The Artichokes - WAIWHAKAMUKAU
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
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The Artichokes WAIWHAKAMUKAU. Devised by John & Scott Bridgens, John Blackburn, Christine Hart & Kelsey Jones. Animated by Kelsey Jones.
Waiwhakamukau
Pizza eatin', wife beatin'
Shortland Street is on this evening
Work for cud, in the mud
Tell the wife I'm at the pub
Drinkin, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, driving
Sheap shearin, swannie wearin,
treaty swearin, mountain bearing
Good on ya' mate, she'll be right
Steinies round at mine tonight
A fry up and a crate of beer
Helen Clark's facial hair
Waitia, Waipu, Waikato to Waiwera
But wai wai waiwhakamukau
Land claiming, Pakeha blaming
Musket trading, foreshore debating
Tax paying, sheep laying
Tamaki has got us preying
Asian invasion to our nation
Buying up all the best locations
John key, cup of tea
Public social networking
Were all watchin' American idol
makes me feel suicidal
Sarah Ulmer cycled further
Munching on a cheeseburger
Waitia, Waipu, Waikato to Waiwera
But wai wai waiwhakamukau
I've got 10 babies and Im still going
On the dole, keep it flowing
Gumboot throwing, Nanas sewing
Prostitutes are legally blowing
Top twins, lesbians,
Camp Mother is your brother
Lord of the Rings, main attraction
Peter Jackson got some action
Jake the Muss, lives on dregs
Beats the woman who cooks his eggs
Marc Ellis, supplied the fells
We all knew they were the sellers
Waitia, Waipu, Waikato to Waiwera
But wai wai waiwhakamukau
This should be our national anthem!
I know right
this is probably the funniest thing i've ever listened to on youtube (: good shit guys !! Don't think i could ever get sick of listening to it
It's no "We Don't Know How Lucky We Are" but it's up there.
BRILLIANT... MORE, MORE, it made me homesick.... Gnu Zulland, Gods own
Wasn't expecting this. You're all mental as anything! Sooo Damned funny!
absolutely classic, choice az!
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!
SO catchy. I find myself humming this song every now and then
This kiwi still at home is rolling on the floor. Big ups to the guys who sing this. (and yes i know who they are. just can't be bothered scrolling up looking then typing it)
this is such a good song real funny to
Saw this live at the claire inn irish pub. Great kiwi song.
this is the best shit i have seen in my life!! you are a champion!!
This should be on the NZ top 20 greatest hits
my new favorite
Very clever. On ya, mate.
Great NZ song so real!!
Sheer brilliance !!
As an American I was completely lost as to the cultural meaning of Waiwhakamukau but thanks to google I know what it means now and this song is even more hilarious.
Very funny lol Definately for the adults though, makes me think of NZ though, hope I can go back one day!
wow i have never moved but i've travelled a lot outside germany! i would love to go skiing in canada one day :) couldn't agree more!
Bloody Brilliant !!!
Man a classic kiwi song. If you hate it well your brain dead.
Still slaps
Awesome song
ROFLIMAFO, that's so New Zealand. :D
Oh that comment put the final nail in for sure. I can't recover. LOL
verry greative.
got this in my pm box and im glad i did :D
Oh dam that's good I low'ed very hard at Helen Clark Facial Hair
Wow, am going to sing along :-))))
Hahaha!!! Brilliant! God this would have been fun to make!!
my life... is complete.
I'm so confused.....yet curiously intrigued.
Love it!
Very funny, well done!
Great!SUPER!
I remember the saying as"why kick a moo cow?" This puts a completely different tilt on it!
Loved it - well done :))
Superb.... :-))
Is this our answer to the Ibis/Bin Chicken song?
thats what i think too. classic good stuff
Hahaa!! Great song !
Yeah me to! i love other cultures and languages! well i was born in Newfoundalnd Canada. (Newfoundland is a smell island right across from Frace)
Never really left Canada besides once and that was for vacation, Other then that i just move alot inside Canada witch is pretty cool but Id love to take it out side of Canada to see what this beautifuly mysterious world has to offer! ^ ^
This is unusually catchy ^_^
SUPER !
lolololololololololololololol stuck in my head for days eeekkkkkkk
HAHAHA....Love it
yeah :D but i want to travel the world as soon as possible because i love other cultures and languages, and you?
Absolutely great.............will be sharing this on FB for all my friends to have a look.
yay you should come :))
OMG! so so so cool! Love it :-)))) can't find the lyrics to sing along ;-P
Nice vid & song.
Also good question! :)
F**cking Legend M8!!!!!!!
cool....
oh sorry no worrys haha germany huh cool place i want to go there some day :D
THIS IS BLOODY TOPS!!! NEW ZEALAND IS THE BEST EVER!!
Because the sheep are all taken
Google "Whakahuatanga - Pronunciation"
@maiminese why what did you to with them?
To wāi wāi wāi whakamucow
lyrics r in description box
I always watch this song because it is funny lol everyone😂❤
That was brilliant. Laidback Steel Panther :)
nice, relaxing and cute :)
Stienies at mine yeaya
I liked the pupils after the mushrooms...LoL
If your not a kiwi you wont get most of this.
funny song, goodluck for future songs.
my friends ..... god damnet
hahahahah lol
So funny love it lol
hah i should someday where ever the wind blows me i guess take it how it comes haha ^ ^ so you live in germany you're whole life?
Lmao!
@maiminese mmmmm lamb chops lol
it sounds like he said why fuck a moo cow... idk i might not be hearing right
now im flagging it :)
LETS GO KIWIS LOL
Olympic song ? Wai not !
and I thought in my hignorance it was why kick a moo cow !!! just goes to show we can live in a place for ages and never know. !!!!
really funny.
cool,,, :p
Lol!!!
@chanelbwell is Maori not English.
hahaha why, why, WHY?! For the love of God someone tell me :D
Good song guys, had a good laugh
Thumbs up if someone sent you this.
whakin whani
Stack in my head
ROFL what the heck did I just watch? XP And is that a NZ accent I'm hearing? It isn't Australian, so... O_O OMG I'm sooooo confused right now... X_X
INSTA-SUB ENGAGED
Why oh why lol Mean!
@rugbygirl34
lamb chops:)
:megusta:
its how non maori interpret the word like manukau most people say it like cow not as you said ''co'' ... Its like Kawerau (town) in moari would sound like ''co-wah-row'' but non maori would say it as ''Cow-rau''..im no expert in moari language its just most us pakehas are dumb when it comes to pronanciation of maori words.
lol funny,thanks 4 sharin
why why fuck a moo cow
haha i'm german, i didn't get every single word they are singing :D
That song I no some of that song lol😂😅😃
In Maori 'wh' is pronounced as 'F'
this is funny
lol
lol as an ex ypuk person i found this hilarious good one
It's the kau in whakamu'kau' that doesn't make sense. It's pronounced like the 'co' in coco, or coat - not like cow.
So really it sounds like fuck-a-moo-co