I like how as the years go by, José gets more and more savage towards Peanut and effectively starts getting even with all the jokes and insults he's been given over time.
Jose is my favourite character and has a witty comeback for Peanut's rudeness. Peanut and Jose are a great double act for a ventriloquist creation. I only recently came across Jeff and his work and I LOVE it. I wish there was more with Achmed and his son AJ too and another video of all the characters in a sketch. Keep up the witty work, Jeff and your twins are cute.
I love Peanut & Jose! They were Savage in this one! Jeff-fa-fa, you are BRILLIANT!!! I had to pause twice to catch my breath. My sides hurt! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff: "So Ruben how do you spray the bad guys?" Jose: "Well..." Peanut: "Ehh...This is a family show" Me: "yet you curse all the time so what difference does it make Peanut? That is what i thought:)"
its crazy how smoothly he goes from one to the other to the other, and even the movements while talking as someone else.. he would be using jose talking with him but u see peanut moving casually... u almost get suckered in thinking they are real lol
I love how peanut nods his head that he accepts the fact Jose doesn't have his back when he gets into trouble and he will be a terrible sidekick and do nothing 3:31
So Ruben, are you a fan of Batman and Robin? No. Then why are you dressed like this? Sénor Peanut put these clothes on me. I could not stop him. Why couldn't you stop him? He doesn't have any ARMS! That's funny Shit right there.
Ruben:I Wanted to dress as an ugly whore Bathurst: Why didn't you? Ruben: I couldn't find a mask that looks like your sister me: HOLY SHIT HAHAHA HAHAHA #Savage #ThugLife
This is the funniest bit from Jose I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's the first time I've ever heard Jeff tell Jose to cut it out typically that's for peanut but damn Jose's got some skill now
Jose has the BEST comebacks!!
Ikr
when I heard the name Reuben I almost cried because it made me think of Reuben from minecraft story mode :'(
+Olivia Kuykendall ikr
WHO'S THE PIÑATA NOW BITCH
Omg yes like ask you mother or I couldn't find a mask that looked like your sister he is so hilarious
I LOVE HOW THE PUPPETS ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT THEYRE PUPPETS BUT AT THE SAME TIME THEYRE THEIR OWN SEPARATE BEINGS
That's why they are memorable.
Isaias Olivares It really does feel like they have a mind/life of their Own which is why Jeff is sooooooo darn good at His Career :3
Isaias Olivares
"Why didn't you say pepperspray?"
"You cannot say that without moving your lips."
Isaias Olivares I know right
Jeff: "Why didn't you say pepper spray?"
José: "You cannot say that without moving your lips."
That's just a joke. He could say that. Just use substitutions like he always does.
Stupid shit joke -.-
Igor the Moose I can
Sad part is that it’s completely true.
I don't get it
1:20- Jose: I wanted to dress as something that gave me nightmares.
Peanut: Like a big plate of nachos? 😆
Elizabeth Alvarado on a steek
Jose: No I wanted to dress like an ugly whore
Peanut: Why didn't you
Jose: I couldn't find a mask that looks like your sister
Matthew Short Me: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or border patrol? 😆😆
Ever hear of a missed opportunity, Jeff-fa-fa?
HEY!
"Who's the piñata now, beetch?" LMAO!
He got lots of hits
That was SAVAGE! And hilarious!
Dustin Nunn bitch*
3:40
Thx we saw the video too
Jose:"I just laugh,and then I post it on UA-cam,it gets lots of views,who is the piñata now?" savage
Oh heck yeah I was laughing so hard I think peanut could turn into a roasted peanut
"Who's the piñata now, bitch?"
😆😆😆😆😆
"BEETCH"
ITS ACTUALLY HE GETS LOTS OF HITS
"So many HITS. Who's the piñata now, b*tch?" 😂😂
............you son of a biscuit.
I love Jose
Never ever retire this comedic duo. They are hilarious with Jose having the best comebacks and roasts on peanut
This aged badly if you watched Beside Myself on Netflix
Nothing like a roasted peanut.
Jose is savage
On a stick.
yes
RUBEN!
#savagejose
XD wtf
#savageruben
Jeff: Why can't you drive a car?
Peanut: Oh, that would be stick on stick. Aaaand, that's illegal in some states.
Does that mean it would be gay for jose to shift gears in the car???
@@struglemufin174 Technically, yeah
@@aticowico I thought he meant like stick on stick violence
That was clever.
I just now got that
I could not find a mask that looks like your sister. LOL!!!!
No siester
+Eric Monaco (The Unstable Fan) Oh, yeah, that's right.
L.O.L
On a stick
Thanks
"He's not Batnut he is Captain A-Hole" XD
Buraun lol
Buraun lol
Ooah Ooah.
Love that line
oh so he is Batman HEYOHHHHHHH!!!!
I like how as the years go by, José gets more and more savage towards Peanut and effectively starts getting even with all the jokes and insults he's been given over time.
"how may I help you non citizen"?
omg peanut you just had to go their.
