Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Burger King's Pride Whopper, Demand Increases for Tampax Tampons

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  • @blackiowaAAMI
    @blackiowaAAMI 2 роки тому +1616

    CORRECTION: There's no place we'd rather be 😉 But truly thank you for the shout out. One of our goals is to proudly showcase Iowa's black history so that someday, people don't think "in Iowa???" when they hear about our museum

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 2 роки тому +93

      AAM - Nice reply 😁!!!

    • @mbryson2899
      @mbryson2899 2 роки тому +82

      Thank you for your work!
      I've overnighted in Waterloo and Des Moines, it was a weird mix of normal people and some barely closeted racists. (Being a bald white guy often makes racists run their mouths freely to me, I just Mr. Rogers them until they feel bad or get pissy and shove off.)

    • @midlifeinprogress
      @midlifeinprogress 2 роки тому +137

      I love that you not only commented, but added yourself as one of the Jackals!!! I hope Seth mentions you in Corrections! 😂
      Also, yes, if there's anywhere that NEEDS an African American Museum, it's in places like Iowa. Thank you for your service!!

    • @KaritKtana
      @KaritKtana 2 роки тому +51

      How cool of you to comment! I hope Seth sees this in time for Corrections 😂

    • @kenc2257
      @kenc2257 2 роки тому +20

      Hooray for your Museum! Next time we visit family in IL, we will try to make time to drive up and visit.

  • @YetiGirl
    @YetiGirl 2 роки тому +537

    "Uh oh, it's like that everywhere" is going to carry me through my day.

  • @sgy2dpe
    @sgy2dpe 2 роки тому +675

    Jokes Seth can't tell is one of the funniest skits in TV. I crack up every time. "Black women and lesbians and black women that are lesbians are liars". Keep up the great work.

    • @gladtravis
      @gladtravis 2 роки тому +8

      Love all Seth but this segment is a laugh every damn time. Keep up the good work

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 2 роки тому +7

      I love all four of these people, some of the funniest, wittiest folks around. I first heard about Wanda Sykes from my coworker back in the early 90s. He was an amateur stand-up comic at the time, he later went pro. He raved about her, said she was the best comic he'd ever seen. High praise from a guy who knew comedy. He wasn't wrong!
      (RIP Bob, I miss ya buddy and thanks for making our workplace fun)

    • @palmereldritch7777
      @palmereldritch7777 2 роки тому +1

      It's also the most endearing one......

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 роки тому

      He could have just said black lesbians, the woman part is implied.

    • @aliciacohn2790
      @aliciacohn2790 2 роки тому +1

      Its like charlie brown always falling for lucy holding the football

  • @ewestner
    @ewestner 2 роки тому +306

    Jennie is absolutely right. Underwire is *totally* the devil's work.

    • @shayboogie3682
      @shayboogie3682 2 роки тому +8

      Right???!!! (Ya know that meme of Seth saying “Right?” - I wish I could put it here 🤗🤗🤗

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 2 роки тому +1

      @@PartlySunny74 evil for both women and whales!

    • @Revelwoodie
      @Revelwoodie 2 роки тому +6

      I love underwire. Bras with underwire stay put, and keep everything still.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 2 роки тому +7

      I don't understand this and I'm afraid to ask.

    • @ewestner
      @ewestner 2 роки тому

      @@AdrianColley I'll answer your unasked question anyway. Underwire bras have plastic wires under the cups so they supposedly add more support to the boobs. I guess some folks (see revelwoodie, above) like them but IME they just dig into my rib cage and boobs because, I dunno, I guess my breasts aren't shaped the way underwire bra manufacturers believe breasts are shaped. The most annoying part is when they poke into my breasts....like, wtf. Anyway, sorry if this is TMI but you asked. Oh, no, wait, you didn't. :-)

  • @muchobossa
    @muchobossa 2 роки тому +121

    Yes Amber I easily got that reference about Living Single. Such a great show from the 90s with a catchy theme song from Queen Latifah to boot.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +6

      My friends and I loved that show

    • @stevencarter511
      @stevencarter511 2 роки тому +12

      Justice for the Living Single cast!

