Fanboy and Chum Chum: Spongebob and Patrick, but human children Sanjay & Craig: Spongebob and Patrick, but an Indian boy and a snake Breadwinners: Spongebob and Patrick, but "ducks" Originality!
At least give Spongebob and Patrick some credit, at least they look somewhat attractive to look at. Fanboy and Chum Chum make me want to go back in time and drown them as infants. Sanjay and Craig makes me want to strange Sanjay with Craig, then turn him in to a Snake Belt, and these two.. Well... I want to shove bread down their throat until they explode.
***** No, I mean like Camp Lazlo, Ed Edd n Eddy, etc. All three had different personalities, which makes good drama and storytelling. When you're show has just two protagonists who have the same personality, especially if that personality is "moron", you're fucked.
for 3 Musketeers don't forget: Redakai: Conquer the Kairu, Braceface, AAAHH!!! Real Monsters, My Dad the Rockstar, Mona the Vampire, Robotboy, Catscratch, We Bare Bears, etc.
Now I'm afraid Nickelodeon would make a show from an animation some kid made on the internet. You know, usually from a teenager and they usually do so called "memes". Or anything made by a little kid on the web.
+realitywarper93 And that has caused many female ducks' parts to corkscrew the opposite way so it's near impossible to enter them. Doesn't stop the drakes trying though.
Something else worth mentioning here: Eating nothing but bread would be _deadly_ to ducks. Bread is like junk food for birds, only worse. It has little to no nutritional value for them, is addictive, makes them feel full and thus less likely to go looking for real food and more likely to starve to death. Ducks prefer to eat water plants, insects and fish in real life. PSA: Don't feed ducks bread. What you can feed them includes grapes (though you have to cut them in half to prevent choking), cracked corn, barley, oats, birdseed, defrosted (but not necessarily cooked) frozen seeds and/or corn kernels and of course duck feed pellets.
So basically these two buttducks are a couple of drug dealing psychos. And this episode is pretty much about them trying to roofie and date rape another duck. Then again ducks are known to rape when mating so maybe it's not so surprising
The worse part is it can inspire people to give ducks bread. A another point, i didn't know it. Thank you. I will try to contact people to put warnings about this around lakes.
Here's a funny thing, my sister who is just started watching TV (toddler) watched an old episode of SpongeBob and laughed a bit. Showed he avatar and she was screaming and looked like she was having the time of her life.... I put on breadwinners? Nonstop crying once they started talking.... no idea why, she just did. I put avatar back on, completely fine.... I feel comfortable knowing my baby sibling knows quality when she sees it even as a young one :P
Believe it or not, in german, they changed the "My friend has a crush on you." to: "My friend wants to share his bed with you." Adds even more to the creepyness factor... '-'
+Elektro Shokk Personally I have no problem with animal characters that don't look like the animals they're supposed to be. I mean, look at Sonic the Hedgehog and friends. If Sonic's official name hadn't stated that he was a hedgehog, I wouldn't have known what he was supposed to be. The difference here, though, is that Sonic's creators actually put plenty of thought and effort into his design. And it shows. On the other hand, the Breadwinners character designs are just plain lazy.
For those who are too young to understand the pop culture reference at 2:49, it's a reference to the song "Jenny" (aka "867-5309") by Tommy Tutone, which was a big hit in the 1980s.
"Are you Jenny Quackles?" "Hope you like toast!" I will admit, that made me laugh a little. If the episode ended there, I would have liked that joke. THe immediate follow up line killed it though.
I think the original show was supposed to be a joke among friends, and when Nick asked them to make a full show, they came up from their bongs like "Wait, what? Duuuuude, you must be more high than I am. We're in!"
"Adults don't care what their kids watch, as long as they don't show kids a disabled or gay person." This is one of the greatest and most legit statement I've ever heard, this society in a nutshell. Cheers, man.
And yet modern Patrick is still shown to this day. How is this possible? People get all bent out of shape for a pony with cross eyes and a funny voice, but not that atomic bomb of utter stupidity? Honestly, if I really think about it, what about modern Spongebob? He's pretty close to being gay nowadays(and not just in the 'happy' term). Hell, he's even a psychopathic stalker in some of the episodes. He has been called out for homosexuality before by some groups, but he also is still on the air. Just what is Nick even thinking anymore?
Even Mr.Enter mentioned this, remember the SB-129 episode's scene they had to cut off entirely, because of an explosion, due to 9/11 being recent at the time? Kind of ridiculous, but NOOOOOO, so much suicidal and retardation mocking f*cks at Nickelodeon are ignored and is called a family network everyone can enjoy! Bullsh*t.
if buhdeuce and sway sway are adults, then jenny being at camp makes them appear to be predatory. if they're the same age as her, then the camp counselors that eventually kiss them can be assumed predatory, since i doubt they would be the same age as them and leading their peers. either way, its played for comedy and the implications are really disturbing.
Exactly. Now, about the "Kanker Sister" scene, while the "Kanker Sister" scenes in Ed, Edd n' Eddy are creepy enough, at least the Kankers are around the same age as the Eds. And then there's the scene from the South Park episode, Cartman Finds Love, where Cartman gets his own Kanker Sister. That fat, ugly girl is his age.
That's the thing. Kids under the age of 11 will watch ANYTHING, without regards to quality. How is this popular? Because kids don't care about quality. I grew up on cheap garbage, and whenever I go back to stuff that I found to be amazing as a kid, I usually end up hating it
Dogs R' US no, you're thinking of Madballs. They're about on the same level of idiocy and shit animation as this, though, so I wouldn't be surprised you confused them.
Watplr Pootis You're welcome. Breadwinners is going to burn off its last few episodes on the Nicktoons network, then the show will be over. Rabbids Invasion is doing the same. AAAAND, Sanjay and Craig isn't being picked up for a new season either, so Sanjay and Craig is going away too. How does all THAT make you feel?
Judging how far Nick has fallen recently, that one was probably for the better, tbch. I got a slightly pessimistic feeling that Adventure Time probably would've sucked big donkey balls under Nick's belt.
Hey, there's a Big Nate strip, where Nate talks about a poem he wrote to his crush, Jenny, that goes: "Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, you slay me like South Park's Kenny". That's better than Swaysway's song.
The irony was that the voice actor behind SwaySway is now voicing Tuxedo Mask for Viz Media's Sailor Moon in 2014. At least it was a definite improvement toward that Quackedo Mask.
For me, the saddest part is that the writer of this episode was actually a writer on Ned's Declassified. How the fuck does someone go from working on an awesome show to working on a show that is so terrible?
SodaBoy628 Pretty much every good writer is going to be involved in at least one episode of some shit show if they don't stick to a few shows exclusively.
To be fair, there were behind the scene tensions between Jennette McCurdy and Ariana Grande, not to mention the naked photos of Jennette McCurdy leaked online.
Well it's possible that SwaSway and Beduce (worst names ever) are jenny's age because their rivals are 15 and 11. But still this is the rape answer to One Course Meal
To paraphrase Roger Ebert, This show doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel, This show isn't the bottom of the barrel. This show isn't below the bottom of the barrels. This show doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.
+Steven Dolce NO! THEY NEED TO FALL INTO A VOLCANO FULL OF TOXIC WASTE AND SHARKS WITH POISONOUS CHAINSAWS WITH PIRANAS FOR BLADES THAT ARE EATING DYNAMITE FIRST!
I got a better idea: How about we have all of the current Nickelodeon cartoon characters get thrown in to Spongebob's world, only to slowly drown, as Patrick and Spongebob do terribly annoying things to them, only to also have Squidward suffer from something. No, too elaborate... Actually keep it like that, only to also have old Patrick and Spongebob appear out of a time vortex, and murder the present Patrick and Spongebob. That way, we have three cartoons obliterated in one swoop. And have a Spongebob who doesn't suck, and a Patrick who is just a lovable, charming idiot and not an asshole idiot.
Peridot Discord Cipher Okay uhh... Well... Old Spongebob locks Modern Spongebob in a dark, deep under the Earth dungeon and, hopefully making the Modern day Spongebob be good.
4:43 they didn't even do the joke properly, the correct use would be: Globe guy: did somebody say party! Unless the character is all about specifically zero-g dance parties, but that is stupid
I once passed by the TV and saw something in this show so disgusting. One of the characters used a fork to clean the inside of his butt, and after he was done, the camera zoomed in on what the fork looked like. Fucking disgusting....
