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  • @szandorthe13th
    @szandorthe13th Рік тому +20489

    the caveman when his buddy eats an unidentified mushroom and fucking dies

    • @VertexGP
      @VertexGP Рік тому +280

      LMFAO

    • @dianaestrada1584
      @dianaestrada1584 Рік тому +172

      bruh 💀

    • @SedriqMiers
      @SedriqMiers Рік тому +95

      Legend

    • @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent
      @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Рік тому +316

      The fucking caveman when his buddy discovers fire and indirectly causes the creation of ammonia fertilizer and mustard gas

    • @kotafy4655
      @kotafy4655 Рік тому +301

      Call me childish. But can we all agree that when the word “fucking” is added before “dies” its funny. Or is my sense of humor just broken

  • @noobobotgaming8944
    @noobobotgaming8944 8 місяців тому +2206

    Villains hearing the main hero monologue about the power of friendship:

  • @generalbutterscotch4887
    @generalbutterscotch4887 9 місяців тому +2602

    Bro didn't just gasp, he siphoned the entire room's oxygen in one go.

  • @Zer-post
    @Zer-post 9 місяців тому +1408

    Oppenheimer realizing that his weapon of mass destruction is a weapon of mass destruction:

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 8 місяців тому +38

      *z o o p e r s*

    • @minco997
      @minco997 3 місяці тому

      ​@@olliegoria"yeah bombs kills people"
      -ablerteinstein

    • @troev
      @troev 3 місяці тому +7

      OOH YEAAH DARADADA DARADADA BABY BABY!

    • @RileyTheGhost
      @RileyTheGhost 3 місяці тому +7

      @@troevDA DA DA DUN DA DA DA DUN!!!
      OOH YEAH!! DA DA DA DUN DA DA DA DUN!!
      BABY BABEH! D-DA DA DA DA DA DUN!!

    • @zieykey
      @zieykey Місяць тому +3

      shimmi shimy yay shimi yay shimya

  • @kdickey414
    @kdickey414 Рік тому +2075

    Adam when he realizes what fruit his wife just gave him:

    • @09SkyFrost
      @09SkyFrost Рік тому +133

      Adam when he ate the fruit and realized he's naked

    • @TheFalseShepphard
      @TheFalseShepphard Рік тому +9

      @@09SkyFrost Kinda gay

    • @flextape467
      @flextape467 Рік тому +13

      @@TheFalseShepphard how?

    • @orsonukain
      @orsonukain Рік тому +40

      @@TheFalseShepphardits not gay. according to the bible, adam and eve were created without clothing, and werent aware. thats when god gave them his knowledge and then they both made clothing using leaves to cover their parts.

    • @alexradice8163
      @alexradice8163 Рік тому +3

      ​@silly3mybee the Bible isn't a dictionary

  • @catzp1zak604
    @catzp1zak604 Рік тому +2597

    The people of Troy when they hear the giant wooden horse they brought in start speaking greek:

    • @orsonukain
      @orsonukain Рік тому +51

      I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY WATER 💀💀

    • @MattEBF5
      @MattEBF5 11 місяців тому +32

      "alexander" *draws bow* "did that horse just speak greek?"

    • @travisnguyen7260
      @travisnguyen7260 11 місяців тому +32

      *2000 years later*
      The Americans when the trees start speaking Vietnamese

    • @MattEBF5
      @MattEBF5 11 місяців тому +17

      @@travisnguyen7260 "grommet" *loads gun* "did that tree just speak Vietnamese?"

    • @travisnguyen7260
      @travisnguyen7260 11 місяців тому +11

      @@MattEBF5
      “Chỉ cần đi thôi”
      “Bro not the campers my guy”

  • @briancurley7683
    @briancurley7683 9 місяців тому +270

    When you realize 3 years later that woman was, in fact flirting with you.

  • @thedakagal5895
    @thedakagal5895 2 місяці тому +105

    The protagonist in a kids film when the obviously evil character turns out to be evil:

  • @PreeSpunky
    @PreeSpunky Рік тому +23826

    Valve when they realize their one intern that's working on TF2 hasn't clocked back in from his lunch break for the last six years

  • @Kkhond
    @Kkhond Рік тому +9305

    Anarchists when they realise they have a body part called “prostate”

  • @JoacoonCraftLite
    @JoacoonCraftLite 9 місяців тому +592

    me at midnight, thinking about something i did 8 years ago

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 6 місяців тому +8

      Fr

    • @LiterallyInternet
      @LiterallyInternet 3 місяці тому +15

      As someone who is trying to sleep, all of the cringe stuff i did just flooded back to me.

