"They were all disaffected.. like Berlin in 1929!" That whole sequence is just brilliant. There's no one better. Seen him live 3 times - once in a club in Watford, in the mid-90s. He still owes me a pint of the black stuff! ;-)
i love dylan! "They cant even walk straight! you put them on an infinate radial plain, they will find the one pebble there and devote their whole day to banging their eye on it!" haha, sounds like me
Have to argue..."When you turn it off, Daddy can't see ANYTHING, and he stands on YOUR toys trying to find you - and kill you...and breaks his FOOT!" LMAO!
When this first came out you laughed at this because it was super fun and witty. Now, two children later, I split my sides laughing tears gushing out my eyes like a broken faucet because this is every. single. fucking. day at home! 😂😂😂
"you're ten, you can get dropped drowned or electrocuted you can't have a fucking migraine" yes those are the only two ailments for a child. Got me so good
This hilarious video aside, go for it! Children are incredible, & being a parent is the experience of a lifetime. I almost didn't & I can't believe I nearly missed out on the most miraculous, fulfilling gift life has to offer. Best decision I've ever made. It can't be explained, only experienced, & then you will understand. If you deny your wife her hardwired desire to be a mother, she'll never be truly happy & you'll both miss out on the greatest love & joy you'll ever know. Be brave--do it!
If the USA can not convince the world what the right thing to do is, without using "physical education" then it is no longer the USA, but getting a mass of people to understand something is probably easier then getting a kid to, sometimes, not always. other times i's very much so the opposite of that... good comedy brings up good contraversy, according to Frued, it is one and the same, i agree.
"THEY WERE ALL SLUMPED OVER ON THE LAWN LIKE DEAD BUMBLE BEES DRINKING LATTE!" LOL LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!! :D
"They were all disaffected.. like Berlin in 1929!" That whole sequence is just brilliant. There's no one better. Seen him live 3 times - once in a club in Watford, in the mid-90s. He still owes me a pint of the black stuff! ;-)
You don't hear the Weimar Republic being referenced often in comedy.
Dylan Moran is a beast. As funny as they come.
"Get in the bath" No!
"Get out of the bath" No!
"Do something that's not mindless violence for 5 seconds will you?" Nnnnnnnnnno!
hahahaha
Jesus he's dark.
I love him
👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
"Please don't turn off the light switch ON & OFF again, you've absolutely nailed the principle findings of this experiment" 😂🤣🤣😂
"children in need of another biscuit" man that gets me every time
i love dylan!
"They cant even walk straight! you put them on an infinate radial plain, they will find the one pebble there and devote their whole day to banging their eye on it!"
haha, sounds like me
Up there with greatest stand-up shows of all time. Sublimely funny, endlessly inventive.
Oh, it's all these parties. You do your hair you put your frock on, nobody talks to the real you...
joycehamya Get me a martini, would you?!
That whole sequence is a masterclass in perfect comedy.
...they're disaffected, like Berlin in 1929...Genius!
Have to argue..."When you turn it off, Daddy can't see ANYTHING, and he stands on YOUR toys trying to find you - and kill you...and breaks his FOOT!"
LMAO!
Dylan Moran was in "Shaun of the dead" and his TV Show "Black Books" is a must-see !
When this first came out you laughed at this because it was super fun and witty. Now, two children later, I split my sides laughing tears gushing out my eyes like a broken faucet because this is every. single. fucking. day at home! 😂😂😂
"you're ten, you can get dropped drowned or electrocuted you can't have a fucking migraine" yes those are the only two ailments for a child. Got me so good
"I used to bound home from work to strike my children, keep in touch", hahahaha
Lmao 'I used to bound home from work to strike my children!'
I used to bound home from work to strike my children! Best line, what a delivery!
people who wake you up in the morning by kneeing you in the face talking gibberish
gnainainainahahahahamyaaaaaah
quality!!!
Dylan is a comedy genius 😆😂😂
You can tell that Dylan Moran has a very interesting view of his children.
He's a comdey genius.
Dylan Moran has kids himself, so I think he's just speaking from experience.
2:51 best moment in comedian history.
I watch this daily as it keeps making me laugh.
lmao! cannot stop quoting!
ate tiramasu t'other night - had mild spazz attack!
he's so funny!
XD
Comic genius. Truly x
TIRA MISU FRIED IN SUGAR
I love this man so much
"torchering the weakest member of the group" ..XD omg!
I like this...wish I wasn't picturing Dudley Moore the whole time though.
"Keep in touch."
Funniest part for me but barely anyone laughed at it. :/
That my kid, yeah mom I'm 3 years old learning the fluret, to a paranoid master gampler
This hilarious video aside, go for it! Children are incredible, & being a parent is the experience of a lifetime. I almost didn't & I can't believe I nearly missed out on the most miraculous, fulfilling gift life has to offer. Best decision I've ever made. It can't be explained, only experienced, & then you will understand. If you deny your wife her hardwired desire to be a mother, she'll never be truly happy & you'll both miss out on the greatest love & joy you'll ever know. Be brave--do it!
Im sorry that your children are a vessel to extract happiness from.
right back at ya mate.
He's great!!!!!
That would be epic!
i loved black books this guy is hilarious
@lovesthestars09 no hes not drunk, it's just his act
Like Berlin in 1929 hahaha
He’s lowkey adorable
Wot dat meeen?
6 people don't physically educate their children.
Depends how much you enjoy "physical education" lol
Me, 100%.
Thank you for,,,,,, Einterteinmemt
You so right,,,,,,
It would be interestin till know this fella grew up.
NONO NONONO!
Covid 19 brought me here
wat was it ? it was removed
If the USA can not convince the world what the right thing to do is, without using "physical education" then it is no longer the USA, but getting a mass of people to understand something is probably easier then getting a kid to, sometimes, not always. other times i's very much so the opposite of that...
good comedy brings up good contraversy, according to Frued, it is one and the same, i agree.
yes you are
@yyhlover It's the name of the tour.
No no no no no!!! XD
My watch is exactly the same as his for as far as I can tell from a 240p video
What's dial-up???
0:50 XD
lol play the video and press '2' on your keyboard repeatedly
@1989daniii and most of us don't want him.
What's with the (Monster)?
Wow, 10 years and no-one answered your question - 'Monster' is the name of this show/set/routine
@@largepurplemonkey Thanks dude!
Johnny Depp called kids little drunks way back and it became popular....
Dylan Moran is drunk. lol.
he seems drunk
He did and allways drank alot of wine
So what if he is? You seem judgy.
@1989daniii lol I can't stand Jeff Dunham...would be epic to see Dylan
yea i need subtitles