MARKIPLIER & SPOILED MILK
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It's PRIME TIME. AMAZON PRIME TIME. Amazon is well known for being a great service to obtain items in a quick and timely manner. With this new show not only do we put that to the test, but we venture into what Amazon is all about, the weird stuff.
The rules are simple, using our collective funds we buy a few items for each other and not knowing what they are, we share them with one another on the couch. We could very well go poor doing this, we just want you to know this.
The following is for those multicultural.
Al mirar hacia adelante, hacia la proa de un barco, babor y estribor, se refieren a los lados izquierdo y derecho, respectivamente. En los primeros días de la navegación, antes de que los barcos tuvieran timones en sus líneas centrales, los barcos eran controlados usando un remo de dirección.
MARKIPLIER & SPOILED MILK • AMAZON PRIME TIME
Thank you 🐮🔪
"It's a little gay" *gets splooged by white liquid*
Uncertainty Guaranteed Karma baby
chunky white liquid
Discharged*
Well it depends
He knew it was coming. What a way to take one for the team to be funnier
"Its a little gay--" *immediately gets drenched in chunky white liquid*
"It's a little gay" he says.
I then proceed to watch everything from 4:23 to 6:08
bro if your nut is chunky see a doctor
"The chunks is what gives it the flavour". I don't think i've ever heard a more disgusting sentence... *E* *W*
Lapass Lassuli I think the word chunk/chunky should be locked away
The Martoon Along with the word *MOIST*
Dell Snooze Naaaaaasty!
You must be 5
"Miss Kobayashi Body Pillow"
Brett is way more cultured than I thought
Nah nah nah nah nah m8
Kanna Kamui body pillow is TRUE cultured
O b s c u r e *FUCKING HERETIC*
It's from when his office had a make-over.
He has good tastes
Youre all a bunch of fucking weebs
"You spend so much time thinking of what to do that you just don't do anything" me af
karina I read this comment the same time he said it 😂
Haley Johnson lol 💃
When you have procrastination but also perfectionism at the same time
LuminousIris you just described my life 😖
Yeah, I know it's pretty intense to have that "all or nothing" attitude that it's mentally draining and leaves you not performing what you wish you have. Hopefully you can arrange consistency to some loose schedule to get things done which I am trying out.
Cow Chop: still not officially considered as gay porn.
*Yet*
YOU GOT SOME DISCHARGE ON ME MY MAN
Adam Dincher Fucking hot TBH
Shhhhhiii my bad dooooood
Adam Dincher RIGHT as he said it.
You can literally feel their sanity and dignity waste away bit by bit with each of these videos
yung_boichi
Read “dignity” as “virginity”.
You must be new. Both are long gone by now.
yung_boichi I know isn’t it great! :)
if you think they still have dignity/sanity you should see nova take a shit.
Hate to be that person, but it's "sanity".
5:35 yea thanks cowchop. Its great to have watched this without wearing headphones in the living room with my family around.
Rip
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well thats your fault...
That's on you bud
You're a braver man than I
"I'm gonna discharge" > "I'm gonna pre"
never
just can't beat supermega
Aleks should know by now to always keep a spare change of clothes at the warehouse. No excuses are allowed.
There will be fanfiction written about this episode 😂
I thought I typed in UA-cam, not Fakku....
Another UA-cam in the last hour gone wrong?
You watch cow chop too?
nhentai*
CircleToonsHD can I touch you
Fakku has become a corporate schlong
Lol reading all these comments are hilarious, but honestly i'm glad Aleks and James are still making content, specially in this day and age of UA-cam, so thank you for all you guys do, the whole cowchop family as well - out of place comment, but yeah.. thank you !
Mike55690 ya.
@@chloeking3478 a double whammy
...
"I can already tell this is gonna be awful"
literally every cow chop vid
The reason the calendar was late was because he sat down and signed every individual copy
In this episode, twink Aleks and daddy James finally play out their fantasies of pumping their blasters until they splooge loads of goo on each other
I don’t know why I was surprised when aleks started moaning lmao
Cow Chop is the greatest thing that you can't explain to anyone else
*Two men discharge on each other and post it on the interwebs*
0:21 james roast aleks and me at the same time
"From black to white or from black to white" lmao.
11:54
"It's sour as fuck!"
That shit always makes me laugh too hard.
James and Aleks are the comedians the world needs
But was Brett looking for a body pillow of miss Kobayashi or a character from miss Kobayashi?
Sven Last Name Kobayashi dude them dead fish eyes are sexy af
Jmo or Brett wanted a body pillow of Kanna but knew if he searched that then cowchop would get swatted
Kiddy good point
Kanna is best loli
james taking just the berries out was just what i needed today
why is this channel sooooo good
I can’t breathe. That was so much discharge.
