How to Pick up Girls (Literally)

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  • @jakenbakeLIVE
    @jakenbakeLIVE  5 років тому +149

    Hope to see you little VOD Losers in LA next week when we see Water again!

    • @Sammm30
      @Sammm30 5 років тому

      No u

    • @Nauq00
      @Nauq00 5 років тому

      I feel abused right now... but see you next week!

    • @shinyfacesyndrome4650
      @shinyfacesyndrome4650 5 років тому +2

      Sorry to hear that you broke up with Water. There are many other honey babies to select from..

    • @brandonarmstrong4947
      @brandonarmstrong4947 4 роки тому +2

      I might be a VOD loser, but you’re gay

    • @falconions3945
      @falconions3945 2 роки тому

      Ohh shut UP! i am watching this years later

  • @yallknowwhoiam7036
    @yallknowwhoiam7036 5 років тому +792

    I tried this here in the US
    My court date is next week

    • @krnjo1149
      @krnjo1149 5 років тому +7

      yallknow whoiam Im dying rn

    • @pain885
      @pain885 4 роки тому +74

      I tried this in india and I just woke up from coma

    • @thatguy4974
      @thatguy4974 4 роки тому +48

      i tried this in japan and the girl picked me up insted by the neck

    • @sandro6411
      @sandro6411 4 роки тому +27

      I tryed this in mother russia and i woke up in brazil
      Not rlly

    • @sandro6411
      @sandro6411 4 роки тому +2

      Lmfao

  • @ZaddY102
    @ZaddY102 5 років тому +118

    8:00 WHAAAAATTTT.. he literally just picks up them girls wwwwaaaaatttt

  • @simonriley983
    @simonriley983 5 років тому +140

    18:14 dude that scene had me dying 😂😂

  • @pelletubbies
    @pelletubbies 4 роки тому +98

    Goes to China to learn Chinese, defaults to English as much as possible. Can't even get out a maidanglao for McD's. Teaches Water English in English, not by using Chinese. Is still understood most of the time. Well done.

  • @BIGMACBURGER
    @BIGMACBURGER 5 років тому +216

    i almost hate how cute these two are together

    • @swipegetem3480
      @swipegetem3480 2 роки тому +6

      Hater

    • @ze-tw0027
      @ze-tw0027 2 роки тому

      Well suc on it

    • @jmdev31584
      @jmdev31584 2 роки тому

      @@swipegetem3480 you are right haha. (We) should be that way haha

  • @matthew-tq7fj
    @matthew-tq7fj 5 років тому +83

    Editor missed showing the super drunk girl after the schoolgirl scene. Ran to Jake and Water and said hello then started saying hello to everyone around her lol.

    • @נעמיסגל
      @נעמיסגל 5 місяців тому

      do you know how can i watch this broadcast?? what date maybe lol? I am hoping for a miracle

  • @arhenyss
    @arhenyss 5 років тому +55

    Wow, I wasn't expecting this title to actually be legit

  • @dekadis
    @dekadis 5 років тому +36

    I can see... Water really love Jake... and Jake my man.... Your the best IRL streamer i've ever seen. Thank for the hours of cool shit.

  • @Nightmare200
    @Nightmare200 5 років тому +126

    VOD Winners! Pog

    • @ai9862
      @ai9862 5 років тому +4

      We're indeed the best. We have responsibilities unlike those geeks who watch live.

    • @sandro6411
      @sandro6411 4 роки тому

      Yessir

  • @kristofit4827
    @kristofit4827 2 роки тому +10

    I tried this in South America got robbed at gun point and the girl left with the thieves.

  • @onii-chain
    @onii-chain 4 роки тому +12

    i just can’t get over the fast and furious old man noodle driver man

  • @torin1001
    @torin1001 5 років тому +24

    This looked like a great stream. Keep up the great content Jake!

  • @user-qwertyuiop1
    @user-qwertyuiop1 5 років тому +47

    damnn its 3am here and you upload it damnn, i will watch this before i sleep.

