I initially heard it as "Fisk", and was wondering why there was a town with a name that translates to "Fish". But the Vikings did have a habit of leaving Britain with some whacky names.
this is actually really soothing. Reminds me of riding a nearly empty train back home in summer. The suns setting, and you’ve just come back from having a fun day out with friends in central. you’ve got nothing to do tomorrow so you feel all warm and fuzzy as you drift in and out of sleep. Then, the train announcement goes off as you stir and realise your stop is next. You walk back home while evening sets in and the streetlights turn on. Coming home, you make yourself a nice cup of tea, and then go to bed, cradled in the embrace of warm memories.
Lmao I was in the London Airport and the first announcement my friends and I heard was "don't leave luggage unattended or it will be taken and destroyed" in the most monotone and almost cheerful british accent. That's it. It was so passive aggressive and down right scary we all held onto our luggage for dear life while waiting between flights 😂😂
i remember hearing that on the tyne and wear metro at airport. just in the most deepest, bored-sounding voice, "we will burn everything you love if you forget it 😐"
At my local station the voice person finishes the sentence in a tone of voice that makes it sound like she's going to say something else, makes me laugh every time 🤭
Sometimes Great Northern fills on on Thameslink services, and of course normally you have the ‘This is a [company] service to’ except in this case the company is skipped, giving you: This is a [pause] service to… Every time I hear it as: This is a service? maybe? allegedly? to
mine also repeats in welsh afterwards bcs we live so close to the border. it makes me laugh bcs a few years ago my little sister didn’t realise it was welsh and she turned to me one time in horror and said ‘is she ok???’😭😭
I saw a comment on UA-cam a while ago from someone saying that he was never going to take his mother to Wales again after what she said about the awelsh language outside a cake shop in Caernarfon. The comment was already a couple of years old and the OP hadn't responded to requests for more info.
It is quite fun to come up with random PA's like this. "The (pause) 10:(slight pause) 48 London Express service to (slight pause) Hestrigeton is now arriving at platform (pause) 3."
Nailed it. Just missing the "If you see something that doesn't look right, speak to our staff, or text the British transport police. See it. Say it. Sorted."
It's a common joke in my family to imitate the train annoucements we have here in France. They sound basically like this but with extra intonation that really does not sound natural on top of the already weird pauses
@@Anna13Tonks why wouldn't you? most scandinavian countries if not all have a far superior standard of living than here in the UK. this place is a dump, would love to get out
Stunk. Twenty Is Plenty. Please Drive Carefully Through Our Village. Thank You. Winner of Britain in Bloom 1998. Roundabout sponsored by Joe King and sons scaffolding and digger hire.
Don’t worry about it I’m English and even I didn’t catch on till the end. We do have some pretty odd names and being a souther I just assumed they were places up north to start with. I don’t dare venture up the north I understand they talk to people there, like actual strangers 😂
Sometimes a station is 3 times louder than the others and it does my head in because nobody seems to know how to fix it. For years my train has announced "Calling at Chorley, Buckshaw Parkway, Leyland, Preston, KIRKHAM AND WESHAM!!!! Poulton-Le-Fylde, Blackpool North"
The North Walian (Transport for Wales) announcements are hilarious. " The next train calling at platform 1 will be the 10 :45 TfW service to Llan - did -noor ..., 🤣
@Big Box I remember getting off an 8 hours long British airways flight at Gatwick from my holiday to Orlando and the I live in Nottinghamshire so it was a long, boring way up to London with thameslink then we got off and I think we took the tube to Kings Cross st Pancras and we were going to take east Midlands railway to Nottingham and change for a regional train but my dad booked a much later train not expecting to get there that early so we decided to take the tube to Victoria where we could have gone to directly with the Gatwick express but anyway we took a national express coach to Nottingham and then Went to Nottingham Central and got on the regional train to my town and we finally got a taxi home and we landed at like 8am and now it was like 6pm so a whole day of travelling (also I think the train we didn't get on was delayed)
I remember finding out that "weston-super-mare" was a real place after someone kept refering to anyone struggling with something or throwing a tantrum as "hes having a weston-super-mare"
Ahhh good old Weston! half hour up the M5 from me in Bristol. My local seaside resort, But you wouldn't catch me in the sea 😂 if you know you know. Great place for the boy racers! Frequenting on the sea front (sarcastic face). They recently re-built a full size oil rig into an attraction with waterfall and everything, They took a retired rig from the north sea! That's pretty cool.
