The Superman dive into the car fender just killed life for me. I've laughed more at the first two videos than I have in the past...what, 15 years? Epic.
I've laughed myself to tears with these skate videos. Thank you. And also thanks for not ruining them with bad music like a lot of people would have done.
SKA-TE3 is an anomalous entity resembling a middleweight, caucasian male. His anomalous properties manifest from his desire to skate, in which he frequently bends matter and space. The extreme of this ability is often shown in him phasing his body into the ground or a wall, then shooting himself out at very high speeds. While the idea of this is still undergoing research, it is believed that his own skateboard contains anomalous properties, as well, as he is often seen being able to attract it to his hand over large distances, even through walls.
When questioned of his desire to skate, SKA-TE3 did not respond, instead opting to immediately wedge himself into a crevice that is far too small for a human to fit into before launching himself through the opposite wall. Neither the crevice, wall, nor SKA-TE3 suffered any detectable damage.
How’s the lying working out for you, Tony? Lost a lot of income lately? Good. Stay in your lane and get out of the Pokemon community. If it wasn’t for you, anti-cheating would be much more highly respected, but now people associate legitimacy with your toxic witchhunts and toxic behavior (see: Jethrotex, Tamashii comments, etc) and thus permanently hurt that movement.
1:13 ITS THE LINE FROM HAPPY WHEELS!! 1:16 THIS IS SPARTAA!! 2:12 me too 6:15 LOOK, UP IN THE SKY! Boy: Its a Bird! Girl: Its a plane! Boy 2: wait.. No it's shopping cart
oh pkay, thanks tho, btw i attempted to do the superdude launch glitch and i coukdnt get it right so i ran outside and screamed and then came back in and i got it first try
2:17 and 5:27 Lucky for him he was wearing a helmet. 3:01 Man of Steel testing his new found power... FLYING! 5:51 Harry found the hidden magic wall than lead to the train.
2:50 when you cant find you fav skateboard so u have to use antother #relatable 1:35 when you try helping an elderly across the street #relatable 2:11 when you hide from ur parents but they find u #relatable 4:49 when a shopping cart falls from the sky #relatable 4:56 when you go shopping and have full cart but u see sprite #relatable 5:52 when u come back from Hogwarts #toatallyRelatable
5:53 *You're a wizard, Helix.*
I'm a whot? *runs into ramp*
Meet the Harry Poter
I laughed so Hardly omg
2:52 did he overdose on crack
Im a what?
The Superman dive into the car fender just killed life for me. I've laughed more at the first two videos than I have in the past...what, 15 years? Epic.
I've laughed myself to tears with these skate videos. Thank you. And also thanks for not ruining them with bad music like a lot of people would have done.
When I'm stuck in a rut I come back and watch this video and it makes me laugh everytime. The whole lot of them at that. Good show.
SKA-TE3 is an anomalous entity resembling a middleweight, caucasian male. His anomalous properties manifest from his desire to skate, in which he frequently bends matter and space. The extreme of this ability is often shown in him phasing his body into the ground or a wall, then shooting himself out at very high speeds. While the idea of this is still undergoing research, it is believed that his own skateboard contains anomalous properties, as well, as he is often seen being able to attract it to his hand over large distances, even through walls.
LOL DUDE scp. skate constant point
It is also notable that SKA-TE3 is impervious to harm, and cannot be killed.
The rag doll physics always get me
When questioned of his desire to skate, SKA-TE3 did not respond, instead opting to immediately wedge himself into a crevice that is far too small for a human to fit into before launching himself through the opposite wall. Neither the crevice, wall, nor SKA-TE3 suffered any detectable damage.
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3:02 - **Superman theme begins playing**
3:10 - **Superman theme ends abruptly**
@@Devourthebook15 **sad trombone**
6:11 This guy would be a *_boss_* at kickball.
you mean 6:13
@@ethanhickman2437 not sure you care and was prob sarcastic but that was 2 years ago lol I was young
plus that was a dumb correction I made
3:08 The hero we needed and definitely deserved
Ah yes. The car.