    • @JoacoonCraftLite
      @JoacoonCraftLite 3 місяці тому +3

      @@LiterallyInternet oh shi- sorry
      (it was going to happen anyway)

    • @marianogarcia2709
      @marianogarcia2709 2 місяці тому +1

      About that girl you liked like 3 years ago 😅

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 2 місяці тому

      @@marianogarcia2709😂

  • @Kayzo_world
    @Kayzo_world 9 місяців тому +340

    When you're in the middle of a horror game and suddenly your game starts auto saving your data:

    • @carlosbustos8096
      @carlosbustos8096 4 місяці тому +12

      When you're entering ravenholm in hl2 and it takes a little too long to load than usual

  • @Stonedsheepu8906
    @Stonedsheepu8906 Рік тому +23595

    He sounds like an analog horror creature whenever he gasps

  • @shadowrust2344
    @shadowrust2344 Рік тому +10445

    Dude's living life with the FOV set to Quake Pro.

    • @12eid_25
      @12eid_25 Рік тому +114

      underrated comment, also a smart one

    • @stronzoguy9543
      @stronzoguy9543 Рік тому +65

      QUAKE, holy fuck

    • @GGAllienn
      @GGAllienn Рік тому +15

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @suname8836
      @suname8836 Рік тому +4

      I laughed out loud at this

    • @SynthLizard8
      @SynthLizard8 Рік тому +33

      I bet you're taking a well-earned smug grin and crossed arms right now for nailing a clever, funny comment.

  • @rickdaniel7341
    @rickdaniel7341 2 місяці тому +25

    Nintendo Copyright department realizing Italy is full of people named Mario and Luigi:

  • @megashark1013
    @megashark1013 9 місяців тому +267

    The term "bug-eyed" is often overused, but I think it applies quite handily there.

  • @thecone3914
    @thecone3914 Рік тому +23305

    The priest who saved Hitler from drowning as a kid seeing 15,000,000 kill assists in his screen:

    • @ajgarcia9879
      @ajgarcia9879 Рік тому +917

      💀💀💀

    • @CreativeColton
      @CreativeColton Рік тому +2075

      He was also spared during a chance encounter with a U.S soldier during the First World War. Hitler wasn’t armed, so he wasn’t killed.

    • @bigman1163
      @bigman1163 Рік тому +1950

      ​@@CreativeColtonplot armor

    • @strawdeath263
      @strawdeath263 Рік тому +1882

      @@bigman1163 He was destined to perform a canon event.

    • @phaseshift943
      @phaseshift943 Рік тому +137

      y'all killing me but how you do you know all this lmao

  • @hubzertzert
    @hubzertzert 10 місяців тому +6286

    The area 51 employee in 2019 starting a Plague Inc game on the wrong computer:

    • @Lord_assmacker
      @Lord_assmacker 10 місяців тому +124

      Underrated

    • @lambn25
      @lambn25 10 місяців тому +278

      Pray that bro don’t start a hearts of iron 4 the new order on it 💀💀💀

    • @tech_red4277
      @tech_red4277 9 місяців тому +72

      ​@@lambn25we would live in a cringe ass world written by a 12 yo kid

    • @ketryZ2473
      @ketryZ2473 9 місяців тому +21

      @@lambn25the last of us💀

    • @jakcesleepingrn5739
      @jakcesleepingrn5739 9 місяців тому

      Anomaly: God's PC
      Class: DTI
      Risk level: Astronomical
      At the first glance, it seems like an ordinary PC from ~2004 year but with 5 religious sign on it's side and absolutely nothing inside.
      It is indestructible, however, even a nuclear blast couldn't cause it's destruction.
      When PC is turned on, it glows and makes noises similar to a regular PC despite being hollow inside.
      No personnel is allowed go ever touch it without proper spectating and control over the seance.
      Anomaly of this object is simple, yet extremely dangerous.
      Experiment 1.
      PC was turned on, employee was ordered to download videogame called "Counter Strike: Global Offensive". Employee launched the game and by using Area's wifi, was able to play one round of it. Employee was on the blue team.
      Yellow team was able to wipe out their teammates and plant a bomb on a specific spot. However, employee won the round by wiping entire Yellow team and defusing the bomb, thus completing game's objective and winning the round. After the round, PC suddenly turned off.
      Later that day, the same scenario as during the game happened, a SPEC OPS agent, despite their entire team dying, could stop a terrorist attack in ###### and defuse the bomb.
      Results pending...

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 5 місяців тому +46

    Elden Ring players reading the lore of the boss they spent 30 minutes fighting and finding out they were a better main character.

  • @tpayer033
    @tpayer033 7 місяців тому +87

    Sonic villains when they suddenly hear Crush 40/Kellin Quinn suddenly playing from the skies:

  • @01Nexus
    @01Nexus Рік тому +57842

    Kevin's parents after forgetting him for the 567th fucking time:

  • @marcy8313
    @marcy8313 Рік тому +16229

    The fact that he only fully blinked with one eye is hilarious

    • @Reds_E
      @Reds_E Рік тому +983

      Wtf why am I only seeing it now, that just made it 100000x funnier

    • @nihilus1626
      @nihilus1626 Рік тому +489

      @@Reds_E I've rewatched this video at least 10 times and only just now saw it because of the comment, fucking wheezed when I did.

