I PAID A STRANGER TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND FOR A WEEK

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  • @kait5634
    @kait5634 4 роки тому +4005

    the fact that by the end they were basically having a genuine conversation is hilarious

  • @reagan1316
    @reagan1316 4 роки тому +5289

    He payed an e”girl” to talk to him and ended up having her chase him wtf. Life sure is a mad ting

    • @lich5297
      @lich5297 4 роки тому +94

      Yes? Wouldn't it be more nonsense if he chased for her while he gave the money?

    • @reagan1316
      @reagan1316 4 роки тому +50

      chitlembik no cuz that’s usually what happens

    • @yusurkassem4174
      @yusurkassem4174 4 роки тому +99

      Well i feel like if i was getting people to pay me to talk to them, i'd probably actually talk to them everyday and chase them otherwise I feel like they're not getting what they paid for😂

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 роки тому +26

      @@yusurkassem4174 nah it's weird because she said upfront how often they would talk. It seems like she actually is lonely 😕

    • @ash-fz3tw
      @ash-fz3tw 4 роки тому +76

      I think its mostly because you have to buy like a week at a time and she didn't want him to lose interest so she could get a repeat customer lol

  • @merwen33
    @merwen33 5 років тому +13193

    Plot twist: she actually was looking for a boyfriend and decided to make them pay for it

    • @AugustSchroif
      @AugustSchroif 5 років тому +649

      This is basically what women do.

    • @ifarted9127
      @ifarted9127 5 років тому +417

      @@AugustSchroif Are you generalizing 3,5 billion human beings right now lmfao

    • @AugustSchroif
      @AugustSchroif 5 років тому +572

      Yes.

    • @ifarted9127
      @ifarted9127 5 років тому +111

      @@AugustSchroif That's not really bright is it m8

    • @Mfmail12484
      @Mfmail12484 5 років тому +165

      @@ifarted9127 its true thought lol if u dont have money then forget getting girlfriend they wont even look at u .

  • @nerdynautilus5373
    @nerdynautilus5373 4 роки тому +5039

    George: Pays for an e girlfriend
    Also George: ignores her
    😂😂😂

  • @sorajk7151
    @sorajk7151 5 років тому +7061

    *reads the title*
    Why
    *clicks on the video anyway*

  • @garrickkthegreat1705
    @garrickkthegreat1705 5 років тому +8979

    You paid her and she started falling in love with you
    You're smoooth

    • @kelsugar9329
      @kelsugar9329 5 років тому +438

      GarrickkTheGreat id fall for people if they gave me money for nothing too 😂

    • @iofferyouthis2924
      @iofferyouthis2924 5 років тому +376

      If you think thats true you sire will be taken advantage of by girls haha - i love you (wanna buy another week?) lol

    • @adrianfarahani3524
      @adrianfarahani3524 5 років тому +7

      Its a he

    • @mamat1042
      @mamat1042 5 років тому +1

      If only you're youtuber that will works

    • @toe179
      @toe179 5 років тому +19

      I really wanna type
      Cha cha real smooth

  • @zoeycares8501
    @zoeycares8501 5 років тому +30452

    Ironically $20 a week is cheaper then a real girlfriend...

    • @JJ_436
      @JJ_436 5 років тому +2144

      You get what you pay for

    • @me4tgr1ndr
      @me4tgr1ndr 5 років тому +1169

      @@JJ_436 well shit, that must make mine top of the line

    • @FujisamaProductions
      @FujisamaProductions 5 років тому +131

      LMAO

    • @SimoneVPoise
      @SimoneVPoise 5 років тому +713

      Well a real girlfriend actually makes her own money lmao

    • @SimoneVPoise
      @SimoneVPoise 5 років тому +184

      And not by pretending she is someone elses girlfriend LOL

  • @torbenandert2920
    @torbenandert2920 4 роки тому +5581

    Plot Twist: The fake gf is his uncle

  • @itslimits1
    @itslimits1 5 років тому +9293

    Nobody:
    Memeulous: “Right okay so uh uh”

    • @quise8499
      @quise8499 5 років тому +89

      W

    • @quise8499
      @quise8499 5 років тому +84

      W

    • @quise8499
      @quise8499 5 років тому +90

      W

    • @quise8499
      @quise8499 5 років тому +84

      W

    • @mexicanslap
      @mexicanslap 5 років тому +184

      "A couple of days ago i found this really weird youtube channel * chuckles a bit *"

  • @coolsk8r
    @coolsk8r 5 років тому +3556

    So Alex isn't your gf?

  • @CypherClue
    @CypherClue 5 років тому +5495

    She actually was trying. Mad props for the girl haha

    • @RuLeZ1988
      @RuLeZ1988 5 років тому +463

      Or guy :D

    • @torakka2ow640
      @torakka2ow640 5 років тому +301

      RuLeZ1988 that could very well be a guy. Maybe that’s why he didn’t want to call or videochat.

