*Subtitles goin' up!* D: I love a good scrumpy in the morning. (sees Sniper as a train, spits out scrumpy) D: Sniper! Why are you a giant head on a bloody train? And don't tell me this is your fetish. SN: Oi, I'm not just any train, I'm a train powered by human urine. In other words, I'm a piss train! D: That doesn't help your case. E: And I am his conductor and supplier! D: Engineer, don't you find all this a little disturbing? E: I did at first, but once I got over the urine thing it kinda grew on me. SO: Boys, why has the train stopped moving? Oh hello Demo! D: Oh come on, don't tell me they pulled you into this! SO: No you come on, it's going to be fun! Besides we're on our way to Pyro's house! SO & E: Pyro's house! Pyro's house! Pyro's house! D: Listen, stop talking! I want to know why the Sniper is a goddamn train! SN: Piss Train! D: Piss train, sorry! SN: Well, you see... There was this lad known as a Pootis Fairy. D: Oh that's fresh. A Pootis Fairy? SN: Yeah. D: And let me guess, you wished you were a piss train? SN: Yeah. D: Right, I'm calling Merasmus. SN: No, don't get Merasmus! SO: Please! Don't do this to your best friend! D: I'm sorry, but this shit's too weird even for me. (Heavy appears) D: I don't believe it... H: Did someone say weird? SO: Yay! The Pootis Fairy's here! D: You're the Pootis Fairy? H: Da. What is your wish, little man? SN: Demo, don't wish me back to normal! I like the gig I got going on. SO: Pyro's house! Pyro's house! Pyro's house! E: Maybe wish me a new gaming chair? D: Enough! I wish you would shove that wand up your arse as deep as you can, and then some! *H: Well, I don't get too many requests like that. Very well. *D: Jesus christ, I was just kidding! (The shoving begins) SN: Demoman, why?! SO: It burns! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! D: Seriously guys, I didn't mean it holy shit! E: I think I'm gonna be sick again. (starts vomiting) H: (singing) This is the song when shoving in my butt-hole! SN: Now look what you did! SO: I did not pay half a jar to see this! SP: (appears) Gentlemen. Have I missed anything? SN: Must look away! Can't turn neck! D: Half a jar, Soldier?! You people need Jesus! Heavy, please stop! I'm begging you! My one eye can't stand the horror! H: Wand is unreachable! SP: I'll be in my study. (disappears) SN: I wish this was all just a dream.
The most pestilential smexual I've had the misfortune of hearing in a long time. Praise be to the skeptical Scottish cyclops! Oh yeah, and 2:01 is *definitely* what I'm going to hear when I descend into hell someday. On a loop...
You could done anything else in your life that is constructive and beneficial but instead you use your time to make this... I applaud you!!! BRAVO! Magnificent!!! (I have not laugh this hard in Months!) XD
I started hating closed captions when they kept forcing themselves on in certain vids in Chrome (plus making them is tedious and hard?), but on the bright side I just pinned the script.
![[TF2 15.ai] Demoman Discovers Sniper's New Weapon](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0fSomIdZeRM/mqdefault.jpg)
*Subtitles goin' up!*
D: I love a good scrumpy in the morning.
(sees Sniper as a train, spits out scrumpy)
D: Sniper! Why are you a giant head on a bloody train? And don't tell me this is your fetish.
SN: Oi, I'm not just any train, I'm a train powered by human urine. In other words, I'm a piss train!
D: That doesn't help your case.
E: And I am his conductor and supplier!
D: Engineer, don't you find all this a little disturbing?
E: I did at first, but once I got over the urine thing it kinda grew on me.
SO: Boys, why has the train stopped moving? Oh hello Demo!
D: Oh come on, don't tell me they pulled you into this!
SO: No you come on, it's going to be fun! Besides we're on our way to Pyro's house!
SO & E: Pyro's house! Pyro's house! Pyro's house!
D: Listen, stop talking! I want to know why the Sniper is a goddamn train!
SN: Piss Train!
D: Piss train, sorry!
SN: Well, you see... There was this lad known as a Pootis Fairy.
D: Oh that's fresh. A Pootis Fairy?
SN: Yeah.
D: And let me guess, you wished you were a piss train?
SN: Yeah.
D: Right, I'm calling Merasmus.
SN: No, don't get Merasmus!
SO: Please! Don't do this to your best friend!
D: I'm sorry, but this shit's too weird even for me.
(Heavy appears)
D: I don't believe it...
