Ally is easily amused. That's why i like him on football commentaries. Though he has toned it down a bit in recent years. We need some more humour in football commentaries.
I asked Gareth Southgate to pass the salt and pepper in a cafe. He asked Saka to pass it back to Rice who passed it back to Trippier who passed it sideways to Trent Alexander Arnold who passed it back to Pickford who passed it to me after holding on to it for a couple of minutes.
It would have made more sense to have mentioned a chequered tablecloth and then maybe the penny would have dropped for her. Bless. I wonder if he got to the end of the meal and said; "check mate". 😂
@Staypositiveinthepresentsoul No it isn't. This joke was about in the States over 50 years ago (1960's). Jackie Mason told it about asking Bobby Fischer to pass the pepper, in an American Diner etc etc. Vine may have told it at some point, but I never heard it from him, and it's definitely not his joke
That is how to play it girl . Sometimes it shows good manners not to understand some jokes 😂 especially the backpage reviewers 😅.Tell him he Kensit down.😉
It doesn’t take that much IQ to figure out the salt n pepper shakers are the chess pieces and he’s contemplating his move….i mean come on wakey wakey lol
Ally tbf would laugh hard at the wind blowing. A good joke yes and provides a light chuckle, but Ally is a big child as we know, so can't be taken too seriously.
Absolutely my favourite radio moment ever. Ally & Jeff's reaction is just priceless & worth watching repeatedly....which I do.
The sound of genuine giggling and laughing is fantastic. 😄😄😄
I came for the joke… and I stayed for the laughter.
I was listening to this live it certainly put a smile on my face and brightened up my day, great stuff guys 👍
How can you not love Mccoist?? He's just the best 😂😂😂
Especially his fake laugh 😂
He reallly is !
@@davetitterton5914 his enthusiasm for the sport is so apparent! You could tell he watch a seven a side kick about and still be loving it!!
this guys an imposter dont be fooled by this orange clown
McCoist is awesome
I listened to this on the way to work this is hilarious
😂😂😂 can't believe she didn't get it.😂😂😂😂
Ally is easily amused. That's why i like him on football commentaries. Though he has toned it down a bit in recent years. We need some more humour in football commentaries.
Terrible commentator, so annoying.
@@pairofpints I like his enthusiasm. He gets on with everybody. Most Co commentators are just so boring.
@@pairofpints you must be so miserable
@@pairofpints
You are a tosser. 🖕🇬🇧
That was funny I wasn't expecting that one... Gary Kasparov 😆🤣🤣and then laughing at ally 😆🤣🤣🏴 brilliant
“By the way”. Mcoist is a joy to listen to. “he really is”
Laughter truly is the best medicine ❤
I nearly choked laughing top man gribbo
So funny watching them read it at same time and start laughing at same time 😂
Gribo just broke talksport 😅
Hes still checking this feed every minutes for that extra dopamine hit 😂
I was dying on the way to work 😂 I’ve watched this a tonne of times since as their faces are a picture *im now googling the joke as I didn’t get it 😂*
You did get it. It's just a terrible joke.
This has made my week man 😂😂😂
Im back again absolutely brilliant
Shebhan is a massive buzzkill
She’s awful, shouldn’t be anywhere near a mic
Is Shebhan the Scottish version of Siobhán..? 🤔
Not really
Why?
Brilliant, made my day.
I asked Gareth Southgate to pass the salt and pepper in a cafe. He asked Saka to pass it back to Rice who passed it back to Trippier who passed it sideways to Trent Alexander Arnold who passed it back to Pickford who passed it to me after holding on to it for a couple of minutes.
Not great pal
That's a better joke.
saw this during the euro`s so clearly stolen without giving credit trying to be clever lol
Rule number 1. Dont try n steal someones thunder unless its funnier, which this wasnt.
people who played chess would get it straight away, 😂
Absolutely howling man that’s funny. And the lassie is clueless!!
How can a person on sports show not get it....chess, slamming the timer 😂
Ally is brilliant ❤️👍🏴
I'm just trying to visualise Gary Kasparov sitting at a table with a chequered tablecloth deciding whether to pass the salt first or the pepper 🤣🤣🤣
love it ally, watched it afew times and hes totally lost it. :DDDDDDDDDD
absolute genius 😂😂😂
LEGENDARY.🌟.
Love ally 😂❤
Brilliant lads!
When a joke goes right over the head of a person who obviously isn’t educated in the art of chess!!
By the way! - With the greatest respect! - However!... McCoist!
Look at mcoists big red alky face😂😂
I bet Siobhan is a barrel of laughs at home....
Just listen to Ally Mcoists laugh he's going to do hiself sme damage 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
I told Ally MCcoist a joke once............he laughed for 26 minutes
Funniest part of this clip is that the woman doesnt get the joke HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
It would have made more sense to have mentioned a chequered tablecloth and then maybe the penny would have dropped for her. Bless.
I wonder if he got to the end of the meal and said; "check mate". 😂
Brilliant!
