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“I Don’t Know That I Can Afford to Get Into Heaven”- The New Negroes - Full Episode
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- Опубліковано 23 лют 2023
- Josh Johnson, Will Miles and Dwayne Kennedy discuss being told you have a white voice, reading other people’s texts, “Black Panther” and more, and Percy Miracles and Open Mike Eagle write a song about how to get into Heaven.
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Original airdate: May 31, 2019
About The New Negroes with Baron Vaughn & Open Mike Eagle:
The New Negroes with Baron Vaughn & Open Mike Eagle is a socially aware stand-up and music series. Vaughn and Eagle took inspiration for the series and title from the term “New Negro,” as popularized during the Harlem Renaissance, and it refers to Black Americans speaking up, telling their own stories and affirming their various identities to dismantle outdated assumptions and beliefs.
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Me waiting for a new Josh Johnson to drop
He’s got a new special on peacock
Waiting
I’m saying though!
Got a Podcast too, it’s pretty good
Me too
WOW! What a smart and hilarious individual. Josh Johnson
This man makes me miss talking on the phone to my Grandmom
“Huh??”
Wild how random things remind us of our loved ones, That is how I feel when I hear Joey Diaz -makes me miss my daddy and im thankful for those reminders
WOW. Loved the slick intro sequence that nudged and slapped a smile to my soul: retro references to black entertainment (Motown, 90s Sitcoms, Jazz , 1940s tap dancing, Coming to America) The intro song "Dont try to/ Brand us/ or put us /in hand cuffs,,,,You think you seen it all/ word/Think before you talk/you sound absurd "So rich with vibrant visual call backs and craackling with social consciousness.... A glance at the sub- titles: [HiP-HoP MUSIC PLAYiNG *Of COURsE] Lord, I swear, LMAO Interesting. Very well done, refreshing and smart.
Love me some Josh Johnson!!!
"Don't worry about when I'M coming back! DON"T WORRY ABOUT IT!" 😂😂😂😂
Dwayne Kennedy nailed the grandma voice 😭😭🤣
I’ve heard almost that exact conversation many times 😩
Every time I laugh someone gets audited is hilarious. 😂😂
Dwayne Kennedy is hilarious. So underrated.
*that song at the end is unironically DOPE ASF* also all the comics were incredibly funny
"But Go Ahead with your little Skit" 😂😂😂😂
12% more melanin - but not in the vocal cords - Josh brings it!
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I love Josh Johnson! I've had such a crush on him for quite a while... 😍😍😍
What changed?
I'm not going to lie, the black grandmother sounds very endearing to me for some reason. I hate when people talk on the phone anywhere, but I wouldn't mind as much if it was her. Especially during some drama/romcom movie about a love triangle lol
Fun fact. Credit scores didn't exist until 1989. I was a baby.
They knew exactly what they were doing when they put Josh Johnson alone in the thumbnail
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Is this the Open Mic Eagle who opened for Dessa in AZ??!?!? Crazy, this is amazing! Congrats on your career journey.
Those guys can SANG!
Dwayne Kennedy felt like home to me. Omfg. I loved it
Starts at 3:37.
That Caucasian "sir" was an incredibly sneaky punchline. 10/10 🤌🏼
7:00 needs to be turned into an SNL sketch
That commercial song is hot and hilarious. 😂
I tuned in to watch because Josh Johnson was on it. I was anxious for new material from him and left disappointed.
Comedy Central: Rerunning specials since forever.
14:20 🚀 VISHNU...WHAT! YOU GONE WORSHIP ME! 💀
I won
GETCHO HANDS OFF ME HON-KEEE!😂
I feel like I've seen that video already?
It’s been out for at least 3 years
Very funny show...!!! 👍🏽 👍🏽 👍🏽
Drawn into the story, nice🤣
I can’t wait for this!!!
josh is fucking hilarious
Okay. This reminds me of 2023 Key and Peele..
I watched the movie Emergency on Prime, and as a white male with several black friends, the end of the movie made me break down. #EndRacism #FreeFreedom ✌️👽🌲🍄🌌
just found this - immediate sub
Uh, what?
Guy after Josh had a whiter voice... lol
What??? You’re hella tripping, he most definitely did not 😂
I'm black, I really wanted to like you guys.