That larger bird looks very similar to the main character in my comic strip, which I've been making for over five years. If my comic were copyrighted and I had a lawyer, I'd sue them.
i just realized something. Did you notice how the animation was almost perfectly synced to the music? i think it's to put you in a trance so you don't actually think about what you're watching
Hey do you guys wanna know another show that was also about ducks? A show called, evidentally, "Sitting Ducks" based on the book by Michael Bedard. The show is about a duck named bill who goes on the average life of a city born duck with his friends, including an alligator (which usually eats ducks) named, Aldo, three slackers named, Edy, Oly, and Wadle, and Bev the cafe manager. Bill and his friends get involved in pretty screwy situations that actually have some amusement to them as the characters themselves have charm. The jokes are good for the most part, the voice acting is solid, the animation is decent for computer-generation, and the music is down right catchy. The show has earned a 7.2/10 on IMDB, and even came to be one of my favorite animated shows as a kid. That show got cancelled unfortunetly, so we get to have this show instead! I'm just so glad to know that Satan has had a big influence on the media since 2005, Welcome to the thousand years of darkness, everyone!
Holy crap. I totally remember that show. I don't remember watching it a lot, but I do remember bits and pieces of it. And I remember the one commercial for it where Bill (I think) talked about what happens in the show and said, "Actually, we ducks do anything but sit....Who named this show anyway?"
It's funny. Sanjay and Craig fails because they think gross = funny. Fanboy and Chum Chum fails because they think random is funny. This Breadwinners fails because....I don't know what they're doing but they're failing. Invader Zim was vulgar, random, and sometimes even absurd, but they knew how to balance all of that to entertain and not insult someone's intelligence. And Nick canceled that, not even let it finish. It's even fucking successful in the merchandise department but they still won't bring it back?? They basically have Spongebob and Fairly Oddparents on life support, what other reason is there to watch Nick? Just Avatar and TMNT the way I see it. And I bet they'll cancel TMNT if that Michael Bay movie tanks.
Invader Zim was an AMAZING show, and still has a dedicated fanbase. Meanwhile, crap like Breadwinners and Sanjay&Craig will fade from everyone's memories, destined to rot in hell and never be brought back. Good going there Nickelodeon.
Trying too hard..their..it is that easy. TRYING TOO HARD! Zim, I had fine animation and picked a good time to be summoned. However, it did not outstay its welcome...Any show can out stay Its welcome. Sanjay and Craig has protenal but is wasted on fart jokes. It has a good animation style, and could do alot without rubber hosing...But, they wast It. Fanboy and Chum-chum is shit..But, the pilot was better..They removed the superhero stuff and just left dumbshit. Because, It came out during the super hero overflux where people where hating super hero stuff. Breadwinners, has good animation..when they actually animated..however, Nick wants It fast..Not fresh. So, they are more then likely given shoe laces to work with. That being said, I really find those 3 just..too easy to pick on..Easy targets for snobs..Personally, still think the pilot "Shake & Flick" is the worse thing I've ever seen..and I will back It up.
Breadwinners...the worst cartoon series i ever saw in my entire life. I literally thought nothing can be worst than Fanboy and Chum Chum and Sanjay and Craig until that crap showed up.
They always tell you to not judge a book by its cover, well, Breadwinners just proves that to be wrong. Of course, I also assumed Gumball to bad based on some commercials I have seen, with the different art-styles it uses. Stock imagery is just a sign of laziness, but in gumball, it is limited to just backgrounds. At least we can tell what most of the characters are supposed to be in Gumball. All that aside, stick figures have more form than these, whatever the fuck they're supposed to be.
***** Agreed. I make better animations than this and I hand-drawn my stuff in Photoshop. It's not brilliant but I'm making the most of what I can afford to work with and I can take some pride in that. This? They have the means to make something good and they STILL are fucking lazy. I would kill the Queen of England to be able to learn and use Flash animation, anything to give my audience something to enjoy and smile at more. Some fuckers have no idea what they have. They have no idea what they've got good and going for them. They got potential in their hands and then they waste it all being lazy in their design and script.
I thought Breadwinners ended at season 1 because Sway Sway committed suicide because he lost Jenny Quackles to another duck. I was unfortunately wrong…
Actually, this episode is really accurate to how ducks reproduce. All they're missing is the disturbing as hell anatomical war between both to prevent it.
Looking back at the Breadwinners review, I'm pretty sure that its popularity will be as short-lived as Fred's. I mean, Nickelodeon has a history of airing crap that's successful for a few weeks before it ends up plummeting down to failure. I mean, it's kinda like with comedy anime. They're a laugh riot until like the third episode because by that point you've already seen everything the show has to offer.
I think I know why Nick did this. A while ago they made a tv series, Making Fiends, based on a somewhat lesser known web series of the same name, or at least no one I've talked to knows about it. Looking at it in screenshots, its minimalist and its the same set up every time, Charolette annoys Vendetta with her cheerfulness and stupidity, Vendetta tries to kill her and fails. Despite it, its very funny simply because of all the ways Vendetta tries, and how Charolette turns her plans on their heads. Nick probably thought they had another thing like it, an undiscovered gem. Well...there's no accounting for taste...or a brain that they've...clearly lost...
so the actually good web series only lasts like 6 episodes and the shitty pilot gets #1 viewership Somebody tell me this is hell because then I'll know what to expect
You know what's funny the creator of making fiends wanted to create a another season,And I think had some of the episodes finshed but nick for some reason refused her
"I will not rest a feather until I get Jenny Quackles to eat this love loaf!" All I wanted you to do was act like a likable character, Sway Sway. But instead you... you buckled down and got a... roofie... juice... bread... so y-you could roofie that poor girl in summer camp. I mean... wh-wh-a-a... a-are you kidding me, Sway Sway? Y-y-you're gonna try to be the main character on this show? Y-y-y-you're a little creep, Sway Sway! Y-y-y-you're just a creepy... creep person!
hey look on the bright side. They keep making horrible shows, you will have so much material! And you can still make videos to entertain us all with your lovely commentary :)
I find it funny how Viacom took down the freaking original video, the one that they saw to get talent for a series based on a video he made, an original creation by him, taken down by his employer.
I saw this episode a couple years back and I liked it. But that's because back then, I loved any story with a romantic theme. Now, how to fix this episode: Swaysway and Budduche are delivering bread, when something goes terribly wrong. They think it's hopeless, then Jenny Quackles comes along and helps them out of their situation. After that, Swaysway finds he can't stop thinking about her. He soon realizes he's in love with her, but feels that she'll never love him. Then he finds the love loaf, and then feels all his problems have been solved. He and Budduche track Jenny down, and go through many endeavors to try and get her to eat the bread, and a bunch of wacky shenanigans happen as a result. A bunch of ducks eat crumbs of the bread, and the most ridiculous matches are made as a result. Finally, Swaysway gets to the last crumb of bread, and just when he's about to feed it to Jenny, she asks him what he's doing. He confesses the whole thing to her. Jenny says that she could never love anyone who would try to do such a thing to her, and admits that she already has a boyfriend. Swaysway is heartbroken, but he learns his lesson. Then sometime later, he falls in love with another girl duck, and, well, here we go again. It's a bit cliched, I suppose, but anything's better than what the writers went with.
I doubt they even cared, seeing how the people who believed this was worthy of 20 episodes are of the mindset that "Kids are stupid and are only entertained by nonsensical bullshit pulled out of a group of lazy fucktards' assholes, so let's hire those fucktards to make more of their shit for us so we can make more money!" If only it were possible for us to enjoy the golden age of Nickelodeon without this kind of not-even-worthy-of-being-called-a-thing butcherings of children's entertainment polluting it... sometimes, you miss growing up in the 90's/00's and aren't as able to appreciate what was on TV back then as much as you do now
***** i think allen gregory's biggest flaw was how unbelievably mean spirited, unfunny, and inappropriate it was. breadwinners is just some dumb kid's show. i understand why it lasted longer.
Enter: It's the new Nickelodeon. What are you expecting, bro??? We will NEVER have another Rocko's Modern Life. We will NEVER have another Ren and Stimpy. This is what kids want apparently, half-assed animation, shitty stories, unfunny jokes (since kids can't comprehend humor) and farts, OH GOD THE FART JOKES, because farts are hella funny lolololol. Welcome to 2014 Nickelodeon, Mr Enter.
