him losing his insanity over peppa pig and saying shit like "this random bing bing wahoo platformer is WAYYYY BETTER than peppa pig" is reminding me of that one tweet that was like "random baby watching paw patrol: goo goo gaga me: tbh paw patrol is kinda mid have you heard of jojo's bizarre adventure"
To me, adults who don't have kids, don't care for kids nor spend time with kids, ranting about kids' media will never not be funny to me. I refer you to a 90-minute tirade on the newest Thomas & Friends series that isn't that good nor I don't really care for. Also: "losing his Insanity"? Peppa made him Sane? She would make me lose my Sanity.
@@QJ89 I think the biggest issue here is that guys like these don't have the slightest semblance of self awareness, media literacy, and general maturity to talk about toddler stuff without sounding unhinged.
Richard Ridings the guy who voices Daddy Pig in Peppa Pig is absolutely goated as he also voiced the Sarge in Quake III Arena, The Mentor in Dungeon Keeper 1 & 2, and Miqol in Xenoblade Chronicles.
Lubba from Super Mario Galaxy 2. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He's round, rants about Peppa Pig, and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females...
I love how he brings up mental illness as a downturn and then put Camilla on Nr.1, a deeply disturbed bloodthirsty warrior that slays people with an axe without mercy
Caddy has legitimate reasons for hating the Peppa Pig show. He critiques things such as the crude designs, the redundant narration and the bratty behaviour of some of the characters.
great stuff. i recommend if you do a follow up video , his rare rant and his super mario logan rant. the internet archive has most of his videos archived.
Having watched the full Peppa Pig rant, there's some serious irony in seeing this man go off about how he hates edutainment games for half an hour only for it to end on a black screen with misspelled text. Also man the Proxi disrespect he throws in, convinced he didn't even play Hyrule Warriors from the way he talked about her 💀
The moment I heard Outright Games brought up, I realised that I've played one of their titles: 'Justice League: Cosmic Chaos.' It is a mid game, but it proves that OG don't just make Switch shovelware geared towards little kids.
Imagine developing a game for young children to learn about friendship and geography through Peppa Pig. You think it’s just a cute harmless game you made to help children learn, without any trouble or controversy. Then you go online and see a 28 year old manchild screaming about how horrible it is, solely because it’s educational and doesn’t compare to the masterpieces of storytelling that is Sonic Adventure 2 and High School Simulator.
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 oh god. I hate how I would have his hair from time to time. It’s just a 1/2 buzz cut for my entire head and I hate how it looks just like his
Good lord the way this mf talks about Toph and Futaba genuinely made me uncomfortable but it shouldn't be a surprise considering he looks like the stereotypical Discord mod. He's just missing the fedora.
Aren't these characters like... Preteens? Did this guy really put minors as "wifus"?? I would understand if he was a teenager or whatever, BUT HE LOOKS TO BE AT LEAST 30 YEARS OLD!!!
I'm not the type of guy who likes to equate people that simp over fictional underage characters to actual "PDF files" and whatnot, but the fact that SonicSegaGamer kept saying things like "If she were real, I'd treat her right" and that he is or at least was friends with and frequently talked with children on VRChat is *VERY* cringy, weird, creepy, and concerning.
Misty is already disturbing enough… but Toph? I’m pretty sure she’s not even 15 years old! Wow, and I used to feel weird for liking Miriam from Bloodstained a lot (she’s physically 18 but chronologically 28 due to a curse induced coma). Bro. At least use the image of her as an adult in the season 1 flashback in Korra. EDIT: 46:10 As a fellow Camilla enjoyer (although Female Byleth Eisner is my favorite in Fire Emblem)… yes Camilla is insane. This guy clearly ignored Camilla’s insane threats when fought in the Revelations Route. Basically she wants to critically injure you to keep you from running away again.
i like to think that sonicsegagamer classifies mortal kombat under "family friendly" because his only exposure to the series was the watered down snes port of mk1 and the 90s mortal kombat kartoon
12:49 I mean to be fair, Smash Bros sorta has everything in it now, albeit to varying degrees of relevance. They've got stuff like Metal Gear, Bayonetta, Doom and No More Heroes Mii Costumes, Monster Hunter boss and costume, Warframe spirits, indie representation with your Cupheads and Undertales and Shovel Knights, etc. That's a pretty wide range. I'm reminded of that one Toy Story meme where Woody and Buzz discuss their taste in rap and it ends in both of them looking worse off for it, because who cares as long as you're paying your bills and taxes?
You can tell this dude knows nothing about Bleach (the manga or the anime). Not only does he pronounce 'Kuchiki' and 'Orihime' incorrectly, he also apparently doesn't know what soul reapers are. Its like putting Goku on a 'top 10 strongest anime characters' list, without knowing what a Saiyan is.
Futaba is my favourite character in the game (obviously) but pretty much every time I hear somebody else talk about why they like her, I end up with my head in my hands.
From my observations of this guy hes got something wrong with him he stopped mentally developing probably around his teenage years which is why hes so emotional still.He clearly needs a therapist but his behavior is unacceptable.If one of these kids parents see these videos of his their going to get an investigation on him and get the police involved.