    • @beaussanova2775
      @beaussanova2775 Рік тому +610

      he has severe atchaforya. one eye is looking at ya the other is looking for ya

    • @someone12128
      @someone12128 Рік тому +61

      Wait I just noticed that 💀💀

    • @Tr3yM34
      @Tr3yM34 Рік тому +43

      yo what the hell lmao

  • @shlinkt8449
    @shlinkt8449 9 місяців тому +83

    C.I.A after getting a kill assist on Kennedy:

  • @Tha_Thiccness
    @Tha_Thiccness 9 місяців тому +130

    Obi-Wan after going into the security recordings

  • @Cool_Adrian7
    @Cool_Adrian7 Рік тому +24484

    The first ever person to feed their dog chocolate:

    • @FuknKms
      @FuknKms Рік тому +757

      funny, but in all seriousness our dog ate an entire chocolste cake and was just fine, lol.. either thatnor someone else did and just blamed her

    • @Broc_Obama
      @Broc_Obama Рік тому +393

      Do not let them have anything with xylitol
      My dog had a horrible seizure after eating some mentos
      Edit: I did not "give" him mentos 😂, he got them off the counter

    • @Lolwhattheheck
      @Lolwhattheheck Рік тому +59

      ​@@FuknKmswhen did that happened?

    • @crazyfriend50
      @crazyfriend50 Рік тому +300

      ​@@Lolwhattheheckbefore the age of evolution

    • @kirzeyboi1234
      @kirzeyboi1234 Рік тому +53

      ​@@FuknKmsBro your pfp 💀

  • @HereComesBoi
    @HereComesBoi Рік тому +5015

    The Romans: *Bury Jesus*
    Three days later: *the tomb is empty*
    The Romans:

  • @tophatproduction2363
    @tophatproduction2363 27 днів тому +6

    Anakin Skywalker when he realizes that force-choking Padmé kills her

  • @GeorgeTheGeneral1821
    @GeorgeTheGeneral1821 7 місяців тому +40

    That one professor who rejected Hitler from Vienna art school twice :

  • @MajoraWaffle
    @MajoraWaffle Рік тому +56401

    noah when he realized he forgot the dinosaurs:

    • @eggman3908
      @eggman3908 Рік тому +3274

      As a Christian this is funny. There are actual explanations for this though that are quite in-depth so I won't get into them here but they could have gone extinct due to a lack of food after the flood. Or maybe Genesis is just a type of poetry. Anyways God bless
      Note : i am not a good person or good Christian. If you want to thank me for being polite or whatever, don't. Instead Thank God. God bless

    • @AlzzoGames
      @AlzzoGames Рік тому +1194

      ​@@eggman3908🍷🗿

    • @cooleecoolee9504
      @cooleecoolee9504 Рік тому +1812

      ​@@eggman3908Finally a based christian that doesn't copy/paste some bible stuff in random comments or forcing a group of commenters to be christan

    • @Hoonter_of_Hoonters
      @Hoonter_of_Hoonters Рік тому +686

      ​@@eggman3908the best Christian I've seen in a UA-cam comment section so far

    • @eggman3908
      @eggman3908 Рік тому +577

      @@cooleecoolee9504 i don't find the first part bad. I get the second one. Preach the Gospel. Don't force it. That's why we have free will. God bless

  • @TwelfthQuotient
    @TwelfthQuotient Рік тому +47879

    when the controller dies but youre 12 thousand yards underwater:

  • @Speedster428
    @Speedster428 7 місяців тому +63

    Serial killers when they see you run into the living room

  • @phindude
    @phindude 9 місяців тому +101

    The art teacher after finding out what happened after rejecting that one Austrian kid:

  • @clemenciakimmayong1163
    @clemenciakimmayong1163 10 місяців тому +464

    Leon when the residents aren’t evil :

    • @daveSUStaine31
      @daveSUStaine31 4 місяці тому +31

      Leon when Ashley does something stupid for the morbillionth time

    • @ArsonHall
      @ArsonHall 3 місяці тому +4

      @@daveSUStaine31daveSUStaine31 when he realizes Morbius died a year ago

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 3 місяці тому

      Imma morb you​@@ArsonHall

    • @Likgaty15
      @Likgaty15 3 місяці тому +8

      Gordon when he's at full life

    • @beefiestsurprise269
      @beefiestsurprise269 3 місяці тому +6

      Raiden when the metal gear isn't rising to take its revengence

  • @djfaded420
    @djfaded420 9 місяців тому +71

    "Honey I'm coming home from work. How's our son?"
    "I thought you had him..."

    • @lawgd23
      @lawgd23 2 місяці тому +1

      hehehe

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 2 місяці тому

      🤣🤣😂

    • @djfaded420
      @djfaded420 2 місяці тому

      @@corpig4021 🥴🛎️🛎️💥

  • @Stonex180
    @Stonex180 9 місяців тому +288

    When you realize that the Heavy you just healed was actually a Spy

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 10 місяців тому +2640

    Carthage: **rams enemy ships**
    Romans: **boards their ships**
    Carthage:

    • @giovannicostantini1637
      @giovannicostantini1637 10 місяців тому +49

      Ahhhh
      A true man of history i see

    • @Deathwing21
      @Deathwing21 9 місяців тому +17

      Carthago delinda est and also at the same time, Hail Hannibal! One of the greatest generals of history

    • @biggreen276
      @biggreen276 9 місяців тому +11

      ahh yes, the corvus.