Rocko's Modern Life, SpongeBob(Old) and Ren and Stimpy were high end miracle cartoons that come around only a couple times a decade. This shit doesn't even scrape the surface of average.
Ah yes, the only show that ever pissed me of just by watching one episode. The fact my sister let my nephews watch this gave me great shame along with it.
Not even Family Guy pissed me off this quickly! But then again it did so much worse pissing me off but that was in a couple seasons into the show's life. Breadwinners pissed me off in just one episode.
Pedophilia and rape undertones on a network for targeting children? I mean, Nickelodeon has been bottom of the barrel for a while now, but that's the kind of crap where the network needs to be purged of all existing staff and creative control, with the exception of Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Koneitzko. You weren't kidding when you said this was worse than Allen Gregory. May the powers that be have mercy on the children exposed to this show, and thank you as always Mr. Enter for shining a light on the horrors that have been allowed to manifest in that network's growing abyss.
I got a great idea for a show... a 2 Nick execs get together (one dumb one and one really stupid one) and we get to watch them come up with stupid shitty shows, and we actually get to see them come up with unoriginal ideas and sub-par concepts, like lots of poop jokes and poorly animated characters that usually do pointless and painful things, which the 2 Nick execs think is "funny". Then, they release their new shows, which fail terribly. Then, the boss man tells them to get back to work, and they do it all over again! This will be the plot of every episode.
i love going back to these videos that i haven’t seen since middle school and forgot how melodramatic he is over green ducks shaking their asses lmaooooo
This show is the reason Legend of Korra got put online. This piece of shit somehow got enough ratings to have a better profit margin than Korra because the animation was cheap. So essentially Korra got punished because the Animation was TO GOOD!
Actually, I think the pilot is okay. Things wrong with it: The fact that they look nothing like ducks. The ass joke. The random yeti that came and left in ten seconds. The random disco guy. The ending with them throwing toast at a random duck with lipstick.
also, if anyone wonders why I'm all over the comment section, it's almost 3 am, and I an unable to sleep due to my legs being in constant pain, and I must awaken at 1 pm to return to work. Tomorrow will be fun
What was going on over there at Nickeledoen Headquaters when this mistake happen Welcome to Nickeledeon We make cartoons...I think WAT DA FAK IZ A SPONGEBOB!?
When I first saw that Breadwinners was going to be a new show, I honestly thought Buhdeuce was a fish at first. I thought his yellow hair was a fin and his beak was orange fish lips. He didn't (and still doesn't) look anything like a duck. Neither does Swaysway, really. Their beaks don't look like beaks, and they have TEETH! Sure, Donald Duck's been drawn with teeth before, but he can get away with it because you can at least tell just by looking (and by his name) that he's a duck.
Wow.... Mr. Enter, Your amazing critiquing on cartoons has set a star example for critics everywhere. You taught us about the beauty of animated entertainment and the means to be a good writer, but you have also become the voice for thousands, if not millions of people who share the same feelings about the cartoons in today's world. You've endured the monstrosities of Zeus Cervas, Casey Alexander, Allan Gregory, Family Guy, and many more all for the well-being of our current viewing audience. Now, you've gone as far as to review and stand up to Breadwinners, animation's "bottom of the barrel", and even though it brought you much anger and pain, I assure you that your efforts against Nick and Cartoon Network will not go unrewarded. So, on behalf of your faithful supporters such as myself, I say THANK YOU! Keep up with what your doing, and STAY STRONG!! WE GOT YOUR BACK!!!
Amythest Diamond And your nice reply was one of the best news I got that day! Same goes 4 you Bly! Thank you! Funny story, I originally wanted to say I was "awarding" Mr. Enter a medal that was basically a cartoon version of the Medal of Honor, but I found this speech to work better.
it's old video but...for a company that apparently 'puts kids first' Nick surely doesn't put their child actors first...I've seen and heard storied of how toxic of a working environment they were
I would buy every single old cartoon from Nick show them say this is what is good then some newer stuff and say DONT YOU EVER BECOME PEOPLE LIKE THIS Then I would say they cant watch Nick and show them something like Friendship is Magic and Gravity Falls watch it with them and have a good life attacking Nick headquaters with Flamethrowers!
I'd probably also do that as well. Such a shame that there aren't that many parents who really care about what shows their kids watch. They don't care about what it does to their children in the future, as long as it's something that distracts them and keeps them quiet.
What's funny is that the executive that saw the pilot to breadwinners was watching it with other animators in a bar. Doesn't take that much effort to put two and two together.
Nickelodeon doesn't care about ratings, they care if it's marketable enough to earn a profit, and with shit like this, they're earning a profit just by having 1 person liking it. Kids don't give a damn what's thrown in front of their face, if it's enough to keep their ADHD busy for 12 minutes then it's fine for them and their parents. The thing about the realistic issues is that it makes them think, something people seem opposed to nowadays. Shows like Courage and Hey! Arnold, weren't afraid to discuss topics that would cause one to think, it seems today kids are just expected to be mindless drones and shows like these only want to waste their creative mind rather than grow it.
Friends, youtubers, and fans of the Golden age of good shows, lend me your ears. I propose that whenever they announce a new episode of Breadwinners, Teen Titans GO!, or any other god awful show created, we boycott the episodes by not watching it, thus making their ratings and viewers disappear. Slowly, this, Teen Titans GO!, Uncle Grandpa, and others will surely die and go off the air. Whoever is with me, say "aye"!
I will never understand why my friend likes this cartoon, but not Regular Show -__- Those ducks (and I use the term loosely) make Mordecai and Rigby look like rocket scientists.
I wouldn't say Invader Zim was deep or funny. I'd say it was horrific and generally very creepy (though that makes it more interesting) and also was made to appeal somewhat to the people that like butt-noises and boogers (which makes it less so). Still, if I had kids, I'd let them watch Invader Zim long before they'd ever see the opening to the abomination called Breadwinners.
Don't be fooled by ratings, Mr. Enter. Kids aren't watching the show because it's good or they like it. It's because it's what Nick keeps shitting out. When the network shows programs like modern Spongebob, Sanjay & Craig, FB & CC, and Breadwinners multiple times a day, while shows like TMNT and Legend of Korra get only shown once a week and at somewhat obscure timeslots, which do you expect to get better ratings? It's clear where Nick's priorities are and it's why I stopped watching the network years ago. If they don't care, then why should I?
***** What are you talking about? My comment indicated that the show's ratings had little to do with kids' opinion of the show. I mentioned that in the comment.
***** Where did I say anything of that? I was saying that the kids' opinion of the show was actually irrelevant (i.e. it doesn't matter whether they like it or not). All the network cares about are their ratings. Since this show is shown more than say TMNT, then of course it's ratings are going to be better. I thought I made that very clear. Also, that last part of your statement confuses me. "critics would submerge and then try to kill the networks instead of their opinions" What does that mean?
Fun Fact: I asked Eric Bauza (the voice of Buhdeuce), what he thought of this show, and the best thing he could say about this show was “I got paid for it.” Lol 😂
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Fanboy and Chum Chum: Spongebob and Patrick, but human children
Sanjay & Craig: Spongebob and Patrick, but an Indian boy and a snake
Breadwinners: Spongebob and Patrick, but "ducks"
Originality!
At least give Spongebob and Patrick some credit, at least they look somewhat attractive to look at. Fanboy and Chum Chum make me want to go back in time and drown them as infants. Sanjay and Craig makes me want to strange Sanjay with Craig, then turn him in to a Snake Belt, and these two.. Well... I want to shove bread down their throat until they explode.
+speedddogg Wait robot and monster was..... REAL?????????????????????
I THOUGHT I WAS JUST HAVING A DREAM WHEN I WATCHED IT
+SteveMorison IKR? Whatever happened to "The 3 musketeers"?
***** No, I mean like Camp Lazlo, Ed Edd n Eddy, etc. All three had different personalities, which makes good drama and storytelling. When you're show has just two protagonists who have the same personality, especially if that personality is "moron", you're fucked.
for 3 Musketeers don't forget:
Redakai: Conquer the Kairu, Braceface, AAAHH!!! Real Monsters, My Dad the Rockstar, Mona the Vampire, Robotboy, Catscratch, We Bare Bears, etc.
This video alone has more views than the pilot, WATCH OUT ENTER, NICK MIGHT MAKE A CRAPPY SHOW OUT OF YOU
Be afraid.
