why bother trying to survive if youre super likely to get ripped apart horrifically anyway...id rather go out on my own terms i dont think im the protagonist
Literally my friend and I anytime we watch an apocalypse type movie, it quickly becomes commenting new ways to die quickly so we don't have to deal with all that
for me it was the movie establishing that you could be as loud as you wanted at the waterfall and then the family making zero effort to get her to the waterfall to give birth, nor ever even discussing that as an option. Like okay y'all's are jut stupid.
I'll literally never understand the point of living in a situation like this and thinking "yeah I'll let him nut inside me" LIKE GIRL WHAT DID U THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN 😭 HE HAS FINGERS
dan in the cow onesie 😭 i swear it’s always phil making dan put on the silliest costumes while he’s just got a funny little thing on or something, remember when he made dan put on that kangaroo costume for their australia video 😭
Meanwhile all Phil had was a Shark fin headband. Or the time Dan was forced to wear the Squid costume while Phil wore a reasonable Soma Yukihira cosplay
Dnp: You better be dimming the lights right now to have the full immersion experience Me, incapacitated while laying down and drooling blood in excruciating pain after my wisdom teeth surgery: i could not reach the light even if i tried dads sorry idgaf rn
Can confirm in that time I finished it all and graduated even (I stopped focusing because it's late night here and I was also trying not to make noise for the immersion lol)
@@klausjacklister you didn’t ask but as a texan i am delighted to explain buc-ees to you: buc-ees is a chain of rest stops, like for road trips and such, and they are known for having exceptionally clean bathrooms (which might sound weird, but if you’ve been in the car 5 hours it’s beautiful), a large selection of name brand snacks and drinks, as well as their own kind of custom versions of a lot of things like candies and nuts. They also have fudge and sandwiches and the like that they make there, and some other to-order foods-like a food court restaurant in a costco, more or less. they also have just a bunch of commodities, like home decor and toys, hand-crafted tchotchkes and keychains, candles, hand soaps and all that stuff, various YeeHaw merch, and, of course, Buc-ees merch like the shirt dan is wearing (and, btw, most of them are colored similarly-either tie-dye or some neon variety. i knew a guy who got a Hawaiian shirt and matching bucket hat emblazoned with the beaver) . They also have stuffed animals and a full beaver mascot costume that walks around sometimes. Point is, very big, very expansive in both square footage and commodities, and often quite busy. Buc-ees is kind of a “Texas culture” thing, like it’s iconically Texas. And, of course, it is-and listen, this is the objective view-the best rest stop. We love that specific beaver, and everything is bigger in texas, the largest is 75k sq ft (6967 sq meters). thank you for coming to my ted talk, i am burning alive in this state. edit: they are also a gas station. the largest has 120 fuel pumps. also, it’s buc-ee’s, with the possessive. i’m not going back through to edit this, but thought i should say. we are all beholden to Buc-ee.
Today my therapist told me she needed to cancel this weeks session because she’s going to see Dan and Phil on tour in Indiana. Like legit, this happened.
i think "school trip where you milk a cow" has been a universal Northern experience for decades, coz my mum (Geordie) has recounted vague cow milking memories to me before
I do not have asthma, but I am curious about how asthma works...what did they get wrong? 👀I ask cos I know in the movie, they got cochlear implants wrong! I'm deaf and wear cochlear implants; They don't make a high-pitched noise like the girl's did, that'd be hearing aids! Although I recognise it's probably cos the kid had cochlear implants and they weren't gonna make her change it XD But it's a little detail that makes me roll my eyes. My cochlear implants do flash when they are low on battery, but no high-pitched noise.
@@dinolil1474 that's interesting! it really are the small details that can make or break an authentic protrayal!! there's different types and different 'levels', but personally, mine usually flares up from dust and too much cardio (lmao). personally, my face heats up like crazy, i get really lightheaded and woozy, unbalanced and sluggish movement, my chest feels tight and then there's the coughing/desperately gasping for air. random: but ive often heard swimming is helpful in lessening the severity of one's asthma because of how you have to learn and practice proper breathing thus improving your lung function etc etc ^^
@@dinolil1474oh interesting! i thought hers made the noise bc they were broken or something since they were trying to fix them. would cochlear implants not be able to make the noise even if you messed with it's insides? is it just a whole different technology? /genq
@@jesuisege Hm, I will say that my implant does *beep* - but only I can hear that beep, sort of like how headphones would work. It works like an electric circuit - so I guess it'd be possible to change that beep to be higher in pitch, but I think I'd still be the only one to hear it. It's a different tech to hearing aids as cochlear implants include an internal part, a magnet and wires that connect to the nerve. While hearing aids do not have this.
