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“I Don’t Know That I Can Afford to Get Into Heaven”- The New Negroes - Full Episode

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  • Опубліковано 23 лют 2023
  • Josh Johnson, Will Miles and Dwayne Kennedy discuss being told you have a white voice, reading other people’s texts, “Black Panther” and more, and Percy Miracles and Open Mike Eagle write a song about how to get into Heaven.
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    Original airdate: May 31, 2019
    About The New Negroes with Baron Vaughn & Open Mike Eagle:
    The New Negroes with Baron Vaughn & Open Mike Eagle is a socially aware stand-up and music series. Vaughn and Eagle took inspiration for the series and title from the term “New Negro,” as popularized during the Harlem Renaissance, and it refers to Black Americans speaking up, telling their own stories and affirming their various identities to dismantle outdated assumptions and beliefs.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 137

  • @deletednomas4095
    @deletednomas4095 Рік тому +341

    Me waiting for a new Josh Johnson to drop

  • @fortyleaf666
    @fortyleaf666 Рік тому +15

    WOW! What a smart and hilarious individual. Josh Johnson

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Рік тому +115

    This man makes me miss talking on the phone to my Grandmom

    • @1traphistory
      @1traphistory Рік тому

      “Huh??”

    • @aguglielmo9
      @aguglielmo9 Рік тому

      Wild how random things remind us of our loved ones, That is how I feel when I hear Joey Diaz -makes me miss my daddy and im thankful for those reminders

  • @TM-np5lq
    @TM-np5lq Рік тому +33

    WOW. Loved the slick intro sequence that nudged and slapped a smile to my soul: retro references to black entertainment (Motown, 90s Sitcoms, Jazz , 1940s tap dancing, Coming to America) The intro song "Dont try to/ Brand us/ or put us /in hand cuffs,,,,You think you seen it all/ word/Think before you talk/you sound absurd "So rich with vibrant visual call backs and craackling with social consciousness.... A glance at the sub- titles: [HiP-HoP MUSIC PLAYiNG *Of COURsE] Lord, I swear, LMAO Interesting. Very well done, refreshing and smart.

  • @mariekastler5391
    @mariekastler5391 Рік тому +27

    Love me some Josh Johnson!!!

  • @theafrotect
    @theafrotect Рік тому +12

    "Don't worry about when I'M coming back! DON"T WORRY ABOUT IT!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @martyallen6931
    @martyallen6931 Рік тому +36

    Dwayne Kennedy nailed the grandma voice 😭😭🤣

    • @myahnombre
      @myahnombre Місяць тому

      I’ve heard almost that exact conversation many times 😩

  • @sarahquevedo5933
    @sarahquevedo5933 11 місяців тому +4

    Every time I laugh someone gets audited is hilarious. 😂😂

  • @willycs5893
    @willycs5893 Рік тому +6

    Dwayne Kennedy is hilarious. So underrated.

  • @jesser6229
    @jesser6229 Рік тому +7

    *that song at the end is unironically DOPE ASF* also all the comics were incredibly funny

  • @tonycruz9026
    @tonycruz9026 Рік тому +11

    "But Go Ahead with your little Skit" 😂😂😂😂

  • @DeeveOnYT
    @DeeveOnYT Рік тому +68

    12% more melanin - but not in the vocal cords - Josh brings it!

  • @semievilsquirrel
    @semievilsquirrel Рік тому +7

    I love Josh Johnson! I've had such a crush on him for quite a while... 😍😍😍

  • @chriseadie9708
    @chriseadie9708 Рік тому +50

    I'm not going to lie, the black grandmother sounds very endearing to me for some reason. I hate when people talk on the phone anywhere, but I wouldn't mind as much if it was her. Especially during some drama/romcom movie about a love triangle lol

  • @sagesufferswell
    @sagesufferswell Рік тому +5

    Fun fact. Credit scores didn't exist until 1989. I was a baby.