This guy really called a 12 year old blind kid “hot” His head looks like a damn raisin. Idk why it’s so wrinkly like wtf. His head probably jiggles everytime he walks.
I like the comment about guys like SSG having a limited “video game diet”, it’s pretty much a perfect way to describe it. Good ol’ fashioned mascot platformers are very fun, yeah, but for an adult, it’s like eating candy. Tastes delicious, but has no nutritional value. SSG behaves and speaks way far below his age, and I can’t help but think that refusing to branch out and experience nuanced media (even outside the medium of games) is a big contributing factor. I’m a big Gamer(tm) myself, but man I can only play babby game for so long before getting bored and wanting something with more “oomph” yknow? Like Lobotomy Corporation. Play Lobotomy Corporation, it good
Eh sometimes a person just wants to be comfortable playing games, so I say they can play what they want and they shouldn't have to worry about people implying they're immature or incomplete because of it. It's not ACTUAL nutrition one way or the other, it's just spending time between actual real life tasks. I'd sooner blame his parents for never encouraging him to mature or talk to people his own age, or rein in his temper.
I think it's more about the response than the games themselves. If every game you like is just because it's 'cool' or 'awesome' whether it's Mario 64 or Dark Souls then it's clear you're engaging with it at an incredibly surface level. Granted, you probably need to branch out to gain the eloquence to break from such surface level observations, but I don't think it's a direct symptom. I also just resent the idea that any particular genre can inherently lack nuance just because it's also enjoyed by children and man-children.
Personally I stick to games like that because they’re simple and I have conditions like ADHD and OCD that make the complicated stuff kind of a headache to play, and why would I force myself to play a game that causes me discomfort? I can still get more “adult” media from movies and shows, so personally I don’t see just playing the “kiddy” (one of my favourite games is Celeste, it’s simple enough gameplay wise but I wouldn’t call it kiddy) stuff as an issue, but I get that I’m an unusual case. However, what is an issue is not having the self awareness that you’re only experiencing a fraction of what gaming has to offer, like don’t pretend that you can make effective comparisons to other games or that you have a good grasp on what makes a “good game” if there’s so many kinds of games you’ve never explored. I get that no one’s intention was to shame me or other people for playing what we like, I just wanted to point out the distinction that you can play whatever you want, just don’t pretend you’re a well-rounded gamer if you’ve only stuck in one niche, and that goes for the kind of people that only play the big new AAA shooters as well!
This guy is giant 7 year old perpetually stuck in middle school. Also, I love Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, and Angry Joe; but the amount of angry manchild rant channels they inspired makes me almost regret their very existence. Because of them we inadvertently got this guy, DED6, Tomatoa Gaming DA, Mr Enter, Spax3, ETC.
I laughed pretty hard at your “anniversary with Rouge the Bat” joke Also, I would have noted that Azula (who he brought up) is 14 and Amy is 12. I also find it notable that he criticizes Azula for being mentally unwell but is fine with Camilla being that (though he made an excuse for the latter)
Like, yeah, I don't like Peppa Pig either because for me the show doesn't respect their audience enough for them to understand what's happening without a narrator describing each character's action after five seconds, which gets really annoying and makes it seem like the show doesn't see their audience as smart enough. I know it's for toddles but even toddles deserve a less boring show that treats them like brainless fetuses. But at the same time.... This guy is just insane! Even I don't have that level of anger for this show!
Between Peppa Pig, Boohbahs, and Caillou, I'm convinced that any country that has British royalty on their money should be forbidden by international treaty from making children's television
But Caillou isn’t British, it’s Canadian. Also, there’s lots of other, better British shows for children such as Thomas & Friends, Bob the Builder (1999), Kipper the Dog, Paddington Bear, Wallace & Gromit, Postman Pat, The Adventures of Spot, etc.
Literally what is with these kinds of UA-camrs and simping over characters who are like 10 years old. And no, it’s not autism. I’m on the spectrum and yes, I will admit I get heavily attached to fictional characters. It’s pretty common with people on the spectrum. But I’ve never found child characters attractive. None of my autistic friends find them attractive. That shit is weird. Also, furries are humanoid. It’s natural to be attracted to humanoids. It’s basically the same thing as tetraphilia (attraction to monsters). In fact, the vast majority of the nsfw side of the furry fandom are against attraction to normal animals. What’s not natural is being attracted to characters who are kids or non-anthro animals. Btw Amy from Sonic is 12. So go ahead and add her to the list of kids he likes lol
Glad you brought up the autism part, I’m also on the spectrum and got some WEIRD crushes but none of them have been minors, unless when I was a minor myself. My theory is that something else went wrong with their development where they think this behavior is ok, or they “age up” the character in their mind so therefore it’s fine.
3:58 Its also really strange how he's telling kids not to watch his video because he yells and swears and whatnot, despite the fact that he LITERALLY does the same exact thing that he does in the video to children online.
The way this dude talks about waifus is just male feminist talk. “I would treat her right, and every man treats her so bad. I like her cause of how she looks. I don’t care about their traits or ages. I think they’re hot!” Major red flags all over his stuffed chipmunk cheeks
That's more nice guy than male feminist/pick me guys, a "pick me" would make things more political by saying shit about issues the crush talks about or whatever that the male feminist thinks the lady they're after likes to hear, or back up anything their crush says in a confrontation in hopes of impressing them. His points are more in line with the "I'm a nice guy, I totally treat girls right for no ulterior motive" school of creepdom.
