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  • @briansavage932
    @briansavage932 Рік тому +303

    Your Werner Herzog is on point. 😂

    • @goodun2974
      @goodun2974 Рік тому +3

      Several of my favorite guitarists did soundtrack work for Herzog films: Richard Thompson did the music for Grizzly Man, and David Lindley (with Henry Kaiser) did music for a film about the Arctic.

    • @kdm_entertainment
      @kdm_entertainment Рік тому +3

      Haha indeed!

    • @davidethridge5748
      @davidethridge5748 Рік тому

      You wish this guy would respond to your stupid comment

    • @iiWNMii
      @iiWNMii Рік тому +5

      The rot and decay of wood. A stark reminder of our own mortality. Like so many passing ships in the night

    • @telecastersaremetal6648
      @telecastersaremetal6648 Рік тому +3

      I had to pause video…I was dying!😂

  • @kkupsky6321
    @kkupsky6321 Рік тому +9

    “In the pocket like Bernard Purdie”… thanks for a laugh for the drummers.

  • @gmill7911
    @gmill7911 Рік тому +239

    As an ardent admirer of Werner Herzog, I thought you did a very commendable impression of both his voice, and his philosophy.

    • @peerpaulin8486
      @peerpaulin8486 Рік тому +12

      Also as an admirer of Herzog I have to totally agree while still rolling on the floor laughing...

    • @scundoalex
      @scundoalex Рік тому +5

      So good it was spooky

    • @howardsternssmicrophone9332
      @howardsternssmicrophone9332 Рік тому +4

      We also got a quick Gary Chalmers the 3rd reference too!

    • @alnicospeaker
      @alnicospeaker Рік тому +5

      The accent was very good, not only German but also the Bavarian tongue of Herzog came through!

    • @chickenlickin3820
      @chickenlickin3820 Рік тому +6

      Thought it was more Arnold Schwarzenegger lol

  • @spumpstein9374
    @spumpstein9374 Рік тому +134

    I was 53 seconds into this and feeling way more creeped-out by the Werner Herzog voice than I expected to be. But by 1:02 I am laughing out loud at "it is poignant to imagine the delicate sound of yesteryear...ephemeral joy...". Hilarious. You are the Philomena Cunk of Luthiery.

    • @American_Jeeper
      @American_Jeeper Рік тому

      Philomena Cunk is a dim bulb who has no idea what she's talking about. Ted is, if anything, her antithesis.

  • @michaelnewell9662
    @michaelnewell9662 Рік тому +72

    "...and lint" no, Ted you humored ME. a GREAT episode!

  • @arnebroxleirnes418
    @arnebroxleirnes418 Рік тому +30

    "Darkness & Lint". What a great band name...

  • @mikehelton697
    @mikehelton697 Рік тому +9

    Steamed hams but it’s a 20 minute guitar repair video with a Werner Herzog cameo

  • @YeTi2055
    @YeTi2055 Рік тому +11

    A Bernard Purdy reference is not easy with a Herzog intro , you are the best Twood

  • @emmettmarrujo5075
    @emmettmarrujo5075 Рік тому +3

    I think we need to establish an international “Talk Like Werner Herzog Day”, thanks for the laughs!

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 Рік тому +1

    All you guys with your clever flame-roasted necks with maple fretboards can expect this fate eventually: cracks everywhere.

  • @PsionicAudio
    @PsionicAudio Рік тому +1

    Beautiful Herzog. Cheers to you, sir.

  • @jcm78
    @jcm78 Рік тому +4

    Been listening to Bernard Purdy all week. I’ve been on a SD kick recently.

  • @Firefly-dy5zc
    @Firefly-dy5zc Рік тому +56

    The introduction was pure gold. You had me laughing out loud! Really looking forward to seeing this repair to completion.

  • @seal010101
    @seal010101 Рік тому +25

    Little Dieter needs to fly; but little Werner needs to play.

  • @johnreynolds5594
    @johnreynolds5594 Рік тому +1

    I've seen seventy-year-old cigar boxes that looked more playable than that poor old fellow. Good luck.

  • @harrisonandrew
    @harrisonandrew Рік тому +35

    I thought you had lost it completely at the start of this video. The various volatile organic compounds finally got to Ted. 😂😂 Loved the episode.

  • @stevedowler2366
    @stevedowler2366 Рік тому +16

    Wow! An homage to Bernie Purdie, master of the funky drum set. Thanks for that little flash from the past.

  • @65tiasquam
    @65tiasquam Рік тому +2

    Brilliant intro. Your mind is a treasure.

  • @michaelrice500
    @michaelrice500 Рік тому +4

    I knew something wonderful in the narration was about to be served up as the camera dove into the abyss and I was not disappointed; LINT! The room still echoes with the reverberations of my mirth! The cat is still on edge, the dog has fled and the children are crying. Bravo!

