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    It's PRIME TIME. AMAZON PRIME TIME. Amazon is well known for being a great service to obtain items in a quick and timely manner. With this new show not only do we put that to the test, but we venture into what Amazon is all about, the weird stuff.
    The rules are simple, using our collective funds we buy a few items for each other and not knowing what they are, we share them with one another on the couch. We could very well go poor doing this, we just want you to know this.
    The following is for those multicultural.
    Al mirar hacia adelante, hacia la proa de un barco, babor y estribor, se refieren a los lados izquierdo y derecho, respectivamente. En los primeros días de la navegación, antes de que los barcos tuvieran timones en sus líneas centrales, los barcos eran controlados usando un remo de dirección.
    MARKIPLIER & SPOILED MILK • AMAZON PRIME TIME
    Thank you 🐮🔪

КОМЕНТАРІ • 726

  • @Turtle9815
    @Turtle9815 6 років тому +2672

    "It's a little gay" *gets splooged by white liquid*

  • @MrFlip2247
    @MrFlip2247 6 років тому +1016

    "Its a little gay--" *immediately gets drenched in chunky white liquid*

    • @chieffridge5588
      @chieffridge5588 6 років тому +20

      "It's a little gay" he says.
      I then proceed to watch everything from 4:23 to 6:08

    • @TheMrGillow
      @TheMrGillow 6 років тому +11

      bro if your nut is chunky see a doctor

  • @TheMartoon
    @TheMartoon 6 років тому +948

    "The chunks is what gives it the flavour". I don't think i've ever heard a more disgusting sentence... *E* *W*

    • @TheMartoon
      @TheMartoon 6 років тому +8

      Lapass Lassuli I think the word chunk/chunky should be locked away

    • @DellSnooze
      @DellSnooze 6 років тому +5

      The Martoon Along with the word *MOIST*

    • @TheMartoon
      @TheMartoon 6 років тому +2

      Dell Snooze Naaaaaasty!

    • @daniel-eq4px
      @daniel-eq4px 5 років тому +1

      You must be 5

  • @christophergramajo184
    @christophergramajo184 6 років тому +801

    "Miss Kobayashi Body Pillow"
    Brett is way more cultured than I thought

    • @breadnigga8196
      @breadnigga8196 6 років тому +38

      Nah nah nah nah nah m8
      Kanna Kamui body pillow is TRUE cultured

    • @breadnigga8196
      @breadnigga8196 6 років тому +16

      O b s c u r e *FUCKING HERETIC*

    • @SnipeZGmod1337
      @SnipeZGmod1337 6 років тому +7

      It's from when his office had a make-over.

    • @Darkboy1010
      @Darkboy1010 6 років тому +9

      He has good tastes

    • @hebn.
      @hebn. 6 років тому +20

      Youre all a bunch of fucking weebs

  • @karinaaa7
    @karinaaa7 6 років тому +497

    "You spend so much time thinking of what to do that you just don't do anything" me af

    • @HalojCOD
      @HalojCOD 6 років тому +1

      karina I read this comment the same time he said it 😂

    • @karinaaa7
      @karinaaa7 6 років тому

      Haley Johnson lol 💃

    • @LuminousIris
      @LuminousIris 6 років тому +6

      When you have procrastination but also perfectionism at the same time

    • @karinaaa7
      @karinaaa7 6 років тому

      LuminousIris you just described my life 😖

    • @LuminousIris
      @LuminousIris 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, I know it's pretty intense to have that "all or nothing" attitude that it's mentally draining and leaves you not performing what you wish you have. Hopefully you can arrange consistency to some loose schedule to get things done which I am trying out.

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 6 років тому +1257

    Cow Chop: still not officially considered as gay porn.

  • @adamdincher9674
    @adamdincher9674 6 років тому +798

    YOU GOT SOME DISCHARGE ON ME MY MAN

  • @yung_ape
    @yung_ape 6 років тому +893

    You can literally feel their sanity and dignity waste away bit by bit with each of these videos

    • @tendakraut9854
      @tendakraut9854 6 років тому +18

      yung_boichi
      Read “dignity” as “virginity”.

    • @mcraftcannonball
      @mcraftcannonball 6 років тому +23

      You must be new. Both are long gone by now.

    • @115mrbig
      @115mrbig 6 років тому +4

      yung_boichi I know isn’t it great! :)

    • @ricardomunoz2010
      @ricardomunoz2010 6 років тому +3

      if you think they still have dignity/sanity you should see nova take a shit.