41:06 so this one ain't ok for this guy because of her age, that clearly didn't stop him with the rest but I guess this is the only one he did true research on either that or something worst he even said Toph was 12 on the thumbnail and that didn't stop him, so he probably knows what he's doing.
Deadwing announced that the channel was gone in his last stream, but has been said to have another channel where SSG roleplays as this wrestling character. He also did it in VR
Ah yes, Camilla, one of the worst Fire Emblem characters who also happens to be insane, is this guy's top "waifu", despite him earlier saying mental illness being a con. Not to mention half of his waifus being, like, 10 years old.
I'm pretty sure Rosalina doesn't have a love interest because it's implied she didn't and doesn't need to have one. Like she's the type to be more focused on her responsibilities than getting into a relationship. Now here's the question, what about Pauline?
I understand if you don't want to get too graphic in a video, but his refusal to even say "breasts" paints the image of someone who's very sexually repressed and doesn't know how to deal with it.
It always weirded me out but you put it into words, especially considering he can’t say breasts while making a list about all the (underage) anime girls he wants to do the nasty with.
He chose Futaba over Haru, Takemi, Sae and Kawakami 💀 He Chose Misty over Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy and Cynthia 💀💀 He Chose Rikku over Lulu and Tifa 🤦♂️🤦♂️ He Chose Rukia over Rangiku and Yoruichi 🤦♂️🤦♂️ He Chose an Female from Avatar in General 💀💀
If anyone likes those characters, that's fine, but why the hell would they wanna smash them over better and safer choices that are literally right there?
Ok that Misty thing when he said he wouldn’t take her bike trigger me so much for some reason. Ash did a lot of dumb choices in the first episode but taking the bike was not one of those. Ash and pikachu where about to be turned into ribbon.
And I thought my waifu list was weird. And the likes of Big Mom from One Piece and Opal from Pokemon are on that list. Also wtf you mean nobody talks about Rosalina? That's like saying nobody talks about Peach! Now Pauline? THAT'S an underrated Mario girl
I wouldn't say Pauline is underrated currently. If this was pre-Odyssey, then I'd understand, but nowadays, people are upset that she's in a Mario Party game over Diddy.
It was playing smash Bros while listening to this and it just occurred to me that this dude's hairline, skin above his eyes and eyebrows, and actually his entire face now that I think about it, just looks like Donkey Kong.
The difference between SonicSegaGamer's waifu video and Gutpill's top 10 hottest female sonic characters, is that there's a likely chance that Gutpill was joking the entire time. This dude's waifu video however, it's pretty obvious that he is being honest most of the time.
17:38 You know he's serious if he gets so mad that he has a stroke mid-rage Also, I'm getting into Persona 5 rn and the way he talks about Futaba? His Toph segment is significantly worse but still, just... *no.*
Is SonicSegaGamer also not the kind of guy who sees lesbians? On a more serious note, can we bring up the fact that SSG said he would love to have a "clone version" of Shilai (feel free to correct me on this, I know barely anything about Dragon Ball) as a waifu? SSG is saying that he wants to *create a clone* of that character *for the purpose* of being his girlfriend. How does he not think about how objectifying that is?
The psychotic chick from Fates he and likely others are thinking of is Peri lol. Also be happy he didn't put any of the child units from either that game or Awakening, that's all I'm saying.
It never occurred to him that the main reason he's not enjoying the Peppa Pig game isnt because the game is terrible, but because it was designed for 3 year olds. Not 28 year olds.
I talked to m64bros and asked him about thesonicsegagamer. He told me he stopped being friends with him because he kept trying to involve him in his dramas, like hanging out with 12 year olds and beefing with Teenboy2k7
@37:08 I wanted to actively throw up when I saw this bit. You can't even make the "maybe he's talking about them aged up" excuse, dude literally took a screenshot of her when she is cannonically a preteen and said that about said screenshot. And he thought it was a good idea to openly state this. Like no one would have a problem with it.
Also every time he yells about not spending 40 $ on a game madefor toddlers, I keep involuntarily yelling out "YOU DON'T BLOODY HAVE TO !!!" I just can't process that he is this mad about a game that he has no interest in buying existing, when no one is forcing him to buy it.
What a great video! So yeah, pretty much, that’s it. Thanks guys. That’s about it. Pretty much yeah. That’s all. Thanks a ton for reading guys. So yeah, pretty much that’s it. Okay see ya. Anyway, yeah. Like I said. That’s it. Oh and I’d treat you right and show you a good time 😉
Sure but at least it would have been a teenager instead of a child, like I get finding more mature looking teenagers attractive, but calling a 12 year old "hot" is crazy.
