Worst Games Ever - Conspiracy: Weapons of Mass Destruction

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  • @TeamTripleJump
    @TeamTripleJump  2 роки тому +8

    💲There's 50% off EVERYTHING on triplejumpshop.com until December the 2nd! Grab yourself a bargain 💲

  • @SimulatorAdventures
    @SimulatorAdventures 2 роки тому +75

    It actually IS the Meerkat voice actor! The actor who plays them, Simon Greenall, is listed in the credits of this game.

    • @gunark
      @gunark 2 роки тому +8

      Also Micheal the cheery Geordie PTSD handyman from Alan Partridge.

    • @vinceely2906
      @vinceely2906 2 роки тому +8

      @@gunark 'Sorry, but that was just a noise'

    • @ernarrowsmith8589
      @ernarrowsmith8589 2 роки тому +3

      Came here to say the same thing after doing some googling!

    • @SloofmanTV
      @SloofmanTV 8 місяців тому

      this is amazing and makes me so happy 😂

  • @1111-e4p
    @1111-e4p 2 роки тому +46

    RIP Cole Justice (or maybe Sullivan we're not really sure) 1954-2005.
    "We will all miss him"

  • @fromvault801
    @fromvault801 2 роки тому +50

    I really appreciate Triple Jump protecting the world from terrorism

  • @Banquet42
    @Banquet42 2 роки тому +110

    Press F to pay respects to Cole.

  • @CyanShaman
    @CyanShaman 2 роки тому +37

    The death screen sounds like a Final Fantasy game over screen. So heart wrenching... 💖😿💖
    If only it had jpegs of broken guns laying on the ground in the rain it'd be hard to tell the difference.

    • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
      @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 2 роки тому +5

      If more detailed, it could make players value the character staying alive more lol

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 5 місяців тому

      When he slipped and fell off that waterfall not even during active combat. 🫡

  • @kieransp2010
    @kieransp2010 2 роки тому +21

    Press X to inform next of kin 😂 absolute gold from Ben

  • @keenancollison4740
    @keenancollison4740 2 роки тому +32

    I remember renting this game at a blockbuster and thoroughly enjoying it. Then again, I was like 6 years old

    • @zubrhero5270
      @zubrhero5270 2 роки тому +2

      Don't worry about it pal, I went through a phase around that age where I'd rent Care Bears the Movie about twice a week 🤣🤣

  • @wavnino1
    @wavnino1 2 роки тому +3

    @7:13-7:46 I thought that was you guys playing the music I didn't think that was coming from the game 🤣 the whole sequence is dramatic. R.I.P Cole

  • @ArkaneStephanie
    @ArkaneStephanie 2 роки тому +21

    That death screen is the gift that keep on giving.
    Also I suspect it's actually to cover loading.

    • @wavnino1
      @wavnino1 2 роки тому

      Unexpected to say the least. the death screen low key got me emotional ..

    • @MrBeardsley
      @MrBeardsley 9 місяців тому

      Cover loading what? It stays on the death screen until you press X to load your last checkpoint, and when you press X it changes to a loading screen.

  • @Nbflowers1989
    @Nbflowers1989 2 роки тому +18

    Best!
    (Best)
    Series!
    (Series)
    Ever!
    (Ever)

  • @PJ_TheAverageGamer
    @PJ_TheAverageGamer 2 роки тому +19

    Guard 3 was my dad. He was away from us for months on end working for Hydra to make ends meet. How could he have known Cole "I'm a murderer" Justice was going to just shoot him in the face. As far as he knew it was just a normal security job for a normal shady company. I remember my mums reaction when the shadowy figure knocked on our front door to deliver the news of our belived father and husband was brutally murdered. I was glad when I got told Cole finaly had his own justice served when he blew himself up with 3 hand grenades. How could you be so cruel and write that. Shame on you.

  • @joelkort24
    @joelkort24 2 роки тому +13

    Goodbye Cole, we'll all miss you. 😿

  • @ThatShyGuyMatt
    @ThatShyGuyMatt 2 роки тому +19

    Can we get a shout out for James? We all love Triple Jump videos, but lets not forget the people behind the scenes who word hard to make these videos!