    • @XboxIssues
      @XboxIssues 5 років тому +336

      It was 100% without a doubt a guy

    • @Jacobyxt
      @Jacobyxt 5 років тому +128

      I think she caught feelings lmaoo but he ruined it by not talking to her

    • @KingErnst16
      @KingErnst16 5 років тому +8

      or guy

  • @Shikii05
    @Shikii05 4 роки тому +2645

    Just imagine saying this to your son
    “Son, this is how I met your mom”

  • @CJ-zw1fy
    @CJ-zw1fy 5 років тому +5332

    i was eating a burger while watching and when he said "fatal right hook" i inhaled half my burger and nearly choked to death

    • @CrazyCrusader1
      @CrazyCrusader1 5 років тому +166

      It was fatal right hook indeed

    • @wrench6234
      @wrench6234 5 років тому +97

      your suicide attempt made my day xddd am dying out of laughter

    • @reforgotton7730
      @reforgotton7730 5 років тому +59

      Did you end up in the same hospital with the gay guy?

    • @ralf1554
      @ralf1554 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @mits4940
      @mits4940 5 років тому +9

      thats some kinky shit

  • @shabnazparvin6119
    @shabnazparvin6119 5 років тому +490

    I love how she got needy for him even though she is getting paid either way

    • @GruntyGame
      @GruntyGame 5 років тому +87

      I love how *he* got needy for him even though *he* is getting paid either way

    • @KECOYA
      @KECOYA 5 років тому +20

      The guy catfishing probably is a loner though

    • @supernatural.unicorn
      @supernatural.unicorn 5 років тому +2

      shabnaz parvin maybe she wanted that and saw she could be getting paid for it,you know.

  • @stein3738
    @stein3738 5 років тому +1489

    My Name is george but you can call me anytime

    • @yukionn846
      @yukionn846 5 років тому +9

      the same fucking thing i thought

    • @parrotshootist3004
      @parrotshootist3004 5 років тому +36

      Hello anytime. Odd name to pick for yourself.

    • @HoeShiet
      @HoeShiet 5 років тому

      Ok anytime

    • @SyTheBeyonder
      @SyTheBeyonder 5 років тому

      Hmm not good enough
      Anytime. What's 2√2x2 2+2 22

    • @killianm3
      @killianm3 5 років тому

      Der aller echte oh my god....

  • @mmoogl3547
    @mmoogl3547 3 роки тому +219

    Best part about this is she actually seemed interested in you, or at least could've been, like she kept at it for seemingly more than a week. Made it all the better. 13 minutes of online gold.

    • @TicyPhenylFanClub
      @TicyPhenylFanClub 3 роки тому +4

      It's a dude

    • @louise4152
      @louise4152 2 роки тому +9

      I mean, she _was_ getting paid so like, shes gotta do her job

    • @marvelanddcretrospective
      @marvelanddcretrospective 2 роки тому +9

      @@louise4152 she was only paid for one week, once George ignored her for a week she could've stopped but she insisted on messaging him past that week. She definitely became interested.

    • @H3llfire320
      @H3llfire320 Рік тому

      Long term investments

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +2904

    When you pay someone to be your girlfriend for a week and they dump you on the first day.

  • @iNabber
    @iNabber 5 років тому +11314

    Can't believe you used my girlfriend in your thumbnail, not happy george

  • @willy4129
    @willy4129 5 років тому +2385

    "Just punched my flatmate out of rage. He's out cold" Lmao I died

    • @noahmontague5355
      @noahmontague5355 5 років тому +2

      Willy same!

    • @space5476
      @space5476 5 років тому +1

      I does by The right hook he gave me

    • @PixelRockett
      @PixelRockett 5 років тому +3

      so did he

    • @NotAtro12
      @NotAtro12 5 років тому +1

      Wait you’re the flatmate wait....... you died it all makes sense now

    • @pantsman8498
      @pantsman8498 5 років тому +1

      just like his flat mate

  • @shwoorp
    @shwoorp 4 роки тому +2108

    plot twist: *the girl is actually alex.....*

  • @KingMoon110
    @KingMoon110 5 років тому +2623

    0:04 Can we talk about the dude trying to sell telepathic mind control for 10$?

    • @onode797
      @onode797 5 років тому +65

      King Moon he needs some milk 🥛

    • @alexhd252
      @alexhd252 5 років тому

      Cor bimey gimme a hit

    • @alexhd252
      @alexhd252 5 років тому

      Of day Krispy kristmasss

    • @djdixon5215
      @djdixon5215 5 років тому +9

      My mans said I will send you a telepathic message

    • @CandyCat182
      @CandyCat182 5 років тому

      Tony d normie

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 5 років тому +5619

    Why is my sister in the thumbnail

    • @pain_rain609
      @pain_rain609 5 років тому +254

      papa what are you doing here

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 5 років тому +156

      LemonOVA ITS DISCORD CHRIS HANSEN HIMSELF

    • @cisdea
      @cisdea 5 років тому +14

      Oi sup

    • @lil_owo_vert4145
      @lil_owo_vert4145 5 років тому +7

      @LemonOVA give me kai

    • @-lisa169
      @-lisa169 5 років тому +26

      Copied the top comment with slight modification...

