TikToks I REGRET Watching

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +92

    What is a tiktok YOU regret watching? lmao

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 Рік тому

      Would love to watch live but don’t do twitch

    • @BabyWick351
      @BabyWick351 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @brandonthomas2412
      @brandonthomas2412 Рік тому +1

      Which one

    • @wesconklin
      @wesconklin Рік тому +2

      Catnip actually used to be used as a medicine

    • @kyleabbott147
      @kyleabbott147 Рік тому

      Yo where can we submit videos for you to do I just found a crazy bear video (it's not one you've had yet)

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts Рік тому +102

    Everytime I open TikTok I regret it 😅

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +33

      SAME I agree 😂 Tiktok makes me cry lol

    • @S115PL
      @S115PL Рік тому +8

      Oh hi Nikko, and hi Nikko too

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +3

      yea but i discovered i there...

    • @Schwarbombs12
      @Schwarbombs12 Рік тому +2

      @@nikkoortiz Sir Nikko. Should I join jrotc? if so what branch should I join? if I join I wanna join the drill team.

    • @amandadelrio7113
      @amandadelrio7113 Рік тому

      There it is ...my favorite personalities responding to each other, and our numero uno Marie is back! 🤗

  • @Norestfortheinfernal
    @Norestfortheinfernal Рік тому +42

    Nico Your Crayon eating fans need more Marine Corps bs shorts lol! Keep up the work bud love it!

  • @Temortisteman
    @Temortisteman Рік тому +14

    Brother thank you so much for bringing joy to the dark days!! You’re truly the sunshine everyone not just wants but needs!! Much love brother!!❤❤

  • @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl
    @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl Рік тому +37

    Thanks brother brother for the laugh and video, Nikko you made my day a million times better keep up the fantastic work Nikko brother brother 😂❤

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +11

      Thanks sniper! You gonna be on kick later?!

  • @ZediEquinox
    @ZediEquinox Рік тому +13

    Okay, but the part with the “thing” in the shower ended me 😂😂😂
    I’ve got really bad ADHD but I gotta say your content is always 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ElegantMessTechPC
    @ElegantMessTechPC Рік тому +6

    Okay, I NEED to hear that full story ! That shit sounds hilarious

  • @israelvaldivia2388
    @israelvaldivia2388 Рік тому +7

    bro im screaming when u said u knocked someone out yessirrrrrrrrrrrr thats that bay area force lol

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      Bay boy till I die with the black AIRFORCE energy!

  • @xXCrimebossX
    @xXCrimebossX Рік тому +4

    Hey Nikko thanks for helping me while I am down you always make my day better with your videos.

  • @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz
    @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz Рік тому +7

    Tiktok makes me cry inside 😂

  • @ajl1430
    @ajl1430 Рік тому +1

    the tampon one oh nooo😂 my drunk ass been pranked like that way to many times. Great video 👍

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 Рік тому +9

    Sometimes, I just don't understand people. Great video, Nikko. Have a great day. See you on Kick. 💚💙

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      Thanks goblue! You gonna be on live todag?

    • @msgoblue71
      @msgoblue71 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz I'm always there for ya, Nikko.

  • @Jungkookstabel
    @Jungkookstabel Рік тому +8

    Hi Nikko amazing content as always hope your having a good day loved it

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Рік тому +2

      🙌

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      Super busy day but we MOVIN! You gonna be on the live stream today?!

    • @Jungkookstabel
      @Jungkookstabel Рік тому +1

      Depends what time my guy I'm living in the UK

    • @Jungkookstabel
      @Jungkookstabel Рік тому +1

      @@nikkoortiz ima try my best to be there but UK I'm about 8 hours ahead

  • @BelleDreamer7
    @BelleDreamer7 Рік тому +7

    Fun fact: Catnip has a slightly relaxing effect on humans. I had a coworker who made his own catnip tea to help him sleep.

  • @josiahholt4423
    @josiahholt4423 Рік тому +3

    I keep trying to be here for a release. Finally!

  • @shelbyortiz94997
    @shelbyortiz94997 Рік тому +2

    An amazing video like always im still laughing you are The Best! Keep up the good work! ❤ 😂

  • @MZ-bl6wg
    @MZ-bl6wg Рік тому

    Thanks for layin Vegas boy out brotha!!!

  • @Bolonyman
    @Bolonyman 10 місяців тому

    "You have to try everything that you do" Nikko spitting the hard facts 🤣

  • @gmartin2341
    @gmartin2341 Рік тому

    Love your content, swore in the guard yesterday and I ship May 15th! Weekend warriors for life, keep up the good work!