    • @zarpp9411
      @zarpp9411 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@biggreen276ah yes WAVE

    • @biggreen276
      @biggreen276 9 місяців тому +3

      @@zarpp9411 I sure do love losing 3 fleets to mother nature😊

  • @averagegamer8665
    @averagegamer8665 Рік тому +1521

    When you've been gaming all night and hear birds chirping outside

  • @corpig4021
    @corpig4021 2 місяці тому +11

    Me: eats chips
    Everyone at the casino:

  • @TravisFebruary
    @TravisFebruary 8 місяців тому +31

    Mitch McConnell’s only functioning neuron when it can’t synapse:

  • @knatspray
    @knatspray Рік тому +11500

    The skinwalker when he’s too good at acting like a human so he ends up dying of old age with four kids and a mansion

    • @LeeMadik
      @LeeMadik Рік тому +789

      *he ends up having to pay taxes for me..

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 Рік тому +376

      The internet when they realize Skinwalkers *are* basically humans in original mythology

    • @That7mad
      @That7mad Рік тому +51

      I searched for the meaning of skinwalker and I still don't get it :(

    • @Jinginator
      @Jinginator Рік тому +7

      Underrated comment

    • @dank90
      @dank90 Рік тому +150

      ​@@That7madCongratulations! That means you are one!

  • @jakobkipp3809
    @jakobkipp3809 Рік тому +3897

    Dude is an ultimate streamer. Hes taught himself how to game and lokk at chat at the same time

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan 8 місяців тому +48

    Mojang employees when they're told to work on the game for more than 31 minutes

    • @solo18343
      @solo18343 3 місяці тому +11

      Terraria employees when they’re told to work on the game for less than 31 minutes:

    • @Mayflower-Yev
      @Mayflower-Yev 2 місяці тому +3

      @@solo18343 “Alright time for the last update… WHAT DO YOU MEAN JOSH JUST SINGLEHANDEDLY CREATED ANOTHER UPDATE FOR THE GAME?! DAMN IT!”

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 2 місяці тому

      ​@@solo18343Terraria employees using the composers as an excuse for making a quickie then realizing is november 24 already:

    • @user-zl6we8ll5d
      @user-zl6we8ll5d 2 місяці тому +2

      Fazbear Entertainment employees when they're told to fix the pink and white fox again:

  • @About67Crabs
    @About67Crabs Місяць тому +9

    bro sounds like a pokémon coming out of it's pokeball in the pokémon games

  • @What-do-i-put-here941
    @What-do-i-put-here941 10 місяців тому +3428

    Oppenheimer when his invention can actually kill millions of people:

    • @communistkorok1501
      @communistkorok1501 9 місяців тому +19

      😆

    • @Natogoon
      @Natogoon 7 місяців тому +138

      Wait... b-bombs le KILL??!!?!

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 5 місяців тому +65

      Albert Einstein watching as his math equation destroys 2 Japanese cities

    • @Relhio
      @Relhio 5 місяців тому +3

      From what I understood only like 2/10 of the uranium reacted properly, so...

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 5 місяців тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @daedriccheddar
    @daedriccheddar Рік тому +3528

    Scout mains at 124 health when someone at 10 health grabs the medkit before them

    • @brunonogueiradarocha5413
      @brunonogueiradarocha5413 Рік тому +25

      I only had one job and i still Fail at it

    • @sewerbeeferino
      @sewerbeeferino Рік тому +5

      True lol

    • @sinny4560
      @sinny4560 Рік тому +23

      Hey we DESERVE that medkit more than our useless teammates!

    • @JamesFireclaw
      @JamesFireclaw Рік тому +13

      Is this referencing TF2? If so I love that joke man!

    • @teaboy301
      @teaboy301 Рік тому +4

      Its funny you mention this because when I do fight someone head on I always steal the medkit from them even if I don't need it so they cant heal.
      It's genius really.

  • @Titanus_King_Kong336
    @Titanus_King_Kong336 2 місяці тому +8

    0:02 water haters seeing what is in the chemical components in their soft drinks:

  • @theinglorious8963
    @theinglorious8963 9 місяців тому +9

    The caveman when he hits his friend with a big stick and he doesn’t get back up.

  • @Ventilator44
    @Ventilator44 Рік тому +2651

    Vegans when they realize they live in the Milky Way:

  • @TheCrimsonClub
    @TheCrimsonClub 9 місяців тому +23

    The SS guards when they realise hitler said, "glass of juice"

  • @st4rspangled
    @st4rspangled 4 місяці тому +4

    *Aztecs when they realize the child they sacrificed didn’t solve anything:*

  • @kylewilkins919
    @kylewilkins919 Рік тому +836

    I imagine this is what fish sound like when you pull them out of water

    • @Yourlocalwordrobe
      @Yourlocalwordrobe Рік тому +47

      i don't know if most scary part is when they are gasping, or when they are saying "OH NO".