LOL 5:52 Harry Potter
I'm b
He even has a shopping cart
Harry Potter in reverse, he came from a magical place to a world of messy glitchy crap.
"*Platform 9 3/4*"
that duffel bag spins better than Tony Hawk
How’s the lying working out for you, Tony? Lost a lot of income lately? Good. Stay in your lane and get out of the Pokemon community. If it wasn’t for you, anti-cheating would be much more highly respected, but now people associate legitimacy with your toxic witchhunts and toxic behavior (see: Jethrotex, Tamashii comments, etc) and thus permanently hurt that movement.
5:52 It was his first time going to Hogwarts, but alas, some unpleasant person had placed a quarter-pipe on the platform! Poor skateboarder...
this is clearly not his first time at hogwarts
Whoever created this game is a fucking genius!
3:03 to 3:10.... absolutely amazing.
I lost it when he decided, "Screw it, I might as well do the Superman pose."
Man, I hope Black Box makes Skate 4 for next gen consoles, that would be awesome.
Great video, Helix!
Yes that would have been cool
there is going to be a skate 4
@@jotarokujo6198 when? its been 10 f*cking years since the third one
they said it themselves..
@@jotarokujo6198 not Black Box they don't exist anymore
4:01
This sequence almost broke me laughing all these Years later
(5:01) Man: Just gonna throw this table off the roof...
(5:03) Table: NOPE
CreepypastaMaster7 in Russia, the tables throw *you*
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at something on the internet.
Bravo.
2:20
So... a guy walks into a bar...
runs
Nice one
Smashed his head at 80 km running speed
I was laughing so hard during the first compilation. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! 😂
5:52 - Harry Potter and the tale of Platform Nine and Three Quarters
*Quarter pipe.
1:13 ITS THE LINE FROM HAPPY WHEELS!!
1:16 THIS IS SPARTAA!!
2:12 me too
6:15 LOOK, UP IN THE SKY! Boy: Its a Bird! Girl: Its a plane! Boy 2: wait.. No it's shopping cart
0:29 Imagine seeing this on your house cameras
I would immediately call the police before laughing my head off
I don't know how or why I still laugh at this 7 years later!😂
Because its funny
5:54 HEY MA! MA! I'm on platform 3 and a quarter and ready for Hogwarts
Ah, the good ol' Jacksepticeye hey ma, I respect you.
@@PersonaDoggo man don't remind me of how much i fucked up that Harry Potter reference hahaha
@@Marcus070304 Oh, my bad bro, lol!
These videos are the best thank you so much HAHAHAHA
keep laughing can't stop XD
Thanks!! :D
2:20 it was at this moment that he knew fucked up
1:46
Phone: You got mail
Me: where?
Phone: at you'r window
Me: ok
1:14 This part got me so good!😂
5:53 "So you just go into the wall with the trolley very fast! Are you ready Harry?"
2:20 - a man walks into a bar.
cheezemonkeyeater You copied A Small Dog
I laughed so hard I was crying!
3:01 I'M SUPERMAAAAAAAN!
3:10 roadkill.
Ghkh
2:17 gets me every time
Dudes climbing up and down the ramps remind me so much of Sonic'06... and the things coming up afterwards fill up the picture even more...
0:16 Thats what i call a "grasshopper".
for some reason that spinning trash can made me laugh SOOOO hard! XD
3:30 OMG I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING 😂
He isn’t defying the laws of physics, he IS the law of physics
And they said Skate 3 was unrealistic!
These episodes cheer me up.
5:53 Harry Potter, is that you?
The dumpster skating on a bag...............…GREAT IDEA
Big question. How do you do these glitches
+HelixSnake question is there a way to make it night time on skate 3?
oh pkay, thanks tho, btw i attempted to do the superdude launch glitch and i coukdnt get it right so i ran outside and screamed and then came back in and i got it first try
+HelixSnake bc that's my luck
+BigOldF150 You want to encounter glitches in Skate 3? It's Skate 3. The only step necessary to find glitches is to play.
