@@Lisekplhehe Same lmao. Most of our programming teacher don't remember even basic geometrical formulas. Most of them have admitted that they had like F-s in their math classes back in the day and have basically never needed it in programming. Everyone said math comes in handy in developing logical skills needed for programming tho
As far as I know, it's due to the fact that in his vines, he appears to vary in age, from very young to a middle aged or older man. Other than that I'm not sure though, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
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Cody, that's acrually true. I used to work at Hollister, which is owned by the same company as Aberocrombie, and it was mandatory to pump our stores body spray through the vents as a way to make people want to buy it. It's a real thing.
Yeah dude I love apps! My favorite is an app called I’d Cap That. It’s an app where you take a picture and get a randomly automated phrase or caption for that photo.
Made an app. Moved to California. Learned to surf. Quits tech job. Still goes to Mexico and Coachella to party with his bros. Dyes his hair. Gets tattoos. Has a podcast. Pursues a career in social media. Wants to be an influencer. You are the most basic 20-something who moved to SoCal I literally could not write this to be more generic
I know you've tried purple shampoo, but that isn't enough. Go to Sally's and buy the purple conditioner. Put a generous amount on your hair and leave it on for 30 minutes then rinse it off and it should tone out the yellow
Hey Cody, you probably won't see this but I wanted to let you know what your vids mean to me. I've been going through some hard times with my girlfriend of over 1.5 years and your videos always keep me laughing and I appreciate that so much in times like this. You deserve more subs than anyone on UA-cam so please keep doing what you're doing. Thanks again man.
Some people say that Kendrick actually started writing his lyrics based on cody, it's hidden knowledge but some rumors tell you that m.a.a.d. city was based on Cody's real life growing up in Calgary
I used to work at A&F and lemme tell you that they would have a system that actually sprays Fierce in the air every 15 minutes, they'd also have us do a lap through the fitting rooms and on our floors to spray that shit. I'll never forget it
First of all, right off the bat, you gotta appreciate the guy's fashion choice here. This is Vintage 2004™. Do you remember like, we were in middle school and it was like, it's cool to wear pink now.
Watched a documentary on Netflix the other day from this year about how companies hide horrible chemicals in there products and use the term "fragrances" and the guy was literally talking about Abercrombie and Fitch poisoning Employees and patrons by pumping that shit out the vents 😂 cody was actually onto something haha
3:41 yeah like "they're not rich, better stop texting" because if there's one thing that online entrepreneurs taught me is, that you should only hang out with rich people if you want to become rich
*"I am everything I make fun of".*
My God he's become self-aware
Mel Nadia I guess that just happens when you get extremely old like him
meelah yee 😂😂
Wait,hes lele pons?
n't is still the best
@Caden Scott in Mexico
Vancouver
ItzRitzz n’t
FAT
n’t not
Cody the type of guy to ask a girl to "send personality"
Well he could use a new one
these vids crack me up cuz it's obvious he has no memory of his life before like two years ago
its the alzheimers
I’m the same way I don’t remember shit.. it’s a blessing and a curse
a blurse
@@crazygirls9000 😂😂😂
He didn't remember his first girlfriend 😂
Next video should be "reading my old smoke signals"
Leslie H reading old hieroglyphics on my wall
😂
"Reading my old hieroglyphics (gone wrong)"
Leslie H bruh that’s fucking funny
Reading my cave paintings (ASMR)
Didn't know you could tweet in the 1920's
Cameron Robb No
Riza V. Wow you're so edGY commenting 'no' on everyone's comments. Must be very busy with no time on your hands
😂😂😂 this comment needs more likes
send a raven!
Cameron Robb no likes 😂
Cody: "I can't do simple math."
Also Cody: has a degree in computer science
from DUKE
We don't need to be good at math to write code. We literally (software devs) never do math by ourselves.
@@Lisekplhehe Same lmao. Most of our programming teacher don't remember even basic geometrical formulas. Most of them have admitted that they had like F-s in their math classes back in the day and have basically never needed it in programming. Everyone said math comes in handy in developing logical skills needed for programming tho
sometimes i forget that this dumbass who jokes about the stupidest shit went to duke. crazy.