  • @dasfowler
    @dasfowler 2 роки тому +6

    Hey, mad respect to Hydra for the massive upgrade between this and the Winter Soldier movie. That's impressive organizational growth!

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 10 місяців тому

      Yes, but they should've sent Captain America and B.Falcon on this instead of Cole Justice/Sullivan... but he was still a good guy(1954-2005).

  • @BOASHAGNOW
    @BOASHAGNOW Рік тому +5

    Who TF calls on a 51 year old man to save the world 😅

  • @TheMartinChronicles
    @TheMartinChronicles 2 роки тому +6

    I watched a documentary about Golden Eye a couple weeks back and lo and behold our man Ben was the narrator. Love the channel fellas, always a laugh.

  • @JiklopDave
    @JiklopDave Рік тому +4

    RIP Cole Justice, the greatest American hero since Dick Marcinko.

  • @Adz114
    @Adz114 2 роки тому +6

    RIP Cole Justice. Fly high my angel x

  • @WolfWalrus
    @WolfWalrus 2 роки тому +3

    Love that the game over takes a personal tone. It's not to do with the terrorists destroying the world, or the consequences of failure
    It's just "Sorry for your loss," like an awkward coworker

  • @AlmightyPolarBear
    @AlmightyPolarBear 2 роки тому +7

    We will remember him as not the Worst Cole Ever.

  • @AScottishDudeWasTaken
    @AScottishDudeWasTaken 2 роки тому +6

    "he can't look down, he's like a cow" Peter, where do you think grass grows

    • @mikesanders8621
      @mikesanders8621 6 місяців тому

      I was looking for this comment. They aren't the brightest people in the world haha

  • @zukato4119
    @zukato4119 2 роки тому +15

    I really miss Cole

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 2 роки тому +4

    All those poor scientists: "I'M SCIENCING AS FAST AS I CAN!"

  • @bram5825
    @bram5825 2 роки тому +8

    This show's episodes can't be long enough

  • @Djordje_Jovanovic
    @Djordje_Jovanovic 2 роки тому +6

    This game looks like a masterpiece compared to Beverly Hills Cop & Daemon Summoner (both on PS2) , lol.

  • @DansBoringChannel
    @DansBoringChannel 2 роки тому +11

    RIP Cole Justice

    • @wavnino1
      @wavnino1 2 роки тому

      Definitely my man died like 5 times smh. RIP

  • @LikeaGlove90
    @LikeaGlove90 2 роки тому +1

    I was today years old when I learnt that Compare the Meerkat is not an Australian ad...

  • @joywilson4668
    @joywilson4668 2 роки тому +3

    Cole Justice is the most American name I've ever heard.

  • @jonathanlane3282
    @jonathanlane3282 2 роки тому +3

    Justice is a dish best served Cole.

  • @ajazboii4007
    @ajazboii4007 2 роки тому +6

    One of my favourite worst games ever so far! Big F for cole 😢

  • @kasocool2812
    @kasocool2812 5 місяців тому

    9:36 i like how all the gun shots before the Alarm was tripped didn't alert anyone

  • @budyll1
    @budyll1 2 роки тому +8

    I wasn't looking at the screen as I was doing something and kept hearing that you play as "COLD Justice". Kind of fits it better 😂!

  • @Lithrae
    @Lithrae 2 роки тому +3

    Peter reminds me of Truman Capote with those glasses, lol.

  • @curtisholland16
    @curtisholland16 2 роки тому +2

    Thinking I should start scraping together funds to help ALL of the people who are going to miss you Cole

  • @MikeHughey728
    @MikeHughey728 2 роки тому +1

    Above the door at 29:00 -- does... does that say what it looks like it says?

    • @solusprime8143
      @solusprime8143 Рік тому

      I've never seen one shaped like a door before, it'll probably not taste the best either 😆

  • @wyzeguy6
    @wyzeguy6 2 роки тому +3

    This was some prime WGE content! Loved the episode!