    • @ColoringKaria
      @ColoringKaria 2 роки тому +7

      Living Single is still funny to this day! just a real gem of a show!

    • @bonghunezhou5051
      @bonghunezhou5051 2 роки тому

      Living Single does deserve far greater recognition - without tearing down _that other show_ .

    • @stevencarter511
      @stevencarter511 2 роки тому +1

      @@bonghunezhou5051 i don’t wanna disparage that other show, but I think everyone needs to recognize the superiority of the Brownstone residents (and Maxine) and not the folks living in crazy expensive Manhattan apartments while one person was a barista (and kinda bad at it) and another one was a mostly out of work actor.

  • @frankenviews4069
    @frankenviews4069 2 роки тому +200

    More than any other Late Night talk show host, the Seth Meyers brand of humor is just everyone in on the joke and having a good time.

    • @NankitaBR
      @NankitaBR 2 роки тому +4

      And people say "you can't make jokes anymore"...

    • @landonewts
      @landonewts Рік тому

      That a great way to put it, and I agree!

  • @bartholomewcubbins9723
    @bartholomewcubbins9723 2 роки тому +337

    The jokes are great but the best thing about this segment is watching Amber's reactions 2:25 😃

    • @sushifornico
      @sushifornico 2 роки тому +1

      Especially that is the one seth cant tell haha

    • @scottsmyth87ss
      @scottsmyth87ss 2 роки тому +5

      That WAS a great joke. She's the best

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 2 роки тому +1

      Her reactions are always awesome & this was ine if her best! I ❤AR

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 2 роки тому +2

      I miss the blonde lady from the Late Night Press Conferences. Wonder what she's been up to? 🤔

    • @TonyBullard
      @TonyBullard 2 роки тому +1

      Amber is a treasure.

  • @thedylangirl
    @thedylangirl 2 роки тому +54

    This 👍🏼 is for Amber’s doctor joke. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @ambercherise2391
    @ambercherise2391 2 роки тому +74

    The fact a healthy chunk of the audience didn’t respond to the Living Single reference kind of proves Amber’s point. 🤣

  • @sergiodbd
    @sergiodbd 2 роки тому +66

    “Uh oh! It’s like this everywhere.” Was phenomenal 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂
    Edit: I rewinded it before the joke was finished 😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 2 роки тому +180

    "Ya know if I had that Amber and Jenny thing I'd still be on the air." -David Letterman to Seth on the show.

    • @riley6646
      @riley6646 2 роки тому +44

      @@lonutta it’s a joke about how it’s a good bit, not a genuine statement. letterman retired

    • @topper1212
      @topper1212 2 роки тому +13

      I think he meant he would have cover for certain jokes

    • @valeriefruik585
      @valeriefruik585 2 роки тому

      Bwahaha!!

    • @DOSkywalkR
      @DOSkywalkR 2 роки тому +1

      @@riley6646 he didn't totally retire, just from latenight, he has that Netflix show "my next guest".

    • @ficialintelligence1869
      @ficialintelligence1869 2 роки тому

      Except for one thing: Letterman is an asshole in real life. Seth isn't. The difference isn't hard to see.

  • @sadusattack2628
    @sadusattack2628 2 роки тому +198

    They need to do these more often.

    • @willwebber6496
      @willwebber6496 2 роки тому +7

      It's also time to bring back the segment "Not now ________". I believe the last one was some kind of sand spider or something and we were all still in the throws of COVID. Now it's time for a reboot featuring monkeypox.

  • @LiamMack33
    @LiamMack33 2 роки тому +135

    CORRECTIONS: CVS has no locations in Canada. (That black bear was a Liar!)
    Also, Seth has never had Tom Segura on the show and that needs to be corrected too!

    • @lisamurdoch2525
      @lisamurdoch2525 2 роки тому +6

      What is CVS? Is it because I’m Canadian that I don’t get the joke?

