I'm an 8 foot tall meat monster and I died to a vending machine
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I made an 8 foot tall, 525 pound wrestler. They're 102 years old and were destroyed by a vending machine. Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p
#gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights
Tyler was the most heroic of Charborg’s wrestlers… he was a big monster man who mercilessly crushed his foes and was kind backstage, and didn’t murder anybody…. But necropantser from beyond hated his replacement.
Necropantser secretly planted a bomb in the vending machine
Tyler even had a smile of his face most of the time, too bad you can't see his face in any pictures
Tyler, was such a patient and considerate legend. Never saying no to fans, manager, or even his opponents.
@@TheCat_3 Hey that's not fair! They caught his lips and chin,
once.
@@fang4223 and then he d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶e̶r̶a̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ politely asked them to delete the picture as he is shy. Thats why they dont try to do it anymore.
I think Ruthless Rufus couldn’t stand being humiliated so many times by Tyler that he planted a bomb in the vending machine and assassinated him!! Unacceptable and we lost a legend at such a young age. May he rest in peace and may Rufus be put behind bars! #JusticeforTyler #VendingMachinesDontExplode
I fully support creating an entire conspiracy out of this #VendingMachinesDontExplode
He was 102 years old, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
the ripe young age of 102 😢 gone too soon
We demand justice!
#VendingMachinesDontExplode
I didn't even consider this but I think you're right. #VendingMachinesDontExplode
I'll be honest, I _assumed_ his death would've been caused by a physics glitch like the table incident. But no, that vending machine was out for blood.
believe it or not, the exploding vending machine is an intentional mechanic
@@afon8125 a secret little feature
@@afon8125 Why tho?
@@Tronnus presumably so it's healing mechanic isn't abused
Necropantser planted that damn bomb inside the vending machine
the part where ruthless rufus was talking so big while also slowly walking towards the exit got me so bad
only to be taken out by ONE move 🤣
He said it himself. He knew which one he intended to be.
@@littlehorror1057pfp source?
@@OmegaBestial-zq8ge Jitsu wa Watashi wa manga
@@littlehorror1057 Damm you're quick to respond, lol
I love the pure unadulterated chaos of MDicky games, man. That mic toss at 3:36 while they're both giving a heartfelt message to the fans straight up sent my sides into orbit.
that throw was extremely personal
i was laughing so hard. literally rolling on the floor
Whack ax just didn't like the way he was holding the microphone
Whack Ax is the REAL ultimate opportunist
I love that the "health" system is also used for other measurements, so your character loses health for attending a funeral as if a match just happened.
Tbf, mental health _is_ a thing
@@MirrorHall_Clay That is the said other measurement
@@MirrorHall_Clayyour mental health is the yellow bar if it goes too low you go crazy and if it goes max u get adrenaline
RIP Tyler, he'll be surely missed. Necropantser strikes again
now I like to imagine that Necropantser did this from beyond the grave, as if he were some sort of demon now haunting the ring
Necropantser attaching pipebombs to the back of vending machines? Oldest trick in the book. Can't believe we didn't see it coming
Curse you necropantser
@@booperscooper1491 necropantser must be an avid ss13 player if hes doing that
@@MagikLamo bro he's just gonna come back soon i swear
It's like when writers have to kill off the overpowered main character but they've run out of ideas
"Oh yeah, so then Superman went to get some gatorade, but there was a bomb in the vending machine. A kryptonite bomb. And he died so he couldn't just laser everything."
That death Just reminds me of Gus fring
Madara cof cof
@@alicestolze8327 they lock super man in a room, a crystal room, a crystal room with kryptonite, and kryptonite makes superman crazy....Crazy? superman was crazy once, they locked super man in a room.....
24:29
I find it funny that despite Charbo trying his hardest to make Necropantser a heel and be hated by everyone, Necropantser had the most friends out of all of his characters
They weren't his friends. They just wanted to be close to Necropantser so that they could beat his ass easier.
@@Spacebuggexcept for Ron, that was genuine friendship, or maybe, lov- nope just friendship
Gotta respect Ruthless Rufus for just always coming back. Even if all his bones could be broken, and he's been bisected across the waist, you STILL know he'd be nibbling on your ankles like
"I didn't hear no bell!"
"Rufus, I bit your ear off!"