That is remarkable. She's even got the Stephen Fry-esque linguistically rich and plump sounds of the British place names which, for all that, remain no less ludicrous😂❤
Sound like a name for a crisis. "General, the situation has worsened. We are now at Threshold Green and request authorisation for Summer Breeze." "God help us all."
Meanwhile the NYC subway’s recorded voice is like “THERE IS AN UPTOWN LOCAL 1 TRAIN TO VAN CORTLANDT PARK 242ND STREET APPROACHING THE STATION. PLEASE STAND AWAY FROM THE PLATFORM EDGE.”
Visiting Edinburgh and this came in my suggestions. Took the train from Heathrow to Paddington then tube to Kings Cross then the train to Edinburgh. This was so spot on. I've seen it, I'm saying it, and it got sorted.
TRUE STORY. a old mate told me years ago a train announcement from someone obviously new to the job (and our country) announced in a Indian accent "THIS TRAIN WILL BE STOPPING AT CHARLTON" and "MANY MANY OTHER PLACES" !!!
There's always 3 stops you remember: The one you just came from, the one you're going to and the one just before the one you're going to because no matter how far it is *that's the one you start packing your things at*
As per the announcement this is a NorthWest Soutern Eastland train. Tickets for WestEast Southern North land tickets are not valid on this train. And you will have to pay a fine if you do not have the correct ticket for this train. Please ask a member of the TrainRail Southern Link Connector North Branch team if you require assistance.
This is a Northwest Southern Eastland Service to Breighne. Calling at Batterby Willby Stunk Threshull Green Peelington Rhinestone on Trent Thiske Whaighneigh Splash Zone Central and Breighne.
The O eight, thirty five service to brain, is delayed by approximately ten minutes, this is due to missing crew members. We apologize for the delay to this service.
I’ve been on two trains today and the only thing that’s even better is crossing the England/wales border and suddenly hearing the even weirder welsh place names than the English ones yet the announcer voice never changes😂
I caught a train from Crewe to Shrewsbury to get to Machynlleth. At Crewe the nice lady in the ticket office said "Mackinleth". At Shrewsbury the guard on the platform just did a big wet sound with his mouth at me.
This is why they need it to swap to an actual Welsh announcement voice on those locations. The names being said in Welsh sound so much less weird than the English announcer completely butchering them 😅
"This train has 7 coaches. For Splashzone Central, please depart the train in the front 3 carriages as this station has short platforms. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform edge. The next station is Splashzone Central"
@matty_sharpe_ this is an issue when you're alighting at Chester on a Saturday night,waiting for the last train into N. Wales . She has you going back and forth between platforms like a french farce..and it ends up being a sardine tin ride of just 2 carriages! 😅
![ЛЕБЕДЕВ у ДУДЯ: муху не обманешь 😁 [Пародия]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E74h5fvVrqs/mqdefault.jpg)
She saw it, She said it, She sorted it.
It did not look right
😂
She snorted it
@@vikingthedude beat me to it lolol
more like she sorted it, swam in it , said it and then saw it 27 minutes later
It's pronounced brain but spelt Breighene
bigue breighene moment
Not to be confused with Brane, at the other end of the line.
@@mxg75 which for some reason is pronounced Breihan
@@pplesandoranges *meaughmeant
Outstanding. 👏🏻
The little upward inflection on "Thisk" was exquisite
I initially heard it as "Fisk", and was wondering why there was a town with a name that translates to "Fish". But the Vikings did have a habit of leaving Britain with some whacky names.