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 6 років тому +2

      Hate to be that person, but it's "sanity".

  • @adie445
    @adie445 6 років тому +349

    5:35 yea thanks cowchop. Its great to have watched this without wearing headphones in the living room with my family around.

  • @LemKuuja
    @LemKuuja 6 років тому +691

    "I'm gonna discharge" > "I'm gonna pre"

  • @DietyAwesome
    @DietyAwesome 6 років тому +127

    Aleks should know by now to always keep a spare change of clothes at the warehouse. No excuses are allowed.

  • @_CaitlynSmith15
    @_CaitlynSmith15 6 років тому +129

    There will be fanfiction written about this episode 😂

  • @CircleToonsHD
    @CircleToonsHD 6 років тому +1276

    I thought I typed in UA-cam, not Fakku....

  • @Mike55690
    @Mike55690 6 років тому +180

    Lol reading all these comments are hilarious, but honestly i'm glad Aleks and James are still making content, specially in this day and age of UA-cam, so thank you for all you guys do, the whole cowchop family as well - out of place comment, but yeah.. thank you !

  • @rizuuu9
    @rizuuu9 6 років тому +193

    "I can already tell this is gonna be awful"
    literally every cow chop vid

  • @Arcaninebreeder
    @Arcaninebreeder 6 років тому +32

    The reason the calendar was late was because he sat down and signed every individual copy

  • @drewmungus5841
    @drewmungus5841 6 років тому +22

    In this episode, twink Aleks and daddy James finally play out their fantasies of pumping their blasters until they splooge loads of goo on each other

  • @joniroooooo
    @joniroooooo 6 років тому +27

    I don’t know why I was surprised when aleks started moaning lmao

  • @BrandonCMaximum
    @BrandonCMaximum 6 років тому +17

    Cow Chop is the greatest thing that you can't explain to anyone else

  • @marshayame
    @marshayame 6 років тому +36

    *Two men discharge on each other and post it on the interwebs*

  • @15aia5
    @15aia5 6 років тому +15

    0:21 james roast aleks and me at the same time

  • @TheLionsHeart
    @TheLionsHeart 6 років тому +13

    "From black to white or from black to white" lmao.

  • @Cellmate
    @Cellmate 4 роки тому +5

    11:54
    "It's sour as fuck!"
    That shit always makes me laugh too hard.

  • @johnknowles1891
    @johnknowles1891 6 років тому +11

    James and Aleks are the comedians the world needs

  • @Yeen66
    @Yeen66 6 років тому +44

    But was Brett looking for a body pillow of miss Kobayashi or a character from miss Kobayashi?

    • @defsouul3127
      @defsouul3127 6 років тому +7

      Sven Last Name Kobayashi dude them dead fish eyes are sexy af

    • @Yeen66
      @Yeen66 6 років тому +6

      Jmo or Brett wanted a body pillow of Kanna but knew if he searched that then cowchop would get swatted

    • @Yeen66
      @Yeen66 6 років тому +2

      Kiddy good point

    • @aidanpina1182
      @aidanpina1182 4 роки тому

      Kanna is best loli

  • @dragonleader92
    @dragonleader92 6 років тому +5

    james taking just the berries out was just what i needed today

  • @alexford2122
    @alexford2122 6 років тому +26

    why is this channel sooooo good

  • @relixnova251
    @relixnova251 6 років тому +6

    I can’t breathe. That was so much discharge.

  • @Jelly4Telly
    @Jelly4Telly 6 років тому +44

    All I’m sayin’ is... thank god for earphones...

  • @felipegallegosavina7683
    @felipegallegosavina7683 5 років тому +3

    12:05 James feels threatened and asserts dominance. 12:07 - 12:11 Aleks' brain short circuts and reboots in response to James' ink discharge

  • @chalkist1772
    @chalkist1772 6 років тому +279

    what a *prime* clickbait title

  • @ice5500
    @ice5500 6 років тому +3

    I like how james went from calling alex adhd to saying he's having strokes and sluring his words

  • @KelseytheLetteredDandy
    @KelseytheLetteredDandy 6 років тому +12

    y'all gotta put the calendar in the lobby ❤

  • @ieatpanadol1548
    @ieatpanadol1548 6 років тому +5

    I love a good dose of discharge in my cow chop videos.