  • @hessex1899
    @hessex1899 Рік тому +5

    I do, however, against my better judgment, love it.

  • @adammono1839
    @adammono1839 Рік тому +2

    Bernard purdie, superintendent chalmers, werner hertzog, this video has it all!

  • @CanadianDivergent
    @CanadianDivergent Рік тому

    the Werner Herzog bit was priceless! It could totally make a great doc! 🤣🤣😆😆

  • @davehunger21
    @davehunger21 Рік тому +3

    As a long time fan of the channel, but also a drummer that doesn't even know how to hold a guitar, I appreciated the Bernard Purdie "pocket" comment.

  • @nicolen.9642
    @nicolen.9642 Рік тому +1

    Herzog beginning is hilarious 😂!

  • @scottjustscott3730
    @scottjustscott3730 Рік тому +1

    Three words and I knew exactly who you were supposed to be. Can't wait to hear your Klaus Kinski!

  • @albertplaysguitar
    @albertplaysguitar Рік тому +1

    "Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?" 😂😂😂

  • @robbysguitars8223
    @robbysguitars8223 Рік тому +1

    You're goofy, Ted. That's why I keep coming back, my friend.

  • @PaulAshley
    @PaulAshley Рік тому +8

    Loved the concluding "darkness and lint" Herzog line! And looking forward to the next installment of this repair.

  • @pirateradioFPV
    @pirateradioFPV Рік тому +2

    For a brief moment I thought it was another great day of saving the bees. The fretboards 👀

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 Рік тому +1

    If you say "impending doom" three times, Werner Herzog appears.

  • @iainguitar
    @iainguitar Рік тому +3

    That intro was a thing of pure joy. Thank you.

  • @jamesoncoffey3752
    @jamesoncoffey3752 Рік тому +3

    You nailed the intro 👏👏👏
    Well thought out delivery!

  • @RichardCharter
    @RichardCharter Рік тому +1

    I came for the beautiful reparation, and stayed for the impeccable Herzog impression

  • @sam127001
    @sam127001 Рік тому +1

    I was surprised at how similar Herzog and Schwarzenegger sound - great intro !

  • @user-to6nk7ny1p
    @user-to6nk7ny1p Рік тому +1

    Ted Ted Ted…
    A stellar Warner Herzog impression and a Simpson’s steamed hams reference?? Keep it coming!

    • @charlesclark3840
      @charlesclark3840 Рік тому +1

      Werner has voiced characters in 4 (four!) episodes. (I had to look that up; I thought there was one, only to find more than one.)

  • @geoffdanker3034
    @geoffdanker3034 Рік тому

    😂 I skipped over the start and wondered, "Why does he sound like Werner Herzog?" Haha! Good one.

  • @davidnuckols8151
    @davidnuckols8151 Рік тому +1

    Werner Herzogg appreciated. Thanks for humoring me.

  • @uqpmilne
    @uqpmilne Рік тому +2

    Just when I thought I couldn't love this you tube channel any more than I already do, you hit us with thar fantastic Herzog intro. Brilliant!

  • @realtofuboy
    @realtofuboy Рік тому

    omg Ted, I couldnt stop laughing at the spot on Werner Herzog impression. Keep up the great work!

  • @jimf4492
    @jimf4492 Рік тому +14

    Thanks for that; I needed a laugh. That was spot-on! I was expecting to hear something tying the guitar to grizzly bears.

    • @plakor6133
      @plakor6133 Рік тому +1

      From its condition, that guitar may have been used to fight off a grizzly.

  • @jaded_machine
    @jaded_machine Рік тому +50

    I never comment on videos I watch, its just not in my DNA but here we go! As a musician I find these videos endlessly fascinating. As a bassist I find myself selfishly wishing for more bass content. And as a maker I find your craftsmanship inspiring.
    So after a really difficult day I pop on the tube to take the edge off. And am greeted by this absolutely brilliant Herzog inspired intro. I have to say this was everything I never knew I needed. Thank you for bringing some much needed light. Bravo good sir!

  • @garywhitt98
    @garywhitt98 Рік тому +12

    Ted is a continental treasure. What a talent!

  • @JuanDaringMann
    @JuanDaringMann Рік тому +2

    Time well spent, making a wall hanger playable is commendable.

  • @In_MT
    @In_MT Рік тому +1

    Love the Werner Herzog Narration. Great director, and Podcast Narrator ;-)

  • @picksalot1
    @picksalot1 Рік тому +2

    Herzog sets the mood for the long and arduous journey of a guitar in need of a rebirth.

  • @bizzski
    @bizzski Рік тому +1

    Love your channel. Always insane quality of work.