Cristian Luna well say goodbye to josé because trump got into office
Cristian Luna no, it's, José: "How may I help you citizen?" Peanut: "Excellent question, non-citizen."
There*
Cristian Luna isn't súperman a non citizen too? He is an alíen😂
I just realized that 😂😂😂😂😂
rubin's not a sidekick he's a sidestick
Good one! Haha
no, he's just a side
Nope he's a side show
Lol
+ Andrew Lopez careful he'll hit you with his stick
I love how José's facial expression is always *slightly* depressed/peeved looking
Jose: I know someone else who has cheese up their ass..."
Peanut: "Yeah? who?"
Jose: "Ask your mother!"
OHHHHHH BUUUURRRRNNNN!!!!
"Burn" Get it? Get it? Cause he's a Jalepeño.
Roasted
Angra Mainyu I don't get this joke. Explain please
Kyle 96 Cheese-Cum
Get wrecked 👌
Jose is the absolute BOMB.
"You cannot say that without moving your lips."
This is a reason why Jeff Dunham is my #1 favorite comedian.
0:59 I lost it when peanut laugh 🤣🤣
I love how he breaks up there arguments like they really are two different people😂😂😂 I love Jeff 😂💕
I love Jose's comebacks. He's so amazing
"I couldn't find a mask that looks like your sister"
got me laughing.
This is the funniest shit I've seen all day XD
On a stick ~
Ryan's Daily Entertainment "
deep fried and cheese up its ass!
Ryan Griffon i sooo much do agree with ya dude
That "i could not find a mask that looks like your sister" quote is one of the best roasts i have EVER heard.
1:38 ohhhhhhh batnut got burnnnnned
Who’s a Pianta now bitch ):D
Eeeeeeerrrrreeeererrrrr
Jeff: How do you spray the bad guy?
Josè: Well
Peanut: AAAH This is a family show.
Sure it is
He uses his stick ;)
I love how you make your characters come to life! I just admire your talent! It’s amazing!
I love these!!!!!! They both got OWNED
That's exactly why this works, they all get dumped on.
How can you laugh without people seeing? Ventriloquists like Jeff have mad skill
There are no ventriloquists like Jeff! He's the best there ever was!
Jeff: Have you ever been a sidekick before?
Peanut: No but he has been a Side-Dish!
Me: *faints of laughter*
Peanut: Get It a Side-Dish
With cheese for your mother.
spartin001full ALRIGHT!!!
So look, a sidekick is there in case the superhero gets into trouble!
@@AaronCS7 Jose: Sí
@@HotSpringDemon What do you do if Batnut gets beat up?
Jose at 2:51 is trying to break the fourth wall of ventriloquist
Jose is my favourite character and has a witty comeback for Peanut's rudeness. Peanut and Jose are a great double act for a ventriloquist creation. I only recently came across Jeff and his work and I LOVE it. I wish there was more with Achmed and his son AJ too and another video of all the characters in a sketch. Keep up the witty work, Jeff and your twins are cute.
3:28-3:42. (Corrected my fave time gap)
I CAN'T FRIKIN' BREATHE THROUGH THIS!! I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD!! XD
Super whatever gamin', LOL
FRIKIN
Same I love these me and my brother love achmed the dead terist
Peanut and team sidekick Jose Jalapeño
Super whatever gamin' bj,l
2:06 “ask your mother”
😂😂😂 Oh damn it Jose got him back really good.
José just straight up roasted peanuts sister 😂
Jose: Who's the penyata now ******
Still waiting for that youtube vid.
Pinata*
*Pinata
1:07 *Jeff just casually shaking peanut* 😆
Ruben: He is not barnut he is captain a hole
Batnut: *HEY!!!!*
Ruben: Ooa ooa
Me:*DEAD* 🤣😂
I love Peanut & Jose!
They were Savage in this one!
Jeff-fa-fa, you are BRILLIANT!!!
I had to pause twice to catch my breath. My sides hurt!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that Peanut insults Jose but Jose has the best comebacks ever!
Jose can be a complete SAVAGE sometimes. I LOVE IT! PEANUT IS THE BEST!
I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT JEFF DUNHAM DOES THEY ARE SUPER DUPER FUNNY
Omg, José truly got the best comebacks. XD
But Peanut is probably picking on him so much that he has learned it the hard way!
1:35 Now Jeff needs a puppet that is Peanut’s sister
What Da Heck?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:09 oof sounds like my actual genuine laugh that only my friends know😂😂😂
1:47 I love how Jose Laughs! "CAH CAH"
sadly i never hears Jose laugh
:((((
"WHO'S THE PINATA NOW B****?"
DAMN!
3:40 to 3:43
The stick jokes never get old.
Jose:’’I wanted to dress like a ugly ***** ‘’
Peanut’’why didn’t you?’’
Jose:‘’I couldn’t find a mask of your sister’’
1:30
I would have liked the"sidekick" to be the"sidestick"
EnderMissile eyyy my man!
"Why don't you ask your mother"
😂😂😂😂
Jeff: "So Ruben how do you spray the bad guys?"