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 5 років тому +2092

    Still a better love story than Twilight

  • @patkruk1527
    @patkruk1527 4 роки тому +586

    “Are you right or left handed” 😭😭😭

    • @imaguy9053
      @imaguy9053 4 роки тому +3

      Right

    • @spyder8464
      @spyder8464 4 роки тому +46

      Middle🖕

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 4 роки тому +1

      @@spyder8464 lol

    • @amjoiv
      @amjoiv 4 роки тому +3

      I am a middle handed I have 3 arms so 💪👌🖕

    • @neptune9996
      @neptune9996 4 роки тому

      @@spyder8464 wtf a gota.io player randomly found?? What r the chances lol
      And u know chrome lol. Found my friends friend randomly on a UA-cam comment

  • @bouwevandekrol4192
    @bouwevandekrol4192 5 років тому +802

    Next on memeulous: I pay my girlfriend to be a stranger for a week (it was for one week only babe pls come back)

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 5 років тому +3

      say you're a kech and she will come back.

    • @h4_opening
      @h4_opening 5 років тому +38

      I also once paid my dad to be a stranger for a week
      Dad please come back buying a bread from the bakery cant take 8 years

    • @chair8401
      @chair8401 5 років тому +6

      @@h4_opening Lol XDDDD

    • @seadrown6252
      @seadrown6252 5 років тому +2

      *insert the lions sleeping tonight meme*

    • @evanthiakrassa9197
      @evanthiakrassa9197 5 років тому

      If he ever had a girlfriend

  • @Anonymous-mb1pj
    @Anonymous-mb1pj 5 років тому +1446

    Imagine she’s getting a crush while doing this but still wants the money

    • @niklas7379
      @niklas7379 4 роки тому +108

      So it would be like a regular relationship

    • @spnupus8666
      @spnupus8666 4 роки тому +8

      I can imagine that

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 4 роки тому +4

      @@niklas7379 lol

    • @queryq1330
      @queryq1330 4 роки тому +7

      Sounds like a Rom-Com

    • @600Denise
      @600Denise 4 роки тому +2

      Reminds me of Wilbur Soot and Minx on that dating show

  • @rayanraahim6290
    @rayanraahim6290 5 років тому +571

    Can we have a moment of silence for Alex...
    Was killed by a right hook....damn....

  • @forbeswhittet2156
    @forbeswhittet2156 4 роки тому +244

    Imagine that woman is married with kids 😂

    • @nod_jawk
      @nod_jawk 4 роки тому +14

      Imagine it's not a woman ;)

    • @tytle1222
      @tytle1222 4 роки тому +8

      @@nod_jawk and was pregnant

    • @koala5716
      @koala5716 4 роки тому

      69.like

    • @awesome_barabado
      @awesome_barabado 3 роки тому +1

      @@tytle1222 and married to a man

  • @capylost
    @capylost 5 років тому +811

    ”i consider him my wife“
    ”alex is the closest thing i have to girlfriend“

    • @hanialis7704
      @hanialis7704 4 роки тому +22

      They're getting married now

  • @keithpharaoh8440
    @keithpharaoh8440 5 років тому +544

    Buys Cyber Gf, leaves her on read for entire week. Boss level. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast 5 років тому +1747

    Awww, missed out "Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like.... "

    • @AJ-bj5lp
      @AJ-bj5lp 5 років тому +1

      COLLIIIIIN!!

    • @JermainFishwick
      @JermainFishwick 5 років тому +2

      Colin!!

    • @ByRedecade
      @ByRedecade 5 років тому +16

      40 for a girlfriend? how about 15?

    • @kraseidon
      @kraseidon 5 років тому +5

      JamzR No la you price lesser. Gimme more. Final price *opens calculator* 35. Collin: I can do like 35 for 5.

    • @Niyolam
      @Niyolam 5 років тому +1

      @@ByRedecade how low can you go???
      I can do 5...

  • @Deniz_1637
    @Deniz_1637 4 роки тому +185

    Rent A Girlfriend season 2, early access.

  • @-zond3r
    @-zond3r 5 років тому +1059

    I don't know why this was in my recommend but I don't regret clicking it. Best laugh I've had in months.

    • @loganpaulapologyvideo2971
      @loganpaulapologyvideo2971 5 років тому

      lPlatinum\_/ Ace\ nah demon hunter

    • @davidthedreamer0
      @davidthedreamer0 4 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately, I regretted it. A whole new world of sadness and level of trolling opened up for me on this one and I don't know which is worse.

  • @blue-funk3076
    @blue-funk3076 5 років тому +812

    I love how he wrote nonce instead of none by accident. I literally ugly laughed when that happened.

    • @MrGEORGETHOMPS
      @MrGEORGETHOMPS 5 років тому +20

      By accident

    • @eshmoh608
      @eshmoh608 5 років тому +2

      What does nonce rlly mean?

    • @Volroomste_melk
      @Volroomste_melk 5 років тому +1

      I almost shat myself while laughing at that

    • @msbrownie8248
      @msbrownie8248 5 років тому +1

      I'm So Meta Even This Acronym what do u think nonce means?

    • @andresr9686
      @andresr9686 5 років тому +1

      @@msbrownie8248 we don't know that is why he asked D:

  • @Maxdoescooking
    @Maxdoescooking 5 років тому +2220

    Video idea: pay two strangers to go out with each other whilst they think they are texting you😂

    • @vunzo3349
      @vunzo3349 5 років тому +45

      and how would he get evidence of that to make a video

    • @badateverything2931
      @badateverything2931 5 років тому +153

      @@vunzo3349 Give them a link to the same discord server and have yourself look like a bot

    • @Crypto_Lan
      @Crypto_Lan 5 років тому +5

      Great idea!

