"If It's Not HARD, I Don't Want It In My Mouth..."
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- Опубліковано 3 січ 2025
- We cooked some eggs with Austin and Cyr :)
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Austin is such a charming guy. He adds so much to anything he's in.
Nick is still Rolling with his “Weaponized Incompetence” whenever he’s asked to do something.
not too sure, maybe its actual incompetence
@@XanderFenikkusu it’s working
Just this months favorite buzzphrase.... No such thing.
@@XanderFenikkusu Definitely real incompetence for Austin lmao
@@XanderFenikkusu, there's no bullshitting when you really don't know how to do something, and I'm gonna say nick's the type of person to say it but also the liking hard in the mouth thing. I'm questioning that heavily, but I'm also not a Nmplol regular. I'm a mizkid for context, but obviously, their boys, so I'm gonna see them and nick; he's just different, and I like others but idk abt hard things in mouths; imma need some more explanation there, but I did the lie detector episode, so ya XD
Lmao I fucking love Austin! His Trump impression was 10/10 lmao
comedic timing is amazing
Was hilarious, but also correct. It does sound a lot like China with like 700 million CCTV Cameras, social credit, and face recognition AI.
@@XanderFenikkusu the China understander has logged on
@@alighani2720?
Agreed, and the best part is the imitation was factual.
Editors did super fucking good on this video
I'm beginning to see more and more why nick is the way is he is. His mom sounds ruthless.
For real
Yeah no wonder. Makes a lot of sense now that you mention it. Did she teach him anything or just give him shit 24/7?
She called the cops on him the first time he cursed at her.
@@stephanie-ty3df jesus is that true?
@@stephanie-ty3df People that call the cops for shit that isn't an emergency are the worst.
14:47 Hasan calling this his 9/11 killed me
Austin is great, a born entertainer.
I love when Malena starts speaking in her native tongue. It’s never nice, but it’s always funny. 😂
nicks joke right after austins at 2:33 actually got me in tears. also, man nick needs to read some history and literature before preaching 'polomism' bro 💀
Exactly. planned economy and communism is not only unethical and undesirable, it also has never, and will never work.
HAhahaha
Also needs to understand what dark matter actually is.
Braindead thing he said and i personally hope that those things he said is just a joke COPIUM
@@ShaunRL It's obviously matter that is dark 5Head
Did not expect this combo would work so well
you guys mix sooooo well with austin its great please do more together
The charisma oozing off Austin is unbelivable
he is a natural born show man
i did not expect austin to fail so bad at cacking an egg i choked on my food.
We need more Austin with you guys!!! This my is favorite stream you guys have done yet
Lmao Nick describing 1984 by George Orwell got me dead
14:25 "oh my good.. sooo tempting"
definitely killed me
Malena is already basically an adoptive mom for 20 different adult male streamers, why would she want kids?
this was one of the best edited videos i've seen on Nick's YT. It'll be hard to find what segments to put into a highlights video, this video is really well done.
i love austin so glad he's joining!!!!
I LOVE the Hasan cut-scenes
Lmao 🤣
Bro loved this video! I miss the steams but I look forward to these videos. And Austin is so cool! Love you guys Nick & Malena. Great video guys, keep it up!
Haha the editing with Hasan was great.
You guys are actually so wonderful and pleasant to watch together, that was great.
austin is one of my favorite streamers who NEVER STREAMS god damn it
This was such a dope stream loved it guys keep it up
Its so sad how people will force/scar you with their beliefs and make you feel like your a bad person. My families like that too
10:05 Nick uses the plot for Psychopass and tries to pass it off as his own theory...
Cyr and Austin is like one of my favs to feature in any stream…they just work perfectly and have great chemistry with any streamer. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Austin: Where’s the egg whites?
Malena: *opens the carton of eggs.
Malena is a thug.
you cut out Malena's setup to the cyr orphan joke. She did the heavy lifting.
I feel nicks happiness has gone up since camp knut. Props to him
i fking love austin, missed the guy!
sometimes with these streamers it feels weird how far they progressed at their age, but then you see them (try to) do the most basic stuff like cook and you discover there are huge swaths of their lives where they have progressed 0% and are basically inept
similar to most gamers.
@@FriendxA what??
I felt bad for Cyr, sitting there looking at food knowing he can't eat it.
Austin sounded so defeated at 6:10
That was the greatest transition I have EVER seen from nicks stream to hasans stream
Austin is so fucking funny, he elevates any stream he's on IMO
yoooo extracting the eggs was the funniest shit i've ever seen in a looong time idk why
Nick love you. Keep going. You're strong!
My kudos to the editor! Well done!
Helvete, Malena is so considerate! De trodde jag aldrig om norrbaggar! ;)
I love Malena, she has her moments.
