"Happy Birthday, Seppuku." If anyone sings happy birthday to me, they better 1: Get me a Wakisashi, and let me open it first, or B: Clear all the cutlery out of the room.
Damn you that's accurate but now I have to think of Mitch even more. If I'm with people listening to her I will try to pass off my sobs and huffing as laughing.
Perfect minutes of comedy as 41 draws closer to me. October 29th is the presumed end of my life, any days lived past then will be blessings.
Jo's description of diner food is one of the funniest things I've ever seen/heard. I've watched it 4 or 5 times and I cry laughing every time.
omelets is gonna be the most melted cheese on a plate you can get without ordering melted cheese...
an egg cream is basically chocolate milk that got upset, no ones ordered one since 1959, don't be the first... lol!
Rob has the smile of The Joker.
I love this woman.
That crowd sounded great
She is sooo adorable.
Cold to the touch, egg to the taste.
I love you Jo
So good. She's hysterical.
She's a beast!
This is fantastic lol. She had the entire room in her palm
You gaze at the tasty cake and look like you're contemplating your wish for when you blow out the candles!
Robs adorable
Im in love
"Happy Birthday, Seppuku." If anyone sings happy birthday to me, they better 1: Get me a Wakisashi, and let me open it first, or B: Clear all the cutlery out of the room.
If a meatball was made out of bread XD
Better than my answer: Matzah balls are made with Albino beef sans the beef.
I love this what the fuck how did I get here?
Amber Wind-Vogel same
The moire pattern on her shirt!
Scrambled eggs: If a puddle was a salad and made of eggs. lol
Love the comedian and I don’t know her lol
Female Joe Pera
What am I watching?
Mitch Hedberg + Aparna Nancherla + more white/woman = Jo Firestone.
Damn you that's accurate but now I have to think of Mitch even more. If I'm with people listening to her I will try to pass off my sobs and huffing as laughing.
Is this stand-up?