Because we're bored. We can build chainsaws that cut through 30 inch logs in 2 seconds. We build monster trucks that can fly and crush smaller cars. We build dragsters that can go a mile in 5 seconds. For fun. Piss us off and see what we build to kill you. Ask Japan.
@@matthewduran1452 Yeah I will never understand. What's the deal with verified channels spewing random non funny comments and getting liked over the top? And then dumbasses in replies are like hEy, HeLlO like wtf
It is that! Lol. Americans having fun. I don’t do that myself. I cut lots of fire wood when I was younger but I can’t say it was fun. 😂 it was more like work.
I was running this saw for about 2 hours at about a 30-50% duty cycle ua-cam.com/users/postUgkxfQm1wmg0ItKDLavxj1nXtQY9HP7EF504 and it did a great job. I used the lever for the built in sharpener to clear chip buildup out more than to actually sharpen the chain. It managed to cut some hardwood stumps much larger than it's size without bothering the neighbors with hours of 2 stroke noise.
As an African, specifically a Nigerian, one of the things that make Americans interesting to us and amazes us, is their ability to find the most mundane activities to amuse themselves with!
@@keijimorita1849 I love cosplay actually, I can relate to that, it's cool. I've always wanted to a cosplay of some of my favorite characters but over here, you'd be seen as crazy or childish in certain circles. I recently thought of doing a "Negan" cosplay from the walking dead series.... Or Darell or Rick,.... But I'm black 😂😂😂
@@notryuu8602 yes, but still annoying tho like an overused meme and the fact that 1k people laugh at this even tho they probably saw this comment on another wierd video that got recommended
@@Seispieles LOL! Fuck off, dip shit. You know what he meant. You're trying to insult others to make yourself look smarter than you actually are. It's not working.
"Hey what you wana do today" "I don know" "Wana make a massive chainsaw and stick the V8 from your truck on" "That sounds cool" "Hella yea it does brother"
The fact that I'm American and have never heard of this, just goes to show what a culture shock you can get just from traveling to a different state in the same country.
I can't tell if this would've made texas chainsaw massacre way scarier or way less scary. On one hand, its waaay more intimidating. On the other hand, I'd feel pretty confident in my ability to outrun a guy that has to lug around a giant V8
@@TheStonedEvo "I don't understand it, therefore it's bad". This isn't machismo, it's the real thing- real masculinity- men putting in time, sweat and blood to solve a difficult problem; an assertion of dominance over the hardship of life by ingenuity, passion, and great effort. Have you ever had to cut a tree that's 3 feet thick and a hundred feet tall into pieces small enough to move? I can tell you, even with a chainsaw, it's a pain in the ass, and it takes a long time. It doesn't matter that it isn't really practical in most situations, the outcome is its own reward.
@@talandar5773 I mean I wouldn’t assign any level or masculinity to it. I like this more due to its fun factor and mechanical interest. And it’s just comical. You don’t NEED that much power in a chainsaw but it’s funny.
Nobody: Will it fit in my Honda? Hold my beer Am I a joke to you? Asking for a friend Everybody gangsta End this man’s whole career He protecc, he attacc … Sexual/genitalia innuendo Scatological/potty joke Question of quantity answered yes Plot twist Left/entered the chat Gaming reference Dislikes are from I’m a simple man Not gonna lie Last time I was this early Legend has it That’ll buff right out Fun fact (X) be like (X) intensifies (X) wants to know your location Ha ha (X) go brrrrr POV: (X) YT algorithm counting down years Who’s watching in current year? You Tube recommendations So you've chosen death? Understandable, have a great day Punch line below read more
Humans: “let us use our brains to create more efficient ways of collecting lumber to help build our civilization!” Also humans: “bro hook this bad boy up to a V8 lol”
Funny thing, I just read that Pixar slipped a red Binford tool box in the first Toy Story. So Home Improvement, Toy Story and Last Man Standing are all part of the same universe.
