE
EEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEE
EEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@BirthdayIsALie]

2:35 man must eat his ox open

[@Megasharam]

21+ points for saying man must eat his ox open

[@eldridgeg]

man must keep his @ss open

[@Sharon_Hocutt]

4:39 me trying to find the words to say

[@Binglesquirk]

re

[@zarielcolon3126]

As...got. As got.

[@puppetsgiftbox7472]

1:14 Bacons in adoption games when they have the pizza gear.

[@UniEvolute]

WHY IS THAT SO TRUE-

[@MiguelMem]

If You Don't Play Roblox You Won't Understand This Joke

[@OfficialOacus]

I understand!

[@DevouiDevoui]

Mmm chezburger

[@victorrealm7698]

LMAO

[@eat00002]

2:47 wasn't expecting that

[@Chase-ds5qw]

1:21 sushi

[@azistarisnotepic9864]

wise words

[@1yakup159]

*AS LONG AS LONG AS LONG AS LONG AS LONG ALONG ALONG ALONG ALONG ALONG ALONG ALONG*

[@sirrracha3900]

*hey, that was a battle!*

[@beanybabysnail8576]

*let’s move on!*

[@inky_bearr]

*3 2 1!*

[@PeachezAFruit]

6:45 this is actually good

[@2fingacriminal]

5:19 N O O O D E L S

[@beanybabysnail8576]

*has a seizure*

[@SouthParkTearrance]

What happened?

[@Kitty_Cosmic]

3, 2, 1...

[@gemanimates]

Man must keep his options open
3.. 2.. 1..

[@martinazunino4867]

Man must keep his- ops- open.

[@yetrix_]

1:04 SUPER LEGIT PARAPPA THE RAPPER 2 GAMEPLAY

[@sheamusgrant]

Burgers

[@lazii5289]

King of all food

[@sheamusgrant]

Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza

[@DevouiDevoui]

Food good

[@MysteriousBurns]

Hey, that was a CHINESE battle!
Let's move on!

[@leoluster3027]

Hey, It's You!

[@astrobot6358]

Nice pfp

[@UniEvolute]

@@astrobot6358 im starting to see you everywhere

[@astrobot6358]

@@UniEvolute not anymore because I don't watch any of this PaRappa shit anymore

[@UniEvolute]

@@astrobot6358 oh

[@burnothere1034]

3:30 chinese, thai or chinese

[@nuclearshoppingcart]

darn that’s a tough one

[@macakinosentao7086]

Tashitashaitasatstst

[@tinkywinky9087]

4:18 I died. 🤣

[@pef_v6107]

9:34 IM TAX PAYER IM TAX PAYER IM TAX PAYER IM TAX PAYER IM TAX PAYER IM TAX PAYER IM TAX IOIOIOIIOIIAOIAIAI

[@Binglesquirk]

it almost looks like he's being held at gunpoint just to say that

[@Nano64]

“Anything goes...even hawanything”

[@othafrens8719]

2:15 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEOOOOOOOOAOOOOOOOEOOOAOOOOOOOOEOAOOOOEOOOAOOOOOOOEOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOCOOOOOOCOOCOOOOOO

[@Mario9800]

O O P S

[@xangelxal4855]

O H H H

[@msmx9088]

Mario9800 Mario *A H H*

[@TheFunnyGuy9000]

Mario9800 Mario A H

[@Mario9800]

O O P S (2020 Edition)

[@papayer]

@@Mario9800 Now THIS is how you do a remaster

[@Tabbybee]

When your japanese grandma is starving: 1:19

[@Thalasso_The_Fish2009]

Sushi

[@UniEvolute]

✨ ~ S U S H I ~ ✨

[@DevouiDevoui]

.......................................Sushi

[@JavAnimations14]

🍣

[@slimyslimer2642]

M e x i g o e s

[@Maloz-se1rf]

Is that a takeout restaurant that also delivers?

[@aracelinevarez4670]

Mexican mangos

[@molten2010]

Mexico

[@lucas-bj2cq]

0:31 look at the points.
We could have had something great

[@avocadokid2090]

nice.