H: Did someone say weird?
SO: Yay! The Pootis Fairy's here!
D: You're the Pootis Fairy?
H: Da. What is your wish, little man?
SN: Demo, don't wish me back to normal! I like the gig I got going on.
SO: Pyro's house! Pyro's house! Pyro's house!
E: Maybe wish me a new gaming chair?
D: Enough! I wish you would shove that wand up your arse as deep as you can, and then some!
*H: Well, I don't get too many requests like that. Very well.
*D: Jesus christ, I was just kidding!
(The shoving begins)
SN: Demoman, why?!
SO: It burns! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
D: Seriously guys, I didn't mean it holy shit!
E: I think I'm gonna be sick again. (starts vomiting)
H: (singing) This is the song when shoving in my butt-hole!
SN: Now look what you did!
SO: I did not pay half a jar to see this!
SP: (appears) Gentlemen. Have I missed anything?
SN: Must look away! Can't turn neck!
D: Half a jar, Soldier?! You people need Jesus! Heavy, please stop! I'm begging you! My one eye can't stand the horror!
H: Wand is unreachable!
SP: I'll be in my study. (disappears)
SN: I wish this was all just a dream.
Yay! Thank you! 😊
om fucking god thank you for that it was amazing to read though
Piss train subtitles: paste train
That amazing
SneakiestChameleon yey
Are you still pushing carts!
"I want to know why Sniper is a goddamn train!"
"PISS TRAIN!"
"Piss train, sorry!"
"Well you see, I came across this line known as pootus fairy"
“Oh, that’s fresh. A Pootis Fairy?”
"Ye"
"An' let me guess, you wish to be a PISS TRAIN?"
"Ye"
When the Drunk has the most common sense there.
I'm not sure why the Demo gets portrayed as such in these things, but when it fits...!
@@SneakiestChameleon hello? ITS BECAUSE HES ALREADY DRUNK IN-GAME
@@SneakiestChameleon more tf2 funnies please
@@Bruh-lq7ev Because he isn't gay
@@SneakiestChameleon yeah i dont understand it either
" You people need Jesus"
- Demoman 2020
_points at smooth AI voice_
*This is brilliant!*
_points at crazy tone-changing sentence-mixed half-incomprehensible voice_
*But I like this*
Either it was the best of both worlds or a very divisive idea merely depends on the individual
Pootis Fairy: "What is your wish, little man?"
Piss Train Sniper: *_"DEMO, DO NOT WISH ME BACK TO NORMAL."_*
Soldier, having a nervous breakdown: PYRO'S HOUSE PYRO'S HOUSE PYRO'S HOUSE PYRO'S HOUSE PYRO'S HOUSE PYRO'S
hearing smexual dialogue this smooth hits deeper into the uncanny valley than anything I’ve ever seen or heard, more please
BLENDERMAN
"Maybe wish me up a new gamer chair!"
Engineer gaming
“This show needs subtitles.”
Good thing the script that I just pinned was already written during production.
@@SneakiestChameleon Thanks!
Is that a quote by Kevin from Ed, Edd, N’ Eddy?
@@sprtsfanatic1 Yep.
@@primrosevale1995 Awesome 👏
Demoman’s “woke-ness” gets the better of him.
Demo isn't "woke" but more... very rational
It's common sense.
this comment sucks absolute dick im sorry
R.I.P Pootis Fairy again
Plus Sniper originally didn't wish to be a Piss train, he wished to be different.
"Maybe me wish up a new gaming chair?" - Engineer Gaming
Engineer gaming
When they started chanting Pyro's house i got scared ngl
I heard "We're on our way to Pyro's ass."
LOL
I think the pee train is more efficient if it runs on urine, when people go on a bathroom break they power it
That whole pootis fairy bit was amazing
The most pestilential smexual I've had the misfortune of hearing in a long time. Praise be to the skeptical Scottish cyclops!
Oh yeah, and 2:01 is *definitely* what I'm going to hear when I descend into hell someday. On a loop...
Now do this with Trolldier cop
you mean trolldier cop
@@lucaselbert503 yeah
XD. THERE HAS TO BE AN ANIMWTION FOR THIS TYPE OF STUPID SHIT. CUZ I LOVE IT
Apparently Heavy has a song for that particular activity.
OKAY.
Demo: "what the bloody hell happens with this team"
Honestly, Demo, Soldier, and Heavy sound fine with the ai.
Everyone else sounds like a fucking robot XD
Try making the engy laugh and you'll regret a lot.