  • @lolhilolhi1
    @lolhilolhi1 6 років тому +11

    5:15 he click clacked himself

  • @metaomicron72
    @metaomicron72 6 років тому

    This episode really is special! Loved every bit from it. Specially Aleks avoiding drinking the milk and James being completely oblivious and munching a full spoon of it, twice.

  • @williambarrett1234
    @williambarrett1234 6 років тому +2

    "you spend so much time thinking of what to do, that you just... dont do anything"

  • @donutboii7040
    @donutboii7040 6 років тому +11

    I see Brett is a man of culture as well.

  • @MANA98
    @MANA98 6 років тому +15

    How to get my attention : Put Lindsey and Brett in one scene 😏

  • @pokegucci7562
    @pokegucci7562 6 років тому +1

    “The chunks give it the flavor” I’m weak

  • @DJPerZn
    @DJPerZn 6 років тому +1

    *”How you digest this next gift is really up to eeeewyouu”* 12:40
    Ahahahahahaha

  • @TurnaboutHalifaxHD
    @TurnaboutHalifaxHD 6 років тому +4

    Just two grown men... discharging at each other

  • @longliveduracell
    @longliveduracell 6 років тому

    I started dying when James screamed “ITS SOUR AS FUCK”

  • @keaganthiessen4056
    @keaganthiessen4056 6 років тому +2

    Yet another cowchop video I regret eating during, thanks boys!

  • @cliffordmuggah4122
    @cliffordmuggah4122 6 років тому

    james picking only the berries for his cereal reminded me of the *TRIGGER WARNING* creature talk where he said he would purposefully put things in the wrong places at stores to make more work for the people working there.

  • @Jake-og9lr
    @Jake-og9lr 6 років тому +1

    "Pump slowly till you discharge"
    The Tyler Durden Story

  • @tristanduke4296
    @tristanduke4296 6 років тому +1

    James instantly describing my life in the first few seconds of the video... That’s how I feel right now.

  • @KadBaine
    @KadBaine 6 років тому

    Crossover episodes always bring out the best in the both channels.

  • @CornerBoothGames
    @CornerBoothGames 6 років тому +1

    "Back of Target" Nooooo Seamus 😭😭😭 lol

  • @vanitymirrorss
    @vanitymirrorss 6 років тому

    Now introducing "Captain Crunch: Deliberately All Berries!"

  • @lowtierjerry
    @lowtierjerry 6 років тому

    “I don’t wanna play anymore.” Why were you playing in the first place lmao

  • @karasuanime
    @karasuanime 6 років тому +1

    The reaction is the best part and you guys always cut it off.

  • @megasalty123
    @megasalty123 6 років тому +6

    *Includes paid promotion*
    YESSSS!

  • @MrRANDUM145
    @MrRANDUM145 6 років тому +2

    "Two beefy guys pump their boom sticks until they discharge all over each other"

  • @elatedshamanrose8149
    @elatedshamanrose8149 6 років тому +1

    This is *EXACTLY* the content I came here for:
    *SPLATOON BUKKAKE*

  • @ImStark-Dot
    @ImStark-Dot 6 років тому

    Don't know why, but this is the best CowChop video I've watched in a while.

  • @tristenyoung1877
    @tristenyoung1877 6 років тому +1

    Can we talk about how a puzzle company took time to state that the puzzle is already considered done before you assemble it?

  • @bluryach
    @bluryach 6 років тому

    Literally half of this video was either Aleks moaning, James dumping cereal in a bowl, or Brett doing an ad.

  • @ryuukasai3713
    @ryuukasai3713 6 років тому +4

    That milkbTHICCC

  • @aceaann3624
    @aceaann3624 6 років тому

    You can just see Aleks contemplating giving James the bowl of spoiled milk 😂

  • @Ale-wl6sy
    @Ale-wl6sy 6 років тому +3

    All that discharge talk got me 😩

  • @ObbyTheBird
    @ObbyTheBird 6 років тому +3

    It should be a crime to make a kid's toy you have to pump and wait for "discharge".

  • @ColdNomNom
    @ColdNomNom 6 років тому +72

    prime★★time★★

  • @DunlopPride
    @DunlopPride 6 років тому

    That cow silhouette painting in the background looks like Count Olaf

  • @koruchan9947
    @koruchan9947 6 років тому +4

    6:21 i can relate HAHAH

  • @AJ17206
    @AJ17206 5 років тому +1

    My fucking stomach hurts from laughing

  • @manillafolder216
    @manillafolder216 6 років тому

    I don’t know why but I completely lost it when aleks started furiously shaking his hands while the rest of him was offscreen

  • @AtlasIsLost
    @AtlasIsLost 6 років тому +1

    "It's a little gay"*SQUERSH*

  • @mrblue251
    @mrblue251 6 років тому

    Sound clips from this episode will be found in the next Cow Chop Dating Sim, guaranteed.