I'm only 9 minutes in so idk what else he says but i feel like this guys idea of a good peppa pig game is just a sonic frontiers peppa pig mod. You fight against Mr Potato or whatever tf his name is and you just hear "I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE"
She's one of the least worrying entries on the list considering there's characters that aren't even teens, especially how she talks about Toph being "hot".
him losing his insanity over peppa pig and saying shit like "this random bing bing wahoo platformer is WAYYYY BETTER than peppa pig" is reminding me of that one tweet that was like "random baby watching paw patrol: goo goo gaga
me: tbh paw patrol is kinda mid have you heard of jojo's bizarre adventure"
To me, adults who don't have kids, don't care for kids nor spend time with kids, ranting about kids' media will never not be funny to me. I refer you to a 90-minute tirade on the newest Thomas & Friends series that isn't that good nor I don't really care for.
Also: "losing his Insanity"? Peppa made him Sane? She would make me lose my Sanity.
@@QJ89 I think the biggest issue here is that guys like these don't have the slightest semblance of self awareness, media literacy, and general maturity to talk about toddler stuff without sounding unhinged.
@@QJ89 i agree, and that's coming from a fan of Thomas, it's really not that deep
@@QJ89 that’s what the British does to someone
Richard Ridings the guy who voices Daddy Pig in Peppa Pig is absolutely goated as he also voiced the Sarge in Quake III Arena, The Mentor in Dungeon Keeper 1 & 2, and Miqol in Xenoblade Chronicles.
This perfectly summarizes it: ua-cam.com/video/lPk_zyRKs1Q/v-deo.html
Sarge???
no way that’s so cool 😊
@@WeeWeeJumbo Yes he was the man who voiced him in Quake III Arena.
he's material for 1 of em"these all have the same va" videos people like to slop out.
as to say he has a varied cast list.
“Us BOYS like to play better games!” Is he actually a 10 year old from the 90s
well he is 28. So he was born in the 90s. His mental maturity must not have developed with his body over the years.
Lubba from Super Mario Galaxy 2. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He's round, rants about Peppa Pig, and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females...
If Lubba was real I’d show him a good time
@@henrynelson9301 yeah, if he were real in real life
I like em big, I like em chonkey
Grab yourself an orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen, because HERE WE GOOOO!!
Nice reference.
I love how he brings up mental illness as a downturn and then put Camilla on Nr.1, a deeply disturbed bloodthirsty warrior that slays people with an axe without mercy
@@calamitous_Calamitas Her jiggly things are big enough to make her an exception.
Let’s not forget he had STICKS as an honorable mention.
You know, someone who’s CANONICALLY a paranoid conspiracist?
Every time he says "I'd take her out, treat her with a good time" with that utterly smug grin... It sends chills
God tests his strongest users by sending his piggiest Peppas
"peppa pig's biggest hater"
*caddicarus would like know your location*
and strider also ig
Caddy has legitimate reasons for hating the Peppa Pig show.
He critiques things such as the crude designs, the redundant narration and the bratty behaviour of some of the characters.
@@patrinizer346 ye and so does strider
@@patrinizer346 this guy however…
🎵Peppa’s ribs🎵
great stuff. i recommend if you do a follow up video , his rare rant and his super mario logan rant.
the internet archive has most of his videos archived.
Thank you. And yes, I've seen the treasure trove of other videos he's made, and those two would be perfect for future videos.
You are going to be destroyed by my friends! Sonic, ultra sonic, shadow, mega man, lan hikari, joker!
@@snakevenomdrink Yeah? Well I got Goku to join the rant against you. So checkmate.
@@drstorm44goku is actually apart of my team! he is my BEST FRIEND and WILL NEVER betray THE SUPERMARIO FANDOM 2004 AND SONIC AND RAYMAN TOO
Having watched the full Peppa Pig rant, there's some serious irony in seeing this man go off about how he hates edutainment games for half an hour only for it to end on a black screen with misspelled text.
Also man the Proxi disrespect he throws in, convinced he didn't even play Hyrule Warriors from the way he talked about her 💀
Isn't Proxi also the name of the droid from The Force Unleashed games?
The moment I heard Outright Games brought up, I realised that I've played one of their titles: 'Justice League: Cosmic Chaos.' It is a mid game, but it proves that OG don't just make Switch shovelware geared towards little kids.
Imagine developing a game for young children to learn about friendship and geography through Peppa Pig. You think it’s just a cute harmless game you made to help children learn, without any trouble or controversy. Then you go online and see a 28 year old manchild screaming about how horrible it is, solely because it’s educational and doesn’t compare to the masterpieces of storytelling that is Sonic Adventure 2 and High School Simulator.
Ok but to be fair Sonic Adventure 2 is Shakespeare compared to Peppa Pig
Ironic he hates Peppa Pig but he looks like her dad. Also, he's what I imagine anime redditors to look like!
LMFAO
The hairline sits too close to the eyebrows for a Redditor, but I guess that at least that means he'll look normal once it starts receding.
nah, daddy pig looks like arnold shwarzenegger compared to him
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 oh god. I hate how I would have his hair from time to time. It’s just a 1/2 buzz cut for my entire head and I hate how it looks just like his
@@ginogatash4030 yeah..."normal". 💀
Good lord the way this mf talks about Toph and Futaba genuinely made me uncomfortable but it shouldn't be a surprise considering he looks like the stereotypical Discord mod. He's just missing the fedora.
Aren't these characters like... Preteens? Did this guy really put minors as "wifus"?? I would understand if he was a teenager or whatever, BUT HE LOOKS TO BE AT LEAST 30 YEARS OLD!!!