Jose: "Well..."
Peanut: "Ehh...This is a family show"
Me: "yet you curse all the time so what difference does it make Peanut? That is what i thought:)"
its crazy how smoothly he goes from one to the other to the other, and even the movements while talking as someone else.. he would be using jose talking with him but u see peanut moving casually... u almost get suckered in thinking they are real lol
Peanut got owned lol
"*What happens when batnut gets beat up? I laugh at him*"
Me: *laughs very hard*
Who's the pinata now bitch?
mystery person195 that's funny as hell🤣🤣🤣
Jose the Jalapeño on a Stick spits more fire than any other Jalapeño! 🤣
This was by far one of the greates birthday presents ive ever gotten! It took me a full 2 years to realize that. Thanks Jeff
Jose "he gets lots of hits, who's the pinata now bitch?" I'm using that 😂😂
You can not say that with out moving your lip!!!!LOL😂
Peanut's laugh attacks are the best part of his "act". That little purple dude is awesome.
Jose Jalapeno truly has great comebacks
No matter how many times I watch this I can't stop laughing
I always forget they are actually puppets for a minute
I love how he laughs so hard at his own joke and sometimes has issues continuing cause he laughs at them
Jose at 3:40 about batnut being a piñata
I swear the roasts he has about peanut are the best
"Who's the piñata now, bitch?" LOL XD
I love how peanut nods his head that he accepts the fact Jose doesn't have his back when he gets into trouble and he will be a terrible sidekick and do nothing 3:31
In the future people won't understand the stick on stick joke and how it's illegal in some states.
I got it
Crystal Chisholm I meant far future...like 3016 or some shit like that.
Stick on stick might be illegal in other countries
I don't get it
+Lucas McKay01 ah
Jeff:So u dont even drive a car
Peanut:Nope because that would be stick on stick and thts illegal in some states
Me:XD
I love Jose so much, he's got the most lava hot comebacks
Jose: I know someone else. wear cheese up their ass. Peanut: Yeah who? Jose: Ask your mother. 2:03
josè is giving as good as he getting now
"With cheese for your mother"
Almost killed me.
I love Batnut and Ruben!
I love you 🌷😍
Love how peanut makes fun of his best friend jose. Then Jose come back and roasts peanut so funny.
So Ruben, are you a fan of Batman and Robin?
No.
Then why are you dressed like this?
Sénor Peanut put these clothes on me.
I could not stop him.
Why couldn't you stop him?
He doesn't have any ARMS!
That's funny Shit right there.
I read this as they said it.
José: He is not Batman, he is Captain A-hole.
Peanut: Hey!
José: Oua Oua.
I loved how Peanut was laughing so hard he had to lean on Jeff!
Brilliant move on Jeff's part! Too funny!
Jose: I wanted dress as something they gave me nightmare
I love when Peanut and Jose go at each other,, Lmfao 😂🤣😂🤣
Hahaha these two are hilarious!!ooooh I especially love Jose's burns hahaha!
This is the reason why my fav character is Jose: *He’s a roaster and he knows it*
*on a stick*
3:32 I love how Peanut agrees with Jose
I absolutely love how Peanut laughs. (:
"he's not batnut, he's captain a hole"
Peanut stares at José
"Hey"
"Ooah ooah"
😂🤣😅
🤣🐽🤣🐽🤣🐽
the CHA CHA CHAAAAS
if you mix him with bad guacomole he can give you the cha cha chaas. hahahaha
omg I died
Ruben:he's not Batnut he's Captain A-Hole
BatNut: HEY!!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT LMAO!!!!
Ruben:I Wanted to dress as an ugly whore
Bathurst: Why didn't you?
Ruben: I couldn't find a mask that looks like your sister
me: HOLY SHIT HAHAHA HAHAHA #Savage #ThugLife
HEY! ha ha.. JERK
This is the funniest bit from Jose I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's the first time I've ever heard Jeff tell Jose to cut it out typically that's for peanut but damn Jose's got some skill now
3:30 I just laugh....and then I put the video on youtube...it gets lots of hits...who's the piñata now B**CH?
Me: OMG SAVAGE SIDESTICK XD
This guy is a genius he can make different voices without hardly moving hes lips. 👍
I love the way he makes peanut laugh at 1:00
1:38 peanut face is priceless lol 😂
2:25 Ooh Ooh!
You mean "sidestick"?
Mr. Paperjam
nah, he's a side-dish
GET IT A SIDE DISH 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Peanut is my spirit animal!
3:30
Best line of jose.
I love watching videos of a person going further into insanity, by talking to himself with puppets.
Jose is truly a jalapeño. He gives the best burns
At some point we stopped trying to notice Jeff's lips, and just enjoy the little guy's performance 😂😆
Jeff Dunham's the greatest to do this ! Hats off !!
GET IT A SIDE DISH!!!!
with cheese for you mother XD
1:14 I WISH I could say this to my brother but my dad would kill me! 🤣
I always thought jeff can speak all words without moving his lips. 😆