@@placeholdername0000 well it is very similar to Thirsk which is a real place
That’s literally how the trains sound, like they’re excited about the most mundane names 😆
this is actually really soothing. Reminds me of riding a nearly empty train back home in summer. The suns setting, and you’ve just come back from having a fun day out with friends in central. you’ve got nothing to do tomorrow so you feel all warm and fuzzy as you drift in and out of sleep. Then, the train announcement goes off as you stir and realise your stop is next. You walk back home while evening sets in and the streetlights turn on. Coming home, you make yourself a nice cup of tea, and then go to bed, cradled in the embrace of warm memories.
I wish I had memories like that.
Nah for me all Im reminded of is University and shameful morning after journies.
@@bigboss6145 haha it helps that i went to uni outside of london lol, also that i avoided rush hour like the plague growing up
Only been on a train england once amd shared the train with a possibly dead guy covered in piss. Very different experience.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read bro, Harry Potter vibes. This is my life goal now
"northwest southern eastland" 😂😂😂
😂😂❤
hahaha
I didn’t even notice when I watched it first hahahaha
it auto replayed and only then i was like wait a minute-
Does that mean Luton (North West in the South East) or Macclesfield (South Eastern Lands of the North West)?
Doesn’t matter where I was headed before, I’m going to Splash Zone Central now.
C u in Whiny guys
Take a towel.
Sounds good!😂
Can you take us to Spash Zone Central?
Can you take us to Spash Zone Central?
Can you take us to Spash Zone Central?
Don't forget to bring a towel
Lmao I was in the London Airport and the first announcement my friends and I heard was "don't leave luggage unattended or it will be taken and destroyed" in the most monotone and almost cheerful british accent. That's it. It was so passive aggressive and down right scary we all held onto our luggage for dear life while waiting between flights 😂😂
which london airport LMAO
@trainjedi9651 Heathrow Airport I believe
Passive aggressive - a phrase that only snowflake wokes use.
i remember hearing that on the tyne and wear metro at airport. just in the most deepest, bored-sounding voice, "we will burn everything you love if you forget it 😐"
@@Messier42-handleSounds like a good lesson in life.
She looks so pleased with herself at the end 😂
I hear Rhinestone on Trent is beautiful this time of year
I live near the Trent and after the crappy three days I've just had, I think I'll make a raft and float down river until I get to Rhinestone.
It's where Glenn Campbell vacations
It's positively sparkling.
@@Miguel-he7bj11/10 joke
thisk is a gorgeous place as well
The voice on the ScotRail trains doesn't sound too sure of herself: "This train is formed of, 6, carriages?"
“Due to short platforms, passengers for, brain, should board the front, four, carriages”
At my local station the voice person finishes the sentence in a tone of voice that makes it sound like she's going to say something else, makes me laugh every time 🤭
LMAO so true
Maybe she's incredulous, cause it should be cars
Sometimes Great Northern fills on on Thameslink services, and of course normally you have the ‘This is a [company] service to’ except in this case the company is skipped, giving you: This is a [pause] service to…
Every time I hear it as: This is a service? maybe? allegedly? to
I would not even think twice about the names of the stations that’s literally what they sound like.
mine also repeats in welsh afterwards bcs we live so close to the border. it makes me laugh bcs a few years ago my little sister didn’t realise it was welsh and she turned to me one time in horror and said ‘is she ok???’😭😭
Your sister sounds like a bigoted little monster😂
@bicsfireextinguisher thanks for that ..I have a chest infection and laughed so hard I coughed and went all dizzy !😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing
I saw a comment on UA-cam a while ago from someone saying that he was never going to take his mother to Wales again after what she said about the awelsh language outside a cake shop in Caernarfon. The comment was already a couple of years old and the OP hadn't responded to requests for more info.