Most likely. And would you believe he constantly argues with children before he left the internet?
If he approached Toph she'd probably bury him alive and start insulting him and if he approached Futaba she'd have an autistic shutdown and run away
I'm not the type of guy who likes to equate people that simp over fictional underage characters to actual "PDF files" and whatnot, but the fact that SonicSegaGamer kept saying things like "If she were real, I'd treat her right" and that he is or at least was friends with and frequently talked with children on VRChat is *VERY* cringy, weird, creepy, and concerning.
Misty is already disturbing enough…
but Toph? I’m pretty sure she’s not even 15 years old!
Wow, and I used to feel weird for liking Miriam from Bloodstained a lot (she’s physically 18 but chronologically 28 due to a curse induced coma).
Bro. At least use the image of her as an adult in the season 1 flashback in Korra.
EDIT: 46:10 As a fellow Camilla enjoyer (although Female Byleth Eisner is my favorite in Fire Emblem)… yes Camilla is insane.
This guy clearly ignored Camilla’s insane threats when fought in the Revelations Route. Basically she wants to critically injure you to keep you from running away again.
Misty is younger than Toph.
@@mosshivenetwork117Thanks, I honestly didn’t know that.
@@mosshivenetwork117 I mean it's not like that makes it better.
@@Ars-Nova258 In the original Avatar show he is specifically talking about, she's 12.
i like to think that sonicsegagamer classifies mortal kombat under "family friendly" because his only exposure to the series was the watered down snes port of mk1 and the 90s mortal kombat kartoon
12:49 I mean to be fair, Smash Bros sorta has everything in it now, albeit to varying degrees of relevance. They've got stuff like Metal Gear, Bayonetta, Doom and No More Heroes Mii Costumes, Monster Hunter boss and costume, Warframe spirits, indie representation with your Cupheads and Undertales and Shovel Knights, etc. That's a pretty wide range. I'm reminded of that one Toy Story meme where Woody and Buzz discuss their taste in rap and it ends in both of them looking worse off for it, because who cares as long as you're paying your bills and taxes?
You can tell this dude knows nothing about Bleach (the manga or the anime).
Not only does he pronounce 'Kuchiki' and 'Orihime' incorrectly, he also apparently doesn't know what soul reapers are.
Its like putting Goku on a 'top 10 strongest anime characters' list, without knowing what a Saiyan is.
Futaba is my favourite character in the game (obviously) but pretty much every time I hear somebody else talk about why they like her, I end up with my head in my hands.
This is so real. Like i cant even describe it with how actually relatable it is
That SonicSegaGamer ain't right I tell you what.
Bruh. Bully is basically "child friendly" GTA, that was not for kids to play
From my observations of this guy hes got something wrong with him he stopped mentally developing probably around his teenage years which is why hes so emotional still.He clearly needs a therapist but his behavior is unacceptable.If one of these kids parents see these videos of his their going to get an investigation on him and get the police involved.
Look at he head.
I think “teenage years” is even going too far. It’s like he’s mentally stunted around the 8 year old mark.
the fucking top 10 waifu thing broke my mind and my spirit.
It made me lose my insanity
Optimus Prime is best waifu.
This guy really called a 12 year old blind kid “hot”
His head looks like a damn raisin. Idk why it’s so wrinkly like wtf. His head probably jiggles everytime he walks.
Take a shot every time he says: "wafiu", "I wish she was real" and "i would treat her better"
@@BigBlokeSeanyPops if you were to do that you would die from alcohol poisoning
It's just so weird seeing this dude compare an educational game made for toddlers to Mortal Kombat.
Also, would it hurt for him to make a script?
I like the comment about guys like SSG having a limited “video game diet”, it’s pretty much a perfect way to describe it.
Good ol’ fashioned mascot platformers are very fun, yeah, but for an adult, it’s like eating candy. Tastes delicious, but has no nutritional value. SSG behaves and speaks way far below his age, and I can’t help but think that refusing to branch out and experience nuanced media (even outside the medium of games) is a big contributing factor.
I’m a big Gamer(tm) myself, but man I can only play babby game for so long before getting bored and wanting something with more “oomph” yknow? Like Lobotomy Corporation. Play Lobotomy Corporation, it good
he should definately play games that challange your morality like hm2 or this war of mine, but knowing him he wouldn't get the message of those games
I really like LobCorp but I know for a damn fact if he played it the female characters are NOT escaping that waifu list 😭😭😭
Eh sometimes a person just wants to be comfortable playing games, so I say they can play what they want and they shouldn't have to worry about people implying they're immature or incomplete because of it. It's not ACTUAL nutrition one way or the other, it's just spending time between actual real life tasks. I'd sooner blame his parents for never encouraging him to mature or talk to people his own age, or rein in his temper.
I think it's more about the response than the games themselves. If every game you like is just because it's 'cool' or 'awesome' whether it's Mario 64 or Dark Souls then it's clear you're engaging with it at an incredibly surface level. Granted, you probably need to branch out to gain the eloquence to break from such surface level observations, but I don't think it's a direct symptom. I also just resent the idea that any particular genre can inherently lack nuance just because it's also enjoyed by children and man-children.