    • @Mahdi12
      @Mahdi12 Рік тому +5

      Nice pfp

  • @Stralis123
    @Stralis123 Місяць тому +6

    Americans when the trees start speaking Vietnamese:

  • @MrBoneMalone
    @MrBoneMalone Рік тому +2291

    What actually happened is that he tried to test the gun by shooting the car windows, but the windows didn't break, and it caused the car to catch on fire and explode.

    • @asriel4666
      @asriel4666 Рік тому +29

      In what game though, it looks like Call of duty

    • @NukeNuke22
      @NukeNuke22 Рік тому +151

      @@asriel4666redfall, and that look nothin like call of duty bro

    • @asriel4666
      @asriel4666 Рік тому +209

      @@NukeNuke22 how am I supposed to know? I can only see this guys facecam and not the game

    • @woah5546
      @woah5546 Рік тому +19

      @@asriel4666 the gun? the artstyle? brody

    • @TurdFurgeson275
      @TurdFurgeson275 Рік тому +170

      @@woah5546 "brody", you shouldn't expect everyone to know every single game's graphics. Especially off of a cutoff clip of a handgun.

  • @Frank-qn7de
    @Frank-qn7de Рік тому +3101

    damn pyrocynical really did let himself go after that HUGE drama

  • @marianogarcia2709
    @marianogarcia2709 2 місяці тому +8

    When you put two and two together and realized 3 years later, she was flirting with you

  • @No-dy3zk
    @No-dy3zk 9 місяців тому +12

    When Skinner sees smoke coming from his oven.

  • @thechickennuggetlordv2654
    @thechickennuggetlordv2654 Рік тому +4472

    Calamity Ganon when his plan worked and he can exhaust Zelda's power but then Link comes walking out of some cave a century later:

    • @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent
      @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Рік тому +78

      USA when they attack Mexico for seizing the panama canal but then they see General Saturnimo Cedillo and Execute Interior defense plan

    • @innocentzbat
      @innocentzbat Рік тому +34

      Judas when Jesus came back to life

    • @97Multiphantom
      @97Multiphantom Рік тому +77

      @@innocentzbatJudas actually game-ended himself right after the crucifixion

    • @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent
      @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Рік тому +2

      Judas actually got beat up by Jesus (source: UA-cam)

    • @somerandomguy579
      @somerandomguy579 Рік тому +9

      ​@97Multiphantom damn, I never knew this part of the Bible-lore, good to know!

  • @mranonymous4629
    @mranonymous4629 Рік тому +711

    When the villain gets surprised he lost after revealing his entire plan and how his powers work

    • @iambread2914
      @iambread2914 Рік тому +32

      Also the villain losing even though none of his plans/powers were leak and it was all just power of friendship:

    • @kat-zm2hn
      @kat-zm2hn Рік тому +4

      Basically jojo

    • @WackeWacke
      @WackeWacke Рік тому +1

      ​@@kat-zm2hnNah bro that's DBZ

    • @jgblkshot8375
      @jgblkshot8375 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kat-zm2hnSay you don't watch anime without saying you don't watch anime

    • @eugenekrabs141
      @eugenekrabs141 Рік тому

      how could this have happened?

  • @jaqbs0n
    @jaqbs0n 9 місяців тому +42

    When its zombie apocalypse and you forgot to put your plants in front of your house

    • @ndhart3213
      @ndhart3213 2 місяці тому +3

      Don’t worry! Get a fire axe or crowbar and a duffel bag!

  • @Machete1708
    @Machete1708 9 місяців тому +38

    Frieza when Goku went super sayian for the first time:

  • @smashflame2136
    @smashflame2136 Рік тому +790

    the demon overtaking my consciousness realizing that it has to work a 9-5 for minimum wage with no friends and nothing to look forward to in life

    • @smashflame2136
      @smashflame2136 Рік тому +83

      @TheodoreKaczynski-mi2vg you think i had an ex? imagine a girl talking to someone like me

    • @joniboi3699
      @joniboi3699 Рік тому +30

      ​@@smashflame2136You're just like me fr fr 😈

    • @rabbiyosef6127
      @rabbiyosef6127 Рік тому +17

      @@smashflame2136 just get a horse

    • @smashflame2136
      @smashflame2136 Рік тому +12

      @@rabbiyosef6127 wtf does that mean

    • @c.istopmotionstudio1900
      @c.istopmotionstudio1900 Рік тому

      @@smashflame2136horse sex

  • @lptotheskull
    @lptotheskull Рік тому +212

    Me after climbing into the back of the white van and not seeing any candy

    • @4-hk
      @4-hk 10 місяців тому +14

      And that why kids you listen to you're parents advices also look both way befor crossing the road

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @K3ntucky123
    @K3ntucky123 9 місяців тому +17

    When Spec Ops player uses the "White phosphorus"

  • @furycat28
    @furycat28 2 місяці тому +16

    Vegetarians when they realize plants are living too:

  • @srgmatrix6970
    @srgmatrix6970 Рік тому +6790

    0:00 Face of questioning, wondering "What might happen should I shoot this car a couple times?";
    0:03 Face of epiphany, becoming aware of own actions;
    0:05 Breathtaking bewilderment, grasping what will soon happen;
    0:07 My dude blinked with one eye
    0:08 Face of inexorable regret and calamity.