[@thatmadengineer_5552]

SO CLOSE!!!

[@parapparappa2837]

-69421

[@jaden8923]

-69
421

[@LittleTimmy851]

Anything goes, aeugh.
Anything goes, even a Lenny.
Anything even, Hawaiian goes.
Anything goes goes goes, even a lenny

[@empiatrashcan]

"Anything goes- aUGHH"

[@DerekGuys]

0:31

[@NS-he4bg]

b u r g e r s k i n g o f f o o d *Noodle Colonel loses 180 point*

[@evisonesila8776]

Looks like B U R G E R K I N G F O O T L E T T U C E

[@duh623]

Burgers 1:09

[@DevouiDevoui]

@@duh623 S P I N

[@UniEvolute]

@@DevouiDevoui SPEEN

[@ryder_williams]

6:50 AUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUAAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAUAU *JAM-*

[@DevouiDevoui]

JAMA-

[@GGamerLiam]

jimmy

[@celinaaleyda3911]

I wish I had parrapa 2 and a PlayStation so I can do stuff like this with friends.

[@UniEvolute]

Yeah

[@spookynutsack]

Using an emulator

[@EthanTheGamer77]

Its on ps4 and ps5 but I can't help the owning the game problem

[@celinaaleyda3911]

@@EthanTheGamer77 this comment was kind of old so I obviously did not know and also I don't own any PlayStation consoles because I was raised by red fat Italian man so yeah.

[@EthanTheGamer77]

@@celinaaleyda3911 okay

[@ScratchdHelp]

the wonders of "Player 2, you can do better than that!"

[@Cyf1_]

1:07 my dad in a nutshell

[@MiguelMem]

Food, Anything Cools

[@Bendaeevee]

3:14 game was too scared to take points.

[@halofmanage7844]

3:36 ParrapA Does a noise

[@SouthParkTearrance]

Gof

[@kpwitchbrew]

✨ goes ✨

[@milleniam]

Goes 😳❤️

[@xxunpure-vesselxx3817]

💗🥺✨Goes✨🥺💗

[@molten2010]

Goe

[@sutamitas4891]

Tutorial how to win any rap battle
JUST SAY RANDOM WORDS

[@shinyprisma6085]

ooodsfpvdafpoasprgopbbdgspoaoaoaovpoepabtoooofpbgsdlofvaoopaogpbpeowortvepofa

[@lunar532]

Shiny Prisma Why
Chinese

[@shinyprisma6085]

@@lunar532 ive been defeated

[@lunar532]

Shiny Prisma Why
“Player 1, good job! Player 2, come on you can do better!”

[@shinyprisma6085]

@@lunar532 lol,i love it when people take jokes further and it works out perfectly

[@bernardoe.5836]

3:04
Me saying waht is parrape be like :

[@BlueMarshmellow2024]

Rainbow Hat Parrapa going wild

[@jolenecollier8424]

when ur about to leave but ur friend is helping u 0:40

[@SouthParkTearrance]

3:33 Taicha

[@bwaindead5539]

If I did a version of this, I would just make him go
BURGERS
...
*KING OF ALL FOODS*

[@UniEvolute]

He has switched sides

[@air7148]

10:33 this is a timestamp

[@rattsquidz]

True

[@DevouiDevoui]

Ta ma negi

[@TREESTAYTPOT16]

4:16 GOT ME SO BAD

[@itsliam2005]

1:53 B T S

[@A.theboy333]

@•x• legit...

[@molten2010]

Y tho

[@chrishero843]

When a roblox noob spams the pizza 1:14

[@comicallybadpun]

lmao

[@molten2010]

Relatable

[@blakearmanigd4858]

True lol

[@sonicboi1243]

yes

[@johnnygwt8920]

anything goes even C H I N E S E

[@matcoproductionsinc.282]

N Double O... AAHH. D e LSD

[@ceoofcomedy3009]

I'm a little upset you didn't make him say KKK on the cookies, noodles part.

[@thenonfurry]

kik

[@poetate9527]

Is it werid i wanted parappa to say kkk?