  • @zuvanthewarlock161
    @zuvanthewarlock161 2 роки тому +1

    I loved Fire warrior growing up, its very odd to see some of the assets being lifted wholesale fron that game to this one (the comms, the end of level results etc)

  • @jeremyhewson5477
    @jeremyhewson5477 2 роки тому +4

    Looks like an n64 game almost. Like turok or something

  • @KHChristian
    @KHChristian 2 роки тому +3

    I saluted so many times while watching this. Such a fun video. Miss seeing you boiz !

  • @onglogman
    @onglogman 2 роки тому +1

    Cole Justice 1954-2005
    "We will all miss you."
    -Billy Ray

  • @jamesdrummond7684
    @jamesdrummond7684 Рік тому +1

    I am crying from laughter every time Cole dies and they salute to the poignant music. Does this mean I am a bad person

  • @MrBeardsley
    @MrBeardsley 5 місяців тому

    Cows can look down, their eyes just have a limited range of movement compared to humans because their field of vision is much bigger than ours. It’s like seeing in widescreen vs pan-and-scan.

  • @jeffreybinkley1355
    @jeffreybinkley1355 2 роки тому +3

    Rip Cole

  • @TheBinulator
    @TheBinulator 2 місяці тому +1

    Cole Knucklesov Justice, a name synonymous with grit, determination, and the heart of a true warrior, has left an indelible mark on our lives. His journey, though tragically cut short, was a testament to the power of human spirit and the unwavering love for justice.
    Cole was more than just a warrior; he was a symbol of hope, a beacon of inspiration, and a friend to many. His presence on the battlefield was electrifying, a force to be reckoned with. But it was his character off the battlefield that truly defined him. Cole possessed a humility that belied his extraordinary talent, a kindness that warmed the hearts of all who knew him, and a sense of humour that could light up the darkest room.
    He was a mentor to countless young soldiers, guiding them not only in the intricacies of the warfare but also in the values of friendship, teamwork, and perseverance. Cole's legacy extends far beyond the battlefield; it is a testament to the power of human connection and the enduring spirit of survival.
    As we mourn the loss of this remarkable individual, let us celebrate the life he lived, the impact he made, and the memories he leaves behind. Cole Knucklesov Justice will forever be remembered as a legend, a cherished friend, and a shining example of what it means to be a true warrior.
    Rest easy buddy. Heaven has a new angel 😭

  • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
    @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 2 роки тому

    The jungle level reminds me of a cross between the Training Ground level and Vietnam levels in Timesplitters.

  • @eduardodubois4994
    @eduardodubois4994 2 роки тому

    I still remember how in 2010 my friend had got this game and it wasn't working in his pc so he rented the disc to me and it was working fine in my laptop, never finished it. It's a surprise, to see the pop up here.

  • @eternalfailure4081
    @eternalfailure4081 2 роки тому +7

    You trying to get to grips with the inverted controls and button layout looks the same as me trying to play any FPS with a controller rather than a keyboard and mouse.

  • @huntercleveland7950
    @huntercleveland7950 2 роки тому +2

    These Limeys are hilarious and have great humor 🤣😆😄😂

  • @britneyspearsvillarosa
    @britneyspearsvillarosa 2 роки тому +1

    It's Not Worst Game , Just Worst Than Most.

  • @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81
    @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81 2 роки тому +2

    Other than the horrible controls this looks pretty fun actually.

  • @ThatShyGuyMatt
    @ThatShyGuyMatt 2 роки тому

    "Show me your pass or I open fire!"
    (30 minutes later)
    (opens fire)

  • @sos_legio_primus
    @sos_legio_primus 2 роки тому +2

    I remember this game on PS2. It was TERRIBLE.

  • @Stusims1983
    @Stusims1983 2 роки тому +4

    Cole, true American hero

  • @ddjsoyenby
    @ddjsoyenby 2 роки тому +1

    "why are you attacking us" cole justice does it for the sport random scientist.