  • @hexkjelberg3973
    @hexkjelberg3973 5 років тому +14

    13:17 man jake is a beast

  • @williamgarcia1995
    @williamgarcia1995 4 роки тому +14

    5:12 Jake predicted 2020

  • @ziennalee7310
    @ziennalee7310 4 роки тому +10

    how can he speak so many languages i'm cryingggggg and his accent is so good too

  • @MrEtown87
    @MrEtown87 5 років тому +30

    V-OmegaLoL-D Legends right here!

  • @zobbycar2728
    @zobbycar2728 4 роки тому +17

    This made me remember how awkward love can be lol

  • @mil6es
    @mil6es 5 років тому +11

    Water was steaming by the end of the VOD 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davideojockey6237
    @davideojockey6237 5 років тому +15

    17:31 WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU GOT THE UPPER HAND

  • @1resscue
    @1resscue 2 роки тому +5

    14:20 what the guy doin in the background ahaahaha

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 2 роки тому +7

    3:57 until here I didn‘t realize it was Shanghai.. I was like why is there a Shanghai related artwork in Japan lol
    The woman who drank water didn‘t look Japanese too really now that I think about it
    4:53 those Japanese sounds and I think the woman too doesn‘t make it any better

  • @undeadsphinxx
    @undeadsphinxx 3 роки тому +7

    If he tried that in america, it'd be a whole another story lol

  • @swahun8978
    @swahun8978 4 роки тому +5

    he doesn't understand that that shit they riding on is dangerous because people get into a lot of accidents thats why shes frighten, and those people driving it ignore them lights.

  • @ajbear9534
    @ajbear9534 2 роки тому +1

    13.11
    hold on a sec, when Jake said he didn't have underwear for the next day, the girl said he can wear hers? 🤣

  • @VenomPlays-z
    @VenomPlays-z 4 роки тому +14

    We know what's really happened when he stop he's stream 😂😂

  • @pimenefusarund8379
    @pimenefusarund8379 2 роки тому +5

    so im a bit confused, was he streaming on twitch in china? and if so how?

  • @Nb2969ftw
    @Nb2969ftw 5 років тому +10

    Not sure if Water's drunk or not anymore

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 2 роки тому +2

    18:32 I thought he had a gf why is he leaving
    18:44 so was he in Tokyo before

  • @coolsushi5565
    @coolsushi5565 4 роки тому +3

    5:02 someone said corona in the chat?? how did they know at that time? corona was absolutely nothing back then or am I wrong?

  • @razzakksa
    @razzakksa 5 років тому +12

    Just marry water already.

  • @goransvraka3171
    @goransvraka3171 2 роки тому +1

    They doing it cavemen style....it works because it's so bold and women love it when you take charge!

  • @mariodeterala4348
    @mariodeterala4348 2 роки тому +16

    How to pick up girls:
    1. You need to be handsome
    2. You don't need anything else because you already failed at number 1 😊

    • @Musashi-i8y
      @Musashi-i8y 2 роки тому +7

      Jokes on you, I'm gorgeous

  • @baroquer
    @baroquer 2 роки тому

    When two are kiddin' n laugin' this way - that's LOVE

  • @russelldsouza7738
    @russelldsouza7738 11 місяців тому

    8:25 How? How tf does bro do that ?! Twice, twice he picked up(literally) random girls off the street and started making out with them.

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 2 роки тому +1

    12:07 what?? Are they still together?

  • @JeremyBergen
    @JeremyBergen 4 роки тому +6

    Drinking corona in china, what an irony. If he only knew.

  • @lukeshaddick4105
    @lukeshaddick4105 Рік тому +4

    This is what Andrew Tate wishes to be but can never be them

  • @ziennalee7310
    @ziennalee7310 4 роки тому +4

    whatttt how are the girls not creeped out by randomly getting picked up by a guy

  • @jayreal2084
    @jayreal2084 3 роки тому +9

    I tried this in Canada
    We apologized and continued on with our day.

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 2 роки тому

    0:30 is he working besides twitch?

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 2 роки тому +1

    16:17 why did her english sound so good

  • @shikangakstein562
    @shikangakstein562 2 роки тому

    They got Tortillas just chillin around?
    Time to move BB

  • @Exolofy
    @Exolofy 5 років тому +3

    7:05 where is this? what city

  • @gam3ron335
    @gam3ron335 4 роки тому +6

    5:10 he drinks corona beer in china before it all started. Random? I don't think so.