I did like the train part
I remember when most of the tf2 community content wasn't about tf2 characters having fetishes.
damn it demo stop ruining everything
This is it, technology is finally advancing forwards at a faster rate than ever before
This must be Demo's nightmare
-"maybe wish me a new gaming chair?". Well that cracked me Up lmao xD
I don't know why but "Piss train, sorry!" Is read out quite satisfyingly
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
We are going to crash into the cow!!!! STOP THE TRAIN!!!!
I can’t. *distorted screaming*
When the drunkard is the voice of reason, you know something has gone horribly wrong...
Demoman is a man of god. Even though he drinks alcohol its only because he only way can get his nutrition
That pootis fairy "This is the song when--" just wow XD
Edit: also WANKAAAAAAAA!
So much potentiel, and piss. HAHA
This is so awesome!! I love that technology can do this!
"And I am his conductor and supplier"
Does that imply he's pi- **ehum** "contributing fuel"?
As a train, I was laughing so hard I almost had a boiler explosion
JESUS CHRIST I WAS JUST KIDDING!!
OHOWOWOWOWOWOWOH
It burns! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
They were going to Pyro’s house to get some of his commissions. Have you seen the drawing he made for spy?
Well that *COMPLETELY* backfired on demoman
Pyro's house! Pyro's house! Pyro's house!
At least they didn't reach Pyro's house.
It wouldn't have ended well.
Pyro's house!! Pyro's House!!! PYRO'S HOUSE!!!!
Pootis Faires exist?
Heavy learns something new everyday!
I remember watching that piss train video. it remains one of my favorites.
This whole thing feels like a Robot Chicken sketch
Anhh2: "Sniper piss train" 🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist: this is all just a dream
You could done anything else in your life that is constructive and beneficial but instead you use your time to make this...
I applaud you!!! BRAVO! Magnificent!!!
(I have not laugh this hard in Months!) XD
thomas could NEVER
15 ai is amazing isn't it?
The voice acting is amazing
sniper is a EMD GP40 locomotive, in SP paint but orange
I hope someone makes a sfm vid based on this lol
What an interesting sequel to a TF2 shitpost I watched 6 years ago. Keep up the good work lol
I got a bit disturbed when I heard blood spurting noises
I had a hard time breathing laughing my ass off to this
10/10 stars would recommend for youtube's recommended list
Holy shit, this was incredible.
"Gentlemen, did I miss anything" says the Spy.
I like how you threw normal voice lines/sound effects for added flair.
That picture is a masterpiece! 👍😸👍
Back again after it's trip from the HID YTP Collab! Will the train make a return stop on the (my) next installment??
This is priceless comedy australium gold
This needs to be animated!
“Piss train”
Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time
Beautiful.
Yet terrifying.
Demo looks horrified
Kid: Mom, can we have Thomas The Train?
Mom: We have Thomas The Train at home.
*Thomas The Train at home:*
Welp, idk now.
about what?
@@latviandragon2718 idk
Shenanigans,Madness,and Chaos. ;)
Looks like I learned to sentence-mix for nothing. But at least, now your lines are more intelligible
i hate the fact that I knew exactly what this person was refrencing
That pretty great
I wish for a thousand-year rain of scrumpeh!
*i do not get many request like this*
Oh my. There were some others before.
Well demoman is not drunk but he want his wishes normal sniper
I am scared, you maggots!
YOOOO PISS TRAIN TO HELL ORIGINS?!
amazing.
1:34
ಠ_ಠ
screams of the damned
sniper should be submarine underwater sniper
I can just imagine this in gmod/sfm
I almost chocked on my saliva when I clicked this
Looks like piss train is running with JOHNNY WALKER SECOND HARVEST, OHHH YEEEAAAAHHHHH
I thought they said pootis ferry until i realised they were saying pootis fairy
Somebody should animate this.
''pisspisspisspisspisspisspiss...''backwards-''ssip,ssip,ssip.ssip,ssip,ssip,ssip,ssip,ssip''
The pootis fairy is a spy
Holy shit
P I S S
epic
Thomas is very diferent
Yes.......an R rated show
1:12
Ahhh
AAAA I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
>15,ai
s o u l l e s s
1:22
LMFAO!!!
Should there be closed captions for this? I can barely make out what these guys are saying?
I started hating closed captions when they kept forcing themselves on in certain vids in Chrome (plus making them is tedious and hard?), but on the bright side I just pinned the script.