ONLYUSEMEBLADE SOBER COMES TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT HIS EX GIRLFRIEND STILL DOES NOT WANT HIM
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@oumb2930 copes with the fact that it is over with his ex, Bec.
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So Bec complains that he's a drunk. He tries to go sober and she complains he's boring sober.
He’s unlikeable to basically anyone that knows him just a little
Pretty much
Typical woman, lose lose.
he has to FIGURE IT OUT DOOD
It’s because she is on something.Prob meth and I bet he switches to meth!
Can you imagine any future employers typing Brian Risso into the Google machine.
lol @ "future employers" for blade.
You honestly believe he is ever gonna go to a job interview?
He's trapped living his worst life. He's already thinking about relapsing and since the views will eventually dry up because his sober content is basically him reading donations the trainwreck is almost guaranteed to begin in a couple months.
Blade is just waiting for mommy dearest to pass away so he can inherit whatever money she has left.
Oh blade will have a criminal record for killing Willy 😅
Bec telling blade he’s more fun and happier when he’s engaging in actions that shave years off of his life is insane but not surprising. Why would you ever tell someone trying to get sober that they’re better drunk? She’s a witch,
yeah she clearly initially saw him as a cash cow but now that the donos are drying up, she is looking for the next cash cow.
Black widow
Only a fool would even entertain the wild Necky in their presence.
Blade should have realized when Bec cheated on Captain Content to be with him that she's not loyal. That she jumps from man to man. She's already left Blade for Willy and now she'll find yet another man to chew up & spit out.
@braetonwilson4296 facts. blade was a virgin. also he must of realised that beggers can't be choosers. the fact that a women found his hygiene and behaviour attractive is like finding a needle in a haystack
Bec will never not be part of his fucked up life. She will always find a way back to him somehow.
Naturally, I mean what else does she have? To be honest blade was probably the most exciting part of her life LOL
Of course, she will. So she can steal his moms pain pills.
Trauma bond
@@Wez633popping Pillies like willy😂
Remember guys, you have to invite a vampire inside. He'll never be rid of the b**ch.
He got sober thinking he'd get Bec back
Bec is made for the streets.
she belong to them streets, person
Bec complains she’s with a drunk (Blade), then decides to get with another drunk (Willy) who kills himself.
Lmao, yeah she says it's him but she's really just a hopper
Willy is not dead.
@@chesterbowles7950well it’s a federal crime to fake your death so what’s the end game 🤷🏻♂️ dude gonna hide forever 🤣😂🤣
shoutout to Figure It Out for putting that work in lately to save us all from the 2.5hr nontent newport streams
When will he realize people only watch to see him die
He literally has the most evil troll community
@@Mandalore_ultimateand he's a dog abusing, women graping asshole who cares he deserves it
@@Mandalore_ultimateWings is way worse I think
@@sam_mcl90wing’s trolls actually like seeing him succeed though
@@sam_mcl90wings trolls payed his surgery and give him money for playing video games, blades trolls pay him to take years off his own life
I just don't hope bec forces pills on blade like she did to her ex husband and will2guns
Perk 30s make me hurty
Black widow
He's about to find out that his SSI whales like Chungus, Scary Terry, and Vinnie cant support his life by themselves. 95% of his donos are hate watchers. Also, Bec is pretty much a hobo at this point. This trash deserves each other.
It works for DSP lol. DSP is propped up by like 4 whales that make him earn in the 6 figures.
They are both basically homeless currently. It's the only reason she's sticking around, as she can't support herself, or she would..
Yup, Rebecca is homeless. She tried to have Willy take care of her broke ass and he's dead now, she's clinging to Blade simply to have a roof over her head.
SSI and whales reminds me of Costa Rica 😂 that's a diving with ocean life thing too
How you know they're on ssi people assume the govt hands money out 😂 Least not to abled white people
She's just there until the next willy comes along, black widow 🕸️
Becky's kids must be so distraught at this breakup, lol.
Yeah where's her kids they are young right?
@@tedbell4416I think she has a 15 yr old. The others are adults.