  • @wogginmynoggin6695
    @wogginmynoggin6695 Рік тому +10

    I made it on time to say navy will always be my fav character

  • @Nikkolive
    @Nikkolive Рік тому +10

    Tiktok makes me regret everything lmfao 😂

  • @JaimeeJam
    @JaimeeJam Рік тому

    The shirt you're wearing is my favourite! Love your videos, have a great day!

  • @honusvernum470
    @honusvernum470 Рік тому +7

    Navy needs to review the best Clap pills.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +5

      Wait aye yo clap what 👀 -Navy

  • @Itzzeeka
    @Itzzeeka Рік тому +3

    Your Navy character is veryyy realistic and is my favorite

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      😂😂 who is your least favorite character?

    • @Itzzeeka
      @Itzzeeka Рік тому +1

      @@nikkoortiz probably space force it's good just the others better

  • @archiehowitt4145
    @archiehowitt4145 Рік тому +2

    lets go another Nikko vid

  • @tahadesigns4688
    @tahadesigns4688 Рік тому +1

    Love seeing your military content please give us more, would also love to see more British military content and the Iraqi Golden division.
    Love from England

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Bet I gotchu!!! Any specific kind of training?!

  • @FloridaGuy90000
    @FloridaGuy90000 Рік тому +3

    NIKKO!!!!!! WHATSUP!!! A GOOD DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

  • @drdocter909
    @drdocter909 Рік тому +8

    Man watching Nikko is like taking fentinal

  • @paulherman5822
    @paulherman5822 Рік тому +2

    Wisconsin's #1 eligible bachelor? Nah. Pretty sure that's the T-Rex Donut Operator showcased. HE'S the #1 eligible bachelor. 😂😂😂

  • @HappyPickle4
    @HappyPickle4 Рік тому +4

    That girl was dancing like when you poor salt on a snail

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      😂 please describe this pain?

  • @ellenkarlsson9490
    @ellenkarlsson9490 Рік тому +16

    The guy being disgusted by a clean tampon. 😂🤦‍♀ Buddy, that's probably the cleanest thing that's been in your mouth in a long time.

  • @melissaguajardo5622
    @melissaguajardo5622 Рік тому +1

    It's tha Clamidia vibes for me!!!!

  • @dough7726
    @dough7726 Рік тому +1

    Yo new nikko video ive been sick recently thanks for curing my bordem

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      I gotchu dough! What should we react to next?

  • @Bad_larson
    @Bad_larson Рік тому +2

    Nikkoooo wassup I’m hyped up for the live stream later!!!

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Рік тому

      Yesssss

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Let’s goooo! Just a heads up blake we might jump to KICK tonight!

    • @Bad_larson
      @Bad_larson Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz alr bet I’m eastern time what time will it be

  • @cameronellis6294
    @cameronellis6294 Рік тому

    Funny af love the content keep up the good work buddy

  • @nickyt3269
    @nickyt3269 Рік тому

    Great laughs, I would love to see a video about the fight on the strip.

  • @GojoSwungg
    @GojoSwungg Рік тому +7

    These videos make me happy that I don't have TikTok!

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +2

      Ghost!!! Popcorn, chasing, disembowelment, and cards at midnight

    • @GojoSwungg
      @GojoSwungg Рік тому +1

      @@mariedockery1126 Yes ma'am!

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Рік тому

      @@GojoSwungg I'll make sure Chucky asleep..little shit!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @operator.rylee28
    @operator.rylee28 Рік тому +2

    Yesss nikko you are the best

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Nah nah…WE THE BEST MUSIC!!

    • @operator.rylee28
      @operator.rylee28 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz we should do a ground branch video together

  • @Iluvu187
    @Iluvu187 Рік тому +4

    Hell yeah back with another one! Right on time (my game is soon😳)

  • @MaxUKR
    @MaxUKR Рік тому

    Great Video as usual!

  • @helicarnel7910
    @helicarnel7910 Рік тому +4

    I realy Like watching you Niko love you from bosnia🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      From Bosnia!! Let’s go!! What was the worst Tiktok? Lol

    • @helicarnel7910
      @helicarnel7910 Рік тому +1

      The one when the dud Hits the fat Woman
      Big Dumtruck😂

  • @c_tavs
    @c_tavs Рік тому +4

    Oh Lordy….these were as insane as the day we first watched them. 😬 People be crazy.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      Yeah it was WILD WILD 😂😂

  • @nk-th4lm
    @nk-th4lm Рік тому +3

    i love that i've watched the same compilation 💀

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Now we all feel the pain 😂

  • @offica-srt-ty
    @offica-srt-ty Рік тому +1

    i love all you vids man

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thanks arctic! What video is your favorite?

