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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024

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  • @briansavage932
    @briansavage932 Рік тому +293

    Your Werner Herzog is on point. 😂

    • @goodun2974
      @goodun2974 Рік тому +3

      Several of my favorite guitarists did soundtrack work for Herzog films: Richard Thompson did the music for Grizzly Man, and David Lindley (with Henry Kaiser) did music for a film about the Arctic.

    • @kdm_entertainment
      @kdm_entertainment Рік тому +3

      Haha indeed!

    • @davidethridge5748
      @davidethridge5748 Рік тому

      You wish this guy would respond to your stupid comment

    • @iiWNMii
      @iiWNMii Рік тому +5

      The rot and decay of wood. A stark reminder of our own mortality. Like so many passing ships in the night

    • @telecastersaremetal6648
      @telecastersaremetal6648 Рік тому +3

      I had to pause video…I was dying!😂

  • @gmill7911
    @gmill7911 Рік тому +237

    As an ardent admirer of Werner Herzog, I thought you did a very commendable impression of both his voice, and his philosophy.

    • @peerpaulin8486
      @peerpaulin8486 Рік тому +12

      Also as an admirer of Herzog I have to totally agree while still rolling on the floor laughing...

    • @scundoalex
      @scundoalex Рік тому +5

      So good it was spooky

    • @howardsternssmicrophone9332
      @howardsternssmicrophone9332 Рік тому +3

      We also got a quick Gary Chalmers the 3rd reference too!

    • @alnicospeaker
      @alnicospeaker Рік тому +5

      The accent was very good, not only German but also the Bavarian tongue of Herzog came through!

    • @chickenlickin3820
      @chickenlickin3820 Рік тому +6

      Thought it was more Arnold Schwarzenegger lol

  • @spumpstein9374
    @spumpstein9374 Рік тому +131

    I was 53 seconds into this and feeling way more creeped-out by the Werner Herzog voice than I expected to be. But by 1:02 I am laughing out loud at "it is poignant to imagine the delicate sound of yesteryear...ephemeral joy...". Hilarious. You are the Philomena Cunk of Luthiery.

    • @American_Jeeper
      @American_Jeeper Рік тому

      Philomena Cunk is a dim bulb who has no idea what she's talking about. Ted is, if anything, her antithesis.

  • @michaelnewell9662
    @michaelnewell9662 Рік тому +69

    "...and lint" no, Ted you humored ME. a GREAT episode!

  • @Firefly-dy5zc
    @Firefly-dy5zc Рік тому +55

    The introduction was pure gold. You had me laughing out loud! Really looking forward to seeing this repair to completion.

  • @jaded_machine
    @jaded_machine Рік тому +50

    I never comment on videos I watch, its just not in my DNA but here we go! As a musician I find these videos endlessly fascinating. As a bassist I find myself selfishly wishing for more bass content. And as a maker I find your craftsmanship inspiring.
    So after a really difficult day I pop on the tube to take the edge off. And am greeted by this absolutely brilliant Herzog inspired intro. I have to say this was everything I never knew I needed. Thank you for bringing some much needed light. Bravo good sir!

  • @harrisonandrew
    @harrisonandrew Рік тому +35

    I thought you had lost it completely at the start of this video. The various volatile organic compounds finally got to Ted. 😂😂 Loved the episode.

  • @arnebroxleirnes418
    @arnebroxleirnes418 Рік тому +28

    "Darkness & Lint". What a great band name...

  • @kkupsky6321
    @kkupsky6321 Рік тому +8

    “In the pocket like Bernard Purdie”… thanks for a laugh for the drummers.

  • @Harrisvoter
    @Harrisvoter Рік тому +11

    A Bernard Purdy reference is not easy with a Herzog intro , you are the best Twood

  • @stevedowler2366
    @stevedowler2366 Рік тому +16

    Wow! An homage to Bernie Purdie, master of the funky drum set. Thanks for that little flash from the past.

  • @seal010101
    @seal010101 Рік тому +24

    Little Dieter needs to fly; but little Werner needs to play.

  • @ericdoe2318
    @ericdoe2318 Рік тому +9

    Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.

  • @christophertanis8374
    @christophertanis8374 Рік тому +13

    Really, genuinely, wonderful to hear you doing Herzog. And doing him well. As always, Ted, your skills and wonderfully calm yet cynical way of solving problems creatively are a joy to watch.

  • @jimf4492
    @jimf4492 Рік тому +14

    Thanks for that; I needed a laugh. That was spot-on! I was expecting to hear something tying the guitar to grizzly bears.