+Kill Me I wonder what that show would look like. He wouldn't be allowed to use other people's movie/show. He also hates Nickelodeon
Now I'm afraid Nickelodeon would make a show from an animation some kid made on the internet. You know, usually from a teenager and they usually do so called "memes". Or anything made by a little kid on the web.
That's funny and upsetting at the same time
Oh god
This episode is even creepier if you know rape's a common behavior among ducks.
+realitywarper93 And that has caused many female ducks' parts to corkscrew the opposite way so it's near impossible to enter them. Doesn't stop the drakes trying though.
That I already knew from Attention Domination Hi-Def's animated music video, Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales.
WHAT
@@austinreed7343 Wait, really?
@@louisea.6618 Ohh thanks.
Something else worth mentioning here: Eating nothing but bread would be _deadly_ to ducks. Bread is like junk food for birds, only worse. It has little to no nutritional value for them, is addictive, makes them feel full and thus less likely to go looking for real food and more likely to starve to death. Ducks prefer to eat water plants, insects and fish in real life.
PSA: Don't feed ducks bread. What you can feed them includes grapes (though you have to cut them in half to prevent choking), cracked corn, barley, oats, birdseed, defrosted (but not necessarily cooked) frozen seeds and/or corn kernels and of course duck feed pellets.
So that means...Swaysway and Budduche are drug dealers? Holy cow!
Just when you thought they couldn't get more unlikeable, amirite?
Birdseed is what I use
So basically these two buttducks are a couple of drug dealing psychos. And this episode is pretty much about them trying to roofie and date rape another duck.
Then again ducks are known to rape when mating so maybe it's not so surprising
The worse part is it can inspire people to give ducks bread. A another point, i didn't know it. Thank you. I will try to contact people to put warnings about this around lakes.
Here's a funny thing, my sister who is just started watching TV (toddler) watched an old episode of SpongeBob and laughed a bit. Showed he avatar and she was screaming and looked like she was having the time of her life.... I put on breadwinners? Nonstop crying once they started talking.... no idea why, she just did. I put avatar back on, completely fine.... I feel comfortable knowing my baby sibling knows quality when she sees it even as a young one :P
Why don't you show her my Powerpuff Girls vs Breadwinners video? She'll enjoy seeing those Breadlosers get what they deserve!
Wow, has good taste at such a young age! :)
They have a new season I think nick needs to give korra and tmnt to cartoon network ,hub ,or disney Then just die !
My gosh… Yep, this is why I hate my past self. Your sister is a light of humanity.
***** Hm. I have learned something.
Believe it or not, in german, they changed the "My friend has a crush on you." to: "My friend wants to share his bed with you."
Adds even more to the creepyness factor... '-'
God dammit Germany...
Well... technically they're not wrong. That would happen if they got together just not right away. (oh, wait male ducks are all rapists, nevermind)
...like that's not fucked up considering she is in school camp and the main characters are supossed to be workers already...UGH
Germans are known for their dark and sexual humor
Not all though. :b I, for example, hate Dark humor. -w-Kilo
Wait, they're fucking birds?? I thought they were like...frogs.
+Cooper Sposito Yes, their beaks are strangely flexible.
+Cooper Sposito Lol, like they're made out of orange Play-Doh or somethin
+Elektro Shokk Personally I have no problem with animal characters that don't look like the animals they're supposed to be. I mean, look at Sonic the Hedgehog and friends. If Sonic's official name hadn't stated that he was a hedgehog, I wouldn't have known what he was supposed to be.
The difference here, though, is that Sonic's creators actually put plenty of thought and effort into his design. And it shows. On the other hand, the Breadwinners character designs are just plain lazy.
***** That's an understatement.
+Elektro Shokk The character "Jelly" is the frog in Breadwinners.
The more you know about duck reproduction the creepier this episode gets.
yeah...
COUGH corkscrew dick COUGH
Not to mention Necrophilia.
+Doctorf JESUS CHRIST I NEVER KNEW DUCK DID THAT... and I thought they were just birds that like bread
Oh my god…
For those who are too young to understand the pop culture reference at 2:49, it's a reference to the song "Jenny" (aka "867-5309") by Tommy Tutone, which was a big hit in the 1980s.
I know 7 year olds who know that song. Trust me children can get references too.
yep, and the writers thinking they can just bring that up in their shitfest nearly gave me an aneurysm
Jeez im 22 years old and ive never heard of this. Looked up the song though and its real nice, and i feel dirty that its in this series now
Feathergreencp THANK YOU! :')
That's not even the only 80s random reference they threw in. At 2:04 - they have the license plate from the General Lee on their wall!!!
So why are some ducks anthropomorphic and others "normal" ducks
Because logic.
Because the show thinks that it can do whatever they want to do apparently.
starbound.wikia.com/wiki/Avian
These birds look like birds, and this game wasnt made by a team of fifty.
I thought those were weird looking frogs?
Raphael Jeannot They actually do look like frogs rather than duck (on the bright side they look, like, something). But still.
"Are you Jenny Quackles?"
"Hope you like toast!"
I will admit, that made me laugh a little. If the episode ended there, I would have liked that joke.
THe immediate follow up line killed it though.
I think the original show was supposed to be a joke among friends, and when Nick asked them to make a full show, they came up from their bongs like "Wait, what? Duuuuude, you must be more high than I am. We're in!"
"Adults don't care what their kids watch, as long as they don't show kids a disabled or gay person."
This is one of the greatest and most legit statement I've ever heard, this society in a nutshell. Cheers, man.
And yet modern Patrick is still shown to this day. How is this possible? People get all bent out of shape for a pony with cross eyes and a funny voice, but not that atomic bomb of utter stupidity?
Honestly, if I really think about it, what about modern Spongebob? He's pretty close to being gay nowadays(and not just in the 'happy' term). Hell, he's even a psychopathic stalker in some of the episodes. He has been called out for homosexuality before by some groups, but he also is still on the air. Just what is Nick even thinking anymore?
Even Mr.Enter mentioned this, remember the SB-129 episode's scene they had to cut off entirely, because of an explosion, due to 9/11 being recent at the time? Kind of ridiculous, but NOOOOOO, so much suicidal and retardation mocking f*cks at Nickelodeon are ignored and is called a family network everyone can enjoy! Bullsh*t.
if buhdeuce and sway sway are adults, then jenny being at camp makes them appear to be predatory.
if they're the same age as her, then the camp counselors that eventually kiss them can be assumed predatory, since i doubt they would be the same age as them and leading their peers.
either way, its played for comedy and the implications are really disturbing.
Exactly. Now, about the "Kanker Sister" scene, while the "Kanker Sister" scenes in Ed, Edd n' Eddy are creepy enough, at least the Kankers are around the same age as the Eds. And then there's the scene from the South Park episode, Cartman Finds Love, where Cartman gets his own Kanker Sister. That fat, ugly girl is his age.
Maybe the counselors are only maybe a year or 2 above the others. Their height comes from them being bears, after all.
That's the thing. Kids under the age of 11 will watch ANYTHING, without regards to quality. How is this popular? Because kids don't care about quality. I grew up on cheap garbage, and whenever I go back to stuff that I found to be amazing as a kid, I usually end up hating it
kids will watch anything with flashing colors, like this show and teen titans go
***** If only I could deny that.
I was about to argue, but I am fucking 12 and I think Breadwinners is dumb. This is the show that stoners (COUGHCOUGH420COUGHCOUGH) watch.
+SamuraiFighterChick I think even stoners have better taste than this
+Bacon Lordess true. They'd probably watch something like 12 oz. Mouse. Or maybe Superjail.
Who else always thought they were frogs?
I thought they were boogers, or more likely, green shit
I thought they were mutated beans
They're what nickelodeon has become, deformed mutants hungry for money which is why they're lazily animated and gree holy shit I figured it out
hulkboyjr i thought they were one of the monsters in there universe
Breadwinners is total CRAP!!!!!
"The correct response is that you can't force anyone to love you."
Considering he's some sort of genie thing, you'd think he would know this.
breadwinners does NOT deserve to make a StarFox reference!
Alpha Gaming Or any kind of reference
jayblade2000 nah, maybe some old and forgotten one
AKA
NOT STARFOX REFERENCES
Alpha Gaming It doesn't even deserve to exist.
Alpha Gaming E.T. for atari?
Drakkoniac Banderfield sounds 'bout right
I thought they were frogs not ducks.
Shows how lazy they are.
You stupid? It looks nothing like a frog.