    • @LiamMack33
      @LiamMack33 2 роки тому +10

      @@lisamurdoch2525 it's one of the USA's biggest chains of franchise pharmacys. CVS and Walgreens are the big 2.
      Like Shoppers Drug Mart, or Lawtons Drugs up here in Canadaville.

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 2 роки тому +6

      @@LiamMack33 😊 Thank you from a Brit 👍

    • @Pxtl
      @Pxtl 2 роки тому +9

      This. The big Canadian drug-store chain is "Shoppers' Drug Mart".

    • @mistermaestersirthomas9164
      @mistermaestersirthomas9164 2 роки тому +13

      Maine here, there are Canadians shopping here all the time, half are bears or moose.

  • @Galvamel
    @Galvamel 2 роки тому +92

    Not gonna be super popular with this, but Livin' Single was a vastly superior show to Friends. Even if you don't agree at the very least Livin' Single didn't deny 9/11 or pretend white people didn't exist.

    • @charlespeakjr2168
      @charlespeakjr2168 2 роки тому +10

      Preach Rodrigo.👏🏾👏🏾

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +3

      My friends and I loved that show

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 роки тому +22

      *Living Single* was most definitely superior to Friends. And it came first. AND, at one point, the producers of Friends were speaking with the creators of *Living Single* right as they started filming the show. *They were told the premise was of six New York friends who go in and out of each other's apartments all the time, two of them being related, etc., and that it was about their friendships, love lives, and occasionally work.* A year later, those rip off artists created a white version and called it Friends.

    • @Galvamel
      @Galvamel 2 роки тому +13

      @@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Oh wow, I didn't know the creators were speaking. That explains, SO much.

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 2 роки тому +15

      PREACH!!! If "Friends" is Elvis, "Living Single" is all the black artists whose music he stole and repurposed. It mystifies me how a show as basic and boring as "Friends" remains so popular.

  • @bubblesezblonde
    @bubblesezblonde 2 роки тому +76

    Wow. Saved to faves. Loved how Seth took the stool and placed Wanda in the good chair.

    • @samringwald
      @samringwald 2 роки тому +9

      Wanda always deserves the best chair in any room she enters.

    • @curtisbme
      @curtisbme 2 роки тому +3

      He rightfully understood the comedic pecking order and kissed the ring.

    • @bubblesezblonde
      @bubblesezblonde 2 роки тому

      @@samringwaldI concurr

    • @niceride
      @niceride 2 роки тому

      Wanda is looking great! Always happy to hear her perform, no bullshit. So very glad she stopped by

  • @MrRosenleaf406
    @MrRosenleaf406 2 роки тому +168

    Dear cable network, please give Wanda Sykes a weekly show where she gets to say whatever she wants for an hour! I would watch the $#*+ out if that!

    • @Pxtl
      @Pxtl 2 роки тому +10

      They gave her one. It was bad. This was like 10 years ago. I doubt it was her fault - all these hosts live and die by their writing team and so it's not one person's success or failure. But it was bad.

    • @MelissaChapin
      @MelissaChapin 2 роки тому +3

      @@Pxtl They defo should’ve let her stay whatever she wanted! ☝️😏

    • @edwarddeguzman3258
      @edwarddeguzman3258 2 роки тому +1

      nahhh I'd rather vote Sykes 2024, Imagine all the hell she'd raise in the White House.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +1

      @@edwarddeguzman3258 Imagine how many Republican heads would explode when a black lesbian woman is voted in as POTUS.

  • @YearsinSeason
    @YearsinSeason 2 роки тому +30

    Look at Seth being a great Host and giving his good chair to the guest! What a gentleman!

  • @rev.rachel
    @rev.rachel 2 роки тому +87

    This really is such a good segment. The way Late Night lets us in on the inside jokes among the staff is really fun and unique :)

  • @Fey_Fatale
    @Fey_Fatale 2 роки тому +31

    This will forever be one of my favorite segments. Pure brilliance every time.

  • @whitneyoneal2360
    @whitneyoneal2360 2 роки тому +44

    The devil’s work is underwire. Word!