  • @TCt83067695
    @TCt83067695 Рік тому +8

    They knew exactly what they were doing when they put Josh Johnson alone in the thumbnail

  • @peterwilliams6361
    @peterwilliams6361 Рік тому +160

    I am new to the stock market. Every stock that I bought so far, I was out of luck because I bought them when they were expensive. I feel I missed out on all the stock opportunities so far for the tech stocks.I believe having 175K yearly income would be a good investment so I want to plug all my savings into the stock market. I know this sounds a bit dull but I would like to know if I should learn investing or let somebody else (more capable like a FA) do it for me? Please share your thoughts. I am kind of tired of searching for a good stock to buy and losing all the good opportunities

    • @DavidVelasquez9
      @DavidVelasquez9 Рік тому

      Even with the right technique and assets some investors would still make more than others, as an investor, you should’ve known that by now, nothing beats experience and that’s final, personally I had to reach out to a stock expert for guidance which is how I was able to grow my account close to a million, withdraw my profit right before the correction and now I’m buying again

    • @peterwilliams6361
      @peterwilliams6361 Рік тому

      @@DavidVelasquez9 Hi , please who is the expert assisting you and how do I reach out to them?

    • @DavidVelasquez9
      @DavidVelasquez9 Рік тому

      @@peterwilliams6361 The broker I'm in touch with is *ASHLEY AIRAGAHI . I came across her in a Bloomberg interview and got in touch with her. You can use something else. For me, her strategy works hence my result. She provides entry and exit point for the securities I focus on

    • @peterwilliams6361
      @peterwilliams6361 Рік тому

      @@DavidVelasquez9 Thanks for sharing, I just looked her up online and I would say she really does have an impressive background on investing

    • @MrPatchPlays
      @MrPatchPlays Рік тому +3

      Financial Advisors are not required by law to have your best interest in mind, Fiduciaries are. Get a Fiduciary.

  • @pamelarodriguezdiaz4907
    @pamelarodriguezdiaz4907 Рік тому +7

    Is this the Open Mic Eagle who opened for Dessa in AZ??!?!? Crazy, this is amazing! Congrats on your career journey.

  • @AmosAmerica
    @AmosAmerica Рік тому +5

    Those guys can SANG!

  • @KevinSamuelsPowerBottom
    @KevinSamuelsPowerBottom Рік тому +7

    Dwayne Kennedy felt like home to me. Omfg. I loved it

  • @sarah_b_555
    @sarah_b_555 Рік тому +3

    Starts at 3:37.

  • @magpie.314
    @magpie.314 Рік тому +5

    That Caucasian "sir" was an incredibly sneaky punchline. 10/10 🤌🏼

  • @9andrea0
    @9andrea0 Рік тому +5

    7:00 needs to be turned into an SNL sketch

  • @AweInDivineTime
    @AweInDivineTime Рік тому +6

    That commercial song is hot and hilarious. 😂

  • @LQQKINCHIC
    @LQQKINCHIC Рік тому +18

    I tuned in to watch because Josh Johnson was on it. I was anxious for new material from him and left disappointed.

  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 Рік тому +4

    Comedy Central: Rerunning specials since forever.

  • @K4R3N
    @K4R3N Рік тому +7

    14:20 🚀 VISHNU...WHAT! YOU GONE WORSHIP ME! 💀

  • @gaudylady7
    @gaudylady7 Рік тому +1

    GETCHO HANDS OFF ME HON-KEEE!😂

  • @EyManLetMeTellYouSomething
    @EyManLetMeTellYouSomething Рік тому +12

    I feel like I've seen that video already?

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому +2

      It’s been out for at least 3 years

  • @helloxonsfan
    @helloxonsfan Рік тому +4

    Very funny show...!!! 👍🏽 👍🏽 👍🏽

  • @peace3885
    @peace3885 Рік тому +5

    Drawn into the story, nice🤣

  • @ryanparteer0415
    @ryanparteer0415 Рік тому +5

    I can’t wait for this!!!

  • @mark6302
    @mark6302 Рік тому +2

    josh is fucking hilarious

  • @kat.b.7287
    @kat.b.7287 Рік тому +6

    Okay. This reminds me of 2023 Key and Peele..

  • @mikolfarley
    @mikolfarley Рік тому +4

    I watched the movie Emergency on Prime, and as a white male with several black friends, the end of the movie made me break down. #EndRacism #FreeFreedom ✌️👽🌲🍄🌌

  • @qdabest7315
    @qdabest7315 Рік тому +1

    just found this - immediate sub

  • @ThaSpeedsterZ
    @ThaSpeedsterZ Рік тому +12

    Guy after Josh had a whiter voice... lol

    • @YouReallyDontKnow
      @YouReallyDontKnow Рік тому +1

      What??? You’re hella tripping, he most definitely did not 😂

  • @MonDieuMaCauseMonEpee
    @MonDieuMaCauseMonEpee Рік тому +2

    I'm black, I really wanted to like you guys.