+flamingjd 99 considering the time it came out you would of thought they were mutations of the Pepe Frog meme.
Buhdose:i dont look anything like a frog
Pan(rebeltaxi):dont you fucking lie to yourself! You look exactly like a fucking frog
+Gillian Valdez Buhdose? That's seriously how you spell it?
They were ducks? I thought they were green mutated balls or something like that.
Dogs R' US no, you're thinking of Madballs. They're about on the same level of idiocy and shit animation as this, though, so I wouldn't be surprised you confused them.
Dorbees... everywhere I look I see Dorbees... tiny little balls I see Dorbees... WHY WON'T THEY GO AWAY?!
it's the new DORBEES!!!!!
The silly filly OH CHRIST
DalekSupremeWithCheese
Their coming for us all I tell you!!!!!!
Breadwinners is getting cancelled now. Rejoice, Mr. Enter!
This news has made my day a LOT better. Thank you for bringing it here. (no this isn't sarcastic)
Watplr Pootis You're welcome. Breadwinners is going to burn off its last few episodes on the Nicktoons network, then the show will be over. Rabbids Invasion is doing the same.
AAAAND, Sanjay and Craig isn't being picked up for a new season either, so Sanjay and Craig is going away too.
How does all THAT make you feel?
P0CK3TB00K That's amazing.
+P0CK3TB00K
Looks like Nickelodeon is finally doing us a favor of getting these freaking ducks away from us!
Ivan Simpson I guess. I've seen Breadwinners get so much hate. Just about everyone hates it. I guess you can all be happy now that it's going away.
0:24 including not picking up Adventure Time as a series when they had the chance
Adventure time is just fine to me
I'm glad Adventure Time was on Cartoon Network.
Judging how far Nick has fallen recently, that one was probably for the better, tbch. I got a slightly pessimistic feeling that Adventure Time probably would've sucked big donkey balls under Nick's belt.
especially not greenliting Constant Payne & The Modifiyers
And what did they go with?
Fanboy and ChumChum
I have to admit I chuckled a bit at the "Acquaint yourself with the controls" joke, but that's probably just because I have a soft spot for puns
i don't get it (edit nvm)
Am I the only one who thought they were frogs at first?
I have seen a lot of people saying that. Though in my opinion they kind of look like semi perfect cell if he dressed as a human.
Avis Reviews
Either way...
They look _nothing_ like a duck.
Indeed
I thought the short one was a frog and the tall one was a lizard or newt or something
no and you know the toad police officer sway sway and badoosh look more like toads
When they go into the cabin, the 6 on the door turns over into a nine.
Wow, guys, that's some subtlety.
Harvey beaks and the loud house might be the saving grace of nick
What do you mean? The show is still going on. Don't scare me like that...
But Loud House isn't cancelled yet, so hopefully the dream isn't dead yet.
loud house just got renewed
***** So Sanjay or Craig the Snake and Sanjoy or Craig the human are done too? There really is a light at the end of the toilet-humor tunnel.
I get Sanjay and Craig, but why one of their best shows?
I found the full episode online. Sway Sway's love song to Jenny literally has the most forced lyrics I've ever heard.
Hey, there's a Big Nate strip, where Nate talks about a poem he wrote to his crush, Jenny, that goes: "Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, you slay me like South Park's Kenny". That's better than Swaysway's song.
Donkey Kong's songs had better lyrics!
@@isobelmiller7464 don’t know how didn’t notice this reply for 4 years, but yeah
@@ryanwebb309 The DK rap in DK64 is GOATED. Don’t compare that to this.
@@raythepretentiousnerd I'm talking about the Donkey Kong Country animated series
The duck hunt segment at the end is..
beyond satisfying.
Breadwinners is... Horrible would be a COMPLIMENT. ITS AN ABOMINATION!!!!
+elsa1942 breadwinners is the best anime 10/10
up there with cory in the house and the bee movie
It's an atrocity (Ayyyyy)
For once Elsa's right
Katelyn Duran YES
p.s. im not roleplaying as elsa
You show them, Princess Elsa!
The irony was that the voice actor behind SwaySway is now voicing Tuxedo Mask for Viz Media's Sailor Moon in 2014. At least it was a definite improvement toward that Quackedo Mask.
For me, the saddest part is that the writer of this episode was actually a writer on Ned's Declassified. How the fuck does someone go from working on an awesome show to working on a show that is so terrible?
SodaBoy628 Because...money. It seems to be the bottom line of everything nowadays.
***** I still watch it whenever it turns on. I really like how they make a cartoon story with real-life settings.
SodaBoy628 Wait what, it actually had a writer?
Tesert stupid pony
SodaBoy628 Pretty much every good writer is going to be involved in at least one episode of some shit show if they don't stick to a few shows exclusively.
15:41 I love how it says that Sam and Cat was the "#1" live action series and it got cancelled...
There is " The Lil' Sam and Cat show " And that's animated.
I used to love that show and when it got canceled i was so sad and it ended on a cilf hanger
To be fair, there were behind the scene tensions between Jennette McCurdy and Ariana Grande, not to mention the naked photos of Jennette McCurdy leaked online.
When my nephew comes over to my house, my mom refuses to let him watch this show
Then she's doing it right.
Oh yeah. I understand why she doesn't let him watch this show now
Nicole M That mother of yours is probably one of the smarter people in the world. You should be proud.
I am proud.
I knew she wouldn't let Noah (My nephew) not watch something unless it was really bad. And I Can see why she didn't let him watch this.
+Nicole M ur mom must actually have a taste in TV, and is one of the smartest parents ever
Well it's possible that SwaSway and Beduce (worst names ever) are jenny's age because their rivals are 15 and 11. But still this is the rape answer to One Course Meal
Well, then that makes the scene with the camp counselors all the more disturbing. At least the Kanker Sisters are undoubtedly the same age as the Eds.
The fuuuuuuuu-
How do you know that their rivals are 15 and 11?
fun fact, i blocked Nickelodeon in my house
Lucky
+TheNintendochannel64 Shit, you can do that? Why am I just now learning this?
+Supercake you just need to find the parental control settings on your TV
+TheNintendochannel64 I don't blame ya, stick to Cartoon Network
+Jake Santa Maria and Boomerang for T&J reruns
These writers don't know the difference between love and lust.
To paraphrase Roger Ebert, This show doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel, This show isn't the bottom of the barrel. This show isn't below the bottom of the barrels. This show doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.
I was thinking of that exact line as I was watching this review. I couldn't remember who had said it.
In which review
Thumbs up if you want Nickelodeon to make an episode of Breadwinners where SwaySway and Buhdeuce get hit by a car.
+Michael Puterbaugh Great idea!
+Steven Dolce NO! THEY NEED TO FALL INTO A VOLCANO FULL OF TOXIC WASTE AND SHARKS WITH POISONOUS CHAINSAWS WITH PIRANAS FOR BLADES THAT ARE EATING DYNAMITE FIRST!
I got a better idea: How about we have all of the current Nickelodeon cartoon characters get thrown in to Spongebob's world, only to slowly drown, as Patrick and Spongebob do terribly annoying things to them, only to also have Squidward suffer from something.
No, too elaborate... Actually keep it like that, only to also have old Patrick and Spongebob appear out of a time vortex, and murder the present Patrick and Spongebob.
That way, we have three cartoons obliterated in one swoop. And have a Spongebob who doesn't suck, and a Patrick who is just a lovable, charming idiot and not an asshole idiot.
Kalgert yeah, but that would mean old spongebob gets murdered in the future
Peridot Discord Cipher Okay uhh... Well... Old Spongebob locks Modern Spongebob in a dark, deep under the Earth dungeon and, hopefully making the Modern day Spongebob be good.
3:59 Wait. Look carefully for a second.
He says Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Green.
But the buttons he presses are Blue, Red, Blue, and Green.....
what was the pop culture reference
+Matteo Camara They ruined It, but I guess they were going for the Konami code, but failed.
+Mazin Rafi (Nizam1st) It's Wumbololagy
+TheRevenant 360 (Miles) no the one about Webster lane
Matteo Camara No, he was doing the shit with the switches and It sounded CLOSE to the Konami code, but they failed to even remember that.
3:25
"He's going to say yes, he's going to say yes, he's going to say yes"
Mr. Enter you are awesome :D
4:43 they didn't even do the joke properly, the correct use would be: Globe guy: did somebody say party!