    • @papaxohn4829
      @papaxohn4829 5 років тому +31

      thats literally catfishing

    • @wendyev310
      @wendyev310 5 років тому +3

      PLEASE

  • @snxw2k
    @snxw2k 4 роки тому +208

    George:I've never received the coochie
    Me at 3AM: Dying inside
    Mom: Son are you ok
    Me: ya I'm just watching George

  • @skylerledrew2220
    @skylerledrew2220 5 років тому +2833

    Something tells me that the discord fake gf was a male

    • @nobby3265
      @nobby3265 5 років тому +385

      *80 year old man would like to know your location*

    • @aladdinaouimeur2649
      @aladdinaouimeur2649 5 років тому +14

      *Becuz E doesn't exist*

    • @καταστροφήή
      @καταστροφήή 5 років тому +112

      yeah i agree too . she seem too chill and calm while normal girl will get angry and annoyed so yes i believe 70 % its a man

    • @OcelotHDEdition
      @OcelotHDEdition 5 років тому +16

      @@καταστροφήή woa are you saying were angry all the time

    • @angelic.process
      @angelic.process 5 років тому +10

      @@καταστροφήή bruh shut up

  • @MonarchSVRN
    @MonarchSVRN 5 років тому +2823

    Stranger: *Doesn't call or vid chat*
    *Issa guy*

    • @bryantpicasso
      @bryantpicasso 5 років тому +16

      period

    • @zachstevens6233
      @zachstevens6233 5 років тому +21

      Does it matter? Guy or girl, its a stranger you'll never meet.

    • @sgtbacon63
      @sgtbacon63 5 років тому +67

      @@zachstevens6233 Not everyone is into both Zach

    • @zachstevens6233
      @zachstevens6233 5 років тому +3

      @@sgtbacon63 whooosh

    • @sgtbacon63
      @sgtbacon63 5 років тому +50

      @@zachstevens6233 Not sure about that mate

  • @ArtOfImprovemental
    @ArtOfImprovemental 5 років тому +896

    "It's like Romeo and Juliet but with a sadder ending".

    • @adriangarza3737
      @adriangarza3737 5 років тому +3

      Fishwhisperer03 read this as he said it lol

    • @Johnvwilliams0
      @Johnvwilliams0 5 років тому

      Adrian Garza lmao me too

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @Vixy.cosplay
      @Vixy.cosplay 5 років тому

      Lmao I was exactly reading this comment when he said that 😂😂😂

    • @bluepanther7333
      @bluepanther7333 5 років тому

      It's funny because what can be sadder than romeo and juliet both killing themselves....

  • @sidewayspagan9221
    @sidewayspagan9221 3 роки тому +21

    "I can send you a picture of me crying if you want proof"
    dude i was crying shit's funny af

  • @David188126
    @David188126 5 років тому +1703

    7:53 *Doesn't reply for a few hours*
    "George?"

  • @micardo134
    @micardo134 5 років тому +747

    I like how he blurred out his own profile picture on discord

    • @princessaliena6551
      @princessaliena6551 5 років тому

      Blurred * 😂😂🤞

    • @micardo134
      @micardo134 5 років тому +4

      @@princessaliena6551 ok

    • @scottnielsenn
      @scottnielsenn 5 років тому +34

      Nah he just added a blurred strip on the whole left side of the screen. It saves editing each individual photo.

    • @MunkyChunk
      @MunkyChunk 5 років тому

      I have him on Discord anyway haha

  • @Darkreaper71
    @Darkreaper71 5 років тому +62

    I genuinely find it cool how this person took the job seriously and kept texting back.
    What a great *guy*

  • @yungsesh
    @yungsesh 4 роки тому +726

    I hope no one is unironically buying that...

    • @e36fanatics
      @e36fanatics 4 роки тому +35

      Why not? I bought a girlfriend for a week and it was nice =)

    • @yungsesh
      @yungsesh 4 роки тому +80

      @@e36fanatics i hope you trolling.

    • @jackogrady3118
      @jackogrady3118 4 роки тому +85

      @@e36fanatics yeah, sex trafficking is great
      Shame when they run away tho :(

    • @tijnkuijpers262
      @tijnkuijpers262 4 роки тому +14

      Just bought some Girls in a cool truck for £50 on fiverr heard they will Arrive from grays

    • @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk
      @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk 4 роки тому +3

      @@malia6162 are you still in business?
      I genuinely don't want you to answer this. I wanted to look funny and pathetic.

  • @jasonvoorhees9117
    @jasonvoorhees9117 5 років тому +298

    George has got such a cartoon voice I love it

  • @simonpeter5032
    @simonpeter5032 5 років тому +729

    12:20 wow that really is an authentic gf experience

    • @dawsynlarson696
      @dawsynlarson696 5 років тому +11

      Simon Peter honestly it’s facts 😂😂😂

    • @ginostrings
      @ginostrings 5 років тому +2

      really you watched until 12:20 LOL

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 5 років тому +11

      @@ginostrings u telling me you didn't

  • @luakkun318
    @luakkun318 5 років тому +584

    You should definitely do this again

    • @bazinga2171
      @bazinga2171 5 років тому +1

      Just here to let you know you hit 475 likes.