Civil war soldier: gets minor injury
*Medic/doctors:*
darn i was gonna make that comment
@@landshipdriver1694 because youtube doesnt have enough stupid format comments...
Lmao
Ahahaha
@@smoke8715 this one isn't too bad.
"Show me how you're an American without telling me you're an American"
Shows native American
@@spoon7250 "I see dead people"
More like Canadian.
I cant name the last 3 presidents of my country
“I can’t think for myself but I say I can”
Doomguy: "Interesting."
Prob thinking hmmm that chain saw would cut thru a baron like hot knife in butter thats a shit load of ammo and health lol
Doomguy use one hand
"I'll take two."
@@destroyerarmor2846 i use one hand too.
Someone should absolutely make a V8 chainsaw mod for Doom
The fact they can even lift those v8's is impressive in itself.
Probably about 450-500 pounds altogether
There’s no way someone put in the search “V8 chainsaw”
no
Have you heard of a show called Top Gear?
@@user-ph9pm6fc7g like a blender,
i wanna see a V12 chainsaw
I sure as shit didnt search it but i def watched it just to see what a v8 saw is and its exactly what i pictured .
i did
Germany: our finest sports cars are equipped with v8 engines, yes we are proud
America: we cut trees with our v8
America:we cut trees with your v8
@@filipbitala2624 we own em
Crazy
@@filipbitala2624 So with your logic if Germany built a plane, it’s not there’s its America’s?
Welcome to ‘Murica
Why? Because they can.
Hello
Hahahah funny cuz he famous yes liked !!
Because we're bored. We can build chainsaws that cut through 30 inch logs in 2 seconds. We build monster trucks that can fly and crush smaller cars. We build dragsters that can go a mile in 5 seconds. For fun. Piss us off and see what we build to kill you. Ask Japan.
Why? Because 'Murica
@@matthewduran1452 Yeah I will never understand. What's the deal with verified channels spewing random non funny comments and getting liked over the top? And then dumbasses in replies are like hEy, HeLlO like wtf
Imagine living in the middle of the woods and randomly hear a mad V8 revving.
Ii
@@supraptoprapto5591 qel lmnkh po
So an average day in the northwest?
I am from germany and i think this is the most american i have ever seen. lol
I'm from america and this is almost too american for even me
You should try a Sunday buffet.
Yes sir
It is that! Lol. Americans having fun. I don’t do that myself. I cut lots of fire wood when I was younger but I can’t say it was fun. 😂 it was more like work.
Germans need to build a Mercedes-Benz
////AMG version!
They are even LS swapping chainsaws now? Damn.
You bet. And when the engine that keeps the earth turning breaks down we're gonna LS swap that too.
On a long enough timeline....
This make me chuckle. Thanks dude 🤣
Imagine a hondaboy chainsaw. "Oh yeah, I have been doing ten trees per minute, but then the V-tec kicked in".
LS swap everything.
I was running this saw for about 2 hours at about a 30-50% duty cycle ua-cam.com/users/postUgkxfQm1wmg0ItKDLavxj1nXtQY9HP7EF504 and it did a great job. I used the lever for the built in sharpener to clear chip buildup out more than to actually sharpen the chain. It managed to cut some hardwood stumps much larger than it's size without bothering the neighbors with hours of 2 stroke noise.
As an African, specifically a Nigerian, one of the things that make Americans interesting to us and amazes us, is their ability to find the most mundane activities to amuse themselves with!
Very wise My friend
@moistmanm9 eh.. it is what it is
@moistmanm9 well we do have people who watch cat videos all day so i do see where you are going with this.
I wonder how you would feel about costume making & wearing? We call it cosplay.
@@keijimorita1849 I love cosplay actually, I can relate to that, it's cool. I've always wanted to a cosplay of some of my favorite characters but over here, you'd be seen as crazy or childish in certain circles. I recently thought of doing a "Negan" cosplay from the walking dead series.... Or Darell or Rick,.... But I'm black 😂😂😂
Haven't seen anything more American than this.