Unless the character is all about specifically zero-g dance parties, but that is stupid
I like your picture. And wait why is mine still my old picture? I CHANGED IT!
It was a disco ball.
I once passed by the TV and saw something in this show so disgusting. One of the characters used a fork to clean the inside of his butt, and after he was done, the camera zoomed in on what the fork looked like. Fucking disgusting....
WTF
Ale Titan I know. I was about to eat breakfast and nearly lost my appetite.
TheJustin4848I would've too
+TheJustin4848 At this rate, they're gonna show LIVE RAPE and it's gonna be green-lighted.
U_MAN_SPARTAN_15 __ Nah, there's no way something that horrible would ever be green-lite.
That larger bird looks very similar to the main character in my comic strip, which I've been making for over five years. If my comic were copyrighted and I had a lawyer, I'd sue them.
I would too
i just realized something. Did you notice how the animation was almost perfectly synced to the music? i think it's to put you in a trance so you don't actually think about what you're watching
I'll admit that's a positive.
elijah greer it's called movement porn.
Hey do you guys wanna know another show that was also about ducks? A show called, evidentally, "Sitting Ducks" based on the book by Michael Bedard.
The show is about a duck named bill who goes on the average life of a city born duck with his friends, including an alligator (which usually eats ducks) named, Aldo, three slackers named, Edy, Oly, and Wadle, and Bev the cafe manager.
Bill and his friends get involved in pretty screwy situations that actually have some amusement to them as the characters themselves have charm. The jokes are good for the most part, the voice acting is solid, the animation is decent for computer-generation, and the music is down right catchy.
The show has earned a 7.2/10 on IMDB, and even came to be one of my favorite animated shows as a kid.
That show got cancelled unfortunetly, so we get to have this show instead!
I'm just so glad to know that Satan has had a big influence on the media since 2005, Welcome to the thousand years of darkness, everyone!
Kinda remind me of children version of Seinfeld.
Holy crap. I totally remember that show. I don't remember watching it a lot, but I do remember bits and pieces of it. And I remember the one commercial for it where Bill (I think) talked about what happens in the show and said, "Actually, we ducks do anything but sit....Who named this show anyway?"
I had childhood flashback, thank you for that.
***** Eat MOR Chikin said Sitting Ducks
...Oh yeah
love at first sight doesn't exist, love takes time, and love takes work. just some words of wisdom for y'all.
Well it does, but it's one sided
katnisseverdeen81 nice use of a quote from a much better show.
Preach!
Australium bacon Remind me what this quote is from? I feel like I should know what this is, but I honestly don't remember.
katnisseverdeen81 I love you garnit
The lines, look closely at the lines, they can't even make straight lines or circles!
Huh
Huh
Huh
There are BreadWinners OCs.
Kill me.
Y..You can't be serious. Please tell me that isn't a real thing. At least tell me it's not very common.
Yep. There's one named ShineShine Quacks on DeviantART.
Do NOT look her up. Trust me. Just don't for your sanity's sake.
@@rubberballoonlover5471 I lost a lot of that but I'm afraid if this is worth some of what's left
@@Shadow-gc6le Trust me. It's not.
@@rubberballoonlover5471 you know what you're right
It's funny. Sanjay and Craig fails because they think gross = funny. Fanboy and Chum Chum fails because they think random is funny. This Breadwinners fails because....I don't know what they're doing but they're failing.
Invader Zim was vulgar, random, and sometimes even absurd, but they knew how to balance all of that to entertain and not insult someone's intelligence. And Nick canceled that, not even let it finish. It's even fucking successful in the merchandise department but they still won't bring it back??
They basically have Spongebob and Fairly Oddparents on life support, what other reason is there to watch Nick? Just Avatar and TMNT the way I see it. And I bet they'll cancel TMNT if that Michael Bay movie tanks.
Invader Zim was an AMAZING show, and still has a dedicated fanbase. Meanwhile, crap like Breadwinners and Sanjay&Craig will fade from everyone's memories, destined to rot in hell and never be brought back. Good going there Nickelodeon.
Luna D objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7289886
Trying too hard..their..it is that easy.
TRYING TOO HARD!
Zim, I had fine animation and picked a good time to be summoned. However, it did not outstay its welcome...Any show can out stay Its welcome.
Sanjay and Craig has protenal but is wasted on fart jokes. It has a good animation style, and could do alot without rubber hosing...But, they wast It.
Fanboy and Chum-chum is shit..But, the pilot was better..They removed the superhero stuff and just left dumbshit. Because, It came out during the super hero overflux where people where hating super hero stuff.
Breadwinners, has good animation..when they actually animated..however, Nick wants It fast..Not fresh. So, they are more then likely given shoe laces to work with.
That being said, I really find those 3 just..too easy to pick on..Easy targets for snobs..Personally, still think the pilot "Shake & Flick" is the worse thing I've ever seen..and I will back It up.
@@Carzeyday Just like you in real life
Breadwinners...the worst cartoon series i ever saw in my entire life. I literally thought nothing can be worst than Fanboy and Chum Chum and Sanjay and Craig until that crap showed up.
Ikr
***** Calling this soundtrack dubstep is giving it way too much credit. This is the sound of a synthesizer being tortured to death.
Nicholas Knudson Isn't that what dubstep is?
They always tell you to not judge a book by its cover, well, Breadwinners just proves that to be wrong. Of course, I also assumed Gumball to bad based on some commercials I have seen, with the different art-styles it uses. Stock imagery is just a sign of laziness, but in gumball, it is limited to just backgrounds. At least we can tell what most of the characters are supposed to be in Gumball.
All that aside, stick figures have more form than these, whatever the fuck they're supposed to be.
***** Agreed. I make better animations than this and I hand-drawn my stuff in Photoshop. It's not brilliant but I'm making the most of what I can afford to work with and I can take some pride in that. This? They have the means to make something good and they STILL are fucking lazy. I would kill the Queen of England to be able to learn and use Flash animation, anything to give my audience something to enjoy and smile at more.
Some fuckers have no idea what they have. They have no idea what they've got good and going for them. They got potential in their hands and then they waste it all being lazy in their design and script.
I thought Breadwinners ended at season 1 because Sway Sway committed suicide because he lost Jenny Quackles to another duck.
I was unfortunately wrong…
+King Ness That Bad he stole my kill
username checks out…
Actually, this episode is really accurate to how ducks reproduce. All they're missing is the disturbing as hell anatomical war between both to prevent it.
Jenny Quakles appears to be a mallard in the pilot episode. A _male_ mallard. Only males have green heads.
Did you expect them to put effort into their college project budget animation?
@@Emolgun No, but possibly that's why they changed her appearance next episode.
Looking back at the Breadwinners review, I'm pretty sure that its popularity will be as short-lived as Fred's. I mean, Nickelodeon has a history of airing crap that's successful for a few weeks before it ends up plummeting down to failure. I mean, it's kinda like with comedy anime. They're a laugh riot until like the third episode because by that point you've already seen everything the show has to offer.
I think I know why Nick did this. A while ago they made a tv series, Making Fiends, based on a somewhat lesser known web series of the same name, or at least no one I've talked to knows about it. Looking at it in screenshots, its minimalist and its the same set up every time, Charolette annoys Vendetta with her cheerfulness and stupidity, Vendetta tries to kill her and fails. Despite it, its very funny simply because of all the ways Vendetta tries, and how Charolette turns her plans on their heads. Nick probably thought they had another thing like it, an undiscovered gem. Well...there's no accounting for taste...or a brain that they've...clearly lost...
so the actually good web series only lasts like 6 episodes and the shitty pilot gets #1 viewership
Somebody tell me this is hell because then I'll know what to expect
+Sarah Mordio OMG I REMEMBER THAT SHOW! I used to love it when i was little.
You know what's funny the creator of making fiends wanted to create a another season,And I think had some of the episodes finshed but nick for some reason refused her
I loved that show. And then Japan copied it. It was horrible.
Did you know that the creator of Making Fiends worked on South Park before she created the web series? She also works on Bojack Horseman now.
I love your content but you should really get a better microphone
PhoenixKev it makes it funnier imo
This was an old video.
He did
I feel bad that Mr. Enter has to experience crap as bad as "Breadwinners" just for us. Sorry, man.
That awkward moment when the review of the episode doesn’t start until ten of the sixteen minutes have passed
"I will not rest a feather until I get Jenny Quackles to eat this love loaf!"