@spark les I assure you, he can do math.
it's so cute to see the elderly try to keep up with modern technology
n't
oh wont ya look at that. 1940 likes. the likes are at the same year cody was born in! so coooooollll
-just a penguin- hahaha😂
He reacts to his past self like it’s a completely different person.
Probably from his memory going :(
sally l what? Edit: I’ve seen some more of his videos and know what you mean now
Cody is actually the subject of the album Everywhere at the end of time, just replace the 30’s ballroom music with distorted Punjabi dubstep
The Alzheimer is finally kicking in
The fact that his “fail harder” tweet has no favs or rts shows that he did, in fact, fail harder.
Lowkey when i read the title i thought he was gonna be reading tweets from followers calling him old
Anna O How?
you're all cheeks at life Because he’s literally 76
@@cashmoneyfart hahahahahah omg he actually is lmaooo
Now I kinda wanna see that vid
Clever
"You guys use apps?" Typical 45 year old
Raquel H "Hello, fellow teenagers!"
Raquel H I just imagined cody walking up to some teenagers wearing a backwards baseball cap with a skateboard asking them "do you guys use apps"
Sorry I'm new here
How did this start
I mean why do people say he's a middle aged man ?
As far as I know, it's due to the fact that in his vines, he appears to vary in age, from very young to a middle aged or older man. Other than that I'm not sure though, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
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click 7:26 to skip the whole video
Odd flower LUL
saved my life
Odd flower thank you
Not all heroes wear capes
Thanks
"I am everything I make fun of" LMAOOOO SAME THO
@@WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO Roar?... did u die in 2009?lol
Ᏸrɛиԁą Lxνҽ It's what every fuckin girl says. Luckily im a chicken so i dont do that shit
I’m a boy but same...
Cody, that's acrually true. I used to work at Hollister, which is owned by the same company as Aberocrombie, and it was mandatory to pump our stores body spray through the vents as a way to make people want to buy it. It's a real thing.
And that's why no one shops there anymore
You should do "Reading my old telegraphs" next!
+Bob its a good joke
What’s that?
Cody is actually the only youtuber I will watch the whole advert for
Unless I can skip it ofc
Amanda Attariani n't
Amanda im pretty sure he gets more money if you actually click the ad lmao
"Work hard, stay humble" - Cody 2012
You literally predicted Kendrick, holy shit.
Jeremy was taken legend says that particular tweet inspired thousands of rappers and generic motivational speakers
Yeah dude I love apps! My favorite is an app called I’d Cap That. It’s an app where you take a picture and get a randomly automated phrase or caption for that photo.
this is underrated
sounds pretty frictionless
How do you think he helped the virality of the app tho?
the app rly is frictionless tho
which company released the app? i can’t seem to remember
rt if it's sunday
*retweets*
o shit
**retweeted**
sadly
it’s saturday but still rt
"About 22 years old." Ha. Very funny grandpa.
No
Riza V. but yes
Riza V. why are you commenting "no" on everyone's comments 😂
maby
Opinionated well maybe he was confused and thought it was 1950, you know old people
Tyler Oakley looks very different???
he was upset the apps weren’t frictionless
he needs to spike his hair and grow a goatee so he can finish morphing into guy fieri
hehehe
it's really cool that you love apps so much! my grandpa doesn't even know what they are!
His hair isnt blond guys. Its slowly turning grey from old age
Made an app. Moved to California. Learned to surf. Quits tech job. Still goes to Mexico and Coachella to party with his bros. Dyes his hair. Gets tattoos. Has a podcast. Pursues a career in social media. Wants to be an influencer.
You are the most basic 20-something who moved to SoCal I literally could not write this to be more generic
thats really not that generic of a story
Cody Ko Grew up in Santa Monica so only half kidding but i enjoy your vids they make me miss California
TaylorSwiftLiveEver wrong he grey up in ancient Greece and used to fight it thise spartan fights you clearly don't know his life story
TaylorSwiftLiveEver 40 something year old *
TaylorSwiftLiveEver when you regret insulting someone you admire
my favorite app is I’d cap that, it’s really frictionless.
