We Tried Asmongold's $2 Pizza...
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- Опубліковано 14 чер 2023
- Today we tried to make Asmongold's famous $2 Pizza with Asmongold's video!
Asmongold's video: • How I Cook My $2 Pizza
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You missed a step Nick. In order to get the real Asmongold pizza experience, you have to put the oven in a wheelbarrow in the garage for at least a year. This is essential.
with clothes on top of it! that's the key part!
Crockpot technically
@@procow2274 But you need to call it an oven for the authentic experience.
@@ssipola :O so if i dont call it that the vibrations will alter the pizza D:
@@procow2274 I mean do you dare to gamble on it? 😮😮
Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade pizza using only cheese, pepperoni and a pizza
Dave the barbarian
It's not the authentic Asmongold pizza experience without that cobweb as a secret ingredient
It cant taste the same and is clearly lacking the cobweb and spider aroma though.
for the record he did not say those pizza sucked, he said they are too expensive because you can get dominos for cheaper than those. Hes not looking for the best pizza, hes looking for the struggle pizza which uses the lowest amount of money to feed him.
hes minmaxing nutrition and finances
Nah he said they are both more expensive and worse. For digiornos he implied it was bad "its not delivery its digiornos" "bitch its digiorno" and for red baron he says daminos "blows the dick off it".
craziest thing is if your already adding toppings, just buy tortilla/wrap bread packs 10 for $5 and add cheese ham mushroom etc , way cheaper then buying prepackaged frozen with worse nutritional ingredients and would taste way better
@@lukyl100 He probably doesn't put toppings normally.
@@lukyl100 I kinda agree thats what i often did, but I never bought the ones hes using either and honestly if its 2$ for the pizza with sauce and topping already, that does seem a fairly decent deal tbh
I want to see asmond react to nick making his 2 dollar pizza
and then a video of that steak youtuber that reacted to asmons steak video reacting to him reacting to nick making and reacting to his $2 pizza video.
@@malcolmfontenot4560 better yet, bring a pizza enthusiast in, have asmond react to a pizza enthusiast reacting to asmonds reaction of the steak guy reacting to nick and malena making a $2 pizza.
@malcolmfontenot4560 the steak dude already reacted to his 2 dollar pizza no lie
@@victorchairez7356 missed chance at a content train, smh.
he most definitely will
Adding real ingredients to fake food drastically improves it.
Nick teaching Malena what Retardant means was fucking hilarious. She was so confused lmao.
Don't forget Nick, Zack put the pizza in without gloves because HIS HOUSE IS 38 DEGREES!!!!! :O
To the question of why the door would be so hard to open - since the house is 30° it can't be due to heat and humidity swelling the wood. Therefore it's probable that the foundation of the house itself has shifted which means the door frame it's slightly off making the door hard to open. A secondary theory is that the garage is so full of random crap that some of it got pushed against the door making it difficult to open from the inside.
Considering it's Asmons, it's probably both theories.
its 30F not C
@@twxntyone. he lives in texas. It is actually impossible to get 38F in June in Texas. Asmon was exaggerating.
"im going to teach you how to cook pizza" pulls out storebought frozen pizza... HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE ALIVE
nah this is making me pissed fr, 50 minutes to make a microwaved pizza
"from scratch" btw
Built our bodies on shit. Asmon will probably live til at least 90. Calling it now
They are alive for now..WAIT for diabetes or any kind of stomach cancer
im gonna be real with you... thats the joke. he isnt gonna do any serious cooking lol. just struggle meals.
You can tell nick wouldn’t make it poor
He sure has you fooled.
yup, but nor should he, who wants to be poor lol
What do you even mean?
@@itsyaboiherman it’s not about wanting to be, it’s about having to be
@@itsyaboiherman Nobody wants to be poor, but it happens.
The sound effects when he missed the oregano 😂😂😂
When Asmon makes a cooking video everyone eats, literally and figuratively
I want to see y'all stream a cooking show with Asmon. Just to see yer reactions to whatever the hell he does 😆
Pre heated for 20 minutes and baked for another 30 Zac’s oven is on 150 I won’t argue
Hes not wrong, put the oregano and salt n pepper n chili flakes on the frozen za. Then put a few fresh shredded motz ontop so the wpice doesnt like fly away.
It melts in better. Hes right
The fuck is the oregano going to fly away from? You have a leaf blower in your oven? Lol
Why does it sound like you’re from San Francisco or some shit. Wtf is za? Who the hell says motz?
If the editor edited so it looked like it nicks miss catch landed straight in to asmon’s hands, that would have been hilarious!
6:33 that edit when he sighs and the world around him turns gray is underrated
I straight up thought that sound effect with the oregano was 100% real at first... Jesus nick with the butterfingers
the sound effect of the oregano toss got me good.
I love the fact that Asmon can do anything he sets his mind to but can't look up a youtube tutorial on how to use his oven.