Dan and Phil always say I should watch in the dark to have the full experience, but I don’t want the full experience 😂 I literally only watch these videos because my Phathers make them, I don’t want to be scared
I already know I'd be dead within day one of this setting. I can accomplish not talking just fine but talking quietly is where I'd fail because I'd think I'm doing it but in reality I might as well be on blast.
them: you better dim YOUR lights as well, it doesn’t count if you’re not seeing this in a concrete bunker, FULL immersion mates me doing my nails: oh yeah ofc
you will appreciate that i am watching this inside my van (home) after dark, parked in the far back of a farm, weeks after the soy has been plowed, it is empty and serene. cold enough for multible blankets, warm enough to have some windows open. fairy lights only.
I feel like in this universe I would die just by having your videos saved on my phone. I’d try to use my remaining battery to get help and accidentally click on a gaming video with Dan screaming every 10 seconds and get myself killed
Hi Dan and Phil!!! I just went to your live show tonight in Akron!! ❤❤ Truly the best experience I've had in my life!! Been watching since the beginning and it was my first time seeing you guys live!! Love you both, parasoicially forever 🖤
Video idea: Phil shares lore 2 truths and 1 lie style and Dan tries to work out what actually happened
YESSS god tier idea
Would be a fun idea. The problem just might be that Dan will just insist that Phil is always telling 3 lies instead of just 2.
honestly an S tier video Idea. I’d love to hear some of Dans stories too but by the sounds of it, I’m not sure if he has any that Phil wouldn’t know.
omg I need this
Found it, it’s a video called “Are we Best Friends or FIENDS?” from december 3rd 2016
“I feel like I’ve milked a cow...”
“We don’t have time. No northern anecdotes.”
Yes 😂 I can‘t…
anecdotes 🥲
is a northern antidote like a cup of gravy or something
HE IS BEING SILENCED
Next time 😂
"I'm a doctor. And your father." vampire diaries level expository dialogue
"Relax, I'm gay AND your brother"
@@nakaka3236 is that a dialogue from the show really lmaoo
@@jamuntae yes it is verbatim dialogue spoken by one of the few queer characters in the show
@@nakaka3236one of the (like) 3 queer characters too lol
@@AmorJonatico1 ☝️ technically four, lmao
Dan warning us not to get attached to Martin then being literally the one who is the most upset is just so Dan
I don’t understand why people try so hard to live in these situations. The SECOND the news breaks about aliens my head is going in the oven
I'm also gay so "keeping the human race going" isn't an option. Can't get my bussy pregnant lol
LITERALLY!!! I’d rather drown myself like wtf
why bother trying to survive if youre super likely to get ripped apart horrifically anyway...id rather go out on my own terms i dont think im the protagonist
Literally my friend and I anytime we watch an apocalypse type movie, it quickly becomes commenting new ways to die quickly so we don't have to deal with all that
Breaking news: not everyone is suicidal
“I’d let him impregnate me” then silence from Dan PLEASE NO PHIVORCE
i can’t handle another phamily catastrophe 😭😭
it’s okay they can be poly
its a phurrogate
NOT AGAIN the phandon can’t handle another phivorce 😭
the DEAD SILENCE following that statement absolutely killed me, oh my god
so proud of Phil for lowering the vent
update: he lowered another!!
Living for these updates
he also unscrewed some screws what a guy
CRYING i read this comment as “phil lowering the rent” like okkk capital£ester 💰
this is so funny i legit had the same thought lmao
WARNING: The first jumpscare is at 00:00, Dan wearing something other than black.
I screamed, truly terrifying
@AlexApocalypseXx It made me sob
The power of Buccees
sadly i was at 0:41 before reading this comment, i'm still trying to catch my breath from that jumpscare
EWWW GEORGIA
‘Why are you rawdogging in the apocalypse’ 😭
fr this is my reaction everytime pregnant heteros are featured in apocalypse fiction
for me it was the movie establishing that you could be as loud as you wanted at the waterfall and then the family making zero effort to get her to the waterfall to give birth, nor ever even discussing that as an option. Like okay y'all's are jut stupid.