  • @afumadooo
    @afumadooo 2 роки тому +2

    He reminds me of those Chinese novel protagonists

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 2 роки тому +3

    18:27 button up her shirt

  • @maxflores3276
    @maxflores3276 2 роки тому +3

    it was very sweet of you to give the lady water. chat was weird

  • @TheOfficialRybot
    @TheOfficialRybot 2 роки тому +1

    Can you confirm if you bagged Water?
    Ty Jake

  • @ZaddY102
    @ZaddY102 5 років тому +14

    13:11 hahaha xD man Jake is so hyped up hahaha xD 😆😆😆👍👍👍👍⭐⭐⭐⭐ 16:03 water is adorable hahaha 🤣🤣🤣man Jake o Jake.. ty so much for making us VOD laugh and sharing your journey with us.. Best IRL streamer .. that's all.. hats off to u man.👍👍👍😊😊

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 2 роки тому +1

    6:36 he didn‘t even pick her up then did he
    How did Jake see

  • @seneca1723
    @seneca1723 2 роки тому +1

    How did they met?!?

  • @idneas6591
    @idneas6591 2 роки тому

    At first i just click the vid until someone picked up a girl and i see (literally)

  • @apredator4gb
    @apredator4gb 5 років тому +2

    Water is a nice lady.

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 2 роки тому +1

    15:58 admit what

  • @anthony8390
    @anthony8390 2 роки тому +2

    You forget to add one main factor is you have a camera and are streaming. Many women simply will flock due to that.

  • @mtc2190
    @mtc2190 5 років тому +2

    What city is that? Doesnt feel like mainland china

    • @harryjang3408
      @harryjang3408 5 років тому

      Meeting The Community Well Nanjing Road is in Shanghai so... Shanghai I guess

  • @Wazupzify
    @Wazupzify 5 років тому +15

    VOD Friends :)

  • @ZaddY102
    @ZaddY102 5 років тому +3

    Alright VOD!! 😎😎😎

  • @twosavage4186
    @twosavage4186 10 місяців тому

    Ha jokes on you watching 4 years later 😂

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 2 роки тому +1

    19:15 I saw her name is water lol

  • @dogg755
    @dogg755 2 роки тому

    That pickup guy has fingernails like an old witch. If he tried his charms in the West, girls would think he was a homeless person, maybe buy him a coffee to keep warm.

  • @carljet77
    @carljet77 5 років тому +2

    VOD WINS.

  • @PARISONFIRE
    @PARISONFIRE 2 роки тому

    picking up wasted girls while drinking water. im not sure if i hate or hate it.

  • @drvince0725
    @drvince0725 2 роки тому +1

    I wish I had the balls to just do that but then again I’m not in china

  • @blyth4253
    @blyth4253 4 роки тому

    Does anyone has the vod for the last part of the video??

  • @gabrielbay9739
    @gabrielbay9739 2 роки тому

    Can you send me the page of that pick up artist?...

  • @xtheriptide259x4
    @xtheriptide259x4 4 роки тому +1

    Dude how did jake predict corona 5:11

  • @theaquaticdesert
    @theaquaticdesert 5 років тому

    come on guys dinner xD that made me laugh so hard!

  • @davirichzter742
    @davirichzter742 3 роки тому +25

    Basically to pick any girl up in Japan you have to be American and that’s it

    • @jc-rei3325
      @jc-rei3325 2 роки тому +3

      this is china tho lol

    • @kristofit4827
      @kristofit4827 2 роки тому +3

      Jbw-pill

    • @pancakes_go2940
      @pancakes_go2940 2 роки тому +12

      And white

    • @jebbo-c1l
      @jebbo-c1l 2 роки тому +9

      no you have to be handsome and charismatic. Also this is China not Japan

    • @ddp47297
      @ddp47297 2 роки тому +1

      Mental colonialism

  • @joelim5010
    @joelim5010 2 роки тому +7

    Jake couldn't believe he got out alphed by another sigma male. It's usually him that do the stealing but now the tides have turned.