Personally I stick to games like that because they’re simple and I have conditions like ADHD and OCD that make the complicated stuff kind of a headache to play, and why would I force myself to play a game that causes me discomfort? I can still get more “adult” media from movies and shows, so personally I don’t see just playing the “kiddy” (one of my favourite games is Celeste, it’s simple enough gameplay wise but I wouldn’t call it kiddy) stuff as an issue, but I get that I’m an unusual case. However, what is an issue is not having the self awareness that you’re only experiencing a fraction of what gaming has to offer, like don’t pretend that you can make effective comparisons to other games or that you have a good grasp on what makes a “good game” if there’s so many kinds of games you’ve never explored. I get that no one’s intention was to shame me or other people for playing what we like, I just wanted to point out the distinction that you can play whatever you want, just don’t pretend you’re a well-rounded gamer if you’ve only stuck in one niche, and that goes for the kind of people that only play the big new AAA shooters as well!
This guy is giant 7 year old perpetually stuck in middle school. Also, I love Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, and Angry Joe; but the amount of angry manchild rant channels they inspired makes me almost regret their very existence. Because of them we inadvertently got this guy, DED6, Tomatoa Gaming DA, Mr Enter, Spax3, ETC.
I'm pretty sure DED6 and TamatoaGroomingDA were in the same group... which explains a LOT
Mr Enter got better tho
Ah yes, Sega, famous for coining the word "adventure" back during the creation of the universe.
I laughed pretty hard at your “anniversary with Rouge the Bat” joke
Also, I would have noted that Azula (who he brought up) is 14 and Amy is 12. I also find it notable that he criticizes Azula for being mentally unwell but is fine with Camilla being that (though he made an excuse for the latter)
"We don't play games that are childish." Yes, the mature game for real adults, Sonic Adventure 2.
Like, yeah, I don't like Peppa Pig either because for me the show doesn't respect their audience enough for them to understand what's happening without a narrator describing each character's action after five seconds, which gets really annoying and makes it seem like the show doesn't see their audience as smart enough.
I know it's for toddles but even toddles deserve a less boring show that treats them like brainless fetuses. But at the same time.... This guy is just insane! Even I don't have that level of anger for this show!
Between Peppa Pig, Boohbahs, and Caillou, I'm convinced that any country that has British royalty on their money should be forbidden by international treaty from making children's television
@@williamdrum9899 Bluey (from Australia): "Allow me to introduce myself."
But Caillou isn’t British, it’s Canadian. Also, there’s lots of other, better British shows for children such as Thomas & Friends, Bob the Builder (1999), Kipper the Dog, Paddington Bear, Wallace & Gromit, Postman Pat, The Adventures of Spot, etc.
It's so funny how as soon as "person 5" passed his lips i knew i just knew it was gonna be Futaba, just based on the rest of the list
we all know deep down that peppa is, in reality, his favorite waifu
Considering that half of the wafus list are minors.... Ok no, I'm not going to joke about that, she's literally a preschooler!
@@laraprisma6381
The other half are animals, so that gives it an even stronger basis.
If she were real, in real life, he'd treat her right, take her out sometimes, and basically just show her a good time.
Daddy Pig is best waifu
Bru this mf really getting riled up over a kids game…A KIDS GAME! 😭😭😭💀
Love that he has this assumption that he is expected in any way to buy, play, or care about the game for 4 year olds
Literally what is with these kinds of UA-camrs and simping over characters who are like 10 years old. And no, it’s not autism. I’m on the spectrum and yes, I will admit I get heavily attached to fictional characters. It’s pretty common with people on the spectrum. But I’ve never found child characters attractive. None of my autistic friends find them attractive. That shit is weird.
Also, furries are humanoid. It’s natural to be attracted to humanoids. It’s basically the same thing as tetraphilia (attraction to monsters). In fact, the vast majority of the nsfw side of the furry fandom are against attraction to normal animals. What’s not natural is being attracted to characters who are kids or non-anthro animals.
Btw Amy from Sonic is 12. So go ahead and add her to the list of kids he likes lol
I do find furries incredibly attractive, especially if female or a female n@zi.
Glad you brought up the autism part, I’m also on the spectrum and got some WEIRD crushes but none of them have been minors, unless when I was a minor myself. My theory is that something else went wrong with their development where they think this behavior is ok, or they “age up” the character in their mind so therefore it’s fine.
3:58 Its also really strange how he's telling kids not to watch his video because he yells and swears and whatnot, despite the fact that he LITERALLY does the same exact thing that he does in the video to children online.
I heard he has autism, which makes sense btw I also have autism and I also repeat myself and I also go on random tagents for no reasons
good video man. you torturing us with his stuff finally paid out and i'd watch it all over again.
Torture? I was treating you right and showing you a good time.
@@drstorm44 you got the "She's 12" reaction out of me from the waifu tierlist so ig thats worth something
@@sleepyraffi if only someone was recording that legendary moment...
@@drstorm44 truly that was hilarious i gotta say
"I would treat her to a good time" sonicsegagamer lol
The way this dude talks about waifus is just male feminist talk. “I would treat her right, and every man treats her so bad. I like her cause of how she looks. I don’t care about their traits or ages. I think they’re hot!”