[@its_a_poncho]

Lilly The Fox Sans Girlfriend :3 i know right? Missed opportunity xD

[@TheONLYFeli0]

Ikr

[@Chromeno]

Kirbee
Say k, then hold right on dpad and keep pressing the button for k

[@alecthegamergd3960]

Kirbee left on dpad

[@veryswagandcool]

I thought the same

[@peanut2699]

Any1 want sushi? 1:20

[@maylenbeltran1533]

1:19 ... Sushi...

[@soulgd4603]

Yea! I want sushi!

[@LuckyTwoo]

@@maylenbeltran1533 stop spamming

[@molten2010]

Yos

[@pumpkin6429]

This beat goes hard. 😃

[@Binglesquirk]

I know right 😃

[@Chesterkins]

When he said
“As long as they- kababokabaokabao”
That made my heart blow

[@Buddy_Duck]

I have no idea what I just watched but it was amazing.

[@yeetembeatem3524]

4:27 The radio's face

[@morganfreemanward3729]

Brings back that masterpiece

[@mariagraziaurso3781]

3:05 Don't worry guys he's just having a seizure
*it's all normal here*

[@MiguelMem]

c h i n e s e

[@latiiyoutube6468]

0:41 end my life

[@ointmentfordisappointment132]

This is a certified hood classic

[@yelan1918C1hans]

"Anything goes, even- UHUHUHUUHUHUHUUH"

[@matthewpotter2529]

anything even arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 0:33

[@juliirubyx]

3:05 HELP WHAT

[@dilbertfanpage6511]

2:09 go home noodle boi your drunk

[@nuclearshoppingcart]

he was drinking coke but then it wasn’t the soda

[@RubyChocoCookie]

4:11 *This ain't a rap battle anymore, that's a SEIZURE BATTLE!*

[@sarahjane6423]

True

[@thechuckinator]

0:31 anything goes... ach

[@App_le_sBlack]

3:05
Me trying to maintain cool mode / trying to get cool mode

[@RRuiZett]

MACAROON

[@daboi4912]

1:19 *silence* S U S H I *more silence

[@the1onlycj]

I died when boombox boy said "Ok Baby let's go. We're gonna do like this"

[@nuulcoolpro]

Should have called it "mexican"

[@juliirubyx]

4:16 lol

[@ScratchdHelp]

10:31 TAH MAH NAKEY TAMMAH NAKEY TAMAKEKI TAMAKEKI TAMA SENSE

[@timooxer]

3:10 *c h i n e s e.*

[@water_lvl2314]

10:00
Need a tax payer
I'm a lawyer
oops

[@TheONLYFeli0]

H e y ! T h a t w a s a b a t t l e !

[@zarielcolon3126]

L e t ' s m o v e o n

[@CheapCheap173]

PaRappa Goes Ballistic: 3:05

[@RubyChocoCookie]

2:32 "Man, i'm stupid."

[@DerekGuys]

8:10 ayayyaayaayayyaay ay aya aya

[@ethanbowers4194]

1:09 I don't think you're helping yourself at all!

[@KinguGidora820]

1:23 ESNOF ESNOF ESNOF ESNOF

[@ALEKSCRAFTPLAYY]

Dab 3:50

[@argonburnspink1441]

Mm, don't like this

[@yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuri]

9:01 hentai

[@juliirubyx]

Lol

[@RyneMcKinney]

This game cures depression

[@DerekGuys]

2:47 ahhahahaahhahhaahahhahahahahahwga4hghgaghrahgar

[@DerekGuys]

This made me laugh 😆 4:18

[@BlueMarshmellow2024]

4:46 Parrapa: Yay I didn't lag

[@Ryomensukunahj]

4:16
Colonal: *ARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARAR*
PaRappa: *OOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPSOOPS*
Boxy Boy: Now THAT was a battle!

[@ImsbananaS.]

2:09 dogs be like

[@DerekGuys]

aghaguaugguaGUqGUQQhgBQHaqhgqugaqguaquzgQhgAhgQ

[@UniEvolute]

@Digital School ye

[@DerekGuys]

9:55 oppopopopopo

[@Idk_idc808]

1:22 why did this made me laugh