With all the concussions; being DDT'd into concrete, full nelson suplexed, dropping from 8-9 feet in the air onto tylers knee; he probably doesnt even remember having any matches. hell, the last concussion, he thought they were friends 😂
@@zeedstun891 After you get suplexed by a guy the 25th time you start to gain an appreciation for them.
He’s the Monty Python Black Knight of wrestlers
The Prince Vegeta of Wrestling Empire
The universe could not accept Char actually doing well and had to intervene
by the universe you must mean NECROPANTSER!
@@rolland890 necropanster is one with the universe so yeah
The one time he doesn't play with the intelligence of a toddler and DSP and actually do well or decent it ends tragic
I love how he plays menacing music every time the vending machine appears
the foreshadowing of the vending machine always appearing and being used even before his death was perfect
I can't tell if Necropantser is striking at Tyler from the grave, or if Ruthless Rufus got sick of one too many ass beatings, but that vending machine was downright sabotaged!
There's a theory that the guy waiting in line for the vending machine before Tyler Die took it to his office, Miles Hardon, did it.
@@ghost.8836the two most common theories is that Rufus payed off Miles to put the bomb in the machine, as he knows that was Tyler’s most favorite place to stop. The other being that the vengeful spirit of the infamous serial killer necropantser has been slaying anyone who dares to be better than him at wrestling. Tyler was his polar opposite, and he couldn’t have him be the champ and live…. they say wrestlers all over have been dying mysteriously for no apparent reason, so this theory holds more weight than one might think…
@@Crackedcripple I mean it makes more sense that Ruffus rigged it himself, and caused it to malfunction so badly that it reacted to sodas inside of it like a fire reacts to gasoline and took down more then just Tyler
@@Crackedcripple I think both, Rufus summoned necropanster and told him to sabotage the vending machine, killing Tyler from the explosion.
Let’s say both
Can we take a moment to appreciate the effort Tyler put into dying?
Damn being early was worth it for once
so beautiful I'll shed a tear
@@Velossitee *just like how I’ll make him shed his skin*
@@aprender1952 scrumptious.
Appreciation put
Tyler Die...
Tie dye...
Tyler was too strong, so someone rigged his favorate vending machiene with a pipe bomb
Necropantser strikes again
@@kynonerize from beyond the grave
CM Punk?
They probably destroyed his bed too!
@@A.M.intheAM not that kind of pipebomb 😂
Tyler is EXACTLY what I'd imagine bigfoot would look like if he shaved
So uh if theoretically you were walking in the woods and you found a bigfoot in a hole and he offered you two pills one red one blue what would you do ?
@@blessedafricarains6429 I get offered pills from men in alleyways all the time, it’s obvious! Take both!
he is so strong even he breaks the laws of nature and his body goes through his belt
he absorbs it for more energy
es, that is completely possible. If he is strong enough, which is highly probable since I am assuming he is a fictional character, his muscles could rip though his belt and skin. This may be the case even if he is not strong enough, as muscles often times grow too large for the skin, especially in people with a condition known as myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy.
I'd like to think that Tyler Die's intro is so bassy ,because he is 102 and it's the only frequency he has left in his hearing
Can't believe Charborg finds pleasure in torturing such gentle souls, truly the most sadistic streamer of all time...
Yes 🥰
We’re reaching Jerma quality comments
@@burgbass Thank god they're kept apart, who knows what kinds of felonies and cruel acts of wanton anarchy they'd commit if they tag teamed together...
@@burgbass which is funny because Jerma LOVED this game
@@asimplekoala6687 they interacted on the among us stream... something wicked may be on the horizon
I was laughing till my sides were in mortal pain after the bathroom incident, and then the vending machine exploded and my cat noped right off my lap.
i love the sound effect every time tyler is near the vending machine, perfect foreshadowing
Just like ol caboose, taking a nap in the butchers kitchen
It’s amazing that Charborg did what no photographer in this game could and got a picture of Tyler Die’s face for the thumbnail
These Wrestling videos are ridiculously entertaining, Tyler was a real one 😔
Gotta be honest, that mic hitting Tyler straight in the nose was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while!
Watching the clips over and playing the game myself I can confirm Tie Dye didn't shit himself but instead the fan who wanted the autograph meaning he was so exicted to meet his hero that he expelled his colon on the spot
?????What are you talking about
@@BintangGaryo did you not watch the video??
@@boodle399 wdym? What video?