    • @ddp47297
      @ddp47297 2 роки тому

      Lol sIgMa mAlE

  • @AlphaM87
    @AlphaM87 3 роки тому

    what city is this?

  • @OogyLix
    @OogyLix 2 роки тому

    Six thousand subscribers?

  • @Emira-V6
    @Emira-V6 11 місяців тому

    15:54 HAHAHAHA

  • @2cool0
    @2cool0 2 роки тому

    noway that egyptian part was real

  • @VzKraazy
    @VzKraazy 5 років тому +2

    JakenBakeVoD wooooo 🙌

  • @GK4F12
    @GK4F12 4 роки тому

    In Japan?

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 2 роки тому

    5:28 I thought he meant the guys lol I was like since when id he so rude
    Given that he was jokingly insulting chat too

  • @luismercado6048
    @luismercado6048 2 роки тому

    Keeps stressing he had a message never says the most important thing if it ended with happy 😊...

  • @tytyghyhyh
    @tytyghyhyh 4 роки тому +1

    Who is the girl of the emote when someone subscribe

  • @rayy9912
    @rayy9912 3 роки тому

    The last is really cute... ❤🥰✌

  • @aezgamo8331
    @aezgamo8331 2 роки тому

    Dayum. Im going to japan soon😂😂😂......girls seem easy 🤣

  • @julianr8915
    @julianr8915 5 років тому +3

    U cut the best parts DansGame

  • @wolffang7877
    @wolffang7877 5 років тому

    THE SHIP IS CANNON AAAAAA SPAM THE REPLAY BOIS

  • @0111-k9m
    @0111-k9m 3 роки тому

    Man pulled code miko

  • @user-hi3xm3no7o
    @user-hi3xm3no7o 3 роки тому

    Fake Taxi

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 2 роки тому

    18:00 I thought Mc‘s

  • @zeiss3519
    @zeiss3519 2 роки тому +1

    Wtf man.... I need to move out

    • @keestar8740
      @keestar8740 2 роки тому

      I was legit thinking the same bro XD

    • @NoVisionGuy
      @NoVisionGuy 2 роки тому

      @@keestar8740 If you're white then 99% chance you'd get a girl in any Asian countries lol

  • @Saens406
    @Saens406 5 років тому

    is water drunk or what

  • @Crimzzon
    @Crimzzon 5 років тому

    VOD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS UNITE

  • @vincentlaw4020
    @vincentlaw4020 5 років тому +2

    This video was so good

  • @favoriteanimes2970
    @favoriteanimes2970 3 роки тому +1

    You too are so lovely

  • @sunnylangthasa7301
    @sunnylangthasa7301 3 роки тому

    For this wat i can guess is japanese people r the friendliest

    • @zyloz88
      @zyloz88 2 роки тому

      china bruh

  • @posivibegaming9299
    @posivibegaming9299 2 роки тому

    That girl was very pretty

  • @lunsei
    @lunsei 3 роки тому

    Yur gf so lovely keep her safe 😂😂

  • @dhruvsingh6739
    @dhruvsingh6739 2 роки тому

    I want what they have wtf 😭

  • @Bookake-2
    @Bookake-2 5 років тому

    Vod Squad!

  • @Azra3lzGaming
    @Azra3lzGaming 5 років тому

    Yea bitch at least I'm watching it hahahahaha

  • @Bobbelboy
    @Bobbelboy 5 років тому +4

    wait what, jake and water are together now?! O_o

    • @villafilms3230
      @villafilms3230 5 років тому +3

      I don't know if I could take ur comment seriously lol

    • @Bobbelboy
      @Bobbelboy 5 років тому

      @@villafilms3230 i mean it ...can u explain to me?

    • @mariomaer4746
      @mariomaer4746 5 років тому +3

      @@Bobbelboy have been for 9 months now at least

    • @Bobbelboy
      @Bobbelboy 5 років тому +3

      @@mariomaer4746 whoooat, okay, i guess i missed something O_o but thanks for telling me

    • @unauthored
      @unauthored 5 років тому

      VOD Loser 😂😂😂