    • @signofapproval260
      @signofapproval260 5 років тому

      Lu Bay just here to let you know you hit 577 likes

  • @Shikii05
    @Shikii05 4 роки тому +410

    XD Just imagine that girl watching this XD

    • @d3vil908
      @d3vil908 4 роки тому +11

      Shit xD

    • @spacenodus7959
      @spacenodus7959 4 роки тому +7

      And watching what she has done at the end

    • @mother4614
      @mother4614 4 роки тому +10

      That's why I'm reading the comments 😂

    • @berbal9658
      @berbal9658 4 роки тому +1

      Mօther ZFX exactly where is she??

    • @fuckngreat8955
      @fuckngreat8955 4 роки тому +4

      Its probably his fukkin uncle, mate

  • @Juliansladehernandez
    @Juliansladehernandez 5 років тому +856

    *nEvER ReCiEVeD ThE CoOChIE*

    • @gun2424
      @gun2424 5 років тому +16

      thiccm0rty I was going to screenshot this but then I saw your profile pic was Fortnite

    • @polkop90
      @polkop90 5 років тому +14

      MissIOn fAiled!

    • @Old_Gregg
      @Old_Gregg 5 років тому +9

      @@polkop90 , We'll get 'em next time...

  • @McBaller96
    @McBaller96 5 років тому +787

    Honestly good for her!! I've really been out here dating douchebags for FREE???? I've TRULY been fumblin' the bag

  • @rudrecciah
    @rudrecciah 5 років тому +2786

    *why is this recommended to me on valentine's day*

  • @karevv
    @karevv 4 роки тому +71

    when he typed "nonce" i lost it-

  • @luggitheak9754
    @luggitheak9754 5 років тому +562

    Damn... I wish I had money for a girlfriend :(

    • @Qlevr
      @Qlevr 5 років тому

      😰

    • @what-usha
      @what-usha 5 років тому +52

      You can buy them for cheaper if they’re used

    • @txisl8288
      @txisl8288 5 років тому +7

      Default skin 💀💀💀

    • @funnyjoke3910
      @funnyjoke3910 5 років тому

      I'll be your gf :D
      Chiruno#9179 on Discord!

    • @yeetustothefeetus4279
      @yeetustothefeetus4279 5 років тому +1

      Default skin
      But they’re all used..

  • @simonockas
    @simonockas 5 років тому +435

    *is from UK*
    *tries to type literally anything beginning with "non"*
    _N O N CE_

    • @ploopy2782
      @ploopy2782 5 років тому +4

      Šimon Očkáš can u explain I’m from us

    • @thethinker8914
      @thethinker8914 5 років тому +8

      Somewhere Rainbows we use the word nonce a lot in England, as a playful insult

    • @candeks6579
      @candeks6579 5 років тому +2

      Why does everyone has your profile picture?

    • @mr.tactown.253
      @mr.tactown.253 5 років тому +8

      @@candeks6579 it's a gay joke everyone is in on I guess and they all say oh yeah oh yeah

    • @iliaslef
      @iliaslef 5 років тому +4

      @@simonockas how pedophile is not an insult? I'm a bit confused

  • @moritzaigner2562
    @moritzaigner2562 4 роки тому +35

    4:31 „good UUHH😂“ is killing me

  • @KingAndy-gc2bw
    @KingAndy-gc2bw 5 років тому +334

    WE NEED AN UPDATE, MEET HER IN REAL LIFE

  • @elmathebeliever
    @elmathebeliever 5 років тому +711

    me when I disappoint everyone:
    sorry, life's been a mad ting

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 5 років тому

      I feel ya on that one. Wanna hang out with me for 100 bucks?

  • @gerardjansens1748
    @gerardjansens1748 5 років тому +397

    Pls keep talking to her this is so sad

    • @llxtilly
      @llxtilly 5 років тому +1

      KING how 💀💀

    • @gerardjansens1748
      @gerardjansens1748 5 років тому +1

      @@llxtilly Wdym?

    • @Old_Gregg
      @Old_Gregg 5 років тому +9

      @@gerardjansens1748 Is he just supposed to keep paying her? (Tho tbh, I'd love to see an update video, this one just made my night XD)

    • @gerardjansens1748
      @gerardjansens1748 5 років тому +2

      @@Old_Gregg ofc he is supposed to keep paying her what else is he supposed to be doing with his money anyway

    • @llxtilly
      @llxtilly 5 років тому

      KING how tf is it sad she just wants money not him

  • @DiscoBoi
    @DiscoBoi 4 роки тому +25

    I love how George feels the need to blur his profile pic but it's clearly just his UA-cam pic

  • @MooFunMan
    @MooFunMan 5 років тому +1687

    She will be Impressed with my guantlet

    • @chester9584
      @chester9584 5 років тому +10

      Ayyy, what that gauntlet do?

    • @thefaegrove
      @thefaegrove 5 років тому +34

      Chia it probably “snaps” away a girls virginity, if I had to guess

    • @mikcoyour2547
      @mikcoyour2547 5 років тому +9

      Thanos can you snap me out of existence

    • @PanDaMan-yd3ef
      @PanDaMan-yd3ef 5 років тому +5

      @Firthy boy Have you seen infinity war? And Im positive that you're also a virgin.