GIRL i am DYING - currently living in wales and i feel this in my soul
thankyou for this i needed that laugh
Someone please make a five hour version of this so I can fall asleep to it like the Shipping Forecast
yesssss
After the tone, the time will be eight forty two and three seconds, beep… beep… beep…
It autoplays so no need
Yess
Quim: moderate or good
Squidger: 2 to 4, occasionally poor
Hebejeebees: 5, crispy and golden brown
I just instantly accepted Batterby Wilby as a real place... and I'm English.
You mean battersby-Willoughby 😂
@@ajiteshlokhande2220 Baitthersby-Whelloughsbeight
I also love that the subs call it Better Be Will Be
Thisk as well. Small village, picturesque. They filmed a Jane Austen novel there recently.
Correction - you're British, not English because English is a language!
“If you see something that doesn’t look right…”
See it. Say it. Sorted
Ah yes my favorite train operator: Northwest Southern Eastland
Whiny isn’t a stop, it’s a goes on and on
HA😅
it be spelt Whiney
Little Whinging?
@@globalheartwarming ⚡️
It's spelled Weighneigh.
Please take *ALL* your belongings with you.
All of them. Even if you have to go home and get the rest.
“Honestly, just move.”
"Please take all your belongings with you, before you leave the train"
I was planning on doing it afterwards, and now you've spoilt the magic trick...
'Please keep in mind that we require all passengers to be at least three hours late for each individual destination.'
I always laugh at ‘if you see something that doesn’t look right…’ like I know what they mean but it could be very broadly interpreted. 😆
& remember, the rules for the escalators: "dogs must be carried at all times"...even if you don't have a dog...
The train to Fullerthorpe Pissingwall departing from platform two at five thirty two has been cancelled. We apologise for the inconvenience.
It is quite fun to come up with random PA's like this.
"The (pause) 10:(slight pause) 48 London Express service to (slight pause) Hestrigeton is now arriving at platform (pause) 3."
My favourite is when they’ve added a new station and it has a different voice over.
In Australia we get the same person back, but in slightly better quality so you notice that station
They have this at Worcestershire Parkway (which also sounds made-up) on the Oxford-Worcester line! Makes me smile every time
Pokesdown for Boscombe on South Western Railway
That’s Scotrails specialty 😂
North England doesn't have this problem because they only remove stations 😭
Nailed it. Just missing the "If you see something that doesn't look right, speak to our staff, or text the British transport police. See it. Say it. Sorted."
I was looking for this! Also, I miss the "text the British transport police on... 61016. We'll sort it". They took that out now!
Not on GWR apparently.
Always been tempted to report seeing someone wearing double denim "because it doesn't look right"
In Toronto it's "If you see something, say something" and people lowkey make fun of it
@@wcubbin Or an American at a crossroads. ;-)
I've been to England twice and this makes me so nostalgic 😭 - American Anglophile
Most of the uk announcements are done by a voice actress called Julie Berry. Source- I used to make the systems and used to commission Julie.
Oh no, I just looked her up and she’s a massive conspiracy theorist. Raw disappointment.
I thought it was Emma Hignett
Did you also have that tinny reverberation built in that makes the wretched announcements impossible to understand?
no that’s the Elizabeth line Overground and London Buses
@@rexzs794 which conspiracies? Guess it doesn't matter nowadays hence the thumbs ups
It’s crazy how you made Splash zone central have all the right cadence, syllables and delivery of a dreary English town train announcement
I loved this! 😁
You only forgot to mention that, due to a short platform, passengers alighting at Stunk should travel in the first four coaches.
"Due to a short platform, passengers alighting at Stunk should travel in the first thirteen coaches" 😂
This is coach, 12.
@@chrisloder3363 "...should travel in coach thirteen of this twelve-coach train".
It's spelled "Stonekirk".