  • @shivverma3236
    @shivverma3236 2 роки тому +29

    i love this series

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 2 роки тому +34

    That Tampax joke also would have worked fine in Germany, where companies aren't "in the red" but "write red numbers" which you'd be able to do if you used one...a used one...

    • @JordanHourGlassDJ
      @JordanHourGlassDJ 2 роки тому +4

      Dat war jut 😉🇩🇪🇺🇸😂 Grüß aus Gelsenkirchen!

  • @heiyuall
    @heiyuall 2 роки тому +3

    Every morning I check UA-cam to find out if the world has ended yet. Finding this video started my day with legitimate joy. Thank you. Seriously.

  • @davemoss36
    @davemoss36 2 роки тому +10

    My favorite skit, I love how Seth immediately bowed to the queen Wanda and offered his chair

  • @kharynj6629
    @kharynj6629 2 роки тому +22

    I also demand justice for Living Single. Friends better give back what they stole

  • @rixx46
    @rixx46 2 роки тому +64

    Amber can sell ANY joke with a look. GIVE HER A PRIMETIME SHOW ALREADY!

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 2 роки тому +6

      I like the time slot her show is in now

    • @lizard3755
      @lizard3755 2 роки тому +4

      You should check out her show on Peacock!

    • @rixx46
      @rixx46 2 роки тому +3

      @@lizard3755 I have! I meant she should be celebrated on the regular NBC network.

    • @rixx46
      @rixx46 2 роки тому +2

      @@sandybarnes887 I meant she should be celebrated on the regular NBC network.

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 2 роки тому +1

      @@rixx46 I can't disagree. It would be fantastic. I'm just worried her topics are a bit too edgey for Primetime

  • @AndieWalsh333
    @AndieWalsh333 2 роки тому +15

    I credit Amber for single-handedly bringing silly back to TV.

  • @suzannepottsshorts
    @suzannepottsshorts 2 роки тому +7

    Fun Fact: The African-American Museum of Iowa is across the Cedar river from The National Czech and Slovak Museum, which was literally picked up and moved after the flood of 2008!
    ua-cam.com/video/A6Zdg82U3CQ/v-deo.html

  • @samhenrigold
    @samhenrigold 2 роки тому +51

    Not so much a correction but rather an amendment for graphics: the title card here should reflect Seth’s new anti-suit attitude.

    • @tysoncornfield3317
      @tysoncornfield3317 2 роки тому +2

      And look less like Dennis Reynolds

    • @samringwald
      @samringwald 2 роки тому +4

      @@tysoncornfield3317 Because of the implication?

    • @lexagarvey6419
      @lexagarvey6419 2 роки тому

      But can you imagine what graphics will come up with given their vibe?

    • @alansheiman4818
      @alansheiman4818 2 роки тому +2

      Perhaps Seth should start a show to correct corrections called amendments.

  • @ccole742
    @ccole742 2 роки тому +50

    The lack of applause during the living single joke was very telling…

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 2 роки тому

      People laughed. Laughter > applause.

    • @ccole742
      @ccole742 2 роки тому +5

      @@AdrianColley ok then, the lack of laughter was telling lol. I was just surprised by the reaction when I yelled out loud listening to amber

    • @rollerblaze5041
      @rollerblaze5041 2 роки тому +5

      @@ccole742 I yelled too! Justice for living single!

    • @Mrcandles312
      @Mrcandles312 2 роки тому

      That show was horrible

    • @ccole742
      @ccole742 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mrcandles312 LMAO you’re hilarious

  • @meghanphillips3495
    @meghanphillips3495 2 роки тому +10

    Seth Meyers, the modern day Charlie Brown with the football to Amber and Jenny's collective Lucy.

  • @carschmn
    @carschmn 2 роки тому +66

    Seth falls for it every time…

    • @galedribble9535
      @galedribble9535 2 роки тому +4

      You’d think he’d catch on by now

    • @clickster1883
      @clickster1883 2 роки тому +4

      Silly Seth.

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 2 роки тому +5

      Next time will be different. Don't give up

    • @mbryson2899
      @mbryson2899 2 роки тому +8

      Like Charlie trusting Lucy with the football.