K&P set the tone for things like this. Proud moment.
I love it😂
Funniest thing since Key & Peale. But a go bag is no joke.
See, originally, I didn't realize the Black Panther movie was a Marvel film about super heroes. I thought I was going to watch a documentary about the 60s. It was a different uprising than I eexpected...
Duane Kennedy is even funnier than Josh Johnson, and I LOVEJosh Johnson.
When you comin back, baby?! 😂
great job
Me seeing the title and thinking f**k it’s 2023 I can’t watch something with that word it’s too close to the other word… dear gd, this is where we are 🤦♀️
But I saw Josh Johnson was gonna be here and I loved his story about the Clan Ribs so I stuck around and loved it.
I have a go-bag for everything.
So, we not gonna steam this on a major network? Where you at Amazon Prime, Netflix, Hulu...?
Comedy Central (for now). Censored unfortunately on TV
It’s got the N word in the title tf do you mean?
i feel scammed 3:17 3:18 oh wait nvm hes here hahaha
the black grandma part made me laugh so hard, but also made me miss my dead god mom a bit
Keep paceing glaughter rhythms♻️☮️
Get this man a BET special.
i just came for josh
Yey! In line to watch my favorite trans comedian!!
Who dat?
So no one gone call out the last comic bruh lmao. Yall didn't think ya man's was high as fck watch homies tongue thru the bit lol
Do y'all know Tumblr banned a lot of prominent Black Artists because they accused them of "being russians"
These comments are astoundingly mid in every regard.
💀💀💀💀💀 bro I thought it was just me. I've never seen a comment section like this, they seem like paid reviews
Did the muthafucka just say Hi-lites?
XD
Chappell Show/Key and Peele for stand-up?
get eagle witt
2023(Gregorian) “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore:
The real question is why won't youtube let me make a clip called not suspicious on this video
yea man. I live in Taiwan. China's been eyeing us for awhile. Lived here 10 years after leaving the US. Sure, I can get an out but if it happens randomly.... ugh.
Phonte, OWG please release some new music
This was just a little bit better than most feminist comedians.
Except for the comedian that had the bit about the lady texting herself. That got me a few giggles when he dropped the punchline.
As a very religious person my loyalty to God is unquestionable, it's those angels that sometimes really aggrevate the living hell out of me I'm always the one who always makes amends, but I always feel like they just want to keep walking all over me 😂. So if your a angel I'm sure you know who this is also quit being a walking hunchback of Notre Douche. 🤣
Too soon Josh
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He does not sound white…
Did Josh Johnson expose other comics for using recycled show on here or did he just not have any new material for this show?
Nigga, that's problem cousin
These guys wish they were key and peele
always remember - the second point of the black panther ten points to 'freedom' was begging to go work for a master
Dude with dreads was funny.. the others were intriguing, but I didn't laugh
I feel like that audience didn’t deserve them. Seems like a lot of the jokes went over their head.
Second episode I watched.... Barely laughed. Doesn't matter about race, just please make it funny. This is more like amateur hour
Fake-ass Key and Peele! 😂
Obligatory comment about comedy central falling off/ this not being "real" comedy
came here for a laugh and left with a down vote
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Honestly Josh Johnson I could skip
Ohhhh- this sucks
Believing in god means accepting that you will be judged for your actions and intentions during life on earth. That’s scary.
I would rather let a dog bite a strawberry and eat the other half myself than watch a full episode of this
WOW! What a TERRIBLE ender. Those jokes were old in the 80s.
This is some of the worst comedy I've ever heard
Apparently that matters a great deal to of you. :(
Referring to thumbnail
@@1erinjames what are you trying to get at?
He CAN make fun of himself so ya know, try to just laugh a little...you'll live longer.
@@jacquelynn2051 ✊🏾
@@jacquelynn2051 Americans are Americans no matter their color, race, religion or creed. Everyone gets to suffer and either live as a victim or a victory. Hope you will choose to live victoriously, overcoming your own obstacles!!
JK I didn't like your joke
Pretty awful
Damn. This was all cringy af
These were terrible 😅
not funny
I've never once mentioned my whiteness... these victims ... geeeze
You did it just then, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this isn't the first time either.