My thoughts exactly lol
I know right, this shit is dumb af
wbu going bankrupt because of medical expenses.
@@PRYDAX you're a fuckin peice of trash
@@PRYDAX if it’s not interesting to you then don’t watch... so simple to keep scrolling instead you make a bitchy remark lol
I just grew a beard watching this.
You’re a man now, son.
Balls dropped 1/2 lower
@@faceripper77 lol.
Lmfao
Wow
You might need a doctor
That is not natural
The fact it's not just ONE v8-powered chainsaw, it's a competition of a whole group of v8-powered chainsaws
“You gon’ LS swap that thang”
This is such an American thing “hey I got a bigger oneeeeee”
The bigger belly for sure
Literally the first thought on my mind as I watched!
U should see our bombs😏
i read this in jeremy clarkson's voice idk why
@@xi2740 Because he said it
UA-cam: at this point he will watch anything
The algorithm made an excellent choice
Exactly
a stolen comment but it's fine now days there's nothing original in the comment section
@@kevinfernandes1688 There's over 7 billion of us its not surprising people will say and think the same thing...
@@notryuu8602 yes, but still annoying tho like an overused meme and the fact that 1k people laugh at this even tho they probably saw this comment on another wierd video that got recommended
-How much America do you want in this video?
-Yes.
*I've seen 2 workers doing the same job near my house. It took them 3 days, and they were exhausted!* 🤯🤯🤯
that's american muscle for ya
@@kushpaladin agree, the fattest country in the world.
@@toobig7150 I thought it Nauru
@@toobig7150 American isn’t even in Top 10... never knew until I did quick research, Alway thoughts USA is in top 3
@@BlessedEraProduction Im amazed, its indeed true, wtf happened. I swear usa was top 5 not so long ago.
On this episode of the History channel: Americans take a trip to Canada
🤣🤣🤣
Hey... I THOUGHT WE ANNEXED YOU GUYS AFTER THE COMMIES TOOK OVER ANCHORAGE. YOU ARE NOW KNOWN AS NORTHERER DAKOTA
America is a continent... did you know'
@@Seispieles LOL! Fuck off, dip shit. You know what he meant. You're trying to insult others to make yourself look smarter than you actually are. It's not working.
@@jacksquatt6082 u mad bro?
"dude im bored"
"wanna combine a v8 to a chainsaw?"
Almost makes sense.
lol
"Hey what you wana do today"
"I don know"
"Wana make a massive chainsaw and stick the V8 from your truck on"
"That sounds cool"
"Hella yea it does brother"
You son of a bitch, I’m in
w16 quad turbo leaf blower
This would make Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor proud.
Arrg arrg arrg arrrg arrg
But it would go wrong for him somehow.
@@christopherrodarte9822 Al would get his leg cut off.
argh argh argh argh
The fact that I'm American and have never heard of this, just goes to show what a culture shock you can get just from traveling to a different state in the same country.
Imagine if that Scarface scene was filmed with a V8 saw...
fast and easy
Carrying that is a 2 man job though..
That hotel is now a pharmacy 👍.
Bruh
lmao hahahahahahha
"So what engine does your chainsaw have"
"What"
"Nevermind"
You mean "what chainsaw does your engine have?"
@@PaulosKal fair enough
1-0 Lzzzz
Seeing your name and pfp made we want to orb you and continue to kek you in a lazer until you boot me. Lzzz
@@Nrfq lol
"MORE POWEEER"
-Jeremy Clarkson
Yo, with the Binford logo, it's definitely Tim "the toolman" Taylor from Home Improvement.
Tim the Toolman Taylor approves of the "Binford" Chainsaw
Logically, the next step is a turbocharged V12 with nitrous boost.
And after that you just power it with a geothermal power plant, you know, logically speaking
W-16, quad turbos
Na just a bigger v8 probably
Ok "Pinochet"
V12 aren't american
I bet DoomGuy is biting he's lower lip while watching this.