+HelixSnake | Best Video Of Skate 3
This video is the most correct portrayal of my life that I have ever cone across.
I don't mind the ads... I don't mind the buffer...
But when the ads buffer, I suffer.
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I feel ya
/\/Ice one!
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unoriginal
simply you do the best skate 3 compilations ever, end of discussion
5:53 J.K. Rowling's inspiration.
The jackass theme would fit this perfectly
2:28 I told you to watch out for road
oh no, sir, thats the fifth shopping cart today you've made fly!
AND STOP BREAKING THE UNIVERSE JUST TO GET INTO MY HOUSE!
5:52 How'd he get to Platform 9 3/4? (Harry Potter fans, you know what I'm saying.)
I've never laughed so audibly to a video on youtube by myself in my life. thank you for making my week, Helixsnake.
5:55 is harry potter
5:04, Hey Da Vinci! Your invention worked!
1:16 R.i.p balls :(
Your youtube video looks really great. I will come again to see several more of them real soon.
5:52 Harry Potter?
O:58 thats the breakdancing bag of 2024
5:51 Platform 9 3/4
0:53 when your duffel bag does a wicked thirty-six hundred right then and there
HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE UNTIL THE INTERNET HAS BEEN AWARDED, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. *dies laughing*
5:52 Harry Potter!
WELCOME TO HOGWARTS BITCH!
Dude this is the gold stuff thanks for the good laugh :D
5:52 Harry potter 9 3/4
Superman: The Unseen Years
when he decided to start skateboarding.
5:52 platform 9 and 3/4?
Without music it makes this stuff so much beter hahahahaha.
my throat burns from laughing! good job bro.
do not mess with the shopping kart LOL
This is the silliest thing I ever seen
4:46 I see Bam taught you well.
that game is a solid 10/10 imo
0:54 When the music so good the boombox is dancing.
this video hurts...my stomach...im literally crying here with my lil bro. XD
Helix you just made my day better
good thing hes wearing a helmet XD
Wow 2 of your videos and I'm hooked I never knew how to glitch out
That wide shot at 1:09 made my day.
This is the uncanny valley of skateboard games. I love it. :D
1:11 That brings a new meaning to the term "crackhead".
i laughed so hard, I made weird, and also funny noises! and cried!
1:22 to 1:26 when you bang your funny bone too hard. 😂
Now I get it. this is the Real Smallville Files - Superman's awkward phase.
If the real world had this physics engine all contact sports would be about a million times more entertaining.
D: woaw...that profilepicture.....you really got me there
XD Lol i could watch is all day
@ 2:50 XD dem physics are perfect...
5:52 Harry Potter Momment.
"Hehe Im Harry potter!"
" TO GRIFFENDOR!"
*Bails into Quarter Pipe*
I am enjoying this far too much.
1:46
Yeah I got skills...
*kicks box*
*box flies*
*box lands on roof far away*
*shouts* WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!!!???
XD
2:17 and 5:27 Lucky for him he was wearing a helmet.
3:01 Man of Steel testing his new found power... FLYING!
5:51 Harry found the hidden magic wall than lead to the train.
“Bro where are you? We are supposed to leave now!”
“Bro don’t worry ill be there”
“How??”
Me: 2:50
two minutes in I couldn't breath!
lol to the max!
LOL This was actually really funny XD I was literally ROFL.
5:16 lol i got an infinity death glitch too, but it was on LEGO Star Wars 2, the Original Trilogy for the DS
4:46 "Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass"
that glitching granny killed me
2018 and it's still funny 😂
2:50 when you cant find you fav skateboard so u have to use antother
#relatable
1:35 when you try helping an elderly across the street
#relatable
2:11 when you hide from ur parents but they find u
#relatable
4:49 when a shopping cart falls from the sky
#relatable
4:56 when you go shopping and have full cart but u see sprite
#relatable
5:52 when u come back from Hogwarts
#toatallyRelatable
"It's important to never have a seizure when you're outside, otherwise you'll morph into the ground and be thrown into the air in a heap of meat."