Major red flags all over his stuffed chipmunk cheeks
That's more nice guy than male feminist/pick me guys, a "pick me" would make things more political by saying shit about issues the crush talks about or whatever that the male feminist thinks the lady they're after likes to hear, or back up anything their crush says in a confrontation in hopes of impressing them.
His points are more in line with the "I'm a nice guy, I totally treat girls right for no ulterior motive" school of creepdom.
@ Then you give him a girl and will be an abuser. He’s 100% one of those guys.
35:40 He doesn't want Azula because she's "crazy," yet SSG has big mental issues.
I think he should worry more about the character's AGE and not that she's crazy...
@@laraprisma6381 yeah, their ages never occurred to this guy
“She’s not my waifu cuz she’s crazy” said the man who shamelessly posted videos of him pretending to strangle children in VR Chat
he looks like if varg vikernes ate mcdonalds daily and hated tv shows instead of recording under burzum
He looks like Graham, the man designed to survive a car crash.
41:06 so this one ain't ok for this guy because of her age, that clearly didn't stop him with the rest but I guess this is the only one he did true research on either that or something worst he even said Toph was 12 on the thumbnail and that didn't stop him, so he probably knows what he's doing.
So.... Is he a non-apolagetic creep??
At this point I'm surprised he didn't say frick it and put her on the list anyway
I think the thumbnail was made by the re-uploader, not him
Okay so that's...
5 minors on the main list
3 in both honerable mentions
And 4 mentioned
This guy is absolutely diabolical.
Only 3 adult human woman 🥲
He would be perfect in the "super origami Kingdom" amongs sides DED6, astroboy, tamatoa gaming da, etc
What would his sona be?
@@GGchannel1025 I guess some Sonic recolor IDK
TheSonicSegaGamer is almost exactly the type of guy I'd picture browsing /v/ and /vg/ and glazing about Futaba 24/7 on Persona threads.
@@Rosalina102798 Do you genuinely believe he knows what 4Chan is or that he'd last there for longer than 10 minutes?
Deadwing announced that the channel was gone in his last stream, but has been said to have another channel where SSG roleplays as this wrestling character. He also did it in VR
This kid said "us boys" then mention Zelda, the title that happens to be a girl's name. So manly
Ah yes, Camilla, one of the worst Fire Emblem characters who also happens to be insane, is this guy's top "waifu", despite him earlier saying mental illness being a con. Not to mention half of his waifus being, like, 10 years old.
He Looks like his waifus are 10 💀
I'm pretty sure Rosalina doesn't have a love interest because it's implied she didn't and doesn't need to have one. Like she's the type to be more focused on her responsibilities than getting into a relationship.
Now here's the question, what about Pauline?
im completely distracted by this dude's forehead
how is it so small
At least the hairline will look normal when it starts receding I guess.
He screams like a football coach on a bad day. Or even better, that “Joe Swanson yelling at Sheen to take a shower” meme
I understand if you don't want to get too graphic in a video, but his refusal to even say "breasts" paints the image of someone who's very sexually repressed and doesn't know how to deal with it.
It always weirded me out but you put it into words, especially considering he can’t say breasts while making a list about all the (underage) anime girls he wants to do the nasty with.
17:39 would make a pretty good meme to be honest. It's quite relateable.
Yep
He chose Futaba over Haru, Takemi, Sae and Kawakami 💀
He Chose Misty over Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy and Cynthia 💀💀
He Chose Rikku over Lulu and Tifa 🤦♂️🤦♂️
He Chose Rukia over Rangiku and Yoruichi 🤦♂️🤦♂️
He Chose an Female from Avatar in General 💀💀
If anyone likes those characters, that's fine, but why the hell would they wanna smash them over better and safer choices that are literally right there?
@haydenboggs3271 ikr
Ok that Misty thing when he said he wouldn’t take her bike trigger me so much for some reason. Ash did a lot of dumb choices in the first episode but taking the bike was not one of those. Ash and pikachu where about to be turned into ribbon.
And I thought my waifu list was weird. And the likes of Big Mom from One Piece and Opal from Pokemon are on that list.
Also wtf you mean nobody talks about Rosalina? That's like saying nobody talks about Peach! Now Pauline? THAT'S an underrated Mario girl
Thank you!! Even though I'm more of a Daisy man, Pauline is so underrated. She has a seriously good singing voice 😊
I wouldn't say Pauline is underrated currently. If this was pre-Odyssey, then I'd understand, but nowadays, people are upset that she's in a Mario Party game over Diddy.
Wait you have a crush on Opal from pokemon?
I would love to show a person like this an actual adult show, Breaking Bad or something like that. Just to see how he’d react to it.
It was playing smash Bros while listening to this and it just occurred to me that this dude's hairline, skin above his eyes and eyebrows, and actually his entire face now that I think about it, just looks like Donkey Kong.
🤣 You're so right wtf
But does he expand his dong?
Nah don’t diss Donkey Kong like that. He may be an animal, but he’s a man who puts some serious effort into his appearance. This guy could never
God this guy is like that one dude that made that top 10 sonic females list
@@MidnaSimp I will not tolerate Guptil slander. That video is a legend of the internet.
It's like if that video was made by fat Jeffy instead of Ben Shapiro's long-lost good twin.
