CMV: The 12 Pains of Christmas

Dedicated to Ralphie (who I think will be quite pleased to see a few of his Misfits here), Jiminy Cricket, Princess Rapunzel, Fiver&Heather's Channel, and others.
As wonderful a holiday as Christmas is, it's not all fun and games. In fact, sometimes it CAN be very headache inducing and my friends are here to count the ways for you.
Song: 12 Pains of Christmas
I own nothing.