Plus train is dividing at splashzone central only the first three carriages go to brain
She actually has a very pleasant voice
It's a common joke in my family to imitate the train annoucements we have here in France. They sound basically like this but with extra intonation that really does not sound natural on top of the already weird pauses
What sort of information? ;-)
@@AlexanderTheEvenGreater Not sure what you mean, sorry
@@pauline_f328 I misread intonation. Sorry about that! Thanks for your reply though! ;-)
@@AlexanderTheEvenGreater No prob! Thanks for clarifying :)
As a Brit living in Sweden, this made me SO unbelievably homesick 😢😂
why would you do that to yourself :')
@@Anna13TonksSweden is beautiful though
Skål!
@@Anna13Tonks why wouldn't you? most scandinavian countries if not all have a far superior standard of living than here in the UK. this place is a dump, would love to get out
@@mh20162 So is Britain
Ah, fond memories of Stunk, twinned with Glump-de-la-mer
I've got an aunt out in Stunk, beautiful this time of year
Stunk.
Twenty Is Plenty.
Please Drive Carefully Through Our Village.
Thank You.
Winner of Britain in Bloom 1998.
Roundabout sponsored by Joe King and sons scaffolding and digger hire.
The little smile at the end, yes! be proud of it!! 😂🥺
That small panic when you don't remember if you heard your stop and the announcement chimes and it's completely muffled by the foot traffic 😂😂😂
Not me as an American taking far too long to realize they weren’t actual British place names
they do sound exactly like British place names tbf
When she said Rhinestone-on-Trent I started to get suspicious
So you knew right away, good for you, it would have taken a while for a lot of Americans to realize they were not real names of places
@@tessavelland1059 I even know a good bit about the UK and it's geography, and I didn't even catch it until Splash Zone Central 🥴🤣🤣🤣
Don’t worry about it I’m English and even I didn’t catch on till the end. We do have some pretty odd names and being a souther I just assumed they were places up north to start with. I don’t dare venture up the north I understand they talk to people there, like actual strangers 😂
" Am I on the wrong train for Cheese On Cracker?"
Depending on how much you need, you might be better off building a rocket in your basement and having a grand day out.
@@FarewellChorus I’m just crackers about cheese
Cheese-Upon-Cracker
That's the next service Cheese on Cracker is after Batterby Wilby
@@stewartoneill8419🤣🤣🤣
Idk why this sounds soothing to me 😭
Her little smile at the end😂
It’s that little inflection on the last syllable and the slight pause before which gets me. Absolutely nailed it.
You can see how hard she's trying not to laugh
That's so transcendental... I think I'm attaining cosmic enlightenment...😂😂😂
lol...agreed..this is a gateway
The little smile at the end 😂
You know you travel on the trains too much when you can mouthe along with this, I do it all the time!
Yup 😂❤
"For services to Scratchy Bottom and Clart Magna, please change at Peelington."
😂😂😂
Sometimes a station is 3 times louder than the others and it does my head in because nobody seems to know how to fix it. For years my train has announced "Calling at Chorley, Buckshaw Parkway, Leyland, Preston, KIRKHAM AND WESHAM!!!! Poulton-Le-Fylde, Blackpool North"
Yeh. Not enough people have been getting off there 😂
It's not broken, that's just the official pronunciation, you're meant to scream it.
Right after I posted this comment it got fixed! Someone must have seen it haha
There's always one stop in a completely different accent 😂
The North Walian (Transport for Wales) announcements are hilarious. " The next train calling at platform 1 will be the 10 :45 TfW service to Llan - did -noor ..., 🤣
The best part of the video is your smirk at the end.
Why do they all sound like real places?! 😂😂❤
This speaks to the soul of everyone who has ever had to get on a North West Service at 10pm.
It's even more surreal in the early hours of the morning after you've gotten off a several-hour-long flight and you're heading home
@Big Box I remember getting off an 8 hours long British airways flight at Gatwick from my holiday to Orlando and the I live in Nottinghamshire so it was a long, boring way up to London with thameslink then we got off and I think we took the tube to Kings Cross st Pancras and we were going to take east Midlands railway to Nottingham and change for a regional train but my dad booked a much later train not expecting to get there that early so we decided to take the tube to Victoria where we could have gone to directly with the Gatwick express but anyway we took a national express coach to Nottingham and then Went to Nottingham Central and got on the regional train to my town and we finally got a taxi home and we landed at like 8am and now it was like 6pm so a whole day of travelling (also I think the train we didn't get on was delayed)
Lol
when you've gone for a late night out in like birmingham or something its just straight up empty
“See it, say it, sorted.”