  • @jesseoyolasr3210
    @jesseoyolasr3210 Рік тому

    K&P set the tone for things like this. Proud moment.

  • @CHANCEINTUITIVE
    @CHANCEINTUITIVE Рік тому +1

    I love it😂

  • @SmartMoufShirts
    @SmartMoufShirts 4 дні тому

    Funniest thing since Key & Peale. But a go bag is no joke.

  • @SmartMoufShirts
    @SmartMoufShirts 4 дні тому

    See, originally, I didn't realize the Black Panther movie was a Marvel film about super heroes. I thought I was going to watch a documentary about the 60s. It was a different uprising than I eexpected...
    Duane Kennedy is even funnier than Josh Johnson, and I LOVEJosh Johnson.

  • @gaudylady7
    @gaudylady7 Рік тому

    When you comin back, baby?! 😂

  • @4nnunaki
    @4nnunaki Рік тому

    great job

  • @playinglifeoneasy9226
    @playinglifeoneasy9226 Рік тому +1

    Me seeing the title and thinking f**k it’s 2023 I can’t watch something with that word it’s too close to the other word… dear gd, this is where we are 🤦‍♀️
    But I saw Josh Johnson was gonna be here and I loved his story about the Clan Ribs so I stuck around and loved it.
    I have a go-bag for everything.

  • @kat.b.7287
    @kat.b.7287 Рік тому +4

    So, we not gonna steam this on a major network? Where you at Amazon Prime, Netflix, Hulu...?

    • @kclefthanded427
      @kclefthanded427 Рік тому +1

      Comedy Central (for now). Censored unfortunately on TV

    • @marcosluna7792
      @marcosluna7792 Рік тому +1

      It’s got the N word in the title tf do you mean?

  • @eddysanchez1315
    @eddysanchez1315 Рік тому +1

    i feel scammed 3:17 3:18 oh wait nvm hes here hahaha

  • @frustraceann
    @frustraceann Рік тому

    the black grandma part made me laugh so hard, but also made me miss my dead god mom a bit

  • @jonathansantos2271
    @jonathansantos2271 Рік тому

    Keep paceing glaughter rhythms♻️☮️

  • @rjkessler
    @rjkessler Рік тому

    Get this man a BET special.

  • @vianeyboruel504
    @vianeyboruel504 Рік тому

    i just came for josh

  • @chipsweaters
    @chipsweaters Рік тому +2

    Yey! In line to watch my favorite trans comedian!!

    • @natv55
      @natv55 Рік тому +1

      Who dat?

  • @MainEventTy
    @MainEventTy Рік тому +2

    So no one gone call out the last comic bruh lmao. Yall didn't think ya man's was high as fck watch homies tongue thru the bit lol

  • @MadHatterTheMatter
    @MadHatterTheMatter Місяць тому +1

    Do y'all know Tumblr banned a lot of prominent Black Artists because they accused them of "being russians"

  • @jade_the_doll9299
    @jade_the_doll9299 Рік тому +8

    These comments are astoundingly mid in every regard.

    • @poesia-com-cafeina
      @poesia-com-cafeina Рік тому

      💀💀💀💀💀 bro I thought it was just me. I've never seen a comment section like this, they seem like paid reviews

  • @JWMCMLXXX
    @JWMCMLXXX Рік тому

    Did the muthafucka just say Hi-lites?
    XD

  • @EugeniusTay
    @EugeniusTay Рік тому

    Chappell Show/Key and Peele for stand-up?

  • @margaritaiov330
    @margaritaiov330 Рік тому +1

    get eagle witt

  • @themanwnoname3454
    @themanwnoname3454 Рік тому +1

    2023(Gregorian) “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore:

  • @emergencyvehicle6995
    @emergencyvehicle6995 Рік тому

    The real question is why won't youtube let me make a clip called not suspicious on this video

  • @MichaelLasotaWheresWaldo
    @MichaelLasotaWheresWaldo Рік тому

    yea man. I live in Taiwan. China's been eyeing us for awhile. Lived here 10 years after leaving the US. Sure, I can get an out but if it happens randomly.... ugh.

  • @VukaniKhulaniKhumalo
    @VukaniKhulaniKhumalo Рік тому

    Phonte, OWG please release some new music

  • @JakHart
    @JakHart Рік тому +1

    This was just a little bit better than most feminist comedians.
    Except for the comedian that had the bit about the lady texting herself. That got me a few giggles when he dropped the punchline.