@@yunorottenLITERALLY - like, did every piece of protection just evaporate when the aliens landed?? control yourselves lol
Not the biggest yappers playing a game where your life depends on being QUIET 😂
Title: DanandPhilGAMES :A Quiet Place
Alternative Title: Dan and Phil can’t stay quiet in ANY PLACE
these games give me so much anxiety ESPECIALLY because it's dan and phil playing THEY CAN'T SHUT UP JESUS
“Don’t Yap Challenge”
I have FANTASTIC news
The silence after phil said he’d let Martin impregnate him was deafening
Of course she's pregnant AND has asthma 💀 the main characters in this universe are always a mess lmao
Like girly pick a damn struggle 💀
I'll literally never understand the point of living in a situation like this and thinking "yeah I'll let him nut inside me" LIKE GIRL WHAT DID U THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN 😭 HE HAS FINGERS
Right?? Like, how did you survive longer than other people who don't have involuntary wheezing fits or pregnancy handicapping them let alone BOTH???
seriously like girl at least track your cycle and find some condoms damn
RIGHT?? @@sofiaish5276
13:25 dan saying this is so funny bc he canonically makes fun of people within earshot
i love the fictional-character-ification of dan and phil 😭
Phils ass clapping as he ran away would be too loud to survive this
Wtf 😂
This is so phunny i am deceased
this is my favorite comment on this video 😂
Them thirsting over Martin was so fucking funny, wish he'd been around longer just so it could continue lol
you know what phil i would’ve LOVED to hear about the false cow memory
Love the assumption that it’s false 😂
dan in the cow onesie 😭 i swear it’s always phil making dan put on the silliest costumes while he’s just got a funny little thing on or something, remember when he made dan put on that kangaroo costume for their australia video 😭
woah, I'm happy to see another person who's been here for this long lol
old pannie to old phannie, youre literally so gorgeous omg!!
Meanwhile all Phil had was a Shark fin headband. Or the time Dan was forced to wear the Squid costume while Phil wore a reasonable Soma Yukihira cosplay
@@WishGender Or Dan in that Titan from Attack-On-Titan morph suit.
evolved from homotron 3000 & 3001 to yap master 1 & 2, let's fucking go
Jump scare warning:
Door closing 3:19 (small)
Man 4:05 (small)
Thunder 5:50 (small)
Character falls 6:34 (medium)
Loud noise 10:47 (small)
Monster 11:35 (not really a jump)
Man 13:11 (small)
Phil scared from noise 15:47 (small)
Monster 17:17 (medium)
Monster 18:55 (medium/big)
Man running/monster 22:22 (small)
Day 1 spooky week game 22:51 (small)
Rat/monster 23:40 (small)
Omg you’re so quick thank you so much
@@yoongisneckpillow9591 i got here the moment they posted ✊🏻 I gotcha!!
thank you!!!
my hero
As someone who’s never seen the movie but knows the story and its stakes, I appreciate this
They actually wanted to play this game to avoid getting kicked out of the hotel
Playing a game called “quiet place” knowing that they’re the biggest yappers in the universe is sending me 😭😭
I'm genuinely so impressed that you have managed to upload that much despide touring! thanks dads!
Dan yelling at Phil to be quiet then immediately being loud to test out the noise meter 🤣
Begging Dan & Phil to play Stardew Valley as an Undertale-like playthough for a cozy autumn game 🙏
YES I’ve been saying this for so long 🙏
oh that would be so fun and phil wouldn't have to be a passenger princess
YES I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THIS
@@paola_rosa exactlyyyy it would be so funny to see them try to get the best farm each lol 😂 or if they would work together
THANK YOU DADS FOR THE PHUPLOAD
why don't we call them phads? 🤔 the only word not getting phanified 😔
@jesuisege from now on I'm calling them phathers
@@DangerMenAtWork1 oh that works so much better 💀 /srs IM IN! ✨PHATHERS✨
@jesuisege WOO
when Phil said he'd let Martin impregnate him it look me so off guard LMAO
Especially because that’s his brother’s name 😂
@@itstaelyrjoanne6312oh my god thank you for reminding me that made this at least 10x more unhinged
Dnp: You better be dimming the lights right now to have the full immersion experience
Me, incapacitated while laying down and drooling blood in excruciating pain after my wisdom teeth surgery: i could not reach the light even if i tried dads sorry idgaf rn
I hope you feel better soon 😢
Remember to take the medication they gave you, it definitely helps so much! Take care of yourself 💞 the worst of it is past you, only healing now!