I can't tell if the little smiles are part of the character or if she's starting to break.
Both. Definitely both.
I AM CACKLING. this could not be MORE SPOT ON
"Please make sure you are travelling, in the correct part of the train."
I remember finding out that "weston-super-mare" was a real place after someone kept refering to anyone struggling with something or throwing a tantrum as "hes having a weston-super-mare"
What about Westward Ho! (complete with exclamation mark) ?
Ahhh good old Weston! half hour up the M5 from me in Bristol. My local seaside resort, But you wouldn't catch me in the sea 😂 if you know you know. Great place for the boy racers! Frequenting on the sea front (sarcastic face). They recently re-built a full size oil rig into an attraction with waterfall and everything, They took a retired rig from the north sea! That's pretty cool.
Hahahaha super mare
@@mozzjones6943 Calling it "sea" is sooooo polite. ;-)
@@AlexanderTheEvenGreater I guess it is. How about sewage water? Probably still too polite 😂
I listen to this on repeat to fall asleep. Very relaxing and comforting
when your own bit tickles you. she can barely keep from laughing
Dude I'm a newcomer in London and the announcements sound exactly like you! See it, say it, sorted! Lol
Haha I’m new to Northwest England from USA and this is spot on!!
Welcome to Brain/Braighene, where everyone's IQ is suspect.
I see you've been to Burnley then 🤣
what about Brane though?
Wait a minute 😂😂😂
That is remarkable. She's even got the Stephen Fry-esque linguistically rich and plump sounds of the British place names which, for all that, remain no less ludicrous😂❤
This is weirdly relaxing
Damn she’s cute
I live in Threshold Green and this is so accurate
Sound like a name for a crisis. "General, the situation has worsened. We are now at Threshold Green and request authorisation for Summer Breeze." "God help us all."
@@NextianGeometry FKN ACCURATE.
Meanwhile the NYC subway’s recorded voice is like “THERE IS AN UPTOWN LOCAL 1 TRAIN TO VAN CORTLANDT PARK 242ND STREET APPROACHING THE STATION. PLEASE STAND AWAY FROM THE PLATFORM EDGE.”
Visiting Edinburgh and this came in my suggestions. Took the train from Heathrow to Paddington then tube to Kings Cross then the train to Edinburgh. This was so spot on. I've seen it, I'm saying it, and it got sorted.
There has never been a passenger announcement that clear and well enunciated in the entire history of British Rail...
the tyne and wear metro station ones are rather clear.
We have a statement from one of the announcers in reply to your comment:
"Hmfnah fmnfff haha bmbbmb flflflum bmffmub flubnffff humffnum fnumff bong."
I was absolutely flabbergasted the first time the woman said the train stops at "Cobham and Stoke D'Abenon"
The one I always liked was "Rrrrowlands Castle".
This is so comforting lol
Help!! I can’t stop listening.
I like how you can hear the smile.
The smile at the end 😂
You forgot: We are sorry to announce that the XX:XX to Breighn from Airse has been cancelled.
🤣🤣🤣
I return to watch it every now and then 😊
I LIVE IN PEELINGTON it's on the northwest East South coast down the tram line from Central Donkington!
Peelington is a real place?!!?
Dunc is a request stop and you must inform the conductor when boarding the train if you wish to alight here.
The audio isn't broken up enough for an authentic train announcement.
the polite smile 💀
At least one of these has to be a real stop somewhere in the UK
It's like the ChatGPT of British train announcements.
you missed the bit where a different woman’s voice cuts in and leaves almost immediately
TRUE STORY.
a old mate told me years ago a train announcement from someone obviously new to the job (and our country) announced in a Indian accent
"THIS TRAIN WILL BE STOPPING AT CHARLTON" and
"MANY MANY OTHER PLACES" !!!