All I wanted you to do was act like a likable character, Sway Sway. But instead you... you buckled down and got a... roofie... juice... bread... so y-you could roofie that poor girl in summer camp. I mean... wh-wh-a-a... a-are you kidding me, Sway Sway? Y-y-you're gonna try to be the main character on this show? Y-y-y-you're a little creep, Sway Sway! Y-y-y-you're just a creepy... creep person!
***** Yeah. almost as disturbing as things like The Splinter or Boating Buddies.
You forgat a burp but great Rick Impression
WUBLABDUBDUB
Gregory Bowman :D
hey look on the bright side. They keep making horrible shows, you will have so much material! And you can still make videos to entertain us all with your lovely commentary :)
when nickelodeon going to stop making sitcoms?
the day when they finally read the invader zim fanmail
Considering what Viacom's done with MTV, should we really be surprised on what they've done with nickelodeon?
Don't forget the abomination that is MTV2.
Shouldn't even call themselves MTV anyway cause that name use to mean something
*****
Yeah same here and The Angry Beavers and Rocko were my favorites
*****
IKR Dagget ftw
***** Yes Doug was good on Nick but when Disney got it....UGH!
You know, nintendo should use this as advertising for a new Duck Hunt game, it's be great *eye twitch*
your always on these vids lol. im taking a break
yeah, I'm subbed to Mr. Enter
Tempting, but there would be a 1,000:1 chance that Viacom would sue Nintendo...
to be honest, after seeing this cartoon, I no feel an unprescedented urge to kill ducks everytime i see them.
Viacom lawsuits or not, I'd love to see Nintendo bash the show with a commercial like that!
I find it funny how Viacom took down the freaking original video, the one that they saw to get talent for a series based on a video he made, an original creation by him, taken down by his employer.
They should sue Viacom.
IRONY!
I saw this episode a couple years back and I liked it. But that's because back then, I loved any story with a romantic theme.
Now, how to fix this episode:
Swaysway and Budduche are delivering bread, when something goes terribly wrong. They think it's hopeless, then Jenny Quackles comes along and helps them out of their situation. After that, Swaysway finds he can't stop thinking about her. He soon realizes he's in love with her, but feels that she'll never love him. Then he finds the love loaf, and then feels all his problems have been solved. He and Budduche track Jenny down, and go through many endeavors to try and get her to eat the bread, and a bunch of wacky shenanigans happen as a result. A bunch of ducks eat crumbs of the bread, and the most ridiculous matches are made as a result. Finally, Swaysway gets to the last crumb of bread, and just when he's about to feed it to Jenny, she asks him what he's doing. He confesses the whole thing to her. Jenny says that she could never love anyone who would try to do such a thing to her, and admits that she already has a boyfriend. Swaysway is heartbroken, but he learns his lesson. Then sometime later, he falls in love with another girl duck, and, well, here we go again.
It's a bit cliched, I suppose, but anything's better than what the writers went with.
Or could realize that this breeder, actually has a thing for men and we see that. If only it wasn't run by breeders.
But it's a terrible episode
@@patcahill3724 I never said it wasn't. I was young and stupid back then, plus, like I said, I had a thing for any story with a romantic theme.
did anyone noticed that jenny quackles in the pilot is a MALE MALLARD?
They can even get animal gender differences correct!
I doubt they even cared, seeing how the people who believed this was worthy of 20 episodes are of the mindset that "Kids are stupid and are only entertained by nonsensical bullshit pulled out of a group of lazy fucktards' assholes, so let's hire those fucktards to make more of their shit for us so we can make more money!"
If only it were possible for us to enjoy the golden age of Nickelodeon without this kind of not-even-worthy-of-being-called-a-thing butcherings of children's entertainment polluting it... sometimes, you miss growing up in the 90's/00's and aren't as able to appreciate what was on TV back then as much as you do now
I guess you could say It’s a male-lard! *bah dum tsss*
15:07 The 6 turning into a 9 is one hell of a sexual innuendo! Now the creepiness factor is unexplainable...
Allen Gregory...... 7 Episodes.
Breadwinners.......20 Episodes.
Wait...... What?
Are you implying allen Gregory is better than breadwinners
Detros Allen Gregory is so bad that only lasted 7 episodes.
But Breadwinners is worst but has more episodes.
***** i think allen gregory's biggest flaw was how unbelievably mean spirited, unfunny, and inappropriate it was. breadwinners is just some dumb kid's show. i understand why it lasted longer.
Soon to be 40 episodes.
I hate.
Just goes to show AG is worse
A couple years later: Mr. Enter reviews The Emoji Movie
2.5/10 is too generous a rating. -10/10 is better
I liked breadwinners
Grant Strader Breadwinners is terrible
@@HugoSoup57 ahem. Opinions.
this show was cancelled last month
ThANK YOU FOR THE WONDERFUL INFORMATION!
***** ikr
Hope the animators find a line of work that they are actually competent in.
Enter: It's the new Nickelodeon. What are you expecting, bro??? We will NEVER have another Rocko's Modern Life. We will NEVER have another Ren and Stimpy. This is what kids want apparently, half-assed animation, shitty stories, unfunny jokes (since kids can't comprehend humor) and farts, OH GOD THE FART JOKES, because farts are hella funny lolololol. Welcome to 2014 Nickelodeon, Mr Enter.
its not what they "want" its what adults are telling them they want, because they dont want to put effort into their work.
We will NEVER have another Hey Arnold! and we will NEVER have another Rugrats... or Catdog or ................
Rocko's Modern Life, SpongeBob(Old) and Ren and Stimpy were high end miracle cartoons that come around only a couple times a decade. This shit doesn't even scrape the surface of average.
I'm with YOU on this one.
Took me almost 30 seconds to realize why you put Duck Hunt in the outro.
Mr.Enter you really need a hug
Calls Elmer Fudd "Hey Elmer, forget about Daffy! I've got some new ducks for you to kill!"
The dragons from Adventure for the Atari 2600 look more like ducks than the main characters on the show.
Ah yes, the only show that ever pissed me of just by watching one episode. The fact my sister let my nephews watch this gave me great shame along with it.
Not even Family Guy pissed me off this quickly! But then again it did so much worse pissing me off but that was in a couple seasons into the show's life. Breadwinners pissed me off in just one episode.
Pedophilia and rape undertones on a network for targeting children? I mean, Nickelodeon has been bottom of the barrel for a while now, but that's the kind of crap where the network needs to be purged of all existing staff and creative control, with the exception of Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Koneitzko. You weren't kidding when you said this was worse than Allen Gregory. May the powers that be have mercy on the children exposed to this show, and thank you as always Mr. Enter for shining a light on the horrors that have been allowed to manifest in that network's growing abyss.
I got a great idea for a show...
a 2 Nick execs get together (one dumb one and one really stupid one) and we get to watch them come up with stupid shitty shows, and we actually get to see them come up with unoriginal ideas and sub-par concepts, like lots of poop jokes and poorly animated characters that usually do pointless and painful things, which the 2 Nick execs think is "funny". Then, they release their new shows, which fail terribly. Then, the boss man tells them to get back to work, and they do it all over again!
This will be the plot of every episode.
Here Kitty Kitty I'll do the voice acting for the one that tells them to get back to work. Here's my number, call me maybe. it's (666) 867-5309
***** Because *that's* the thing you get out of that. lol
It sound not that good, but it would be hell of a lot better than that Breadwinners crap.
Eli Copperman "It sound not that good" #thatgrammartho
Edward Richtofen Ok then. Say an idea that sounds better.
i love going back to these videos that i haven’t seen since middle school and forgot how melodramatic he is over green ducks shaking their asses lmaooooo
2014: Nickelodeon needs to die
2017: Thanks Nick For shows like THE LOUD HOUSE, hallelujah
This show is the reason Legend of Korra got put online. This piece of shit somehow got enough ratings to have a better profit margin than Korra because the animation was cheap.
So essentially Korra got punished because the Animation was TO GOOD!
I don't get life anymore.
viacomsux45 Nickelodeon needs to die in the fiery pits of hell.
Just curious what is the general consensus on Legend of Korra? I personally liked it a lot but I wonder how other people recieved it.
Hiker Wolfspaine It's amazing. And since it was amazing, Nickelodeon cancelled it, because Nickelodeon.
Hiker Wolfspaine umm divided fan base, some fans of the original do not like it and some like Korra more than avatar
It is really good
Did he say, "Do a barrel roll!"? Please, don't insult Nintendo like this.