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 2 роки тому +23

    Wanda Sykes was BORN to do this segment. It was long overdue!

  • @Evelyn_Okay
    @Evelyn_Okay 2 роки тому +25

    My favorite Late Night bit of all time 😂

  • @SilentDave
    @SilentDave 2 роки тому +11

    Love Amber and Jenny. And Wanda being there made this even better.

  • @mellod5615
    @mellod5615 2 роки тому +4

    1:22 I know that's right Amber 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @thezpn
    @thezpn 2 роки тому +23

    Lesbian Kiss would be a great cover band.

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon 2 роки тому +3

      Guys would pay to see it even if they didn't like the music.

    • @Unagodd
      @Unagodd 2 роки тому

      Band name? Band name.

  • @jenfernandez5454
    @jenfernandez5454 2 роки тому +7

    This is my favorite segment on this show!

  • @terriblefrosting
    @terriblefrosting 2 роки тому +2

    I love this sequence so much. So pure, so good.

  • @keldaogg2157
    @keldaogg2157 2 роки тому +6

    Tampon shortage? Good thing I 'm at the Poise stage. ( Thank you! Please tip your waitress!)

  • @VieenRennes
    @VieenRennes 2 роки тому +12

    This segment is so brilliant. (Edited: and definitely deserved bigger reactions/laughs)

    • @snoobins4623
      @snoobins4623 2 роки тому +1

      Ya, I get the feeling the audience was scared to laugh, which makes it even funnier

    • @VieenRennes
      @VieenRennes 2 роки тому

      @Kilo Mintoni Yet you clicked on it anyway

  • @deannafuller5448
    @deannafuller5448 2 роки тому +4

    Frisbee's not on your desk! And that made me and the hubby think, "What happened to that bet you had with Andy about the NBA Finals?” We are DYING to know!!! 💀

  • @StratosFear221
    @StratosFear221 2 роки тому +3

    This is one of my favorite skits with Late Night and Wanda Sikes makes everything 100x better.

  • @Seraph702
    @Seraph702 2 роки тому +7

    phenomenal, as usual, Wanda makes something fun even better.

  • @evenflowsteven
    @evenflowsteven 2 роки тому +2

    I absolutely love all of these people.

  • @TRquiet
    @TRquiet 2 роки тому +5

    This is easily Seth’s best bit.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 2 роки тому +52

    I can't believe Seth makes me go research whether or not "neither" is appropriate to use when referring to 3 things. While the word neither does refer to 2 things, and Seth should probably say he's none of those instead, it's been used to refer to more than 2 since the 17th century so it's acceptable.

    • @samnelson2343
      @samnelson2343 2 роки тому +6

      My OED specifies 'of two' but language is mutable. Wonder whether it'll crop up in corrections.

    • @valori3685
      @valori3685 2 роки тому +2

      It is only 2 things black and lesbian Wanda just brings it together

    • @ecnalreleam
      @ecnalreleam 2 роки тому +1

      Just part of the life of a jackal.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer 2 роки тому +6

      @@valori3685 the three things are black, lesbian, and women.

    • @valori3685
      @valori3685 2 роки тому +1

      Yep you are right I realized it after a little while but I didn't come back and edit😋 thanks Ela Explorer

  • @patriciaadams4171
    @patriciaadams4171 2 роки тому +2

    The BEST THING about Seth's show is THE LOVE SHOWN amongst the staff, like a real family atmosphere. And then they all care about our country. Someday when this ends, it'll be worse than one of those beloved family series, cuz at least they would have TV movie re-boots. Like 'Return to Walton's Mountain'. Wally Cue Card (Grandpa) will be gone, but he'll be spoken about honorably by the interns during the re-boot.

  • @Emh19
    @Emh19 2 роки тому +5

    I love that seth takes a stool so the guest can have his chair

  • @Lu_Woods
    @Lu_Woods 2 роки тому +7

    That was the best JSCT ever. 😄

  • @megger11
    @megger11 2 роки тому +5

    Shoutout to Living Single! Hahaha

  • @davidlyon3185
    @davidlyon3185 2 роки тому +6

    Blew my mind seeing Jenny on Impractical Jokers. Love this bit, they need to do it more often!