    • @plakor6133
      @plakor6133 Рік тому +1

      From its condition, that guitar may have been used to fight off a grizzly.

  • @FAMUCHOLLY
    @FAMUCHOLLY Рік тому +5

    You sir, have truly found your calling! The level of skill and expertise is amazing... but your willingness to share that knowledge and edu-tain us is extraordinary. THANKS FOR THE VDEOS!

  • @mikehelton697
    @mikehelton697 Рік тому +8

    Steamed hams but it’s a 20 minute guitar repair video with a Werner Herzog cameo

  • @jcm78
    @jcm78 Рік тому +4

    Been listening to Bernard Purdy all week. I’ve been on a SD kick recently.

  • @PaulAshley
    @PaulAshley Рік тому +8

    Loved the concluding "darkness and lint" Herzog line! And looking forward to the next installment of this repair.

  • @mattfleming2287
    @mattfleming2287 Рік тому +11

    Thanks, Ted. I gotta say I get your humor. Always entertaining and informative.
    You do you, Ted. We’ll always watch.

  • @hessex1899
    @hessex1899 Рік тому +5

    I do, however, against my better judgment, love it.

  • @MenkoDany
    @MenkoDany Рік тому +7

    Insane work for the restoration! Can't wait for part 2! I was glued to the screen the whole time

  • @kenpinchin780
    @kenpinchin780 Рік тому +6

    You do such exemplary work, and now I hear Werner Herzog’s voice wonderfully describing this old guitar, brilliant! A perfect melding of philosophy, craftsmanship and dry humor. Love it.

  • @mnemonik61
    @mnemonik61 Рік тому +8

    Somebody must really love this old Washburn, because you could probably (almost) *build* him a new one for what this repair's gonna run. 😄
    Also, your Herzog is 'spot on' as the Brits say. Loved it!

  • @davehunger21
    @davehunger21 Рік тому +3

    As a long time fan of the channel, but also a drummer that doesn't even know how to hold a guitar, I appreciated the Bernard Purdie "pocket" comment.

  • @danielktdoranie
    @danielktdoranie Рік тому +3

    LOL Herzog!

  • @emmettmarrujo5075
    @emmettmarrujo5075 Рік тому +3

    I think we need to establish an international “Talk Like Werner Herzog Day”, thanks for the laughs!

  • @AndrewSmith-pc8eq
    @AndrewSmith-pc8eq Рік тому +6

    I'm curious to see how you recreate the finger board! AR you going to reuse the original inlays for posterity or make all new ones? Cream binding? Or white? Tortoise shell or m.o.p. or abalone upgrades?

  • @jakebopp6009
    @jakebopp6009 Рік тому +8

    I love this channel so much.

  • @tripencrypt
    @tripencrypt Рік тому +8

    On your remarkable narration, it was an inspired rendition. Capturing the idiosyncratic voice of a man who, like each guitar you present, has his own lilt and consonance. Thanks again for sharing your art with us. That tiger oak back is incredible!

  • @cytoplast0161
    @cytoplast0161 Рік тому +6

    I'm looking forward to see how this turns out. I'm a washburn man myself so I really want to see how this one sounds. Also...very nice werner impression.

  • @WutipongWongsakuldej
    @WutipongWongsakuldej Рік тому +3

    I was watching "Ask Olaf the Violinmaker" before this one. He mentioned that he only uses natural vanish and hide glue, as it's been proven for centuries and there's no reason to change it. When you said the dye used in the guitar is acidic and it has chemical reaction with the fingerboard, I thought it's kind of confirming what Olaf said in his video.

  • @monsarad888
    @monsarad888 Рік тому +5

    Love your German accent.
    I am German btw

    • @_wayneman_
      @_wayneman_ Рік тому

      Same, but I actually think he sounded more Austrian than German, which might be a very subtle difference to everyone who isn't a native German speaker.
      Just picture Schwarzenegger while you listen and I think you'll all agree.

    • @charlesclark3840
      @charlesclark3840 Рік тому

      @@_wayneman_ He was trying to sound like a certain Bavarian, fwiw.

    • @_wayneman_
      @_wayneman_ Рік тому

      @@charlesclark3840 I know Werner Herzog, but, although similar in some aspects, there're quite some differences between Bavarian and Austrian accents. Trust me, as a native German speaker, I can hear the difference.

    • @charlesclark3840
      @charlesclark3840 Рік тому

      @@_wayneman_ I hope so! I thought there were spots where Ted sounded very Werner, and maybe some spots where he had more of a Werner voice and speaking style but maybe more of an Arnold accent. Still, I recognized the voice he was going for and I couldn't even come close.