  • @emmaolson19
    @emmaolson19 Рік тому +1

    As a Wisconsinite and a straight woman, we do not claim him.

  • @ShayyButter
    @ShayyButter Рік тому +1

    im here for that laying that guy the F out story!!

  • @Roland80
    @Roland80 Рік тому +3

    Love you Vids by the way they’re sick

  • @alessiabot
    @alessiabot Рік тому +4

    whew can't tell what's the cringest clip but i loved the tampon one! thank you once again, you're amazing 🙏🏻

  • @Aloysius_OHare
    @Aloysius_OHare Рік тому

    I wholeheartedly agree with kids being dragged by the kid backpack leashes so they can stop being menacing goblins to other human being.

  • @Uncutkeyzzzzz
    @Uncutkeyzzzzz Рік тому +1

    I want more millitary tiktok reactions

  • @magzr5497
    @magzr5497 Рік тому

    Just found ur channel , ur so funny😂 subbed

  • @a_lifelesslie
    @a_lifelesslie Рік тому +2

    Tiktok is just... I dunno man. Thanks for the laugh man! God bless.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Pain I believe the word yohr looking for is pain? 😂

    • @a_lifelesslie
      @a_lifelesslie Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz Yes thank you 🤣

  • @JaimeeJam
    @JaimeeJam Рік тому

    That dog barking because he can't stand those living condition either! lol

  • @graysonshepherd842
    @graysonshepherd842 Рік тому +4

    I love your vids ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊😊❤😊❤

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thanks!!!! What’s your favorite video sofar,

  • @tinyKittn
    @tinyKittn Рік тому

    Catnip is usually drunk as a tea to help humans sleep

  • @cmendoza1094
    @cmendoza1094 Рік тому

    She gonna eat that small boy , it ain’t her child it’s her lunch 😂😂😂😂

  • @jodif8124
    @jodif8124 Рік тому +2

    Ooo so hard to watch but you say the funniest shit 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Omg which Tiktok was the hardest to watch?

    • @jodif8124
      @jodif8124 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz has to be the lady trying to dance and pop it? 🤣

  • @Courtney1603
    @Courtney1603 Рік тому

    ‘I’m getting stabbed but whatever’ 😂

  • @ThatSlayerguy
    @ThatSlayerguy Рік тому +1

    i will sure to wake up if i put your screaming as my alarm

  • @ChocolateBabe_
    @ChocolateBabe_ Рік тому

    Lmfao you are way to much for me 😭😭😭

  • @f-149
    @f-149 Рік тому +2

    in what livestream did you talk about knocking that guy out?

    • @sabiinaaaa
      @sabiinaaaa 5 місяців тому

      did you found out which live it was?

    • @f-149
      @f-149 5 місяців тому

      @@sabiinaaaa no sadly not

  • @michellelee7230
    @michellelee7230 Рік тому

    The drooling was the worst

  • @marciemamas4634
    @marciemamas4634 Рік тому +1

    Oh man that drink belongs to the baby now!

  • @officialcfr6969
    @officialcfr6969 Рік тому

    Watching this right now waiting for the stream tonight

  • @LuciaLopez-fu6qd
    @LuciaLopez-fu6qd Рік тому

    Yes sir, ready to laugh!!!!!

  • @LarryGrylls
    @LarryGrylls Рік тому

    Yo, these videos are tight!

  • @mackenziehayes8435
    @mackenziehayes8435 Рік тому +1

    Dude we need to hear more about this story. Some don’t have twitter. I’m curious

  • @braydenbranham
    @braydenbranham Рік тому

    Niko kills me cuz he says the f word 4 million times every episode 😂😂😂

    • @braydenbranham
      @braydenbranham Рік тому

      Oops I didn't mean to spell your name wrong Nikko

  • @katekat1064
    @katekat1064 Рік тому

    Lol...sometimes being a cougar is better

  • @glediszalli5259
    @glediszalli5259 Рік тому +2

    You are goated 😀

  • @Peanutgallery69
    @Peanutgallery69 Рік тому

    Ok but I’m not hitting any strangers vape anywhere 😂

  • @lebronjames12427
    @lebronjames12427 Рік тому +2

    Yooo Nikko how you doing? Have an amazing day

  • @jacoblegg4458
    @jacoblegg4458 Рік тому +1

    I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO LIKE NIKKOS VIDEO WITH UNDER 1K LIKES! (My life is very sad, I need this win)

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      I appreciate you Jacob! Your life ain’t sad you just gotta go beat the fuck outta keeping you down or in your way!

  • @icey_ti3038
    @icey_ti3038 Рік тому +2

    i need that nikko live vid 9:16

    • @sabiinaaaa
      @sabiinaaaa 5 місяців тому

      did you find the live?