Holy hell Austin! He’s great! “Where are the egg whites? OHHH you can do that?”
Nick looking thin an actual gladiator he crushed it with leg day
Great edit! Keep it coming :D
Im not someone who usually watches many different streams...I got my like 10 or so I bounce between usually. I gotta say over these past few weeks and following Nick and Camp Knut I have added Knut and Wake to the list because they are such good dudes and now I think I gotta add Austin to the list. My man is hilarious.
Austin doing the Trump impression had me laughing off my chair so good lmao
i wish austin would come to texas more offten , he works so well with every streamer there
Austin i enjoyed ur sense of humor to bring out that shirt that said im not gay.. have fun joking around feels so free. Austin i applaud you 👏 lol
Austin’s impressions are hilarious!! 😂
New editor? Seems like a bit different style. Well done
Austin is a fantastic guest, funny guy. They all get along really well.
If I could hit the like button more than once I would... Love the streams and the youtube
Best vid in a minute, maybe because of all the cameos lol but jokes were 11/10
BRO, I had no idea who Austin was but, the first 3 mins of the video made me like him. He's hilarious and seems to be a great bud to be around
I just have to say, that thumbnail is nothing short of incredible
Malena hitting Nick with the two piece combo at the beginning.
when austin broke the egg and it fell LEMAO
Amazing editing tbh!
4:06 boyz
Nick described the movie The Giver
thats where my son is gonna be one day lol, nick that was cute and pogo at the same time
Not pogo.
She doesnt want kids tho
@@mother4413 He can still have kids
@@mother4413 thats why its pogo lol he makes her uncomfortable
@@mother4413 I've heard that plenty of times by people that inevitably became parents anyway.🥱😶
This was such a great stream. Austin is so damn funny.
actually W guest
10:15 lmfao
Watching this confirms that all you need in life is insane luck.
Yo I have no idea who this kid is, but this stream was awesome! :D And his Trump impression was off the hook! :D
he is otherwise known as Rajj Patel, was very big on twitch for a while for hosting game shows with a bunch of streamers over videocall
Austin is such a funny guy
Damn nmp needs some prescription test. I'm 33 and always wake up with morning wood.
@T€RB never said constantly. Just morning wood. I got high T and a wild sex drive. I'm not getting something checked in have no problem with. Unless I have a problem getting it up, I'm good.
@T€RB I build muscle very easily, and I can fuck with no problem. If this is too high, I'm glad to have this problem. Most men have a way lower test count than men in the 50s and 60s. So I consider myself "blessed".
I may be wrong but I think he actually was taking test for a while, not long after he initially found out he has low testosterone.
I wonder what happened with that... :v
Special guest? It’s just Austin LULW
didnt invent it but now im using that.... my kids will know about this
0:10 Whos gonna tell him that his swimmers don't swim
Malena is so wholesome
my son nick 0:10 ayo polom
In all honestly iam from Europe, I didn't know this bottle trick. Eating egg coming from a carton sounds disgusting to me but to each their own, i guess that's america.
Did they get a new editor? Cause he’s been going crazy with the videos lately
Is this the most pineapples in one vid
Malena,
*Summoning a Smoke Monster is a little Overkill* @00:06-00:09
I didn't know Austin was this cool
such a funny stream ty austin
Austin is a "Pineapple" bomb 😂
Austin>knut it ezzz okay malynahhh 😂😂
That egg trick is cool but unneccisary just seperate then the normal way
YO WTF MALENA Just taught me the greatest life lack. Actual 200 iq empty waterbottle to suck up yolks
💜 Love the videos
i love yt outro
10:50 Malena's disbelief face is PERFECT LMAO
this was really pineapple
I really pineapple this stream
10:41 her reaction is definitely someone that just got exposed... damn
where is the reading ban appeals I need to see it
Yo, I'm not a doctor, but I've done immense amount of research on hormones, hormonal replacement, testosterone, etc. A test level 212 ng/dL is immensely low for a man in his late 20s early 30s. Nick is probably benefitting from the weight lifting and exercise, since that does increase test, but he should very much go to a doctor and talk about TRT. Low test can lead to numerous health complications, and I wanna keep PogO-ing for a while, buddy. Keep it up, we're all gonna make it.
"pineapple" :)
Was watching the stream but got a noti so I had to watch. (they're live rn)
Polism is just 1984 big brother.
Also Austin's Trump impression is so good
the vibes were immaculate we need hasan will and austin in the kitchen
The shirts were so good🤣 and nice edits with Hasans stream. “Seems like a you problem”
Pineapple 🍍
Austin is such a funny dude 😂
Nick reminds me so much of Jerry Smith
10:20 haha
Austin doesn’t want to sleep at Hassan’s because he might try to sleep with Hassan lol