  • @tanyawade5197
    @tanyawade5197 2 роки тому +1

    This was funny! Especially the end! That was mean of them to do Set like that😂😂😂.

  • @IncySpider
    @IncySpider 2 роки тому +1

    Love this segment. It gets better every time!

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 2 роки тому +6

    Omg that book title joke had me dead

  • @ficialintelligence1869
    @ficialintelligence1869 2 роки тому +4

    "Now you know how I feel at the CVS." (Damn, if that one didn't hit home!)

  • @matthewboles6721
    @matthewboles6721 2 роки тому +2

    Best family portrait ever.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +22

    But... the Whopper is for people who have lost their pride. Or will for life, really.

  • @jacobsims8307
    @jacobsims8307 2 роки тому +10

    Amber that is a fantastic top!! 🤩🤩

  • @Kelseynotkels
    @Kelseynotkels 2 роки тому +1

    Genuinely love these segments 😂

  • @EricaGamet
    @EricaGamet 2 роки тому +2

    Get you a girl who can do both! Love this segment!

  • @ivybee347
    @ivybee347 2 роки тому +1

    ... uh oh..... Its like this everywhere 😱
    😂

  • @davidsantor1760
    @davidsantor1760 Рік тому +1

    When Seth tells that joke he shouldn't, it's like when Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown ....

  • @opaladwyl
    @opaladwyl 2 роки тому +1

    Love it these!!

  • @redwheeler721
    @redwheeler721 2 роки тому +2

    This will always be my favorite segment that you do!

  • @brianaguedan7475
    @brianaguedan7475 2 роки тому +1

    This is always gold

  • @HootieMcCalvinball
    @HootieMcCalvinball Рік тому

    2:26 Amber just sitting there enjoying the chaos, showing true little sister energy

  • @ennanitsua
    @ennanitsua 6 місяців тому

    Look how happy Amber is when Wanda comes out! I love them both so much ❤

  • @frankcarter7146
    @frankcarter7146 2 роки тому +4

    I love Wanda Sykes with every fiber of my being. 😆

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 2 роки тому +1

      She steals the spotlight in every movie she's ever been in. _Jexi_ comes to mind.

  • @rdalin
    @rdalin 2 роки тому

    I adore this segment.

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 2 роки тому +10

    1:30 Because Living Single did it first.

  • @lynxkhi
    @lynxkhi 2 роки тому +7

    Oh I missed Jokes Seth Can't Tell!!!

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs 2 роки тому

    This is my favorite segment. Thank you for doing it.

  • @Azzkicker12345
    @Azzkicker12345 2 роки тому

    Favorite segment EVER!!!

  • @sophiev1900
    @sophiev1900 2 роки тому

    This one was perfection 🫶🏽

  • @katalac
    @katalac 2 роки тому +6

    Love Wanda❤️!

  • @boisjoli91
    @boisjoli91 2 роки тому

    These are always the best

  • @SL1021Esquire
    @SL1021Esquire 2 роки тому +4

    Bravo 👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣 That was brilliant

  • @nickbailey202
    @nickbailey202 2 роки тому +10

    This is always such a funny bit, but it's also kinda moving isn't it?

  • @agrey832
    @agrey832 2 роки тому

    Yeah, that chicken fingers joke was legit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aokigaharakomorebi
    @aokigaharakomorebi 2 роки тому +14

    How could that black bear in Canada even know what it feels like to be followed in a CVS? We like, don't even have CVS in Canada

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 роки тому +3

      do you have an overpriced pharmacy by another name? we got CVS and Walgreens!

    • @Maelwys
      @Maelwys 2 роки тому +4

      @@markmac2206 Shopper's Drug Mart

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 2 роки тому +10

      Maybe it crossed the border to get something that you can only get at CVS? Like idk at 5 foot long receipt or something.

    • @lynnstlaurent6789
      @lynnstlaurent6789 2 роки тому +1

      @@markmac2206 if you think CVS is overpriced you should come to a Canadian store.