  • @PandaJNiccals
    @PandaJNiccals 6 років тому

    Props on that lo fi in the transition to the sponsor bit

  • @yushatak
    @yushatak 6 років тому +1

    Gagged three times almost to the point of vomit over that spoiled milk pour Aleks did after they both knew it was fucked. Damn.

  • @Yemmer
    @Yemmer 6 років тому +1

    The reason it took so long is that markiplier had to sign all of them before he shipped them out

  • @justseizurealeks
    @justseizurealeks 6 років тому +6

    Gotta love those blue jeans

  • @Traster_Bean
    @Traster_Bean 6 років тому +1

    Cow Chop Bebop is my favorite youtube anime.

  • @ButcherOfBlavikenn
    @ButcherOfBlavikenn 6 років тому +1

    14:09 just about sums up this video lmao

  • @cloudsweater
    @cloudsweater 4 роки тому +1

    Just two bros discharging on eachother

  • @sh1r731
    @sh1r731 6 років тому +3

    AMAZOOOOOOON PRIMEEEEEEEE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @happyaleks3690
    @happyaleks3690 6 років тому +1

    Being real here for a moment, I wish we could see them be more open with us. Though I know it'll never happen, I'm still holding onto hope. Anyway, this episode of APT was something else

  • @Zethrae
    @Zethrae 6 років тому

    LMAO to think one of the thousands of signed calendars went to James

  • @darksidewhovian3301
    @darksidewhovian3301 6 років тому +1

    When I saw the title I was hoping it was going to be that calendar.

  • @MrGenuyasha
    @MrGenuyasha 6 років тому

    Only Cowchop can make you laugh in the first 30 seconds of a video. Lmao. Fuckin Aleks with his awkward stupidity, and James' reactions to it.

  • @sthlng2180
    @sthlng2180 6 років тому +1

    Aleks pained the bookshelf backwards

  • @momo_love_
    @momo_love_ 6 років тому +3

    Yall never fail to make me laugh

  • @Juurrgg
    @Juurrgg 6 років тому

    When they're playing with the guns just close your eyes and listen lol

  • @Goldfish_Vender
    @Goldfish_Vender 6 років тому +2

    I laughed way too hard at this

  • @TheBeastlyBronco
    @TheBeastlyBronco 6 років тому

    “You got some discharge on me dude”

  • @izzycampbell6933
    @izzycampbell6933 6 років тому

    i've got some discharge as well after seeing aleks covered in that splooge

  • @skyex7787
    @skyex7787 6 років тому +3

    5:37 i’m so uncomfortable i had to turn my volume down

  • @Immolator772
    @Immolator772 6 років тому +13

    James and Aleks porn, exactly what i was hoping for XD

  • @toastedbread8277
    @toastedbread8277 6 років тому +5

    I love cowchop

  • @kearrarodriguez2120
    @kearrarodriguez2120 6 років тому +1

    Greenscreen outros are the way to go

  • @morglyne
    @morglyne 6 років тому

    *picking out all the berries from captain crunch* “you are the worst. you are just the absolutely worst.”

  • @nameless2633
    @nameless2633 6 років тому

    LOL this episode was great all the sploogeing going on

  • @megamadic
    @megamadic 6 років тому

    I don't know what this is like sober yet but this is hella funny to watch drunk.

    • @megamadic
      @megamadic 6 років тому

      I'm hungover now, It's just as funny

  • @mr.kibbles6321
    @mr.kibbles6321 6 років тому

    i've never laughed so hard in my life.

  • @acheron1872
    @acheron1872 6 років тому +3

    James, you have great taste in cereal.

  • @slytek8537
    @slytek8537 6 років тому +1

    I can already see the james and aleks splatoon fan-fiction ;)

  • @dennis_duran
    @dennis_duran 4 роки тому

    I would actually high key use that bowl it’s kinda genius

  • @deftones_enjoyer
    @deftones_enjoyer 3 роки тому +1

    I like to think that Brett always types in all caps

  • @00spaceissocool00
    @00spaceissocool00 6 років тому

    Ok, I saw Markiplier in the title and then wondered when he would be mentioned/involved, then James brought out that last gift and I started to slowly understand before it was even opened.