Bless this man and his content though.
how do you know he can do anything he sets his mind to when he doesn't actually do anything
@@darkphoenix2if not doing anything = multi millionaire then why would anyone work LMAO
@@jebalitabb8228 to feel a deeper sense of fulfillment and purpose
@@darkphoenix2 -- Doesn't do anything? Starting OTK, streaming, a consistent voice in the Twitch and video game community, Co-Owner of Starforge PCs, Mad Mushroom Publishing, and has hosted multiple successful game Expos.
We obviously watch this man do so much but his everyday persona is so strong that people can still say he does nothing.
You’re dumb as hell if you think he doesn’t know how to use an OVEN.
Mom and Dad were so nice to each other today
Damn, that those ads on asmon's youtube video got the most for their money spent, they got all of nick's viewers to watch it and now we're watching it essentially for free
It’s the little moments with Nick and Malena that make these videos awesome.
"weaponized incompetence" is crazy, I've never heard that phrase in my life!! 💀
IDK Red Baron personal size supreme pizza is my go to, oven to 375 then pizza in oven for 23mins and finally a 10min cool down your all set. I also get pepperoni from the deli as the pizza only has like 1 piece on it
Need asmon on one of the cooking streams 🗣️
Asmon’s Buffet: Episode 2.
asmon is so right about the value menu a cheeseburger at mcd is like 2-3 dollars now...
McDoubles are 2 for $4 and those are LA prices. I get it tho, when I was in high school they were 2 for $2, those days are gone forever now.😢
Stop eating there its disgusting af
Welcome to Joe Biden's America, where inflation is "transitory" 🇺🇸
@@youngnutsack17in Canada they were 1.30-1.60 and after Covid 4$ for one
I stopped eating at McDonald’s all together since it is tripled in price the last 5 years. lol
14:55 we have a similar square pizza in europe. Honestly they remind me of US cafteria pizza and i like it.
Trust Zack man he knows. Its the same thing like the cheapest Ramen packs are always the best. U can't best that Styrofoam cup
Whenever you get a new appliance like an oven or crockpot you should run it first it has a lot of oils and chemicals on the inside for storage that need to burn off before you cook food in it.
ya that was the smoke, pizza went in way too early
Asmon's kitchen literally looks like a common Filipino kitchen.
guys we appreciate the high youtube presenting energy at the beginning of the video
4:37 it's been so long since I've heard that sound effect, holy shit. gj editor
7:34 "we will not be washing our hands"
Why was this so funny? 😂
OMG I almost chocked to death on the food I was eating at 4:36 LOL 🤣
the edit on the oregano catch was good 😭
im surprised nick got this video out before miz
Totinos party pizzas absolutely smack
the red baron french bread pizza is pretty dope tho. I basically survive off that stuff.
1:42 that small touch was hillarious
When their ad rolled up, I thought I got one 😂
Can we take a moment to understand how funny it was to see that oregano fly past the camera like it was a cartoon 😂
Glad to see the bar for twitch content is getting higher.
5:35 When does it stop? I actually think he could've taken on even more. Oregano is very mild, so a lot is needed to taste it.
it would have been better if Nick included the burnt spider meat
that pizza didn't reach the "Maillard reaction" on Asmon's cooking
Dude, when Nick made the Hippopotamus comment, I legitimately feared for his life for a split second.
you forget Asmon's secret recipe: cobweb on the oven tray
The best frozen pizza brand, hands down, is Screamin' Sicilian.
I really like Home Run Inn 🍕👍
Can't wait for Asmon to react to this video, and watch it for the third time.
After so many cooking streams I wonder: what is better made from scratch and what is not worth the effort and good enough delivered?
Kinda depends where you order it from, but any franchised fast food isn't even worth smelling
I have ordered 3 or 4 times in the last 2 years and regretted it every time
Fast food are usually good because of their “secret recipe” sauces. The trouble with them is they are good freshly packed. Then, fried foods are almost not worth the clean up. It tastes amazing but the trouble you have to go through, especially if you live in an apartment or don’t have access to outdoor to not have oil smell all over the kitchen. So those are better delivered.
As for at home, all of those fancy breakfast with avocados are better at home. It’s not hard if you cut down on the components they put on. Then there’s anything bread. Making bread might be a pain initially and flour to water ratio can seem annoying, but that’s probably the only variable to adjust once you got the process and technique down. I used to make pizza at home because it’s just bread dough flatten then rolled or sketched by hand. I seldom have outside pizza until one day having a domino one and realised how boring fast food doughs are, even though they actually rolled the dough on site and baked in oven. It’s like having sushi with tough, left over rice.
Speaking of, very few to none of the Chinese dishes, Japanese and Korean dishes are that doable at home. The technique is not exactly the problem, but the ingredients are usually not what you would have in your fridge unless you are Asian.
@@Wurldz Thanks for the detailed reply. Do you think that for pizza you need a special kind of oven or does it not matter for the taste?
Fastfood has it's processed charm and harder to recreate then you think.
Ethnic food is damn hard.
Only easy to make stuff that's usually better then take out is white people food like steak, salmon, meatloaf and casseroles.
@@AldjinnTV only exception to that is it's original location. Found out my go to caribbean spot franchised out to a location that's way closer and it was terrible.