That is actually brilliant that joke! 😂😂😂
No
Ally required a Y front change after that ....pissed himself and broke 2 ribs !
She didn’t get it 😂
Honestly surprised hes no pished himself on that show et some point 😂😂
Trust a woman to say... I don't get it ffs 😂
Crying here!! 😂😂😂
Could not hear the second part of the joke through the laughter after pass the salt & pepper..??
He said it took him 20min to pass it i think
He was thinking of the implication of moving the salt and pepper and took 26 minutes, didn't want to make a wrong move on the board.
A serious chess player. Its a golden joke. @@redshift8302
Unbelievable Jeff
That is fantastic 😂
Honestly mcoist FFS over the top laughing to create theater baw bag and I'm a gers fan
I get the joke, but I don't get it as much as them two did lol
Brilliant 😂
It's a Tim Vine joke
That's a tim vine joke
It isn't
@GRIBBO-77 yes it is
@Staypositiveinthepresentsoul No it isn't. This joke was about in the States over 50 years ago (1960's). Jackie Mason told it about asking Bobby Fischer to pass the pepper, in an American Diner etc etc. Vine may have told it at some point, but I never heard it from him, and it's definitely not his joke
She don’t get it 🤣🤣🤣
That's an old joke
Class....Lol
Class
That is how to play it girl . Sometimes it shows good manners not to understand some jokes 😂 especially the backpage reviewers 😅.Tell him he Kensit down.😉
Is that it?? Easily pleased!!
Jeeeez, you would be the life & soul at a party. 😂
@@ononewheellad Well its funny but the way they went on it was the greatest joke ever toid!!
@@kissfan6321 👍
how does she not get the joke though lol
Probably doesn’t know who Garry Kasparov is. Or what chess is.
The thing is Kasparov wouldn't have taken that long.
I Dont get it either
123k views, im responsible for 110k of them, quality...
Thats an old one.
I watched Jeff for years on Soccer Saturday and never seen him laugh so hard 😂 Ally though, his laughs contagious, he’s always having a laugh 😆
Maybe the girl did not get the joke as she is a "Draughts" fan or "Checkers" for our USA friends.
Uploading half the joke?
No. The whole joke was there. Didn't you get it?
@@GeoPz. 😴
Let's face it McCoist has nothing else to laugh about
Is he not like the 4th highest scorer at your stadium??
15/12/24 . My My My what a Beautiful Sunday My what a Wonderful day 👍
Bless her…different generation with no sense of humour! Probably never been in a cafe with a checkered table cloth.
Why does her not getting the joke mean she has no sense of humour?
It's got nothing to do with a tablecloth!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I Just lost it 26 mins .
I couldn’t understand the punchline with them laughing so hard
Forgot to mention it was because it was a chequered table cloth ! Old joke ffs
Oh, the joke Tim Vine done years ago 😒
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I Must have missed something what was the joke.
Yea its a good joke but calm down Ally
It happens to everyone! Sometimes a joke, no matter how silly it is just gets you!!
Daves fun at parties miserable little prick
This clip got kind of awkward about halfway in when it was obvious Jeff was over it but Ally just kept at it.
Don't understand
We don't deserve McCoist.
f--king right we dont
Don’t think many people will get this joke
Is it funny tho?
It doesn’t take that much IQ to figure out the salt n pepper shakers are the chess pieces and he’s contemplating his move….i mean come on wakey wakey lol
@@loopvil369if you get it then it’s funny. It’s most likely not funny if you don’t get it.
That’s how jokes work
It ain't funny at all ...
@@samprizeman4509no u can get it and not find it funny...as jokes go ,it was ok....them laughing now that was funny 😂✌️
Lads, get over it. It's not that funny
I like how the bird doesn't get it. Lets keep adding women to football. Definitely a worthwhile exercise.
I hate people who try and ruin others laughing, bloody buzz kill or what. Whether she got the joke or not, let the lads laugh, leave them alone.
Don't get it
I got the joke but come on its not that funny in fact I think Shaban was nearer the mark .
Ally tbf would laugh hard at the wind blowing. A good joke yes and provides a light chuckle, but Ally is a big child as we know, so can't be taken too seriously.
Would have been better if it was 26 moves
No it wouldn’t
Ally wee bit ott
😂😂
Dead funny 🙄
Now that’s two gammon’s who got hammered the night before. And for her saying she doesn’t get it 🤦🏻♂️ Jesus Christ
Both are easily amused.
Whys it funny ?
Mc coist is utter cringe
Women really don't get jokes do they? No surprise.
I just cant listen to either of them. It’s just forced shite jokes
Jeff still superb,ally not bad lol
I couldn't make out the punchline
Standard over the top, unfunny reaction to something not really funny. 6am TalkSPORT.
You're great fun, aren't you!
Oh no, did I upset you with my opinion, bless your little wokey socks. At least you’re a Villa fan 💜💙
@SimonWillcockAntiques 🤣 You sad little man
@SimonWillcockAntiques Oh, you're a Villa fan. I take it back. Yeah, it's not funny at all, Talksport.
Decent joke but not that funny.