    • @vivi-ji1dm
      @vivi-ji1dm 5 років тому +1

      😍😍

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 5 років тому +1609

    Imagine having a girlfriend?
    - _this post was made by forever alone gang_

    • @juhbuh6276
      @juhbuh6276 5 років тому +29

      Maybe because you have an anime profile pick

    • @minershrub769
      @minershrub769 5 років тому +42

      Girls aren't real, stupid

    • @fluffyhusky9120
      @fluffyhusky9120 5 років тому +19

      what's a girlfriend?

    • @pastaman9907
      @pastaman9907 5 років тому +26

      It would help if you were a Minecraft parkour master

    • @gokinezula1689
      @gokinezula1689 5 років тому +1

      Imagine dating a non-gamer boy

  • @KOFilms797
    @KOFilms797 5 років тому +1619

    Don’t worry she must’ve found
    *F I L T H Y F R A N K*
    Wrong George
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @smh7607
      @smh7607 5 років тому +9

      The even edgier George... F

    • @bongowrld
      @bongowrld 5 років тому +1

      @Virtual W A K E · lol

    • @ilovetiffany6663
      @ilovetiffany6663 5 років тому +5

      I’m more depressed now

    • @devait4752
      @devait4752 5 років тому +3

      AmethystGacha :3 lmao shut up you probably only started watching his videos when he quit UA-cam. He’s doing what he loves and he’s fucking great at it

    • @KOFilms797
      @KOFilms797 5 років тому +5

      Joji is a great singer no doubt

  • @septic-god193
    @septic-god193 3 роки тому +8

    Ngl George actually seemed so happy talking to her as at first he was doing it for a meme but then he was getting invested and it was wholesome and I can tell will was enjoying this experience, still tho overall wholesome vid

  • @CoughE
    @CoughE 5 років тому +659

    You should have waited till Valentine's Day

    • @viktor1504
      @viktor1504 5 років тому +7

      Update on Valentine!

    • @AzureSkull76
      @AzureSkull76 5 років тому +1

      No

    • @blvrdz
      @blvrdz 5 років тому +1

      could’ve gotten the discount :/

    • @joegastly6166
      @joegastly6166 5 років тому +2

      True fact: Holidays and Valentines day was invented to get people to spent more money

    • @johnlorenz2160
      @johnlorenz2160 5 років тому

      @@joegastly6166 gay fact

  • @BenDover-md9ro
    @BenDover-md9ro 5 років тому +733

    £20 a week is cheaper than a real girlfriend

    • @QueenMellon
      @QueenMellon 5 років тому +23

      True af

    • @lliwbrown3089
      @lliwbrown3089 5 років тому +2

      Fax bro

    • @2econd428
      @2econd428 5 років тому +2

      I thought about it and it’s BIG FACCTSSSSS

    • @jonasn6889
      @jonasn6889 5 років тому

      u made ma day 😂

    • @phylush5827
      @phylush5827 5 років тому +7

      "The cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for."

  • @wellthatsstrange
    @wellthatsstrange 5 років тому +1268

    You got broken up with by a dude, cheers mate

  • @thatdarnneighbor
    @thatdarnneighbor 4 роки тому +168

    Damn. Hell of a lot cheaper than my "girlfriend", and she left me after 2 weeks anyway

  • @grisco3846
    @grisco3846 5 років тому +116

    dont worry Alex will be fine. The 50k a month will sort him out

  • @DinosaursAteMyCookie
    @DinosaursAteMyCookie 5 років тому +366

    Why am I legit kind of sad for that girl? She seemed actually interested

    • @Chloe-jt4yb
      @Chloe-jt4yb 5 років тому +47

      @TheNewBaller well you don't know it was a man, but she obviously was pretending lol

    • @FatMCSteve
      @FatMCSteve 5 років тому +11

      She got $20 from it, so eh

    • @andrewblair2944
      @andrewblair2944 5 років тому

      Could get catfished a belter on this like

    • @bG1nSan3
      @bG1nSan3 5 років тому +1

      Because you're naive and probably stupid.

    • @andrewblair2944
      @andrewblair2944 5 років тому

      With a name like that it’s your best bet of getting a girlfriend 😂😂

  • @user-ol8ei5fy6j
    @user-ol8ei5fy6j 5 років тому +464

    *Legend says that george's wife is still out of cold.*

  • @eddiehaddox9043
    @eddiehaddox9043 3 роки тому +14

    Damn that girl must be a damn boxer! Right handed you'll most likely stand orthodox and lead left hook. That was wild lol.

  • @ethancothron
    @ethancothron 5 років тому +779

    *prostitution with limits*

  • @nihilmr
    @nihilmr 5 років тому +286

    George, you're not a virgin anymore!

    • @gearrode
      @gearrode 5 років тому +1

      Neptune Lies he didn’t do it yet tho

    • @Abananapie
      @Abananapie 5 років тому +16

      @@gearrode But he got a virtual hug

  • @Birdperson-by2ne
    @Birdperson-by2ne 5 років тому +375

    You must have paid them a lot of money

    • @swakv
      @swakv 5 років тому +3

      I'm better

    • @tjolvbot
      @tjolvbot 5 років тому

      *paid lol 😂

    • @Zilla_.
      @Zilla_. 5 років тому

      Nerd Neck

  • @youareveryannoying9179
    @youareveryannoying9179 4 роки тому +69

    Fact i just made up:
    People that say are single forever are actually gonna get the hottest wives / husbands
    I'm gonna be single forever and I made that up to make you guys feel better

    • @e36fanatics
      @e36fanatics 4 роки тому +12

      Was this written by 8yo

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 4 роки тому +8

      It's fine, you'll be a wizard.