The difference between SonicSegaGamer's waifu video and Gutpill's top 10 hottest female sonic characters, is that there's a likely chance that Gutpill was joking the entire time. This dude's waifu video however, it's pretty obvious that he is being honest most of the time.
Love this video so much, I wanna treat it right and show it a good time
Rayman Origins is a goated game.
17:38 You know he's serious if he gets so mad that he has a stroke mid-rage
Also, I'm getting into Persona 5 rn and the way he talks about Futaba? His Toph segment is significantly worse but still, just... *no.*
31:58 to be fair, Broly is fucking terrifying compared to Ash
32:24-I should probably point out that Kale is probably a lesbian. If you've watched Dragonbal Super you know I'm not making that up out of pocket
It's never really made clear one way or the other, but it totally makes sense.
Is SonicSegaGamer also not the kind of guy who sees lesbians?
On a more serious note, can we bring up the fact that SSG said he would love to have a "clone version" of Shilai (feel free to correct me on this, I know barely anything about Dragon Ball) as a waifu? SSG is saying that he wants to *create a clone* of that character *for the purpose* of being his girlfriend. How does he not think about how objectifying that is?
his hairline built like a helmet
why does he use the entire ssbu opening movie 😭
Facts 😭
2:17 he looks like a chubby kid mixed with a discord mod.
He also always looks angry
He really does look like "Us boys, we play BETTER games!"
33:06 incorrect, my queer heart beats only for Zamasu
I think anyone else, no matter the gender or sexuality, is an infinitely better partner than this guy 😭
No way bro used the entire Smash Ultimate intro for his intro 😭
Holy shit is this where Badger ended up after Breaking Bad?
The guy's waifu list is just... questionable like why most of them are minors and not adults?
15:56 HIGH SCHOOL SIMULATOR BY UNITY MENTION❗️❗️❗️I PLAYED THAT SHIT SO MUCH AS A TEEN❗️❗️❗️
Caddicarus: "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary"
More like this sucks
When you sped up his video, it sounded like he was calling himself “Saucy Gamer”.
The psychotic chick from Fates he and likely others are thinking of is Peri lol. Also be happy he didn't put any of the child units from either that game or Awakening, that's all I'm saying.
It never occurred to him that the main reason he's not enjoying the Peppa Pig game isnt because the game is terrible, but because it was designed for 3 year olds. Not 28 year olds.
Where is this mans forehead?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh shit. Ya where is it? Instead of having his hair line disappearing it’s approaching!
I talked to m64bros and asked him about thesonicsegagamer. He told me he stopped being friends with him because he kept trying to involve him in his dramas, like hanging out with 12 year olds and beefing with Teenboy2k7
someone outta get chris hansen towards this mf for wanting to date toph and amy 💀
@32:00 I guess because Broly could kill him with just a single look whereas Ash could.....probably not.
@37:08
I wanted to actively throw up when I saw this bit.
You can't even make the "maybe he's talking about them aged up" excuse, dude literally took a screenshot of her when she is cannonically a preteen and said that about said screenshot.
And he thought it was a good idea to openly state this. Like no one would have a problem with it.
Also every time he yells about not spending 40 $ on a game madefor toddlers, I keep involuntarily yelling out "YOU DON'T BLOODY HAVE TO !!!"
I just can't process that he is this mad about a game that he has no interest in buying existing, when no one is forcing him to buy it.
Boy Caddicarus sure changed since I last saw him.
Peppa Pig: Stay down. Final warning.
TheSonicSegaGamer: I can do this all day.
What a great video! So yeah, pretty much, that’s it. Thanks guys. That’s about it. Pretty much yeah. That’s all. Thanks a ton for reading guys. So yeah, pretty much that’s it. Okay see ya. Anyway, yeah. Like I said. That’s it.
Oh and I’d treat you right and show you a good time 😉
Even if Azula was eligible for his list, she still would've been another minor
Sure but at least it would have been a teenager instead of a child, like I get finding more mature looking teenagers attractive, but calling a 12 year old "hot" is crazy.
He looks like his hairline height was set beyond the lowest level the character creator could allow
He doesn’t explain why those are his waifus he mostly says that he would treat them well
This dude looks like Coconuts from TAOSTH but without the alarm thing on his head
I'm only 9 minutes in so idk what else he says but i feel like this guys idea of a good peppa pig game is just a sonic frontiers peppa pig mod. You fight against Mr Potato or whatever tf his name is and you just hear "I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE"
We need a wingsVSboogie style boxing match between him and dogseatingdogs6
Dogs is like a scrawny british guy. I feel SonicG would snap him in half.
Why does his hairline almost start at his eyebrows
His critical thinking skills should tell you why.
Rukia in Bleach granted, she's a spirit who's over a hundred years, but she's supposed to be a 17 year old girl.. yikes..
She's one of the least worrying entries on the list considering there's characters that aren't even teens, especially how she talks about Toph being "hot".
Wah-yay! RAYMAN ORIGINS IS THE BG FOOTAGE!
I can do a moderately decent impression of this guy and it scares me
His growth hormone levels must be off the chart.
10:24 what is alvin blabbering on about?
This video almost broke my mind
How did I get here and so late 0-0 these guy are sick have a great day this guy is Weird