@@sarahthebeachNah, most of them are 30s, a couple are mid 20s and and a few are late teens.
@@tedbell4416 Becky already had three of her kids by the time she turned 16.
So he killed Willy2Guns for nothing?
Ayoooo!!!
It was Time. Bec needed a Body, HER life force was dimming. Blade
Knew it was either him or Willy. Bec Can’t leave unless she has another host for warmth and sustenance.
💀💀💀💀💀
Wish she would scram , she looks horrible staying
So you believe in 3 months leaving script ?
Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Bec doesn't have any money thats why she wont leave and Blade is just holding on to her for dear life!
I love the cope. He always has to reassure himself by saying Bec still loves me or is my ride or die chick lol Dude just move on
He’s got no one to move on to
You cannot trust a single thing that comes out of either of their mouths.
What does Blade do all day if he’s not drunk or high?
He thinks about getting drunk or high.
To be fair he’s still smoking weed and doing edibles
And what do you do besdies watching useless streams? 😂
I have a job
@@derek4177 you probably watch tv longer than any of us watch blade tbh. I don’t watch television or use social media so blade is my one lil vice.
3:46 what I'm concerned about is that while blade is currently sober, it's only going to take one bad day to hop back to drinking. He NEEDS a support group outside of streaming where he can call and be talked down. He seems to bullheaded at the moment to do this though.
Maybe, but AA tends to be the only game in town, and it's definitely not for most people.
@@stephenbrand5661 it only works if you allow it to work. I didn't care for AA for the longest time until I went to my new home group, awesome people who will answer the phone whenever I need it.
When Bec leaves and Blade is left by himself he is going to relapse and go off the walls.
Relapse stream, AYOOOO, figure it out dood!
Kick the widower she left u for Willy
He said he doesn't get hangovers. That's a classic sign of genetic disposition to alcoholism. He can go sober for however long he wants, but as soon as he has another "party" night, he'll be back on a bender.
That's literally cope, we've seen Blade hungover, shaky, sweaty, feeling like absolute shit and he's even said on stream before that he's been hungover. He just usually drinks so much that the alcohol is still in his system the next day, then he simply keeps drinking when he wakes up.
Im Russian German I never got em either only in my early days did I have em 😂 for me its genes for sure Vodka was like water to me 0 hangover effects
@@Panda-ws7cp He does ye ol' "Hair of the dog" trick AKA drinking an entire bottle of Jager the next morning..
Is not getting hangovers really a sign of genetic disposition to alcoholism? Because I don't really get hangovers either. But I only drink beer.
He also said he has terrible hangovers that last for days, that's the problem when you're a pathological liar and forget your own lies.
"benzo becky" 😭😭
That Asian guy asking about their relationship was absolutely hilarious
He said he makes more money being sober? Lie of the year ✅
Yeah absolute bullshit, he might get more 3 dollar donos but he gets a ton of them when he's lit too and that's not counting the 4 figure donations for shots.
Blade scrambling for content so hard that he just shows Bec's foot on camera 💀my guy, it cannot be that hard to find content without getting drunk, go to a party or develop a personality or something
Bec just got her SSI check and her brand new script of suboxone so shes good for 10 days or so mark my words she will be back. Also he still agrees to pay her cell so she can be someone else slam pig!! Shes a hot mess... She be back
When they said The Sphere was in Las Vegas I thought they meant Becky.
He might be making more now sober is because all the questions and trolling Necky but these sober Donos are going to dry up quick. I have pity for blade. I don't think it's going to end well and the conclusion of this story might be in a flea bag motel filled with sorrow, regret and at the end of a rope. Literally.
He actually seems a lot better sober, might not be too late.
he might be better sober, birdmusic, but he's not making enough money to support himself. I doubt he's willing to work a regular 9 to 5.
@@braetonwilson4296he physically cannot work anywhere
@@birdmusic1206 But that's the point is it's been like under a week. Let's see how he is when people stop watching and donating and he's forced to go move in with his mother. I hope the guy can get it together as in all honesty he does seem like he's a good guy when he's not plastered drunk
Blade went from a alcoholic to a sneaky alcoholic !!