    • @Demoniizerr
      @Demoniizerr 4 роки тому

      Oh just let her wait till she sees my nose

  • @Toasttaylor
    @Toasttaylor 5 років тому +268

    So that's where the hickies come from

    • @swakv
      @swakv 5 років тому +1

      I'm better

    • @bugsandsnakes
      @bugsandsnakes 5 років тому +5

      alex must use the same girl then lmao

    • @elio_fay
      @elio_fay 5 років тому

      @Chibi Bunny you're 13 and you don't know what a hickey is... tf.

    • @din0rawrz
      @din0rawrz 5 років тому

      Taylor Paterson wait he had-

  • @LordGonzo
    @LordGonzo 5 років тому +420

    If you are right handed you stand in a orthodox boxing stance with your left foot and arm in front of you. The right arm in this stance is used for power punches. This girlfriend really knows about boxing might actually be a guy

    • @f.b.l.9813
      @f.b.l.9813 5 років тому +41

      my thoughts too

    • @Noface678
      @Noface678 5 років тому +21

      Lord Gonzo that’s common sense lol wtf

    • @sekirosshadow9319
      @sekirosshadow9319 5 років тому +32

      @@f.b.l.9813 i hope you are on the case

    • @LordGonzo
      @LordGonzo 5 років тому +12

      @@Noface678 the guy who made this video seemed to not catch that detail so I'm here to be helpful

    • @chappie3642
      @chappie3642 5 років тому

      I would usually keep the right hand on the front, i can hit much faster, hitting fast with the left hand would do nothing

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +1009

    You absolute madlad

  • @ytbvdshrtnr
    @ytbvdshrtnr 3 роки тому +4

    "That's like Romeo and Juliet, but with a sadder ending"
    12:33 lolllll

  • @JoeOnaBoat
    @JoeOnaBoat 5 років тому +340

    there are a lot of weird people on the internet and you can trust me

    • @quitsie
      @quitsie 5 років тому +15

      Joe On a Boat didn’t you get at noahsnoah about this creepy shit?

    • @raykeemer7674
      @raykeemer7674 5 років тому +12

      Joe you wholesome man

    • @adamleahy7796
      @adamleahy7796 5 років тому +7

      Hello my dearest friend

    • @803kaleb
      @803kaleb 5 років тому +6

      your name is "Joe On a Boat" you're probably one of them

    • @JoeOnaBoat
      @JoeOnaBoat 5 років тому +8

      @@803kaleb you can trust me

  • @beanseanpiro3989
    @beanseanpiro3989 5 років тому +189

    Memeulous paying for fake girlfriend
    WillNE is spending money on delfine
    Where is this going

    • @justrcd
      @justrcd 5 років тому +4

      Wonder what imalexx is planning

    • @jamie2563
      @jamie2563 5 років тому +14

      @@justrcd planning on buying James Charles

    • @what13106
      @what13106 5 років тому +1

      Delphine

  • @LewisTopic
    @LewisTopic 5 років тому +383

    Just reminding everyone that imallexx drinks bath water

  • @robertcraane7910
    @robertcraane7910 4 роки тому +39

    I paid a woman 50 dollar last night to be my wife for 15 minutes....

  • @gavinislightning
    @gavinislightning 5 років тому +135

    "How far deep are you into this lass?" - WillNe

  • @mambocan7821
    @mambocan7821 5 років тому +545

    Georgy has an e- bona

  • @marshallbrereton9825
    @marshallbrereton9825 5 років тому +751

    I hope that girl watches this video 😂

    • @ez7096
      @ez7096 5 років тому +91

      Man*

    • @marshallbrereton9825
      @marshallbrereton9825 5 років тому +9

      I hope people know I’m talking about the girl from Fiverr that George paid to be his fake girlfriend. While everyone keeps replying my comment “boy*” or “man*” I don’t really know who they are talking about can someone please explain,,,, thank youuuuuu 💕😂👌

    • @Chloe-jt4yb
      @Chloe-jt4yb 5 років тому +82

      @@marshallbrereton9825 they're joking because they're saying the girl he paid is actually a man who is pretending to be a girl.

    • @marshallbrereton9825
      @marshallbrereton9825 5 років тому +6

      Chloe ohhhhhh that totally makes sense.. thanks man 😂

    • @ItsTonyMc
      @ItsTonyMc 5 років тому +46

      Ryan Elizabeth I'm sorry but it really took you that long to figure that out? lmao

  • @sacked5266
    @sacked5266 3 роки тому +9

    I can't believe this was the inspiration of the anime "Rent a girlfriend".

  • @SwedishChef2
    @SwedishChef2 5 років тому +273

    So when did u and Alex get married?