  • @sethofficial3590
    @sethofficial3590 Рік тому

    You should take catnip on live 🤣

  • @riplips1981
    @riplips1981 Рік тому +2

    Haha fr though u can smoke catnip I rolled a joint outta catnip and had my friend smoke it and told him to guess the strain he still doesn’t know…

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Omg your boy got brain damage now! 😂

  • @ghostwarrior1
    @ghostwarrior1 Рік тому +1

    Nikko got that 2019 reaction UA-camr thumbnail

  • @abbiolson8227
    @abbiolson8227 7 місяців тому

    The living standards comment is soo true its sad... my best friend moved across the country and i got a little sad my room got hella messy but i cleaned it yesterday and i feel way better waking up in a clean room😅

  • @darthmomin8276
    @darthmomin8276 Рік тому +3

    You’re funny asf Nikko

  • @unknowndovakin
    @unknowndovakin Рік тому

    ITS MONDAY FOR YALL, ITS FRIDAY EVENING AT 22:55

  • @alexiustroskie9754
    @alexiustroskie9754 Рік тому

    Fuuukkk i dont think i can make it through the whole video😂

  • @elainahughbanks4445
    @elainahughbanks4445 Рік тому

    what's up nikko thanks for responding to my coments

  • @GhostSoldier100T
    @GhostSoldier100T Рік тому +1

    love the vids

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Thanks ghost! What should we react to next?!

    • @GhostSoldier100T
      @GhostSoldier100T Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz maybe more airsoft or army ranger stuff :D

  • @anthonygreen1806
    @anthonygreen1806 Рік тому +1

    NIKKO you need to get on Joe Rogans podcast

  • @lindaherrick1147
    @lindaherrick1147 Рік тому +2

    I don’t know which is worse, the guy putting toes in his mouth or the guy enjoying the show 🤢😂 this video really highlights how there’s some very um….unique….people out there

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      If they paid you $1000 to suck the toes would you do it 👀

    • @lindaherrick1147
      @lindaherrick1147 Рік тому

      Nope, I won’t do it!

    • @cosmicbilly
      @cosmicbilly Рік тому

      ​@@lindaherrick1147people literally eat assholes clean yet think suckin a toe is weird or gross😂

  • @frankwoods6489
    @frankwoods6489 Рік тому +4

    Yea I'm glad I never installed Tik Tok

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Frank this was a great choice 😂 what platform do you use the most?

    • @frankwoods6489
      @frankwoods6489 Рік тому +1

      Mostly UA-cam

  • @thereaper2479
    @thereaper2479 Рік тому +2

    Bro why is tick tock a thing?! Also love the vide keep up with the good work 💙🔥

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Don’t worry Tiktok will go away eventually 😂

  • @mariedockery1126
    @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +1

    Driving on Friday...not now didn't comment on the road...deez just got ruined! 😅

  • @Jensen1b7
    @Jensen1b7 Рік тому +1

    Wow this vid! Crazy

  • @fiendishbean
    @fiendishbean Рік тому

    At 5:51 I've seen this guy before his old videos were low quality then he did scrap the audio but the people that like his videos told him they like it more with the original audio

  • @JessHenriquez
    @JessHenriquez Рік тому

    Not sure if asked but what's your nationality?? Ortiz can be anything honestly and am all about it! Just love your content! Narrator brought me to your channel

  • @lancehayes9983
    @lancehayes9983 Рік тому

    Classic Vegas story. That is why I only go to the strip when it's time for work. Family or friends come into town and want to go to the strip I say you guys have fun if you want to go to Red Rock or Mt. Charleston tomorrow then I'm there.

  • @justinweathington843
    @justinweathington843 Рік тому

    I have smoked catnip before it just gives you a headache

  • @mariedockery1126
    @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +1

    artwork bro!

  • @drewcollins4533
    @drewcollins4533 10 місяців тому

    Vegas is cool and all but I think you'd like Miami or Tampa more.

  • @vincgavula2193
    @vincgavula2193 Рік тому +1

    Made it to the end

  • @Itzzeeka
    @Itzzeeka Рік тому +1

    2:39 what the fuck😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      I was sayin wtf the whole video! 😂

  • @HASH1RAMAS3NJU
    @HASH1RAMAS3NJU Рік тому

    wassup again nikko!

  • @ellingtonlilly
    @ellingtonlilly Рік тому

    ive smoked catnip before XD its mildly calming but maybe thats placebo...dont smoke random stuff kids 👍🏻

  • @MissLilyputt
    @MissLilyputt Рік тому

    1:31 Wisconsin, maybe? Not Winsconins?