  • @birdduckylucky2894
    @birdduckylucky2894 Рік тому +3

    As a very religious person my loyalty to God is unquestionable, it's those angels that sometimes really aggrevate the living hell out of me I'm always the one who always makes amends, but I always feel like they just want to keep walking all over me 😂. So if your a angel I'm sure you know who this is also quit being a walking hunchback of Notre Douche. 🤣

  • @ciampooh
    @ciampooh Рік тому

    Too soon Josh

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 Рік тому +1

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @pewpewpower
    @pewpewpower Рік тому +3

    He does not sound white…

  • @stevewhite4598
    @stevewhite4598 Рік тому

    Did Josh Johnson expose other comics for using recycled show on here or did he just not have any new material for this show?

  • @oddgatsby3136
    @oddgatsby3136 Рік тому

    Nigga, that's problem cousin

  • @FreeTrapMoney
    @FreeTrapMoney Рік тому

    These guys wish they were key and peele

  • @sixie6e
    @sixie6e Рік тому

    always remember - the second point of the black panther ten points to 'freedom' was begging to go work for a master

  • @nattyshreddz7933
    @nattyshreddz7933 Рік тому +2

    Dude with dreads was funny.. the others were intriguing, but I didn't laugh

  • @SP-fw1xe
    @SP-fw1xe Рік тому

    I feel like that audience didn’t deserve them. Seems like a lot of the jokes went over their head.

  • @anthonyhernandez1767
    @anthonyhernandez1767 Рік тому +1

    Second episode I watched.... Barely laughed. Doesn't matter about race, just please make it funny. This is more like amateur hour

  • @BeauAmoureux
    @BeauAmoureux Рік тому +1

    Fake-ass Key and Peele! 😂

  • @Sipter195
    @Sipter195 Рік тому +3

    Obligatory comment about comedy central falling off/ this not being "real" comedy

  • @saltydiarrhea386
    @saltydiarrhea386 Рік тому

    came here for a laugh and left with a down vote

  • @deerywaite
    @deerywaite Рік тому

    htfjftktyrd

  • @macidismuke4326
    @macidismuke4326 Рік тому

    Honestly Josh Johnson I could skip

  • @Wordsareprayers
    @Wordsareprayers Рік тому

    Ohhhh- this sucks

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384

    Believing in god means accepting that you will be judged for your actions and intentions during life on earth. That’s scary.

  • @FreeCrackInstrumentals
    @FreeCrackInstrumentals Рік тому

    I would rather let a dog bite a strawberry and eat the other half myself than watch a full episode of this

  • @rcisneros8567
    @rcisneros8567 Рік тому

    WOW! What a TERRIBLE ender. Those jokes were old in the 80s.

  • @LoneWulf189
    @LoneWulf189 Рік тому

    This is some of the worst comedy I've ever heard

  • @1erinjames
    @1erinjames Рік тому

    Apparently that matters a great deal to of you. :(

    • @1erinjames
      @1erinjames Рік тому

      Referring to thumbnail

    • @Ray-dar
      @Ray-dar Рік тому

      ​@@1erinjames what are you trying to get at?

    • @jacquelynn2051
      @jacquelynn2051 Рік тому +1

      He CAN make fun of himself so ya know, try to just laugh a little...you'll live longer.

    • @kotla671
      @kotla671 Рік тому +2

      @@jacquelynn2051 ✊🏾

    • @1erinjames
      @1erinjames Рік тому

      @@jacquelynn2051 Americans are Americans no matter their color, race, religion or creed. Everyone gets to suffer and either live as a victim or a victory. Hope you will choose to live victoriously, overcoming your own obstacles!!

  • @LoneWulf189
    @LoneWulf189 Рік тому

    JK I didn't like your joke

  • @andrewtate1507
    @andrewtate1507 Рік тому

    Pretty awful

  • @melaninycee672
    @melaninycee672 Рік тому

    Damn. This was all cringy af

  • @TheBatman514
    @TheBatman514 Рік тому

    These were terrible 😅

  • @saidpiece
    @saidpiece Рік тому

    not funny

  • @TxDan100
    @TxDan100 Рік тому

    I've never once mentioned my whiteness... these victims ... geeeze

    • @jonahpatton8879
      @jonahpatton8879 Рік тому +2

      You did it just then, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this isn't the first time either.