  • @RonSteinPhotography
    @RonSteinPhotography Рік тому +2

    Hi Mr. Woodford, may I please ask where you get your luthier lumber from in Canada? I am honestly a bit baffled by the lack of information about any reputable suppliers, although it is widely known that Canada is very rich in luthier worthy woods! Thanks!

  • @gryfandjane
    @gryfandjane Рік тому +6

    Interesting project! It's not so much a restoration as a resurrection. I look forward to hearing it sing again!

  • @briansavage932
    @briansavage932 Рік тому +7

    First commenter! This is my time to shine! I can't think of anything to say!

    • @thesffog1814
      @thesffog1814 Рік тому +1

      I could have said it better myself!

    • @family-accountemail9111
      @family-accountemail9111 Рік тому +1

      All I can is it's makes my Sunday complete! It's quite unnerving when he's on holiday!

    • @hessex1899
      @hessex1899 Рік тому +1

      "FIRSTIES" map it to an F key. :)

    • @philpegrum6032
      @philpegrum6032 Рік тому +1

      You could start with " well hi there gang!!!"😂

    • @mattrogers1946
      @mattrogers1946 Рік тому

      Ahh, another fledgling. member of the cult of me. Real shame, this isn't about you, isn't it?
      Yawn...😴😴😴

  • @michaelrice500
    @michaelrice500 Рік тому +4

    I knew something wonderful in the narration was about to be served up as the camera dove into the abyss and I was not disappointed; LINT! The room still echoes with the reverberations of my mirth! The cat is still on edge, the dog has fled and the children are crying. Bravo!

  • @ronmarkell4436
    @ronmarkell4436 Рік тому +2

    Sorry Ted but I was elated when I saw how much work this guitar needed. I do apologize but I knew that I was going to be along for the ride - and the ride was going to be both entertaining and informative.
    One question; since the fingerboard is off, why not install an adjustable truss rod? I’m curious as how this decision was made.

  • @jefffixesit60
    @jefffixesit60 Рік тому +5

    I love your sense of humor! If the Werner Herzog doesn't make you giggle, "the teeter has tottered" will. Fabulous show, can't wait to see more of this "resurrection", as another commenter called it. Wash or burn as required, kind Sir!

  • @mikemorrisonmusic
    @mikemorrisonmusic Рік тому +2

    “And we’ll return to this next week.”
    (Me, realizing the video is over): “NOOO!!!”

  • @kkjhn41
    @kkjhn41 Рік тому +3

    True fact, if you can do Warner Herzog, you can also do Christoph Waltz and John Malkovich with just some small adjustments.

  • @_wayneman_
    @_wayneman_ Рік тому +2

    Speaking entirely financially; is it even worth repairing this guitar?
    Regardless of the answer, I do think these old instruments deserve this kind of attention and love. 🙂

  • @garywhitt98
    @garywhitt98 Рік тому +12

    Ted is a continental treasure. What a talent!

  • @adammono1839
    @adammono1839 Рік тому +2

    Bernard purdie, superintendent chalmers, werner hertzog, this video has it all!

  • @pirateradioFPV
    @pirateradioFPV Рік тому +2

    For a brief moment I thought it was another great day of saving the bees. The fretboards 👀

  • @brokenacoustic
    @brokenacoustic Рік тому +1

    ...yu...uh...you know, ugh...one thing i should....excuse me for one second.......AHH WELL THAT WAS WONDERFUL...

  • @kbjerke
    @kbjerke Рік тому +6

    Wow, that's a pretty deep dive! I'm fascinated by the procedure. Can't wait for the next installment. Thanks, Ted!

  • @Sungodv
    @Sungodv Рік тому +6

    these are never long enough and yes, I have watched old vids over and over for the last four or five years.....great work, Ted!

  • @PC85X
    @PC85X Рік тому +2

    Crazy how good you are at your craft, yet fake restoration videos get millions of views.
    I remember the Gibson headstock repair you did and was blown away. We've all seen hundreds of Gibby repaired heads, but yours was by far the cleanest job I've seen 👌

  • @J.C...
    @J.C... Рік тому +1

    Last time I saw a Washburn this old, ****** String Works was tearing up one from 1890s. When he did, his reply was "well you gotta do what you gotta do". No, J----. You didn't have to break that guitar from the 1890s to fix it. He's sooooooo bad.

  • @jeffthevideoguy23
    @jeffthevideoguy23 Рік тому +2

    🎶Well we never miss a chance, we get up and dance and to the Purdie shuffle. 🎶

  • @baronoflivonia.3512
    @baronoflivonia.3512 Рік тому +4

    I have learned more about how a guitar should be constructed/put together, and the methods for doing it from watching your highly enjoyable and instructive video's. Thank You.