"im puttin that on my workout playlist," oh my god how much more venice could you get
next video "reading old pigeon post"
hesseldv57 I get it because he's old
hesseldv57 😂😂😂
LMFAO
hesseldv57 +
HAHAHA
you should get frosted tips in brune
wow great idea
Cody Ko I mean anything is better than...this...
Mud tips
I was the 1,000th like
JustJoe - shlapshtick on twitter What the fuck is brune? Brunette? Because this shortening the whole world thing isn’t working out...
"not sure if that's supposed to be a joke" me about every single one of your vines
as an indian, yes i freaked out a little when he played punjabi music. love the pronunciation of it too. wrong but funny.
*is the hair bleach sinking into your brain cody*
lindsey everdeen, I think it was around this time
didn't know they had Twitter 50 years ago ....
Codey is starting to look like a reversed Tana Mongeau
Benjamin Lauritsen no Cody isn't trash
Kody*
the disreSPECT
tana mojamin button
As a Punjabi guy I never knew there was Punjabi Dubstep haha
*pooonjabi
Lmao when did johnny bravo get a UA-cam channel
You remind me of Andy Bernard form the office.
Don’t you dare insult Cody like that again. He’s like Kevin
Or Ryan
I know you've tried purple shampoo, but that isn't enough. Go to Sally's and buy the purple conditioner. Put a generous amount on your hair and leave it on for 30 minutes then rinse it off and it should tone out the yellow
It's cute when old grandpas get phones and start an account on the twitters
Cameron Robb no
L
if you ever think all canadians are nice, remember that cody exists
(i love you cody im just trying to fit in)
Lol ily ur the funniest
Kody
Yo any fellow Punjabi here? Also the 'pun' in punjab is pronounced exactly like pun.
Anonymous pokeaddict kidhan kutheaa
Me XD
mee lol the way he said “poonjabi”
JazzKlair11 did you see the vid Jus reign made a while ago, POOOOONJABI.
JazzKlair11 Thats how all of us Americans pronounce it, never knew it was incorrect until now lol.
"I am everything I make fun of." - Cody Ko, May, 2017
twitter is not for you grandpa
Laiba Rana don't you mean n't for you
2012 would make you 35 not 22. You know you're dying when you can't even remember simple math
oh haha no he's 26
Silly Millie clearly he needs to use his calculator app
He is 26, 2012 was 5 years ago. So yea he would be around 22 years old😂
holaboa lol u clearly don't get the joke😂 lmao😂😂😂
Leave him alone, he's old...probably got alzheimer's...surprised he knows what twitter is 🤔
Work hard. Stay humble.
"i'm everything i'm make fun of"
cody ko or the 3rd paul brother? coiencidene? i think not. hotel? trivago.
LMAOOO
Free real estate
Kashaf Baleem you- okay
so nice of you to have teddy bears for your grandchildren!!
If draco malfoy and nostradamus had a love child
POONJABI
Too Many Fandoms ikr -_-
Lol all white people say that for some reason
yES.
whenever somebody says "poonjabi", I get reminded of JusReign. xD it's annoying though....it is PUN- JABI, guys!!!
@@harleensucks9187 lmaoo
The way he says Punjabi makes me want to stick forks in my eyes and pull my eyes out
why should he know how to pronounce it
@Sarika Deol that would just be hilarious
Sarika Deol damn people are triggered about everything nowadays.
Sarika Deol if you’re offended by somebody not knowing how to pronounce a foreign word you need to get over yourself.
Punjabi dubstep lowkey 🔥🔥🔥
You're out here lookin like BarryBeeTV in that shirt Cody
dcanemone43 I was legit just thinking that
Cody👏Fucks👏Apps👏
5:58 I'm literally falling in love with the way this man speaks
Hey Cody, you probably won't see this but I wanted to let you know what your vids mean to me. I've been going through some hard times with my girlfriend of over 1.5 years and your videos always keep me laughing and I appreciate that so much in times like this. You deserve more subs than anyone on UA-cam so please keep doing what you're doing. Thanks again man.