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 2 роки тому +1

    This segment is always hilarious and this one was extra fiery! Get you a comedian who can do both 😜

  • @lorraineclark4413
    @lorraineclark4413 2 роки тому

    I love these bits.

  • @BluInfinity
    @BluInfinity 2 роки тому

    I actually have that memoir on my shelf. I’m saving it to read on vacation

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast 2 роки тому +51

    You're using the word "neither" incorrectly. Amber is black, Jenny is gay and they're both women. That's three things you're not. "Neither" only refers to two things you're not. It comes from "nahwæþer", meaning "not one of two".

    • @charlidog2
      @charlidog2 2 роки тому +2

      @Kevin Fleming LOL.

    • @DrJellyFanguzzz
      @DrJellyFanguzzz 2 роки тому +10

      best correction bait yet

    • @LSRandomHandle
      @LSRandomHandle 2 роки тому +6

      This is the most pedantic thing I’ve ever read, kudos, jackal!

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 роки тому +2

      *Valdagast, with this super petty comment, you have achieved great honor for Jackals everywhere. I salute you!!* 🤗🤣

    • @seafodder6129
      @seafodder6129 2 роки тому

      That's some first-rate jackalling right there!

  • @ayehtunohn
    @ayehtunohn 2 роки тому +2

    Still the best segment by Seth and co.

  • @Leblribrbrrq
    @Leblribrbrrq 2 роки тому +4

    I need an in-depth analysis about Seth and his pencils. @3:22

  • @briesullivan6149
    @briesullivan6149 2 роки тому +1

    I love that Wanda Sykes jumped in for this one!

  • @seaborgium919
    @seaborgium919 2 роки тому +1

    11/10 best segment

  • @truegatorguyodonnell5092
    @truegatorguyodonnell5092 2 роки тому

    The Tampax "in the red" joke was my favorite! Seth DID need to do that one, lol

  • @angrybadger616
    @angrybadger616 2 роки тому +1

    Still got huge love for Wanda. Her stand up is kick a$$!

  • @avitallichtenfeld813
    @avitallichtenfeld813 2 роки тому +17

    So I absolutely love this segment and I love Amber and Jenny but I feel like it could be even better if it was more varied with different ethnicities. Jew jokes, Asian jokes, Muslim jokes, Native American jokes, Indian jokes, gay men jokes, trans jokes, etc. The possibilities are endless!

    • @endergeek236
      @endergeek236 2 роки тому +3

      As a genderfluid pansexual, I'm fully on board!

  • @ceceliawight7059
    @ceceliawight7059 2 роки тому +19

    Anytime Amber is in front of the camera, it's good!!

  • @CrankyPants_W
    @CrankyPants_W 2 роки тому

    I just love this segment 😆

  • @Tao_Tology
    @Tao_Tology 2 роки тому +3

    "I'm black." "And I'm gay"
    "And we're both women"
    (Seth) "And I'm neither of those"
    'neither' ?
    🐾

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 2 роки тому

      'None'

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 роки тому

      @@blackeyedsusan727
      Don't help him, he needs to work it out for himself.

  • @DrAndyShick
    @DrAndyShick 2 роки тому

    If the Charmin Bears ever run out of toilet paper, at least they can count on their CVS receipts

  • @charlesmichels7873
    @charlesmichels7873 2 роки тому

    That joke about the museum is hilarious, and for more than the face value. I live in Cedar Rapids, where the museum is located. They initially considered moving the building back in 2011 due to it being prone to flooding. The Czech and Slovak Museum is in the same neighborhood now, because it actually was moved across town. The renovations are going to building a flood wall instead of moving it.

  • @teresaferrer4748
    @teresaferrer4748 2 роки тому

    Great show! Edgy always

  • @lisagulick4144
    @lisagulick4144 2 роки тому

    I love Wanda. She had me rolling during "Jexi."

  • @MiddleofKnowhere
    @MiddleofKnowhere 2 роки тому

    This has me rolling so much. Love this segment!!!