  • @TimothyLecheminant
    @TimothyLecheminant Рік тому +4

    Haha oh hell yes! Best intro ever

  • @Ukedc259
    @Ukedc259 Рік тому +1

    “Some see harmony in luthiary, but when I look into the dark void of the guitar’s sound hole all I see is murder and chaos. The music of the spheres is a fallacy. Existence stretches away from us on all sides, uncaring, soulless, absent of meaning or purpose. Dm, Em, F#, Bm, F, E, Am. Chaos.”

  • @jamesoncoffey3752
    @jamesoncoffey3752 Рік тому +3

    You nailed the intro 👏👏👏
    Well thought out delivery!

  • @kmwilde
    @kmwilde Рік тому +2

    Werner and steamed hams in the same episode? Oh my, now I’ve got the vapors.

  • @styrenebuilds6851
    @styrenebuilds6851 Рік тому +2

    Arnold Schwollenpecker?

  • @PsionicAudio
    @PsionicAudio Рік тому +1

    Beautiful Herzog. Cheers to you, sir.

  • @uqpmilne
    @uqpmilne Рік тому +2

    Just when I thought I couldn't love this you tube channel any more than I already do, you hit us with thar fantastic Herzog intro. Brilliant!

  • @Shiznitt_
    @Shiznitt_ Рік тому +2

    At what point do you smash it on the ground and say it isn’t worth it? Lol

  • @mallninja9805
    @mallninja9805 Рік тому +2

    Thanks for making me laugh today.

  • @azbababooey
    @azbababooey Рік тому +2

    Ok, I’m pissing myself laughing at that beginning! That was awesome!!

  • @walterhambrick8705
    @walterhambrick8705 Рік тому +1

    I will be looking forward to next week! This was a fun episode. I just hope the bridge area doesn't cave in making your work worthless. Good luck.

  • @danielktdoranie
    @danielktdoranie Рік тому +1

    Triva: Ian Curtis of the band Joy Division (later named New Order) killed himself while watching Herzog’s 1977 film “Stroszek”.

  • @albertplaysguitar
    @albertplaysguitar Рік тому +1

    "Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?" 😂😂😂

  • @anthonyb5279
    @anthonyb5279 Рік тому +2

    Very nice master level stuff there. I enjoy watching people that know what they are doing do it right.

  • @RedLittleBee
    @RedLittleBee Рік тому +1

    Oh. My. Herzog. You made it!!! 😂😂❤
    (BTW:I recommend reading Werner‘s biography.)

  • @galeng73
    @galeng73 Рік тому +1

    I really wish you had a Patreon. I know it sounds weird, but I really want to give you money. Also, I flippen love Washburn. They're so underrated, especially in the collector's market.

  • @arybolanos752
    @arybolanos752 Рік тому +2

    Man I love you videos and can truly say that I am bummed out that I have to wait a week to see more on this guitar. I guess this becomes a better subscribe to a channel moment. Thanks

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 Рік тому +1

    All you guys with your clever flame-roasted necks with maple fretboards can expect this fate eventually: cracks everywhere.

  • @PickupsAreNotTrucks
    @PickupsAreNotTrucks Рік тому +1

    Hey Ted. Can a fella use a bridge doctor somehow in the upper bout to keep the neck from folding down inwards and raising action? I inherited 1990 Yamaha acoustic guitar from my stepdad that is right on the brink of needing a neck reset and it’s just not worth putting that money into. But the guitar does have sentimental value to me. Is there anything I can do to brace the rear of the fingerboard up to keep it from moving any farther? I do have lighter strings on it tuned to e flat but it’d sure be nice to strengthen the upper bout somehow to keep it from getting worse. Limp it along a few more years, yaknow? I’m pretty handy with mechanic stuff, I build engines and whatnot. Haven’t worked a whole lot with wood but I have always done my own guitar work for the past 20 years. Open to suggestions from anyone knowledgeable in the comments.

  • @65tiasquam
    @65tiasquam Рік тому +2

    Brilliant intro. Your mind is a treasure.

  • @mightyV444
    @mightyV444 Рік тому +1

    10:19 - Hah! I was watching a video of Bernard Purdie demonstrating his 'Purdie Shuffle' only a few days ago! 😄

  • @chickenlickin3820
    @chickenlickin3820 Рік тому +3

    Your work is always so good that bridge fabrication is amazing, well done Ted.