Absolutely
No more need for the crucible
Lol hahahaha
You can't just cut off the Icon of Sin's head! *proceeds to do so*
You just made me laugh!!
This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
i’ll see everyone back here in another 9 years when this is in our recommended again.
Yes, now i have definitely seen everything life has to offer.
You must be new here then..
@@TheTrooperMB how does that make ANY sense?
@@italianwaffle5592 chess , if he has seen everything in life , he must be very new to the youtube algorythm scheme ;)
@@TheTrooperMB Wouldn't him having seen everything in life but this mean he's been around for a VERY long time?
UA-cam recomendations: sure, see ya tomorrow
I need that to cut through my wife's roast.
😂
LOL.. So how is the couch?
I need that to cut through my mum
Hiii
Lol !! ......
Next: *"turbocharged chainsaw"*
Don't forget the NOS
*cuts wood*
STUUttuuututututu
Vtec kicks in
One of them was a turbo 2.2 Chrysler 4-banger engine, but I didn't see if it still had the turbo on it.
@@toothpastaduck3613 shifting the chainsaw XD
Ahhh the Binford 6100. A classic amongst 90s sitcoms.
dude yes!!! hahahhaha
@@911WASanINSIDEjob420 finally - someone gets the reference!
"Hey man, how much cc does ur saw have, I bet mines bigger."
"Prolly about 500... horses"
Thats a lot of cc
Bout 383 CI
Dang. 7,500ccs. That's 7400ccs bigger then mine.
Way less the 500 more like 290
"How strong is your chainsaw engine?"
-"500"
"500cc? Nice."
-"no, 500hp"
Wait wha-
That is how you do it 🤣
I’m from America and this has to be one of the most American things I’ve ever seen
I like that retro 80s music in the bg. Also, it probably smells WONDERFUL there! Piney 🌲
,,Hey are you from America?"
,,Yeah, how did you notice?"
Wait other countries don’t have V8 Chainsaw competitions everyday??? Man those other countries were weird
@@troop22airsoft7 lol :P
These guys dead ass got small block v8’s and Honda engines powering their chainsaws 😭💀
Because 'Murica
Well, I mean, how are they supposed to pick it up of it were a big boi v8 engine? Although i kinda want to see a bigger block used as a chainsaw motor
Honda can't compete with ford's v8
@@theshield1613 bro Honda’s been smoking slow boats with v8s forever now fym
@@ironic1767 older v8 I believe it
Ain’t Nothing sound better
than dang V8
MUSCLE SAW!
wow, that is incredible! The machine cut right straight through.
I can't tell if this would've made texas chainsaw massacre way scarier or way less scary. On one hand, its waaay more intimidating. On the other hand, I'd feel pretty confident in my ability to outrun a guy that has to lug around a giant V8
comically large chainsaw
Imagine him chasing you around with a giant v8 chainsaw in a wheelbarrow
@@nukanszn8237 People, take note of this man: he knows what's up.
Didn't know 2 guys can lift a fully dressed v8
make it even more american and scarier by mounting the V8 chainsaw on a V8 ford F150
This whole ls swap thing is getting a little out of hand.
I think it's beautiful
🤣😂
Ls swap the world
Next: LS on a wheelchair
V8 toothbrush?
If this isn't the coolest thing I've ever seen I don't know what then
I love how the Exhausts are literally in their ears and they aren’t wearing ear muffs haha
At that point their hearing has been gone for years
Qúgvtxg,,hxfdhdesyys
BL orações kzz pessoalmente udhufu7hxhzhjzuzy
When you are a lumberjack outside, but a car guy inside
😂😂
Piotr Steplowski Point Exactly!
Polaczek
UA-cam: you wanna see a V8 chainsaw?
Me: .....sure
Algorithm:
Wanna see me do it again?