@@BintangGaryo I don't know, I mean I don't even exist I'm just your own personal subconscious manifested and reflected back at you! You're not even commenting on a video right now, it's all a dream Haryo. You need to wake up the accident was 4 months ago, you need to wake up
WAKE UP
I miss widow form the clawbster
Tyler beat Rufus so hard that he started to think they were friends
That one dude who had to wait in line at the vending machine had a crazy villan arc. Stole the vending machine from Tyler's office, and even planted the bomb smh
I can't believe that charborg has gotten this good at the game, just the absolute W's in this video are insane
to be fair Tyler is like 6 times the weight of his opponents
@@conit4125 yeah, and he had 99 strength and 84 skill
Yeah, sadly it had to end
But all those W's though
Its nice to see Chrbrg actually try to win the matches
The implementation of Chekov's vending machine had me in stitches
“Union Jack would’ve been happy to see how this turned out!”
Funeral IMMEDIATELY bursts into chaos
Goddamn Ruthless Rufus knew Tyler’s only weakness being food and planted a C4 plastic explosive under the vending machine that bastard
I mean...in all fairness, if you had to kill an 8 ft tall, 525 lbs mountain of hair dye and stretch marks, C4 should immediately spring to mind.
12:48
He literally recreated the scene from Better Call Saul when Jimmy brought his expensive desk to the small office
the irony of the vending machine being the thing that kills him
Bro he’s the opposite of the necropantser, tall and had a short life
tall, *successful*, and had a short life
He is also meaty unlike necropantser
nice, always in good health, and in good legal condition
And hasnt taken a single soul
necropantser can be seen on a sign in first fight that says "finish him" this means necropantser is canonicly a god of death
Jesus...
Even the game itself can't let _CHRBRG_ have nice things.
Not even once.
Rip tyler, one if not the strongest charborg character in the history of death, may he rest in bozo. 😢
Credit where it’s due, he took that title to the grave with him. To the great subway track in the sky.
I never get sick of watching you play this, but I definitely miss Necropantser’s “antics” 🤣
The shit talking as he slowly sneaks toward the exit was pure gold xD
I just found you and literally spent the last 36 hours binge watching both channels. There hasn't been a single video that hasn't made me at least cackle in the first 30 seconds like you do. I sincerely needed every laugh you and your friends have provided me. It means a lot more than you know. I want to catch a stream sometime soon. Working a full-time overnight job sucks
Tyler: *throws gun at his opponent
Also Tyler: He’s got a gun!!!
My new headcanon regarding the charborg wrestling empire cinematic universe is that Necropantser faked his death and is continuing his murderous antics from the shadows, pulling the strings and causing every new death. In 2024 he has become a feared urban legend of the wrestling world, with the superstitious among them believing that his spirit is just as restless in death as he was in life, still hellbent on murdering his fellow wrestlers.
Tyler's design is actually really great honestly
This might be the kindest, less than a sadistic wrestler Charborb ever created lol
R.I.P, he was the best wrestler, world champion with a 100% win rate
I dont know if Im right but here goes: the reason the vending machine blew up was because of a drink exploding, drinks in mdickie games are rng based explosives that can explode when dropped or explode, and yes, can even blow up dynamite and vending machines. My guess is that the vending machine dropped a beer bottle or water bottle, and it exploded on impact causing the vending machine to explode and tyler goes mimimimi.
MDickie did it on purpose, when he was teasing the vending machines he showed that they exploded. It's to prevent spamming.
@@ghost.8836oh ok that also explains it
Ruthless Rufus is trying to follow the Necropantser's legacy by trying to KEEP IT HARDCORE!
Asking Rufus why he's Ruthless is like asking the sun why it shines
3:35 bro was so mad you laughed at his stutter LMAOKK
3:31 my theory is that since Charborg made him stutter, his was so angry that even the A.I couldn't hold back and he throws the mic into Dye's forehead.
To be fair it was a miracle he made it to 102 being 500+lbs and 8 feet tall 🤣 now I just want the shortest, fattest wrestler you can make. Call him "Cannonball" and all he wants is to interrupt matches and drop on people from ladders 👌
He must be half giant or something
Ruthless Rufus restarting the match and mid speech heading for the exit was so fucking funny
The best wrestler he has had so far by a long shot and he fucken dies to vending machine exploding. Honestly amazing
"Friends? I'm gonna skin you!" LMFAO
Not so fun fact: Ruthless Rufus is based in a wrestler called Bruiser Brody, sadly he was murdered in the 1980s by José González. González never entered prison.