  • @johnreynolds5594
    @johnreynolds5594 Рік тому +1

    I've seen seventy-year-old cigar boxes that looked more playable than that poor old fellow. Good luck.

  • @robbysguitars8223
    @robbysguitars8223 Рік тому +1

    You're goofy, Ted. That's why I keep coming back, my friend.

  • @darrinswanson
    @darrinswanson Рік тому +1

    Can someone please train an A.I. to redo all of Ted's video catalog in Werner Herzog voice-over? Just want an excuse to view them all again.

  • @maestromecanico597
    @maestromecanico597 Рік тому +1

    A little warning or disclaimer next time. Earl Gray tea expelled out the nasal cavity is NOT painless. But that intro was priceless. Keep it rolling.😅

  • @fongy200
    @fongy200 Рік тому +1

    I'd like to send you some pics of mine. It's identical but in far better condition. I'll email you some pics Ted. I was really pleased when i saw the notification Thumbnail. Glad this has come across your bench. In a good way. Cheers mate.

  • @guyincognito1423
    @guyincognito1423 Рік тому +2

    It's like watching Grizzly Man but feeling actual sympathy for the focus of the film.

  • @wthompso9
    @wthompso9 Рік тому +1

    One of your best, I think, and that is saying something, because they are all pretty damn good. I learn something every time. Cheers!

  • @ALEX-Extreme
    @ALEX-Extreme Рік тому +1

    What type of heater for neck and bridge removal for a hobbyist luthier would you recommend?

  • @kevjones5047
    @kevjones5047 Рік тому +1

    loved directors on guitars... please do Scorsese coked up and talking about Robbie's strat.

  • @PaisleyPatchouli
    @PaisleyPatchouli Рік тому +3

    Can we get Werner to narrate all the episodes from now on? Pleeease???
    OK, Can we at least get him again for part two?
    Auf Wiedersehen!

  • @steby123
    @steby123 Рік тому +1

    1/4" action wouldn't that be considered DOBRO??

  • @scottjustscott3730
    @scottjustscott3730 Рік тому +1

    Three words and I knew exactly who you were supposed to be. Can't wait to hear your Klaus Kinski!

  • @J.C...
    @J.C... Рік тому +1

    Whoa. I bet you RSW had his hands on that one previously considering what I saw him do to the last one. Oh it was soooo bad.

  • @nellayema2455
    @nellayema2455 Рік тому +2

    Excellent impression, lol! It's good to see that the old guitar will live to play another day.

  • @davidnuckols8151
    @davidnuckols8151 Рік тому +1

    Werner Herzogg appreciated. Thanks for humoring me.

  • @mellowvids9637
    @mellowvids9637 Рік тому +2

    Great ! looking forward to part two.

  • @Joe___R
    @Joe___R Рік тому +1

    With as much as you need to do to that guitar, it would have made more sense to remove the back. It would have made it much easier to fix all the internal issues. Plus, the back was already loose in places, so removing it would allow for a better reglue.

  • @gregb91401
    @gregb91401 Рік тому +1

    I was wondering how you were going to rebuild that "wash it or burn it" from the ground up in 20 minutes. Looking forward to your progress next week.

  • @shawnswitenky1158
    @shawnswitenky1158 Рік тому +1

    Makes me wonder what narration is next? Carl Sagan? Rod Sirling? Maybe Bob Ross?

  • @hankgesmag9650
    @hankgesmag9650 Рік тому +2

    Can't wait to hear how the guitar sounds. It seems like it's a lot of work (cost), but I assume the owner has good reasons for doing this. Love all your jigs an cauls!

  • @bubbafrump74
    @bubbafrump74 Рік тому +1

    Forgive me for saying this, but I wish you would do your werner on every intro. It was fantastic, and I laughed so hard I peed a little.

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 Рік тому +1

    If you say "impending doom" three times, Werner Herzog appears.

  • @davidblankenship7985
    @davidblankenship7985 Рік тому +1

    It's a Washburn. It requires a Floyd Rose and more pointy bits

  • @thegeekdude67
    @thegeekdude67 Рік тому +2

    This a great series for this one. Can’t wait for the next episode!
    😎👏

  • @kenbrogno9018
    @kenbrogno9018 Рік тому +1

    Very nice! Can you do Ahhnold next time? You know the guy that used to be guvnor of Caleeforneeya.

  • @FairlyUnknown
    @FairlyUnknown Рік тому +2

    I'm looking forward to seeing this repair completed. It's a ton of work by it needing so much repair, but it looks like the fun kind since nothing is fighting with you and it's more like building a guitar rather than repairing.