Stop. This comment is too pure for this comments section
damn i was waiting for the punchline but that was so nice
lovin' the hair
Kevin and Lill omg my favs commented about my other fav
Kevin and Lill ew
Looks like piss
The 'Stay Humble' tweet was Kendric Lamar's inspiration.
Some people say that Kendrick actually started writing his lyrics based on cody, it's hidden knowledge but some rumors tell you that m.a.a.d. city was based on Cody's real life growing up in Calgary
I'm surprised you're going through your mid-live crisis at 58
"does my app looks fat" was hilarararious
_FAIL HARDER_
Cody is so edgy he has a knife on his shirt.
im late because i was downloading apps
jack brown I also like apps too. My favorite is "the app store"
"I am everything I make fun of" 😂
I used to work at A&F and lemme tell you that they would have a system that actually sprays Fierce in the air every 15 minutes, they'd also have us do a lap through the fitting rooms and on our floors to spray that shit. I'll never forget it
I'm just so happy u played Punjabi dubstep. truly honored and happy to be Punjabi right now
First of all, right off the bat, you gotta appreciate the guy's fashion choice here. This is Vintage 2004™. Do you remember like, we were in middle school and it was like, it's cool to wear pink now.
mexico n't ticklebee
halliebeautyxx no
you look like adam demamp in that pug tee
Is the blonde hair dye sinking into ur brain
6:30 I've never seen self loathing personified more perfectly than this look
Can't wait for your reaction videos of your old reaction videos!
i'd tap that app
Tell me why I’ve been laughing at “dAvE mATheWS” for five minutes straight
Him zooming in on the little piece of hair that keeps falling makes me laugh so hard and is exactly why I love him
Rewatching old vids
if you're reading this I'm beautiful.
also cody ur old
Black women aren't beautiful lolz hehe
Brandy Davey ugly ass stfu
Brandy Davey shut the heck up,brandy.
Brandy Davey wow that's a really ugly thing to say😙😙
Brandy Davey lol fuck you
6:41 That shirt fucks
WAKE UP SHEPOLE
Yesss. Collages are the best. Scrapbooking is my addiction.
“i am every thing i make fun of.” *legend*
nice basic ass urban outfitters shirt
Work Humble, Stay Hard
Next up: reading my old smoke signals
Watched a documentary on Netflix the other day from this year about how companies hide horrible chemicals in there products and use the term "fragrances" and the guy was literally talking about Abercrombie and Fitch poisoning Employees and patrons by pumping that shit out the vents 😂 cody was actually onto something haha
Cody being everyone he hates is the most inspiring thing ever.
n't
Lauren Locher is.
Lauren Locher Mexico
shit...he's still blonde
wanna like but you have 69 likes
Adriana Speth damn, it's too late
blonde? I thought this middle aged man is finally reaching his 60's and having a fucked up white hair
I AM DEAD
look I made it to the podcast 😩
that blonde hair added about 5 years to his look so he's pushing 50
If Idiocracy be the fruit of music.......... Fuck off.
Wtf? I mean your one to talk...
He’s having a three quarter life crisis
Ur a woman
Okay old jokes with Cody are so overused and years later im fucking sick of it
Punjabi dubsmash really is gold Okay?! Also it's pun-jaabee not poon-jaabee
Absolutely....
the blonde hair reminds me of my relative dyeing their hair bright orange. My relative is my grandmother. She's almost 80.
Must be a generational thing
1:20 LOVE these effects.
idk but maybe your "does my app look fat" tweet was a play on "does my ass look fat"?????
Thanks for the play by play on that one Jane
Jane Derosia no shit sherlock
Punjabi dubstep got me CRUNK
why r u slowly turning into alex from 13 reasons why lmao
Thank you so much for a change from old jokes
The old age is getting to his head
Work hard. Stay humble. Was literally on the back of the principal’s list t-shirts my high school gave out
3:41 yeah like "they're not rich, better stop texting"
because if there's one thing that online entrepreneurs taught me is, that you should only hang out with rich people if you want to become rich
Thanks for introducing me, an actual Indian, to PUNjabi dubstep my guy