    • @braindeadgaming808
      @braindeadgaming808 Рік тому +724

      I thought blinking with one eye was impossible bro what how did he do that💀💀💀

    • @wommyu
      @wommyu Рік тому +274

      ​@@braindeadgaming808 thats called a wink

    • @braindeadgaming808
      @braindeadgaming808 Рік тому +431

      @@wommyu yeah but he like isnt winking it is hard to describe

    • @salim_707
      @salim_707 Рік тому +170

      He blinked with one eye wtf😂💀

    • @yomamashouse16
      @yomamashouse16 Рік тому +161

      I find it stupidly funny he blinked with one eye instead of both 😂

  • @conehead9796
    @conehead9796 Рік тому +728

    Slave owners when they realized they voted for free slaves (they meant free as in no paying)

    • @jos-is-a-bot
      @jos-is-a-bot Рік тому +27

      Dude noooo 😂

    • @santa_with_a_gun
      @santa_with_a_gun Рік тому +18

      a stack of likes

    • @DaleViejoshi
      @DaleViejoshi Рік тому +2

      alright, this one is the best comment

    • @DemoniteBL
      @DemoniteBL Рік тому +33

      You want slaves to be free, I want slaves to be free. We are not the same.

    • @Sirboi389
      @Sirboi389 Рік тому +1

      0:08 2 seconds after they realised what they have done….

  • @dirtydan351
    @dirtydan351 9 місяців тому +4

    Todd Howard in 2050 when people finally stop buying copies of Skyrim:

  • @Hellodude-el1sp
    @Hellodude-el1sp 9 місяців тому +13

    The first person to discover cats land on all 4 feet after throwing one off a roof:

  • @randehmarshgames4608
    @randehmarshgames4608 Рік тому +2343

    Ganondorf minding his own business when he sees Link piloting the BFG 10000:

    • @cakedon
      @cakedon Рік тому +19

      Wait a little second.....

    • @davidcaceres9184
      @davidcaceres9184 Рік тому +75

      The doom guy after realizing the bfg was replaced with a metal sword with a logo that is a triangle inside a triangle

    • @The_REDD_Driver
      @The_REDD_Driver Рік тому +26

      "This is my little friend, the Big FUCKING Gun"
      - Link, probably.

    • @AverageInstaUser
      @AverageInstaUser Рік тому +2

      Made this 1k like

    • @adityasorigami9284
      @adityasorigami9284 Рік тому +1

      Ah yes a classic crossover

  • @FiveEightyEight
    @FiveEightyEight Рік тому +732

    me when i'm chilling and then realize I haven't started that 12 page essay when it's due tomorrow

    • @wafflemation6887
      @wafflemation6887 Рік тому +41

      Bluds dead ⚰️

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme Рік тому +32

      The worst feeling imaginable

    • @goodcat132
      @goodcat132 Рік тому +18

      I made my 11 page essay in 2 hours with ChatGPT. It's not like I couldn't write it myself, I just couldn't write as fast as Chat. It literally wrote what I wanted to write, but faster.

    • @jainysail2941
      @jainysail2941 Рік тому +2

      ​​@@goodcat132relatable

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 Рік тому +7

      I had way too many moments like this in college, but it was always an exam I didn’t study for

  • @averageraviolienjoyer1884
    @averageraviolienjoyer1884 4 місяці тому +2

    When you wake up and see that homie sent the “thanks for everything” text 3 hours ago

  • @stuffzluvverz_7665
    @stuffzluvverz_7665 2 місяці тому +2

    Dinosaur when their showers felt a bit too hot:

  • @thibbz
    @thibbz Рік тому +777

    Politicians when they realize their job is to help people

    • @Chaos_kitsune
      @Chaos_kitsune Рік тому +40

      A circus helps more people. That impressive since both are ran by clowns

    • @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree
      @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree Рік тому +6

      @@Chaos_kitsune Clowns are part of the act, they don't usually run the circus.
      Unless you have ideas that go a little into conspiracy, this analogy doesn't make sense.