I hope the recovery goes well for you!
You get a pass… this time.
i hope your recovery is smooth as can be and you feel better soon!
Finally, a quiet video I can play while I do my dissertation work because I'm sure it will be quiet
Can we have an update on how your dissertation went while you were playing this in the background? I’m sure it went wonderful!!!!!!!1!
Can confirm in that time I finished it all and graduated even (I stopped focusing because it's late night here and I was also trying not to make noise for the immersion lol)
@@RandomlyAbigailwhat I’m hearing is you would survive due to the immersion. Important life skills with d&p (Good luck with your dissertation)
good luck on the diss! you’ll smash it!!!
@@RandomlyAbigail omg finished it AND graduated all in one night... the TALENT!!!!!
“I know as a gAmEr I have to- AAH” made me cackle
“a false memory of milking a cow” okay bro what is going on in rossendale be honest
😭😭🙏🙏
0:11 “texas gas station t-shirt” this man has never gotten lost in a buc-ees before and it shows
I'm British so I don't understand the joke but very funny anyway lol
@@klausjacklister you didn’t ask but as a texan i am delighted to explain buc-ees to you: buc-ees is a chain of rest stops, like for road trips and such, and they are known for having exceptionally clean bathrooms (which might sound weird, but if you’ve been in the car 5 hours it’s beautiful), a large selection of name brand snacks and drinks, as well as their own kind of custom versions of a lot of things like candies and nuts. They also have fudge and sandwiches and the like that they make there, and some other to-order foods-like a food court restaurant in a costco, more or less. they also have just a bunch of commodities, like home decor and toys, hand-crafted tchotchkes and keychains, candles, hand soaps and all that stuff, various YeeHaw merch, and, of course, Buc-ees merch like the shirt dan is wearing (and, btw, most of them are colored similarly-either tie-dye or some neon variety. i knew a guy who got a Hawaiian shirt and matching bucket hat emblazoned with the beaver) . They also have stuffed animals and a full beaver mascot costume that walks around sometimes.
Point is, very big, very expansive in both square footage and commodities, and often quite busy. Buc-ees is kind of a “Texas culture” thing, like it’s iconically Texas. And, of course, it is-and listen, this is the objective view-the best rest stop.
We love that specific beaver, and everything is bigger in texas, the largest is 75k sq ft (6967 sq meters).
thank you for coming to my ted talk, i am burning alive in this state.
edit: they are also a gas station. the largest has 120 fuel pumps.
also, it’s buc-ee’s, with the possessive. i’m not going back through to edit this, but thought i should say. we are all beholden to Buc-ee.
@@baguetteknife i created an account bc i felt the need to like this comment lol
@@baguetteknife i thoroughly enjoyed learning about buc-ee's, thanks for your service
@@baguetteknife us folks in Missouri were so excited to get our own location in Springfield!
Phil- "what if the alien just wants a friend?"
Dan- "then he can die alone."
BARS
I have really appreciated this spooky week in particular. We live in very complicated and fraught times. It is nice to have a little light thank y'all
Dan: "As long as we stay under three we should be fine."
Also Dan: "FOUR"
6:30 I love when Dan uses his sassy Light Yagami voice
the clip from that point till their yelp has such meme photential omg 😭
the repeat of "red cloud ranch" is crazy
Red cloud ranch
Dan in a Buc-ee’s shirt was something I didn’t know I needed in life
so truee!! wild that he’s been to buc-ee’s that’s literally texas
He's canonized it for everyone else now
I am so happy I feel so represented
It was a bit of a jumpscare in itself
7:29 subtle phorshadowing ❤️
Today my therapist told me she needed to cancel this weeks session because she’s going to see Dan and Phil on tour in Indiana. Like legit, this happened.