  • @SanFran51
    @SanFran51 Рік тому

    The British answer to Zapp Rowsdower. The Game's Budget must be around 50p and a packet of cheesestrings.

  • @jackdoe552
    @jackdoe552 2 роки тому

    I love bad games in general, but there is something special about awful FPS games.

  • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
    @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 2 роки тому

    Haha everytime Cole Justice dies, they should have featured an overly soppy and dramatic montage of his life.

  • @Alucard-A-La-Carte
    @Alucard-A-La-Carte 2 роки тому

    Not since that Super Realistic Tom Clancy game on this channel have I seen such skilled gunplay from AI enemies.

  • @LordmonkeyTRM
    @LordmonkeyTRM 2 роки тому +1

    Amazing how in 2005 they made a game that looks like it was made in 1999

  • @mattrobinson5099
    @mattrobinson5099 Рік тому

    That death screen is hilarious.

  • @MRJAMMYDODGER101
    @MRJAMMYDODGER101 2 роки тому

    Thought the pistol reload sound was familiar, it’s the sniper rifle relay sound from Halo 1! Not very cash money of them to steal like that

  • @MattayManiac
    @MattayManiac 2 роки тому

    Love everything you all do on this channel is Ashton is great but nothing beats watching you two mess about with a crap game

  • @ajo8655
    @ajo8655 2 роки тому

    Love that they skipped the tutorial for this video I’m pretty sure, was tired of seeing a bad tutorial every time and then not even playing the game.

  • @Robocopnik
    @Robocopnik 2 роки тому

    "Conspiracy: Weapons of Mass Destruction" sounds like a game about playing as the US gov't to lie your way into the War on Terror.

  • @KyrosTheWolf
    @KyrosTheWolf 2 роки тому

    As someone who played Warhammer 40k Fire Warrior (another crappy FPS from the same dev and engine) this is pretty much just a reskin of that game. Even the menu/UI design is the same, except yellow instead of blue!

  • @RyleeStrange
    @RyleeStrange 2 роки тому +4

    I hope they do an opening stream/video of some of the tat from the appeal. don't wanna spoil it all, of course, but a couple choice objects would be fun.

  • @redspiralray2880
    @redspiralray2880 2 роки тому +1

    Just what we need: more conspiracies.

  • @enriquegarza3127
    @enriquegarza3127 2 роки тому

    We will miss you - Cara Lroft

  • @josephfranzen5626
    @josephfranzen5626 2 роки тому

    Gotta love the 16A2 with the iconic 203 and heat shield. Since this game isn’t set in Vietnam and that isn’t a first gen M16, using a 20 round magazine is beyond stupid. It seems like most of the weapon models had little to no research, the suppressed Beretta M92 has a 15+1 capacity; not 12 rounds. It shows you the lack of effort on the developers part. The M16A2 also seems to have used the same sound loop as the Goldeneye similarly modeled fictional weapon minus the 203. As with most games where the developers haven’t ever held or fired any type of AR platform rifle or even done a modicum of research you pull the charging handle after a reload; this would cause any direct gas impingement AR platform rifle to eject a round from the newly inserted magazine. The correct method is to release the bolt catch as the AR has a last round bolt hold open.

    • @narcopsy
      @narcopsy 2 роки тому +2

      No one cares that much

  • @cdjxman
    @cdjxman 2 роки тому +1

    The PC version wasn’t any better. I think I downloaded it like 3 times before I realized, “Oh yeah, that crappy game!”💩

  • @markcarey87
    @markcarey87 2 роки тому

    The scientist looked like Greg Davies.

  • @jackturner6266
    @jackturner6266 2 роки тому

    The menu pings sound identical to Ratchet and Clank

  • @MrBeardsley
    @MrBeardsley 9 місяців тому

    We will all miss you Cole (Justice or Sullivan)

  • @colek.
    @colek. 2 роки тому +2

    My name is Cole so does that count when you asked for "Cole's in the chat?" lol

  • @Gamesta100
    @Gamesta100 2 роки тому

    Well now I know of 2 games where changing the game's language can add or remove censorship.
    Or maybe it's 3 games. On GTA3 and I think VC if you change the game language to German the game will add their censorship.