  • @matthewpocock4824
    @matthewpocock4824 Рік тому

    Steamed hams 😅😅 I enjoyed watching the loving care she received. What a grand old Lady.

  • @guyincognito1423
    @guyincognito1423 Рік тому +2

    It's like watching Grizzly Man but feeling actual sympathy for the focus of the film.

  • @wthompso9
    @wthompso9 Рік тому +1

    One of your best, I think, and that is saying something, because they are all pretty damn good. I learn something every time. Cheers!

  • @FAMUCHOLLY
    @FAMUCHOLLY Рік тому +5

    You sir, have truly found your calling! The level of skill and expertise is amazing... but your willingness to share that knowledge and edu-tain us is extraordinary. THANKS FOR THE VDEOS!

  • @peterstephen1562
    @peterstephen1562 Рік тому

    This luthier from New Zealand / Aotearoa finds a good deal of cultural sympathy and enjoyment of your resigned humor.
    Also the soldering iron and realistic conscientious work.

  • @pauleandersonmusic
    @pauleandersonmusic Рік тому

    Haha! That's an excellent Herzog impression! I had to rewatch the intro again. Good times

  • @thecaveofthedead
    @thecaveofthedead Рік тому +1

    Always love a good Werner Herzog impression. And this was a good one. Laughed out loud at the end. Fascinating project this.

  • @brc8387
    @brc8387 Рік тому

    My favorite UA-cam luthier.
    The woodworking skills of Norm Abrams.
    The patient, caring vocal tones of Bob Ross.
    The beard, humor and attitude of the Canadian national treasure, Red Green.
    PLUS an awesome guitar player.

  • @revolutioninthespiri
    @revolutioninthespiri Рік тому +1

    Loving this cliffhanger Ted lol… How long are you going to leave us hanging?? 😂

  • @jefffixesit60
    @jefffixesit60 Рік тому +5

    I love your sense of humor! If the Werner Herzog doesn't make you giggle, "the teeter has tottered" will. Fabulous show, can't wait to see more of this "resurrection", as another commenter called it. Wash or burn as required, kind Sir!

  • @kmwilde
    @kmwilde Рік тому +2

    Werner and steamed hams in the same episode? Oh my, now I’ve got the vapors.

  • @nellayema2455
    @nellayema2455 Рік тому +2

    Excellent impression, lol! It's good to see that the old guitar will live to play another day.

  • @christophertanis8374
    @christophertanis8374 Рік тому +13

    Really, genuinely, wonderful to hear you doing Herzog. And doing him well. As always, Ted, your skills and wonderfully calm yet cynical way of solving problems creatively are a joy to watch.

  • @martinchamberlain8948
    @martinchamberlain8948 Рік тому +1

    I'll just pile on here...both your Werner Hertzog impression and the prose for the opening...perfect! Made my day. Thanks!

  • @matthewridgeway9250
    @matthewridgeway9250 Рік тому +1

    Ahhh yes. Chalmers quotes are wonderful!

  • @BillJones
    @BillJones Рік тому

    You have a newfound ease with your humor. This was delightful.

  • @irrationallynegative
    @irrationallynegative Рік тому

    The Werner voice is spot on, it really threw me off for a second!

  • @CaptainRon1913
    @CaptainRon1913 Рік тому

    "Have the Monks all stopped meditating?, they seem to be tweeting"
    ~ Warner Herzog

  • @walterhambrick8705
    @walterhambrick8705 Рік тому +1

    I will be looking forward to next week! This was a fun episode. I just hope the bridge area doesn't cave in making your work worthless. Good luck.

  • @telecasterbear
    @telecasterbear Рік тому +1

    An extra bit of humour de Canada this week. Splendid.

  • @desolatemetro
    @desolatemetro Рік тому +1

    😂😂 Excellent Werner Herzog. Really cool project I can't wait to see the second half!

  • @jjclaws
    @jjclaws Рік тому +2

    Appreciating the superintendent Chalmers quote!

  • @JonathanDooly
    @JonathanDooly Рік тому

    I am loving the commentary jokes on this video. Love your work.

  • @pmd7914
    @pmd7914 Рік тому +1

    Was good to see the neck removal without fretboard. Now I get it.
    You've got more than one video in the remaining work me thinks!

  • @randybecker7339
    @randybecker7339 Рік тому +1

    That little parlor is getting the complete spa treatment! It's gonna feel so good when it's all done!

  • @KenIn_NH
    @KenIn_NH Рік тому

    Haa! Loved the intro! Perhaps a sideline gig for voice-overs in your future.😂

  • @azbababooey
    @azbababooey Рік тому +2

    Ok, I’m pissing myself laughing at that beginning! That was awesome!!

  • @alanburns8362
    @alanburns8362 Рік тому +1

    Your bridges are always works of art.