    • @shmuck9649
      @shmuck9649 Рік тому +12

      @@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree🤓

    • @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree
      @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree Рік тому +17

      @@shmuck9649 My argument: Destroyed
      My credibility: Withered
      My emotional state: Complete and utter shame
      I will never recover

    • @thebigenchilada678
      @thebigenchilada678 Рік тому

      @@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthreethe government is a broken institution corrupt to it’s core, the representatives we elect are powerless useless drones that put on an act to appeal or entertain the masses, in other words, clowns.
      A circus run by clowns wouldn’t be efficient as they’ve no understanding of business management nor the contacts and influence to travel to other locations, much in the same way our representative officials are incapable of running a country or telling the truth.
      There I explained the analogy, keep those glasses on.

  • @SmilingShadow900
    @SmilingShadow900 Рік тому +27448

    Mother: Don't forget to take the baby to bed and put the turkey in the oven.
    Mother when she gets back and sees the turkey calmly sleeping in the bed:

  • @serenegenerally
    @serenegenerally 4 місяці тому +4

    LMAOOOO THE FACT HIS EYES SPREAD APART LIKE HE’S A FISH IS SENDING ME

  • @verbosequestion
    @verbosequestion 3 місяці тому +5

    A very convincing skinwalker when the IRS knocks on their door

  • @creeperjo7
    @creeperjo7 Рік тому +8962

    Mojang: “we didn’t add sharks because they aren’t hostile in real life”
    Mojang after realizing what dolphins are like:

    • @LonderwOo0
      @LonderwOo0 Рік тому +248

      bro... 💀

    • @lofkii
      @lofkii 11 місяців тому +750

      nah but seriously, dolphins are 100x worse than sharks ever were

    • @rabbadoodles4522
      @rabbadoodles4522 11 місяців тому +562

      Sharks are like "look at me I'm gonna do a swim" while dolphins kill fish for their own pleasure and go further by playing with its corpse

    • @qJusy
      @qJusy 11 місяців тому

      ​@@rabbadoodles4522Don't forget the rape

    • @spookyplaguedoctor5714
      @spookyplaguedoctor5714 11 місяців тому +150

      @@rabbadoodles4522 "playing" sure...

  • @themonkeymang
    @themonkeymang Рік тому +6834

    Mojang employees when they see people minding their business in private servers

    • @dongatello6969
      @dongatello6969 Рік тому +20

      I don’t get this one

    • @StackND
      @StackND Рік тому +560

      ​@@dongatello6969mojang is going all out with the moderation on a community that moderates itself

    • @omgdodogamer4759
      @omgdodogamer4759 Рік тому +12

      LMAO

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 Рік тому +24

      @@StackNDif you mean pay to win stuff then that’s understandable, but idk what that means otherwise. I think they’re within their rights if something breaks the TOS.

    • @StackND
      @StackND Рік тому +164

      @@midnight4685 its not within their right to moderate self-moderating servers and peivate servers

  • @deaconaligood
    @deaconaligood 2 місяці тому +2

    the villain realizing they just killed archie sonic's friends:

  • @silentstreamr
    @silentstreamr 9 місяців тому +4

    Lenin's reaction to Gorbachev fracturing the Soviet Union:

  • @erayagdogan3389
    @erayagdogan3389 Рік тому +365

    "Mr Oppenheimer, I'm afraid to inform you that your creation, 'Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill', has been used in...an unexpected manner."

  • @rogueapache6467
    @rogueapache6467 Рік тому +1035

    Colleen's PR team when she pulls out a Ukulele in her apology video:

  • @Wiggly_Wormm
    @Wiggly_Wormm 5 місяців тому +1

    Cavemen realizing theres a1,000 pound bear charging at them 40 miles per hour

  • @mygemdiamond7898
    @mygemdiamond7898 Рік тому +359

    Vader: Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?
    Sidious: It seems in your anger, you killed her
    Vader:

  • @kingkoopa64
    @kingkoopa64 Рік тому +374

    Soldier mains when they don't feel their pocket medic near them for 0.001 seconds:

    • @LeeMadik
      @LeeMadik Рік тому +36

      Medic mains when their pocket soldier leaves them behind deep in enemy territory because their soldier did an "epic" Rollout

    • @russiajopa4555
      @russiajopa4555 Рік тому +14

      Me as gibus medic, healing my teammate and then one of the spies on the enemy team gets some kind of achievement:

    • @NoobySwooby
      @NoobySwooby Рік тому +3

      black box,concherer and escape plan/being skillful

    • @carsonthompson4260
      @carsonthompson4260 Рік тому +10

      TF2 players when they ignore a suspicious teammate in the heat of battle and then half their team mysteriously dies instantly

    • @MACKYBOY-41
      @MACKYBOY-41 Рік тому

      man i literally just hopped off tf2 to look at something else. not an insult. Just a coincidence.