Toon Link seems ready to fight...
MarioBiggestFan ;)
But hey, that's just a theory... A GAME THEORY
new nintendo or 90's nintendo
If they can take lp take this show of the air
Actually, I think the pilot is okay.
Things wrong with it:
The fact that they look nothing like ducks.
The ass joke.
The random yeti that came and left in ten seconds.
The random disco guy.
The ending with them throwing toast at a random duck with lipstick.
What about it is ok? you listed nothing but bad and thats all I can remember from the damn thing
sees this at number 1 "I don't want to live in this world anymore." Denounces humanity
also, if anyone wonders why I'm all over the comment section, it's almost 3 am, and I an unable to sleep due to my legs being in constant pain, and I must awaken at 1 pm to return to work. Tomorrow will be fun
+Peter Goreham Im sorry to hear that hope u hey better soon.
What was going on over there at Nickeledoen Headquaters when this mistake happen
Welcome to Nickeledeon
We make cartoons...I think
WAT DA FAK IZ A SPONGEBOB!?
Get your overused joke out of here…you're that guy, you know? The guy that says:"This suit is Gergio Armany." FUCK YOU!
I AINT HAVIN' THAT SHIT!!
Ha ha I think I was the only person who got it :P
That reminds me of Jontron's review of Sonic R!
NinClemDeux Jontron for the win !
i think nick was stoned when they made this lol
When I first saw that Breadwinners was going to be a new show, I honestly thought Buhdeuce was a fish at first. I thought his yellow hair was a fin and his beak was orange fish lips. He didn't (and still doesn't) look anything like a duck. Neither does Swaysway, really. Their beaks don't look like beaks, and they have TEETH! Sure, Donald Duck's been drawn with teeth before, but he can get away with it because you can at least tell just by looking (and by his name) that he's a duck.
Swaysway and that other duck look so little like ducks that even Foodfight did a better job of making Sunshine Goodness look like a cat!
Let me just ask, What kind of names are buhdeuce and swaysway?
sean saulnier Hell if I know.
sean saulnier fake names duechbags give each other to sound cool
***** Give me an update when it comes out! i'd love to see someone tear it a new one!
Wow....
Mr. Enter,
Your amazing critiquing on cartoons has set a star example for critics everywhere. You taught us about the beauty of animated entertainment and the means to be a good writer, but you have also become the voice for thousands, if not millions of people who share the same feelings about the cartoons in today's world.
You've endured the monstrosities of Zeus Cervas, Casey Alexander, Allan Gregory, Family Guy, and many more all for the well-being of our current viewing audience.
Now, you've gone as far as to review and stand up to Breadwinners, animation's "bottom of the barrel", and even though it brought you much anger and pain, I assure you that your efforts against Nick and Cartoon Network will not go unrewarded.
So, on behalf of your faithful supporters such as myself, I say THANK YOU!
Keep up with what your doing, and STAY STRONG!! WE GOT YOUR BACK!!!
BlythePennyBicycle21 Aww. Thanks
*Claps*
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*THIS* comment.
Just... *THIS COMMENT.*
Amythest Diamond And your nice reply was one of the best news I got that day! Same goes 4 you Bly! Thank you!
Funny story, I originally wanted to say I was "awarding" Mr. Enter a medal that was basically a cartoon version of the Medal of Honor, but I found this speech to work better.
Claire Carey Thank you!
it's old video but...for a company that apparently 'puts kids first' Nick surely doesn't put their child actors first...I've seen and heard storied of how toxic of a working environment they were
That settles it. If Nickelodeon is somehow still around by the time I have children, I'm forbidding them from ever watching that channel.
I would buy every single old cartoon from Nick show them say this is what is good then some newer stuff and say DONT YOU EVER BECOME PEOPLE LIKE THIS Then I would say they cant watch Nick and show them something like Friendship is Magic and Gravity Falls watch it with them and have a good life attacking Nick headquaters with Flamethrowers!
I'd probably also do that as well. Such a shame that there aren't that many parents who really care about what shows their kids watch. They don't care about what it does to their children in the future, as long as it's something that distracts them and keeps them quiet.
Spongebob season 9 seems to be the best thing on Nick right now.
I'm just gonna let that one sink in.
Ninja Turtles.
Cyberguy64 Oh, that's still on? I thought they cancelled it when they thought it wasn't terrible enough. My mistake. :/
*cough* Korra *cough*
BlackJackel12 I don't count that, as it's in hiatus.
***** I see. Well then Other than TMNT you are right.
What's funny is that the executive that saw the pilot to breadwinners was watching it with other animators in a bar. Doesn't take that much effort to put two and two together.
Invader Zim is coming back... Let's hope for the future...
Wait a second.....is breadwinners a deviant art drawing by a
Toddler.
Nickelodeon doesn't care about ratings, they care if it's marketable enough to earn a profit, and with shit like this, they're earning a profit just by having 1 person liking it. Kids don't give a damn what's thrown in front of their face, if it's enough to keep their ADHD busy for 12 minutes then it's fine for them and their parents. The thing about the realistic issues is that it makes them think, something people seem opposed to nowadays. Shows like Courage and Hey! Arnold, weren't afraid to discuss topics that would cause one to think, it seems today kids are just expected to be mindless drones and shows like these only want to waste their creative mind rather than grow it.
Friends, youtubers, and fans of the Golden age of good shows, lend me your ears. I propose that whenever they announce a new episode of Breadwinners, Teen Titans GO!, or any other god awful show created, we boycott the episodes by not watching it, thus making their ratings and viewers disappear. Slowly, this, Teen Titans GO!, Uncle Grandpa, and others will surely die and go off the air. Whoever is with me, say "aye"!
Ted Owen AYE! ...yeah!
***** good. You shouldn't cause those shows are made by the friggen devil.
+Ted Owen hey I'm a Satanist, but not even he would wish this kind of suffering on anyone.
Ted Owen AYE!
Joshua Smith you are probably right. If he saw this, I think he would be disgusted by it.
I will never understand why my friend likes this cartoon, but not Regular Show -__- Those ducks (and I use the term loosely) make Mordecai and Rigby look like rocket scientists.
No joke. I first thought the "protagonists" were frogs not ducks.
***** I don't and let's keep it that way
So, they got rid of Invader Zim, a deep, funny, interesting, ORIGINAL, well made cartoon.. And yet, they now have.. This piece of crap?
I wouldn't say Invader Zim was deep or funny. I'd say it was horrific and generally very creepy (though that makes it more interesting) and also was made to appeal somewhat to the people that like butt-noises and boogers (which makes it less so). Still, if I had kids, I'd let them watch Invader Zim long before they'd ever see the opening to the abomination called Breadwinners.
*****
Courage the cowardly dog was horrific and generally creepy (borderline horror movie material in my opinion) and it's pretty popular.
Robert Blaze Didn't say it wasn't popular.
True enough. Sorry sorta just payed attention to the first part. Sorry bout that
Robert Blaze It's alright. :)
Don't be fooled by ratings, Mr. Enter.
Kids aren't watching the show because it's good or they like it. It's because it's what Nick keeps shitting out. When the network shows programs like modern Spongebob, Sanjay & Craig, FB & CC, and Breadwinners multiple times a day, while shows like TMNT and Legend of Korra get only shown once a week and at somewhat obscure timeslots, which do you expect to get better ratings?
It's clear where Nick's priorities are and it's why I stopped watching the network years ago. If they don't care, then why should I?
Thank you. Hell, I think it would take a LOT of people to let them know what they think would pound it into their skulls
*****
What are you talking about? My comment indicated that the show's ratings had little to do with kids' opinion of the show. I mentioned that in the comment.
*****
Where did I say anything of that?
I was saying that the kids' opinion of the show was actually irrelevant (i.e. it doesn't matter whether they like it or not). All the network cares about are their ratings. Since this show is shown more than say TMNT, then of course it's ratings are going to be better. I thought I made that very clear.
Also, that last part of your statement confuses me. "critics would submerge and then try to kill the networks instead of their opinions" What does that mean?
*****
No.
It means what kids' think of the quality of the shows doesn't matter. The network only cares if a lot of people are watching.
Fun Fact: I asked Eric Bauza (the voice of Buhdeuce), what he thought of this show, and the best thing he could say about this show was “I got paid for it.” Lol 😂
He’s been in alot of bad shows sadly, even his first role was terrible he was stimpy in adult party cartoon.