I don’t buy she is leaving
We should find out tonight hopefully
Honestly, if he’s legitimately going after the sobriety, I commend him! I hope he gets healthier. Maybe he can attract people more positive and not parasites like Bec and the multitude of RV Andys.
The alcohol shows him for who he truly is. These old CoD players are a bunch of collective demons.
The thing is, like he said, he might have a birthday stream where he drinks. And for an alcoholic, that's a no no. He would most likely fall back into it.
Bec: You need to stop drinking and get your act together!
Also Bec: You're boring when you're sober!
Make up your mind already.
Notice every time he takes a sip of something he always makes a face like he did when he drank
bro bec is a cancer why would she say hes boring sober she wants him to die frl you dont say tht to someone when they are getting sober
This was all a ploy to show Bec he’s actually a pretty great guy and get the bad press from Willy and Keem off him. Ayo.
Brian "Prime suspect" Risso
I only have one thing to say to Bec and that’s…
(Shut up Meg)
Why is he even helping her lol
The black widow bites but he has allot of resistance
I dont see him making it a month after nec leaves
3:09 how did Blade lose Bec’s car?
Blade and Bec were staying with Blade's childhood friend, Demarco, for about two weeks or so when they were in the Seattle area at the beginning of this year. Demarco is half black, and of course when Blade would get Lit Romney, he would say the N Word. Demarco warned him, but it kept happening. Bec had her car parked on his street, so in retaliation for the disrespect, Demarco had her car towed. I guess the fees got extremely high in impound so she abandoned the car.
She called him while blade was posing with the superman and 1 minute later she tells blade she's not gonna be around
He contributes absolutely nothing to society now. At least with the drunk streams you could say he provided entertainment (of some kind). Now he just sits there and waits while his mentally ill, parasocial donators line his pockets.
No. He's a potent symbol of not what to become: Whenever I think I don't want to brush and floss, I think if Blade. I'm not kidding.
He's a reverse role model, and that is a service to humanity.
@@tranzco1173LOOK ST THOSE PEARLY WHITES TROLE
I've never associated a good time with blade being drunk, his chute gets forked right off when he drinks.
Chronically online losers are so shaken up by blade not drinking lol its hilarious
This is the picture of a man who needs to not use the internet/social media, this is rediculous.
this bec girl is cursed. Husband kills himself, her ex killed her current boyfriend to be with her
Cursed? Stop trying to take accountability away from her with some "curse" bullshit. She brings EVERYTHING that comes her way by the decisions she makes.
Once that money runs out he will be back to Drinking!
At this point he is trying to save face. Dude killed someone and abused a dog
Blade must be threatening necky with necking himself in minecraft if she leaves.
Told you alcohol wasn't the thing that made him a bad person 😂
I went sober in 2015 after a 15 year run. The thing with any addiction is that you have to want it yourself to make a change. Brian is not going to stop drinking. What would he do instead of live streaming and having ppl give him money to booze.
How about you livestream Brian, going to the unemployment office looking for a job sober. And also make an effort that you want to be with Bec.
Because seriously what woman is going to want an overweight 40+ year old booze slob that begs money from strangers on the internet to get by. What security can you offer anyone manchild. Nothing.
Its just sad to see.
Blade is even more creepier sober!Holy shit it’s only going to get weirder!
More creepier is redundant. It’s “creepier” or “more creepy”. You’re the average blade viewer for sure.
Everyone thinks alcohol makes people bad people uh ah bad people sober are bad people drunk and vice versa
@BumDandy-jb1ml such a great Role model my bad 🤣
He'll be back. They always do
8:09 I thought that was a UFO, creeped me out a little
i like sober blade! theres a certain 'dosent give a fuck' vibe
i'm happy for blade being sober
Man imagine if he turned it around. that would be awesome
I am pulling so hard for Blade. He is the ultimate underdog.
Get outta here mr. doodle!