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 років тому +393

    *Valentines day be like:*

    • @nicolakitten
      @nicolakitten 5 років тому +16

      That pfp is going to give me fucking nightmares

    • @nicolakitten
      @nicolakitten 5 років тому +2

      Jerry Gonzales damn

    • @220p2
      @220p2 5 років тому

      Athesterical2 the pic is a meme
      image search it

    • @Unnamed_Gh0st
      @Unnamed_Gh0st 5 років тому

      @Jerry Gonzales look him up

    • @Unnamed_Gh0st
      @Unnamed_Gh0st 5 років тому

      @@nicolakitten look it up

  • @vj9483
    @vj9483 5 років тому +94

    1960: I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future
    2019:

    • @deadly1246
      @deadly1246 5 років тому

      Shitty comment

    • @vj9483
      @vj9483 5 років тому +3

      @@deadly1246 no u

    • @jedmaegraith8542
      @jedmaegraith8542 5 років тому

      SAVAGE VINNEX No👏one👏likes👏these👏comments 👏

    • @rebeccarnningen1502
      @rebeccarnningen1502 5 років тому +2

      Jed Maegraith apparently 84 people do... :)

  • @saba_0001
    @saba_0001 4 роки тому +3

    6:00 then a random ad came up and said "so.. Do you have a plan B? "😂😂😂

  • @anonymoustjoma2885
    @anonymoustjoma2885 5 років тому +153

    My name is George, but you can call me ANYTIME

    • @xarmatic5976
      @xarmatic5976 5 років тому +1

      I was waiting for that

    • @ohyeahyeah6313
      @ohyeahyeah6313 5 років тому

      Whats up with people having this deus ex profile pic lately?

    • @weonsbr
      @weonsbr 5 років тому

      @@ohyeahyeah6313 search up maximilianmus... Its his fans

    • @trollghost9997
      @trollghost9997 5 років тому

      @@weonsbr no, his virus

    • @weonsbr
      @weonsbr 5 років тому

      @@trollghost9997 lol

  • @sampound
    @sampound 5 років тому +206

    Tbh this is kinda sad

    • @rest8701
      @rest8701 5 років тому +39

      Those meatballs looks like shit

    • @sampound
      @sampound 5 років тому

      Kristian lol stock imagd

  • @lilsalsito4291
    @lilsalsito4291 5 років тому +696

    Legend has it...
    He’s still waiting for that call

  • @eleca5332
    @eleca5332 4 роки тому +12

    I was laughing at every second of this while my brother had online class LOL

  • @kimsantosmalonzo5429
    @kimsantosmalonzo5429 5 років тому +477

    Heyy George XD... I thought I'd try to clear something up and bring something to your attention. The only reason I can think of as to why she would ask if you were right handed and yet hook with your right. Is because normally right handed people stand in what's called "Orthodox" fighting stance. "Orthodox" fighters usually hook with their left... Left jab, straight right, hook left (vs the normally left handed "southpaw" fighting stance, which is flipped). Of course you still do and can hook with your right, but simply you would use your left... Conclusion? Your e-girlfriend is an mma fighter, boxer, or some sort of fighter who knows their stuff 😉😉 😆

    • @mysticwizard101
      @mysticwizard101 5 років тому +107

      I don’t have a high enough IQ to read all of that. I kinda scanned through. But to sum it up, this woman knows her shit

    • @jhonnycagexrage7458
      @jhonnycagexrage7458 5 років тому +7

      @@mysticwizard101
      XDDDDDD

    • @3kn7kradonk70
      @3kn7kradonk70 5 років тому +30

      Ok actually I think it was her questioning if the guy was serious or not when he hit his friend. Like if you hit a friend you don’t always blast them with your dominant hand because it’d hurt and probably have bad intentions.

    • @kimsantosmalonzo5429
      @kimsantosmalonzo5429 5 років тому +7

      @@3kn7kradonk70 Yeah that could be... my ways more fun though 😆

    • @toast-master-6663
      @toast-master-6663 5 років тому +7

      Sammy M. Or maybe a dude

  • @Snowclimb
    @Snowclimb 5 років тому +125

    You can't even pay them to stay with you. Damn

  • @clutchz4009
    @clutchz4009 5 років тому +235

    This girl just seems like a bot 😂

    • @ThePaperCreater
      @ThePaperCreater 5 років тому +40

      A bloke*

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 5 років тому +2

      lmao must be a pretty damn good bot to reply about him punching his boyfriend, looking up him and Fred and stuff

  • @snaij7158
    @snaij7158 4 роки тому +18

    Imagine buying that 40$ pack, but telling her that you're only 5'5 ft and she declines

  • @tuffteey112
    @tuffteey112 5 років тому +194

    I will be your girlfriend for free mate

    • @zcuzzy7928
      @zcuzzy7928 5 років тому +13

      Snail 123 ur probably a 63 year old virgin

    • @justaracoonchillinginatoilet69
      @justaracoonchillinginatoilet69 5 років тому +22

      I don't think george would want to date a snail, not being snailist just stating facts

    • @DStortoise
      @DStortoise 5 років тому

      Khaled Elhamedi your probably a 7 year old that thinks dead memes are good and doesn’t know what jokes are

    • @sillygoose2878
      @sillygoose2878 5 років тому +1

      If you do watch out for his lethal right hook

    • @henta1lord13
      @henta1lord13 5 років тому +1

      *knock* *knock* knock* FBI OPEN UP