  • @MenkoDany
    @MenkoDany Рік тому +7

    Insane work for the restoration! Can't wait for part 2! I was glued to the screen the whole time

  • @Ninety2guits
    @Ninety2guits Рік тому

    After you showed the damage I was on the edge of my seat to see how you were going to deal with it... Bravo Bravo!!!!

  • @GP-Music.
    @GP-Music. Рік тому +1

    Hell yeah, those huge repairs bring in the $! Just another day Ted!

  • @jimroberts8960
    @jimroberts8960 Рік тому +1

    Beautiful channeling of Herzog! You’re a natural!

  • @kenpinchin780
    @kenpinchin780 Рік тому +6

    You do such exemplary work, and now I hear Werner Herzog’s voice wonderfully describing this old guitar, brilliant! A perfect melding of philosophy, craftsmanship and dry humor. Love it.

  • @PC85X
    @PC85X Рік тому +2

    Crazy how good you are at your craft, yet fake restoration videos get millions of views.
    I remember the Gibson headstock repair you did and was blown away. We've all seen hundreds of Gibby repaired heads, but yours was by far the cleanest job I've seen 👌

  • @I.M.Guitar-Nerd
    @I.M.Guitar-Nerd Рік тому +1

    Brilliant! As always.

  • @mattfleming2287
    @mattfleming2287 Рік тому +11

    Thanks, Ted. I gotta say I get your humor. Always entertaining and informative.
    You do you, Ted. We’ll always watch.

  • @kitchenbriks3685
    @kitchenbriks3685 Рік тому +1

    I hope you sand and refinish this whole guitar it deserves it. There’s nothing left to preserve

  • @gryfandjane
    @gryfandjane Рік тому +6

    Interesting project! It's not so much a restoration as a resurrection. I look forward to hearing it sing again!

  • @Sungodv
    @Sungodv Рік тому +6

    these are never long enough and yes, I have watched old vids over and over for the last four or five years.....great work, Ted!

  • @dwebster50
    @dwebster50 Рік тому

    Awesome repair….to play it after you have done your work , would be a great thing for me ! 😊🇨🇦😊🇨🇦

  • @sbrown1953
    @sbrown1953 Рік тому +1

    “I find it interesting that there are imposters out on the Internet pretending to be Werner Herzog.”
    ~ Werner Herzog

  • @thegeekdude67
    @thegeekdude67 Рік тому +2

    This a great series for this one. Can’t wait for the next episode!
    😎👏

  • @tedbear2441
    @tedbear2441 10 днів тому

    My favourite guitar repair channel of all. I learn so much I have to sit with a notebook. Thanks very.

  • @mnemonik61
    @mnemonik61 Рік тому +8

    Somebody must really love this old Washburn, because you could probably (almost) *build* him a new one for what this repair's gonna run. 😄
    Also, your Herzog is 'spot on' as the Brits say. Loved it!

  • @tripencrypt
    @tripencrypt Рік тому +8

    On your remarkable narration, it was an inspired rendition. Capturing the idiosyncratic voice of a man who, like each guitar you present, has his own lilt and consonance. Thanks again for sharing your art with us. That tiger oak back is incredible!

  • @mightyV444
    @mightyV444 Рік тому +1

    10:19 - Hah! I was watching a video of Bernard Purdie demonstrating his 'Purdie Shuffle' only a few days ago! 😄

  • @andrewfisher3035
    @andrewfisher3035 Рік тому +1

    Kept expecting you to say “get to the chopper” 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Blitterbug
    @Blitterbug Рік тому

    Fabulous. It's videos like yours that make UA-cam a real alternative to traditional TV programmes. Can't wait for Part II.

  • @keeganpug
    @keeganpug Рік тому

    You know it's going to be a great video when there's a reference to Bernard "Pretty" Purdy.

  • @jakebopp6009
    @jakebopp6009 Рік тому +8

    I love this channel so much.

  • @galeng73
    @galeng73 Рік тому +1

    I really wish you had a Patreon. I know it sounds weird, but I really want to give you money. Also, I flippen love Washburn. They're so underrated, especially in the collector's market.

  • @device1974
    @device1974 Рік тому

    I've been trying to do a decent Werner Herzog for years and here you go taking the wind out of my sails. I figured at least I'd get to imagine the rest of the video in Werner's Munich rasp, but your dulcet Hamilton/Halton tones took over and banished the Minnesota Decoration Lessons In Darkness from my mind....

  • @baronoflivonia.3512
    @baronoflivonia.3512 Рік тому +4

    I have learned more about how a guitar should be constructed/put together, and the methods for doing it from watching your highly enjoyable and instructive video's. Thank You.

  • @folkadotshorts
    @folkadotshorts Рік тому +1

    Just an excellent video. Learned a lot in this one.