Couldn’t be more accurate lol
Never thought I'd see an Ls swapped chainsaw
Been watching Tim and Eric for half an hour and thought this was another one... took me until about halfway through to work out it was real :)
imagine that thing throws a rod right infront of your face
wouldn't have time to ;'D
No need to worry about that. If it happens you'll never even know it.
goodbye your face and anyone standing in line behind you for the next couple miles
What face?
Yeah and when does that really happen
this is the kind of shit people do for fun when there isn't a beach within a days drive
This is what people do for fun when they have small dicks and have to compensate.
@@TheStonedEvo who shit in your cornflakes😂
@@TheStonedEvo "I don't understand it, therefore it's bad". This isn't machismo, it's the real thing- real masculinity- men putting in time, sweat and blood to solve a difficult problem; an assertion of dominance over the hardship of life by ingenuity, passion, and great effort. Have you ever had to cut a tree that's 3 feet thick and a hundred feet tall into pieces small enough to move? I can tell you, even with a chainsaw, it's a pain in the ass, and it takes a long time. It doesn't matter that it isn't really practical in most situations, the outcome is its own reward.
@@talandar5773 I mean I wouldn’t assign any level or masculinity to it. I like this more due to its fun factor and mechanical interest. And it’s just comical. You don’t NEED that much power in a chainsaw but it’s funny.
@@TheStonedEvo That's something someone who cares about dick size would say.
I love the smell of American ingenuity in the morning
this chainsaw engine is more powerful than our car engine
Jeremy Clarkson made a V8 food blender. These guys made V8 chain saws. V8s are the future.
*loses grip* Alternate title: Two people die in two seconds.
thats what im saying.. that is just dangerous
@@ednorm6241 not really considering the chain doesnt move without the trigger being pulled
Based
The fact how many people wanted to see this show tells how unique the american culture is lmao.
I really didnt know what i was expecting from a Titel Named " V8 Chainsaw" but in the end i saw an 8 Cylinder powered Chainsaw. Nice.
The moment when a chainsaw has a bigger engine than your own car...
:D
Has a larger engine than most European cars.
@@robertthomas5906 kjshd
@@robertthomas5906 pi----
Costs more to fill up the chainsaw. Don’t have to worry about that two cycle stuff.
LOL
I stopped buying wimpy shit cars decades ago. Now, I can actually pass slow drivers, even going up mountain passes.
Call me when Dodge puts the Hellcat engine on one of these.
800 hp of pure chain saw
Hello This is your wake up call because they did put a hellcat engine on a chainsaw health,
Marcos A / Now there you go, Shit’
@@ronniehopper2726 where??? I need to see that
Hellcat engine
That's one chainsaw you don't want to see in a horror movie.
THIS IS INSANE!!! And I though that a regular hot saw was bonkers.
another thing to list: "most american thing ever"
Careful, the Canadians might hear you. They might ask you to apologize. If you don't, they might apologize.
My girlfriend: he's probably cheating on me
Me and the boys:
Nobody:
Will it fit in my Honda?
Hold my beer
Am I a joke to you?
Asking for a friend
Everybody gangsta
End this man’s whole career
He protecc, he attacc …
Sexual/genitalia innuendo
Scatological/potty joke
Question of quantity answered yes
Plot twist
Left/entered the chat
Gaming reference
Dislikes are from
I’m a simple man
Not gonna lie
Last time I was this early
Legend has it
That’ll buff right out
Fun fact
(X) be like
(X) intensifies
(X) wants to know your location
Ha ha (X) go brrrrr
POV: (X)
YT algorithm counting down years
Who’s watching in current year?
You Tube recommendations
So you've chosen death?
Understandable, have a great day
Punch line below read more
@@onemoremisfit 🤫🤫
@@onemoremisfit Fun fact: this is true.
@@onemoremisfit are you working for the FBI??
@@onemoremisfit all that and you forgot
First
Second
Do you even internet bro?
That last one was an absolute tank
Now I wanna see a Hemi v8 swapped lawnmower
This seems like something Jeremy Clarkson would want
This is too american. perhaps use it to boil tea.