😂😂😂
I've never heard a British train announcement, but I think she nailed it..
STUNK
There's always 3 stops you remember:
The one you just came from, the one you're going to and the one just before the one you're going to because no matter how far it is *that's the one you start packing your things at*
Don’t forget the one where the train ends, or change at XXX for services to YYY and ZZZ
As someone who is watching this on a tube in the UK, I find this painfully accurate 😂
I go to sleep at night listening to this on repeat. It’s that comforting being in a different location and all.
As per the announcement this is a NorthWest Soutern Eastland train. Tickets for WestEast Southern North land tickets are not valid on this train. And you will have to pay a fine if you do not have the correct ticket for this train. Please ask a member of the TrainRail Southern Link Connector North Branch team if you require assistance.
Sounds about right
The stops be places you never heard of but somehow everyone is getting off there
This is a Northwest Southern Eastland Service to
Breighne.
Calling at
Batterby Willby
Stunk
Threshull Green
Peelington
Rhinestone on Trent
Thiske
Whaighneigh
Splash Zone Central
and
Breighne.
She's going to be famous...
Already is
The O eight, thirty five service to brain, is delayed by approximately ten minutes, this is due to missing crew members. We apologize for the delay to this service.
Na the best I heard was is delayed by approximately ten minutes this is due to......please listen for further announcements 😅like wtf?!
@@TheWPhilosopher There wasn't enough Crew Members to finish the announcement
@@lorddarlo6194 probably hahha
"Due to a twig on the line" ;-P
how is something so familiar somehow so funny and soothing at the same time
You are a clever gal!
In the event of an emergency, please follow staff instructions.
But what do I do and who do I contact if I see something suspicious?
"see it, say it, sorted."
@@MG-bs5mr I can hear THE voice in my head as I read that 😂
@@mj6480 the most famous voice in Britain 😂
@@MG-bs5mr I always thought see it, say it, sort it would work better ?
@@TicTac2 tbf you could be right.
Honestly it's like I've got a brain problem with the way it deciphers speech sometimes,🤣
THIS IS ART.
Splashsound Central was a lovely place to be brought up
I like the framing of 'graduating' it's so positive ❤
I’ve been on two trains today and the only thing that’s even better is crossing the England/wales border and suddenly hearing the even weirder welsh place names than the English ones yet the announcer voice never changes😂
Goals!
I caught a train from Crewe to Shrewsbury to get to Machynlleth. At Crewe the nice lady in the ticket office said "Mackinleth". At Shrewsbury the guard on the platform just did a big wet sound with his mouth at me.
@@gilgameshofuruk4060 are you sure it was his mouth 🫤
@@pem... It could have been either end by the sound, but the cloud of spittle that sparkled in the sunshine was oddly reassuring.
This is why they need it to swap to an actual Welsh announcement voice on those locations. The names being said in Welsh sound so much less weird than the English announcer completely butchering them 😅
And who hasn't woken up in Braine having missed their stop
you gotta learn to spell mate, it's spelt boraighines
"This train has 7 coaches. For Splashzone Central, please depart the train in the front 3 carriages as this station has short platforms. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform edge. The next station is Splashzone Central"
When I was a kid I loved swimming at Splash zone central.
this is so unbelievably accurate ! the pauses before each destination name 😂😂
One of the places I drive past regularly is called High Eggborough which would fit perfectly.
Sometimes you feel like killing that voice when you find out you are at the wrong platform and your train departs in 1 minute
@matty_sharpe_ this is an issue when you're alighting at Chester on a Saturday night,waiting for the last train into N. Wales . She has you going back and forth between platforms like a french farce..and it ends up being a sardine tin ride of just 2 carriages! 😅
This was bloody perfect!!! How did you get that voice so spot on?!