Ngl this is something I would do, but I wouldn't tell my client why
- a therapist
@ it doesn’t bother me. I’m happy for her. I just honestly thought it was kinda funny
Halloween time with dan and phil is lowkey the best time
with the amount that Dan and Phil scream this video should be called the Loud Place
i think "school trip where you milk a cow" has been a universal Northern experience for decades, coz my mum (Geordie) has recounted vague cow milking memories to me before
1:24 Surprisingly good cow noise from Dan there
Jumpscares:
3:16 - so MILD (door slam)
4:03 - mild (martin being goofy 🤪🤪)
5:48 - not really (scared Phil tho, loud noise)
6:34 - medium (loud lightning and Dan scream)
9:12 - barely (MARTIN AGAIN)
10:46 - mild (foreboding noise lol)
11:17 - mild (monster appears)
11:34 - mid (rip)
13:10 - mild (Mark scare)
15:46 - barely (again, scared Phil, loud noise)
16:00 - mild (monster again)
17:15 - SCARY (monster jump)
18:53 - SCARY AGAIN (monster jump)
22:20 SCARY (monster takeout)
22:50 - meh (previous video scare)
23:40 - mild (monster back)
You did it, I’m proud of you !!!
i rawdog these videos cuz i wanna be scared but you're a saint for doing this! many ppl need comments like this to enjoy spooky week :)
You are my savior, thank you so soo much, without the jumpscare warnings it would make it soo much harder for me to watch the video
I really appreciate the fact they’re on tour staying in hotels yet still commit to spooky week
Thank you Dan & Phil ❤👻
most infuriating thing about this game as someone who has asthma is that is 1) not how asthma works 2) inhalers ARE NOT QUIET ahahaha
hello fellow asthma haver, i agree wholeheartedly 👍 inhaler indeed go puff 😞😞
I do not have asthma, but I am curious about how asthma works...what did they get wrong? 👀I ask cos I know in the movie, they got cochlear implants wrong!
I'm deaf and wear cochlear implants; They don't make a high-pitched noise like the girl's did, that'd be hearing aids! Although I recognise it's probably cos the kid had cochlear implants and they weren't gonna make her change it XD But it's a little detail that makes me roll my eyes. My cochlear implants do flash when they are low on battery, but no high-pitched noise.
@@dinolil1474 that's interesting! it really are the small details that can make or break an authentic protrayal!!
there's different types and different 'levels', but personally, mine usually flares up from dust and too much cardio (lmao). personally, my face heats up like crazy, i get really lightheaded and woozy, unbalanced and sluggish movement, my chest feels tight and then there's the coughing/desperately gasping for air. random: but ive often heard swimming is helpful in lessening the severity of one's asthma because of how you have to learn and practice proper breathing thus improving your lung function etc etc ^^
@@dinolil1474oh interesting! i thought hers made the noise bc they were broken or something since they were trying to fix them. would cochlear implants not be able to make the noise even if you messed with it's insides? is it just a whole different technology? /genq
@@jesuisege Hm, I will say that my implant does *beep* - but only I can hear that beep, sort of like how headphones would work. It works like an electric circuit - so I guess it'd be possible to change that beep to be higher in pitch, but I think I'd still be the only one to hear it.
It's a different tech to hearing aids as cochlear implants include an internal part, a magnet and wires that connect to the nerve.
While hearing aids do not have this.
these spooky week videos being almost 30 mins long,,, thank you sm for this
Petition for them to bring back the Stereo show but it’s just 1 hour of Phil sharing lore, 2 truths and a lie style
as an American, im absolutely LOVING dan and phil uploading in my timezone.
Dan and Phil always say I should watch in the dark to have the full experience, but I don’t want the full experience 😂 I literally only watch these videos because my Phathers make them, I don’t want to be scared
i just went “oh yeah spooky week must have posted by now”…it’s been one minute..that was freaky i just knew
same I feel like god lol
I already know I'd be dead within day one of this setting. I can accomplish not talking just fine but talking quietly is where I'd fail because I'd think I'm doing it but in reality I might as well be on blast.
My problem would be randomly choking on my own spit.
Well, I won't be alone, Dan just did it in the video.
them: you better dim YOUR lights as well, it doesn’t count if you’re not seeing this in a concrete bunker, FULL immersion mates
me doing my nails: oh yeah ofc
Two loud yappers vs a game where you can't make any noise
love being able to hear the roar of the gaming laptop working overtime, really adds to the ambience
Watching this while getting ready to see the tour tonight >>>
enjoy the show!!
have phun!