Funny thing is the original spot is literally a hole in the wall, in a ghetto neighborhood and rundown. The new spot is all fancy n cozy.
with the purchase of the extra pepperoni, cheese and oregano, it's no longer a 2 dollar pizza.
1:49 his forehead has insane wifi signal
Malena makes nicks life so much easier
I think I eat bad, but then I see what these streamers eat and I think I’m ok😂
can someone tell me what he said at the last bonus clip? its hard for me to understand. freaking language barrier.
can't believe it comes from me but, Malena you actually been funny as hell here and I really did enjoy watching it.
remind me never to give nick fries with asmongold pizza
I have the feeling Asmon grew up poor and even though he has money now he is just humble and prefers not changing his ways 😊
Wow, I truly feel old now. I remember my mom telling me when she was young things cost a quarter then for us it was a dollar now it’s two dollars.
Red Baron pizzas are like $4 where I live.
You could eat 4-5 Asmon pizzas for the price of the others. So it even if the others were 3 times as good, Asmon's would be better for the price to taste ratio...
Only if he always adds the extra toppings. That is a 3 or 4 dollar pizza after all that.
It's just that ez
I didn’t know the other pizzas cost $12-20? You can buy a rising crust digorno for $6.50 and it’s probably 3 times the amount of food
4:35 i jumped...like i legit jumped.
Zach was def that one smelly kid in school😂
He said because he doesn’t sweat he doesn’t have a bad B.O smell
@@tylerward5839 his entire house is full of vermin, mold, and rot, so take that with a grain of salt.
I do that with Jacks peperoni pizza, bigger pizza and super good.
It's better because he puts fresh stuff on top of it.
There was actually a cob web and a spider on the rack he cooked the pizza on.
You can get a way bigger frozen pizza than that for like 90p in the UK.
Made out of crushed up bugs and blood pudding 🤮x100
90 pennies for a pizza is crazy
They taste like soap tho, have to burn them to remove the taste 😂
They are awful if they are the ones I think you are talking about
i wouldnt call those edible food tbh
forgot the cobwebs missing a vital piece
This had to be from at least 6months ago... Dominos no longer has the $7.99 3 topping large, it is now $12.99 for 5 toppings or $7.99 for 1 topping.
forgot the spider webs
How are people only now discovering that cheap ready-made food is fire if you add non-fozen ingredients and seasoning to them? Bro, I eat $3 soup from the can and add like 4 different herbs and spices and a dash of MSG and the result is like the most delicious soup you can get.
College memories that turned into adult heartburn.
I like digorno but I believe adding to the totinos would help alot
Pizza and FRIES? Jesus
He didn't say the others suck, He says they cost more, He wants cheaper pizza not caring about taste.
Not bat Nick & Malena. Your pizza tastes a bit less arachnocious but still, can rival Zack's mighty pizza.
why is nick trying to change greatness, not even asmons pizza anymore
This guy will either die before 40 or outlive us all
You don't have to wash your hands if you don't wipe. 'Muri 'Nayah, where my goblins at?!
Even the fly wanted some.
Yoo When i was a kid I used to eat tostinos and frozen fries all the time for lunch during the summer, i know why nick said give me some fries i felt that
I do wash my hands constantly. Hell, sometimes when cooking I wash my hands after every different thing I cut. I'd say i wash my hands on average, probably 10 times a day.
chat dansgaming at a very normal home made pizza just shows how privileged and spoiled they are.
this humbnail is hilarious
Forgot the side of cobweb for aesthetic
Hippopotamus? That would get us crossbanned and bullied. And she's just laughing. So unfair.
I wash my hands after eating, cleaning, and using the restroom for any reason. Not only did COVID exist, but I had a stye in my eye (Presumably from touching something and touching my eye). I'm also considerate of others when I greet them and shake their hand.
I've downvoted this video in order to spread awareness and de-incentivize Nickado and Melly from making stupid jokes about hygiene and compassion. This is another example of a reason for me to stop watching their videos altogether.
I'm expecting a sea of trolls to make jokes and write crass comments, and I welcome them to "come out of the woodworks" and reveal themselves. It's time for us to take a stand and provide consequences for those that disregard themselves and other beings.
ok i ordered a freezer and about 30 boxes of them
Milk the Milkman! LOL
In all fairness, I love sushi with raw wasabi because it clears my sinuses. And I do get cold sweats when I have to shit because I have anxiety and panic disorders. If I don’t shit, I’m screaming and trying to stop the shaking and loss of breath my mind is telling me I’m having.
she definitely looked upset when he announced that The Kings pizza was the best pizza
I litterally cried at 4:34
how is red baron expensive in texas? that shit is like 4-5 dollars here in maryland
theres like frozen pizzas that are a normal size for literally cheaper than his little microwave pizza lol... i think he just doesn't look at prices at all in general.
i tried the Red Baron one before, it was good from what i remember. been a dozen years or so by now, but ya
how proudly Asmon claims he made pizza "from scratch" lol
Good Job with the intro Malena , xqcL