  • @Ares-gow855
    @Ares-gow855 7 місяців тому +2

    The one guy who rejected hitler from art school:

  • @damememachine1022
    @damememachine1022 9 місяців тому +4

    Blud sounded like a Minecraft husk 💀💀 🏜️

    • @233j
      @233j 4 місяці тому

      all the comments here are gold, except for yours

  • @70icedtea50
    @70icedtea50 Рік тому +2940

    When your art is turning out amazing but you realize you've been drawing on the wrong layer for 30 minutes:

    • @igp899
      @igp899 11 місяців тому +69

      i feel you

    • @avacado4706
      @avacado4706 11 місяців тому +22

      LOL- OW

    • @Carob_55
      @Carob_55 11 місяців тому +44

      This hits too close 😂

    • @specterx2135
      @specterx2135 11 місяців тому +24

      As a procreate user
      Yes

    • @good_noodlewastaken
      @good_noodlewastaken 11 місяців тому +22

      once i spent like 20 minutes on line art just to open the layers page and be disappointed

  • @UntalentedBrick
    @UntalentedBrick Рік тому +744

    For anyone wanting to know why he was screaming like that: he was playing redfall and tried to shoot a cars window to see if it would shatter, it didn't and thats how we got this wonderful reaction.

    • @yoMRwhite1
      @yoMRwhite1 Рік тому +1

      where's his channel?

    • @hell1942
      @hell1942 Рік тому +225

      Seems like a rather extreme reaction even with the context lol

    • @MajoraWaffle
      @MajoraWaffle Рік тому

      @@yoMRwhite1 wheres the og video tho

    • @ifyourereadingthisnevergiveup
      @ifyourereadingthisnevergiveup Рік тому +18

      @@MajoraWaffle Redfall is amazing

    • @hoodcate
      @hoodcate Рік тому

      Because the game is so retarded that the car exploded instead lmfao

  • @ItsMeFern2019
    @ItsMeFern2019 9 місяців тому +8

    Literally one of my favorite clips ever, I quote it all the time

  • @TheDMChannelPerplexity
    @TheDMChannelPerplexity 3 місяці тому +2

    Casually gets recommended to me again 9 months later lol I still remember all of these memes so much.

  • @user-tm8ri2yr6g
    @user-tm8ri2yr6g Рік тому +1719

    Me blackout drunk in the bar remembering my 2 year old son in the truck with 90 degree weather and no ac:

    • @LilTurt69
      @LilTurt69 Рік тому +186

      Just buy another one.

    • @cumlord._.
      @cumlord._. Рік тому +119

      Just craft another baby

    • @GameyGaming
      @GameyGaming Рік тому +4

      Wth

    • @ratpee-gt2eh
      @ratpee-gt2eh Рік тому +36

      @@GameyGaming you wouldnt understand

    • @GameyGaming
      @GameyGaming Рік тому +3

      @@ratpee-gt2eh what do you mean I wouldn’t understand I was just surprised by the joke

  • @m1ndfields33
    @m1ndfields33 Рік тому +4762

    This dude is so underrated, he always cracks me the f*ck up and his call streams are the funniest shit ever.

    • @iskandar7354
      @iskandar7354 Рік тому +69

      Who is he?

    • @365DaysOfCristian
      @365DaysOfCristian Рік тому +271

      @@iskandar7354Michael does life but his channel is called Starfield is life right now

    • @ProjectEurobeat
      @ProjectEurobeat Рік тому +12

      Who tf is he I've looked everywhere for an answer

    • @365DaysOfCristian
      @365DaysOfCristian Рік тому +87

      @@ProjectEurobeat look at my comment dude…

    • @ProjectEurobeat
      @ProjectEurobeat Рік тому +5

      @@365DaysOfCristian Can't find your comment, is it in the top?

  • @Bensinat
    @Bensinat 9 місяців тому +9

    When you touch your pocket and can't feel your phone.
    Oldie but a goodie

  • @PanAmguy-np7et
    @PanAmguy-np7et 2 місяці тому +2

    That one worker in the Boeing 737 MAX factory hearing about the MAX blowout incident in January and realizing he forgot to screw in the bolts on the door of the plane.

  • @Remhad
    @Remhad Рік тому +168

    The guttural gasp he makes sounds like a cow gargling on salt water and it gets me every time

  • @ApolloMonke
    @ApolloMonke Рік тому +510

    Me who didn’t do my work for half of the semester checking my grades like I didn’t know I was failing every class:

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 Рік тому +13

      Oddly specific

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod Рік тому

      @@donovanjoseph737 Not really. Lots of people don't check their grades.

    • @itsprettys1mple
      @itsprettys1mple Рік тому +11

      Damn, that one hits a little too close to home.

    • @themarioking7127
      @themarioking7127 Рік тому +2

      .......yep.

    • @Sun_Disciple456
      @Sun_Disciple456 Рік тому +3

      And doing it with like the last 2 months of the second semester

  • @LonesomeDrifter1987
    @LonesomeDrifter1987 3 місяці тому +2

    When you accidentally let Foxy out of pirates cove without looking at the cameras in FNAF 1

  • @AFinnishPenguin.
    @AFinnishPenguin. 7 місяців тому +2

    everyone else after the nuclear bomb was made: *cheering*
    Oppenheimer:

  • @incendiarycrocs7449
    @incendiarycrocs7449 Рік тому +218

    he makes two individual legendary sounds, its perfect