Literally same :,)
Enjoy :3
Omg have fun!!!
dan wearing color is a jump scare. they’re really in the spooky spirit this year!
0:36 As if Dan would run to try and save Phil
Dan as a cow is utterly adorable 🐄🖤
Udder
Phil being unhinged scare warning at 9:30
i was reading this just i got to the time... i was not prepared
phil on the rainbow skeleton onesie omg they share clothes !!!!!
phil and martin mpreg fic when
phartin
time to loot the red cloud ranch 🤓
time to loot the red cloud ranch
time to loot the red cloud ranch
Time to loot the red cloud ranch
my favorite thing ever is Phil putting dan into costumes
omg these spooky week outfits keep getting better dan as a baby and now a cow 😭
spooky week is the only thing getting me through the last hellish stretch of october thank u phads
same here buddy, here's to hoping november treats us well!
21:29 i looked back up to the webcam and Dan's The Ring face jumpscared me more than anything else in the entire video had 😆
9:38 pregnant phil truthers rise up!
Well now I want a bucee's vlog
LITERALLY
if i could have dnp react to buc-ee's and keith eat the menu buc-ee's edition i could die happy
Dan don't you dare insult the phlonde hair, we love it
thank you dan for the sacrifice to wear these amazing costumes for our entertainment
dan: (has to be quiet)
also dan: DADDY
Phil actually has a really nice asmr voice! 10/10 v relaxing
“He’s looking rugged & ready 😏”
And this is why I like spooky week. You two making the spooky games funny and not so spooky
you will appreciate that i am watching this inside my van (home) after dark, parked in the far back of a farm, weeks after the soy has been plowed, it is empty and serene. cold enough for multible blankets, warm enough to have some windows open. fairy lights only.
dang that sounds fantastic
the energy of this video: unbeatable
because we all know how good dip n pip are at being quiet, especially when scared
side note: who put Phil in charge of Dan's costumes?
i think phil put himself in charge 😂
instant new classic omg 11/10 video lads
Me and my sister are being the baby and crayon thanks for the Halloween costume ideas loll❤❤
Definitely one of your best videos so far!
It's crazy how awesome this turned out!
As a Texan, knowing that Dan and Phil discovered Buc-ee's while they were here is everything
These videos mean the world to me. I’ve been going through hard times lately and watching you takes my mind off things for a little while
10:07 genuinely thought phil said "ugh dad" instead of "ugh dan" and didn't even question it
I feel like in this universe I would die just by having your videos saved on my phone. I’d try to use my remaining battery to get help and accidentally click on a gaming video with Dan screaming every 10 seconds and get myself killed
ME AND DAN TWINNING WITH THE BUCEES TODAY HELL YEAH
Dan wearing a tie dye Buccee’s tshirt was not on my spooky week bingo card but has added years to my lifespan
The rainbow skeleton shirt is something I didn’t know I needed til just now
Reminds me of Dan’s diy rainbow skeleton sequin jacket
brushing my teeth while watching this and they hit me with the "full immersion!!!!!!!" so now im doing it in the dark
phupload right as i go on break THANK YEWWWW
Hi Dan and Phil!!! I just went to your live show tonight in Akron!! ❤❤
Truly the best experience I've had in my life!! Been watching since the beginning and it was my first time seeing you guys live!! Love you both, parasoicially forever 🖤
I was there too!! They were awesome !!💕
WAS literally praying for them to upload one today AND THEY DELIVERED THANK U DADS
5:07 time to loot the red cloud ranch 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊
Time to loot the red cloud ranch
"Yeah you're gonna Bakugo to Hell when this alien pops up."
My new favourite Dan quote.
Im going through a really stressful move right now, and spooky week makes me look forward to each night ❤
the pc struggling is sending me, so relatable
died 2023 reborn 2024 welcome back yapmasters 1 and 2 phailing to be quiet for a spooky game
I will never get tired of Phil putting Dan in onsies that are semi-related to whatever video they're doing, it makes me laugh every time XD
seeing dan in a bucee’s tee is the FUNNIEST thing for no reason