  • @Clash1138
    @Clash1138 2 роки тому

    How bad can it be really?
    >Made on the Fire Warrior engine
    okay, no further questions

  • @cal9605
    @cal9605 2 роки тому

    Good to see pacitti make an appearance

  • @eddiehimself
    @eddiehimself 2 роки тому +1

    I feel like they've played this game before, but that's probably because these games are so generic lol.

  • @zombear13
    @zombear13 2 роки тому

    You should’ve sent Baz Careful…. 😅

  • @MegaPuttputt
    @MegaPuttputt 2 роки тому

    The only way to play is inverted Y axis.

  • @Rainbow-Dash
    @Rainbow-Dash 2 роки тому

    Just got this game for Xbox, surprisingly hard to find in Europe

  • @gateroozeink5061
    @gateroozeink5061 2 роки тому

    One of the best yet.

  • @fullauto86
    @fullauto86 2 роки тому

    His name should have been agent callum justice.

  • @anonimo2359
    @anonimo2359 2 роки тому

    Coke Justice, Cold Justice, Coleslaw Justease

  • @thomaslamotte2284
    @thomaslamotte2284 2 роки тому

    Justice for Cole ✊

  • @Scrumpetsheep
    @Scrumpetsheep 2 роки тому +6

    "send us your physical games" also "were having emulator issues"

    • @Scrumpetsheep
      @Scrumpetsheep 2 роки тому

      I realize now its probly for legal reasons. But a ps2 is like 80 quid 4 real.

    • @ravenanne1734
      @ravenanne1734 2 роки тому +1

      @@Scrumpetsheep I know this comment is old, but they do own the consoles they just record in crap quality and have a bad habit of corrupting, losing entire episodes to the void.

  • @RickyRicardo03
    @RickyRicardo03 2 роки тому

    RIP 🪦 Cole Justice!
    That game kinda looked cool, I can see the BLACK rip off style.

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 2 роки тому +1

    Yall should play alpha protocol. Looked like shite coming out, but I'll look brilliant on your channel

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 2 роки тому

      I don't remember buying it but I found it in my steam library and really enjoyed it. I'm genuinely considering replaying it after I finish Disco Elysium!

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 8 місяців тому

    Why Is it so Poignant!?

  • @DEVILTAZ35
    @DEVILTAZ35 2 роки тому

    I thought Big Mother Trucker on 1st Xbox was the worst game i have played :) . It's funny though

  • @benperrin-smith5306
    @benperrin-smith5306 2 роки тому

    I had this game on Xbox 😂, I remember thinking it was absolute dog turd back then too. A worthy choice indeed.

  • @LoverOfBellies
    @LoverOfBellies 2 роки тому

    Funny how Nintendo always gets roasted for rubbish games on their system when the PS2 had stuff like this on it

    • @narcopsy
      @narcopsy 2 роки тому

      The most popular systems always get the most shovelware

    • @LoverOfBellies
      @LoverOfBellies 2 роки тому

      @@narcopsy funny; I first heard that term in relation to the Wii

  • @sparky4878
    @sparky4878 2 роки тому +1

    I always play with the y axis inverted. Just can’t play any other way, makes perfect sense that way.

  • @stengun
    @stengun 2 роки тому +2

    #justiceforcole

  • @kieransp2010
    @kieransp2010 Місяць тому

    This is second, only to the sniper 2

  • @MoneyHoneyBunny
    @MoneyHoneyBunny 2 роки тому

    Cole Justice, Sid Justice's younger dumber brother!

  • @johnfech3985
    @johnfech3985 2 роки тому +3

    They’re called magazines not clips.

  • @howmuchdidyoupay
    @howmuchdidyoupay 2 роки тому

    best episode ever?
    certainly not worst.

  • @b1oh1
    @b1oh1 2 роки тому

    Inverted....the only way to play.