That ending was so dumb but hilarious. What a twist.
Thank you for your videos they are really helping me get through the state that im in right now, i've never felt worse in my life but when i watch these i can just forget about everything thats going on
Same
Hey man, I don’t know what’s going on in your life, but I wish you better things to come. Life can be awful sometimes, but this, too, shall pass. Hang in there.
22:18 "wait why am I holding my ass?"
"gets flashbacks"
"WAIT I GOTTA GET TO THE BATHROOM
Rufus told tydie that he hated so much that they wanted to fight him outside the ring, before their match. He then got beat up. He went into the match injured, and lost. He then fought him again, and lost his world title. He then fought him again, drawee, and they agreed to extend the time, where he lost. Then they were friends for a match and Rufus lost again. Rufus then assinated tydie with a vending machine bomb.
I was laughing the whole time on the stream, such a good UA-camr/game combination.
If only Necropanster had the chance to take on Tyler before he died 😭
had me in tears when tyler copped a mic to the eye while trying to offer a eulogy to the man who's coffin he burned
i loved your videos so much i bought the game and have been having a blast, keep up the good work!
The Vending Machine (of Death) overdosed on money and exploded, but what isn't shown is that it actually created a nuclear explosion and killed almost everyone in the facility including Tyler Die.
Tyler Die is probably the nicest character charborg has ever created but was still a menace in the ring.
The Graveyard background made me think he was playing one of MDickie's other games, Extra Lives. It would be hilarious to see Charborg play Super City if it ever got a 3D version too
Omg this is the SADDEST plot twist ever I am actually CRYING WTF
man call ruthless rufus whatever you want that man had determination
This proves that Necropantser could've been a great wrestler if just he was taller
Don't think anyones brought this up, but Ruthless Rufus is based on real life wrestling legend Bruiser Brody who, in perfect parallel to losing to Tyler Die in a steel cage instantly, faced off against Lex Luger in a cage match and literally scared Lex into breaking the script of wrestling and just straight up leaving. What Char says after the match is what a lot of fans in the attendance that night probably felt.
That vending machine explosion was no accident. You were to powerful and they had to get rid of you.
Tyler's last words "Hey cheers brother! this banana goes out to you, let me get a couple more"
late but technically his last words were "why?"
@@yingyangorsomethingidontknow it's A narrator's word
@@rickrolld9023 ah, i thought tyler was the one who said that
@@rickrolld9023And what were Grampire's last words?
Theory: Rufus placed a bomb in the vending machine knowing Tyler uses it alot
the ominous music every time the vending machine was onscreen cracked me tf up
I can see this being a show on TLC, "My big fat 600 pound wrestling career".
The suspense everytime he's near the vending machine
Gotta love how Berlaine straight up just browned his pants and then gaslit Charborg into thinking it was him
Him being sat on the toilet and the “Show finished” caption appearing was so perfectly timed
He died doing what he loved 😔
Idea. What if you made a character that the viewers voiced? That would be dope. I can just imagine everyone in chat saying kill!
Never a day goes by without me thinking of Tyler Die & how he snapped body parts for a living.
He will be missed.
0:24 the disgusted face lol
ur videos are always great, love wrestling empire mate
3:35 bro xD he was going to say something nice and man just yeeted it
8:59 american police
Tyler was assassinated "This banana goes to you" is such a quote the one about to be killed ussualy says
I shed one huge big tear for this. And im not kidding.
Ruthless Rufus was literally insane to keep challenging this man daily.
9:00
Him planting that gun and yelling he’s got a gun and just whale diving onto his broken body has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen all day
Rip Tyler Dieurden, first rule of fight club…
Dang I'm just surprised Tyler was still wrestling at the age of 102 lmao
Dude was literally built different
Like Necropantser, Tyler died doing what he love, getting snacks out if the vending machine. RIP 😞
I watched this stream and I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I was absolutely dying when the vending machine blew up lmao
love how charborg’s most op fighter gets randomly killed by an exploding vending machine, not even something interesting like subway
I love this series soo much, can't stop laughing 😂😂
10:50 dude literally just lifted himself up like I lift myself into bed smh
19:09 was hilarious 😂😂
My body don't jiggle jiggle it folds over and dies