All I’m sayin’ is... thank god for earphones...
12:05 James feels threatened and asserts dominance. 12:07 - 12:11 Aleks' brain short circuts and reboots in response to James' ink discharge
what a *prime* clickbait title
* Puts on glasses
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
I like how james went from calling alex adhd to saying he's having strokes and sluring his words
y'all gotta put the calendar in the lobby ❤
I love a good dose of discharge in my cow chop videos.
5:15 he click clacked himself
This episode really is special! Loved every bit from it. Specially Aleks avoiding drinking the milk and James being completely oblivious and munching a full spoon of it, twice.
"you spend so much time thinking of what to do, that you just... dont do anything"
I see Brett is a man of culture as well.
How to get my attention : Put Lindsey and Brett in one scene 😏
“The chunks give it the flavor” I’m weak
*”How you digest this next gift is really up to eeeewyouu”* 12:40
Ahahahahahaha
Just two grown men... discharging at each other
I started dying when James screamed “ITS SOUR AS FUCK”
Yet another cowchop video I regret eating during, thanks boys!
james picking only the berries for his cereal reminded me of the *TRIGGER WARNING* creature talk where he said he would purposefully put things in the wrong places at stores to make more work for the people working there.
"Pump slowly till you discharge"
The Tyler Durden Story
James instantly describing my life in the first few seconds of the video... That’s how I feel right now.
Crossover episodes always bring out the best in the both channels.
"Back of Target" Nooooo Seamus 😭😭😭 lol
Now introducing "Captain Crunch: Deliberately All Berries!"
“I don’t wanna play anymore.” Why were you playing in the first place lmao
The reaction is the best part and you guys always cut it off.
*Includes paid promotion*
YESSSS!
"Two beefy guys pump their boom sticks until they discharge all over each other"
This is *EXACTLY* the content I came here for:
*SPLATOON BUKKAKE*
Don't know why, but this is the best CowChop video I've watched in a while.
Can we talk about how a puzzle company took time to state that the puzzle is already considered done before you assemble it?
Literally half of this video was either Aleks moaning, James dumping cereal in a bowl, or Brett doing an ad.
That milkbTHICCC
You can just see Aleks contemplating giving James the bowl of spoiled milk 😂
All that discharge talk got me 😩
It should be a crime to make a kid's toy you have to pump and wait for "discharge".
prime★★time★★
That cow silhouette painting in the background looks like Count Olaf
6:21 i can relate HAHAH
My fucking stomach hurts from laughing
I don’t know why but I completely lost it when aleks started furiously shaking his hands while the rest of him was offscreen
"It's a little gay"*SQUERSH*
Sound clips from this episode will be found in the next Cow Chop Dating Sim, guaranteed.
Props on that lo fi in the transition to the sponsor bit
Gagged three times almost to the point of vomit over that spoiled milk pour Aleks did after they both knew it was fucked. Damn.
The reason it took so long is that markiplier had to sign all of them before he shipped them out
Gotta love those blue jeans
Cow Chop Bebop is my favorite youtube anime.
14:09 just about sums up this video lmao
Just two bros discharging on eachother
AMAZOOOOOOON PRIMEEEEEEEE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Being real here for a moment, I wish we could see them be more open with us. Though I know it'll never happen, I'm still holding onto hope. Anyway, this episode of APT was something else
LMAO to think one of the thousands of signed calendars went to James
When I saw the title I was hoping it was going to be that calendar.
Only Cowchop can make you laugh in the first 30 seconds of a video. Lmao. Fuckin Aleks with his awkward stupidity, and James' reactions to it.
Aleks pained the bookshelf backwards
Yall never fail to make me laugh
When they're playing with the guns just close your eyes and listen lol
I laughed way too hard at this
“You got some discharge on me dude”
i've got some discharge as well after seeing aleks covered in that splooge
5:37 i’m so uncomfortable i had to turn my volume down
James and Aleks porn, exactly what i was hoping for XD
I love cowchop
Greenscreen outros are the way to go
*picking out all the berries from captain crunch* “you are the worst. you are just the absolutely worst.”
LOL this episode was great all the sploogeing going on
I don't know what this is like sober yet but this is hella funny to watch drunk.
I'm hungover now, It's just as funny
i've never laughed so hard in my life.
James, you have great taste in cereal.
I can already see the james and aleks splatoon fan-fiction ;)
I would actually high key use that bowl it’s kinda genius
I like to think that Brett always types in all caps
Ok, I saw Markiplier in the title and then wondered when he would be mentioned/involved, then James brought out that last gift and I started to slowly understand before it was even opened.