SPEED AND POWER
Or doom guy
Him and the boys did make a v8 powered rocking chair
@@shredtheknarknar2013 I believe they also made a V8-powered blender as well :D
This is the most American thing I’ve ever seen
@jim screechie facts. I’m tryna move to Canada :/
@@Huckleberry9921 lmao dont expect better, im from canada and its the same, were just copying americans and its pathetic
@@4truths127 pretty sure canada is worse in that, especially the cities
@@savagetuner2404 nah definitely not worst, but were on our way there
@jim screechie I don’t think the dudes who build a v8 powered chainsaw, and operate it, are confused about their gender.
I have never watched anything like this but I now am glad I have watched this.
First a V8 food blender, then a V8 rocking chair, now we have a V8 chainsaw.
Humans: “let us use our brains to create more efficient ways of collecting lumber to help build our civilization!”
Also humans: “bro hook this bad boy up to a V8 lol”
Don't blame humanity for muricans!
@@Tyiriel Yeah fuck off V8 Chainsaws are the tits
Here i am trying to figure out what they even used that wood for....
@@kushablazin849 To test their V8 chainsaws obviously
Me looks In awe, also me: slowly looks at old Chevy in the junkyard, hmmm
All i can say is JUST DO IT
I am from Germany and it's things like this that make me love America.
King of the hill - Hank and Bobby building a Saw 🪚
I am American and can indeed confirm this is the most American thing anyone will ever see.
If they can put a few more bearded guys with sunglasses, and someone screaming about some deadline, it could become more american.
Wait till you see them cut the next tree in half with a machine gun!
I was laughing like Tim the Toolman Taylor until i seen the Binford saw.
I know he'll love this chainsaw.
Funny thing, I just read that Pixar slipped a red Binford tool box in the first Toy Story. So Home Improvement, Toy Story and Last Man Standing are all part of the same universe.
@@mrodgt I think I remember this from watching easter eggs or bloopers from the movie series
This is what we call MERICA right here ladies and gentlemen.
this is the most powerful chainsaw ad in history
question, what do they do with those log plates after cutting contest is over? :D
glue them back together, i suppose 🤷♂️
Chopping blocks
They throw them away
They eat them
used as dinner plates
"When a chainsaw revs better than your Car"
Europe: No more petrol and diesel cars for you!
America: V8 CHAINSAWS WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
When chainsaw sounds much better than your car
American sports
Google: Football, basketball, baseball
Bing:
I bet for sure this is what Clarkson, May and Hammond had in mind to do with a V8 engine, right after making the blender and the rocking chair.
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
This reminds me of that top gear skit with the V8 rocking chair and V8 blender
*anything gets invented*
Americans: add it a V8
LS Swap
What next? A vibrator ?
@@kanhasahu590 LOOOOOOOOOOOLL😂
@@kanhasahu590 there's already a cowgirl vibe with 1hp
@@kaelthunderhoof5619 bruhhh ...she be causing earthquakes now ...and with it a few floods too ..
When a chainsaw sounds better than a Honda.... LITERALLY
the more and more I keep rrwinding and watching the saw hack thru the log just makes me burst out laughing
They say stereotypes don't exist, but these guys look exactly like I'd imagine them to look
well stereotypes are always based on real experiences aren't they?
Who are "they" and why do they lie like that?
Jeremy Clarkson needs to see this!
Yeh but he got his v8 blender
how about a v8 2 stroke detroit diesel
These are the people I’d want for a zombie apocalypse tbh.
“Yeah I’m from America. How can you tell?”
Tour guide: Welcome to the USA.
Tourists: Why is ther-
Tour guide: Welcome to the USA.
Noone:
Americans: "stick a V8 in it!"
When in doubt...
shut up
This is the 3am content I need
This is one of the most American things I have ever seen.
Her - "Honey come to bed"
Him "I CANT GOSH DANG IT, I'm not finished building this V8 chain saw yet"
Her - "Lord have mercy"