Mr. Doodle I believe a parrot that tbf is only speaking his mind, is mad @ you.. :(
@@HitRockBoglim He is mad at me because he knows I stand for truth.
@@MrDoodle257 I’m gonna tell Kiwi on you
@@AParrotSpeakingHisMind Kiwi doesn't have freakishly large muscles like I do. Bring it on.
blade is so cringe bec could be like pick that dog turd up and eat it simp, and he would eat it and smile (ayooo) i ate it honey! will you take me back?
2:50 Bec left Blade cause he wasn’t making as much money confirmed
When bec leaves it's game over or like Wayne an Garth GAME ON!
Did he start the chicken and broccoli?
“You’re mad you didn’t get an inheritance? That’s fucked up.” - Guy that no one in the face of the planet would leave money to because he has always treated others like shit
Remoras gonna remora til they find someone better to feed off.
Bec is a killer. Good riddance
Lit Romney returns when Neck is gone.
As soon as Bec is gone and the donos dry up he'll be drunk again!
She needs too stop hanging round 💩 get her out and move on get another girl blade ❤👌🏻
She needs to disappear forever
figure it out dood!
Looks as though it's time to unalive one's self
7:15 wet brain moment 🤣
Yeah he'll be drunk again by the end of this year.
Soon as he dried up so did the donos ayooo!!! #figureitoutdood
... and Becky's interest.
Love how he keeps saying he makes more money without drinking which is a lie
Honestly, I hope blade just stops drinking so much, at least let the leg heal a little bit.
Where does onlyusemeblade stream now?
Bec is a blCk widow😊
Well, at least Blade looks old enough to retire..
love that he tries to go sober and every single viewer switches from calling him a drunk to pleading for him to take shots.
Let's go Blade. Play some COD now bro, twitch it, and IRL stream at the gym. Best revenge is GET JACKED.
Fire sale stream incoming on friday
When does blade usually stream?
Bec still sucking blades mushroom tip off especially after willy passed
I don’t understand how he was drinking that much for so long, I drank Saturday and Sunday last week approx 1 bottle of vodka and a 12 pack of beer and I’m ONLY now recovering and I genuinely thought I was gonna die with heart pain, brain fog and panic attacks. So either he fakes a lot of his drunkeness or he is bout different
lmao becs gonna take down ip2 hahahhah
Yeah it's gonna snow in Hawaii tomorrow too
@@tedbell4416 actually it might snow nuclear fallout tomorrow in hawaii
I just noticed that t shirt. Thats awesome
5:15 brutal
Guy really thinks he's anything but a lolcow, everything else is cope.
Blade needs to stop being pathetic and figure it out. At least he's trying to better himself.
Idk man seeing this made me just feel bad for them 😢
Shout out TinTin2Newportz for keeping it litty. Till church ran him off.
do you guys that know him well enough to know if he actually isn't such a scumbag when he's sober, or is he just hiding it well right now? bc from what i've seen he's dr jekyll and mr hyde when he's drunk and sober, but i know lolcows well enough not to trust just what i see in a few videos, there's always more underneath.
Gym streams would be cool, watch the new arch of blade turning his life around im here for it
He has started those up and dropped them within days. Guy just doesn't want to get better.
Less views* than kingcobraJFS lmao
@figure it out, where does OnlyUseMeBlades stream?
The UA-cam channel name is right in front of you in the video and in the description, figure it out dood. It's @OUMB2
@FigureItOutTV thanks man, i thought he was banned from youtube from all the crazy clips I see of him, i didn't think that youtube would let him post this type of content on there platform so i didint even check, I checked kik and a few other platforms but yeah now that I've looked back in the video there's literally a yt symbol next to his name, appreciate it
This will save your health. I’m proud of you oumb. Keep it up.
Yeah, he could even learn about the Dutch Harm Reduction Model and how he needs to eat healthy and take supplements. Oatmeal, exercise, Thiamine, Vitamin D, and tons of water he could be a new man in a few months.
I'm all for blade going sober for as long as possible.